If divorced dads had cooking shows

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@devam8192
@devam8192 28 күн бұрын
"Every bite will make you relive every bit of that depression" ahh baked potato
@MelonMemies
@MelonMemies 28 күн бұрын
*Melon.*
@beetlebg3759
@beetlebg3759 28 күн бұрын
@@MelonMemiesReport this bot
@beetlebg3759
@beetlebg3759 28 күн бұрын
@@MelonMemiesGet this bot’s channel banned
@Deadmansworld14
@Deadmansworld14 28 күн бұрын
Fr​@@beetlebg3759
@ventrix7900
@ventrix7900 28 күн бұрын
Npc comment found 🤖
@Alllthelatestthings
@Alllthelatestthings 28 күн бұрын
"We going single with this one"
@MelonMemies
@MelonMemies 28 күн бұрын
*Melon.*
@minecraftgoose7377
@minecraftgoose7377 28 күн бұрын
​@@MelonMemiesi am praying on your downfall
@focusflow3924
@focusflow3924 28 күн бұрын
Melon indeed
@Someguyiguess-iw9nl
@Someguyiguess-iw9nl 16 күн бұрын
Nah (also MELON)
@mightnotmagic
@mightnotmagic 28 күн бұрын
D-d-d-divorce dads "With these cards I'm never alone"
@rhabeldibabeldi6812
@rhabeldibabeldi6812 28 күн бұрын
Greatest card game of all time? Yes! Pls let me get the house pls let me get the house
@Aceite666
@Aceite666 28 күн бұрын
Court of chaos.
@loganzolman4181
@loganzolman4181 28 күн бұрын
Holographic drinking problem
@SaltyShomudro
@SaltyShomudro 26 күн бұрын
With this treasure I summon
@mightnotmagic
@mightnotmagic 26 күн бұрын
@@SaltyShomudro who tf invited Megumi
@JohnLopez-eb1jd
@JohnLopez-eb1jd 28 күн бұрын
Dr. Shaboinky, a doctor, a therapist, a chef, hes everything we need
@vwtdi1579
@vwtdi1579 26 күн бұрын
ALSO EMO
@user-uz7lu7ju1x
@user-uz7lu7ju1x 28 күн бұрын
I love how when he said he was gonna add regret, he just added depression again.
@Microwavesonic03
@Microwavesonic03 28 күн бұрын
When he was poking holes into the potato, I started thinking about O.J. Simpson
@divinusnobilite
@divinusnobilite 28 күн бұрын
I miss him too.
@DJ_Force
@DJ_Force 28 күн бұрын
That kitchen looks more like a divorced Mom's house.
@saintricardo8746
@saintricardo8746 28 күн бұрын
Holy crap. Divorced Dads playing Divorced dad card game when?
@Bojan-zs8lf
@Bojan-zs8lf 28 күн бұрын
Guys I know this sounds crazy but i think he's already dead inside.
@MelonMemies
@MelonMemies 28 күн бұрын
*Melon.*
@lolafast9442
@lolafast9442 24 күн бұрын
​@@MelonMemies Coco.
@MfnamedSamuel
@MfnamedSamuel 28 күн бұрын
The fact that potatoes can grow literary everywhere 🗣💯
@Floridaman180
@Floridaman180 28 күн бұрын
Most mentally stable Floridian
@rjhansen3286
@rjhansen3286 28 күн бұрын
I am very stable
@tboi_fan265
@tboi_fan265 27 күн бұрын
​@@rjhansen3286same
@n847st3
@n847st3 27 күн бұрын
Ofc, he's Dr. Shaboinky
@thabomaofane3400
@thabomaofane3400 28 күн бұрын
I dont think this was about the potato😭
@Jackiee_Chann
@Jackiee_Chann 28 күн бұрын
Can’t believe Graeme actually influenced content machine lol 😆 Please tell me you know of the divorced dads trading card game, court of chaos ? 🤣🤣🤣
@Ramoreira86
@Ramoreira86 28 күн бұрын
"Guess what I'm thinking of right now" 😂👁👁👹
@chukwunonsouko4667
@chukwunonsouko4667 28 күн бұрын
“Doesn’t that look delicious?” Where can I order, Ser?
@andyr4343
@andyr4343 28 күн бұрын
i guess in the crossroads inn on the kingsroad "ser", maybe it'll come with a hotpie lol
@glitchyrebex6934
@glitchyrebex6934 28 күн бұрын
this should definitely be a series
@Trenex1000
@Trenex1000 22 күн бұрын
And you forget to add two tablespoons of paternity fraud sour cream.
@jadenl3190
@jadenl3190 17 күн бұрын
That is one salty pers-potato
@ArksideGames
@ArksideGames 23 күн бұрын
Origin story of Dr Shaboinky
@muhammadmohyuddin1339
@muhammadmohyuddin1339 27 күн бұрын
YOOOO! This was EPIIICCC! We NEED a sequel RIGHT NOW!!!🔥🔥🔥
@Bankai-wi4jj
@Bankai-wi4jj 11 күн бұрын
Normal People *Click Comment* *Full Of Dad Jokes*
28 күн бұрын
We getting our carbs with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥...wait I don't think it was about the potato
@spacemeter3001
@spacemeter3001 28 күн бұрын
*crabs
@ventrix7900
@ventrix7900 28 күн бұрын
Npc comment found 🤖
@Zulfi_Ackerman
@Zulfi_Ackerman 28 күн бұрын
Gotta try this recipe for my uncle, I think he'll love it 😊👌
@kellydugan5052
@kellydugan5052 26 күн бұрын
Thank you for the recipe CANT wait to make this for family dinners
@nagazanagaza
@nagazanagaza 28 күн бұрын
Definently the best baked potato ever ☠😓
@ilanlowell7757
@ilanlowell7757 28 күн бұрын
I love how he just has depression tears and regret sitting around like he has so much
@dancampbell189
@dancampbell189 28 күн бұрын
Baked Potato adds a +1 health buff to any beast with Dad Bod attribute!
@DavisNelson-ct3ku
@DavisNelson-ct3ku 28 күн бұрын
I need to show my single dad these life changing recepies. Only 3 min for that? Wow
@sethhood3492
@sethhood3492 28 күн бұрын
You forgot, losing your relationship with your kids and not being able to afford a lawyer get your visitation enforced
@kpxplzz.
@kpxplzz. 28 күн бұрын
this was so helpful it cured my depression ‼️
@_bja
@_bja 27 күн бұрын
"i miss the dog and kids. mostly the dog."
@Crayven95
@Crayven95 26 күн бұрын
My mom taught me how to make a microwave baked potato. If you use a fork for the holes and wet/wash it first it’ll come out much better
@luna3loves3coffee3
@luna3loves3coffee3 28 күн бұрын
Fighting every bone and fiber of my being not to send this to my narcissistic dad lmaoooo
@jahmir-ro3lk
@jahmir-ro3lk 27 күн бұрын
My dads divorced cooks like prime gordon ramsay lmfao
@user-sb8bx3sc1f
@user-sb8bx3sc1f 28 күн бұрын
Served cold with a beer but not colder than my ex wife 💀
@vedgupta1686
@vedgupta1686 27 күн бұрын
"We're gonna cut the potato in half... just like my assets..."
@itzirene1106
@itzirene1106 28 күн бұрын
Honestly, I've had microwave baked potato before, but my dad taught me a good way a making it so it taste like a regular bake potato but without the crispy skin
@Forestdude-be6ud
@Forestdude-be6ud 27 күн бұрын
My Dad actually cooks like this. Dinner is also at 10:30 PM.
@BF2Joe
@BF2Joe 28 күн бұрын
This is exactly what my divorced dad told me to eat tdy
@Newchannel-wc9ee
@Newchannel-wc9ee 28 күн бұрын
with these cards im never alone
@MGamer-ni8qw
@MGamer-ni8qw 28 күн бұрын
As a son of a divorced father, i can confirm he eat like this but he put hot sauce call chinsu
@Jeff_Noire
@Jeff_Noire 28 күн бұрын
"I" as a man teached my father to make real food 😭
@thunder_reflex214
@thunder_reflex214 27 күн бұрын
Cooked to perfection. 😗
@Colinscorner5260
@Colinscorner5260 28 күн бұрын
Instructions unclear. I now have a dog
@azirious666
@azirious666 28 күн бұрын
Ads getting better everyday
@oryxcalrissian6917
@oryxcalrissian6917 27 күн бұрын
Instructions unclear; added way too many tears and ended up with a salty potato
@lordkodi1769
@lordkodi1769 28 күн бұрын
MAKE IT A TV SHOW!!!!
@goutam149
@goutam149 28 күн бұрын
A spineless simp i might add before the divorce word hahaha
@themanishareddy
@themanishareddy 28 күн бұрын
Not the preppy kitchen bgm
@trx4957
@trx4957 28 күн бұрын
Missed opportunity: “cut this potato in half, like my ex wife cut our family in half”
@xplurales1138
@xplurales1138 28 күн бұрын
NO WAY I JUST WATCHED YOUR OLD VIDEO OF THIS pog reupload 👏🤩🔥
@Aqyar
@Aqyar 27 күн бұрын
How can lawyers "poke holes" in a prenup, can they still attack it? I thought having one it would be impossible to share my goods after a divorce
@icyblizzardss3232
@icyblizzardss3232 27 күн бұрын
Between the newest videos(shorts) and now these damn they really have changed
@maxmenzer6774
@maxmenzer6774 25 күн бұрын
That's weird, I could swear this dad looks somewhat like Dr. Shaboinky
@glitchedartistx7964
@glitchedartistx7964 28 күн бұрын
As if any divorced dad would willingly eat a vegetable
@chelssss
@chelssss 28 күн бұрын
Need a divorced mom edition 😭
@Stuck_In_A_Jar
@Stuck_In_A_Jar 28 күн бұрын
No one talking about the divorced dad vision lmao
@iloverats_13
@iloverats_13 28 күн бұрын
Yummy! Thanks for sharing this delicious recipe!
@gakukamu
@gakukamu 7 күн бұрын
This is on my fyp 20 minutes after eating a baked potato that my dad made.....
@UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana
@UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana 28 күн бұрын
Is the 3 minute conversation he is talking about the divorce or the engagement 💍. 🤣🤣🤣
@tintindb
@tintindb 28 күн бұрын
Forgot to garnish with alimony check stubs...
@deraltekaiser6361
@deraltekaiser6361 26 күн бұрын
Damn this hits too close to home bruh
@flordeespinart
@flordeespinart 25 күн бұрын
I take raw potatoes to microwave them for lunch at work
@yaboiketanplays2512
@yaboiketanplays2512 28 күн бұрын
Bro mistyped regret = depression
@Dimfere
@Dimfere 28 күн бұрын
It reminds me of a relative 😅
@madewhole-ev4uy
@madewhole-ev4uy 27 күн бұрын
Drop the divorced mom version
@rokit0402
@rokit0402 28 күн бұрын
It’s actually fine if you’re frying it after
@sergeimoore5763
@sergeimoore5763 28 күн бұрын
Should do a collab with Graeme Barrett and his Divorced Dad trading cards
@marianopie3785
@marianopie3785 28 күн бұрын
Ngl I'm gonna try this one
@TheNonameHousehold
@TheNonameHousehold 28 күн бұрын
I keep telling people to not get married but nobody ever listened to the single person... 😑😅😂
@IsabelFlowerr--
@IsabelFlowerr-- 26 күн бұрын
"For dinner, i have 21 units of botox injected. Yum"
@erikvinson7511
@erikvinson7511 26 күн бұрын
I went to the store but they were out of Depression, So I had to eat it with just Regret and Tears.
@felixgaede6754
@felixgaede6754 28 күн бұрын
As a German, I feel offended. May you never touch a potato again
@VOXKON
@VOXKON 28 күн бұрын
3 minutes can chage your life well thats how long i last so i hope so
@AkiraTsukhinase
@AkiraTsukhinase 26 күн бұрын
Funny how my dad made this but not that seasoning
@Trampolinegirl-de7nw
@Trampolinegirl-de7nw 28 күн бұрын
My dad is divorced from my mom but he makes amazing food
@deckofcards
@deckofcards 27 күн бұрын
Ooh, three minutes is not enough. 4 minutes per potato, at least
@R_6448
@R_6448 28 күн бұрын
"I can only eat half of it, my ex-wife gets the other half"
@sohammahendrakar4247
@sohammahendrakar4247 28 күн бұрын
When are we going to to have Divorced Moms recipes 😂
@minnesota_fats7344
@minnesota_fats7344 28 күн бұрын
It's so funny cuz I had baked potatoes all the time with my divorce Dad. In his defense baked potatoes were kind of his thing even before my parents got divorced when he would have to do the cooking there was a good chance that we were having something with baked potatoes that night. So he just made what he knew when they got divorced. They were always good though. He would do chilies sometimes as a topper for it other times it would be sour cream and he would make bacon up and chop it up afterwards and then have some green onions shredded cheese all that good traditional stuff. I remember one time he was all happy because He borrowed Terminator 2 from a friend so we were going to watch that and have baconator potatoes so he did baked potatoes and then he baked up 2 lb of bacon and chopped it up and we just smothered our potatoes with bacon and cheese. We had ranch dressing that night too It's some type of dressing for it beside sour cream. That was a pretty good night me and my dad and my little sister having a movie night and baconator potatoes. Haven't thought of that in forever but thanks for letting me share that memory.
@Pyronoids
@Pyronoids 27 күн бұрын
No. Double seasoned the salt
@jacktimber
@jacktimber 28 күн бұрын
No dice up some potatoes into an oiled 9x9 pan season. Then stir it up to make sure oil and seasoning are on all parts of potatoes cook in oven at 420 for 30 min. Stir again so as not to burn to pan the cook another 30 min. Plate potatoes add butter and sour cream, or just smother with ketchup.
@TheMr.Anonymous
@TheMr.Anonymous 28 күн бұрын
That looks absolutely depressing. Delicious!
@Isac-og7hn
@Isac-og7hn 28 күн бұрын
We getting divorced with this one 🔥🔥🔥
@user-wu1rx4tj8l
@user-wu1rx4tj8l 18 күн бұрын
This is so true
@ljk23609
@ljk23609 28 күн бұрын
"That potato looks soaking wet at the end, unlike his ex-wife before the divorce." - LJK, Just now
@thehappyonion7044
@thehappyonion7044 28 күн бұрын
You forgot to add loneliness. It gives the potato that iconic bitter flavor..
@xplurales1138
@xplurales1138 28 күн бұрын
Only the OGs know that this is a reupload 💪
@DolliRoses
@DolliRoses 23 күн бұрын
Before me and my dad moved in with my now stepmom (his gf at the time) we had the same like 4 foods every night
@popshoppacks
@popshoppacks 28 күн бұрын
Im watching this while eating a microwave baked potato......
@peterpaleczny7906
@peterpaleczny7906 28 күн бұрын
Pour some salt on that wound! I mean potatoe
@Dadagagarod
@Dadagagarod 22 күн бұрын
Just might try it
@darrancoyle8394
@darrancoyle8394 28 күн бұрын
Stay sane, stay single.
@ronlugbill1400
@ronlugbill1400 28 күн бұрын
3 minutes for a baked potato? His baked potato will be raw. It takes at least 5 or 6 minutes in a microwave says this divorced dad. And just put some butter or salsa on it and Voila! Dinner!
@Prettyfish799
@Prettyfish799 28 күн бұрын
Where does the inspiration for this bit come from?
@KickingPebbles99
@KickingPebbles99 28 күн бұрын
Dad kinda looking like daddy 👀
@jim_pond
@jim_pond 28 күн бұрын
damn I gotta practice for later I‘m a bit behind
@aBronyPlays
@aBronyPlays 28 күн бұрын
There was a show like this called Weber Cooks. H3h3 did a whole video on it like ten years ago back when they made content. Truly encapsulated the saddest life a person could live.
@chloverz
@chloverz 28 күн бұрын
two words, hamburger helper
@naynen8738
@naynen8738 28 күн бұрын
Damn only 10k views after 1 minute? Content machine realy fell of😢😭
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