Well at least they actually hunt vampires that try to conquer them, and they have cousins the ogres as friends if you try to fuck with them

dude you awsome !! pls do Averland next :DD

Wait don't you know OVN lost factions? There's Halfling in it

@@kroxigordundee7767 I got it but it's really hard to make somthin with a modded faction

@Sawyer Cantrell Halflings are actually -censored-

I'm wheezing... ROFL

*Estalia intensifies*

I think he is getting Vietnam flashback

i became for a short time norsca by this comment

Considering Miao Ying...

Warhammer used to copy Tolken in the olden days.

@@lolasdm6959 To be fair, every fantasy copies Tolkien to some extent.

@@Crawdithe98 I personally try to think of fantasy games/shows where they take 0 inspiration from Tolkien... *SO FAR NONE*

@@Crawdithe98 Well not really, that is only the case in the west, espeaciallly the Anglosphere. Tolkien took inspiration from British folk tales, that's where dwarfs and elves came from in the first place.

@@rust9542 Game of thrones comes to mind

Good stories deserve a little embellishment

Who eats halflings? Rather take a skaven instead.

FTFY >Baggins is going to return home to Mootland to find Vlad eating Isabella there.

@@cliffhanger4945 no fun if there's no nose to poke clitoris..

@@DzinkyDzink Do vampire thingies even work properly? They are just walking corpses.

@@lolasdm6959 I think, though they need someone's blood to make it hard.

except you can't be a fantasy writer in fantasy setting... unless you write about such heretical things like progress and technology whatever that means...

@@TheArklyte I take it you haven't read Herr Felix Jaeger's work then. The fanciful lad writes as if he experienced it first hand!

@@smileybones9172 bah, low quality belletristics! Where have you seen a shirtless dwarf before? What's next, human sized mice?

@@TheArklyte Necrodomo the Insane for example wrote such bullshit that is considered to be a fantasy inside fantasy for most players

That's Belegar and he took Baggins to taken 8 Peaks from Imrik.

Don't forget to make sure they're dead

cant have halflings actually making there food taste good

Which is like, all the time.

And then you relies that the halting have no filter and are about as crooked as a skavens tail.

To Averland!

Tell me where is Balthasar, for I much require to speak with him

And also don't be a vault guardian in a bank unless if you want to become a gold statue *cough cough* Balthassar Gelt

Sauron is the necromancer in the hobbit so that's him with his army of ring- i mean uhh....cairnwraiths and fell bat- i mean uhh... fellbeasts

The dragon by himself probably made the fifth gang, or the catayan restaurant owner called his "friends"

Beastmen

I was always not sure what the 5th army was even in the book. Were they counting Goblins separate from Orks? Or were they Counting Eagles?

@@parkerdixon-word6295 Gandalf

...thorgrimm,bombur,biffur, xD

The way of how they name their people is quite grim

The namers are funnier when you pronounce them "Ung-rim", "Dwag-rim", "Big-rim", "Glog-rim", "Bog-rim", "Bomg-rim", "Dong-rim" and finally "Thorg-rim". Grombrindel is the only one not with rim in his name, therefore he is sus and quite possibly a half-ling instead. Probably stole that name from someone and called it borrowing.

Bigrim the Dwarf was an absolute chad, look at the size of his rim!

Fulgrim, Grimgor, Sigvald...

In old editions there were actually rules to play so called "The Comradeship" as special characters in the halfling army.

Not only that, but they also got a Vote for the emperor out of that too.

THIS ACTION HAS MY CONSENT

Persecution, discrimination and even outright assaults against Dwarves and Elves living within the Empire probably still happen, they're likely just less frequent, both due to religious, political or social reasons as well as just the fact there's just less of them around. Also that such incidents of racial violence against elves and dwarves probably tend to be less...'note worthy' in most cases. (the sheer brutality and cruelty of it I mean)

@@navilluscire2567 That, and that the Dwarfs and Elves can be lethal in fight. Halflings... not as much.

@@novaterra973 True, dwarves and elves might tend to be more capable of fighting back atleast in a physical fight against would be linch mobs or other racially motivated attacks but I think it's more about *they can get away with fighting back or even killing in self defense or against potential assault too.* What I mean is that a Dwarf in say Altdorf were to defend himself from drunk, racist, dwarf-hating humans and managed to fight them off maybe even kill one or two of them then he's likely going to get off Scot free as far as the law is concerned but it's the strong possibility that he won't face serious retaliation outside the group that assaulted him. The other Rieklanders (where Altdorf is) probably won't raise too much of a fuss over such an incident because one it's not seen by most as sociable acceptable to harass a dwarf for no other reason than them being a dwarf (try to haggle them in a deal sure, or wary of sticky fingers maybe..) and two because for many humans in Sigmar's domain they see most dwarves (broadly speaking) as at best mankinds most staunch allies with similar or compatible interests and this has been proven multiple times over the centuries and generations of cooperation and comradeship between the two races. Over the generations of fighting together in countless wars and battles against hordes of monsters and mutual enemies strong, lasting alliances have been reaffirmed time and time again. Not to mention the dwarves historical aid to reconstruction efforts after said conflicts which has engendered mostly high opinions and mutual respect in the popular consciousness of many Imperials if not outright good will, barring personal friendships and bonds, grudges and hatred between individuals or subgroup to subgroup relations. That's not even counting the numerous gifts given and contributions the dwarves civilization has made to the Empire from famous landmarks and engineering projects like dwarf made or designed bridges and walls to roads, fortifications and other vital Infrastructure which has made dwaf kind pretty synonymous with reliability further cementing their image as decent, hard working folk that are not be too harshly treated. (when possible or convenient..) Now ofcourse individuals are not stereotypes positive or negative, not ever dwarf is a friend, reliable, hardworking or good with crafting. Contrasted with halflings whom started out their notable place in the Empire's history as takers of people's lands and homes when the ill fated decision of the all ready (at the time and even today) hated Emperor Ludwig the fat (lovely moniker..) to give parts of Averland and Stirland to the newly founded (at the time) province of the Moot or Mootland province. This basically set the tone for Averland's and maybe more so Stirland's rocky and turbulent relationship with the Moot and the Halflings of the Empire for centuries to come. This along with the Halflings steadily growing influence on the Empire and control of its vital bureaucracy through their status as an Imperial province and having their own elector vote on selecting the Emperors of the Empire made already distrustful and resentful humans all the more adverse to halflings, mainly in those provinces that had to now seriously compete economically with the raising agricultural and tobacco industry powerhouse of the Mootland in its early years. This continued on with building tensions until a Stirland elector count managed to win an election and became Emperor who made it practically state policy to discriminate against and even encouraged assaults or mass riots against mainly halflings living outside the Moot destroying their homes or businesses. This set off a near Empire wide powder keg of racial violence and even full blown progroms against halflings which saw the uprooting of their enctched positions within the Empire's bureaucracy leading to an eventual drastic reduction in Halflings living outside the Moot and with most halflings coming to see humans as at best necessary allies but could quickly turn to viscous enemies and so most halflings today live in the Moot as far away as possible from the world of men at large outside of vital trade and necessary cooperation. (again baring friendships, relationships and bonds between individuals and subgroups) Ofcourse things are alot better now as far as discrimination and hate against halflings goes due in no small part to halfling rights organizations like the *"Queensberry lodge"* a halfling run group that sought to aid oppressed or discriminated halflings across the Empire and protect halflings from racial violence or attacks. This along with general trends of most humans becoming much less antagonistic toward halflings and it being seen as "unfashionable" to be harsh to the small-folk or at the very least are more tolerant of their presence or more indifferent about them save for maybe folks from Stirland or Averland but even that hard cultural sentimentality has grown softer and has become more and more the sphere of outspoken racist groups or individuals than just casual rascism abounding over the latter centuries and newer generations.

@@navilluscire2567 That is true.

How about the "Return of the Elector Counts" or "The Two Gates"?

Or "The Giant Glowing Warpstone"

That's a Simallrian reference

When your steak attacks you

@@lolasdm6959 If a vampire eats too much stake does it cause for them death by heart attack? 🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️💔 🥁 Ok, I'll show myself out.

@@dubuyajay9964 lol

I could see the Vampire counts secretly owning and promoting a store chain similar to *"Hot Topic"* from the shadows as a front to recruit more cultists by making Vampires and the whole dreary, gothic esthetic "hip and cool" with young "Old worlders" (Fantasy "Not-Europe") some future timeline set in the early "information age" of the Warhammer Fantasy world. (maybe crystal ball based internet that's REALLY slow and crappy?)

He sounds like Carl from Aqua Teen

Man I was hoping to find a comment like this. He sounds exactly like Carl

Stirland has no claim on it, if their cuisine has any say in the matter!

The Emperor says otherwise. Do you question his authority?!

DAMN HALFLINGS STOLEN MY LAND!

You misspelled Sil.. err Slovania. Land of batdiddlers.

Yeah they tried to take it but lost a STEAM TANK ONE OF 12 TANKS IN THE EMPIRE that's how strong or lucky the halflings are

Was just about to ask..

Yeah I’m pretty sure he uses a program that “deepfakes” voices from other media. The Narrator is from The Stanley Parable.

A trilogy of movies, followed by one movie stretched into 3 parts.

At least this time he was made into something delicious instead of something worse than a warcrime.

Now every mootling has an extra arm, eye or even some extra fur.

You are correct

Who is Carl?

And remember: a good Halfling... is a dead Halfling