Mmmm SIZZLY SAUCE

As another person who worked at Chili’s. My location had a thing where once the kitchen put the fajitas out, we’d place them on a burner with a cover on for a minute and when they were done the skillet was super hot. The sauce when put on is what sizzled, not the contents, so I can say this is indeed correct

@@sleepyinsomniac213 yeah that too! They were put on essentially a hot plate with a lid for 80 seconds or longer depending on how long it had been since they were cooked

I spammed turtles

How can someone get excited over the sound of sizzling food?

The weird thing is that Mii doesn’t look like him!

Cythi-ussy got me

Honestly it's true, I think Jack should play it.

I love that game

I noticed that Micheal and John were in the second Cynthia Ballad in the background. I died at that

22:30

Bruh

Bruh you

Thanks

Thank you this is the exact comment I was looking for

we do not care

17:00

We do not care

We do care

5 times actually, but you might have missed the last one at 30:42

That's sad😭

THAts gonna get like 80k likes

*we do not care*

Same

@@chadgorosaurus4898 "we do not care 🤓"

Also Mediashare: Purplecliffe is Kung Fu Panda!

@@JUMPYCOOL That video has like 5000 views now lol

ok MELT

Same

balls.

ball

No cause before the stream he watched coco

No, nuzlockes are just not

I think eventually cliffe wil be so good at not laughing that it’ll just be the Pokémon platinum nuzlocke again

It’s cause these memes aren’t funny! The only time I laughed was the Bad To The Bone meme!

Also, to the guy who went and booted up Tomodachi life JUST to make a Purplecliffe Mii and have it sing the two Cynthia Simp songs... props to you cause they were hilarious, but you also have way the hell too much time on your hands lmao

YEA THE UWU got me sorry for caps

Nice

Uwu ,, uuwuu ,, Uuwoo , Pcliffe: *_UWWAAEEEHHH!1_* 🤣🤣😂😂

Well dang

He is 4’7

No he's the same hight as wishi washi

Thx

Hey. Hey guess what? Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.

@@R3DAACTED And this is why i love the internet!

@@R3DAACTED i was expecting you to simply say “we do not care” but I never anticipated that it would go off the rails that much

Po from Kung Fu Panda

kung fu panda 1 2 3

Plurplecliffe

@@bruhsomebodytookmyuser *Plurplecliffe aka Po

bring this to attention

Or as long as Purplecliff is alive. But we all know that a voodoo shaman will just revive him afterwards just to make him keep doing this series.

@@montyeggman3075 is he back at twitch

@@babuaejaiden2675 No, he is still doing it on KZfaq!

Same

It's plurplecliffe

Then you are gonna have to wait for a long time

@@Isleptwithjesus At this rate, maybe a few years lol

@@aigocharisma if he is lucky Then yes a few years

ʘ‿ʘ

Wtf