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I love how he doesn't even sound mad or disappointed at Aranessa specifically, but at CA for all their weird and poorly thought out choices that have made her the way she is now.

Shame she wasn’t more mortal pirate focused. She could have had a Rakarth mechanic with her infantry with recruiting ‘pirates’ from across factions. A prelude to DoW if done right

“It’s not like Harkon named his ship the schizo!” Instant subscribe.

I showed this to a friend of mine and he said, quote; "oh come on. Bullying Vampire Coast is like drop kicking a child."

"You are by far the worst LL I've ever heard of." "But you have heard of me." *Cylostra nervously shuffles in her seat*

preach it! playing Arenessa was some of the worst experiences i've had in total war warhammer specifically because she wasn't undead and because she has the second most meaningless trait next to harkon's -100 relations with the vampire coast mutineers, a faction he can under no circumstance, make peace with, it would be like if karl franz had a relaton penelty with the empire secessionists

"Need a rework the most" My man doesn't even remember that Norsca exists. "Hey man, you wanna raze 15 citys for only one god, to get a plus 5 percent boost to research speed?"

I’d probably actually say Settra’s bonuses to Alliance points with other Tomb Kings is the worst faction trait in the game because every other tomb King faction gets wiped almost immediately or is on the other side of the planet: Numas (Wiped by Settra himself), Dune Kingdoms, (wiped by Manfred), Rakath Dynasty (wiped by Volkmar), Sentinels (never expands and has a decent chance of just automatically going to war with you in the Black Pyramid crisis), Followers of Nagash (hate you), Khatep (on the other side of the world and if he survived into the late game he’s likely in an alliance with someone you’re at war with). So you just have Khalida (who I’ve seen wiped before turn 20)

That's the chilliest roast made by the advisor he isn't mad

I'm so glad these went from "advisor being honest" to just roasts

Nanu's Pirates of Sartosa Overhaul truelly is a blessing.

Damn, that wasn't a burn, that was a whole barbecue afternoon

Props on you to mention Sartosa Overhaul!

I 100% agree Aranessa needs an overhaul, but I still enjoy playing her, she's kind of the only one that can really get away with playing more conventional take and build settlements Total War for a while, then she sets off for the high seas and hopes no one crosses the entire effin planet to sack her villages instead of fighting for their home turf. So of course they do exactly that. Seriously WHY is Zhao Ming so angry at me, doesn't he have a Skaven problem to deal with?

To be fair, if she had regen, after this burn she'd turn into one of those flaming Forest Spirits from RoR

To be fair the Sartosa overhaul made her campaign really fun and interesting

She does feel the most piratey of the pirate factions. Those bonuses to sacking and raiding are really useful and thematic when traveling around on land.

its not like harkon named his the schizo! LMAO 💀💀💀💀 RIP Aranessa

TO. BE. FAIR. (Thank you for showing the mod at the end of the clip) There's a FANTASTIC sartosa overhaul mod on the workshop that makes her able to recruit all sorts of live units, from sartosan riflemen, bombers, cannoneers, dwarf buccaneers and living Prometheans etc. You can still recruit zombie units and zombie lords, but you also get human equivalents (and 4 purchasable living lords, plus a 5th from a quest battle). Actually makes her really fun, you feel like pirates - most of the tech tree is revamped to focus on sartosan units not zombies, and all the new lords and heroes have not just new skill tree options but some entirely new skills that make them feel like tricksy swashbucklers. I'd really really reccomend it, it's my favourite way to play VC now (because go figure, modders gave her the love TW couldn't)

Honestly, having her be a norscan faction with pirate mechanics might've been hella interesting... Shame they flogged her the way they did. X_X

Keep em coming. I'm loving these plus they also highlight things that really need sorting

Now I'm wondering what would happen if the advisor was honest with a really *good* faction. "I'll be honest, you seems like you don't actually need an advisor. I've only been talking to you for about two minutes and you've already confederated half the map while actively laying siege to the other half."

Another banger, these videos never disappoint

I'm morbidly curious how a Sethra roast would go. Two words how I imagine it: Verbal counteroffensive!

For some reason I actually kinda enjoy playing Aranessa. Saying that I have to say she feels like one of the most poorly thought out/overlooked factions there is. Especially after the love the Beastmen and Greenskins got. I guess I like the idea of a mortal-undead-hybrid faction-thing. Just a shame the potential was wasted

I'm suprised he hasn't gone after the dwarves... yet. Don't worry, I won't add that to the book... Again, YET.

i am absolutely hooked on your vids!

loved this one and i can't wait what you have in store for luthor harkon

I’ve been waiting for this one

This was like watching a sad (but still hilarious) intervention.

I have waited for this one!

Do that skaven who just runs away as an ability. Don’t care enough to look up or member his name

It's like with Volkmar. Incredibly potent buffs... for a toss-away meat shield units. But with Aranesa, the irony is that good 'ol zombies are actually better at being a meat shield than Sartosans, cause Invocation of Nehek...

It is kind of sad that CA hasn't yet shown any signs of updating lords like Mazdamundi and Aranessa who could use some help. I'm not saying break them, but I mean they should do something.

These are on fire

-"Honestly Aranessa, people would like you a lot more if you had scaly legs instead of two pegs."

No manner of sea water can cool down that sick burn. Now in the words of a dead gobbo... Whose next?

She has my favourite design and animations... this hit harder than a dreadquake

Ah yes, did you know what happened to captain Roth? Cause his ship is in the Galleon Graveyard

i swear to god these vids are the most funniest shit

Ikit claw request your service , yes yes.

Preach brother advisor !

You're a legendary lord? Seriously?

"You are without a doubt the worst split faction I have ever heard of" "... but you have heard of me."

Biggest crime for a Pirate Faction? Having NO NAVAL BATTLES IN YOUR GAME. BRING THEM BACK, CA! GW LITERALLY HAS A WARSHIP TT GAME! USE IT!

Honestly, I wish that once we get the Dogs Of War Aranessa gets transfered to them.

That mod is great really is fun playing her with it without it well

"Harkon didn't name his ship the schizo!" Damn lmao

Poor Arananessa she is the one LL that would need the Dogs of War the most to make a her a mixed faction

Alright, that's it, I've seen enough of your videos without subscribing. That ends today

Sfo and the overhaul mod you listed make her faction rather fun

These are so fun to listen to. Even if I've only played Warhammer 3 😂

notifaction gang

I think the Ogre Meneaters she seems ablet to recruit should get the Sartosan Units buff So that skill could actually work... Or maybe giving her some god dam living pirates anyway...

There is no energy left for rage or trolling. Just pure sadness in adviser's heart...

Great series Please do the sisters of twiligt next :D

„Ever been mating pressed before?“

How was I not subscribed to this already? I have failed as a person.

Why is the Rum gone ? - A certain Captain

In the first 5 seconds, I thought it was going to be edited voice from actual advisor from the game. Boy was I wrong, your voice imitation is perfect that it fools me completely.

Oh so this is the pirate who keeps attacking my fortress in my Bretiona campaign, wonder she kept failing to siege the castle XD

That is so true...

She truly needs to be remade. Like wtf were they thinkin'.

Wanna see one of the dwarf lords now since their cooler cousins came in a beat the bloody in the streets

Sartosa overhaul is one of my favourite mods. It’s soooo tempting to use the undead units tho…

I'm trying the mod. I wouldn have preferred a "vampire corruption" that work like the skaven one, that you need to control and not simply push to max (but the mod author said it's hard to mod) Anyway it's interesting the mix of ogres, humans, dwarfs, in pirate style with also undead units. I also suggest to add the submod that add elves gunners only for the lol.

AHAHAHHAHAH THE SCHIZOOOOOO NO WAAAYYYY WILD

I actually like playing her.

1:05 YO that one hurt, pretty great shipname though, the "skitso"

I've never thought about that. Anaressa should be in the norsca roster. But she should access to (sartosan units) and also empire troops.

All accurate

I like how it sounds like Advisor sounds like he’s about to cry at the end. Like he doesn’t hate her like Masdamundi or the dwarfs. He just pitied her.

... gonna make a note to go beat up noctilus if I ever get to play an aranessa campaign...

speaking the truth

I want her to have her legendary ogre hero cause of her lore

Also if she could stop fucking up my Belegar campaigns that'd be appreciated

Advisor arrives from the warp, dealing non stop emotional damage. Than leaves the victim cursing the true gods of he game.... CA.

Would love to see queek headtaker or tretch get roasted!

Fave wh meme content right now

I hope that if they do a Dogs of War DLC, they add the units to Aranessa's faction too, or even switch her over. She fits much more with them than the vampire coast

Do my eyes deceive me? The advisor is now a UNIT? We are blessed!!!

I smashed the Subscribe button the moment he said it would make me really cool, AM I cool now?

0:31 Fun fact about Aranessa: Originally born Norscan, she was thrown out of her tribe for her mermaid mutation and promptly spent her childhood living with sirens, and like a homicidal little mermaid, joined the land people by amputating her legs.

An insane captain naming his ship the SS Schizo sounds amazing tho.

You should do Krog-Gar

She was done so dirty.

It's a shame too, since I like playing Vampire Coast (in Warhammer 2 since I can't play 3). My favorite among them being Count Noctilus for obvious reasons. I just wish CA would give her some more loving and make her actually function.

So sad...but true...

I'm gonna name my dog Schizo

I’m glad CA got all the Chaos stuff done with, because the Humans, Dwarfs, and maybe the Ogres all need an update from WarHammer 1 and 2. For the pirate lady, my best bet if your going full lazy is to just give her more living units while limiting the amount of Vampire Coast units she can have. Essentially have her be the extreme “Little bit of everything” faction where it averages out to have about tier 3 units and below for each faction that can be negotiated with, like having a free military outpost without the military alliance.

Lore wise it would make more seense if salt spite would be part of norsca

Can tretch craventail be next?

Sawlegs needs a rework

I thought he was there to provide advice :(

Ogres, Green skins, high elfs all live in Sartosa. Yet the only unit she got was some crappy infantry. Really hope if dogs of war happens she gets an overhaul. Heck just give her straight access to man eaters

Now that the Chaos Dwarfs are out and they make it so glaringly obvious how much rework the Dwarfs need, perhaps it's time to roast Thorgrim Grudgebearer. What's the worst he could do? Write your name in a book?

I was so disappointed with no weresharks in game

They could have made her a non-chaos focused Norscan faction. Kind of like Norman ruled Sicily in our world's history.

Dude, you can’t mention mod without giving a link to it. Nice and true video btw, Aranessa definitely needs an overhaul