This channel has made me realize the comedy value of professional lingo in very stupid situations.

I consider the contents of that sandwich fairly important

1:03 *EH, FEELING GREAT* *UH OKAE* *ENUH* *ADITYA* *I WANT TO EAT SANDVICH* *EUH WITH E DE TE CHEESE*

"We're trying to maintain some professionalism in here." Like 10 seconds later, "HOLY SHIT THERE'S BIRDS IN THIS GAME?"

That Russian sandwich loving guy was hilarious 😂

“Our engine just exploded and a passenger got sucked out a window!” “Sounds like a personal problem, why don’t you blog that for me”

*if you hear a pilot say: “I LIKE SUBMERGING”, get the hell out of the plane*

Ten dollars monopoly currency... Man you drive a hard bargin. Make it 15 and we'll talk.

*B I G A N U Z*

Just took a trip to Arizona.....the entire flight I kept thinking of how funny it would be if Airforceproud came over the intercom and announced he was going to be our "Sauce Boss" for this flight...

It's not a FSX multiplayer without one of these things: hot air balloons overrunning during take off/landing AF1 striking the tower

70’: well have flying cars in the future! 2018: *reversing trike*

At least we didn’t see A380 doing flat spin and hot air balloon hypersonic low pass

I don't understand anything or even know how I got here but I'm kinda enjoying it

"No, you're not a bird. Just taxi"

"Birds this is ATC you gotta check in immediately" - Lost my shit..looooool

The thumbnail: Tenerife Airport disaster, circa 1977 (colorized)

2:40 I literally laughed to death

It wouldn't be an Airforceproud95 video without dem hot air balloons.

"Birds are birds man. You shouldn't talk about it."

1:50 I like submerging

I just love everything starts out fine then descends into chaos within a matter of seconds lol

4:29 "impacient" lol

This has to be the funniest shit I've ever found on KZfaq LMFAO

AIR BISCUIT!

Idk about you but that sandwich sounded like quality in-flight food

FSX airlines is basically a reincarnation of Ryanair.

1:21 he's speaking the language of Gods

Watch this video again and now remember that this is a game developed and published by Microsoft, a 560,000,000,000 dollar company.

AFP: tryna maintain some professionalism here Also AFP: "if you look south east bound or west north out of the airport"

I'm at work and just watched this. I had to work so hard to convert my laughs into coughs and wheezes that my chest now feels like it was pounded on an anvil. Thank you all for the heart attack I about to experience. Request clearance for imminent expiration...

3:23 Dont mind him guys leave him be let him talk to himself

7:00 there is no such thing as too many hot air balloons

I love your videos! Thanks a bunch for making them!

3:08 air biscuit! He sounded happy when he said it 3:12 "farking spider?" Made me laugh (f*cking)

4:58 Why is this so funny to me lmfao

Holy shit there's birds in this game? I Lost it for some reason on that.

Uhhhhhhhhhhh.....Sandwich?

7:23 Fighter ascending to the heavens.

One of the funniest ones you've made

ill eat a carrot if airforceproud95 replies

I stumbled onto your channel yesterday and I’ve just been binging all your videos, I’ve have not laughed so hard in years dude, keep up the amazing work!

5:16 *everyone watching checks steam*

"I like submerging"

5:15 lmaoooo they wanna do news coverage 😭😭😭

I'm just watching some of your videos for the first time, and I am crying from laughing so hard, absolutely hilarious!

0:48 crazy mon! 😅

I’ve been binge watching this craziness for days. Absolutely hilarious. Well done all !! 👍

On a Vatsim network : *Pro Simmer requests taxi clearance* *KZfaqr interrupts* *KZfaqr claims he is "first"*

"No, I requested pushback" *dies from laughter*

This is by far the funniest channel on youtube atm. So glad I found you! well done, you earned a sub.

"Birds, ceck in with tower..." *Tries to contact birds.*

ATC Tower is probably destroyed because of all the sonic booms coming from the 747s flying at Mach 2

Did you know that the earth in FSX is actually flat? #WokeAsf

I love dude who play ATC in multiplayer FlightX...these guys have taught me so much about how actual ATC handle the IRL flights I am flying on...Thx you ATC playerz

I can't say how many times I've watched all of these vids, and still love coming back for a laugh

Dying hard while laughing. Jeez. These noobs on FSX are mainly in St. Maarten and causing chaos. And you struggle to create a realistic environment. But most of them know nothing.

i mean airline food, what's up with that

Air Force Recruiter:What do you do on your downtime Person:Like to annoy the ATC guy on FSX Recruiter:Hired!!

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama'

7:48 when he was talking about noise and radiation, I just had started my microwave

This is genius!!! OMG, I've never laughed so hard... Pilots and controllers alike should watch this on a regular basis for maximum stress relief.

I put this game on my steam wishlist because you made me want to play this, if I encounter you in the future this is the only place where i've heard professional talk between a ATC and an aircraft

It's been a while since I genuinely laughed to the point of near-incontinence on a KZfaq video. Well done!

In flight meal for rental Cessna 172 is s Capri sun, banana, and the choice between a giant ass rice crispy treat or a giant ass Hersey kiss.

airforceproud u deserve more than 500 k subs because your comedy is high brow I’m will never have a successful KZfaq channel but you deserve more than you have I watched most of your videos and they have gotten better so keep doing what your doing and making more people laugh

Amazing. Absolutely love watching your videos BOSSMAN. Keep doing it.

"birds are birds" man I frickin love this channel

Birds? Really? I didn't see them since I started playing 7 years ago

XD “I like submerging” also 2019 anyone?

·who are you anyway. you not my father". that shut me down for 12 minutes. my god! that was beautiful, the amount of tears streamed...

"Sorry misclicked radio, roger" LMFAOOO

1:35 that sounds exactly like _me!!_

You are so lucky I am not a billionaire - because sir, I would have given you a million dollars to continue doing what you are doing.

0:08 The tower windows were actually cracked.

I really enjoy airforceproud' videos. Lots of fun! Thank you sir!

Direct to the blog

I think that news chopper should've done a coverage of itself....

If you look closely 8:18 you can see a balloon do some very legit maneuvers

Love that you knew all realism was shot to hell and stopped using proper terminology 2 minutes in... lol 😂😂😂 great video like always Airforceproud

I went from being deathly afraid of heights to watching flight simulator videos... Which led to actual flight and flight instruction videos... Which has now led to me attempting to figure out where I can train to be a GA pilot. What the fuck is wrong with me?

Air biscuit... love it

"Air Biscuit?" that line absolutly killed me XD

This is the most entertaining thing on KZfaq

not first

The sandwich guy had me dying!🤣🤣

As always, great video EarthIsFlat360

Hoping for a part 2. That was hilarious.

I laughed so hard I almost choked and thou up

GroundPound 69 cleared for take off runway 37L.

Idk why but I always like going to sleep to these videos

This is honestly the hardest I’ve laughed in a while

Hi direct this video to the blog, please. Great thanks.

I love waffles

That’s some crispy aviation content you have there bud.

“i like submerging” this is a quote from a legend

"sandwich"

1:44 theres flight simulator X Steam edition for ya the game with terrible physics

I don't know why I can't stop watching

2:40 Possibly the funniest noise I've ever heard a human make