I like how this guy is analyzing everything Asmon does thinking it was all strategically done to increase comedic value, but it's just Asmon living his life.

A 20 minute stream of Asmon cooking a $2 steak has turned into hours of content

I like how with each $2 steak reaction we get new lore on his house.

Asmongold is the human equivalent of a 2015 Toyota Camry body over a full 2-frame chassis drag racer. You think he's going to ask you for cash but he secretly has more money than his local government.

I watched the original video, then the reaction video, and now the reaction to the reaction. No regrets honestly

The $2 Steak Series is the gift that keeps on giving. Can't wait for season 2.

"I refuse to eat any food that is even one day off of its expiration date, for ANY reason; Unless I am hungry." -Asmongold circa 2022

Can we just talk about how my man’s is one of the biggest streamers, and is most definitely bringing in bank, yet is still just a minimalist, living in his parents old house, eating $2 steaks off of paper plates with silverware he got from chipotle 😂

I'm the same as this guy. I never watch WOW unless its asmon just shooting the shit. When he brought out the A1 "Thick and Hardy" nonchalantly, it damn near made me choke on my steak. Asmon just has this way about his humor and knows at this point how to thread the needle for content.

Good lord I never thought I'd sink 90+ minutes into a diy steak video but here we are

When he said “one time I tried to make something else that wasn’t a stake… now I only make stakes” I was dead 😂

How to get skinny by Asmongold: Get addicted to WoW, so eating becomes a chore that will potentially ruin your 5 second time window of encountering Aeonaxx in Deepholm after waiting 24 hours for him to spawn.

Asmon's gathering an entire Avengers worth of people talking shit about his steak habits.

It's hard to believe this whole thing isn't a character and he's actually living this way. Like Zack's whole existence feels like an elaborate parody.

Hearing Asmon talk about letting his mom buy the gold forks brought a tear to my eye. He was so good to her.

I liked this guys reaction. His laugh is infectious. He's just having a good time. 😂

He keeps laughing at the mom references, not knowing that this is genuinely how he lives and every mom reference is him in his own way keeping his mom in his life after she passed.

I love watching Asmon agree with himself in a past video for 40 minutes strait 😂😂😂 adds so much value to the already funny previous video

I have mad respect for Asmon....gives absolutly ZERO fu$ks what ppl think and he's living his best life stacking hella money and hasn't changed at all

watching this guy geek out over how much he liked asmongold was kind of adorable.

I love how he didn't even critique the steak at all he was just laughing the whole time

its so pure, how he thinks its all an act lmao. i love u asmon for being such a unique and at the same time normal person i can relate too much its kinda scary. love this guy aswell hes so polite.

Best episode of Asmon reacts to Asmon cooks a steak yet. I almost choked and died how hard I laughed.

you can tell what a good guy Asmon is by how uncomfortable the compliments in the beginning made him .

This man that's reacting to the video is so wholesome and he sucks me into happiness with the he talks back to the video he's watching with that face of pure joy. I wish him the bestest life

Not only is Asmon famous for his WoW skills and content, he is one of the VERY few streamers who is legitimately charismatic, funny and entertaining to just hear SPEAK. A class of his own, a dying breed of TALENT in entertainment.

Not gonna lie I never realized how much of an intellectual you were, but man when you stated Steak is the most important meal of the day I gained tremendous amounts of respect for you.

I love just about all of Asmon's stuff, but this guy's laugh was so infectious, it made it just that much more enjoyable. Salt of the earth, genuine type of guy.

2 dollar steaks with a $500 mixer in the back ground 😂

Have you ever considered a crockpot/slowcooker? It's the most optimized form of minmaxing cooking. I just put stuff in it before I go to sleep and set it to cook for 8 hours, when I'm up there's enough food for like 2 days

Asmon uses the oil from his hair to cook that steak so flawlessly

I literally teared up when asmon said he left the last horse calendar his dad bought his mom, up.

PLEASE have these two do a cooking show. Steaks only. At 1am.

asmongold will always be rememberd as the most humble content creator

I got to tell you ever since Asmon start reacting to non-gaming stuff, he got a lot of people part of his audience that are not into video gaming news and gameplay including my friends. Keep the content coming man whatever it would be... There will be always be an audience for it

please can a psychologist explain to me why this whole steak series made me so happy to watch

Asmongold parsing in life clearly owning the logs

This might be one of the best videos, if not the best, I've ever seen. I haven't laughed so much in quite a while. Thank you so much for this

it's nice to see Asmon and Tom Segura getting along

Wow!!! So first, I just have to say thank you to Asmongold! When I first decided to make this reaction video (it’s only the second one I’ve ever done) it was with the intention of just pure enjoyment! I assumed that it would probably reach a new crowd for my channel, but I was not expecting all of this. The community that follows this man is incredible and I am grateful for you all! Also, I’ve never been called “wholesome” before…thank you for that 😅 Again, I just want to say thank you. Someone as big as you taking the time to essentially prop up someone else is wonderful. If I EVER am lucky enough to build a community such as yours, I will do the same! Cheers to you!!! Maybe I’ll send you some of my favorite steaks?!?!? 😂

I'm sure its already been said but Asmon is a national treasure.

Think the funniest things is that Asmon talking about the door that can't shut, he can afford to get a new door. Hell even a new Kitchen renovation if he wanted too

Beergr, what a great man. Very wholesome. Loves he doesn't put people down even if it isn't great cooking.

I appreciate Asmon for showing us his steak pics for free

$2 steak, thousands of dollars in video revenue

“If you don’t have it, you’re not going to have to worry about it” -Asmongold That’s actually one of the greatest ways to reach contentment

“Tougher than a $2 steak” - Jim Ross

This guy laughs a lot but you can tell he is literally holding his laugh because he is recording :D

Regarding the fancy fork: "It made her happy why not." That's a good son and I respect you even more for that.

Ayo Asmongold..man i love your streams..uploads and your general vibes dude..frfr keep it up and happy new year man

The Asmon Steak Saga is one of my favorite moments of Asmon lore.

I think Beergr deserves some subs. What a nice wholesome dude.

I NEED a reaction video now from Beerger watching Asmon react to his video so I can see his face when he realizes that Asmon was serious the whole time. lmao

"the pots still out there" lol man what a punch line

This guy is great and sums up perfectly why Asmon is super entertaining. Asmon just knows what to do for that perfect level of awkward-humor, the pauses, the weird stream-of-consciousness commentary during his steak cooking. It's an anti-cooking channel video in the best way... there's something so wildly entertaining about the entire scenario. On top of that, a multi-millionaire eating a $2 steak. Perfection.

dude I am literally halfway through the video and have laughed thicker and heartier than I have in such a long time I can't remember. thank you for being you, god dammit, godspeed

Its 4am here and eating my steak

I love how everything's funny as hell. This guy up here is laughing and asmondgold it's so serious. Also come on, I love how much this guy loves his mom, what an epic guy!

That feeling of taking a break from WoW to stretch and make a steak. One of the best feelings in the world. You come back into the game with a new wind, completely refreshed.

I want this man to come over to asmon's place and cook him a 5 star steak. XD

LMFAO!! The pot story .. i was like .. "well.. id be done with that pot real quick take it out back and shoot it" kinda thing. glad to see Asmon felt the same lol

I almost hurled when he brought up the roast beef lmao. I also couldn't stop laughing at the fact that the pan is still out there 😂

Something about Asmon saying "I don't wanna like the good steaks" referring to not wanting to feel the need to spend more money on steaks than he needs to is incredibly eye-opening.

U brought genuine joy to that man. And all it took was a 2 dollar steak. Our Boi is meta

“Sometimes I will hold the potato that’s burning hot in my hand and burn my hand” was probably the funniest shit I’ve heard in months 💀

Asmongold's personal fingernail toothpick 😂 you're a real one

3:00 the door - i lol'd

Asmon should do a stream with this guy walking him through a proper steak preparation with everything asmon has on hand

Gotta respect asmon's ability into transforming such a mundane thing as cooking a cheap steak into an entertaining and funny vid/stream

The fact that he's eating a less than 2 dollar steak/thin as a page of onion skin paper, a microwaved plain ass potato on a paper plate (the good kind) with a real SILVER FORK has my laughing so hard bro. I watched the whole video the other day of him making this steak, and now this! I just can't! lol

I LOLed at the spoons above the door

Speaking of older people watching Asmongold, I was absolutely rolling the other day over the starcock logo, and my parents heard me. They wanted to know what I found funny so I started telling them about it but decided it would be way easier to simply show them the video. That's how my mother, in her 60s, became a fan.

I'm a chef and a butcher, I trained at the Culinary Institute of America, worked in some Michelin star restaurants then became a whole animal butcher and worked at some of the most high end butchery shops in the country. I'm not trying to toot my own horn I just wanted to explain that I'm coming from a place of knowledge. Asmon was cooking thin cut top round, probably 1/8th inch or 1/4 inch. Normally it is used for lean ground beef or cut exceptionally thin for things like cheese steaks or lean roast beef you get at a deli (although I personally love it for steak tartar.) It's cheap because its one of the muscles from the back leg (top round, bottom round, eye round, heel, knuckle, and shank) So while there might only be about 8 lbs of tenderloin inside a 1600 pound steer there's about 30-40 lbs of top round. Top round as a steak can be fine if you cook it on a blisteringly hot surface quickly and keep it rare, as the cut is incredibly lean anything past medium rare is going to dry the steak out because there's no fat to lend moisture to the interior of the steak. But it does have a good clean flavor. I just wanted to give him some suggestions for other cheap cuts that he might enjoy without having to get all bougie with his steaks. Chuck eye - the ribeye and the chuckeye (potroast) are actually the same muscle and butchers cut them where they do because we count the ribs and cut between the fifth and sixth rib because that is where the shoulder blade ends, so we can do it with a knife and not a bandsaw. That doesn't mean the muscle just ends there though. If you buy the first 2-4 inches of a chuckeye from the rib side you're basically getting a ribeye for about 1/8th the price. Bavette- Harder to find, bavette is a flap meat like flank or skirt steak, its much larger than the others but because it's pretty unknown in America if you can find it it's much less expensive than the other flap cuts. It's got an amazing flavor and texture but sadly because most grocery stores dont really have butchers anymore the cut is most often just chucked into ground beef. Denver steak - A muscle that sits on top of the potroast it has incredible marbling and a great fatty flavor if you don't mind a bit of chew (if you like topround you wont mind the texture) Flatiron - A muscle that sits in the shoulderblade the flatiron is the second most tender cut on a cow after the tenderloin. It's super thin and lean so Asmon could cook it like he does the top round he likes but will get a more tender result. Ranch steak - it's the cows tricep on the front legs. Dirt cheap like the top round and lean but it does have a fat cap on one side. There's nothing wrong with top round of course, it's not like he's cooking dog food, its a cheap cut because there's just a lot more of it per cow. But if he's every curious to try something else that wont cost him a ton of cash any of these would be a nice change for him.

Styrofoam plates work decent. Maybe not as strong as those nice plastic ones but it works. I always use them XD

You had me at “What’s wrong with my kitchen. It’s fine.”

The steak expert is such a wholesome dude

This was possibly the most enjoyable video I've seen all year. I love when Asmon gets derailed on random tangents for 10 minutes at a time. When he started talking about watching anime I lost it.

"Pan in the ass" is one of the most overlooked gems in this.

I love how much fun this guy is having watching asmond

I really do love this guy. Was watching him during deployments. He kept me sane.

This video is absolutely glorious. Your rationalization is bulletproof. I was taught that true lazyness is about doing whatever you need do right the first time. Yours is min maxing. I find that these philosophies are closely related and I admire your way of living. You are one of the smartest people I know.

you need to become a standup comedian!! you are hilarious. your critique of your own cooking and of this guys comments are freaking legendary! if your stream is usually like this, then i am going to have to participate LoL

"My door doesn't shut all the way so bugs get in" Great foreshadowing

We need an entire Asmongold cooking saga. I want a Mac and cheese video, a sandwich video, a cake video, anything.

Asmon from the past: *explains what he's usually doing when cocking a steak* Beergr: *laughing at it* Asmon from the present: *pauses* "well that's because *goes on to elaborate*" *starts playing the video again* Beergr: "no that's fine" Asmon from the present: "yeah, you can do that"

My Favourite thing about this video is the alliance tavern music in the background....

Reaction ception, streak guy needs to make a reaction video of this video

Asmon cooking a 2$ steak is peak content.

It wasn't until the comment about holding a hot potato on purpose that I realized the depth of the humor on display here. Astounding ability to create something out of literally nothing.

A1 has tamarind and anchovie in it, so essentially when you ferment it past the expiration date you are creating Garum in your fridge. Do you know what Garum is? It was a fermented fish and fruit sauce made in ancient Rome and used on basically everything the way people use ketchup now. At one point in ancient Rome, Garum production was made illegal because it was so smelly and the people of Rome were so addicted to using it on their food.

Lol that summary at the start is exactly how I started watching Asmongold too, never played WoW but he still entertains

one time I left a pot of spaghetti in the fridge for 6 months because I was scared to look at it or deal with it, but finally one day I just grabbed it and held my breath and ran out to the back yard and dumped it upside down and left it there. Then a few months later my dad started to have a religious freakout about how my Disney's Gargoyles action figures were evil, and my hubcap collection had that evil "spiral thing" and how I was doing witchcraft because he found the pot in the yard

Thank you Asmongold for share with us your personal moments.I think this is the main spirit of the video not the price of the steak i think maybe some people,not understand the meaning of it.And im sure we all like to see our favor youtubers out of the wow to share with us those moments who we love it!

HAHAHAHAHA the pots still out there, so relatable.

Pausing a video that’s paused is crazy

When he said " I took it into the backyard" referring to the spoiling meat Idk why I thought he was gonna say "to shoot it" 😂

Living that multi millionaire lifestyle I see! Seriously though my favourite thing about Asmongold is that he seems to still be the same guy he was before he became wealthy.

Dude this video had me laughing harder than I have in a long time. I lost it when my boy showed off the Frozen yogurts LOL

BTW pink lemonade is made with lemons and hibiscus flowers (hibiscus flowers are blue) BUT when you put the hibiscus in an acid (like citrus) it turns pink.

I would love to see a collab between Asmon and this dude where they cook some steaks together