"The power of Christ will compel you and also cancel your flightplan..." Lost it.

"Greetings from Germany" AKA the sanest thing ever said by a random on this channel.

12:19 Nobody's going to mention the 747 inverted over the runway, doing a low pass at escape velocity?

Moments Encyclopedia for this video: 00:00-0:09 Intro 0:10-0:18 A wild squeaker appeared! 00:19-0:24 Out of control plane 00:25-00:32 Word Attack 00:33-00:36 Sideways hot air balloon 0:37-0:38 Perhaps 00:39-00:42 r/therewasanattempt at intercepting a hot air balloon 0:43-0:44 *IS THIS AIRFORCEPROUD-* 00:45-00:48 intercepting a hot air balloon minus the seizure 00:49-00:52 Paused & Inverted 757 0:53-0:55 Perhaps (again) 00:56-01:04 As sane as this session will get 01:05-01:20 Word Attack II 01:21-01:25 Landing while constipated 01:26-01:33 haha 420 haha please just take off already 01:34-01:39 Join the party 01:40-01:45 Spin & run 01:46-01:47 Convulsing.mp3 01:48-01:56 Runway Incrusion 01:57-02:12 Takeoff, watch out for throttle 02:11-02:16 iM baD At TiTleS 02:17-02:26 Potato Mic 02:27-02:39 Death booking 02:40-02:45 Squeaker blogging 02:46-02:53 Satan 02:54-03:11 Takeoff booking 03:12-03:20 Steamrolled 03:21-03:28 Takeoff booking part II 3:29-3:32 That type of crash 03:33-03:40 Vertical 747 takeoff 3:41-3:45 Proximity Alt-F4 3:46-3:49 Satan takes over the 747 3:50-3:59 747 Slew 4:00-04:02 A brief calm 04:03-04:15 Aggressive Takeoff booking 04:16-04:22 Incoming hot air balloon 04:23-04:27 chaos (I) 04:29-04:36 Vertical hot air balloon 04:37-04:44 QUICK RUN 04:45-04:50 Beach Massacre 04:51-04:57 Bunch of planes 04:58:05:09 Hi youtube? 05:10-05:17 Beach massacre II 05:18-05:21 R/kidsarefuckingstupid 05:22-05:37 Very Concerning SFX 05:38-05:46 Plane ate shit 05:47-05:50 hello there 05:51-05:56 Helicopter ate shit 05:57-06:04 Out of control plane II 06:05-06:13 Landing and/or Takeoff booking 06:14-06:16 High amounts of laughter found, please stand by 06:17-06:22 "As we come closer, we find the 747 mating with another plane" 06:23-06:36 Uneasy landing 06:37-06:48 Quadruple plane massacre 06:49-07:06 Suicidal land attempt 7:07-7:09 Beach massacre III 07:10-07:14 Lots o planes II 07:15-07:21 Helicopter stunt fails 07:22-07:27 TURN THE SMOKE OFF 07:28-07:32 More Very Concerning SFX 07:33-07:46 Guaranteed death landing but it's fsx so 07:47-07:53 Return to grass 07:54-07:56 Crashophobia 07:57-08:03 You had 1 job 08:05-08:30 Satan III 08:31-08:33 but what about rewritten? 08:34-08:39 Beach Massacre III 08:40-08:41 Tribal things idk 08:42-08:46 w a t c h y o u r m o u t h 08:47-08:54 Plane assdrag 08:55-09:15 Fucken airlines flight john cena 09:16-09:21 Even More Very Concerning SFX 09:22-09:26 do smoke donuts taste good? 09:27-09:33 Plane nosebleed 09:34-09:43 Commit Alt+F4 09:44-09:47 "The plane is still looking for a mate" 09:47-10:09 Satan IV 10:10-10:16 it do be 3pm 10:17-10:24 Squeakers united 10:25-10:36 Satan V 10:37-10:44 That helicopter though 10:45-10:52 A summary of events 10:53-10:55 Helicopter strike 10:56-10:57 Buzz 10:59-11:07 flight time limited to 2 minutes to extend please get full game for $27.99 11:08-11:10 bleach required 11:11-11:17 Out of control plane III 11:18-11:19 RIP faith 11:20-11:33 Rare demonic possesion caught on tape 11:34-11:51 chaos (II) 11:52-11:57 Bump 11:58-12:00 Balloon revolution 12:01-12:10 things happen hear 12:11-12:16 No Shit Sherlock 12:17-12:19 bruh moment 12:20-12:21 Upside down jet going fast screaming 12:22-12:29 Word Attack III 12:30-12:38 no words 12:39-12:49 Physics 12:50-12:59 TheLegend27 has joined the game 13:00-13:03 Error 404 no voice found 13:04-13:11 High speed blogging

YOU SAID 747 AT 7:47 HOLY SHIT

4:29 "HOT AIR BALLOON DO A VERTICAL!"

This is one of the greatest videos on the entire site. The voice changer guy, the children, the balloon, the constant take off and landing rotations… just pure chaos and endless amounts of laughter.

"This is not an airshow, it's a SHITSHOW." FSX steam multiplayer in a nutshell

If this video isn't the definition of "Steam Edition" I don't know what is.

I love how you maintain the professionalism while commenting on the most ridiculous shit.

9:54 Best moment of this entire shit show- Satan attempting to get flight clearance, a random kid, and AFP just laughing.

"can i have a radio check (x4)" "i got you 5/5/5/5" lmao

Why does everyone who plays this game have a potato for a mic?

11:41 *"I drank some beer n I dont know where I am"* I needed to laugh this hard this week. Thank you

I wish he had a video that was 10 hours or more long of this funny as hell stuff. This makes me day. LOL

11:20 (demonic possession) dead

9:16 "Notice I'm a dolphin?" *little kid makes dolphin sounds* cracked me up, too random

AirForceProud95 your videos are so god damn funny

12:21 - you only have to say "radio check" once *Twelve minutes earlier* 0:00 - "Radio check radio check"

12:20 did anyone see the inverted 737 going about 700 knots? I’m surprised he didn’t catch that.

-I wanna kill myself -Rodger that, proceed as requested. That was hilarious!

these never fail to make me laugh so hard i go brain dead for about 13 mins

Squeaker 1: whats something you put in your mouth but don't swallow? Groundpound69: never say that again Squeaker 1: A LOLLIPOP Squeaker 2: **gags on lollipop**

0:40 Hahahaha I thought I was gonna die... I laughed so hard ...

The hot air balloon just made my week hahahahahahaha

"Anyone know how to turn off proximity?" "Yeah I believe that'd be alt+f4"

I'm literally crying right now at *soul exits body*. That sound was hilarious!

11:32 just the fact that everyone formally addresses him as "satan" is so funny

I know nothing about planes or FSX, but this is fucking hilarious. You earned yourself a sub, good sir

Hahahaha :D One of the funniest videos I have ever seen. We should both put together our communities and start a group flight on IVAO with 1000 people.

“Guys- I got- -I drank some beer and I don’t know where I am”

12:17 747 going inverted at mach 19

FIRST

hot air balloon do a vertical *shoots into space*

6:37 LMFAOOO Tenerife Part 2 AND 3 😂😂😂

Omfg, I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe

PewDiePie: BARRELS! Markiplier: Mannequins Airforceproud95: Hot Air Balloons

9:16 "Notice I'm a dolphin" (DOLPHIN NOISES) "I'm going to ask you to leave the session." Laughing til X-mas.

If you're ever feeling down or dealing with a loss, this is the video to watch.

Now here I am 3 years later and this video never gets old! One of the most funniest videos I’ve ever experienced ever!

I legit couldn't stop laughing at the "Satan himself" part

The hot air balloon that went vertical had me die laughing!!

5:15 B737: LEEROYY NNNEEEEEEERRRRDDDD!!! **permission to crash is not approved yet...**

The hot air balloon doing a vertical and the reaction to said vertical are probably my favorite thing I've ever seen from this channel.

this is actually the funniest airforceproud video ever

757 is currently mating with an a321. jesus

6:27 new GPWS Callouts for 747's: *OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!*

2:47 T O W E R C O M E I N T O W E R almost died laughing

Nah I lost it at the Tenerife part xD

hmmm video length: 1337 no im not gonna blog it

one of your best videos! love it

Dude I don't know why KZfaq recommended your channel to me but I absolutely do not regret clicking because this is absolutely hilarious, the general shenanigans combined with your witty sarcasm is peak comedy, haven't laughed this much in the longest time. I love this so much. Thank you.

at 2:45 the dude with the Satan voice changer made me die from laughter XD

“Greetings from Germany” “Ok that actually appropriate for once”

The reason why satan was in the server was because all hell was breaking loose

“And we got SATAN” ha ha that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard

I was laughing throughout the entire video but I couldn't stop after 12:17 😂

I love how he just constantly commentates on the game mechanics and no one understands or reacts. "Tenerife part 2 and 3" 😂😂😂

I can't stop watching these! They are SO addicting! I love your personality!

the greatest video in the history of the airforceproud95 channel. absolute insanity. absolute chaos. absolutely hilarious.

That moment when you see a hot-air balloon flying sideways, do a low-pass on the runway and vertically pull up.

10:42 WEEEEEEE!!! (I am dying right now XD)

I’ve watched all of your videos. So friggin hilarious! Thank you for the entertainment!

Why is afp95s laugh actually the cure to my depression

"Extra 300, turn your smoke off this is not an airshow, IT'S A SHIT SHOW!" -AFP95 2017

What's the difference between Airforceproud95 and eggs? Eggs get laid...

Found this channel, binge watched all of fsx and not realistic msfs stuff, and it was so fun I want to do it again. This channel is great.

This guy is seriously doing his job and making it funny! Hahaha thumbs up bro! Thanks for creating this channel

This is one of few videos that had me tearing up laughing XD

Im going to get FSX, be a complete noob, and tail strike multiple times because of this channel.

"you're not cleared to do anything SATAN. It's seriously hilarious when he's the tower 😂😂😂😂

"Oh God. Do we have a squeaker with an open mic?"... 10 seconds in and I genuinely spat my drink on the screen..

8:55 is the best part of the video

11:41 i drank some beer and i don't know where i am

You are one of the only KZfaq Channels that will never stop to make me laugh unbelievably hard.

I love this...and I have no intention of playing a flight sim

When u get "blog it" from ur own fan.. [12:58]

11:27 (SOUL EXITS BODY) Proceeds to spill coffee on keyboard!

When I need a good laugh, I watch your videos! Thanks for making them and I hope you have a great life!

4:25 Something about the way he says "what in god's name is happening" just makes me chuckle.

*soul exits body* the commentary is beyond funny I can't even handle it..

11:20 best part

8:29 “I’m gunna need you to go to club penguin” “It’s closing” “Ok runescape” “Ya funny story about that” (And yes I know it’s runescape classic but just enjoy this joke)

This video literally had me in effing tears. I haven't laughed this hard at anything on KZfaq in a LONG ass time. Thanks for the LOL's Airforceproud95.

yo, RIP in peace Club Penguin 1337-2017

Holy crap man do more tower stuff! This shit is some of the funniest I've seen yet

This is why I love airforceproud95 you had me crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Your ATC Videos are the absolute best.

"This is not an airshow. This is a shitshow." Aaand that's when I fell off my chair laughing.

my wife divorced me because i watch your videos all day sweet

Why is this so freaking funny, I'm literally in tears, love your videos!!!

The ATC is so cool about all the events. Nice Video,got me out of a depressed morning.

I don't even play this game or fly planes but this is funny af.

OMG that hot air balloon made me laugh and I'm not even done with the video!......can you make a video on how the game is actually played? I don't want to look for other channels, I want to see YOUR videos because they are funny af!.

The jokes and antics are more entertaining than the game.

Not sure how this ended up in my recommendations, but so glad it did... Been binge watching and purging soda out my nose... Comedy Gold! Makes me want to play this game.

I never laughed so hard that i peed my bed

6:55 oh God... *external laughter* not close, 747 Tenerife disaster!

Still the magnus opus of this channel. Also I'm impressed with your ability to be able to understand some of the potato mic users.

4:23 that Squeaker though..