His attorney: "My, client did do some good deeds because he ended poverty and disease" Judge: " He just killed half of the entire galaxy" Attorney: "And on those planets he was on, he did manage to end poverty on those worlds"

@@Starfleet8555 Judge: This still doesn't change the fact he has murder trillions of innocent people. I hereby sentence Thanos to death.

Just turn those 10tril to mass murder and terrorism

Technically it’s actually an underestimation because since he killed half of all life forms that will include stuff like ants and there’s more than 10 trillion ants that’s for sure and now think about bacteria. If you include all of those I think you need a couple more zeros

​@patfre while I get your point, you must remember that these crimes only count Sapient creatures (creatures with a conscious, capable of abstract thought, form complex societal relationships, and make use of tools). So all the sapient life in the galaxy would be counted, not all life. Therefore while I agree there ahould be more zeros, it's not because we're counting all life forms.

HAHAHA! It's horrible, but I still laughed a bit.

@@nathanseper8738 It's a joke

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@@fanofeverything30465 he is not dumb bro, he is just saying that the joke is horrible

@@DigoTP_ I thought it was good

Genocide: 10,000,000,000,000x = death penalty?

The law states that mass murder is killing 3 or more people in a short time without a rest period. Genocide is large portions of that. Thanos would be charged with mass xenocide. Not just the mass genocide of humans but all other races. Also he would be responsible for the death of half the living population of animals too, so ecological devastation on a universal scale.

How many mass murders make a single death sentence. He would have killed, probably several Nonillion people (10 to the 30th power) across the universe.

@@mackenziebeeney3764half the entire universe if I remember correctly

@@Appoxo, That Seems About Right For The First Time (In Infinity War)

True

I mean, killing half of the universe kinda is crime against humanity

​@@menk4i would personally classify it as a. Rime against life, as far more species than just humans were harmed

You can't break the Geneva Suggestions if you didn't sign the Geneva Suggestions.

​@@menk4 except humans only are on Earth set the other galaxies of populations got wiped out to

This guy counts every dollar, even when the fines go in billions.

Does that include child support?

Yup

Nice, three of the ones I wanted. Have Ronan and Malekith been done yet.

@@MaximeLafreniere433 and every penny down to the dollar. Except if it's Asgardian money hahah

There is no "just" since the 90 is one of the 3 sentence

Which

Ego's crimes are understated. He did mass murder and property damage on hundreds to thousands of worlds. Not just earth.

@@lucielm yes but he was only doing what happened in the movies listed

"Yeah you know I just got hit with a claim, I find that first degree murder."

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I found this hilarious

It was so jarring to me that i took a moment to wonder why it was being played.

Frankly, every time he killed half a population, that should had been marked a genocide before the snap.

Good point.

I was expecting him to get the genocide hammer.

@@aminatandour589 Genocide hammer? I don't get it.

@@SorenDaein Thanos getting death penalty for mass genocide.

Judge: And what about the rest of the people he killed beside the types you mentioned?

@@arandomuser223 exactly lmao the original comment is dumb asf

Lol

​@@arandomuser223 they didn't go to church last Sunday

vegans lol

Would he count those since they happened off screen?

@@artcasual99 I would believe so

@@artcasual99 He counted Xandar.

@@drake1360 Fair point

@@drake1360 Counterpoint! (It's been years since I've seen any of these movies, so I might be wrong) Nebula's traumatic past was revealed in GOTG V2, not Infinity War or Endgame, which he was watching. The Xandar incident was explicitly mentioned in Infinity War. So that should count and Nebula shouldn't.

Thanos: My planet is destroyed my planet. Interviewer: And what are you gonna do about it? Thanos: I'm gonna snap half the universe out of existence. Lmaol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fake tragic

Well, he did intend to completely wipe out the whole universe. How about "Attempted Mass Devastation on Cosmic Scale"?

I Think “Omnicide” Would Be The Correct Term For It, I Assume That Thanos (Based On The Scale He Did It At) Would Either Get A Load Of Life Sentences Or A Death Penalty

@@NascarAviationDudeHe’d get infinite death penalties for it as omnicide is the worst crime anyone can commit.

Genocide is a crime and evil.

Plus illegally entering US airspace

I am not sure if his spaceship fits the definition of an Aircraft by the FAA and thus making it unapplicable.

And got his first life sentence before he was even on the screen

He'll be imprisoned after heat death

​@@flextape467the universe ended and started again and he's still in prison

just sayin the final snap could've reasonably been counted as an additional 20 trillion first degree attempted murders since the half he snapped had been revived at this point

Even with the time stone he'd be a fossil by the time he got out

He thought that the ship was owned by Nintendo, since you know it's always morally correct to pirate Nintendo 🤣

@@matthew8629 you just insulted the entire fanbase that I'm part of, but yes

​@@maxleavitt8199And that's why Segadoes what Nintendon't

@@matthew8629Wolf, you better run.

​@@Hugo-yz1vbyeah sega lost to its competition nintendo didn't lol

Well you can do really bad things without committing crimes

@@MarsRover81I don’t think that’s how that works

@@lifinale well in war you can kill people of the warred country and as long as the way you do it isnt illegal its perfectly legal you can send people to the bottom of the ocean and as long as you make them sign the right forms it wont count as murder but a sad accident that isnt illegal. Now if you're stupid and do it because of negligence then its illegal but if it is an accident and you make them sign the right forms and something still goes wrong its not illegal.

All's fair in love and war, lol

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Can't be charged for Omnicide if there's no one alive to charge you.

@@MrDalek2150 That's why I said ATTEMPTED Omnicide

I get the feeling that we could have just charged it as something similar to Genocide anyway, which likely would carry a death sentence. Attempted omnicide, or just Mass Genocide, would DEFINITELY warrant that.

@@Genderbend_Sunny It still would be """""only""""" genocide in a large scale, because Thanos didn't wanted to kill all humans, but only half.

let's say death

I thought “Valkyrie” was just a rank that female asgardian warriors could obtain?

@@normalguy5157 it is yes

​@@normalguy5157It depends on the continuity, but in regards to the MCU, it's roughly equivalent to a Spec Ops Soldier.

Personally, I would declare it self-defense as Odin ordered her death at the hands of the Valkyries. At the very least, they died in battle rather than murder.

Legally several genocide charges.

I feel like I have been proposed a challenge.

@@sleeplesswhipdcreme_nosleep Don't do it!

@@husky0098 The lives of the infinite masses with my hands. Is this how it feels to be powerful, to be loved!?

Carnage and Dormamu massacred countless people in the comics, Knull the symbiote God murdered trillions+ and Mephisto probably murdered billions to trillions.

If we count Shredder's plan to obliterate all realities, that would actually be attempted in trillions.

they got better

​@@scottkirkwood3645 is that a monty python reference

i would call it mutilation

@@JimboPro I'd of called it torture, but yours works better.

@@JimboPro yeah that one works

Presumably when the court can't be bothered to count

You see it depends on a flip of the coin.

Depends on the court. But I think a good guess would be once the numbers start going into double or triple digits

apparently not 10 trillion according to this video

@@selectivepontification8766 i like this interpretation

How do we know he was trying to erase the universe? Why are we assuming he motives changed? Wouldn't he still be trying to erase half of it?

​​​@@ReptillianStrike he said it thanos In endgame

I'd say a death sentence

Technically No, it would be more under the crimes against humanity due to him not technically being at war with anyone other than the Avengers

...fair point, he does not represent a nation as part of an official conflict@@ivanmargosdoesEverything.2923

​@@ivanmargosdoesEverything.2923It would be crimes against the universe given how it eliminated half of ALL life, not just humans.

@@mariustan9275 omnicide that’s what it’s called

@@ivanmargosdoesEverything.2923 my favourite usage of omnicide is "omnicidal robot cats"

War crimes for waging war against Asgard technically, and another life sentence for grand larceny of Thor’s hammer because it’s pretty important to keep Asgard safe with

@@Cold_Allusion That's how his name is spelled

One could also give him a Tampering With Evidence charge because by telling Cap Tony and Thor "they'll never know because you won't be around to tell them" that is intent to hide all evidence of his crimes

@@parkerteo8708 what would be the charge for tampering with evidence the size of the universe?

Would be theoretically infinite counts of genocide, murder, property destruction (from crashes), and everything else in the book at this point. By that point can add religious crimes and crimes against the balance of universe (in theory).

@@BappO-is-me considering the crime, death, probably a few death sentences.

Capt: "Born out of blood!" Thanos: "They'll never know it. Cause you won't be _alive_ to tell them."

Thanos should have gotten the death sentence for war crimes too

@@liamhalla6803 he already has them,what war crimes he gains with it?war crimes against the universe?

@@Joyscp999 one war crime; destroying civilian property and killing civilians.

@@liamhalla6803 yeah

@@Joyscp999 on the contrary, I pardoned General Hux and Moff Gideon (Star Wars).

I'm surprised it's not 3/4 of the video

You mean Thanos

@@fanofeverything30465 no, i think they meant those sentences to be separate.

Like how sans dodges all attacks She dodges a death sentence

After all, she’s the goddess of *death*

Under the assumption that Thor was the first in line at Odin's death (Believe it or not it is murky. H'es the middle child but was 2 seconds from a coronation at one point. Was Hela actively removed from that line or simply passed over by being presumed dead? But Thor in the second movie gave up the throne and left. Loki after getting rid of odin was technically the last option in line anyway, and he was legit in line as shown in Thor 1, even in adoption. Tho we don't know if he kept his title given events after. Who's at the line of succession at that point?) All that's to say, Hela should be getting an attempted regicide attempt for each attempt. And for the other its still an attempted assassination of the royal family.

Killing the Asgardians should have been counted as mass murder which would get her a death sentence. It's not second-degree murder because she clearly intended to kill them.

@@RX-12second degree murder just means you saw someone and decided to kill them instead of first degree where you planned it

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assult occationing GRIEVOUS bodily harm was heard by from The Cinema Cop in "If Top Boy Characters were Charged for their Crimes" before the video got privated

I don't even think she should be fined. Technically, it was in self defense. Thor threw it at her. If you throw a "deadly weapon" at someone, and they break it, that is on you.

I think "Improper Entry" implies when someone enters a different country without proper documentations and permission. Going from Earth to Asgard counts as crossing the border and Hela didn't have permission to enter Asgard.

Scarlet Overkill illegally crossed the uk border in a similar way but got 4 years instead of 6 months

@@kpounder4908 Scarlet was willfully and knowingly crossing the border illegally. Hela was going to murder her brothers but was transported into Asgard by accident, she didn't mean to at the time. Technicalities, my friends.

Really?

Yeah

Imagine this song plays while you play Star Fox, a series about space war.

​@Superemie401 We should make lyrics about that, that goes with the song

To be fair the only crimes Ego committed were one count of giving someone cancer (and seeing as how the tabaco companies are not locked in prison that must not be a crime) and attempted conversion of so many planets with sentient life and the resultant death of many of those sentients. Everything else Ego did was legal do to the fact that it occurred on Planet Ego where there are no laws against those things.

While thanos got 4.01x 10^36 life SENTENCE BECAUSE WHIPED OUT 50.01% OF UNIVER

@@-Cr2 4 unodecillion? According to the video he only got 10 trillion life sentences

Only 90?! ._.

@@TheOneWhoAnnoys I think 1 billion dollars more be more appropriate

Average lifespan across the world is more like 70-72 years. It's just around 80 in most first-world countries. Also I think a life sentence just means you're never getting out of jail. Though it would be amusing if some awful person's heart stopped working for a moment and they technically "died" but then the heart restarted and they got out because of it.

​@@craigmoon2121 Hasn't that already happened? That someone died for a short moment, and requested to be freed.

⁠@@Abegilr_Dragonrider it did, it was UNBELIEVEABLY funny

Only for his possible Eternal-Deviants. Thanos is immortal to aging.

​@@craigmoon2121depends on century

Thanos also destroyed star lord's blaster so add on destruction of property

Also, I think Thanos's snap would just be counted as mass murder rather than 10 trillion individual murders.

Mousait only gives a death penalty for mass murder if he can’t count the bodies. Banner’s “you murdered trillions!” line suggests about 10 trillion people were killed by the snap

Also technically the hammer was Helas so she just destroyed her own property

@@wolvreigns she would’ve have to have stole it so she’d still get fined unless I’m missing something

There was already one corm the offspring killing

But He also threw it First so you could make an Argument that its was in self defence i think?

@@Mars2519 maybe blocking it or just catching it but destroying it because now it servers her brother idk plus even then she was gonna attack so maybe no self defense she

Making a weapon From an angrassor unuseble seems to be valid for me.

@@Mars2519 Counterpoint, she was at that point escaping lawful custody iirc, so Thor was in his right to try to stop her.

Technically it was made for a competition between dwarven blacksmiths, with the prize being Loki's head. Loki managed to get out of paying by arguing, that his neck was part of his head, and that wasn't part of the deal.

Good lord he would be executed immediately. Mass genocide is cràaaaazy

That would be a whole video by itself

There aren't enough years in the lifespan of the universe for him to serve his charge

We need that video.

god of war? I respecyfully not a fan but any Sly Cooper what's his charges?

But still Thanos

Then again, that glove he wore was useless from the get go. So would that even count as an attempt, if the tool itself doesn't work?

@@turkishjanitor3666 But the intention was there and he was dead set on doing it. He just didn't know the glove wasn't working beforehand, so it would count as an attempt

​@@turkishjanitor3666 Just because the gun pressed to your head didn't work doesn't mean it wasn't attempted murder when the other person pulled the trigger.

Attempted murder at a minimum.

SEND IN THE ASTEROIDS!

​@@erzo9896 it really is Mousait be like: let's give a "father sacrificing his own daughther" scene the most banger music

I can already tell you the scene would have been ridiculous if that was the actual song.

I want full song lmao

Since it’s after this point, Thor gives up the throne, maybe The only problem is that Asgard is gone, and we have no evidence that New Asgard is recognised as it’s own place/country So to answer your question, Most likely

True, add war crimes to the list and say she get a death penalty by Surtr.

I'm pretty sure it's all sentient life or maybe all intelligent life

Where did he say he was going to commit complete genocide against the human race?

I'd say attempted genocide

I can fix her

Ironic

Lmao 😂

The assault charge is self defense since tony was trying to steal his stuff

Now here's de thing, he stated "I will shred this universe down to its LAST atom" meaning there's sting one bit of atom left in this universe. Means the universe is still existent, so dat wouldn't entirely count

turn him into a rogue planet

That's a good point

Only option is to turn him into a rouge planet. What this means is a planet is no longer gravitational bound to its host star and wanders freely through space.

Shrink him

@@Gaian-Commander So basically just what he is now?

Late but I think self defense without destroying Mjolnir would still be possible so.

We would’ve gotten a death penalty

⁠@@christopherlmoo Tbh I think Ronan’s and Thanos’s mass murders would usually result in full death sentences. They feel premeditated and can both be easily just chalked down to mass murder.

1st Place: Thanos 2nd Place: Ronan 3rd Place: Tai Lung (screw him)

I doubt even he could save Thanos

How long does it take to get into the firing squad. A death sentence by electric chair can take years before it can be executed.

obviously they wouldn't bother to add ten trillion life sentences when he already has three death sentences they would just shoot him in the head in court to be honest seeing how dastardly and nefarious his crimes are

I don't think a firing squad would do anything to him though. Maybe a makeshift guillotine with stormbreaker would work.

@@NickStutler Neither would Hanging too as there wouldn’t be a rope strong enough to do the job and it would also mean having to bring Albert Pierrepoint back from the dead.

I mean galaxies and Earth's population on top of that