I think it’s hilarious to think about the towns peoples perspectives like seriously imagine some random farmer moving to town sleeping for well over a year then finally when they first come to town they plop down a mayonnaise machine then run laps around the town bar while screaming about duck mayo then coming out of the bar holding a statue while chanting pinky lemon over and over again

The worst part about the algorithm making you discover Seanie Dew and binging all his content is that you quickly realize that, in just a day, there's no more content left to binge. I need my Stardew Valley challenge/speedrun videos. You did this to me Seanie, you made me a Stardew addict again. 2016 me, here I come.

Watching the seasons go by as Seanie desperately tried to get his duck mayo is so funny for no reason

Seanie streaming alone: " I can't fucking do this shit anymore, I can't fucking do this anymore, I'm just gonna fucking go for it" Seanie streaming with others: **someone curses** "LANGUAGE!"

The number of times I’ve found super cucumbers in peoples trash is absurd. It would be slower but you might be able to complete that run without ever fishing

Imagine Gus just washing dishes before opening and he hears someone outside the saloon screaming "DUCK MAYONAISE!"

As someone who doesn't watch speed running content all that often, I absolutely love to watch your speed runs. You strike the perfect balance of strategy and just good-'ol-fashion casual fun

… i got the Pinky Lemon one and I was using it as a scarecrow. You telling me that’s why I would wake up and crows be eating my crops?!

Seanie: This is my strategy game: You actually can't do that Seanie: [shocked pikachu]

"... Oh my gosh! All I can think about is duck mayonnaise! My mind is filled with goat milk. They put goat juice in my brain! I got a cranium filled with JUICE! I need an oreo." -seaniedew 2022 😅

At first I thought you were going to try to get all 3 statues in one run and now I'm wondering how you would route that.

Literally found your channel yesterday looking for who to marry any I've already learnt so much about the game, your humour makes watching your game play so entertaining and I've laughed out loud to every video I've watched, thanks for making content dude keep it up

today it occurred to me for the first time how weird the task of "placing a super cucumber in this box" is.

“Can a man get a win in a universe?” Seanie “A Man” Dew, 2022

For me, if I was speedrunning getting the owl statue, I would’ve won, because it spawned in THE FIRST DAY. IM NOT JOKING

I didn't realize you couldn't eat mayonnaise in this game but I'm with ConcernedApe on that one.

Seanie be like: "Some people actually PLAN their speedruns? Cowards"

There’s a 0.5% chance the owl statue happens on night 1, 0.4975% on night 2, and 0.4950125% on night 3.

I CHOKED at „SHOW YOURSELF“. Literally died

Can't believe Seanie would leave us on a cliffhanger like that

I think I can see Seanie growing grey hairs from trying to buy duck mayo from the traveling cart. Lol

The fact that I caught 2 gold star super cucumbers without really struggling is making me feel cool

Pinky lemon looks like an uwu version of the Lorax and I’m here for that

He said the words ‘duck’ and ‘mayonnaise’ so many times that they don’t even sound like words anymore, and they didn’t really sound like words in the first place.

Sometimes I listen to videos like this while working on things and leave the room, and hearing *this* 24:38 quietly from another room is the funniest thing there is

This was just great 😂 I can’t even remember how to get the third statue. I hope it involves the traveling cart.

My friends and I make the Halibut joke at 6:06 every time one of us catches one. Good times.

Just ask Haley for a super cucumber, she seems to always be asking for them for… *reasons*

16:00 He totally missed the Night Market!

I found your channel recently and I can’t stop watching, love the humour and gameplay, keep it up seanie!

Damn, your Harvey cosplay is on point

For the Pinky Lemon one every time the music slightly changed or Seanie went quiet I got anxiously excited and then disappointed.

anyone else just kinda hoping he’d eat the super cucumber by accident? lol, would prob rage quit

Accidental stone owl world record?

Too bad you weren't speedrunning the owl statue lol

I had a shot at the Pinky Lemon run, without using the Cart and just speeding for a duck, got [01:48:44.9] as a PB, and considering I'm not a speedrunner, and I didn't plan anything, and I screwed up a few times, it was pretty good!

Most speedrunners do a lot of research and make a plan. Then there’s Seanie.

He may not have the three statues Speedrun record for long, but he sure as heck got that owl statue Speedrun record

I want him to try again to get pinky lemon but making the coop and see if it's faster

I'm weirdly good at fishing in stardew and had no idea the super cucumber was supposed to be so difficult to catch, I start catching them as soon as possible year one pretty much every play through I'd consider myself still pretty new to the game too Guess that says more about my play style and where my skills lie than anything

*a new neighbour has moved to town, he seems alright, decently normal. you presume he’ll farm like the average ‘farmer’ would. however, you dont see him for well over a year. you hear rumours of him sleeping through the seasons, however should you believe it? a week later you see the devilish, scrawny man scrambling towards the beach. he fishes, and stands, and fishes some more. after berating the waters for a super cucumber he obtains one, and chants its name repeatedly. the new villager takes to the woods, never to be seen again*

Pinky Lemon looks like The Grinch combined with The Lorax.

I speedran ConcernedApe’s strangest secret… Owl Statue

Concerned Ape is right, eating straight mayo is gross

yet another BANGER VIDEO from mister dew

Your stardew speed runs are my favorite to watch! You're very entertaining

Seanie out here suffering for our enjoyment.... We shall never forget 😌 thanks for all the amazing content!

“Catching every fish at fishing level one to prove seanie dew sucks at fishing”

"why did I just trash 44 parsnips?!??!" killed me

Man turned in a anime character for the super cucumber 😂

16:22 my how times have changed

I just realized how small Seanie is. I had no clue 😂 my entire recommended is slammed with these videos rn because I keep binging

24:39 Does Seanie sing in his free time? That was some crazy good singing! :o

seanie, your videos bring me so much joy. i am so happy to have discovered your channel :)

You definitely lost your mind, but I'm here for it

It’s a cucumber cult now 👁🫦👁🤚🏻

seanie looks like austin powers in this video

Boy, rn I have completed every fucking item in the cc BUT a pumpkin, yes I planted them, I just forgot to donate it. Since then i've checked the traveling car per 3 seasons, no pumpkin tho, i'm gonna complete the cc in Autumn 14 of the second year. And I have to wait another fucking season to finally prep for ginger Island...

tip: if you want extra seeds (not sure if this works on other devices other than mobile/ipad), try find those fibres with the pink stars in the centre (thats only in the summer) or the swirly fibres in the spring and autumn. they have a 100% or 95% chance to drop a mixed seed, which gives a variety of that seasons crops. goodluck.

watching the struggle to get duck mayo as i get to the traveling cart and low and behold she's got duck mayo

wait how did he know he got an owl statue on day 3 without checking the farm? is there a sound that comes with it?? i play with sound off so maybe thats why i dont know

The one you didn't get is exactly the only one I do have in my current save

Excuse you Seanie? The “robot one” is Bold and Brash. Thank you very much

Seanie's editor said "bring back the oreo cakester" and nabisco said "understood"

I thoughy this was an old upload. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ binge watched too hard didn't even realize

Double stuff classic and double stuff vanilla Oreos man, so good

OMG I had a college professor who did the halibut joke every day because he thought it was so funny. 🤣

Y’all they did bring back the Oreo cakester!!

This hits different owning ducks

Sean trying to catch that super cucumber at the last hour happened to me but I didn't fail and I was catching a walleye like 1:40

I started to do the Linus challenge with some changes on Stardew and it's really fun! Thanks!

i didn't know harvey had a youtube channel

The "nobody really likes you" to the owl statue was funny to me because me and a few ppl on discord were in an owl cult a long while ago and "worshipped" the statue

The owl statue is supposed to be a really hard statue to get but to Sean meh it's really common to him

You would make an amazing voice actor

“First up is- hmdumpuduv? HmDuMpUdV? hMDU- the robot one-“ me pronouncing anything

Bless. If you're gonna catch a fish you find difficult, buy some trout soup from Willy to give that buff, broseph

Please don’t prove me wrong I’m not mentally ready but when I play started valley i like to think that if you buy similar items to what you’re looking for shell eventually get the hint and help you out 😭

I was waiting for that halibut joke 😂

Funny thing you can eat mayonise now😂

Pinky lemon makes me uncomfortable

16:23 Really? On thús subject concernedape and I agree. Mayonnaise is disgusting. Though, it's also pretty common in these farming simulators for it to be inedible.

Thanks for telling me about the duck mayo secret. I got it.

minerals and more

I remember being at the stream to watch the struggle, truly tragic times 😔

I stopped mid-bite of food.... to face palm... at the halibet joke.... Seanie..... Seanie....

I don't know what it says about me that I just discovered you and THIS video made me subscribe. LMAO

I’m in fall right now watching this video, and I hadn’t heard of a super cucumber before (first time player) within the one day I’ve been fishing after starting this vid, I’ve caught 4 super cucumbers, so apparently they aren’t only in summer nights. 🤣

LOL so will the next run be re-do pinky lemon and then the green one?

Can anybody calculate the odds of that owl statue? Thats insane!!

I can’t be the only person who doesn’t have a hard time fishing the super cucumber

i thoroughly enjoyed this

good video man 👍

Lmao. Duck mayonnaise speedrun

I somehow caught the purple pickle on my first try, and then sold it, just to catch it again and keeping it.

I would like to see you sped run to get all of these on the same run / save.

Oh Seanie Dew my sweet baby boy! You rock!

Is “Goat Juice” more like beef tallow or milk? Or broth? UNpasteurized milk doesn’t have to be processed, but tallow and broth have to be rendered/processed to come out. But if we’re just talking about the shortest prep time, squeezing an orange and milking an udder are kinda the same

“Give me that super cucumber baby” 😩

You coulve just pressed on the x button while on the fishing tutorial and do the same till you get the super cucumber pattern... And because it will be the tutorial the bar won't go down but only up...