No big surprise, really. His place has been a lot dirtier than it is now, so he just needed a little time to think back over the years - and to be fair, it was actually only around 10 seconds ;)

@@BobDevV No, who tf would clean their walls, they dont get dirty, mold only grows when thers to much moisture in the air, so opening a window for a few mins a day and having some kind of heating in your room so the air wont be to humid will do the job. I havent cleaned my room for months because im lazy, and all i get is some dust. Dont get me wrong i dont have trash lying around like asmon or anything really because i still put everything away, so at first glance it looks clean untill you look for dust lol...

@@GamingXperience um.. you have to clean walls at some point..

@@kenbrock5441 I've never had to clean a wall in my house. Wtf are you doing that you're getting your walls dirty?

@@BobDevV leaving out trash and food doesn't put mild on walls. Moody walls are because of moisture lmao

It would be two recipes and a grocery list of things to buy that are ready to eat.

All his crazy microwave tricks too. My mom knows how to do the baked potato in the microwave. I’m not sure why the dude couldn’t figure out the microwave potato trick.

he said he had some other recipe's he sometimes cooks... so it would be about 60 pages,

Be like 20 pages of how to apply A1 sauce properly.

That's against his min/max method - it should be a hard cover cus good books bind it with that, but only a single page: ingredients and procedure. That's it.

he can just build store right next to his house

@@nickm9922 Exactly. I was gonna say, it's also the most American sentence I've heard in a long time. I've never not lived in walking distance of at least 3 supermarkets.

@@naps7039 >driving distance

@@naps7039 damn bro that’s pretty messed up

@@tsurutomwell Tbf America is massive compared to other places. Sometimes it’s hard to live near stuff

the gays like to stay fashionable

@@_k__601I guess young ppl are pretty gay huh

😂🤣😭

Lmao didn't see that. Classic.

I've gone much longer. It's funny to see mosquitos break their noses on my literal layer of dirty skin.

and you die at 40 from a heart attack lmao.....

@@OBEYTHEPYRAMID Who care Not me

"you become like the scourge" BAHAHAHAHA

no I couldnt afford to buy fast food

@@GratDuForloradeArgumentet Godspeed brother. Ramen do be hitting too tho.

Why would you not play at night and wake up at like 4 pm? Going to bed at 4 pm sounds like a nightmare

Wait, isn't eating twice a day normal? At least for me lmao

@@jordan29123 i think eating breakfast and lunch is enough. Some people eat something in the evening but that’s bad for your body

@@justinhadasch It's not bad, just don't eat a lot and don't do it super late

@@somebodyoncetoldme2664 i meant dinner, not lunch. I always confuse the two

Love the content man. Absolutely hilarious!

Oh wow, ate once from mcdonalds, had 3 cups on your desks, really going to the extremes with this one

You kinda look like the Deep from the boys.

It felt a little bit like you was tryna bully asmon

Why would you not just follow the directions in the video?

Ya idk why he doesn’t move

@@zop1111 it’s his mums house isn’t it? I can kind of see the sentiment behind why he doesn’t leave.

@@zop1111 move for what? His dad lives by him and the house is probably paid off

Idk man, seems to me that he's the greatest filth in that house.

@@pharmztko eh? His dad doesnt live there.

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I live smack dab in a commercial area surrounded by restaurants and convenience stores as I'm the complete opposite , other than grabbing a redbull or a occasional six pack of beer I suppose . I'd rather buy fresh meat and cook 😉 as a pound of hamburg cooks me 5 delicious burgers . Although It's convenient when I feel like eating junk food on occasion

@@manchesterexplorer8519 yeah its crazy how ez it is to cook your own burgers and how much better they taste. Its even cheaper.

Same but with supermarkerts rather than convenience stores

Is not Wal-Mart steak, though

thats things drug addicts say. Ive heard kids say things like that regarding hard drug usage, how those were some of the best times. Im like dude you need to put things into perspective more. Its essentially like 1 thing was going youre way, and it made you very very happy, but at the same time 50 other things were crumbling around you, but you failed to realize that. Thats that type of mindset.

And some of the WORST times for your gut flora and energy field LOL

@@profo4544 so?

@profo bro i ate pizza and gamed, i didnt do meth what the fuck lmao

@@lileofficial4273 so, to elaborate thats called a loser who doesnt know how to prioritize there own life. If highs are what you seek by all means, get high, but dont come crying to people and act like ur some victim when ur in withdrawal pissing urself.

Simp

That's how I feel too, fellow Ryan

I still dont clean up because i am not a goddamn simp waiting to be a statistic

Then tell her she can fcking go clean up

Thats why u get a wife. Go cleaning and good kebap making

One pot dish isn’t bad

well i rent a room in a shared appartment and i dont use the kitchen or the fridge EVER just to be able to be left alone with washing it

I mean he washes dishes on a need to basis if I remember right. So if he needs a pot he will wash it. He's not gonna make himself sick.

@@SquaulDuNeant I never said it was good, I do dishes after every meal. Like 3 times a day.

Just soak it in hot water and dish soap for a couple hours. My cousin almost threw out a perfectly good pot because there was a little mold in it. I just soaked it for an hour and scrubbed it out and it was just fine afterwards.

asmongold the combined enemy of steak enthusiasts and vegans?

He's rich and he can take care of his parents. You still depend on mommy and daddy. You're a failure. You'll always be a failure because you somehow think sitting around watching someone makes you less lazy than him. He plays the games, you just watch him do that because you can't even bring yourself to put in the effort to play a damn game.

⁠@@itchiegamesdamn bruh who pissed in your cereal

​@@itchiegamesComing in REAL hot hahaha

​@adamjamestattoos yeah sounds like projection from the second guy

i love how i simply state the truth about one person and it applies so well to other people that months after the fact they get upset enough to need to let the world know. i wasn't talking about you but i also was. thanks for letting me know. stay mad bitches. 🤣🤡

how about.....eating there??......or anywhere ELSE than home?

ah i see yeah...not my case tho

Walking distance means different things to different people.

@@kokocaptainqc Have you ever been to a McDonald's or KFC at rush hour? Not a nice eating experience.

yup its mostly because whenever we try doing something else we get proven that it was a bad idea pretty much each time like clockwork so at some point we go F it ill stay at the pc forever then

@@futavadumnezo probably

@@futavadumnezo Depression is the origin story of many hardcore video game addicts. I just don't think it's a choice that any healthy person would make. I played old school runescape upward of 14 hours a day for almost 4 years because I was depressed and genuinely wanted to die - as long as I could enjoy being a kid once more. It helped me hold on to life for long enough to see that it was worth living. Although in that time, my health has deteriorated considerably and I've missed out on basically everything. I snapped back into it just in time to get through the severe general anxiety I felt by not being at my computer on osrs in time to stand at my brother's wedding without having a panic attack. Took a year of just leaving the house to do ordinary things like buying groceries, going to the dentist, hitting the gym, etc. Trivial things that give structure to life. The world changed while I was absorbed by this game - and then covid happened. I missed out on a lot of time with my family and I don't know my friends at all anymore. I know I wasn't always this way, but it's been so long I don't remember how to be anything else. Life was just too hard, I guess.

​​@@kokocaptainqc it's important to give oneself slack and make non-game experiences as least painful as possible, take it slow, dont push outside of your confort zone too much even if you are motivated to change otherwise you just end up crawling back.

Or currently.

Those were some interesting times. Like, I look at this and I legitimately don't even bat an eye. Because at the end of the day, been there, done that. Hell, during my peak degeneracy phase back in the day, I'm confident I had him beat in a couple categories. It's crazy. It's like it wasn't even real, trying to look back on it now. It's like I'm remembering someone else's degen past

you were never rich. he's rich. you cant say you were ever like him because you weren't. he's successful. you aren't and won't be. not alike.

@@itchiegames the dude does nothing a reach person would do, except buying better PCs.

do you honestly care about the value ratio of a video made by someone you'll never know? thats kind of crazy bro. im curious, do you have any kind of life yourself or do you just hate it so much that you'd rather live through strangers on the internet?

​@@itchiegamesyeah sounds like an American or the kind of open world fanatic who sees time spent per dollar on a game to see it's value rather then quality and pacing

​@@itchiegamesbro is out here in the comments trying to degrade every single person 😂 some serious projection going on here

​@@MGrey-qb5xzit was just a dude making a joke, why are yall so angry?? Lol

@itchiegames Have some self-awareness. Do you honestly care about his comment? It took him a passing moment to post his random musings on the internet. You've effectively done the same thing here, except you blew his comment out of proportion and tried shitting on him for it. So from my perspective, the op is beating you in the life category.

Coming from Switzerland i never had to walk for more than a few minutes, the supermarkets are just spread out in literally every neighborhood even remote villages.

blessed 🙏

@@CoalCoalJames i do the same minus the eating part

the only thing i wont compromise is the food quality, for me i just splurge on food the rest are similar haha

Because you don't game and have never owned a computer..

It’s because he is real.

@@blazers4life994 that he is..

a typical content.

Cause you like his general takes on life and commentary. He's a charismatic hilarious talker, a natural tv talk host. Asmongold could have a successful podcast like joe rogan if he wanted to

if diogenes was a gamer

No food but you pay for internet? lol

@@PIVfirestarkproducon Is there much free internet in third world countries? 😮‍💨

@@8bitchiptune420 Now, you're right and I know I'm kinda moving the goal posts here but India's GDP is over $3t US per year. Doesn't surprise me that a country that mismanages it's own funds so poorly that it's still considered a third world country, has Starbucks with free Wi-fi. But Tell me a Third world country that doesn't have Nuclear weapons with free Wifi that isn't from an over seas company.

@@PIVfirestarkproducon lol my bad, hard to tell tone through text 😂

you third world guys are nothing special these days...im in CANADA and cant afford steak and potatoes

if twitch went down tomorrow, life would go on as usual

@@Vitorruy1 and if TV disappeared life would go on as usual. Movies and music disappeared life would go on as usual. It would be a lot more miserable but we would survive. hell, even if everything except meat and vegetables disappeared, we would probably survive. What is your point?

hell yea brother! yiiiiiha

Straight up, they don't get it

no they dont, you probably live like that and thats why you think everyone else also does

@@Becko21 yeah they do, they don't care and neither should you. who gives a damn about any of this? it is everybodies own choice in the end.

@@Yaelenne nawh, hoarding in a cesspool of filthy things is in fact a mental disorder of people who typically grew up extremely poor.

@@Rizzerio1 I agree but its not just people who grew up poor its people who probably deal with problems like depression and or just not giving a shit. Personally I dont know how people can live in a mess like that so I can't relate. Ive known plenty of people who were struck by poverty and were crazy about keeping things clean.

@@forrestallen9354 Usually its to keep the illusion than your not poor, but people who grew up very poor tend to hold onto trash far longer than most people do because of an attachment fear stemming from never getting/having anything.

@@CoalCoalJames yo I’m downstairs

Same , after not drinking soda for along time I tried it again and it just tasted like chemicals

WEAK MORTALS!!!!!!

That’s crazy man, I feel like you’re over thinking it

The salt and grease are the good bits, the 3 cups of sugar in the burger buns are the killer

Stop the cap this is exactly what I tell mfs too no shame in some mcdicks

Lol

Gay Ryan Reynolds

You mean the undiagnosed mental disorder portion of the internet that attach all their self worth to achieving internet fame?

Cringe typical Rick and morty fan

I'm a couple years younger than him and i cant play fps games, its just a skill thing, nothing more.