Never has someone's Mii been a more accurate representation of themselves I am aghast

i love how eddy keeps torturing himself over the most mundane things. he’s a shell of the man he once was and it’s all because of rainforest cafe, morbius, and wii bowling

I’m enjoying the fact that Eddy having a crisis of faith in a public bathroom is a common element in his videos.

“nobody call me eddie 9-pins or i’ll freak the fuck out” was so gd funny i nearly choked

eddy ninepins is such a mean and hateful name 😕 they should be calling you eddy one hundred and nineteen pins because you’re always one short of a perfect game.

Eddy burback??? From…high school?? Mustache?? Big dumpy??? Oh yeah dude I married him 5 years strong 💍

Oh Eddy… my grandma used to play Wii sports every single night til 4am, and every night I would witness my grandma doing perfect games… over and over for hours. Her technique was pretty interesting; she would never move her character, and before throwing the ball, she would "fake it" half a dozen times before throwing. I would try it and sometimes it would work, but for her, it was natural. Then one day, she fell in the tub, broke 3 ribs and never played again 😢 I wish I filmed proof of her play because it was so impressive. She passed away a year and a half ago and I know if she was alive right now, I would have asked her to play Switch Sports with me and I guarantee you that she would keep her perfect score. Miss you grandma. Also Eddy Ninepins, keep practicing

So who's going to tell Eddy that a perfect series in bowling consists of 3 perfect games in a row?

What a year this guy had: -Played Wii Bowling -Went to every Rainforest Cafe -Wii Bowling

Hearing Eddy and Chrisie scream "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM" in unison is the kind of relationship I hope to one day achieve

My grandma was a bowler when she was in her 20's. She was damn good at it. At age 80 she was too feeble for that. She hadn't gone bowling in years. We got her a Wii. She was so happy she started a Wii bowling team at her retirement center. Edit: for those who care, she was in a retirement home because she needed the 24/7 care. She was NOT neglected. My mother visited her EVERY SINGLE DAY. She had a better life there than she ever would have had at our house. She has a flourishing social life there. If she stayed with our family she would have been lonely with just us for company because she was an extreme extrovert, and in the later days we wouldn't have been able to care for her due to her medical issues. The stigma around retirement homes is unreal. I understand that there are some people who completely forget about their elders when they're put in a retirement home, but that does not mean EVERYONE in a retirement home was abandoned there. It provides a COMMUNITY. These people often don't have the energy to leave their houses if they lived on their own, so the fact that they live in a community allows them to remain social and active in a way they wouldnt be able to otherwise, as is clearly demonstrated by her creating a bowling team. You really think she could have done that if she lived in our house? No.

The most tragic thing is your mentor's strike record is 68 in a row. He was so close to greatness.

More than anything, I’m just happy to know Eddy and Ted are still friends after the Rainforest Cafe Incident of 2022.

eddy you're so brave

I love how Eddy keeps going absolutely liminal in public bathrooms. Having to pee is Eddy's Achillies heel.

I love how fundamentally this video is a man setting himself a goal that he very much fails to achieve and in fact barely bests something he has already done. And yet it is simply incredible. Real eddy 10 pins shit

Eddy forgot to film the part where he went to check on the $10 bills he left, only to discover $9 bills in their place.

Eddy's relationship with finding inspiration in the bathroom is a bizarre one but perhaps one not to be questioned

eddy ninepins face when he realizes he is still livestreaming has me cackling like a gd witch over here! love the vids eddy nine pins, ty for the entertainment!!

This video blindsided me in a way I hadn't thought about in years. Back when I was a kid, my late grandfather killed free time every night with wii sports/play. We're talking every single night since the wii came out. One Thanksgiving, he invited us all upstairs claiming he could bowl a perfect game. None of us had ever seen it before, so we all scurried upstairs. He set up from an extreme angle on one side, twisting the remote aggressively as he threw the ball. Ten by ten, every single pin fell, until he finished with a perfect 300. He then followed that up by SWAPPING TO HIS OTHER HAND AND DOING IT AGAIN. It was a Thanksgiving to remember. (also, he had a perfect score in every single Link's Crossbow Training level. RIP to a real madlad)

the progression of rainforest cafe, morbius, and wii bowling is really incredible. i can only imagine what the next step will be

I remember exactly how I got my wii. I was about eight years old in an arcade with my dad and we both tried to win the wii from the stacker machine. We both got close but I had to leave. But the in the middle of the night my dad woke me up and said he had a surprise. He then showed me the wii that we were trying to get that day. He actually went back and won for me. That was probably the happiest moment in my life.

Love that he pretended to hate the nickname while fighting with every bone in his body to not let it die.

Eddy, you and your girlfriend screaming “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM” at each other will remain the most wholesome thing on KZfaq for generations to come

I think it's pretty obvious that the smiley face in Ted's drink was the real turning point in the video. Thank you Ted.

The real reason Eddy kept not getting strikes is because he wasn't wearing the Wii wriststrap! Safety is important Mr Nine Pins

I like that all of Eddy's videos now are just him doing something to slowly drive himself insane. We're watch a man gradually descend into madness each time he uploads.

it would be absolutely insane to bowl with four players using one remote to achieve four perfect games simultaneously

the amount of times eddy has been inspired by wall decor in a public bathroom has increased

The second hand embarrassment I feel seeing Eddy being perceived when he thinks he’s not being perceived

I love that the “expert wii bowling advice” is just fundamental real-life bowling basics lol.

Greatest cinematic moments in history: "Nobody thinks it's Eddy Ninepins and I'll prove it to you right here:" *rolls and gets nine pins* 30 seconds later: "Everyone who's calling me Eddy Ninepins, listen to this:" *rolls and gets nine pins*

Nothing was more embarrassing than having to explain to people that I threw out my shoulder playing wii tennis

You should take 'Eddy Nine Pins' as a compliment, the amount of times in a row you can get only 9 pins in bowling is almost impressive

Im sure this has been said before but Eddy Burback looks exactly like his name is Eddy Burback.

When he jingled the keys I laughed like a baby and I just rethought my entire life

Eddy please don’t disappear for another 4 months I can’t keep rewatching the same videos over again for the rest of my life

Eddy pulling a real Bowling moment right now.

My dad is notorious for leaving 1 pin behind whenever we bowl. His name is Eddy and I can’t wait to get the rest of the family in on his new nickname 😂

i envy his ability to have a mii that looks exactly like him

I think you're at least a B list KZfaqr, Eddy. You're a fun guy. A fungi. You're growing.

Eddie holding up the controller, thinking for a second, and then putting his other hand on his hip is so hilarious to me...

I’ve felt the true nerves of bowling a perfect game, the entire alley was quiet, not a ball rolled down the lane, and everyone was staring. Needless to say I completely messed it up and that game has been haunting me for months

Eddy looks like every Likable Guess Who character rolled into one!

*I love when Eddy said "It's bowlin time!" and bowled all over the Wii Sports. Truly one of the gamers of all time.*

Eddy 9 Pins would be the type of guy to not only wear his rental bowling shoes to the bathroom but to also flush the toilet with aforementioned rental bowling shoes.

eddy bareback

As someone whose highest score in Wii Bowling is in the 160s, I'm proud of you.

A true masochist; Eddie's real enemy is his insatiable lust for pain as he once again thrusts himself into feats of Wii Bowling

So glad he included the "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM" clip. One of my favorite sports moments that man is so happy his brain just breaks

I'm new to Eddy's videos. I've only seen this, the rainforest cafe, and the morbius one. Is this just a common theme? Eddy subjecting himself to torture for the simple fact that he can? Not to gain any knowledge, lessons, or anything like that. Only to prove that he can? Bc Ive decided this is my favorite type of content and I will be rewatching these everyday for the next ten years of my life.

Eddy…I gotta tell you something. As someone who really wants to grow a mustache, you are my inspiration.

Eddy 9 pins is an absolute god. Anyone can get 12 strikes but it takes pureskill to only get 299

I'm not gonna lie Eddy, I really needed this upload; My Dad told me it was impossible to get 2 perfect games and that no one could ever do it. I've spent the last 12 years trying to prove that it's possible but he kicked me out until I could. Thank you Eddy, now I can go home for Thanksgiving and show him this video. It is possible to get two perfect games in a row.

Truly one of the bowlers of all time. Eddie Nine Pins!

This turns into an episode of Nathan For You very quickly and I love it

After Eddy's last two videos it seems he gets a lot of inspiration during difficult times from the characters he finds on bathroom walls

Eddy is finding way too much inspiration in all the bathrooms he goes into

Go all the way: a perfect game of perfect games. 12 perfect games in a row. 9 standard “frames” (games) and the special 10th frame where you 3 strikes (games). That’s a real man’s achievement.

My grandma was the queen of this. She literally had like 300+ perfect wii bowling games until she died. RIP granny you were a real one

Eddy's Mii looks like the stern father in a pixar movie that later makes amends with his daughter because he just wants whats best for her.

Watching Eddie's videos is like seeing what an adult sitcom produced by PBS would be like

How did I only find this channel now. This is gold

This is the greatest story arc of all time, the way Eddy 9 Pins slowly trained and worked toward his ultimate goal. At the end of the video, he truly became Eddy Strikeback.

Wii Bowling was the only game where I ever needed that strap on the controller. The instinct to release the ball when I throw it... it is a strong one.

I feel like if a fan saw Eddy IRL and called him Eddy Ninepins, it would be very similar to every fan interaction Tommy Lee Jones has ever had.

hey man, i just found your channel and went from watching the dare video to this one. i think your channel has made amazing progress. any and all criticisms i couldve thought of for that one were improved upon greatly here. solid story telling, stylistic and creative edits, fun content. thank you

Eddy NEVER fails to entertain us

As a Staples employee the most impressive part of the video is Eddy knowing how to use the self-serve printer

The fact that he is still friends with Ted after the Rainforest Cafe road trip is impressive

“Who do you think you are I am” gets me everytime 😂

I just really feel that Eddy has found his groove. I’m here for It. The humor is on point, the timing of cuts, I love It. I’m so glad to see you grow as a commentator. I feel many have just now reacted to things or have a subreddit where fans do all the work. Long time subscriber, first time commenter here.

I love when it cuts to you wearing a bowling shirt and a single fingerless glove. I had to pause to laugh for quite a while.

The bit where you were still live on Twitch 😂 thank you for that great moment.

18:35 the Pete Weber quote had me wheezing

Seems like Eddy 9 Pins shoulda fueled up with some Safari Fries before taking on this challenge.

This devolving into an episode of Nathan for You is not what I was expecting but I’m here for it

I think Eddy should go back to every single rainforest cafe to visit his animal wallpaper friends

Honestly...it would be my greatest pleasure to shake the hand of Eddy Nine Pins one of these days :D

Eddy spent his absence meditating under a tree in Japan and when he returned he became an enlightened god of bowling

If I had a nickel for every time Eddy got a 300 in Wii Bowling, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Loved how humble you were in this video really made for a wholesome watch. :]

You and Chrissy are absolute champions in my book. New subscriber here, I’m definitely going to watch the Rainforest Cafe video next! Much love from Texas! #whodoyouthinkyouareiam

Eddy has officially mastered the classic “poppin’ over the green screen to say hi” technique. Very technical, very easy to get wrong… lovely.

This is the third video in a row where Eddy goes to great lengths and puts an outstanding amount of effort into something...very important!!

First, it was the Rainforest Cafe tour. Now, the Wii Sports addiction. Eddy’s officially in his Zaddy era 🤌💅

i appreciate the editing around 11:30 min mark with your cuts to you practicing while he instructs. it was funny :)

I learnt the perfect hand motion to get a strike where you don't even need to move your arm, just flick your wrist. Saves a lot of energy but kinda takes the fun out of it. Another great video idea, Eddy :)! The cafe one was a banger too though that must have been exhausting!

love to see eddy strikeback experiencing the epic highs and lows of wii sports bowling 🎳

Bro, not to shit on your accomplishment or anything, but when the Wii was still pretty new I pretty quickly figured out the exact placement and swing needed to get a strike in Wii Bowling basically every time, to the point that NOT bowling a perfect game became less common than bowling one. Point is I'm pretty sure I bowled several perfect games in a row because that thing was jank and super easy to cheese. Now Wii Sports RESORT bowling... that's a whole different (pardon the pun) ball game.

I'm rewatching this gem. Just needed a little silly fun time with Eddy.

eddy committing himself to doing these insane challenges is what is keeping me going right now.

Eddy: I took on one of the greatest challenges of my life. Every Rainforest Cafe in America: *Am I a Joke To You?*

Well Eddy, now if you ever happen to be at a party where they whip out wii bowling to play, youll kick everyone’s ass 👏👏

I love coming back to this video. Truly a testament to man's hubris.

I love that this is the 2nd irl video where Eddy finds the hope to keep going on in a public restroom

Eddy my closest friend just passed in the ER and this video could not have come out at a better time. Please keep making videos they help so much.

I love watching his videos because his videos fit the perfect the classic genre of “Some Content made by Some Guy for the internet.” You cant go wrong with his videos.

Eddy Nine Pins will forever live in the shadow of his twin: Ten-Pin Tony

Man Eddy is gonna really hate to realize the real crowing achievement in bowling is getting a 900