Something about Polnareff having that straight bland face watching DIO explode is hilarious

That last knife is personal

You know the funny thing is people never noticed but I did, DIO didn’t just impale Kakyoin he kicked him to the side which was if not the most humiliating way to go out and that was not needed for Kakyoin tbh

Tbh Dio is the most relatable character in this show, His character tells me even if I had the ability to stop time I would still waste that time and I will be Useless! as always

4:43 This right here is peak comedy

The French Boi Polnareff secretly learned hamon, that is why Dio actually lost...

the final arc of Part 3 is DIO painfully learning not to toy with his opponents before dying

Keep it in mind that, if DIO used his ability pragmatically: -He would have killed Polnareff back in the stairs; -He would have killed at least one of the Crusaders when they tried to open his coffin; -With Kakyoin dead right after time restarted and thus having no chance to figure out DIO's ability, neither of the Crusaders would have known what DIO's ability was; -Even if Jotaro survived long enough to be the last Crusader, DIO wouldn't play around and kill him right away.

Dio was too obsessed with the theatrics of it all and he proved that with polnareff

the final "KONO DIO GA!!!" sends chills down my spine always, dio's VA is an absolute beast

This deserves more attention tbh.

1:41 just so Joseph can't have any more affairs

1:40 omg critical hit

Dude, this is actually pretty smart. Both the way you spun the story and the simple editing choices were fantastic. Also my god did he absolutely murder everyone.

1:41 bruh dio goes too far💀💀💀

Gotta love how polnareff just casually kills Dio like it's just another day on the job

Dio : Have 11s to stop time Also Dio : Looking for Road Roller for 7-9s Jotaro : Yare Yare Daze 🗿

If DIO wasn't a flexer

1:38 The smirk before disaster

4:43 Polnareff in his mind is saying: Really?

Dio stopping time and then just flying like that had me dying

0:18 The World: *punches face* *broken ribs shown*

3:55 144p goes max hard💀

4:26 Probably Dio and Risotto Nero were friends, since Dio mentioned him to honour him while he defeated Jotaro

the ideas and the simple editing made this incredibly funny so good

3:43 wasted opportunity to use the realistic road roller here too overall this is underrated

4:38 what why is bro just neutral about this.

1:28 in this moment there is an excuse why Dio did not throw more knives, he could not find another knife or time was running out

absolutely a masterpiece, low budget but real funny because of that

1:21 this bit was the funniest thing ive seen all month

fun fact:Dio is vampire,and he have infinity durability. So he can spam za warudos for 5 seconds

im still concerned about one thing if kakyoin died immediately, how would joseph know that dio can stop time

10 years later: SLIVER CHARIOT ZAWARDUO!

4:41 The powers from the friendship and the protagonism

1:02 I've always wondered why those people chose to laugh at Joseph instead of questioning the titan slowly floating down behind him who proceeds to yell "THE WORLD" and the next thing you know that mans got a knife in your throat some lady's got narancha'd and the cat that just jumped is now in the food your eating. And you don't question it at all other than maybe calling the cops who never get back to you.

If Polnareff was a little faster that ending would have actually happened lmao

Fact: Dio time stop in anime: 5-10s In real life: 1-5 minutes

dio: *dramatically dies* polnareff: 🗿

To be fair, for Dio it's always been more about revelling in a sense of superiority than winning - winning just ends the worthwhile part. Even as a child, he didn't spend months slowly poisoning his father because he was worried about getting caught. He's charismatic, not smart or rational.

3:36 I'm SNORTING LAUGHING LMAO

If dio had killed kakyon like that noone would know he can stop time, Joseph would die the same way but Jotaro would get destroyed as without knowing the worlds ability he would never even think about being able to stop time himself

1:41 I went too far

last knife after the smile lmaoo

Dio without time stop:💀

That last knife for Joseph was just cruel

this is basically if DIO was not stupid

2:45 i keep telling people this is what would have happened if Dio was smart, can’t believe there are idiots out there that think dio did everything right

4:55 lmao

0:47 so the weakest stand isn't survivor but actually hermit purple

When DIO forgot Polnareff the same as Araki forgot Fugo

That last throw was to punish Joseph for sleeping with someone younger than his own daughter ( almost same age as his grandson too ).

If Dio didn't waste his time stops * he still wastes 7 seconds to go get a fucking roadroller *

Bro actually said ;fly to get a ROLA ROLA DAAAA 💀

Even I totaly forgot Polnareff, for this time DIO couldn't have noticied

I know this is just fanmade but it finally gives him and silver chariot, the credit that they deserve.

2:18 Joseph:kakyoin Dio:died

Alternative title: Dio if he wasn't Dio

I like the part where dio goes get the road roller it's funny

Dio does stupid stuff to see how strong star platinum is to see how much he has to improve it wasnt a waste

1:41 *That* was personal 😂😂😂

Everyone dying and the real protag of the part being the one to kill the antagonist is pretty much just like part 6.

2:54 i was thinking every nigth that why didnt he just donut jotaro there

0:32 Kakyoin's face would've been as solid as the air around him.

Polnereff secretly said in DIOs ear "ur mid" and that's why he died from the emotional trauma

DIO is like, "why does it feel like I forgot something..."

bro is the master of photoshop

1:40 Dio, that one knife is not necessary 💀

Ah yes, kakyoin being punched in the face while his ribs are broken, that makes all the sense in THE WORLD

When DIO stopped time at 00:10 the video also stopped for 5 seconds. Coincidence? I don't think so

I always thought dio use dark magic to form the road roller I never thought he actually went and got it lol

famous last word -i am dio

Dio performed an 7 page muda on him💀 he also did an knife barrage

"It's impossible that star platinum can go in time stop because he can't know how to move in time stop!" -Araki Hiriko

If Polnareff actually managed to hit the correct part of Dios brain he would die there immideatly

The last and 3rd knife was brutal

The way polnareff just watched DIO die got be crying with laughter

Jotaro: you are die cause you made me angy Dio: no bro just playing with you all lmao

Dio knew exactly where he was going to throw the knife😂 1:41

I saw Diavolo using king crimson, so this is canon

He has obtained the power of carefulness

I love this video, you deserve more likes and views

Dio: I-IM DIO!!! POLNAREFF:👁️👄👁️ Really?

Imagine speed running Minecraft, you’re about to create new world record, the dragon is only one hit left. Suddenly an ender man kill you.

1:42 No more josuke.

The funny thing is that Joseph doesn’t die in the orginal as when the end credits are shown he’s perfectly fine and plays it off as he magically got better to avoid punishment

we all know polnareff is secretly the main character of part 3

0:16 What?!? 😂😂 1:20 what’s the point? 😂 3:25 thatbarrage though 💀 😂😂

1:41 smart move but if he did the same to jotaro with punch or kick he would kill him too I don't know why they focus to body or head

Oui Oui Oui!!! Polnareff’s at the end pose is trabien!

The ending was if polnareff was a main character with plot armor

That Thumbnail is BIZZARE.

4:45 please not again-

Alternate title: what if dio used 0.2 more braincells

Old Joseph: falls off building People: let's not help. LMAO old people falling go BRRRR

Was it only me the one who was rotting for dio the entire fight but wanted all of his minions to suffer a suffocatingly painful death?

Straizo was right about Dio always testing his abilities in the middle of the battle just for the flex of it which ultimately led to his defeat.

if kakyoin instantly died at first, joseph wouldnt even know that dio stops time so :/

I love how Dio dies from a paper cut by Polnareff

i thought that hermit purple was gonna stop time at first

*Brother it's Masterpiece! Awesome! True ending part 3!*