I laughed at my mom's 80s hair then she said "just wait till you tell your kids you applied highlighter above the tip of your nose" I feel attacked now

"Nevermind what color flatters you. Just do blue." 😂

Eighties girl here. We used toothbrushes to brush our eyebrows up. Charlie perfume was our poison of choice. We used the thin barreled curling iron to make tight curled bangs but the rest of our hair was permed and frosted. We were taught that eyeshadow had to be layered in threes. One color for the lid, one color for the crease and another color up to the eyebrows. God bless us.

I graduated high school in 1989, this video is ON POINT.

Now I know what the kids mean when they say, "I feel attacked."

Most people who recreate 80s do a stylized version of it that nobody actually wore. But this? THIS is exactly what people looked like! If I opened my high school yearbook, half the girls would look like this. For someone who wasn't there, you NAILED IT!

Most of us didn't wear false lashes back then. We just wore 5 layers of mascara and kept applying more throughout the day.

As an 80's teen...this is scarily accurate. I kid you not, you recreated my sister's 11th grade yearbook photo. To be fair though, we were making fun of it back then too. I mean, there's a fine line between teased mall hair and hair that defies the laws of gravity. 😂

The one dislike is from Cyndi Lauper

My Millenial daughter found my old Glamour shot and asked “mom wtf is this?” Yeah it wasn’t my greatest moment.

By me being an 80's baby, this video will NEVER cease to amaze me. I watch it at least twice a week.

1984 Senior- I had this hair style only teased about 5” higher, way over-permed, streaks of blonde and so much frizzier. (I was a ‘fox’’ back then.) About 8 girls would be fighting for the mirror every single high school break to reapply our cheap Maybelline eyeliner in extra dark black warmed up with our lighter. (After smoking a quick cigarette of course.) Oh the 80s. 😂

As an authentic 80's teenager, I approve this video. Totally bitchin'.

"never mind what color flatters you just do blue" why was this true before😂

This is beautiful. I had glamour shots done and they used my picture as one of the big display pictures. It was a bad bad day when you had to use Rave instead of AquaNet. I wasn't allowed to wear makeup, but I would sneak it to school and put it on at school. Now my daughter is 80s obsessed, I gave her big crimped hair for her 8th grade picture this year.

okay but those glamour shots are INCREDIBLE. 😂😂

I need that “nOt EvEN...! hE'S a dWeeB“ as a ringtone

My sister was a teenager in the 80s and she still does her makeup like this.

Jaime I wish you would start doing these again; even if it's every so often. Love this series of If Beauty KZfaqrs existed in different time periods. This was super creative. I almost miss you putting on makeup and reviewing movies. I get why u stopped wanting to do it though. Hope you will consider bringing back this series though! 😉😉

Girl you got that shit down, I used to back comb the hell out of my hair trying look like Madonna and wear the same crazy makeup thinking I was the bomb 🤣🤣

In 30 years, kids will be laughing about highlighter, contouring and matte lips.

I was a kid during the 80s, but I do remember that the “cool” adults looked like that.

I come back from time time to re-watch this awesomeness of a video, and "rouuuuuge" and "it's not gill-y enough!" get me every time 🤣

I graduated high school in 1987 and the accuracy of this was frightening. And I had to pause the video at the hairspraying the sides into gills...my best friend and I did that exact method every single day. Amazing.

Not gonna lie, my mom still looks like this. Blotting her lipstick is so important to her, that, in the early 2000s when I was learning how to do makeup she'd randomly tell me "Go blot your lips! You forgot!! They're so shiny!" while was wearing lip gloss.

I love how this accent is like 27% Jennifer Coolidge lmao

i love how she broke character just for half a second when pinning her bangs up and laughing at them 😂 so cute

I would kill for a whiff of some Loves Baby Soft. My mom always made sure it was on my dresser... I would use it and it would just magically appear new.

You should do one from the 50's lol those ladies were SERIOUS about their hair and makeup 😂

“they were all out of Aqua Net so I had to use Rave... It’s not holding” I showed all three of the videos to my mom and she said it was scarily accurate.

That "rouge" editing is gold🤣❤

Jamie thanks for doing this one! Brought back some embarrassing but also great memories. I graduated in 87 and I swear my senior picture looks just like you! I used enough Aqua Net to ruin the ozone layer single-handedly. The big hair, bright pink blush and the blue shadow was on point! With me and my friends we all used this god awful frosted pink Mary Kay lip gloss. One of their Moms sold it I think. I wish I could post my glamour shots picture on here. It’s atrocious but for some reason the Glamour Shots studio liked mine and posted it in the store. I had no idea until one of my friends saw it and called me. She said “Oh my gosh they have your pic up on the wall!” Like it was a big deal lol. How embarrassing but back then I thought it was so cool.

Is it just me or does she almost sound like *Jennifer Coolidge*

My mother was a teen in the 80s and this is how she expects me to do my makeup now

Very accurate and your "Glamour" Montage SCREAMS 1987 Teens!! My sister sported that LIONESS hairdo, on the sideburns and it was so PETRIFIED from all the FROZEN GEL to keep it that way!! Jem and the Holograms, Belinda Carlisle, Linda Hamilton, Kim Wilde, Debbie Gibson and Barbie and the Rockers 80's LOOK!!

Late to the party but you totally NAILED the 80s!!!! SO funny! (sequined jacket needed shoulder pads: 2 giant kotex pads would work) ❤️

The slo-mo soft focus glamour shots have me gagging 😂💀

I'm gonna tell my kids this is Nikkitutorials

This actually made me laugh out loud. I can't say that for many videos in general. Also, I love all things 80s (born '87 myself). Awesome video. 👌

OMG I've never laughed soooo hard! I was an 80's gal. Graduated in 87. We didn't do the fake lashes around here but who knows about NY and LA. Just wait 30+yrs and see what's said about your generation! It's actually THE BEST because you can NOT believe those were the trends and I actually wore them....but with my hair in a super curly crunchy perm 🤣🤣🤣

Having severe flashbacks to my senior year in High School. Went to an all girls Catholic school so the only time we could even attempt any of these looks was at our Friday night dances with the local boys high school. “The higher the hair, the closer to God...”

She’s killing me with her faces I can’t ....and this video needs an award. Please .

Now that you've rebranded, I feel like more skits with this character would be amazing.

We can blame global warming on the 80's and early 90's.

"NOT EVEN! HE'S A DWEEB!"

We need more of these makeup through the decades tutorials.

When you yelled “my gill” I literally laughed out loud and choked on my sublingual medication. You literally are giving the same advice my aunt Cindy gave me in 1989 when I was 6. This is why I don’t know how to put on make up!! (Well I actually do now because I’ve learned by watching you but in high school?- yeah lol it wasn’t good)

“You don’t need to do any preparation to your skin” Me, a guy: *”I didn’t know girls did that in the first place”*

Say what thou will, but at least the 80's style wasn't boring

That "I come home" lives rent free in my head. I'm getting ready, it's "I come home". In driving, it's "I come home"

I literally found out I have Covid four days ago. I've been in isolation for 6 now. Thank you for making me laugh (...though it hurts to laugh) but thank you so much. I needed this.

I have watched this one way more than I should and it always cracks me up when you do the "rouge" part! Yep. This was definitely the 80s.

The green screen home triggers such a sense of nostalgia that for a brief second I could smell a mix of cigarette smoke, coffee, the awful plastic/glue/dust combo those couches always smelled like (tiny bit of weed) and warm cookies...

idk what yall are talking about this being cringe worthy , this is the funniest thing ive seen in weeks especially the cindy lauper part 😭

When you send your mom a video because you have a feeling she'll think it is hilarious and find out she is WAAAAY ahead of the curve on all things Jaime French. Apparently I was late to the party and mom didn't even have the decency to send me an invitation, thanks mom.

I just started watching your videos last week. This one, "If Beauty KZfaqrs Existed in 1987" popped up as a suggestion and I laughed so hard, I've been watching at least one a day, if not 2 since. The "Rouge" ....girl I spit my glass of sweet tea out. Went everywhere. Desk, wall, floor, ceiling. And the accent...You definitely reminded me of my 80's school friend who was from Minnesota and then the bloopers just made me laugh even more when you mention Minnesota. I had to watch this one again today. I don't know how long you've been doing this, but I am so upset that I didn't find you sooner. Thank you for what you do.

It kinda makes sense why cocaine was selling so much in the 80s

Okay i get that a lot of old trends are coming back but if this comes back I will cry.

For being 10 years younger than me, you sure do pull off all the 80's stuff really great. I love all of your characters. Youre a hoot.

This video is hilarious. My niece sent this to me and said Auntie this reminds me of you. I never laughed so hard. It's so accurate. Freaking crack me up. I miss the '80s. Great times man LMFAO 😂

Lol so this is why my aunt does her makeup like this. The hair blush everything lmao

Sent this to my mom and asked if it was accurate and she said “😁pretty close but more blue eyeshadow and the mascara should be the color electric blue too, I had that.”

Loves Baby Soft! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 This took me back to senior year of high school! We all smelled like Loves Baby Soft, Gloria Vanderbilt, Lauren or my fave Anais Anais. 😂😂😂😂

Loved the glamour shots! I thought those were embarrassing when they were popular and definitely never did any! This was hilarious!

Now Imagine the “being a teen in the 2019/2020’s” future video having all these e-girls makeup

That “I Come Home!” Took me OUT 😭😭

“This covers all my yuckies.” 😭😂 “ROUGE ROUGE ROUGE” I CAN’t 😂 God bless oml ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Me: *doing heavy eyeliner* My mother: you put way to much make up for you age Also her when she was from my age:

I have to think about how in 40 years all the slang we use and makeup trends today are gonna seem as goofy as this

LMAO I kept dying when you would randomly belt out "I COME HOME"

I loved this I’m 20 so 80s was before my time but this is awesome and it made me laugh how I kinda do my makeup like that now especially with the blush all up in my eyes, also you sounded like Jennifer Coolidge and that was amazing!!!

I graduated in 1987 and you nailed my sister's 9th grade glamour shot picture. Who the heck referred me to your channel my God you made me spit out my coffee.. Guess I'll check out some more of your videos.. Thanks for the giggle.🤣🤣

Nobody: Not a soul: Absolutely not a single creature: Jaime: *“i CoMe HoMe”*

My mom still did this shit to her hair every single day until I finally said enough and I paid (quite a bit of money) to take her to a real salon and have them fix that sphinx shit. It's been like 2 years and it's like she is aging backwards now, she looks like a totally different person and people compliment her all the time

I love this skit 😂 more please Milk it, you are hilarious. I want medieval makeup tutorials, 60s mod and hippie, 1920s etc. thank you for the laughs

This made me laugh so hard I cried! Most of my friends that had glamor shots done, did those exact poses

It's going to be hilarious looking back at the contouring and eyebrows trend. 'Now you're just gonna wanna paint your face so it looks Nothing like your real shape.' 😂😂

This reminds me of that time my mom, who hasn't worn makeup in 10 years, wanted to put some on for a night out and being the makeup fiend in the house I tried to help her, and she brushed it off like "I know how to do my makeup I've been alive for more years than you" and then proceeded to apply a shimmery lilac in her crease with a QTIP lmfao

4:01 i think every pop star in the 80s had a picture like this lol

As a child who grew up in the 80's, I totally love this ;) Esp. the part where you spray yourself with Love's Babysoft perfume lmao. Awesome video!

Someone mentioned 80s goth here and I, as a current goth, would DIIIIE to see you do a goth makeover

“Not even, he’s a dweeb” will be the new national anthem. I don’t know how, or why even, but I will make it happen.

I found your channel about a week ago and I've absolutely devoured your channel. Mmm delicious content 🥰 You're so funny and you deserve millions of followers

3:23 I literally lol'd when you shortened the bangs. That face. You are seriously hilarious!

That's... disturbingly accurate. Source: I was a teenager in the late 80s.

In the 80’s we wore our blush like a stamp in the hollows of our cheeks- in burgundy. We would do our make up at work because that way we could borrow my friend’s Lancôme stash. It looked great in a dark club but I looked like a smacked ass on the train ride from work to home. 😃. Eyeshadow was a blend of lilac and pink with jet black mascara. My hair wasn’t frizzed like a lot of girls but it was set with hot rollers. I made a big old wave out of my bangs and sprayed the shit out of them with a product called Shpritz. It could hold a 3 inch high flip over my forehead until I washed it out the next day. I thought I was hot shit. 😂

The facial expressions, the vibe, I needed this today 😂

I’m new to your channel and I am so glad I found it. This is TMI but I’ve been in a funk for a while bc I lost my mom 3 weeks ago. I came across your makeup and movie videos and I went down the rabbit hole. You’re fucking funny and I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. These videos are fucking RAD

I hope I never forget the "Rouge, rouge, ROUGE, RoUgE" montage. Applying blush is going to be so much more fun with that sound track. XD. And those gold lips really bring the look together!

As someone who was a freshman in high school in 1987, you nailed the look. I knew several girls who had that look back then. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg this is a hidden gem vintage JF video and I'm so thankful to KZfaq right now for showing it to me 💚💯

I don't know why but I died laughing at the Grey Poupon line lol. Also, I had a bottle of Love's Baby Soft back in the day, that & also Exclamation, Malibu Musk, & Designer Imposter's spray😂

I was a preteen in the 80s and let me tell you, blue eyeshadow and Asian mono lids were NOT meant to go together!

OMG. This is absolutely accurate except for one thing. You should have used the terrible little sponge applicator for the eyeshadow!

The “come home” made me lose it every time

Jaime, you are doing an 80's - mid-late 90's look. I was born in '76, I'm down with that! 😘

The Midwest accent is PHAT

Bro this looks just like every picture of my mom from that time ever

I know this post is from 3 yrs ago but I just wanted to say that I always found that the best way to get the solidified hair-at-weird-angles look was to use a blow dryer & douse in hairspray at the same time. Kept my fringe vertical for a whole day!