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@eshanieramdhan3168 2 жыл бұрын
Hiiii
@musicmaker1753 2 жыл бұрын
I love you so much
@heartsqueeze9347 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god 3rd to reply
@skjskjskjskjskjskjskj-_-9105 2 жыл бұрын
Hiiiiiiii
@amelijasmail583 2 жыл бұрын
Hello!
@aet3rna828 2 жыл бұрын
kris be like: you girls are all so dirty also kris: instantly understands every single one
@russtavares6855 2 жыл бұрын
I had the most trouble with the corner of the chair one. Wat?
@TamWam_ 2 жыл бұрын
as an aroace girl, i didnt get any of the dirty ones. like the chair, or the showerhead (idek if that was dirty), etc
@russtavares6855 2 жыл бұрын
@@TamWam_ Confirmed, showerheads on pulse feel good.
@redninjakitty14neko26 2 жыл бұрын
@@TamWam_ id say same but when i was totally aroace (im on the ace spectrum now) ijust didnt know what the feeling was cuz it certainly wasnt for anyone LOL
@captainwowei5705 2 жыл бұрын
@@russtavares6855 I didn't understand the shower head one, and the last with the pillow
@bethnowak3721 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “your outfit looks cute as hell today” Me in a hospital gown: “I’ll let the hospital know you approve”
@Light__yagamii1 2 жыл бұрын
Omg.. I hope u feel better soon💜
@adacelebi2178 2 жыл бұрын
get well soon 💜
@zarahensley8158 2 жыл бұрын
I was in my school uniform and I was thinking the same thing!
@izzyjackson8501 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@Raevens_freedom 2 жыл бұрын
@@zarahensley8158 same!
@Lynn_ADHD.redhairlife 5 ай бұрын
The "🦋🦋🦋Butterfly's between my thighs" got me😂😂😂😂😂
@milostinkybreath5182 2 ай бұрын
It was the laugh afterwards that made me die laughing😂😆😂😆😂😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
@scribblegamer2047 2 ай бұрын
What is that video about I dont get it
@AlexisFox-qi3by Ай бұрын
She be ridin
@scribblegamer2047 Ай бұрын
@@AlexisFox-qi3by alr
@charlesturnupity 19 күн бұрын
dudes get that too
@matthewpollick5908 7 ай бұрын
I'm a male and understood about 98% of this, probably mainly because I have 3 sisters. Thank you Kris and keep doing what you love
@jaidennfernandes3666 3 ай бұрын
I have one so i kinda understood a decent, but my head hurt😅
@ddiver2200 3 ай бұрын
tell me, what is done with the bench?
@Bestieboo6 3 ай бұрын
@@ddiver2200Tell u when ur older
@DumbAssPear 2 ай бұрын
Same here
@Bestieboo6 2 ай бұрын
@@ddiver2200 ummm
@MiaFreeman-ps7pq 10 ай бұрын
Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today." Me in my pajamas: 👁👄👁
@marieanderson8715 9 ай бұрын
Me right now😂
@Grakigurl 8 ай бұрын
Literally me
@jennylewis248 8 ай бұрын
me too
@frog_bean 8 ай бұрын
TOTALLY NOT ME-
@CraftyFrogs 8 ай бұрын
Same
@barrythorlakson9767 2 жыл бұрын
As not only a boy, but a tall boy, I was deeply confused by how much joy it brought me to be called a short queen.
@emily.999 2 жыл бұрын
💀
Жыл бұрын
as someone who used to be a boy i love being called queen
@captain_cuddles Жыл бұрын
@ doughnut queen 😉
@the.wanderers.shadow Жыл бұрын
Egg moments do be like that sometimes.
@sarahmorris200 Жыл бұрын
Ok I now love you
@Ava_611 3 ай бұрын
The “Drinking, eating, suckin-“ really got me..🤣
@StraberryPlatypus 2 ай бұрын
Drinking, eating………sucking 🫦🤣🤣🤣🤣
@veronicabowen 5 ай бұрын
I love how Kris always compliments her viewers even if she might be having a bad day 😊
@thebloxburggirl5246 2 жыл бұрын
“Shelly we have to call the police. This woman is doing parkour and talking to herself. She’s going to kill us in our sleep.” Got me dying 🤣
@laylagomez3048 2 жыл бұрын
my neighbor has actually came to the door because they were concerned cuz ig while cleaning up outside they saw me doings.....stuff climbing/balancing on the fence to get to the roof to get stuff off then jumping of.........multiple times while talking to myself and laughing like a maniac ;-;
@traitor.glitches5302 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed at this and my headphones are in my sister yelled at me whatever your watching isn’t even that funny :|
@Noxxy_ishere 2 жыл бұрын
@@laylagomez3048 i have done that once and uhm i broke my leg-
@laylagomez3048 2 жыл бұрын
@@Noxxy_ishere i-ummmmm hold on I'm trying to be sympathetic........r u okay? lol anyways i did get hurt hence y i was laughing like a maniac....their was lots of blood ;-;.......anyways if u try that again i hope u land on smth to break the fall and not ur legs.
@ur.favorite.phia. 2 жыл бұрын
@@laylagomez3048 Layla many people have possobley clled the police on me multipal times while I sing Super Bass and climb like 80 foot trees... 0-0
@starrnanigans6402 2 жыл бұрын
I recently learned the pillow between the knees feels so much better because it actively helps keep your hips in alignment by preventing your legs from causing any strain on them. Like if you’re laying on your left, your right leg’s weight is applying pressure to your hip, and vice versa for laying on your right. The pillow keeps your “upper” leg parallel and elevated just enough to remove that problem. Something the chiropractor taught me and it’s definitely helped!
@heyyp6511 2 жыл бұрын
oh thanks! I never actually knew that I just did it cuz it's comfy 😂
@its_me_luv6941 2 жыл бұрын
I did that w my blanket 😂
@CactusKitty42 2 жыл бұрын
The more you knoooow. Ya I'm trying this tonight.
@lisavlogss 2 жыл бұрын
ive never tried it but hey, it sounds beneficial and cmy so imma do it tn
@missydec-tawney4061 2 жыл бұрын
Cooollll
@L26exxus 3 ай бұрын
“Your outfit looks cute as hell today” Not me in a hippo onesie, nope not at all 😂
@user-hx8eb7yv7p 3 ай бұрын
woah your twinning with @user-rd6vf5vt9v
@Kawaii_Boke 3 ай бұрын
I get you so much cause I'm in a t shirt and underwear
@kirstyb14232 2 ай бұрын
I'm in a dinosaurs onesie
@amandajay9058 2 ай бұрын
Kris complimented our outfits, yet, here I sit, on the toilet, no less, in track pants, a tshirt, and slides that dont match my outfit, lol! I love me some Kris!
@Kiwicatofficial 6 күн бұрын
Me just in pjs rn😂😂😂😂
@Kawaii_Boke 3 ай бұрын
I was reading through the comments and it warms my heart so much to see men in there as well enjoying all of this
@FallBookWorm 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, same 🥰
@josephgofaonekgabanyane3042 Ай бұрын
Bro fr
@demonprinceofspuds731 13 күн бұрын
As a man, I appreciate you saying that. Plus, some of it was kinda relatable to the fellas as well. But really, I feel like most people are here because we simply love Kirs' content and will watch whatever she puts out happily.
@semi. Жыл бұрын
Kris: “your outfit looks cute as hell today” Me chilling with just shorts on: “Not really an outfit... but thanks?”
@oliviaseaver9420 Жыл бұрын
I’m wearing a tshirt from my school and a pair of pj pants
@lilacmoon3626 Жыл бұрын
It is 2:11 am for me so I’m just wearing my PJs
@StarryNightSky481 Жыл бұрын
Me with just a bra on: Um Kris?
@IDontLikeHandlesWithNumbers Жыл бұрын
That one guy fully naked: Glad you like it!
@InservioLetum Жыл бұрын
Hey some people DO look cute topless, believe it or not! I mean I certainly don't, but you might! :)
@Khlo_Mo 2 ай бұрын
9:38 The way Kris says "Don't touch my phone" is just hilarious to me 😂😂
@thechosenknight.2677 18 күн бұрын
I'm a dude with long hair, i know exactly what you mean by the rubber band thing and the hair band thing. The hair band thing is especially bad because i have chronic urticaria, which can cause my skin to swell under pressure. The glasses out of hair thing is really painful as well
@LydiaLove49 2 жыл бұрын
"I feel so bad for the short girls now... short QUEENS!" 💖I'm crying. How can some people NOT like Kris? She literally makes life worth living
@luka-madelenskjong6623 2 жыл бұрын
IKR :DD
@poppykeller7261 2 жыл бұрын
That would be me!! I find it SERIOUSLY hard to reach ANYTHING in my house since everyone else decided to be tall. :))
@toddflanders9541 2 жыл бұрын
I used to call my little cousin (female) queen and princess and would play games where she is in charge and I was her servant
@toddflanders9541 2 жыл бұрын
I am a male by the way
@markjake7262 2 жыл бұрын
Just short people in be general. I am a man and cursed with being 5 '2"
@vencomaredon8150 2 жыл бұрын
as a guy who was raised by predominantly women I understood so much of this and I can't stop laughing😂😂😂 I'm sending this straight to my mom she'd love this
@isaacbrown1536 2 жыл бұрын
same
@alexbielen9195 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@zamaanraza 2 жыл бұрын
same
@critzibletherainbowknight322 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@dregan7057 2 жыл бұрын
Smae
@emiiiii4715 7 ай бұрын
Ok, I can't be the only one who absolutely loves Kris's voice like it's so, so perfect ESPECIALLY when she doesn't try ❤❤❤❤
@Catsarebetterthendogs. 6 ай бұрын
Kris:your outfit looks cute as hell to day. me: covered in dog and cat hair in my pjs
@Angel.dust_the.crimson_gremlin 2 ай бұрын
My cats on my lap rn!!! lol she’s sleeping but she’s breathing SO LOUD 😭
@R2debo_ 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kris for complementing me literally every time you film. Not a lot of KZfaqrs actually do this. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
@daphnecharles8153 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah i feel u. I am also in pjs so yeah.
@NotSureIThink 2 жыл бұрын
wat
@ainequiney6358 2 жыл бұрын
Soo true
@erlingskeim477 2 жыл бұрын
you are so right
@staceysmith9162 2 жыл бұрын
It’s her M.O 😂
@jasminemaherelgohary8151 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "And your Outfit looks cute as hell today!" Me: wearing pajamas while wrapping myself in a blanket, this state is known as "the angle of depression" Imma get out of my comfort zone, bc you Kris made my day < 3 thank you ever so much ❤❤ (Edit): OMG THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH GUYS FOR THE 1K LIKES, I LOVE YOU LOTS 😍 ❤ 💕 💗 💖 ♥
@elisabett4841 2 жыл бұрын
omg same tho
@starzz.xx3516 2 жыл бұрын
Omg same.
@randomanimationsthe1st 2 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@cadencemoffat4277 2 жыл бұрын
me all the tme
@merryncook1457 2 жыл бұрын
I was wearing my pjs and dressing gown when she said that 😂😅
@user-ue6yv6gg4h 3 ай бұрын
'"And in the morning! You can propably amputate your arm... and not feel it" LMAO
@paneth8466 6 ай бұрын
"Is there a monster under my bed?" Voice under bed: "No" "Understood."
@Itachisgirl1996 Жыл бұрын
"If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church." With anyone of these tik toks and I got all of them the pillow between the knees has helped my hips a lot
@juliyacollins4418 Жыл бұрын
She sounds exaclty like her tho doesnt she
@Itachisgirl1996 Жыл бұрын
@@juliyacollins4418 she does which is awesome
@ngl1553 Жыл бұрын
This quote is so over used ...it's no longer funny
@Xihnic Жыл бұрын
As I man I feel the need to tell my brethren of your supernatural abilities while trying to get a rubber band out of my hair. Sorry to inform you of this tragedy, but I cannot keep it a secret
@emma-raehinson115 Жыл бұрын
@@Xihnic No one can know the truth, the ones that do must keep it to themselves or be punished by death
@Itz_GlitchyAsh Жыл бұрын
I love that Kris includes Jay in these and makes sure he is known. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone include their editors in their videos this much :)
@camila1925 Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen it frequently in Brazilian videos but it is rare to find this in other nationalities for some reason
@Dragonlord13 Жыл бұрын
markiplier does
@InservioLetum Жыл бұрын
Wait is he not just her significant other?
@Cjiscj777 Жыл бұрын
Oompaville and Tara are my favs XD
@Galiant2010 Жыл бұрын
Simon Whistler (has many channels, Biographics, Geographics, Today I Found Out, Brain Blaze, etc) is ALWAYS talking to/about his writers and editors. To the point that there's a running joke that he keeps one of them, Danny, locked in the basement churning out edits for minimal food.
@Samandcolbyfanzzz 4 ай бұрын
The girls in my 2nd period were (for some reason) comparing makeup supplies bc they're cheerleaders, and this dude was holding one of the girl's eyelash curlers, and she said (fake name) Girl: "Race give me the eye lash curler!" Race: "the what???" Girl: "THE SCISSORS!!!!" Race: "oohhhhhhhhh here u go" Girl: (a tad pissed) "thank you!" it was one of the funniest things i have ever witnessed.
@No_Name_Aj69 2 ай бұрын
That's funny😂
@amymattaliano7634 4 ай бұрын
When you said the thing about rubber bands in the hair and how they used to pull, I had a flashback to a friend of mine who used to use binder clips to hold her hair back. I have no idea what happened when she pulled them out. But I have a feeling it wasn't good.
@ShadowedDemise 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “Your outfit looks cute as hell today.” 🥰 Me: *only wearing boxers* Oh, well thank you for noticing. It’s not much. I just kinda threw it on. 🤣
@hollywilliams8908 2 жыл бұрын
@@arayaelder4092 I'm here in jogging bottoms and a shirt😂
@hayfahazzazi6656 2 жыл бұрын
i'm in pyjamas and she said that i laughed 😂😂
@mrfrogkingg 2 жыл бұрын
I'm wearing what Kris is wearing but in pink.
@hollywilliams8908 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrfrogkingg oooooo prettyy
@multifandom__mattheoriddle1438 2 жыл бұрын
@@rosesonmygrave9290 same pjs for me
@hynjinnlvsflix Жыл бұрын
“Your outfit looks cute as hell today” *Me in a literal narwhal onesie*
@randoposts420 Жыл бұрын
omg i want one so badd!!!
@roseatkins7864 Жыл бұрын
Fairy bread tee
@rangefromtblt4047 Жыл бұрын
That's probably actually really cute.
@trevorrodgers-gray2010 Жыл бұрын
cute🐟
@sipurh2o Жыл бұрын
She described it perfectly
@ChloeSiobhan 2 ай бұрын
Props to Kris for the “Racons” and the scene from Holy Grail 😂😂😂❤ fugg I love you!
@AlohiOpheliaR 6 ай бұрын
Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today." Me literally with a blanket on my head: atleast you approve
@addict69420 2 жыл бұрын
Kris is the kind of person to always try to make people's day, despite if her day isn't as good as she makes ours. 😀
@orantilley 2 жыл бұрын
@@Instabruh.User.. bruh
@youaremybias2030 2 жыл бұрын
Kris sounds like the kind of person to look at a piece of crap and yell “is anyone gonna eat that?” And not wait for an answer. I’m joking btw lol
@Hal_Creeper 2 жыл бұрын
Very true
@catherineperez1005 2 жыл бұрын
Omg yesss 100% I love her so much. She always makes my day with her youtube and tiktok videos
@judyjumaa1115 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: I like your outfit Me in black tanktops: Thnx👍😂
@pennyherron09 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “…i’m loving your outfit today…” Me: **Watches while in the shower**
@rkstarling8687 2 жыл бұрын
I was in pajamas 🤣
@inkylace7045 2 жыл бұрын
@@rkstarling8687 same
@angellystarry 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being in a bikini
@kiamari7098 2 жыл бұрын
@@rkstarling8687 sameeee
@sabshoneybee 2 жыл бұрын
@@angellystarry Bikini's can be cute though
@DragonsHeirs 5 ай бұрын
“Your outfit looks cute today!” Me in a my melody onesie: 🥺☺️ well thank you.
@Teagan_vball18 2 күн бұрын
Kris “your outfit looks cute today” Me “I’m in the bath”
@Thatonegirl_Ella Жыл бұрын
The fact that I'm only wearing a oversized hoodie with nothing else on and Kris is like: "you're outfit is cute as hell" is just wholesome to me. Love you Kris!♥
@bdubs3563 Жыл бұрын
Ayo
@jellzie_is_a_bean Жыл бұрын
@@bdubs3563 It's comfortable-
@Buckaroni Жыл бұрын
Same❤😂
@user-oh5pp5kh9i Жыл бұрын
thats so weird so am i
@MorganMakesThings Жыл бұрын
Donald Ducking is a vastly underrated fashion choice for those who are not planning to go out.
@TheKyleBrah 2 жыл бұрын
The "secret" use of a Shower Head to women is as "secret" as the conspicuous lotion dispenser on the man's bedside counter.
@cedricsgryfindor8637 2 жыл бұрын
Ya nasty
@KatzWorldOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
It’s for their dry hands duh 😂😂
@Dinocakes420 2 жыл бұрын
@@KatzWorldOfficial yes ofc
@KatzWorldOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dinocakes420 😉😇😂
@jakshzhshs3295 2 жыл бұрын
What else
@arohiabeywardana5415 4 ай бұрын
Kris:”Your outfit looks cute as hell today.” Me Naked:👁️👄👁️
@Strawberry_Shortcake011 4 ай бұрын
wha......
@_lLexa_l Ай бұрын
Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today." Me in a oversized shark shirt and hot pink shorts: "Thank you, I was thinking about changing my shorts."
@Animateddemigod Жыл бұрын
The fact that i am a girl and didn’t understand a good 80% of these 😂
@dmgrosas Жыл бұрын
I don’t get them either!
@almalittle4773 Жыл бұрын
I felt out of the loop as well. 😜
@juliyacollins4418 Жыл бұрын
Your too young
@Alexandrias_adventure Жыл бұрын
Same
@Animateddemigod Жыл бұрын
@@juliyacollins4418 probably 😄
@TheDarkknight9000 2 жыл бұрын
Not a woman, but I get most of these. Side note: the pillow between the legs when you sleep, helps quite a bit with knee pain.
@kalabafunga5878 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@jujuh.3491 2 жыл бұрын
Yep also with back pain homie
@thatdudeluci1839 2 жыл бұрын
This guy gets it!
@tabortoothtiger7580 2 жыл бұрын
Like Juju said, it helps with back pain as well. It keeps your body aligned in the way it's supposed to be, therefore, keeping your spine aligned, ergo no more back pain. lol
@kermitisgodd2946 2 жыл бұрын
Bro yeah everyone does it
@Profbaatz235 6 ай бұрын
only been following your channel a few weeks by now, only found this now but its hilarious as .... thanks for the good laughs. you're making people laugh even a year later ;) greetings from good ol germany
@ilyuall 3 ай бұрын
why does this comment not have any likes?
@qwerztu_kpop 5 ай бұрын
I love you sm, kris! You’re so sweet and kind and funny you bring me so much joy! :D
@silkwingsbluefanyay3759 Жыл бұрын
Kris:”your outfit looks cute today!” Me: “I’m a wearing sweat covered tank top and pj pants, but thank you!” It really made my day. Whenever I watch Kris’s videos, I feel 1 billion times better.
@mustspreadtheweird7172 Жыл бұрын
Grl, tank tops and sweatpants are just *chefs kiss. Rock em
@ketas Жыл бұрын
while i wear just my skin...
@so_im_tired Жыл бұрын
while i am wearing pjs that i've been wearing for the past week because i am a sick pathetic creature
@krystalirvine5171 Жыл бұрын
@@ketas Me too
@Allan_aka_RocKITEman Жыл бұрын
@@ketas >>> Yeah, I am laying here with just my eyeglasses and wristwatch...😆
@lisajones1438 2 жыл бұрын
12:55 "if he can't handle YOU, at your Fartest..." Quote of the day! Lol
@splosionsmcgee 6 ай бұрын
dude, avacado cuts are a landmark of life.... my left thumb is still missing feeling along the outermost edge from mine!!
@Katniss233 9 күн бұрын
"IS NOTHING SACRED" GOT ME FUCKING DYING☠☠☠💀💀💀
@crescentmooncreations7004 2 жыл бұрын
Kris always looks so pretty, but today she looks drop dead gorgeous! I spend 3 hours getting ready for a pageant and I don't look that pretty. And the fact that she takes the time and effort to compliment us every single time she sits down to film is incredible and unique. She is my one-stop therapist. She should be an inspiration for all content creators. I don't think y'all know how much time and effort she must spend on every video and script. She truly is not appreciated enough so... THANK YOU KRIS AND JAY!!! Y'all do so much for so many people and everyone should like the video, subscribe, and turn on notifications for the queen of comedy👑
@mayeczka1 2 жыл бұрын
3 hours?!?! I bet you look like a snacc as soon as you awaken from your slumber. To give you a bit more confidence you should see me before I have my morning tea/coffee.
@dcarroll888 2 жыл бұрын
DRRROOOPPP DDEEAAADDD BEAUTIFULLLL😍😍😍😍😍
@CourtneyTunbridge79 2 жыл бұрын
Well said 👏
@polaarj4064 2 жыл бұрын
simp alert
@tjena_mors115 2 жыл бұрын
Love this! We need to appreciate the queen 👑 💅
@Melanie-ww4yk 2 жыл бұрын
Kris is literally the best, nicest, prettiest, and funniest. She must be protected at all costs. Thank you Kris, for always brightening our day. ❤️
@erinmcarthur1844 2 жыл бұрын
I loan right!❤️😊
@kapowaiwarrior2899 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with this comment, Who wouldn't agree
@takutherat502 2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@ryetea400 2 жыл бұрын
Idk. I cut myself with an avocado is a GREAT icebreaker
@musbacintia8984 2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to be VERY.CUMS.DATE youngboy is my idol. Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day
@jessielynncharboneau4780 3 ай бұрын
Kris you make me laugh so much. Thank you for being you ❤
@TreasureBooPhoenix Ай бұрын
"Your outfit is cute today" me in an outfit that is literally so cute WELL WELL WELL
@queer.blonde9987 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that she compliments us every video, does youtube, has another job, makes videos alot, and so much more is just amazing.
@musbacintia8984 2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to be VERY.CUMS.DATE youngboy is my idol. Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day
@esss9 2 жыл бұрын
Plus she has tiktok and other socials
@Not_Txsunamy 2 жыл бұрын
your profile picture is amazing
@queer.blonde9987 2 жыл бұрын
@@Not_Txsunamy oh thanks
@queer.blonde9987 2 жыл бұрын
1k likes omigosh r u kidding me that's alotttt
@richardburr4934 2 жыл бұрын
As a guy, none of this is secret nor sacred when you've grown up with a sister or cousin with no shame. A girl that's willing to put her cards on the table, enables a guy to understand a woman's point of view very early in life.
@johnwalker1058 2 жыл бұрын
I was the opposite. Some of those kinds of topics are "hush hush" in my family, so I only learned about such things in recent years thanks to the internet teaching me through memes, videos, and posts.
@omaravina7729 2 жыл бұрын
Also a boy
@nate25 2 жыл бұрын
im a boi ig... i couldn't follow most of this video
@richkarter1916 2 жыл бұрын
my whole family was girls, dad and grandpa are the only guys who i actually lived with and saw on a normal basis and dad grew up with four sisters so nothing was really secret in my family either
@allanforssberg 2 жыл бұрын
Not only girls do the toilet paper one
@SulliaLivyn Ай бұрын
Kmk is literally the best! If I'm having a bad day, all I gotta do is watch her videos and I end up p*ssing myself laughing each time! 😂 Thanks for being so frikken awesome Kris x 😊💕
@the_Ha2b1N.H0t3L 5 ай бұрын
i love your merch Kris!! i have the duct taped heart shirt, the im fine crew shirt, and the put me in hell tee shirt i wear them everyday
@Ennio444 Жыл бұрын
The paper in the toilet doesn't prevent noise, it prevents Poseidon's Kiss.
@Giratina871 Жыл бұрын
It prevents both I guess. The noise from the faucets to dampen the sound of the drop, as well as prevent the splashback
@fallen.embers Жыл бұрын
Ohh😂😂😂
@maya_gotlost Жыл бұрын
True tho
@yokaescorner Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂Poseidon's kiss, hilarious
@geekpunk5159 Жыл бұрын
those tingy splashes and the fear that mosquitos are there biting my ass
@user-ek6wp2jw6v 10 ай бұрын
I am a guy, I did love this but understood very little of it. So you ladies do a very good job of hiding these little secrets.
@YourAlive_ 9 ай бұрын
Ur gentleman :) yo also lit up my day :)
@ItsAzureandAurora 9 ай бұрын
Quick question what parts did you understand I'm just curious lol
@Sascha_Oneill 8 ай бұрын
Lmao, i imagine your face trying o understand these things 😆
@CrazyKidPapaya 8 ай бұрын
@@ItsAzureandAurora I don’t understand the controller thing, AND I DONT WANT TO 😢
@ItsAzureandAurora 8 ай бұрын
@@CrazyKidPapaya It's best that you don't find out I'm ✨traumatized✨ Like most girls don't do it boys are gonna think we're so weird 😭
@kimhuskey3691 Ай бұрын
Her saying: "And your outfit looks cute as hell today!!" Me in my pj's "😩My fit is so nice😩"
@Goose_lover77 Ай бұрын
"Me in my pjs" No my outfit is not beautiful😂😂
@kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: Compliments everyone on their outfit. Me: Sitting here on end of week 3 with Covid and after effects in my unmatched sweatshirt and pants while feeling a bit better because of the compliment. You're absolutely stunning in every video, looking both comfortable and ready for a red carpet event in the drop of a hat. I'm certain I understood most of these as a guy and I'm certain that videos of Kris watching boys secrets would be equally understandable for Kris and audience. Thanks a lot to Jay for the excellent editing and overall great job! I'm so happy to see you healing well Kris! I saw an tips video on avocado recently where the trick was to after the first cut along the stone trough the widest parts. Take the half with the stone, 2 fingers on the cut surface with a finger on each side of the stone and push on the skin side with the thumb on the stone to get it out. Take care, stay safe and enjoy yourself all!
@Haeliebug 2 жыл бұрын
Oml this comment is so underrated come on people give this dude some props for this beautiful fuggin essay of a comment
@arson_atlas 2 жыл бұрын
@@Haeliebug give it some time, the video was uploaded only about an hour ago
@Gatacorp 2 жыл бұрын
Im just wearing a blanket as a hoodie while i drink beer and try to forget i have neon orange hot roots and no money to fix them, and toothpaste on a huge sit on my face lmao
@sarahsninjachannel 2 жыл бұрын
Feel better
@-.annie.- 2 жыл бұрын
Periodt 💅
@starfire9450 2 жыл бұрын
Everybody's talking about Kris but can we talk about editor Jay and how his cameos just makes the videos funnier. He needs a raise XD
@bi_horse_girl246 Ай бұрын
Kris saying your outfit looks great was the confidence i needed (I've spent the past hour trying to decide if i actually looked good in my outfit)
@Grace-wm7eg 16 күн бұрын
Kris: Shelly call the polie me: rolling on the ground 👇
@stephaniespicer6834 8 ай бұрын
"Is nothing sacred?" I am dead! 😂 AND a Monty Python clip. ❤
@stayofthesky5472 Жыл бұрын
Kris: "WHY IS NOTHING SACRED" Also Kris: "School be lit tho"
@Fakeslimshady07 Жыл бұрын
This is the kind of stuff that needs to be taught in school
@Hi.im.me_ Жыл бұрын
XD
@askaristorm9069 Жыл бұрын
Frrrrr
@cassiraffe8939 Жыл бұрын
What does the corner of the chair mean? 😅😭
@THEMASTER10121 Жыл бұрын
😂
@MeenaSophia 2 ай бұрын
ilysm kris, u got me with the down and out shit 🤣🤣
@AJaymes91 2 жыл бұрын
The hairtie on the wrist one though! Mine leaves red marks on my wrist, instead of taking it off, I just move it up or down thus getting more marks on my wrist. My coworker saw my wrist and immediately quietly asked if I was okay, she was really concerned. I looked down at my wrist and understood, I said "Oh, yes! It's just from my hairtie!" And showed her. I appreciate her for caring though!
@nightowl2276 2 жыл бұрын
omg same once I asked my guy friend (who has a wrist 2x the size of mine) if he could just wear my hair tie for a bit to stretch it out. I now have that one plus 2 others on my wrist and I usually have 2 on me at any given time
@enitsujmortensen9394 2 жыл бұрын
Awe that's so sweet! I actually am a recovering self harmer, so I get weird looks often. But that is amazing!! We love her ❤️
@Panda72021 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I always get anxious that someone will think I've been self-harming, or that someone has hurt me; when I remove a hair tie from my wrist. We're okay...we're all just tired of having our hair in our faces when we have things to do.
@mathewcampbell2875 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a guy and I understood almost 100% of everything I saw, mainly because I was raised by 4 women ( mother an her 3 daugthers) and I always had a fair amount of female friends to explain these stuff to me🙂
@thespicychicken7774 2 жыл бұрын
You were taught well...
@jpkp65 2 жыл бұрын
do you sleep with a pillow between your legs too? it's so comfy even as a guy.
@happyflake4552 2 жыл бұрын
I really respect people like you who don't make a big deal or act grossed out by normal female things. Thank you
@josie3956 2 жыл бұрын
you understand the loofah thing?
@thespicychicken7774 2 жыл бұрын
@@happyflake4552 agreed, thank you ✨
@Darcy.dogxxx 3 ай бұрын
the second one i was laughing my head off bc i was thinking abt my bff and then you made it so nice and sweet
@islandrebelmakeup4653 5 ай бұрын
I’m 5ft and the short ones are so accurate. I have to do this shit so often I don’t have time for step stools or ladders.
@darkthief 2 жыл бұрын
It pains me to say that despite being a male, I understood almost everything that was shown. Did think on a few. I'd love to see Kris react to things only guys would know and be confused.
@Jasmine-Bailey 2 жыл бұрын
You should be very proud of yourself. I am female myself and I did not get a lot of those 😅
@ProductOfChaos 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jasmine-Bailey same girl- same 😅
@thekakan 2 жыл бұрын
Same. I too understood most of these. ~~I blame the internet~~
@jessiegamer355 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jasmine-Bailey tbh yeah
@tearl42 2 жыл бұрын
I got them all, but I’ve been married for a long time so yeah…
@Liv_ful 7 ай бұрын
Bro I blushed so hard when she said that my outfit looked good today because today is the first day I’m wear one of my boyfriends hoodies and I love it
@katherinesullivan3826 6 ай бұрын
Kris, Your so awesome ! Keep up the great work 💜
@ciaramc 4 ай бұрын
I be climing up those tall shelfs just to get snacks 😂🎉
@kashishtaneja8318 2 жыл бұрын
You can actually feel like you could be friends with her in real life. She's always soo sweet and genuinely lovley nature. Love your videos Kris 💜💜
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
Awwww thanks love ❤️
@kashishtaneja8318 2 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm gonna cry noww 😭😭😭 whatt I actually got a reply!!
@cookietrixgacha3466 2 жыл бұрын
Yas
@aToxicFlower 2 жыл бұрын
I really wish I was her friend tbh…even tho I’m barely even a teenager I still wish it *me only having half siblings and half step-siblings be like*
@i_sleep-forever7804 2 жыл бұрын
@@aToxicFlower I have 3 half siblings and one siblings
@sarahrutledge1710 7 ай бұрын
I’m watching this with my brother and he surprisingly gets everything 😂
@Musicdemons-fv1yd 6 ай бұрын
Kris: your outfit looks cute as hell today” Me only wearing a towel: 👁👄👁
@the_notebook_artist 4 ай бұрын
..........that's me but make it a duvet
@theravenwizard Жыл бұрын
I got literal chills as I felt my depression surrendering under the weight of all this positivity that I don't understand. Seriously, thank you. Made my day in a handful of seconds.
@Morana-mori Жыл бұрын
That’s wonderful, and I hope you stay positive! If you ever need to talk to anyone for any reason there’s lots of people who are willing to talk on insta or Facebook or even some KZfaq videos you can watch to make you happy if you don’t wanna talk to people
@vicquesadilla2276 Жыл бұрын
Let your depression be fought and defeated!! You got this
@Splatinum69 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@lordmoncef5494 Жыл бұрын
If a ytber saying basic stuff made u day i bet u have a really privileged life
@theravenwizard Жыл бұрын
@@lordmoncef5494 Maybe so, but it doesn't make it any less true that it's the most positivity I face on a daily basis.
@robscott583 Жыл бұрын
kris never fails to make me smile. her smile could light up a room
@user-nh3ss2bz1u 5 ай бұрын
so true
@K.rose.w 6 ай бұрын
I am literally at home sick in my pj’s 😂
@Viperion44 23 күн бұрын
“Butterflies between my thighs” got me😂😂😂
@fraz8170 2 жыл бұрын
for a tiktok actor who rose to fame through toddler impressions and alcoholic lesbian skits, you've really nurtured such a kind and welcoming community with the most chaotic foundations possible. love it. know that every time you compliment us in a video, a few thousand compliment you back
@foy5051 2 жыл бұрын
"alcoholic lesbian"🤔......🤯😂😂😂😂
@foopadr9076 2 жыл бұрын
cringe
@ThechapmansENA 2 жыл бұрын
well when you put it that way...wow...just wow.
@dei_licious 2 жыл бұрын
Slaps 5 Compliments 4 I don't get people who talk like this
@md1748. Жыл бұрын
@@foy5051 Janet and Katrina, her characters
@WimpyGamerGirl 2 жыл бұрын
Something guys don't know... 90% of the time when we cancel a date saying "I feel sick" it's because we are depressed and feel ugly. The other 10% is because we are on our period (which makes us feel ugly and depressed). If we cancel for any other reason and don't make new plans within a couple days it means we're undecided about wanting to date you period.
@russtavares6855 2 жыл бұрын
And that’s my go-to, too. “Oh, you can’t do X day? Ok, YOU pick a day when you’re ok with it” …and now we’ll know if it was an excuse or a reason. Question answered.
@gastrodonenjoyer999 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you , I didn’t know that.
@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans 2 жыл бұрын
yeah i say that to my friend a lot whenever she asks me if i wanna facetime, my camera is always off at this point 😐😞
@alliejensen5003 2 жыл бұрын
No now your telling them the secrets😢
@devonmeyer2135 2 жыл бұрын
I love my girl no matter what she thinks she looks like she is beautiful
@declanwittkowske7128 6 ай бұрын
4:30 as a dude with long hair, but thick hands/wrists I can't put them on my wrist my hand will dye, but I have started like wrapping them around my finger once or twice and wearing them like rings so that works
@gk_the_weirdo 2 ай бұрын
0:07 OMG I WAS WEARING MY NEW PAIR OF PANTS WHEN YOU SAID THAT!!❤❤❤
@saikizuckerberg5004 2 жыл бұрын
"Milk helps chest grow" Me, 32B who drinks only milk religiously: Something's not adding up...
@Bryonychan 2 жыл бұрын
Yoghurt’s better! Pro tip from someone who got rushed to doctors at age six because I had a ‘lump’ on my chest (one of them was growing faster than the other) and after many reassurances that I was fine and just growing prematurely, they were told to cut my yoghurt intake and I still had an A cup at age 10 and was a D cup by 12 😅 specifically chocolate yoghurt 😜
@Rosewolf29 2 жыл бұрын
Me, a 40C who doesn't drink much milk: don't worry, you ain't missin' anything but annoyance and pain when jumping or running. XD
@rachel-hx3ic 2 жыл бұрын
i love the saiki k. reference but saiki zuckerberg is really cursed and i dont ever wanna see him again
@Rosewolf29 2 жыл бұрын
@@rachel-hx3ic how so?
@pinkpeachblossom 2 жыл бұрын
me, 34G who has exclusively drank almond milk since i was in middle school: Nah this is just wrong. can I donate mine to a lady in need?
@Tasonir Жыл бұрын
For the avocado scar: tell people "I once fought an avocado and lost". If they like it you can always add in "But you should have seen what happened to the avocado!" One of my best lines :)
@ryasnipes6068 Жыл бұрын
Dito... cut my left index finger. I'm stealing that line! :)
@gilaoberman9282 11 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@AStray2385 2 ай бұрын
Kris: "You look cute as hell today" Me: just had a meltdown over math revision
@user-cu9oe1tg2h 5 ай бұрын
Jay is use to it by now I love your video
@ilovemilife1327 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that I'm a girl and didn't understand more than half of those tiktoks😀 Anyway thank you Kris for making my day again with your wholesomeness (even if I was confused af-)
@annamccubbin500 2 жыл бұрын
Same, I think I got the road one, not so much the pool one, or the chair one
@FreyaofCerberus 2 жыл бұрын
@@annamccubbin500 See i got the (first) chair and pool one but not the road one. Haha i guess no experience is truly universal.
@ilovemilife1327 2 жыл бұрын
@@annamccubbin500 I got none of those😂 I didn't understand the road one until Kris kinda explained it and even then I couldn't relate😭
@ilovemilife1327 2 жыл бұрын
@@FreyaofCerberus could you pls explain those because I'm so lost😭
@That_girl_tia 2 жыл бұрын
Literally!
@A-lee_ 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: Your outfit looks BEAUTIFUL today! Me who’s wearing a care bear onesie as a 15 year old: aww shucks, thanks kris, you’re so kind KEEP DOING WHAT YOURE DOING!! You make me so happy. I’m so proud you try to make us happy even when you might be in pain (not talking just about the avocado cut) love you! Have an amazing day you and jay!
@yourcringelord 2 жыл бұрын
The cringe lord thinks it is ok to wear the care bear onesie as long as you feel comfortable in it. The cringe lord hopes you enjoy the jammas.
@she_ismort3893 2 жыл бұрын
Bro that is literally me everyday 24/7 always in pajamas (unfortunately not care bear wunzies). nd then my mother gets mad.
@ratgod_ 2 жыл бұрын
you're never too old to wear onesies they're comfortable and cute :))
@scarletonyx8507 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sick in bed wearing my plain jammies and I wish I had a care bear onesie. I’d kill for a grumpy bear one cos he’s my fave. My spirit bear if you will.
@lexithedreamer67 2 жыл бұрын
I am 25 and wear a stitch jumpsuit...so..uh.. xD
@LaVadaBrickey 21 күн бұрын
The *sigh* Is nothing sacred!? Really got me
@drroyalbleu7021 Ай бұрын
0:07 As a farming man, I really appreciate you telling me my oil-stained work clothes look cute as hell. Thank you 😊
@austriae 2 жыл бұрын
I think we all owe Kris and Jay a big "Thank you" for the effort they put in these videos. Thank you Kris for always complimenting us each video and making our days brighter! Thank you Jay for making these videos so fun and your effort!
@CrypticTv5 2 жыл бұрын
Y.E.S
@jellywatkinson6353 2 жыл бұрын
@@CrypticTv5 I accidentally prssed the translate button & it said, Yes. It. Is
@CrypticTv5 2 жыл бұрын
@@jellywatkinson6353 thats funny,it was ment to be claping not abrefed lol
@annapowell9203 2 жыл бұрын
Jay needs a raise for that "tis but a scratch" joke
@lilalakes968 2 жыл бұрын
That was a good movie
@feather5385 2 жыл бұрын
Ah the holy grail, the good young days bcs i'm only 14😅😌💅 (i have the coconuts at home...)
@cool-aidmaaan3646 2 жыл бұрын
I love Monty Python
@user-dw6uk8xe2e 4 ай бұрын
As a 5 foot 2 girl the mirror one is so true . I have to go on my tippy toes 😂
@Gacha_Gurlies 6 ай бұрын
Thank you kris for appreciating my stained, second hand, dinosaur PJs ❤
@stayclown-fb3jz 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "and your outfit looks cute as hell today!" me, who just came out of the shower wearing a towel: "...thankyou m'lady..."
@zandramagabe2187 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@5000chickens 2 жыл бұрын
literally same haha
@graynano8695 2 жыл бұрын
😂 I was watching in the 🚿 hahaha
@nautilys6960 2 жыл бұрын
“All short girls know this problem”. Me: being short and thinking it would be being used as an armrest by my “friends”
@ghost-ue5ft 2 жыл бұрын
Im that "friend"
@nautilys6960 2 жыл бұрын
@@ghost-ue5ft at least now I know my ‘friends’ aren’t the only ones who treat people like furniture lol
@christamatta4671 2 жыл бұрын
Dude I do that to my bestie all the time there is a satisfaction to it that can only be understood by someone who has done this
@shlokshetty5986 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a reverse case. I'm a 6"5 guy so i still use my bestie as an armrest.
@racoon6195 2 жыл бұрын
my dad does that and im just like ew get off me as a joke :)
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