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“Here we are guys, today we have a hoot and a holler. This time around we talking about the the time I accidentally Jedi Flipped when I deployed into the frontlines of Afghanistan”

that doctor 100% knew. he also was just smart enough to understand that it would be better to just say nothing as long as your heart rate and blood pressure weren’t raising even further into dangerous levels as the appointment went on. that’s probably why he checked it twice imo

Goblin looks like the type of kid to wear a faze clan shirt to senior pictures

Yo my dad went to a doctors appointment on molly except he never did molly or went to the doctor he did beat my mom tho

“Oh my bad doc, silly me” I’m weeaaakk

the good thing about molly is that you’re always so nice to people so everyone just likes you

I saw this live last night, but I clicked, liked, and commented for the algorithm 😂

I’m stoned to the bone wit a pizza and Goblin uploads, life is good

no one: Nicks mom: 😑

Imagine the doc was on molly too

i was in stream when he told this i’m just doing my duty

I wanna know how tf that doctor didn't even think about the simple fact that weed actually lowers your blood pressure and it shouldn't be high.

We will always miss Ashton Not only the best dealer but the best friend

Anxiety does not exist in this man

I did this at the orthodontist. She kept telling me to just keep a loose grip on the pipe that was in my mouth, I could keep it loose for about 5 seconds but my jaw would just lock up so much lol. Great video Goblin!

Nobody: Goblin talking about Molly: This is the best Molly I've ever done, hands down

Bro... I took MDMA at prom and had a BLOOD TEST the next day. Luckily it was an iron test, so nothing happened, but I almost fainted in the comedown

Shit I think I might be addicted to goblin videos.

Once blacked out on Zopiclone day before work, during that blackout I had apparently crushed a 260mg MDMA pill and mixed it into a bottle of coke, so when I woke up I took that bottle, went to the bus and drank it under that bus ride. For those that don’t know, everything taste kinda metally/dirt on and after Zopiclone, it’s a really horrible taste, so I didn’t think much about it tasting bad. I go to work, get dressed. And as I go down to the bar and wash my hands I feel that hitting me hard like a truck. It was a very interesting day, I don’t know who noticed, I sprayed myself with a fk ton of perfume, a lot of toilet breaks, changed shirts like 5 times having to even borrow shirts from my co-workers.

Doc knew what was up the whole time lmao

Accidentally went to my therapist appt on shrooms I understand

Doc knew u were rolling within 10 seconds of laying eyes on you 😂😂

“Does this guy not think I’m stoned?” But I’m just rolling with it.” 😂

Also had the same doc my whole life, literally the day I turned 18 I let him know about all my use. He didn’t care lmao

I can tell this is about to be a banger from the title

he knew. he just didnt say anything

watching your molly videos while i’m rolling hahaha making me feel like your here with me G it’s a hoot and a holler

Hey hope everyone’s day was a little above average❤️

“The doc comes in and he’s just chilling out “

Champagne Molly is absolute fire

goblin truly never runs out of bangers..

I got all my friends hooked on ur channel. Thx for the quality content brotha

already heard it on stream but ima support and rewatch for da boy

If I had a dime for every time I heard goblin talk about free ubers

Thanks for doing a great job goblin. Great idea. Keep up the good work!

I took 3 180ug Hoffman Tabs the day before my eye test and now I’m stuck with the Wong pair of specs

I just wanna say that goblin is one of the best commentators in the world

i got sent to a hospital by my school because mfs were snitching and i told them it was a panick attack and not drugs and they let me go

"My bad doc, Oh, Silly me duuude" I can't be the only one who lostt it

take a shot every time he says “SO *hard swallow* either way”

Thinking of the name of the doctors table truely is a high thought

When I see that goblin vid in my notifications I know it’s finna be 🔥🔥🔥

Goblin always providin when we needin 💯

I’ve had literally the same experience thankfully I was 18 when it happened and was able to straight up tell the doc.

Damn bruh been having a bad day and gob uploads, now i’m actually laughing my ass off thank you g🖤

You can actually say whatever you want to your doctor because of patient doctor confidentiality

Whenever I’m horribly fucked up on the verge of throwing up or dying I watch goblins videos and it calms me down.

Always comin in with a hoot and a holler, a true banger 🔥

I went to court on molly.

As an experienced dad he always knews when I'm high af with my friends and I would say your mom thought "Really? Right before the doctors? You better fucking handle this trip"

The gob back at it again with another banger🔥🔥🔥

Bro goblin I swear to god all your videos are like story’s from my life 😭😂😂

livestream gang, just here to like the vid

An absolute hoot and a holler, a true banger if you will

Been waiting so long for this to drop

This was an absolute hoot & for sure indeed a holler my guy🤝😂😂

Goblin the only Person to think a medical professional doesnt know if someone under influence. They re just kind and nice I mean your mom knew

I swear I was literally watching the crackhead joe story when I checked my notis and seen the new vid

Saw this on stream, love you gobby ❤️

This was golden thanks man!

You know it’s a good story when it takes place in 2016

I’m taking a shot every time this man says either way

your "hoot n holler a true banger if you will" has been thrown around quite loosely recently in some of ur vids, but this sir, holy fuck a true banger

Literally my fav KZfaqr!!!

I've always had female nurses give me my physical.

I’m from the uk and so confused about coughing and holding balls thing

This was a good one bro. You made me laugh several times. I don’t even know what that thing is called that we sit on in the doctors office

haven’t even started this yet but ik it’ll be really good cus of how u said it in the stream

Gobby tapping into that old bathroom remodeling company guy for the merch plug 😂

Dude said he was “real stoned while mowing the lawn” to justify his eyes 😂😂😭😭😂

Saw it in my notifs and I HAD to this shit boutta be a hoot and a holler, true banger fr

A TRUE BANGER GOB

Livestream gang my guy!! Also you gonna stream tonight or is it break night? Tryna calculate how much shit to eat iykwim

Reminds of the time i went to a back doctor on Clonazolam, and didnt realize how high I was. The doctor ended up noticing and asked me what I was on. He ended up cancelling the script for pain meds I was on... Looking back on it, i was slurring my words and moving really slow... I thought I took a low dose, just for anxiety, but apparently it was still too much lol

Livestream gang can’t wait for this and got merch otw

That was, in fact, a true banger

you made me die laughing man love the vids keep it up

yo I was smoking along in the previous stream, but I lowkey hate it when my mother surprises me with my own appointments xD

I love you goblin you’re my favorite KZfaqr I watch you every day

Love your vids man keep it up💯

That moment when u already know it finna be a hoot and a holler based off the thumbnail

Dude I laughed so many times during this vid

I swear to god this is the best story ever.

Dude your moms reaction on the car ride home cracked me up. I think we have all been there.

I’ve heard this story everyday for the past 3 days like if this happened to you.

"for eduactional purposes only" ...alright Gob 😂 you had ONE JOB 😂

funny how he said that he got the best molly back then even though it's probably that it doesnt affect him as much anymore becausehe already used it a lot

I’m sorry but I can’t b the only one who’s doctor has never had to hold there nuts while u cough🤣🤣

A waste of molly and a waste of a doctors appointment worth it for the great story tho obvs

goblin I fucking love you’re vids man keep it up and if youre not subscribed to him what are you doing

Best sense of humor on yt been said this and will continue to say this

great vid as always boys

I would’ve been like “I already had plans with one of my old friends and I need to see him today because he’s moving to a different state tomorrow morning”

I've done this too haha, he kept saying to calm down because of my heart rate was beating hard like Viking War Drums

Gobby’s streams be lit tune in boys issa good time

thank you goblin 🤘🏽

nick, i love your vids so much but due to things happening in my life i have to try really hard to kick my habits and watching your vids don’t help me with that. i hope you’re still here when i can watch and trust myself again

Gotta comment for the algorithm, good shit gob

It’s currently 9 am and I went to bed at 5 am last night drunk as fuck and barred out. I don’t know how I’m awake rn but I slept great good morning guys