If Roger Horton Auditioned for Shark Tank (Vote for your favorite new product!)

If Roger Horton Auditioned for Shark Tank (Vote for your favorite new product!) | Honest Ads

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5 ай бұрын

Never-before-seen footage of Roger Horton auditioning to be on Shark Tank by pitching new Horton product lines. Vote on your favorite new product in the comments and we'll make an Honest Ads episode from the winner in the future!
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Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Director: Britt Migs
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Producer: Gabrielle Williott
Writer: Britt Migs
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Colorist: Rob Menzer
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
Camera Assistant: Rachel Mossberg
Production Assistant: Jesse Eisemann
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@AvidCat5000 5 ай бұрын

Proof that Roger can sell anything.

@Elementalspecter 5 ай бұрын

🗿

@akanshsrivastav8269 5 ай бұрын

Indeed 😂

@ronaldwarren1267 4 ай бұрын

33 trillion that's a lot shits gonna hit fan

@Randytherumbler 4 ай бұрын

Being a post-college graduate from Roger Horton University had never really paid off....and yet they make money by selling propos? Huh. 😮😮😅😅😅

@Taxevader-gk9ms 3 ай бұрын

He's the guy who sold Dough Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome his very first Dimmadome

@jeffpiatt3879 5 ай бұрын

I want to see Roger sell adult toys. "Marriage in a rut? Tired of the same old same old? How about spicing things up with something from Hortons House of Gratification?" All of our pleasure enhancers are animotronic versions of wild animals. Theres "the whale." The "Elephants Trunk." The "Fuzzy Caterpillar." and unlike some purveyors of these products all of our items are recharchable. No more searching for those D sized batteries in the dark.

@annieseaside 5 ай бұрын

I’d love to see him crack wise about the “Inventors” who decided that what Women REALLY wanted was that it be Purple. That clearly they have never seen a Lady or looked into the 6 inch interior length of a Vag and therefore after watching Nature’s Freaks in porn conclude we want something double or triple the girth and length of our husbands. Edible undies? Lube that is incompatible with Female internal areas? Outfits only strippers could wear? Vibrators that might jar a 250 pound man awake after losing consciousness? Porn so extreme we go off seggs altogether and get pets? Then the Marketing team who apparently pitch to just men. Preferably ones who have a seggs doll and have never seen a real woman naked. They also have no budget to pitch the items to the Target Audience. smh I feel Roger could rock this topic until we scream with laughter. 😂❤

@muhammadabdullahwaseem3040 4 ай бұрын

bro u need to be in his videos

@mtaur4113 5 ай бұрын

I can feel the metal chair scraping resonating in my bones. Buy one now, get a High School music stand free. The pole wobbles freely in a 20 degree cone, and the top part flops down to vertical, spilling the sheets onto the floor. One out of fifty actually works, by some miracle.

@1whitkat 5 ай бұрын

Guaranteed to fail during the biggest recital of the year.

@retluoc 5 ай бұрын

I remember both of those. They're probably still used today. 😔 Some of the chairs did have some padding on them. They still sucked 😄.

@mtaur4113 5 ай бұрын

@@retluoc Sure, 85% of them are defective, but they cost half as much! What are you going to do, fund education?

@retluoc 5 ай бұрын

@@mtaur4113 Wait, you start this post, but then you troll people who agree with you? I just don't understand people. 😕

@mtaur4113 5 ай бұрын

@@retluoc I thought I was still agreeing. I was giving a humorous version of what went on at the budget meeting. They only had so many dollars, and they had to check it off the list, regardless of whether they work or not. The important thing is crossing it off the list and staying in the budget.

@Raelven 5 ай бұрын

I think I already own the Horton microwave...

@saltdaemon4453 5 ай бұрын

Nobody, and I mean nobody makes me smile like Roger.

@jonjoyce2560 5 ай бұрын

Horton's horn island 😂😂

@thuurmichels763 5 ай бұрын

Actually, they left the camera on by accident and after his shoot, Roger just started rambling. When they saw the footage, they kept it and added title cards.

@thejack-x7721 5 ай бұрын

One on museum of modern art really sounds like its script could go totally out of control any second, in the best possible way.

@Sly88Frye 5 ай бұрын

I want to put my entire life savings into every product Roger offers

@markh.6687 5 ай бұрын

But you HAVE no life savings! You blew it all on Horton Industries products for years!

@maifantasia3650 5 ай бұрын

Horton Springs Bottled Water. It's the processing and added chemicals that makes it taste so natural. Now available in a half-size glass bottle with eye-catching glamorous label. As it's 10 times the price of the regular full-size plastic bottle, you'll want to openly carry it around everywhere to impress total strangers

@PlebNC 5 ай бұрын

And it's bottled at the source (within a 10 mile radius) depriving wildlife and towns downstream of the water they relied on for centuries, assuming we aren't just putting tap water in the bottles, which is literally heavily recycled and cleaned urine.

@pll3827 5 ай бұрын

Add all the atrocities that Nestle and other bottled water manufacturers have done (i.e. contaminating water supplies of third world countries), and you'll have a great story!

@kachingy123 5 ай бұрын

Definitely that questionably safe water springing into my bottle

@1whitkat 5 ай бұрын

@@PlebNC Disani is bottled at the source in the industrial park section of Denver, so is Deep Rock.

@bikeny 5 ай бұрын

Just like Brawndo, it's got electrolytes!

@user-mz1nl1vk4t 5 ай бұрын

Roger can sell us anything

@dominicharvey6048 5 ай бұрын

I'll invest $1 for 69% of the business.

@RainbowFlowerCrow 5 ай бұрын

I need the ROGTRON500 for the next time I have apple pie and ice cream!

@ennuiblue4295 5 ай бұрын

Can you front me 5 million for my Roger Body Pillow idea? Now that's a home run! ⚾️

@Chris_Hood 5 ай бұрын

Available in both formal workplace attire, and scintillating boudoir versions--buy them both!

@donotcare330 5 ай бұрын

honestly the spring water one makes sense. But they all are great!

@shannonnewman3091 5 ай бұрын

Yes, yes it did!

@retluoc 5 ай бұрын

Micro plastic particles or crap from your pipes. The only other option is to filter it yourself before drinking.

@eccentricaste3232 5 ай бұрын

I need that metal chair for my guests.

@justingraves8649 5 ай бұрын

Shark Tank is the modern "As Seen on TV".

@dps8629 5 ай бұрын

Oh Billy Mays.

@princessmarlena1359 5 ай бұрын

“I can’t believe they invented it!”

@emanuelpolidore9162 5 ай бұрын

More like a cash grab diversion from the elite

@a.jlondon9039 4 ай бұрын

I'd watch if Vince (ShamWow) were a host.

@justingraves8649 4 ай бұрын

@@a.jlondon9039 lol just keep him away from hookers.🤣🤣

@mikdan8813 5 ай бұрын

Horton 2024. Make America honest again.

@gaillewis5472 5 ай бұрын

😂 "... someone really wrote this?"

@ariewylie9916 5 ай бұрын

I need Hortons horrors. Like Tales from the Crypt, but Roger as the host. C'MON I NEED IT!

@jedics1 5 ай бұрын

"With crappy dialogue making you think someone really wrote this" I think this for 99% of everything released in the last decade.

@bumblebee9337 5 ай бұрын

Horny Horton Island - as long as it's in the tropics, I'm there!

@CreativeSteve69 5 ай бұрын

This was really well done Rodger. had me cracking up through it all as usual.

@SuperflySister 5 ай бұрын

All of these are great ideas, but I’d like to see “if horror movies were honest “ , and, “if reality shows were honest “. 😂

@retluoc 5 ай бұрын

Almost everything on TV today makes me cringe. I just try to choose what sucks the least 😆. One of my mottos is "I'd sooner be waterboarded than watch a reality show." The Bachelor(ette), Big Brother... the list goes on and on. 😀

@Kristian-sd7up 5 ай бұрын

I can't get enough of Roger 😛

@pandemoniousivy4651 5 ай бұрын

Considering i had the thought last night "maybe i should just try to get on shark tank", this feels a bit targeted and now I'm reassessing my life choices 😅

@NewMessage 5 ай бұрын

"Someone really wrote this?" Brutal.... Brutal.

@custos3249 5 ай бұрын

She-Hulk *shudders

@TotallyHuman 5 ай бұрын

A HORROR MOVIE WOULD BE AMAZING

@michaelablank 5 ай бұрын

Excellent way to clear out premises that can't hold a full video. Not sarcastically saying this either.

@GuitarsRockForever 5 ай бұрын

Anything Roger sells, I want it.

@Pastymeathead 5 ай бұрын

I love Roger. He always shows how much of a clown world this place is

@KCCardCo 5 ай бұрын

I finally got in the same day one of these was released 😂

@Supernaut2000 5 ай бұрын

Please do them ALL Roger! I'll watch them! I'll upvote everyone of them! Cheers! You're the best thing on KZfaq!

@the01slayer 5 ай бұрын

I can see this becoming a minis series for ideas that don’t make good full episodes.

@jpww111 5 ай бұрын

More Roger please!

@meandyouagainstthealgorith5787 5 ай бұрын

An Honest Ads episodes for the winner? For real? Okay, gotta pick one. Or all of them? I pick all of them! Microwaved bottle water sitting on a metal chair next a liquored up celebrity watching a horror movie also sitting frozen on a metal chair.

@gamingnerdgirlz 5 ай бұрын

00:40 the Horton Horror, Sounds like the usa "scary movie" Series. they were great and funny with some scars. 90s type movies with bad humour as well.

@ccelik97 5 ай бұрын

*Hortor* Or, Hor(ton+ror) _-yeah, nah._

@Polit_Burro 5 ай бұрын

Interested to hear more about Horny Horton Island!

@kirdot2011 5 ай бұрын

Writer: Britt Migs ?!!? what?! So that means... Britt is the one that actually knows how things work in life... That means Horton is just a presenter and does what she tells him to do!! Mind: blown!

@BaldEaglePC 5 ай бұрын

Horton Horror ALL THE WAY; Troma has had a monopoly for far too long

@Aegelis 5 ай бұрын

A+ Content. The script is good but Roger is better! Here's hoping I'll have the same presentation charisma someday.

@iandhr1 5 ай бұрын

Alternative title for this channel can be "Roger roasts everything"

@nasserineD 5 ай бұрын

ROGTRON500

@Honest_Ads 5 ай бұрын

Coming soon to every home in America

@nasserineD 5 ай бұрын

@@Honest_Ads I feel like I want it, so I need Roger to give me an honest rundown

@damianluna7700 4 ай бұрын

I love how he just adds his last name on to his products and companies. It sounds so simple yet so perfect.

@kameljoe21 5 ай бұрын

This is funny AF!

@ozziemcc 5 ай бұрын

It would please me if I could slake my thirst whilst I receive my daily allowance of microplastics... But, only if it is packaged in non-recyclable bottles!

@donnatheroux841 5 ай бұрын

Roger is a legend he differently can sell anything #1 👍💯% Facts 👍 😊

@daffyduckett 5 ай бұрын

All of them. My vote is for all of them.

@ProtagonistVon 5 ай бұрын

Can you put the chairs in the art gallery? Because I can FEEL those chairs to my core, and I would love a new experience.

@cynthiaslater7445 5 ай бұрын

Why am I hooked on this guy?!? 🤩🤩🤩🤩

@Rat_Queen86 5 ай бұрын

Coz he is amazing 😂❤

@theseldomseenkid6251 5 ай бұрын

Because he tells the brutal truth, and it's hilarious.

@kameljoe21 5 ай бұрын

I love me some Roger!

@SilverEvans 5 ай бұрын

The reality tv show I laughed at, and the bottled water I rewound to watch again. So it’d be between those two

@himonstercartoons 5 ай бұрын

The bottled water was my favorite

@masqeman4000 5 ай бұрын

I would be down for an honest art gallery

@dappersnakeproductions3294 4 ай бұрын

He roasted Microwaves, Scary movie the franchise and Bachelor in paradise all in a row. The man was beloved by me before, but now he has my full respect.

@an-oy1ox 5 ай бұрын

Thank you Roger for your inspirational videos

@DJELEVEN_KENYA 5 ай бұрын

I would like to watch "if honest ads were honest"

@jeremydurdil556 5 ай бұрын

Keep up the predominantly good work!

@donkeyballs3081 5 ай бұрын

I think you've gotten good enough to run for Congress/Senate

@markfrankenberry2440 4 ай бұрын

The bits are funny but the deafening tone in between kills it for me

@m.elizabeth0302 5 ай бұрын

Horton Industries!😂😂😂😂😂

@InfernoHammer 3 ай бұрын

Something about that microwave possibly blowing up is hilarious

@allanvanuga9196 5 ай бұрын

Great video.

@markh.6687 5 ай бұрын

Roger's salesmanship is only seconded by his acting. I mean, shut up and take my money!

@jed-henrywitkowski6470 5 ай бұрын

I'm a simple man. I see a new Horton vid and I click.

@stephenison5703 4 ай бұрын

🤔Yeah that's pretty much the truth and thank you for the laughs 🤷🏼‍♂️💯📜👈 Mr Horton 😂😂😂😂😺🤠

@HaughtyHedonist 5 ай бұрын

SHUT UP && TAKE MY MONEY 💸🤣💜

@muchtested 5 ай бұрын

Horton Horror Movie the dialogue can't be worse the Hollywood's.

@Trainfan1055Janathan 5 ай бұрын

Real talk, why does my microwave pop even when it's not cooking popcorn?

@CarringtonKelleys 5 ай бұрын

It's the Horton Art that I wanna see

@dennisdeal3323 5 ай бұрын

Is this going to be in Hortonbrand Imported Bullshit store? Cause I want one of everything now!

@theivanivanka 5 ай бұрын

Oh Roger...please never change

@extropiantranshuman 4 ай бұрын

1:53 I love it when he tells everyone they're pathetic! It's so true - none of us can read the minds of others - and it's a shame on us that we don't. Who else can take the dreams to reality if we weren't so incapable? Rog expects more from us - because he can read minds! We need to too - to keep up. Lest we be eaten by a shark. Sink or swim.

@commonwig8721 5 ай бұрын

I like the island idea

@radfoo72 5 ай бұрын

I want everything you want me to want.

@docbrown6550 4 ай бұрын

You need to do a video on, If Actors were Honest.

@angelosilva342 5 ай бұрын

Rogtron 500 hits too close to home. My fav!

@sharonhubbard2035 5 ай бұрын

Please make more Roger videos

@jeffammons912 5 ай бұрын

Horton Museum of Modern Art (Horton Horror Movies is a close second)

@extropiantranshuman 4 ай бұрын

1:26 this one's my favorite. I love horton calling me pathetic - I'll buy 5, nay - 10. He's right - I need to gussy up to have what it takes to succeed in this world - to make it past the shameless vows for attention to have what it takes to make my dreams a reality - rather than the daily reminder to show if it does not. Thanks horton - man - this guy always gives us the products we need - always while stabbing us in the back to turn our wallets into money printing machines. You're good roger, you're good! I wouldn't know what to do with my life without horton keeping me (and everyone else) alive. Without the last one - I'd have nothing to choose. Horton always leaves a choice for me. I always want in to the pathetic side of life, just to be in on the scene, and rog knows it - hunting the scent of fresh profit blood from miles away.

@kutukteyiz408 5 ай бұрын

I would buy every single of them. Please invest in Roger!

@crazychristopher1989 5 ай бұрын

I like the horror movie part in the video.

@extropiantranshuman 4 ай бұрын

omg honest ads went snl on us

@EverettBurger 5 ай бұрын

I need a Roger Horton ad for Tim Hortons

@BearandtheBossLady-nx2lv 5 ай бұрын

Horton Horror hands down!

@Suho1004 5 ай бұрын

Roger reminding me how ridiculous museum ticket prices are in the US...

@jonathanvezina8107 5 ай бұрын

I vote for no 005, Horny Horton Island.

@mattdag69 5 ай бұрын

Rog sold me a used tampon best investment of my life 😂

@cpuuk 5 ай бұрын

I'll buy any of those items for a dollar!

@hitechbeefcake 4 ай бұрын

How about "If Chiropractors Were Honest" ? "... and you'll only need follow-up care 3 times a week for many years ..."

@exoticalBecky_Miami 5 ай бұрын

I texted my dad that my landlord invited me to church and so I would be at church with my landlord today and now I get nothing but adds about Bibles I used to get ads about my poop and smelling bad

@kirbymarchbarcena 5 ай бұрын

The best promoter ever!

@Surai00 5 ай бұрын

Rog should start a Game Grading/Auction House company. Cut out the middle man. Rig pricing up front, the honest way. Is this copy of 1991's Sonic the Hedgehog sealed in the box worth $420,000!? It is if we say it is - and we get 25% of the sale!