(Some of) The Best of Daniel Tosh's Stand-Up

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Take a look back at some of Daniel Tosh’s greatest bits about award show speeches, the best “Cribs” episode ever and what David Beckham and Brad Pitt’s baby would look like.
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@GageStehura 4 жыл бұрын

That 9/11 bit is one of the best comedic bits of all time. Him saying it was worth a tower gets me everytime

@Rebeccaturnerrescue 3 жыл бұрын

I'm fr. NOT two, tho.

@getampt22 3 жыл бұрын

I legit died just now

@FuckFeminists 2 жыл бұрын

But which one? WTC 7 or one of the other two?

@marooner-martin Жыл бұрын

NOT TWO. NOT. TWO…. WOAH

@ryanleblanc6817 Жыл бұрын

I finished hearing it as I read your comment. Yes it's sharp bit. Reminds me of Mark Normand.

@ScumbagKonflict 3 жыл бұрын

That mythical baby joke almost killed me. Tosh's ability to go deeper into an offensive joke that has you laughing before you get "offended" is really unmatched.

@Juggler4071 2 жыл бұрын

That's the skill - get people laughing, go darker, keep them laughing... and then suddenly remind them just what they are laughing at. Evil genius.

@craigmackssj3680 2 жыл бұрын

it's unmatched for a fact

@matthewestler4882 Жыл бұрын

Bro the tower joke 😂😂 he said it was worth a tower but not two 😭😂😂 so funny yet could be so offensive 😂

@Matty80822 3 жыл бұрын

pretty sure his career started as a dare.

@saltyseadog4719 3 жыл бұрын

Noice

@drd1924 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahah,,,,Tosh needs to steal this line

@bojournersouthern2641 3 жыл бұрын

And I am glad it is still going! Never cancel Daniel!

@nocapfacts9330 3 жыл бұрын

@@drd1924 Not that good for me. Anthony jeselnik is the best

@drunkenmmamaster419 3 жыл бұрын

@@bojournersouthern2641 tosh.0 just got canceled 😔

@adenperkins9719 2 жыл бұрын

“Hang in there, It gets worse” is the perfect line to sum up his whole comedic style 😂

@nrgao Жыл бұрын

The fact it was the only time I questioned if he broke character that entire special is the best part,. I genuinely think it was a warning when he seen how much folks were pulling back already. 😂

@dylanclare2343 11 ай бұрын

I think that was a reference to Parkinson's

@ItsHaneEefah 8 ай бұрын

😂🤣😆

@Zac_Frost 5 ай бұрын

@@dylanclare2343 I'd say it's both lol.

@ejcejc4113 Жыл бұрын

He still owes us the greatest cribs episode of all time

@RayWest46 4 жыл бұрын

Netflix.... if you’re listening..... please give this man an ungodly amount of money to do a special. Pleeeeeeeease

@urduib 3 жыл бұрын

This is truly dark humor. I´m in love

@SirGuidemere91 3 жыл бұрын

urduib if you like him, look up Anthony jeselnik

@urduib 3 жыл бұрын

@@SirGuidemere91 Will do :)

@urduib 3 жыл бұрын

@@SirGuidemere91 I checked him out, thanks dude :) He is f... awesome. I´m from Denmark so i do not know much about the American stand-up scene. But i watch when i find good stuff. And this is gold

@ex2c8 3 жыл бұрын

urduib Tom segura is great as well!

@RyanSpringer1984 4 жыл бұрын

Still waiting on that "Cribs" episode...

@mr.notsocreative 4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Springer Thaaaats the comment I was looking for 😂😂😂 he’s rich enough by now

@gjkvcnjhygfccccccccc 4 жыл бұрын

Well the show was canceled so...

@radicallybean 4 жыл бұрын

Right? 😂😂😂

@supamanassassin9270 3 жыл бұрын

It's now a fast and furious movie

@leadgamer97 3 жыл бұрын

Actually guys he did a cribs episode in his show Tosh.0

@davidwhite2561 3 жыл бұрын

"You mean you struggle with the part where we find out what you know" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tetsuo506 Жыл бұрын

I died😂😂😂😂😭

@cadancecunningham1007 11 ай бұрын

My favorite bit of his

@minedphreak8487 3 жыл бұрын

"I sit when i pee when I am at home shut up its my house" I felt this homie

@drunkenmmamaster419 3 жыл бұрын

Dont judge me the bible says not to

@possiblyarealcat 2 жыл бұрын

@@drunkenmmamaster419 i hoped someone said that here

@Zechariah3694 4 жыл бұрын

He needs a new special on Netflix or something!

@B-RaDD 4 жыл бұрын

Yes yes yes

@tatsumakimojo5502 4 жыл бұрын

cool ass corncob maybe it’s a little too edgy....

@phoenixsidepeen5468 4 жыл бұрын

He’s too loyal to Comedy Central. Can’t imagine what they’re paying him to be exclusive to their network.

@jamiejordan4821 4 жыл бұрын

I have heard him say he already plays on reruns all day.. he understands overexposure can kill your career.. he plays Vegas a couple months a year if you want to see his stand up..

@malikfaheem3687 4 жыл бұрын

Please

@Anthony-ot8vl 4 жыл бұрын

I like dark humor so he's got my vote.

@josephthegod3514 4 жыл бұрын

Anthony you like dark humor? S L A V E R Y

@misfitwaylon6936 4 жыл бұрын

Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it.

@alanreyes3282 4 жыл бұрын

MisfitWaylon lmao nice

@bdubchevy 4 жыл бұрын

Anthony.... hmmm you like dark humor huh..🤔 Anthony Jeselnik! Lol

@Anthony-ot8vl 4 жыл бұрын

@@bdubchevy He's a good one.

@BernieMadoff-qv5in Жыл бұрын

You can literally see his confidence growing with every special.

@therakai7933 4 жыл бұрын

" I believe that was worth a tower " God DAMMIT Tosh 😂

@HeartlessGaming 4 жыл бұрын

The Rakai shit had me dying 🤣

@AnonyMous-bv3ge 4 жыл бұрын

@@HeartlessGaming almost as much as the people in the tower itself..

@dylanreynolds7343 4 жыл бұрын

Not two. Not TWO

@squillz8310 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao the "NOT two" is what got me😂

@smexyrexy1509 3 жыл бұрын

He was ruthless and I loved it

@mohamedsixth 3 жыл бұрын

2:45 “Calm down you over actor I’m paying you to lose” 😂😂😂

@apedosmil99 Жыл бұрын

What's the trick to hyperlink in a comment?

@mohamedsixth Жыл бұрын

@@apedosmil99 number, colon (:) , then number.

@fanda6122 Жыл бұрын

his eyes opening for the sequel lol

@canyonbrown3708 4 жыл бұрын

I’m waiting for the day Daniel Tosh goes on the JRE

@seanjenkins5505 4 жыл бұрын

You're gonna be waiting for the rest of your life.

@josephthegod3514 4 жыл бұрын

Sean Jenkins for my dad to come back

@hugov.d.h7045 4 жыл бұрын

Not funny enough

@nickcarew 4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure a large portion of the comedy community doesn’t like tosh. He’s been accused of stealing a lot of jokes.

@seanjenkins5505 4 жыл бұрын

@@nickcarew Pretty sure none of that is true and it also has nothing to do with it. What Daniel Tosh has said multiple times and Joe Rogan himself has shared this story, that Tosh will never do any podcast since he's on TV constantly and doesn't feel the need to over expose himself.

@98leight 4 жыл бұрын

Tosh is a legend and will go down as one of the comedy goats

@abranherrera9296 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for your commentary on all time comedy leighton Huxley. Your 12 years of experience really helped it tilt it back to Mike Myers as Shrek

@98leight 2 жыл бұрын

@@abranherrera9296 thanks for your commentary on absolutely nothing. Please feel free to explain yourself and I’ll try my hardest to think of a modest reply

@ricktherockandroller 2 жыл бұрын

I have toes.

@TheSolarium18 2 жыл бұрын

honestly he is not that funny or famous

@raqueldeshow9678 2 жыл бұрын

@@98leight hahahaha

@uncletido99 Жыл бұрын

Underrated stand up. He has legendary jokes as he aged too, improved so much over time.

@mbaxter22 4 жыл бұрын

His next comedy special should be titled “Dear Jews”.

@einundsiebenziger5488 2 жыл бұрын

@Ryan H I hope* ...

@RickRossTheBoss281 4 жыл бұрын

6:57 ”High school, how did you do it!?” 🤣🤣🤣

@local98guy 4 жыл бұрын

He deff got funnier as he got older. And he needs a new standup

@devon8977 4 жыл бұрын

Yea man practice makes perfect

@davidhochstetler4068 4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say that first half was laugh less. Then it heated up

@dmakavellian1 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@chiporama 4 жыл бұрын

thats because back then he wasnt famous yet. he was still earning the courage to attempt those jokes. once he hit a level of fandom that he knew he could get away with it he didnt hesitate. he is smart as shit for that

@super102298 4 жыл бұрын

Very true

@noobXd3stroyer 4 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking the other day about how Daniel hasn’t done many stand ups. I wish he did more, his humor is some of my favorite

@southfloridaboi9452 Жыл бұрын

Hes gonna be in Florida in November at the Mahaffey theater

@smoovegutierrez541 4 жыл бұрын

Still waiting on that CRIBS episode tosh!

@lurkintomgaming397 3 жыл бұрын

As a huge dark humor fan I love this guy, he knows what he’s saying and exactly how people will react hahaha he tries to kill the laughter to induce more laughter it’s a vicious cycle I enjoy and he covers all the bases

@nathanwahr7802 8 ай бұрын

Tosh > Jeselnik

@memoryhero 3 жыл бұрын

i love that twinkle he gets in his eye sometimes when a he builds a joke.

@chrisaleman7800 2 жыл бұрын

You gay

@gabrielbennett8239 2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisaleman7800 im gay

@pinheadlarry2506 2 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielbennett8239 alright then

@apove1814 Жыл бұрын

Yessss!!! 😂🙌🙌🙌🙌

@iceybundles 3 жыл бұрын

“I gave the real speech: There’s felons here.” 😂😂😂

@captainali6448 4 жыл бұрын

That Osama bit 💀💀😂😂😂😂

@Rebeccaturnerrescue 3 жыл бұрын

Right on, Tosh. BOTH towers? We got jipped! It's just like an A-rab to take more from an american...like at every generic stop-n-shop how they always short change me be a few cents, and then act like it was an honest mistake and chastise me for being petty enough to notice. I may not be a smart/tech savvy A-rab, but shit I'm not Mexican!

@mossbergEROCK1 3 жыл бұрын

Here on 911 to commemorate XD

@smittyjje 3 жыл бұрын

Daniel is an exceptionally underrated comedian. Extreme talent.

@leeconstantine6335 4 жыл бұрын

Tosh, where's our Cribs episode?

@brayallen7290 3 жыл бұрын

Daniel Tosh was that nerd in highschool you laughed at when he said he would become famous.

@katesmith854 2 жыл бұрын

Daniel Tosh went to high school in my hometown lol (Titusville, FL ...it’s near the Space Center). Our rival school, Astronaut. I only know/knew a few people old enough to be in HS at the same time as him, but no one ever even claimed to be friends with him, haha. It’s all like “yeah he was really quiet and just hung around with this one friend of his; they’d joke around in class but no one heard what he was saying.” No one even remembered his friend’s name. So yeah he was definitely a major introvert in high school, otherwise you KNOW people would be totally exaggerating their “friendship” with him.

@bamegbey 4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comedian 🔥

@nocturnalferalguitarist 4 жыл бұрын

Highly rated by us but offends the thin skinned who are many🙃

@DavidMartinez-ec5is 4 жыл бұрын

Facts this guys one of the best to do it

@breadworksboston7052 4 жыл бұрын

I agree, Hes an amazing stand up comic.

@nicolegreen1599 2 жыл бұрын

Hearing him do a commencement speech would be amazing.

@glennburns7898 Жыл бұрын

Most definitely!! I’d pay to see it. 😂

@ADancingRobot 4 жыл бұрын

Wish he'd perform more!!

@TheNewman38 4 жыл бұрын

ItsJustKaii he actually got cancelled from some shit he said on a tour. Hahah

@ADancingRobot 4 жыл бұрын

@@TheNewman38 Wouldnt have expected anything different. lol

@666stormz 3 жыл бұрын

ItsJustKaii what did he say?

@ADancingRobot 3 жыл бұрын

@@666stormz some lady didn’t like a rape joke he told and spoke up during his show. So he said “can someone come down and rape her real quick” or something like that

@evanmay8145 3 жыл бұрын

@@ADancingRobot HAHSHSHSHSH

@Ch3fdadda 2 жыл бұрын

“Pretty sure no one turned it around because of the commencement speech.” Facts.

@vincentvalentine4401 Жыл бұрын

Him, and Dave are some of the reasons I have the ability to laugh at anything.

@aribe6791 11 ай бұрын

"Idk about you, but it was worth a tower, JUST ONE, not two..." DEAD ☠️

@quentinwolfe2302 3 жыл бұрын

Hearing him say “if I ever get rich and famous one day” is surreal

@Ruben.Perez0 4 жыл бұрын

He’s so underrated

@Oofended429 4 жыл бұрын

Ruben Perez what?

@Drcocopuff 4 жыл бұрын

Even the thumbnail proves it. Daniel Tosh's head gets taller over the years

@Drcocopuff 4 жыл бұрын

He is almost at full power

@tylerhackner9731 4 жыл бұрын

It looks like it’s about to explode

@ricbradley5323 4 жыл бұрын

Who cares?

@sumsolution5113 4 жыл бұрын

Wow u notice retarded things , congratulations

@Garbro 4 жыл бұрын

@@Drcocopuff its gonna get as tall as friezas 3rd form then shrink when he reaches full power

@eloywizzle782 3 жыл бұрын

The Mormon joke was underappreciated 😂

@Juggler4071 2 жыл бұрын

It's a rare comedian who will do a throw-away joke about Mormons, but make it more obscure just to be theologically accurate. That's a man who cares about his jokes.

@eloywizzle782 2 жыл бұрын

@@Juggler4071 agreed lol

@444brandy 4 жыл бұрын

Is Tosh Benjamin Button? He literally is aging backwards

@Jesse__H 3 жыл бұрын

@Alvaro Chavarria lol preach

@richardhowle8591 3 жыл бұрын

Look at old episodes (2009) he was seriously going bald. He got hair implants.

@Pedro-tl7jg 3 жыл бұрын

he's got a lot of work done. especially his hair

@haggard1378 3 жыл бұрын

That’s Hollywood for you

@openphoto 3 жыл бұрын

@Alvaro Chavarria His voice in the first one ..

@noticemesenpai69 3 жыл бұрын

“Dear Jews” This aged like fine wine.

@trubeez4721 3 жыл бұрын

I knowww lmao

@OpenheartOneMind 3 жыл бұрын

Wait why

@mossbergEROCK1 3 жыл бұрын

Right?!

@otpyrc 4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Tosh = Genius with comedic talent to spare, and then some.

@phanCAbe 2 жыл бұрын

Man I used to really hate this guy but the more you listen to him and the more you see what his act is all about you *have* to give it to him - he is outstanding at putting just one toe over the line.

@jrleonard72 4 жыл бұрын

Daniel is awesome! Can’t get enough of him!!! 😂😂😂

@gamingshortz7912 4 жыл бұрын

Tosh is the funniest offensive comedian out there

@anonymous_______1876 4 жыл бұрын

Netflix give him his own special

@bresidentpoejiden8253 3 жыл бұрын

People pleaser is his best standup yet

@idonotcare8822 4 жыл бұрын

Tosh is the best thing to ever happen to Comedy Central

@frequentsee3815 4 жыл бұрын

Behind Chappelle's & South Park & the daily show, sure

@oliviatiwaladeadedokun2929 3 жыл бұрын

No...He's good, but not so great.. There are loads of wilder ones

@piotrswat169 Жыл бұрын

@@frequentsee3815 daily show?

@BladeMasterz916 3 жыл бұрын

Tosh is a fucking genius.... people don't understand how smart and witty you gotta be to come up with funny clever jokes.

@notsure9079 3 жыл бұрын

too true! I wanted to do that for a living,but no way, not anywhere near as funny as the pros :(

@corrinaamato8805 Жыл бұрын

Im binge watching Tosh.O on some channel on Roku called Pluto TV like its a Saturday in 2016, i have a hangover watching Tosh marathons waiting for Chinese food

@jakehebert160 4 жыл бұрын

One of my favorites. I quote his lines atleast once a week

@Majestic7274 4 жыл бұрын

Jake Hebert I always say “that’s not nothin” now

@jakehebert160 4 жыл бұрын

His "juicy juicy juicy" line and "live your dream" in his sitting reverse toilet joke are probably my most used

@avedic 3 жыл бұрын

Only Daniel could pull off a truly hilarious 9/11 joke. That honestly killed me.....the bit about how, because of 9/11, we all now know, intuitively deep in our bones, that September is the 9th month. Fucking relatable lol....until he said that out loud, I hadn't quite realized that I've totally been doing that for the past 20 years. Thanks Osama.

@iGaveLiaHIV 3 жыл бұрын

Him or Pete Davidson

@godkingvito4278 3 жыл бұрын

@@iGaveLiaHIV pete had the luxury of his dad writing the joke for him though

@Rebeccaturnerrescue 3 жыл бұрын

So true, too.

@Rebeccaturnerrescue 3 жыл бұрын

And I can use it to count backwards too.

@Sharkaiju Жыл бұрын

Unparalleled stand up. Would love to have another special from him!!

@marbles4678 3 жыл бұрын

“don’t judge me because the bible says not to”

@BiggieShorty420 4 жыл бұрын

Comedy king make you feel every kind of emotions !

@bigmerc57 11 ай бұрын

He is one of the rare comedians I truly find funny.

@madisoncroft7439 4 жыл бұрын

I'm still waiting on a new set from this man.

@EduardoMora69 3 жыл бұрын

He went from having a country accent to whatever he has now. I never knew that

@carlosh2390 3 жыл бұрын

He’s is from Florida, so I can see it

@annaremus6025 Ай бұрын

Completely Serious is still one of my fav specials of all time

@sand4273 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite comedian of all time.

@Art-sk4wb 4 жыл бұрын

tims_always_fishing not tryna sound like a hater, cuz I like Schultz too, but his act is pretty much only solid when he’s doing crowd work. His actual material is kinda weak in my opinion . Tosh on the other hand is up there with some of the greats

@puppethound 3 жыл бұрын

Literally the funniest comedian I have ever watched

@kentneumann5209 Жыл бұрын

You need to watch Richard Pryors standup stuff before he caught on fire. I think the name of it is "Wanted". Then give Eddie Murphy a spin. 80's stand up. You owe it to yourself. And have you seen Robin Williams stuff? Eddie izzard ain't bad either.

@masonbaker86 3 жыл бұрын

one of the more underrated comedians 😂😂😂

@40thCapeRifles 2 жыл бұрын

"...probably gets a bit more abstract by noon." I'M DEAD.

@aribe6791 11 ай бұрын

"He definitely taught us September is 9..." I felt this 😂 Thanks OBL

@madsmom520 4 жыл бұрын

Oh man!!! I've always loved Daniel!! This is who Colin Kane wishes he could be!!!

@bendekoning5120 4 жыл бұрын

He’s changed *so* much since he started... not sure how I feel about it, but he’s good in all of them

@apove1814 Жыл бұрын

We all change . Hopefully it’s towards progression. I’d say so I’m his case. Love him!

@maverickmitchel2536 3 жыл бұрын

Balls of steel he rides the line of acceptable and crossing the line he throws the line reels in the crowd and just before his jokes get too out there he tones it down true comedy

@aureliahernandez7757 4 жыл бұрын

I appreciate and grateful for your comedy talent. It’s funny every time you watch any of your stuff Tosh.O & Standup

@johnhamelin989 2 жыл бұрын

His mom has to be the funniest woman on this earth!!!! Love how he talks about her!

@CarlosDeskVision 4 жыл бұрын

We need more of this!!!

@richardhowle8591 3 жыл бұрын

I never paid attention to the isle seats, but I think just being nominated puts you in one.

@ejknight88 Жыл бұрын

The Golden days is comedy central 🥺

@godemperorpepe 3 жыл бұрын

Saw him live in Buffalo, NY for the 9/11 Joke. The only joke that didn’t land and he STILL turned the crowd on their head and told them to chill. Tosh doesn’t play that “I’m offended” shit, and I loved it.

@jaguarrose7022 3 жыл бұрын

I wish he would record a new special, he's awesome!

@RitcheyRips 11 ай бұрын

It’s 2023 and we miss this guy

@RillaGorilla420 Жыл бұрын

He’s so consistently funny it makes me sick 😂😂

@Redmenace96 4 жыл бұрын

Never saw that early stuff, very funny! Thank you for the post, CC.

@Toreju7240 4 жыл бұрын

Should have put a clip of him going to Massachusetts on his 2014 tour in an Aaron Hernandez Jersey 😂😂

@LudaChez 4 жыл бұрын

He did that? And he's a Dolphins fan. That's awesome

@Toreju7240 4 жыл бұрын

@@LudaChez lol I felt honored back in the day

@boymeetstaco8733 Жыл бұрын

Dude doesn’t get enough recognition for his stand up.

@drinkspecials 3 жыл бұрын

Hes so funny. He should have his own show

@coraphillips5873 Жыл бұрын

Check out Tosh.0 if you haven't! It's his own show! Pretty sure it's off the air, but it ran on Comedy Central for years.

@PurpleHazeVanNederlands Жыл бұрын

@@coraphillips5873 That's de joke.gif

@coraphillips5873 Жыл бұрын

@@PurpleHazeVanNederlands that was a joke? I'm pretty sure this person genuinely doesn't know he has a show. Not a very funny joke

@corrinaamato8805 Жыл бұрын

@@PurpleHazeVanNederlands wow

@SCOODAMcGOODA 4 жыл бұрын

Hes a monster when it comes to this stand up shit...

@Neocasturn 3 жыл бұрын

He’s a legit good stand up, pretty dope

@gts013 Жыл бұрын

My absolute favorite

@christhecommentator3411 4 жыл бұрын

His comedy has truly evolved!!!

@wesleybaldwin1999 Жыл бұрын

Tosh is literally top 5 stand up if he would just do more specials.

@fit10productions82 3 жыл бұрын

He's like if Ryan Reynolds did stand up😂😂😂

@PT-mt6qw Жыл бұрын

Not two, not two! OMFG 😂😂

@jonathanopra6514 4 жыл бұрын

Tosh is by far the greatest

@delilahpearce5992 4 жыл бұрын

I love Daniel Tosh!!

@Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant.

@jhonnysunami1606 3 жыл бұрын

Can

@hectorvasquez3605 6 ай бұрын

You can listen to any big name comedian talk about him, they all highly respect and admire him. He controls his worth by not flooding the market with material.

@Sharkaiju Жыл бұрын

Definitely needs another special!!! Miss seeing Daniel