If Airlines Were People

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What if Alaska Airlines, United, Air France, Emirates, Spirit, Lufthansa, and more airlines were people helping you get home?
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@FrankJames 3 ай бұрын

Watch "If Emotions Were People" next! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jZN3ZNGCkt2ofpc.html

@Alystra77 3 ай бұрын

Me:

@gentlewolf 3 ай бұрын

But what should we watch AFTER the emotions clip, Ef Jay?

@theemperorsnake1679 3 ай бұрын

@@gentlewolf that not how it works. you broke the system

@gentlewolf 3 ай бұрын

@@theemperorsnake1679 lemme fix it. Hang tights

@lillianbobrowski4931 2 ай бұрын

Frank James, you should make the elements of the periodic table people next.

@LeiAshNoah 3 ай бұрын

Missed opportunity to make spirit a ghost

@jayeharrison4533 3 ай бұрын

He did great

@TipType 3 ай бұрын

how would you even do that?

@lorenzovillacarairoaza9446 3 ай бұрын

Missed opportunity to just not put spirit in the video

@jeromemcintosh3609 3 ай бұрын

Sounds like ppl who doesn't know that spirit is actually and quite literally the safest airline😂🤣🤣🤣

@WWZenaDo 3 ай бұрын

That would have been perfect! The ghosts of former passengers...

@TheTrainGuy1355 3 ай бұрын

I like to think this video was sponsored by Delta because it was never mentioned 😂

@catherineehlers8115 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I wondered about that! Love Delta!

@raitchison 2 ай бұрын

Easy joke there is a flight from Los Angeles to Phoenix but it goes through Atlanta for some reason.

@eamondillon2182 2 ай бұрын

If you live in the South the comment is that when you die and go to heaven you have to make a connection in Atlanta to get there.

@jdsiv3 2 ай бұрын

@@eamondillon2182 Unless you're going to hell then they route you through Detroit

@ZhangtheGreat 2 ай бұрын

Delta offers to fly any passenger anywhere...as long as they transfer through Atlanta...twice...

@Thehighqueenofelfame 3 ай бұрын

" Why is this flight 18 hours long? ' " Well, actually most of the time it's just sitting on the runway before takeoff. " I am rolling on the floor 😂😂

@malibustacys80085 3 ай бұрын

Certainly Not rolling on the runway

@Thehighqueenofelfame 3 ай бұрын

@@malibustacys80085 🤣🤣

@jasonnelson5745 2 ай бұрын

How it feels to depart out of LGA It's the taxiway btw

@KismetKat11 2 ай бұрын

Yes, especially at DFW (AA headquarters).

@hyun-shik7327 2 ай бұрын

Or it’s just a flight to Perth.

@MissesWitch 3 ай бұрын

The Virgin never flown the plane part is just genius! ^ ^

@DiogoChris 3 ай бұрын

But he's read lots of books on the subject 😂

@AdmiralofU2 3 ай бұрын

I'm curious. Does "Virgin" airlines have a mile high club😅?

@rexisepic 2 ай бұрын

It's virgin Atlantic not just virgin

@deeganvirden2579 2 ай бұрын

@@rexisepicI get am nerd (no kids in class say that but that Say I am smart ) but stop no one cares

@Assadul-Naml Ай бұрын

@@DiogoChris Has seen a lot of *cock* pits on the boeing hub

@FreeBorn5683 3 ай бұрын

As the child of an airline pilot, I can confirm that the “pilot voice.” Isn’t just on the plane. People within earshot probably think I’m deaf when I talk to my dad on the phone because I’m constantly like “say that again?” 😭

@Icry2much._. 3 ай бұрын

THE FRENCH ACCENT OMGG 😭

@shimerrill967 3 ай бұрын

His wife is lucky

@Snarl_Marx 3 ай бұрын

As someone who usually ends up flying Southwest I appreciate the free inflight entertainment. The only airline where it's acceptable, in fact encouraged, to throw a couple elbows.

@myoldusernamewastaken 3 ай бұрын

LITERALLY got punched by a lady on Southwest for getting up to let the elderly woman next to me out of the row. It’s so real. 😂

@marissaj8431 3 ай бұрын

Don’t forget about Spirit 😂

@Snarl_Marx 2 ай бұрын

@@marissaj8431Spirit Airlines: call yourself a pilot and hop in the cockpit!

@LilianaKali 2 ай бұрын

What is this reality?

@trinaq 3 ай бұрын

"The standard leg room is spacious... If you're a baby, that is!" Haha, why is this so accurate! 😂

@tiituvirtuaali6379 3 ай бұрын

I enjoy being just above 159cm (5ft 2.5); I've never had any problems in public transportation. One of the pros of being short.

@Thetruthgirl 3 ай бұрын

@@tiituvirtuaali6379 Yup, same. I’m 5’1

@MaraschinoPenguin31415 3 ай бұрын

Truth! Especially the up charge for extra legroom.

@Azul_akz 3 ай бұрын

Emirates is always the most luxurious but expensive 😂

@lightgriffinsect 3 ай бұрын

real TvT

@Jenvlogs404 2 ай бұрын

Not the best and still felt like a facade

@Assadul-Naml Ай бұрын

The hostesses have the best uniforms, truly unique

@triplej755 2 ай бұрын

For United, you shoud’ve made the guy accept the flight, then United say ‘Great! Oh sorry, we’re overbooked, now GET OUT!’

@owenwexler7214 2 ай бұрын

Hawaiian: "Aloha, brother! Did you forget about Hawaiian Airlines? I got flights from O'ahu to Maui, O'ahu to Big Island, AND O'ahu to Kaua'i! Not going to any of those places? OK, well Mahalo for considering me!" Delta: "I can take you, but we gotta go to Atlanta first."

@henri4046 Ай бұрын

The Delta one is perfect

@logangreer001 25 күн бұрын

Or SLC.

@uk3obeysseme 23 күн бұрын

You forgot Los Angeles... Shockingly, they also fly there, a lot. It's the place Hawaii likes to vacation at. Also, Japan. For the same reason, though I think Japan reciprocates.

@Sutherlinite 23 күн бұрын

Hawaiian Airlines has direct flights to: Seattle, Portland, Sacramento, Oakland, San Fran, LA, Long Beach, Ontario, San Diego, Phoenix, Las Vegas, Salt Lake City, Austin, Boston, JFK, Sydney, Auckland, Seoul, Fukuoka, Tokyo Narita and Haneda, Osaka, American Samoa, Cook Islands, and Tahiti.

@AlizaIris 3 ай бұрын

Are we just gonna ignore DELTA, the GOLD STANDARD of airlines??

@Sunflowertheleafwing 3 ай бұрын

Delta is amazing

@Kassieengberg 3 ай бұрын

Delta is always my first choice

@edupunknoob 3 ай бұрын

Delta probably threatened to sue if they were included. (Though their pre-flight safety videos are stupidly funny.)

@ARTwithsam55 2 ай бұрын

Not much wrong with delta tbh, except the price

@kidflyer838 2 ай бұрын

Skymiles member here, and also they are the gold standard and their safety videos are funny

@SharmClucas 3 ай бұрын

I remember when checked bags were free, they'd give wing pins to all the kids, the flight attendants were super nice and actually attentive, and sometimes the pilots would come back and hang out before takeoff. Back then flying was actually fun. I despise what it's become. On the plus side, no one smokes on the plane anymore, so that's nice.

@Sunbeargirl- 3 ай бұрын

Those were the days! But long flights have gotten noticeably faster now, so there's that.

@ashb7846 2 ай бұрын

That’s because flying is more accessible and streamlined now for more people, like buses for the sky. People forget that flying regularly in a public commercial fashion is still a part of relatively recent history, so of course in the past it felt more like an adventure, as if you were boarding a cruise ship. Sure they’ve cut out a lot of things now, but that’s to make it more affordable. You can still have flights where they treat you like you’re special, you just have to pay for it 🤷🏽‍♀️ Personally I don’t mind shoving a long weekends worth of belongings into a backpack and not be catered to beyond a can of soda if it means I can fly a few hours away for less than $200.

@fairywingsonroses 2 ай бұрын

@@ashb7846 I disagree. Planes literally are busses in the sky, but people treat them like they are some kind of elitist experience where literally everything is an upcharge. My seat got bumped to first class once, and I honestly didn't understand why everyone on the plane couldn't be treated with that level of respect (you are basically ignored in every other class on the plane). I'm afraid to fly with my child after hearing horror stories of children being put with strangers who refused to switch seats. Personally, I do not think it is fair to charge extra to put a dependent next to a guardian, especially since airlines can't guarantee seats anyway due to frequent and last minute delays and schedule changes. Every seat on a plane should be the same (no first or business class). It makes absolutely no sense at all to play class wars in a box in the sky where we're all crammed together and have to share space anyway. It makes no sense to load the front of the plane first and force everyone else to trip over the elite on their way to the back, where only the people who can pay get to sit next to their children (not even guaranteed), and where it's getting to the point where you can't even bring a carry on without being charged extra fees. I don't necessarily think that airlines need to dish out the royal treatment, but a few reasonable amenities, such as being able to check a single bag for free, sit next to your children for no added cost, or simply being treated like a person by the flight staff is not asking too much.

@kretecek_rl Ай бұрын

@@fairywingsonroses I don't think you've flown much outside the US. In Europe, there are many carriers who don't do this (and in the US too, probably) or just charge a low amount of money for seat choosing. The low-cost airlines like Spirit are notorious for this kind of flight experience. In Europe we also have LCCs like Ryanair (and yes, they aren't good either), but there's no need to be angry at all airlines in total, as there are many who don't treat their customers like crap.

@sputnikcaviar5592 Ай бұрын

Southwest is still all that.

@AdorableOracle 3 ай бұрын

Your acting was top notch :) I'm glad Alaska finally got a chance after no one wanted to stay with him in "If States Were People". Awesome job! I love your stuff.

@FrankJames 3 ай бұрын

haha thanks!

@affinity266 3 ай бұрын

The Europeans part was the best 😂 I appreciate the attempt of pronouncing "bottle of water" the British way 😁 Virgin part was hilariously clever 😂

@TheFren 2 ай бұрын

As a German I can assure you no one here sees Lufthansa like that 🤣 they're mostly on strike 😵

@celebrityrog 2 ай бұрын

Bo’oh’o’wa’er

@celebrityrog 2 ай бұрын

@@TheFrenkinda sad since Lufthansa was one of the more respected airlines in recent memory.

@bizmen81 3 ай бұрын

JetBlue should be there as an angry New Yorker!

@kevinnoonan5534 3 ай бұрын

While throwing tvs and strangling people with aux cords

@Adrienne.Michelle91 2 ай бұрын

I was waiting for JetBlue

@bubbles0706ah 2 ай бұрын

😂😂 Jetblue is actually my preferred airline, with Delta 2nd

@Chillforev-dd9wr Ай бұрын

Thank you my dad works for JetBlue and we count on people like you especially after the DOJ blocked our merger with Spirit and even though I don’t like New York I still am glad that the company is sticking to its roots and serving JFK LaGuardia and Newark along with Rochester and Buffalo with amazing top notch service.

@andyjay729 Ай бұрын

Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

@jcumm6867 3 ай бұрын

I wanna see Delta and KLM on here lol

@MarcusCaddock 3 ай бұрын

Needed to have Air Canada in there coming by every 20 minutes to remind you that you are delayed because...something.

@rick2Tails 2 ай бұрын

And telling you that in English and French

@fearlesssockpuppet 2 ай бұрын

What about Porter and WestJet?

@andyjay729 Ай бұрын

You'll have to transfer in Toronto, eh, but we can get you hosers from LA to New York for just $15...hundred. Sore-ry, but that's NOT in Canadian dollars, eh.

@andyjay729 Ай бұрын

@@fearlesssockpuppet Probably the Canadian versions of Southwest and Spirit.

@fearlesssockpuppet Ай бұрын

@@andyjay729 The Canadian equivalent of Spirit airlines would be Flair. Southwest? I'm not sure.

@juliahoffman4954 3 ай бұрын

"I don't want to get ON the plane. I want to get IN the plane!" - George Carlin

@GhostHelwig 3 ай бұрын

When we moved from Hawaii to the mainland, we ended up having to go with Alaska, too, so that hit home. Lol. They were the only ones willing to let me bring my bunny on the plane.

@lemurlover7975 3 ай бұрын

I am glad you brought your bunny along and I hope you are both doing well, your bunny and you.

@GhostHelwig 3 ай бұрын

@@lemurlover7975 Thank you for your kind words! Unfortunately he passed almost two years ago, but he had a long, happy life with us. Still miss him, though. ♥️ I hope you’re doing well, too.

@theemperorsnake1679 3 ай бұрын

dude living in washington i literally know people who work for alaska, and to be honest like a lot of flights i've been on are through them. the door thing was kinda bad though.

@GhostHelwig 3 ай бұрын

@@theemperorsnake1679 I have no complaints about Alaska, they were good to us. Unlike United, who told us I could bring my bunny and then after we bought the tickets they changed their tune and suddenly he wasn’t allowed on board. 😑 The only good thing I’ll say about United is that we found out they’d changed their minds quickly enough that we were able to cancel the tickets before being charged.

@StephanieJeanne 3 ай бұрын

British Airways offers a free bo-o of wah-ah! How could you pass that up? Virgini Airlines" first time.🤣🤣 Hilarious pilot voice, too!😆🙌💜

@FrankJames 3 ай бұрын

haha thanks, the pilot voice is my favorite part

@Thefitty 3 ай бұрын

LOLOL IM A FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHING THIS WITH POPCORN

@user-ny7iu8ij9t 3 ай бұрын

As a pilot for Alaska Airlines, welcome aboard !!

@SailorSetsuna7 2 ай бұрын

*meanwhile somewhere in Europe* *loud thud* "Oh, I didn't know Ryanair was invited."

@ellie.b.e. 3 ай бұрын

The Pilot-speak had me rolling.

@charisamcnair2995 Ай бұрын

😂😂

@trancekingpj 3 ай бұрын

You can tell that Frank hasn't been to Europe because Ryanair and Wizzair never got a mention 😂

@AdorableOracle 3 ай бұрын

His honeymoon was in Italy :-)

@IXScasualty 3 ай бұрын

I flew RyanAi- sorry The Kraft Macaroni And Cheese Planes once and never again

@evilsharkey8954 2 ай бұрын

@@AdorableOracleHis teeth haven’t rattled out of his head from the landing, so he must not have flown Ryanair

@FrankJames 2 ай бұрын

They were both in the script but had to get cut for time!

@Kr0nicDragon 20 күн бұрын

Wizzair? What am I flying to hogwarts?

@ponzfantasmical5715 3 ай бұрын

Very accurate for United and American! United links up with Lufhansa for a lot of transatlantic flights, and they're great together, too.

@MakeWay4CJ 2 ай бұрын

He said "buffet" with an actual "T" at the end! 😂😂😂😂

@-CaptainObvious- 3 ай бұрын

I clicked this faster than your flight can get cancelled

@jaroslaval9159 2 ай бұрын

I loved the French airline changing the mile to kilometers!

@Lightfoot2460 3 ай бұрын

Too bad he didn't meet Delta. That was always my favorite

@JerrBaybEe 3 ай бұрын

"I don't think he's actually saying words--" "You're going to be hearing that every 20 minutes!" Bye Felicia!

@carolnimitz4455 3 ай бұрын

Also love the Mullet on American guy!😂

@ABCEasyas-- 3 ай бұрын

So, is he a rock star?

@jrmetmoi 2 ай бұрын

@@ABCEasyas--from the 80s

@faolan2174 3 ай бұрын

I was expecting a poke at Boeing given the whole controversy around them rn. Kinda surprised it wasn't brought up. "There's no one more honest and trustworthy than us. Our transparency is to die for."

@roryasrorri701 3 ай бұрын

well, FJ dont wanna shoot himself in the head, i think

@evilsharkey8954 2 ай бұрын

They’re a manufacturer, not an airline.

@thecook8964 2 ай бұрын

Boeing should be recognizable thu Alaska skit, door falling off,etc. Alaska uses Boeing 737's

@andyjay729 Ай бұрын

"Fly with us long enough and you'll become just as transparent as us!"

@DayrusBPB 2 ай бұрын

0:18 "Wanna get away? (punk)"

@crowlynna 3 ай бұрын

You know it's an amazing Friday when Frank posts a new video 🤗 Thank you for making our Fridays even better!

@GoldenMediaGirl 3 ай бұрын

So glad I'm watching this right before my first flight in 12 years.

@tirsden 3 ай бұрын

Go watch some 74 Gear. Kelsey will set your mind at ease. Probably.

@noraclaes 3 ай бұрын

I love how you’re so creative!😂 Keep it up and American Airlines is so funny and true!

@IXScasualty 3 ай бұрын

He just needed to say “YOU are why we fly” and imitate the creepy as hell safety instructions video. Edit: After watching that 6 times in one trip, I’ve had enough

@fakshen1973 2 ай бұрын

British Airways: there was a spot of fog on the runway this morning. There's going to be a 3 delay on your connecting flight. Three hours? No three days. We've also lost your luggage. But in three days you'll be safely arriving in Vancouver. My destination is Las Vegas. Was.... unless you want to wait another 12 hours to change your flight on a computer system we haven't updated since before the BBC Micro came out.

@LaurelsChannel 3 ай бұрын

The French Mile High Club made me literally laugh out loud.

@terri2494 2 ай бұрын

That was funny. I laughed out loud when it was followed by Virgin Airlines.

@hadiza1 3 ай бұрын

Why are you brandishing a weapon 😹💀

@TomBomb259 3 ай бұрын

Don’t forget that Spirit somehow always manages to take off late

@theemperorsnake1679 3 ай бұрын

bro where did these steryotypes come from.

@Sunbeargirl- 3 ай бұрын

And everyone claps when they land because it's a miracle.

@thecook8964 2 ай бұрын

Flew Spirit. Airbus nice plane On time. Attention to safety. Unlike Alaska flight

@zombiedodge1426 2 ай бұрын

"Welcome aboard. And for those of you who said you'd never fly with Spirit again, welcome back."

@StarLyn.x 17 минут бұрын

Nah it's either late or cancelled

@Livlovbts 3 ай бұрын

Yep either you risk your life or your wallet when you fly lol! Love all the airlines! The pilot slurring took me out.😂

@_TheIlluminator_ 3 ай бұрын

Spirit would lack the spirit.

@Artistic_CMR 3 ай бұрын

Kept thinking “where’s Delta?” 😂

@androidaxolotl8311 18 күн бұрын

Delayed, probably.

@ChickenNugget8905 3 ай бұрын

Love your skits!

@rhysswimmingandgymnastics 2 ай бұрын

2:46 “Come awnnn” 😭😭😭

@ajkon7081 2 ай бұрын

Come AWWWWUUUHHHHNNNN

@dawnreneegmail 20 күн бұрын

right‼️

@avianna7738 3 ай бұрын

KLM-“You can bring your pet or service animal, but ONLY if you verbally confirm that you’ll leave them there to die in case of any emergency. Now say it! SAY IT!”

@andyjay729 Ай бұрын

They'd be a hippie. "Dude, try our inflight meals. You might say our desserts are...'special'."

@tyrant-den884 3 ай бұрын

Airbus: "Oh, wow, there's just two of us?! That doesn't feel right." Boeing: "Agreed; you'll have to die." Airbus: "NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST!"

@stephenparallox 2 ай бұрын

If you have ever had the pleasure of flying from Newark to Toronto, there is Porter airlines, which get's delayed every time a snow flake appears... "Porter Airlines: We'll get you there!............ eventually."

@peepworld Ай бұрын

"Bottle of wata" got me rolling on the floor. 💀💀💀

@ThatDiamondGuy1565 2 ай бұрын

You should make If “Railroads Were People”.

@eggyt1153 3 ай бұрын

1:32 as a brit myself, i can confidently say i have no idea what a boh-oh-oh-woh-oh is

@evilsharkey8954 2 ай бұрын

Bottle of water with the Ron Weasley accent, whichever one that is.

@eggyt1153 2 ай бұрын

@@evilsharkey8954 thank you

@zuzumontague 2 ай бұрын

You should’ve made the Spirit guy sound like a mafia gangster.

@ecoRfan 2 ай бұрын

I could imagine United saying “if you don’t like it we’ll drag you for no extra charge”

@dawnreneegmail 20 күн бұрын

😂

@rad4924 3 ай бұрын

I'm surprised you didn't include Qantas. "Strewth mate, we're the only airline in the world that's never crashed a plane before!"

@Ggdivhjkjl 3 ай бұрын

Actually they ruined that record a few years ago sorry to tell you.

@Zaft_K 2 ай бұрын

QANTAS is still the king of airlines. They treat every passenger like royalty.

@andyjay729 Ай бұрын

"And all we had to do was watch our main rival collapse in corporate incompetence and become a monopoly!" kzfaq.info/get/bejne/r9uFZ9Cil5OmZac.html

@damiandarc8643 2 ай бұрын

That’s why I go Delta when I can. Lufthansa is actually pretty good internationally too.

@Baseds__Backup_Account_3 3 ай бұрын

If Frank James was an airport, there'd be a lot of women out there that would land on it, ya know, lol.

@NYCGlamDork 3 ай бұрын

I’ve heard some women say he’s kinda cute. If you like handsome men with green eyes and a lovely smile.

@mellow-3059 3 ай бұрын

Me: ok, gotta study, no distractions-- Brain: a StRanGer's CoMe tO ToWn

@MetaGiga 3 ай бұрын

My dad travels frequently out of the country and as a kid, I would go on an airplane at least once a year (within the US, but still definitely more than usual). I mainly used Delta, American, and Southwest. This was so accurate it was sad I’ll update when my dad watches it.

@MetaGiga 3 ай бұрын

My dad’s response: “lol”

@cremecaramel4820 3 ай бұрын

I'm french and the part in french was hilarious 😂 Good accent by the way

@ramenwayfarer 3 ай бұрын

As a Cajun, Air France speaks to me, mon ami.

@anthophyllite 3 ай бұрын

You didn't even say something against Lufthansa xD

@canibefrank803 3 ай бұрын

The music was absolutely spot on, as was the mullet, and when the brawny-sultry-Bri'ish army of Europeans appeared on the scene, I couldn't keep it together any longer. 😄 Thank you for making us smile, sir, I love your videos!

@MotorcoachTony 2 ай бұрын

This is HILARIOUS!!! 😂 As an airline crew member, you had me belly laughing. GENIUS!!! Love all your videos. Thanks for making us laugh. 👍👍

@ronanaviation9520 2 ай бұрын

Alaska: And you don't even have to fly the MAX. Our OTHER 737s were delivered when Boeing actually had good quality

@RosenRotInk 3 ай бұрын

Love it. :D Of course, the German Lufthansa comes across as rather aggressive. Why does everyone think we Germans are like that? 🤣 Yes, we're on our toes... but... yeah... I don't think Lufthansa is a bad choice. :D Greetings to all A German INFJ

@evilsharkey8954 2 ай бұрын

I had layovers in Frankfurt. Your airport people were rather aggressive!

@jrmetmoi 2 ай бұрын

1930s and 1940s The End

@RosenRotInk 2 ай бұрын

@@jrmetmoi I know the world think we are just like that. 😅 That's really sad.

@Strickalator 2 ай бұрын

Lol. I just flew southwest, didn't experience any one fighting on my flights, thank God. But leg room was the best for an economy flight. You're totally right about UNITED though, regular seating is BRUTAL

@Zaft_K 2 ай бұрын

I have always had good flights with Southwest.

@e.h.buchmann23 3 ай бұрын

I swear, I've flown with that pilot on many occasions...eerie!

@kalinadesseaux8011 3 ай бұрын

That dad sense of humor shirt

@jessicakim9821 3 ай бұрын

“Yes,…chief?” never sounded so eerie & friendly at the same time, lol! 😂 Not sure why, but that last line from Alaska Airlines really made me chuckle. :) What a great character study of these airlines!! Another knock out of the park! 🎉

@holleighlordel1575 3 ай бұрын

The segue from Air France to Virgin 🤣🤣🤣 so glad I’m a frequent flyer of this channel! 😆

@ZendeyaWinter-tz3ue 3 ай бұрын

The American pilot's accent killed me 🤣. The heck was that gut saying 😂

@jdogg_1228 28 күн бұрын

This is so accurate I was rolling on the floor with the spirit “made of cardboard” part 😂

@tarazieminek1947 2 ай бұрын

Missed opportunity for United to break a guitar.

@DaniellaTousson 3 ай бұрын

I have flown a lot, and this is so perfectly accurate. The only one you forgot was KLM

@jeromemcintosh3609 3 ай бұрын

As a spirit flight attendant...I have to let it be known us we charge for everything.... however we still are and will always be number 1 in safety...literally no other airlines can make that claim😁😁😁😁

@thecursed01 Ай бұрын

United not just beating him up was a missed joke

@krownzilla 2 ай бұрын

I flew Southwest once several years ago. It was a 7 AM flight and I got to the airport around 4:30 AM to give myself plenty of time. Everything was fine until they sent a notification that my flight had been cancelled after I checked in.

@anneliesvantwesteinde7613 3 ай бұрын

Choose Lao airlines, when the plane drives away for take-off the ground staff will line up and bow and wave to you. It is the only airline that will make you feel so appreciated.

@dawnreneegmail 20 күн бұрын

Wow, servitude at its finest, namaste crew💁🏼‍♀️

@what_equals_42 3 ай бұрын

At first, I was hoping to see QANTAS. Then, you did an English accent for British Airways, and I realised I probably shouldn't want to watch you try an Aussie accent. 😂

@Ggdivhjkjl 3 ай бұрын

He'll be right mate.

@CarpenterQuota Ай бұрын

Spirit's new catchphrase: Fly with Spirit airlines where we turn you into an actual spirit

@dawnreneegmail 20 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@davidtaylor9999 2 ай бұрын

Lufthansa: “Fly with me if you want to live!” 😂

@pearlg6411 3 ай бұрын

I would have to fly American just to hear the pilot...love the hair, brother!!! 😂😂🤣😂

@IXScasualty 3 ай бұрын

It’s ACTUALLY all that. I can NEVER hear what they’re saying!

@lisa_gay 3 ай бұрын

That eagle screech every time American came on screen!!!🤣

@missrobinhoodie 3 ай бұрын

A free bo-oa o wo-oa is definitely nice 🙌🏼

@TheMCNanno 2 ай бұрын

I’m thankful I’ve never had a bad experience with a airline

@natashabrown4790 2 ай бұрын

Took an international frontier flight that ended up being 3+ hours delayed. The airport workers at our destination were commenting to each other that they would never fly frontier. You know it's bad when the airport employees refuse.

@chat4783 3 ай бұрын

Air Koryo : If you are looking for a stress free flight, choose Air Koryo, where you can experience ancient soviet aeroplanes and best of all we never have any accidents since 1983. This is a joke.

@Starfruit079_YT 3 ай бұрын

😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣

@machintrucGaming 2 ай бұрын

I mean... They never had any issues since 1983.. Kinda makes them one of the best...

@Starfruit079_YT 2 ай бұрын

Wait

@Starfruit079_YT 2 ай бұрын

This is a real airline?

@machintrucGaming 2 ай бұрын

@@Starfruit079_YT Yes it is !

@littlejim13 2 ай бұрын

could have added two ghost mocking like those two old men in the muppets labeled Pan-Am and TWA

@andyjay729 Ай бұрын

Pan Am: Didya hear Spirit is buying Alaska? TWA: No, I didn't! Pan Am: Yup! Now they can tack on an extra charge for the door staying closed! TWA: Still sounds less violent than a Southwest flight! Both: DOH HO HO HO HO

@XSemperIdem5 Ай бұрын

Spirit adding a charge to sit inside the plane is giving U.S. hospital bill vibes. Also I think the American pilot just got back from getting his wisdom teeth removed and is still chewing on the gauze plus loopy from the meds.

@TheClassics01 22 күн бұрын

United: “the leg room is spacious…if you’re a baby!” People who’ve flown United: “that’s a f***ing lie! My baby was cramped in their own seat!” 😂

@76ers 2 ай бұрын

1:56 - "I've never done this before. I'm a Virgin"

@PhireJoy 3 ай бұрын

This was a good idea. I don't know why but "the rest of the plane" being in air (no pun intended) quotes was the funniest part.

@coreyoz 2 ай бұрын

The metric joke killed me lol

@juliemay9295 3 ай бұрын

"BO-ULL A WOR-AH!" hahahaha. Love it.

@nataliegivan8726 3 ай бұрын

United and their upgrading for more legroom/pay more for “preferred seating” 😂❤ Southwest used to be one of the best until the delays and lost luggage fiascos

@ravijit9 3 ай бұрын

ARE WE JUST GONNA FORGET ABOUT SINGAPORE AIRLINES!? THE MOST NORMAL AND AFFORDABLE ONE-?!

@andyjay729 Ай бұрын

"Yes, we can get you from LA to New York...via Singapore, lah. But the Singapore-New York flight is the world's longest, lah! Talk about bragging rights, lah!"