If Airlines Were Honest

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"Because f*** you."
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@jim6070 Жыл бұрын

"Please hesitate to ask" was the best line.

@kyuree Жыл бұрын

I'm gonna use that for any emails now 😆 🤣

@priyankkhadse313 Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@es4628 Жыл бұрын

@deshpandekaivalya Жыл бұрын

The comment is a spoiler.

@MacEriu Жыл бұрын

I would go with " because {beep} you.".

@sylvester5857 Жыл бұрын

“Window and aisle passengers, you’ve made your choice. Move your fucking elbows” 😂😂

@jakehanson216 Жыл бұрын

"we are cashless now, because fuck you" sounds about right

@scratthesquirrel5242 Жыл бұрын

and im literally biting my tongue to not go into conspiracy theorist mode

@connie0613 Жыл бұрын

Awww

@bigtex4058 Жыл бұрын

The middle digit farewell says it all.

@ifhollick Жыл бұрын

Favorite line

@JimAllen-Persona Жыл бұрын

I hear that at stadiums all the time now…. I hate it. MetLife Stadium actually has a few machines that convert cash into a prepaid Visa card. Wonder what they charge for that?

@whip_pan Жыл бұрын

Nikki's voice is so soothing 😭😭

@kingjamesthespartan4010 Жыл бұрын

I’m on love with her one day she’ll be my wife and we’ll have 7 babies 👶

@stophatingeachother9762 Жыл бұрын

Lmao she's done b a fugging goddess

@DanishCamp Жыл бұрын

Its like a different voice entirely

@tippy35075 Жыл бұрын

Right until I remember the crazy gf videos she's played previously lmao

@RearAdmiralTootToot Жыл бұрын

@@tippy35075 the voice cannot be unheard.

@ChristineChern Жыл бұрын

As a flight attendant, I love how respectful this video was lol

@chuckmaddison2924 Жыл бұрын

Have you seen this airline take off. Hilarious. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jNt8f5uYncvSkWQ.html

@mushy111 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely. Also a FA here and this could have been a whole lot more honest lol

@Carlos.Rivera Жыл бұрын

Is true that attendant bang every pilot?

@mushy111 Жыл бұрын

@@Carlos.Rivera Only if they're hot.

@edwardspencer9397 Жыл бұрын

This video is copied from AIB:Honest Indian Flights. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/asx_lLpnpprOZXk.html

@AbsoluteMotivation Жыл бұрын

I’ll take a large number 1 🤣🤣🤣

@92kosta Жыл бұрын

..., two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

@IAmThe_RA 8 ай бұрын

What is that supposed to mean?

@Damatovg Жыл бұрын

I'm a Spirit Airlines Flight Attendant, and that roast got me dying of laughter. Low blow, still funny

@emaayan Жыл бұрын

No idea what that meant

@TheWillvoss Жыл бұрын

thank you for your service. must be rough.

@ytcensorhack1876 Жыл бұрын

Spirit airlines, like con air, but wtout t air marshals

@charlesbrown6581 Жыл бұрын

Just remember that every other American airline aspires to be just like Spirit. They are all getting closer every day.

@bennoreuter4393 Жыл бұрын

What was the roast about, what's so special about Sprit airlines?

@djslip_irie Жыл бұрын

“Because f**k you!” 😂😂😂

@imranahmadkhan1746 Жыл бұрын

THANK YOU for making that point about the "MIDDLE SEAT " passenger ... people need to learn etiquettes most don't have .

@mr.monkei Жыл бұрын

I must say even after all that, I would still choose Honest Airlines over Spirit anyday!

@johnwalker1058 Жыл бұрын

I mean, at least they're honest.

@natepeace1737 Жыл бұрын

Anything over Spirit. They’re just the absolute worst! Never flying them again.

@leopoldpoppenberger8692 Жыл бұрын

or QUAMTAS

@Harikrishnan-oo5df Жыл бұрын

What do you expect for 20 💵

@ellengrace4609 Жыл бұрын

Or Allegiant. Flew them once and thought I might drop right through the bottom of the cheap plane. 😳

@zayshairjourney5499 Жыл бұрын

Should’ve mentioned the idiots who stand up and try to get off the plane the second it lands

@blueyoshi2493 Жыл бұрын

After sitting on a flight over 2 hours best believe I’m gonna stand 😂 my legs are cramped up at that point

@the_bottomfragger Жыл бұрын

Ikr, how do they still not realize they won't be off the plane faster?

@bigjoel3599 Жыл бұрын

Or the idiots stand up to do something or decide to use the lavatory just before taking off.

@sexygeek8996 Жыл бұрын

The other problem is those idiots who stand in the aisle waiting for slowpokes in their row to get up even though there is plenty of room in front of them to get off the plane. Just move and meet the rest of your group after you get off.

@candice1989 Жыл бұрын

I would genuinely appreciate the "what's good dawg?" 😂🤣

@thefurbeastunderyourbed5012 Жыл бұрын

"If the baby refuses to stop crying, we'd be happy to store it in one of our many overhead compartments." 🤣😂 I'd love to see that.

@bettywith2girls Жыл бұрын

Don't forget...for a fee too!

@Jake-jv9ff Жыл бұрын

“Because fuck you” “please hesitate to ask”🤣🤣🤣💀

@anthonyscaletti6071 Жыл бұрын

"Because F you" 🤣Did not see that one coming haha

@MrYaseen100 Жыл бұрын

“Do not make contact with anyone” 🤣 I ALWAYS think this hahaha. Like I’m tryna sleep, stop talking to me when we’re about to takeoff smh

@aaroney132 Жыл бұрын

I think I might be in love with Nikki at this point 🤣seriously, she is one of the funniest women I've ever seen/heard perform. She nails every comedy bit/role she's in!

@DemocracyManifest Жыл бұрын

Yeah join the queue mate, it's a long one

@spidey3448 Жыл бұрын

The train gets longer everyday

@JT0007 Жыл бұрын

I don’t get why Nikki isn’t more famous. She is my top favorite female comedian by a mile. There’s nobody out there even close to her. 🇺🇸

@Alvin_Vivian Жыл бұрын

Her facial expressions are money.

@yari722 Жыл бұрын

As a flight attendant THIS IS HILARIOUS I DIED 🤣👍✈️

@hirdbarding3399 Жыл бұрын

wandering necromanser casts "Reanimate Dead"

@osamaal-humaimidi1481 Жыл бұрын

This has a serious "Honest Government Ads" vibe It's awesome

@3YZ-TS191 Жыл бұрын

That was my thought, exactly. Even the name, "Honest Airlines," suggests that someone's been watching the HG ads.

@akashpaul4143 Жыл бұрын

yeah lol i was thinking the same

@deepakm8521 Жыл бұрын

Well, AIB did it 8 years kzfaq.info/get/bejne/asx_lLpnpprOZXk.html

@kaushikdas47 Жыл бұрын

Can't remember the last time I heard Nikki being sooo chill. 😛

@diamondly6250 Жыл бұрын

😳

@GetForkStabbed Жыл бұрын

Dasani water one killed me for some reason

@net2dev Жыл бұрын

You forgot " Please we will start boarding per group but we already know you aint gonna follow it so please all passangers stand up and make a very long queue line to board, and dont hesitate to ask front counter which group is boarding while youre at it"

@BonJoviMad100 Жыл бұрын

If I was the the person at the gates announcing the flight is boarding by rows. I’d be like “if your row hasn’t been announced, please sit down. Your seat isn’t going anywhere. This isn’t Ryanair”

@curtiswiggins6817 Жыл бұрын

Please hesitate to ask🔥💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@johnnymata3159 Жыл бұрын

At Least You're Not On Spirit Airlines. 😅

@LaLaKnight Жыл бұрын

"At least you're not on Spirit Airlines" I felt that.

@trustme7731 Жыл бұрын

Thank GOD someone finally had the balls to say these things. Now, embroider it on the back of ALL airliner seats.

@nicholaspaladino4493 Жыл бұрын

As an airline pilot I absolutely agree with the baby in the overhead compartment part

@jeromederouette2922 Жыл бұрын

nikki’s super hot in a uniform! and the voice tone is so realistic!

@syyntheticweiner Жыл бұрын

the "Ill take a large #1" as a greeting is killing me lmfaoo

@PiSiCaN Жыл бұрын

As a captain i still like the passangers clapping when we land:)

@lorin70 Жыл бұрын

That's one of the funniest skits you have done recently. Good job, and please put your fing tray table up!

@vgshwk Жыл бұрын

My favorite is when they say they are having mechanical issues when they are flying in a new flight crew or they are late.

@darthhollister01 Жыл бұрын

Honestly this would probably be a successful business model. Like those restaurants where they are intentionally rude to you but it's part of the gimmick.

@dogtrainingmexico Жыл бұрын

Which restaurants are those?...

@darthhollister01 Жыл бұрын

@Dog Training Mexico Dick's Last Resort is the only I know off the top of my head but it's basically a "themed" restaurant but the theme is that they are intentionally rude to you and insult you lol. It's a real thing. I wasn't making a joke

@jamesdewane1642 Жыл бұрын

This has been SouthWest's attitude all along. "You folks know what's going on, so help us out here."

@JT0007 Жыл бұрын

@@darthhollister01 💯 agree. I’d fly the crap out of it. 🇺🇸

@doctordark3527 Жыл бұрын

Dicks and Karen’s lol

@TheTylerRossmann Жыл бұрын

"At least you're not on Spirit airlines..." 😂😂😂

@mszafran51 Жыл бұрын

My favorite parts I agree with are: Spirit is the worst! Watching the movies! Middle seat gets 2 armrests! And, I’d love to pay a fee for the crying child to be in the overhead bin Lol! Great job!👍

@Wiscofella Жыл бұрын

“At least you aren’t on Spirit Airlines.” This could not be more true.

@thisiswhathappenslarry Жыл бұрын

"Window and aisle passengers, you've made your choice - MOVE your fucking elbows😊" lmao 😆 that's great!

@normzilla8122 Жыл бұрын

I was anticipating that finger at the end 🤣

@domdude491 Жыл бұрын

commenting for the algo, pushing the vid out early on

@twisties12345 Жыл бұрын

That was hilarious. One of the best and honest airline parodies yet!

@paterson90 Жыл бұрын

The middle seat is so true, obviously the most uncomfortable seat, let them have both arm rests!

@Castle_Bravo. Жыл бұрын

Refusing cash should be illegal 😂

@rashaadhamilton Жыл бұрын

Nikki is just stunning and talented

@FlyDadda 2 ай бұрын

The Spirit part was the TRUTH 😅😅😅😅

@JT0007 Жыл бұрын

“Move you f’ing elbows” 😂🇺🇸

@supersevenn Жыл бұрын

Nikki's smile and .i. just melts my heart

@untitledkingdom Жыл бұрын

“At least you're not on Spirit Airlines” - I felt that

@justsayingforafriend7010 Жыл бұрын

Do not forget to wear your pajamas and house slippers to the airport straight out of bed!

@3YZ-TS191 Жыл бұрын

"And remember...we are a cashless airline now.... Because, f*** you"🤣🤣🤣. Funniest line in the whole bit.

@svldvc Жыл бұрын

This is brilliant! So on point 🤣

@darkbit1001 Жыл бұрын

Don't forget to force your seat back as fast as possible when meal time comes!

@anna-mariamarkova9584 Жыл бұрын

As an Air Force student ( mgmt. degree), that was spot on 😂🤣😂

@channybsmith Жыл бұрын

"WHATS GOOD DAWG" AHHH THAT GOT ME🤣

@louiscipher2939 Жыл бұрын

I almost passed from laughter at the "gooday ma'te"

@betraid Жыл бұрын

2:00 Imagine asking someting to the personal and get response like this😂

@phillipwilliarms4902 Жыл бұрын

It’s the way he say it…”move ur fkning elbows “😂😂😂😂 dats wat I tell pppl

@richardnedbalek1968 Жыл бұрын

✈️ “At least you’re not on Spirit Airlines!” 😅

@davideaston8314 Жыл бұрын

"We're a cashless airline now" "Because, fuck you" 🤣💀🤣💀

@SkullAngel002 Жыл бұрын

1:27 - "Because f***k you" 😂😂😂

@jsalinas118 Жыл бұрын

Haha

@EdwardJones15. Жыл бұрын

“no clapping when we land” best part of the flight 😢

@ezekielbrockmann114 Жыл бұрын

These two are hilarious together.

@oldgoat142 Жыл бұрын

That was a helluva lotta fun to watch. Thank you for my belly laugh for the day.

@kachi2782 Жыл бұрын

And remember that your tray and window have more dangerous bacteria on it than you can imagine. But this pales in comparison to the toilet seat and doorknob.

@jjeverson2269 Жыл бұрын

Subscribed. This girl is a fantastic actress. Her and Stevie need their own show

@DV_yrme Жыл бұрын

_What's good, dawg?_ 😄😆🤣🤣

@samith5736 Жыл бұрын

‘Do not make eye contact with anyone’ lmao dunno why that’s funny 💀

@user-xl2gz5cm7x Жыл бұрын

Middle seat has the god rights to both armrests

@drumset09 Жыл бұрын

The last time I flew, I was window seat. I'm not a small guy, 5'11 and a little overweight. I had my body contorted up against the side, and was still partly on the middle persons armrest - I was trying. He seemed a little annoyed, and after an hour of flight or so, got up to use the washroom. The aisle guy did some stretches in the aisle, and I sprawled out halfway across the middle seat doing stretches as well. The middle seat guy got back, and I contorted myself against the side again. He didn't seem irritated that I was partly on the armrest in the middle after that, lol.

@robtroller Жыл бұрын

That was good, but I think "Because F**k you!" nailed it!! 😅

@gcoleman18 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂this is beyond Hilarious!!!

@glakhmed Жыл бұрын

I want to play "Stewardess and the Naughty Passanger" with Nikki.

@thor7856 Жыл бұрын

You'll have to wait in line...the LONG line!!!

@johnnyairplane2896 Жыл бұрын

same

@darrell6642 Жыл бұрын

OMG...this is funny as hell. 'And remember we're a cashless airline now...because fuck you'. 🤣🤣🤣

@stephen4763 Жыл бұрын

Nikki - awesome acting. Awesome “ad”. 🎯 What the airline want to say. 😂

@shifty3y3d Жыл бұрын

She gave em the state bird of the friendly skies 😂🔥

@LeBeautiful Жыл бұрын

Another quality Nikki video. Thanks dawg.

@e.l.4860 Жыл бұрын

The airline from hell🤣🤣🤣

@michaelprovost7656 Жыл бұрын

I'm literally on a spirit airline flight about to take off LOL

@Fran28. Жыл бұрын

I would pay to see a flight attendant flip someone off.. LOL 😂😂

@joostvanderlee9569 Жыл бұрын

So brutal but so true🤣

@abduladhlazeez Жыл бұрын

"Ill take a large number one!" 😅

@peterr765 Жыл бұрын

Yo one of the few KZfaq channels that keeps me chuckling throughout. 🔥

@thebigcnel Жыл бұрын

As an airline pilot I find this extremely accurate and not satirical at all

@miguelbilbao1824 Жыл бұрын

Nikki, DAYUM !

@pd9971 Жыл бұрын

If Nikki was my flight attendant we would take a trip to the mile-high club and become VIP members.

@edwardstoever7498 Жыл бұрын

At least you're not on Spirit Airlines! LOL!

@Tristan1886 Жыл бұрын

"because f**k you" 😂

@leylag1466 Жыл бұрын

At least you are not on Spirit Airlines!😂😂

@bossman4401 Жыл бұрын

This is so funny, but kinda true 😂

@user-qy6yn4kl8d Жыл бұрын

Alaska Airlines made their name with commercials like this in the early 80s. It was the time of Fly the Friendly Skies and someone just needed to call bs.