I am guessing that Doogley is too young to be able to fully manifest a spine crawler.

I like that pig tried so hard to figure out the GoldenArmada and Doogley insults, when it was just GoldenArmada saying the overlord died, then Doogley implying that overlord was GoldenArmada's mom, then GA hitting back with zerg never truly die, so neither did his mom.

The ostrich thing is largely a myth. They can stick their head in to holes in the ground. However, ostriches are actually incredibly dangerous. They're fast, have long reach, and their talons will shred anything that gets close to them. In short, ostriches don't need to play stupid when they can just straight up kill most things that try to threaten them.

As an American, I loved the "freedom units versus units that make sense" joke.

Clicks video: " ** ** you protoss player" Incredible

"You can really see the cogs turning as they play." This is an underrated line for sure.

I think the logic of 'no rush X minutes' comes from wanting to just see two big armies clash against one another. It's kinda anticlimactic if one Reaper or Adept just clears a worker line, then the person can't do anything other than quit or bleed out slowly. There still is skill in micro-ing the army and resupplying the frontline, even if the more effective strategy is ensuring the opponent has no economy. This mindset is often from older RTS players who didn't have customs to play those army clash gamemodes, so it was their early way of setting up the concept. Back in the ole' days, you know a match was good when there were so many units it started to lag the match. It seemed like the real wincon was melting your family computer.

"good she needs some action" Someone was having way to much fun egging on the rager :D

There was a guy who raged at me ridiculously hard after losing, and then after a while he just started talking about how life's shit and he's having a bad crack trip. I got him to agree to go easy on the hard stuff, but who knows. Hope he's doing better.

"Can you back off" followed by a second battlecruiser jumping in is perfect comedic timing.

Just an FYI, Navin Johnson was the name of the main character from “The Jerk” 😂

What went wrong in the last game? It was such a peacefull conversation between to fellow gamers, but it all went south so suddenly!

Yeees! Time to stock up on some important sodiummmmm

When Navin cancels the void ray to build a phoenix to kill him slower...

PiG's nonsense warms the cockles of my heart.

Austriches do not stick their head in the ground. Rather they get on their backwards folding knees and sit down with the tail touching the ground and with their head nicely blending in among their feathers humans can sometimes confuse which is the front and which is the back of the bird.

PiG! They put choking hazard labels on small things!

Pretty sure the titular character from The Jerk, played by Steve Martin, was named Navin Johnson.

What a Monday! : ) Thx Pig. Side note: I play a competitive combined arms fps. A big chunk of the top players have a truce. I got asked often if I wanted a truce. Always told them no, no truce with me. Some of them got mad and started tryharding since then. Why play competetive when you don't like the challenge?!

I prefer to place Doogley on the pasta scale (aka noodle rater). I want to agree with you and say he's an angelhair thinny, but I'm guessing he has a short fettuccine: Squashed and with an oddly wide appearance for the little length he has.

Ok, but I had a good laugh at the family expansion comeback lol

Think that ya gotta bust out the micrometer to gauge doogley with that level of soy 🤣🤣🤣

Came for the Salt, was not disappointed!

.5 Galactic Standard units.

"Go ez. i suck. plz" But... wouldn't you want to lose so you can play people closer to your level? "I can't beat you, but I want to fight people better than you" is such a weird stance to take. I'm going to assume rational thought had already gone out the window at that point.

I love the second game, so funny! For the third one, the fact that he scanned me, saw the fusion core and had to realize it was 1 base BC cheese makes it extra fun that there was no answer, no turrets or vikings

So, for everyone in the comments and PIG, being a machinist who has to make things in both communist and freedom units, the key number to convert between the two systems is 25.4. mm to inches is division and inches to mm is multiplied. So 3mm girth is 0.118 inches and after seeing that play. I think you're being too forgiving. I was thinking about .05 inches or slightly bigger than 1mm in girth. The length has to be sub 1mm like probably .5 mm or roughly .02 inches. That's just my rough take from working in my field.

14:07 the stalker actually finished warping in, he just didnt overcharge until it died lmao

"Your overlord died" hahaha I was praying for that and he delivered.

Navin plays silver league very well. Proxy dark shrine generally equals insta win because low level players don't build turrets or scan quickly enough, or don't build unit's to kill when detection is available.

i think the "proxy" was the pylon LOL

Somehow I find it hilarious every time you say "fah-zhow". I think of pasta fagioli

Well, that escalated quickly

These were rly good haha unique

4:35 He was saying he wouldn't make a mom joke about the protoss saying "your overlord died," like he did when he mentioned his expansion. It was actually kind of cheeky and less ragey for a second. :P

What I have learned from this show is that QQ is the button for problers.

"You protoss and terran fuck" He was definitely browsing some questionable video platform we don't speak of

Glad your back, PiG. My nurse wife has told me stories about gross old man units that have literally retracted back into their pelvises, that's what I'm imagining Doogley is working with.

You’re probably most likely the best most entertaining caster

Golden Armada: overlord died Doogley: I'm not gonna respond with a joke cause death isn't funny Pig: slanders the ever living shit out of doogley because he didn't see the connection between two messages. He didn't deserve this come on

never seen phoenix kill floating rax before

Like the detective in Duece Biggalo once said "you can paint it silver and make it the kickstand on a bike."

You can easily find out who’s carrying mace in their purse by initiating with, “can I do bonus damage to your armor with my spine crawler”.

His size is the same as a small mushroom

I'm willing to bet Doogley's Dad played protoss and left to get smokes about hmm 15 years ago

Audio visual electrolytes!

The gross got me

Pig talking lore while forgetting protoss don't have mouths. Brain damage via salt is real.

9:30 Freedom Units or Logical Units ... YOU FORGOT BANNANAS FOR SCALE!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:30 I propose a new unit of measurement called the Doogley, with the strange mathematical property where 1 Doogley = 8 Doogleys = Any nth number of Doogleys (also incidently = zero).

Yes, good game, yes!

Best videos - who doesn't like salt!!!!!!!!!!!!! go go go !!!!

I think Doogley is hung like a gorilla.

Oh fuck me sideways I missed this series

Doogley has the typical magpies toenail syndrome

Omegle=Chat roulette

my measurement guess would be a singular tictac

Imagine playing a game with 3 races and you hate 2 of them XD.

Seeing Zerg players have mental breakdowns is so cathartic.

6:45 Arthosys Pylon walled in??? you know Droploards/Mutas/Broodloards?

Zerg players BMing Protoss players must truly be caused by a mental disorder...

came for salt and got prime msg lol

What the cluck?!

thx Pig for digging up that god awful video of that "whats up babygirl" wierdo that i removed from my consience, now ill have to cringe myself to sleep for 3 weeks.... again. Anyway awesome video once again!

salt mines!

Take it easy young lad 😝😝🤣

3:50 I don't think there is a "winning" with the salt lords. If they beat you - you're just really bad. If you win... you're also really bad for cheesing (?). Especially going off of the outcome of that same match.

Glad to have learned that dropping a single Pylon to deny an expansion is a "proxy."

Underhuman

For game 2, I'm thinking the first scv was to check race, once it saw a probe it followed it to make sure no proxy and get back to work?

The last game his workers weren’t working

1/4 of an inch in freedom units

Pig use duck. D is beside f and my moms phone always autocorrects her fbombs 😂

doogly millimeter peter

Navin was such a chad.

Banes would have busted that stalker defence and maybe get the nexus before the gate production came through...but ah well..tilt is a strong factor

That dark templar game, 1 raven wouldve turned the game into a completely different scenario.

There is the 10APM player and there is the 10 SCPM aka ShitCommentsPerMinute

lol salt mines

Ill be honest, I dont think the family rat can be topped.

Gotta say, as much as im trash vs protoss and hate playing vs them, at least zerg is very good vs DTs cus you can get overseers. I lost to it once when i didnt know invis/detection was even in the game but after looking into it, never again.

What mmr is this?

about the first game.... i guess -4 inches ^^

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I dont think Doogley knows how to play SC

Imagine having only 3 races and saying even 1 of those is imba

I am rooting for Doogley

I had a few games in gold, where just getting into the match some dude said like, '' bro, let me win, im in dimond, its just the new season, pls'' and I was like, mmmm no dude, lets play.... he kept asking for the ez win... for me was an ez victory, lying p.o.s.... he was terran so the match was TvT

doogly has none

no game sounds on purpose?

I say protoss op every game

i prefer to immortal drop on mass ling vs roach ravager because you can usually snipe the queens at the 3rd and stop the creep/injects early

That`s a lot of spoiled brats

Measurements that make sense...I'll go 3 inches. Imperial > metric

any sc2 players that arent insanely cringe? nearly impossible to find

sc2 only really caters to pros really lower ranks get messed up something cronic

Is it possible to label a channel “not for children” and actually keep the content at an adult level?

I'm sorry PiG, but 'fargouet' will eternally be effective. If your an actual man that is.

i feel like so many ragers are just autistic and dont understand the line between banter and outright abuse

Love these games