“I Was a Leash Kid” - Craig Conant

“I Was a Leash Kid” - Craig Conant - Stand-Up Featuring

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Craig Conant describes growing up as a leash kid, the time he witnessed childbirth and losing his nephew in the Pacific Ocean.
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@user-of1oq4yh8i 2 ай бұрын

This foo was dope af.. I really hope he stays sober and blows up.

@MsMizz1 8 ай бұрын

Crowd was wack!! You were a vibe Craig!! 👏🏾 👏🏾

@ElkSlayer53 6 ай бұрын

I don’t get why people get front row and act like they are at a funeral! So annoying!

@kingayy9267 4 ай бұрын

Sounded like they were laughing appropriately.

@kingty211 29 күн бұрын

Lmao right, he had me at "woopsi daisy"

@dishman4694 8 ай бұрын

I miss Mitch Hedberg .

@Fatboyee 8 ай бұрын

@dishman4694… that’s forever

@matthewwetherhold4179 8 ай бұрын

so does craig thats why hes doing mitch impressions

@truhhhhhhhokIII3 8 ай бұрын

His spirit lives inside craig

@MisssKayy 8 ай бұрын

@@matthewwetherhold4179how? I don’t see it.🤷🏽‍♀️

@d-mossworld6972 8 ай бұрын

My very first thought 15 seconds in

@hollynewton2550 7 ай бұрын

“i don’t line regular high i like oh no!”

@TheTheae06 2 ай бұрын

I felt that 😂

@leimoan800 7 ай бұрын

I love his delivery but that laugh is infectious

@Unknownchannel722 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂"when you leave the weed game, it changes" 😂🙌

@LoganTheLogMan 8 ай бұрын

Mitch had a chicano brother we didn't know about.

@alexisdamnit9012 8 ай бұрын

The trauma is so real with this guy 😂 definitely Mexican

@marygranville7549 8 ай бұрын

😂 “I like ohhh nooo”

@nicoledickey8053 8 ай бұрын

Man Bradley Cooper is a lot funnier than I remember

@kleonard420 8 ай бұрын

I had to google... who is Bradley Cooper? Hes that guy that drives a Tacoma! Hell yeah! ❤

@ArchMoose 8 ай бұрын

@@kleonard420 Lmao your reference point to Bradley Cooper is the Tacoma?

@DeeLite220 8 ай бұрын

I totally thought this was Bradley Cooper doing a character 😂.

@Pharmaspy 8 ай бұрын

Totally!!! Twins

@necroriffmonger 7 ай бұрын

lolz 😂 nice one bruv!! 👏👏👏

@osibosi99 8 ай бұрын

Unbelievably likeable guy.

@magicknight13 7 ай бұрын

As a weed addict myself this was sooooo hilarious and way too true 😂😂😂😂😂😭 I can't wait to see more from him he is so funny!

@nickmfp Ай бұрын

As an actual addict it was really funny

@Chris-cw2vn 8 ай бұрын

Idk if youre reading these Craig but dont stop we need you bro much love

@TRAW415 8 ай бұрын

✌🏽❤️💡

@Matias-sz9om 8 ай бұрын

Idk about yall but i really like it, he was so fucking chill and funny at the same time

@user-rm9zx7ln9i 8 ай бұрын

It's like jamie kennedy doing an impression of mitch hedberg doing a kid rock impression.

@mojojojo6400 3 ай бұрын

Bradley Cooper

@tactrix1h 7 ай бұрын

This dude is gonna go far, why? Because he knows how to story tell correctly as a comedian.

@IAmNotFamousAnymore 2 ай бұрын

He's just naturally funny

@brantmorse1900 Ай бұрын

This specials like 6 years old😂 Heard from him since?

@tactrix1h Ай бұрын

@@brantmorse1900 yea man, he's touring, he got dates coming up in like 3 days lol.

@Beth-ie 8 ай бұрын

He's def not the same as every other slacker-looking comedian. This guy's got talent! Wishing him much success - keep writing, Chris. You can do this....!!! 💰💰💰😁

@Pharmaspy 8 ай бұрын

*Craig 😂

@stonyclouds94 8 ай бұрын

Have you not seen Mitch Hedberg? it's like the guy stole his voice and jokes

@Smokeyxz 7 ай бұрын

Y’all are trippin. He’s not impersonating Mitch hedberg. And hedberg is one of my favorites.

@stonyclouds94 7 ай бұрын

You guys clearly are bullshxxxing to say you’re fans and not see the use of actual delays purposely.

@stonyclouds94 6 ай бұрын

@@venusbloodflow I respect that, at the end of the day it’s still recycled works and not so original like those who are seeing it as original material.

@loganhowlette7223 8 ай бұрын

Looks like Bradley Cooper, delivers like Mitch Hedberg. Homie has a future.

@ryanhall1202 8 ай бұрын

I saw this guy several years ago at a comedy club. I’m glad to see he’s moving up. Funny dude!

@100samanthamarie 8 ай бұрын

Very funny! I’m really happy I’ve had normal Mexican parents, normal family members and normal Mexican relatives. I wouldn’t have survived a day with a hard Mexican. 😅 Also, I haven’t heard that distinct Mexican accent since the 90s so it’s weird hearing it now lol. I thought that accent was dead.

@AwayFromTheWorld 8 ай бұрын

It was a nice break from life stresses to watch this and laugh. Thank you all. I got the Mitch feel too.

@dexterr3txed664 8 ай бұрын

I KNEW that it wasn't just me thinking this cat sounds like Mitch. Great material and set.

@AdventureRich 8 ай бұрын

Why does this look like Bradley Cooper in horrible disguise?

@jhaimp.sullivan5618 15 күн бұрын

Think you meant a beautiful disguise, it's okay happens to the best of us eh

@stevekombolis6924 8 ай бұрын

I haven't smoked weed in over 25 years, I would probably be destroyed by what's available today

@hiroyopoetker 8 ай бұрын

The weed 25years ago in the 90s just as good as you will get today!

@PositiveJoshua 7 ай бұрын

do it bro you wont regret it

@kathiehoss3926 Ай бұрын

Try it it's amazing and oh the edibles, I have never been so high

@kathiehoss3926 Ай бұрын

Try it it's amazing and oh the edibles, I have never been so high

@TRAW415 8 ай бұрын

Man this was HILARIOUS! Hell yeah Craig! Love to see it 🙏🏽📈

@kenuiq 8 ай бұрын

It was a great set. You might feel Mitch, but this is a shared vibe. He came with bars and material. Observation and truth are hard things to keep fresh, without the gift of storytelling. This dude has all that. He is the other but in a White man's shell. So many perspectives if keen, and he seems to be, chaotic good is great to hear about woven well. I look forward to seeing more of his work.

@billbrobaggins221 8 ай бұрын

He has Mitch vibes in that he likes drugs and has long hair of the same color. That's it. Not even close to similar comedic styling.

@fixinfkinsandwiches6183 8 ай бұрын

Huh?

@kenuiq 8 ай бұрын

@billbrobaggins221 That's what I was saying in a way, there is a vibe. That's an observation that is mostly shallow. When you listen to him, he is different. so what's your point?

@kenuiq 8 ай бұрын

@@fixinfkinsandwiches6183 he is freaking smart and sees things in a unique way, very charming and very funny. Understand now? Duhhhhh🙄

@billbrobaggins221 6 ай бұрын

Self admission of recreational drug usage isn't a vibe. It's a shared habit. John Mulvaney loved cocaine. Do they have similar vibes? The point was he's really not similar to Mitch in any discernable way apart from having long hair and self admitted drug usage. 😬 @@kenuiq

@winggweeps 6 ай бұрын

"I look like I'd live by the beach, just not in a home, y'know?" lol

@dylan_1884 7 ай бұрын

I have never wanted to be friends with a comedian more than with this guy. A huge talent and incredible charisma!

@Hunter_Hult 8 ай бұрын

Hell yeah… keep killing it Craig, and shoutout to the torpedo team!

@JacyndaMinor 8 ай бұрын

Love this guy. Great set.

@Brendaareliii 8 ай бұрын

He’s hilarious. Such a natural. Loved it.

@brandonhicks5904 3 ай бұрын

i like how he pushed past 10 years off narcotics and alcohol as if it was nothing. but for real... it's everything.

@iunderstanphotography2780 8 ай бұрын

strange hearing a comedian talk about addiction the way he does. But i liked it toward the end

@attilapetrovics1281 8 ай бұрын

He is funny as heck he does remind me of Mitch hedberg he has a true honest laugh

@billbrobaggins221 8 ай бұрын

Yeah. He likes drugs and has long blonde hair. Practically the same guy.

@calisongbird 8 ай бұрын

@@billbrobaggins221not just that. Similar cadence and style. That’s why there are so many Mitch Hedberg comments here.

@brandonshawver8366 8 ай бұрын

Is Bradley Cooper auditioning for a part as Mitch Hedburg? Haha. Keep killing it Craig! X’s&O’s&shit man.

@sophiagrace2671 4 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly!! 😂

@khiaratt 6 ай бұрын

This guy was the first one that made me laugh when I was at a dark point in my life. I hope you're alright Craig. You the fun fun funny man.

@henryhernandez4631 4 ай бұрын

Glad you made it back

@jailendupree7414 3 ай бұрын

I love that the video ends when he says “it stops here”

@musicachilling 8 ай бұрын

34 seconds and I’m already in tears 😂😂😂

@edwinreyes3998 8 ай бұрын

His jokes come off of as if he is a federal agent working for the United States of THE America

@Whocareslol420 Ай бұрын

United States of THC

@ElRayDelRio 8 ай бұрын

My boy looking like Bradley Cooper in the movie Limitless 😂

@griffgetsmoney808 8 ай бұрын

good to see Theo lettin his cousins come on stage

@skylarfoxy6908 8 ай бұрын

This man always has great material!

@tylerru55ell97 7 ай бұрын

It’s stolen material from a podcast lolll

@tylerru55ell97 7 ай бұрын

Almost word for word

@navo159 5 ай бұрын

@@tylerru55ell97 what podcast is that

@user-ek2vw8yu5n 3 ай бұрын

This was my first time seeing this man perform.Hes great definitely one of my new favorite comedians

@fergalOfFeeney 8 ай бұрын

I've been showing people the loosey goosey bit for years wondering where you got to!! I'm so happy you're back Craig keep it up and stay loosey goosey bro

@r.c.l2569 8 ай бұрын

So glad your back on stages brother. , this world needs more laughs right about now. Ty

@rodneypate1693 2 ай бұрын

That was a crazy good set. Highly entertaining. Thank you 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@Chris-cw2vn 8 ай бұрын

So excited to see this posted. such a funny dude id love to spark one with him

@DeeLite220 8 ай бұрын

I KNEW this guy was from CA. Love it 😂

@julieinthedesert420 3 ай бұрын

Dude is straight funny. I needed it this morning. ❤❤

@dubbwoy Ай бұрын

Just watched Craig live last night His energy and new material are amazing! Coolest cat up there, seriously we had a great time

@Smokeyxz 7 ай бұрын

Craig is great. Been a fan for years. Wish you the best bro!

@nicolemartin2968 5 ай бұрын

Holy smokes! I love this guy! Thank you! 🩵

@mylaisms7908 7 ай бұрын

Amazing 🤩 I laughed out loud several times !!!

@skibbydweez2647 6 ай бұрын

Don’t lie

@sethmarion9258 26 күн бұрын

its the "okie dokie" for me haha!

@brockseeman7808 8 ай бұрын

Hell yeah Craig 👏👏

@hailiebaker6923 4 ай бұрын

I’m instantly obsessed with Craig

@user-gj4bc5xr4z 3 ай бұрын

Fool is a champ he likes that "Oh No High".

@michellek2083 8 ай бұрын

Good set!😂😊

@msomichael2 4 ай бұрын

Amazing set!!

@wilsonv7117 5 ай бұрын

Punchline at the end was great

@ayuumorienjoyer5913 8 ай бұрын

"My mama is full Mexican. My dad is white asf. So I came out, looking like a lesbian, yk??" Pleaase, and the worst part is, I'm a gay woman so I noticed it before he said it😂

@itsmecommenting4283 3 күн бұрын

❤Great job man! That laughter as well😊

@shenakiser1245 2 ай бұрын

Love his laugh😊

@tourhead 3 ай бұрын

Fantastic!!! Super funny!!!

@reynarose5770 8 ай бұрын

He's funny af, I enjoyed his work

@Xxballin17xX 8 ай бұрын

Craigs a 🐐 joke on jokes!!! ❤😂

@gabrielh7517 8 ай бұрын

I had a red mouth 😂 except it was from Gatorade

@richardwooton2790 Ай бұрын

He always has one person that laughs at every joke!

@JohnnyDigital27 3 ай бұрын

Ayo! Where you been my guy?! that opening joke was top-shelf stuff man. Hope to see more of you. Love from South Africa ❤

@nonamelatte 7 ай бұрын

That was amazing 😂😂❤❤❤❤

@user-nc6ce4vo4s 2 ай бұрын

Everything about this was great

@mrfoxydoodles 7 ай бұрын

His laugh is total Mexican

@Zeal808 8 ай бұрын

He’s back to smoking weed!? Hahah 😂 Come on Craig get it sir! That was good. Keeping working it Craig 🫶🏽

@John.0079 7 ай бұрын

At first I was like this guy is just like Mitch Hedberg so I was like "Nah" But then i was like I want more Mitch Hedberg so I was like "Yeah"

@starrfeef 2 ай бұрын

I'm from Torrance too.. LOL.. Fam!! Great set, funny guy!!

@Durkhead 7 ай бұрын

Bradley Cooper let himself go

@kryys5092 3 ай бұрын

Its 7 in the morning and I am laughing my ass off, that guy is realy funny and I like the way he tell his story's greetz from Germany 😂

@megibg890 8 ай бұрын

I want more!!

@bertranddoh8775 6 ай бұрын

excellent delivery, well done.

@Alonso_html5 22 күн бұрын

Amazing

@debraawe1968 8 ай бұрын

I hear Joaquin in that laugh. I agree with that one comment though, crowd REALLY slept on him

@moochology 3 ай бұрын

That was great 😂

@gypsy2369 27 күн бұрын

Ur fkn laugh cracks me up 😂😂😂

@msgmademefat 8 ай бұрын

Crayyyyyyyg!

@MoreOfStandUp 8 ай бұрын

Hahaha he’s really naturally funny

@bratjr60 8 ай бұрын

I enjoyed this

@jhaimp.sullivan5618 15 күн бұрын

🎉👏

@HanginWithMrReyRey 5 ай бұрын

Why does craig conant look like Bradley Cooper reprising Matthew McConaughey's role for Dallas Buyers Club lol.

@09Dragonite Ай бұрын

"Yall sprout human beings out yer weewee dude" Brooooo. I hate that I haven't met this man.

@jazzyface121 8 ай бұрын

Brilliant!! To all the half Mexicans out there 🙌🏾 Gente Por Vida

@RustyGraffitiReviews 8 ай бұрын

A mix between Theo Von and Mitch headburg

@waylonbush 8 ай бұрын

Good work G.

@JuaniqueVerde 4 ай бұрын

Hell yeah!! This was funny af😮‍💨😮‍💨😂😂😂😂😂 congrats to you on being sober for so long! 3 years weed free here. It’s so hard!! 😩😩😩 anyway GREAT SET and I hope to see more of you and those perfect white teeth! 😁😉