Imagine what it's like to be a PE teacher in this universe.

⁠maybe a coach?

Should've said "living paycheck to paycheck as the reigning 3 time MVP" only because there are football players barely making it for real.

​@@562wiseguyFootball players barely making it?? In what world are you talking about bro? The league minimum is somewhere around Half a Million per year 😂😂😂

@@YourMothersMan The comment obviously went way over your head

Best part. 😂😂😂

this was the point of the whole skit

@@minkichang which is why I thought it was so funny.

1000th like

TravelingDorks ohhhhhmy god I’m gonna watch this a lot

You wouldn’t be able to afford education then lmao. You cost $2million to get a class with the 1st overall draft pick

@@abhivideos101 no, that money would be paid by sponsors, students are like crowd in games

Teachers might actually want to teach and be good at it

This wouldn’t work in real life

@@andrewmacfarlane8223 yes it would.

Naram Ziady shit got me 😂

relateable

My english teacher "if you would've just raised ur hand more, i would've given you 10(out of 10), but because u didn't, i give u 8. take it or leave it."

As a fellow introvert, I also felt 😭

Yep!! That was me in high school, I ain't raisin my hand!!

or Master Chef: Lunch Lady Edition

😂😂😂

Yea and they put a cap on the number of Asian teachers you can pick.

@@Clavitz1 that one kind of already happened tho but it was on chopped not masterchief

@@kingjamestres that's awesome.

Both my parents and my grandmother are teachers. Teachers should get this treatment. I absolutely love this.

no it’s not what they deserve i’m sorry but professional athletes work from birth to get where they r and work insanely hard, teachers deserve more money but not anywhere near what pro athletes get

​@@thekingelp3551 I mean no harm, but are you implying that teachers didn't "work from birth and get where they are and work insanely hard"? Dude, you're underestimating teachers. Their myriad fields burgeons humanity through breakthroughs. Everyone, appreciate your teachers! That's among ways we express our gratitude towards them.

​@@thekingelp3551 Generally, research that teachers are among professions that are taxing with only little salaries. With their love for us students, I hope that they get what they deserve.

@@zlzizszazizsxlxixfxex8202 no a lot of teachers did not work from birth or work insanely hard, there’s a lot of great teachers out there but a good percentage of them r horrible and don’t know what they’re doing

Teachers and professors do the same thing but only professors get respect.

For many students, you might be the only good role model they have ❤

Stop going on strike all the time

​@@zigman3105shut it

@@zigman3105 "All the time" Retard

Yea somebody already said this comment 🙄

@@relentlessenterprises9238 your point? You keep posting it under every repetition as if no one is entitled to repost it😒

@@ianessel If you you felt defensive enough to reply that way, then you clearly understand my point. And no, I believe people are entitled to say what they please. Just as this person did, just as I did after, just as you did in response. Being praised or ridiculed for what's expressed comes with the territory of that freedom. Personally I don't find humor in unoriginality (especially if the "original" comment in itself was just a line from the feature), but if you do that's ok. I will say though, if you're annoyed by seeing my same criticism so frequently after each of the same posts.. what does that say about those posts?

@@relentlessenterprises9238 point well taken..touché💯

MVT!

Jordyn Ann who was the female actress in that scene? I've seen her somewhere on Netflix (or somewhere else) but can't place it and it's beginning to annoy me now

@@stuartkay1393 Not sure! She kind of looks like Bryce Dallas Howard (Claire fromJurassic World), but not quite.

@@jordyn8924 you have a good eye, son

I know, if they Play this wrong and call on someone not ready... And destroy them forever.

Teacher DO that. I am a teacher. 😆

and it changes absolutely nothing

@@skyworkeralan Neither do tv shows, movies, books, music or any form of media but they still bring attention to topics in enjoyable ways. Just because it doesn't have an immediate impact in this very complex world we live in it doesn't mean it's worthless or shouldn't exist

As an introvert I've gotta say, those moments were the most terrifying and the most gratifying moments of school. It's like the teacher knew who was going to have the correct answer. And it wasn't any of the attention seekers.

Also, as in introvert, I gotta say those teachers have been instrumental to getting me to open up more.

Carl Bell damn that’s tuff

@@carlbell5508do you remember having the right answer but doubting yourself only because you didnt want to get called on?

All the time. If no-one else raised their hand then I was certain I didn't have the answer.

It's from a parallel universe where Mr. Rogers got elected president of the United States....

@@KingoftheJuice18 😭

gnshapiro he would never want to be though

@@cart4092 I think you're right. On the other hand, in that parallel universe, where things are clearly so very different, maybe he would 😉

That's the reality I want to live in.

This is their most wholesome but not their funniest.

Came to the comments to find this! Pure gold.

Part of me feels like they had the idea for that commercial, but had no where to use it, so they then created the rest of the skit JUST to put that at the end lol.

@@dwasse yup.

that was legendary

Lmao i was just thinkiing that

Advertising done right

Ads should just be skits, so they have more value

not really in my opinion its like duh..

Who you telling? I assumed it was a real commercial and was about to click next vid

lil bit of a donald glover / atlanta inspiration

When every thing get automated by AI,and hopefully we didn't get the Dystopian future.Scientist and Every profession that require creative mind Will get pushed to the front

entertainers are rewarded for helping us momentarily escape from our misery and requires zero work on our part.... whereas doctors/teachers make us take responsibility for our own lives, and that is never a popular thing. Unfair but the world as you know by now isnt fair.

Bread and circus, son. Thats what the rulers need to feed the populi, to keep them busy and ignorant, so they can rule forever..

i don t think it s a real ad

@@unhommequicourt no shit, sherlock

Un homme qui court. Are you yuri??? YURITARDED GET REKT NERD

@Un homme qui court. its obviouslly the joke but i think its actual payd product placement otherwise the producers would never let them air it since they could very easylly get sued

@@unhommequicourt They probably are real since they used real company names. They could have used made up company names and go full comedy central on the skit.

Best comment here ^

@Stay Positive yup, not just basketball, It's called tanking. But teams would usually call it a rebuild. Some teams intentionality trade away current players to acquire future draft picks or younger players with potential. That would negatively affect your performance, lower standings and higher draft pick. It's generally frowned upon, no fans like to see their teams lose, and your game attendance would take a hit. Leagues are putting in measures to prevent this, like NBA changing the draft lottery chances.

That’s not how the schools would tank though, they’d trade away old teachers for janitors or something and tank to get first picks

@@Ruben-wm7hx Lmaooo when all your teachers are Gym teachers 💀💀

@@LvyPK Damn that school must really be tanking for that one English teacher who changes lives

Amen!

Book Pusher 😂😂 I’m max

Whats the point quoting this

Book Pusher Loved this one! 😂

@@swerks197 introverts dont get involved too much in recitation as far as I know

My fave part of the segment 😊

BREAKING NEWS: freddy2nt openly contemplates retirement. Front office blindsided. Says there was no indication of freddy2nt's unhappiness with organization. Teacher's Union rep didn't respond to request for comment.

@@jamaalfridge Lol, good one!

@@jamaalfridge LMAO!

@@jamaalfridge I'm not a teacher but, that was hilarious. 🤣

Freddy! Step yo game up foo!! Too much slackin in the off season man. Smh.

why?

Kirill Gusakov cuz it was funny

This was the best part.

lunch ladies are way under appreciate!

Kirill Gusakov because in most pro sports leagues trades are made and if it is a minor one not all details come right away (or sometimes even at all). Which is why I found it funny that they did that regarding teachers.. I hope that clears it up

Yooo I looked for this comment 😁🤣

Underrated

"kid was a natural Mathlete"

And the schools drafting teachers in order based on their test scores would really level out the quality of teachers that are in what schools. Right now, we mostly have higher quality teachers teaching at higher income areas at nicer suburban school with inner city schools getting stuck with less motivated teachers and lower budgets overall.

@@PtylerBeats I agree 💯

Imagine if you learned what capatalism and government money is

@@mssrbacteria7990 the problem is tying a school's budget to property value (via property taxes), that's how you expand wealth inequality, not reduce it.

@@mssrbacteria7990 get bent kid

Seriously, you can't tell me that wouldn't be a great ad campagne

It was spot on!

I thought it was a real ad till I read the comments

I’m curious if this episode is indeed sponsored by BMW

@@lz6594 If it wasn't, then it should have been...

Did you make your classes write a 5 page essay about the video tho?

@@obiwanfisher537 fr 💀

But what if it weren’t a joke, but Satire to bring about revolutionary change in our COUNTRY and MINDSET regarding Teachers and Schooling …

yeah, y'all genuinely do deserve to be treated as the professionals and leaders you are. i hope you didn't have to pay for your own expo markers this year.

Laurentius Michael George humble pro football player*

😂😂😂

Haha

Laurentius Michael George lmao they have a separate segment on that too kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ac6qrNBm2pnYfp8.html

Daniel Cardozo came here for this

Best line of 2015.

Best lineof2023

The Cosby Show did this already

I agree underrated.

You ever seen the racial draft by chappelle

You wrote down what I thought exactly but couldn't find the words for it. This skit was just so good.

@@chrise5238 This. Chappelle Show was the predecessor to K&P - basically the same show 15 years later with a better budget.

When is that?

2:37

To be named later hahahah

that’s funny

🤣😂

Also it's a pretty meaningful message.

​@@moussetache1815 Yeah, yeah, teachers are underpaid. Get over it already.

Kronos are you stupid lmao

@@sleepygene Yeah his teachers were underpaid.

This is where western society fails! Love of money and greed undercuts common sense

Max Fliegner 😆

I wish I was high on potenuse

Well they had BMW above the slogan so if anyone were to take it , it woulbe BMW

That’s these two in a nutshell, they make stuff better, the east v west skits are flawless, the uniforms are music better than the real stuff.

@@grievouscontent LOLLLL! LOve it!

The top news everybody missed! What a bad trade from the team!

If you'd be keeping up with TeachingCenter you would know that Janeane Lowe's test scores have been sub-par for a number of months and that this is actually a pretty fair trade.

Dave Carr lmao check the latest skyline high med report, she has a bad case of scoliosis too, barely can reach the blackboard now. Mayfield prep just wanted to clear up it’s cap space I smell conspiracy this shit is unfair 😤

Very nice of them to recognise the contributions of the non-teaching staff. Librarians, lunch ladies, all have an important job to do too.

@@aadarshmoses1767 Skyline HS was loaded at the librarian and lunch lady positions. They gave up very little for a proven French teacher with veteran leadership and experience against international competition.

The funny thing is how many hands are raised LOL

Comment was already done

RelentLess Enterprises Damn son, you must have a lot free time. I’m jealous.

Okay????

@@HeyTash have you not seen Key & Peele’s legendary substitute teacher skit? That legend was Mr. Garvey!

He’s for REAL!

@@milan1200 so, y’all better check yourself

He’s been a sub all season though, I’m hoping they call him up to be a starter this season

That had me dying! Lol

That made my heart warm.

It's so right tho! The best teachers are able to bring in not just those who already know the answer but those who do but are too shy to speak up and those who don't know but wanna know. Pro move right there!

Boxer Muhammad Ali Mad' of lies on Malcolm X death. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/napmmLho3bLIZYk.html&feature=share Muhammad Ali reveals X-Men power used to dominate kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qN10gMaDvrqaYKM.html&feature=share..2pac gives respect to Farrakhan..kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hrd3gJt6pseUeo0.html&feature=share

I’m an introvert who hated raising my hand in class and this happened to me once. I didn’t know the answer to the question though and it still pains me to this day lol…

Yeah cause a lot of guys upon seeing the many raised hands will pull the Raise-the-hand-like-you-know-the-answer audible.

He says even though his hand isn’t up he’s GAY

@@jeremyjones290 can you send link on the chappelle show? i want to watch it.. thanks in advance!

Think it's actually supposed to be "he's game"

@@borninthefuturelivinginthe7178 yeah lollllllllll

More like if teachers were treated like this the most talented ppl would strive to be teachers. Imagine how that would affect the world.

No. Hell no. A struggling teachers there for the kids, and that's whom you WANT teaching. Give em a 2 million tax free payout after 20 years upon retirement and a 35k a year housing voucher for life as well subject to be less based on their students test scores a performance on average over the course of their careers.

Bang-average athletes aren’t “acknowledged and appreciated” like this. Only the best make it, after rigorous training and multiple tryouts. Only a tiny fraction of current teachers could make the cut if it was a system like this.

Gaijin Hakase Thats why becoming a teacher should be more difficult if they did this and increased the wage. Athletes make a lot of money compared to teachers and if teachers were paid how much Athletes were, more people would strive to be smart and educate more. Theyd want to educate other and itd be great because theyd have to learn more and more to become a teacher if the requirements are raised.

Yes. I agree ☝️ I have teachers hell in high school but I apologize for everything I done ✅ but I teach my kids you have to respect the ones who make sacrifices that they make for you

Luffer Booms Salute to all the teachers & coaches who taught those very same pro athletes so that they could be the best they can be and have a backup plan for when they can’t do sports anymore

Salute to all those athletes whose family were poor and couldn't put food on the table and they still were able to push through it and become famous.

Naw man I’ve had way too many teachers who were lazy fucks that didn’t even do their jobs. They put on KZfaq videos and shit and just graded papers them fucks don’t deserve nothing. Now for the few that did teach, yeah they deserve a bit more but so many don’t teach anything.

Those hardships being terrible ass kids.

Salute to all of us who help people achieve their goals. Teachers, coaches, parents, friends, the people who give of themselves so others can have a shot. Life isn't about yourself, it is about ourselves. We are all in this together, so we might as well help each other survive. And to Headshredder, I'm sorry your teaches were sub-par. If you are still in school, I hope you find motivated individuals who can guide you where you need to go.

I did too haha

Jorge Rubio LMAO

It’s a pretty slick way to use product placement in their episode.

IT WAS a BMW ad. Just because they made a joke out of it, doesn't mean they didn't get paid to advertise.

@@Testiculitis except the original comment on this thread ofc

*Their

@Abigail Phan *was

@Abigail Phan *their

@Abigail Phan Are you seriously this thick?

Abigail Phan OMG, they are clearly not being serious. Congrats on be trolled I guess 😂.

Society if Teachers were valued like this:

Athletes in general provide entertainment and escape from reality for time being.... Teacher in general ruin lives

@SIA_ROG good for you

@@MuhammadZeeshan-rb5pj Wow, sounds like you hated school. I feel sorry for you. I loved school and loved my teachers. Knowledge is the only reason I got to where I am today

The public school system was set up to indoctrinate new factory workers to work for the elite class. Good teachers are of great value, but the system they work in is not.

@@jeremyjones290 what sketch are you talking about with Chapelle?

@@jeremyjones290 you're right nobody cares. Why should they? Chapelle had jokes other people had said before too, he's not some bastion of originality. the best jokes are timeless, and so will be retold for younger generations by younger comedians, it's the nature of comedy.

Why the fuck did you almost cry?

@@jetsarefast If you can almost do something, you can literally almost do something. Literally doesn't make things more or less definitive, it's either a clarification that you're not speaking figuratively or used as hyperbole when you are speaking figuratively.

@@danfelder8062 I almost literally typed the same thing before I saw ur comment

Feel? There's no 'feel' to it, it IS dystopian. Most people are just trained not to see it.

Agreed but idk if I’d use the word “love” 😅 lmaooo

@@spookyblush-speedruns honesty couldn’t care less

@@marcellodeltoro5772 is either a manchild baiting people or just proud to be an ignoramus, or in all likelihood, both.

@@thegettokidZz agreed

Listen, you can't miss 2 weeks of teaching. All the best teachers are there everyday for the students. I heard he wasn't even sick he simply took time off for vacation, if he wants teacher of the year he needs to get priorities right. Simple as that!

Look he did a good job getting his students engaged, he just couldn’t get Joshua off his phone. He will only get better that is for sure, but his game plan wasn’t up to par.

@@oldthug7624 That isn't his fault though, early in the year Joshua had already decided that he wanted to mess with Wu after he told Josh to stop messing with his hat in class. Should've been moved out the class immediately when the school noticed!

I think the media is attacking his credibility all because he's an Asian teacher. Society is messed up y'all.

No doubt a generational talent. I think he takes this off-season to get healthy and comes back strong next semester. My only concerns are Principal O'Shaughnessy not using him to his strengths, and key students like Balakay underperforming on spelling tests.

I felt the same. I'm teacher too.

Mel it made me cry lol

This is just pure smart intellectual humor

You found it heartwarming?? I found it depressing, because this will never happen neither will any teacher get 80 mil a year :(

Thank you for your service *salutes*

Because math is one of if not the most crucial subject to learn, it’s like drafting a QB or Pitcher or like the NBA in the 50s drafting a center

@@Ruben-wm7hx a huge chunk of the stuff that is taught in maths is utterly useless to anyone that isnt going for a maths degree. Biology is useful for every proffession related to anything that is alive. That is a huge number of fields, from brain surgeons, to fishermen, to lumber workers, to farmers and anyone involved in any sport. Biological knowledge is useful for a terrifying number of things. Mathematical knowledge is useful for 1. Sure some bits of it can be used in engineering, physics and chemistry, but not much of it. Getting an extra biology teacher is way better than a maths teacher.

@@sethbennett617 So much ignorance in saying math can only be used for one subject, literally math is extremely useful in a lot of the jobs you just stated and more like being a CEO being a Treasurer being a stock broker being a mechanic being a manager for any business anywhere and having to balance the tills, biology you said deals with any job that has to do with living things but math is really used for any job ever, if you study math in university you will really have no problem doing your own taxes you could learn the best outcomes and probabilities of any gamble like fantasy football or Vegas you can understand the best ratios and deals when shopping in a store, my math teacher who graduated with a masters degree from Corpus Christi A&M is literally living in a 2 story house with a huge backyard and porch with a Harley Davidson and Range Rover and he told us this multiple time because he wanted the students to know that even on a teachers salary everything he learned from university was able to teach him the best stock options to invest in and the best way to spend money whenever he gambles as well as what time in the year is best for retail shopping and etc etc etc, math will always be useful for eternity

@@Ruben-wm7hx i never said maths wasnt useful. I said a huge chunk of it isnt for a lot of people. What you mentioned is useful. Im not denying that. But is a nurse going to need pythagoras? Is the fisherman trawling for your cod going to need to calculate a parabola? Is the farmer that toils in the field for your flour going to need advanced trigonometry. Yes these parts of mathematics have their places. they are imperative, for advanced mathematics and engineering and parts of the sciences. But they are not useful to the most important members of our society, the jobs that hold everything up. Biology is useful in more of those jobs. Im not saying dont teach maths, im saying it should be an elective sooner. Because it is needed less than is made out to be. A doctor is more important to our society than a mathematician, that is a fact based on the number of human lives saved. The mathematician scoring in at probably less than 1. The doctor coming in at possibly hundreds. The doctor does not use pythagorean theorem to do that, he uses fundamental biology. A biology teacher is more important to society than a maths teacher.

@@sethbennett617 You know the subjects were arguing for: math and science, are both used for most of the highest paying degrees in college, so either is good I just don’t like how you downplay math like every teenager ever online who thinks “oh math is just pemdas and trying to find the area of a triangle I don’t need this”’ when in actuality math is so much more than that in university, all I’m saying is there is way more millionaires and billionaires who went to college but they didn’t spend their time looking at body diagrams, no they spent their time studying math for business and are now worth more than even the hospital’s those precious doctors of yours works at

Lmaooo

Exactly how my teachers got me everytime.

Give this guy the Comment of the Year award!!!!!

Idk this wasn't really that funny. Key and Peele normally have me crying of kaughter

Skit is uploaded 3 hours ago bish

maybe everyone wouldn't hate teachers so much if they stopped teaching our children to be communists.

Came out 3 hours ago

Yousef Imran Good catch. I completely missed that.

It's brilliant!

😂😂😂😂

Aaaaww ❤️❤️. We appreciate you too 😊

Much love!!!

Thank you for your time and effort in what you do everyday for thousands of students who may or may not appreciate you for who you are and what you do for them

You da real MVP. And God I wish you get million dollar contracts too.

You is appreciated

Love that this comment is made from somebody running a soccer analysis channel. I think we’d all be a lot better off. Our societal priorities are way outta wack.

@jaay teee Third round pick at best.

Buena suerte, maestra bella 💚💛❤

Thank you for your service.

Yu look like a 1st rounder 😍

@@mdickerson0921 Thank you! I do my best 😊

Lebron James 😂😂😂😂😂

Poor DeAndre Hopkins😂😂😂

Ethan Hoerr profile picture homies.

It would be the reality show version of Stand and Deliver!

THE818SNRUB Whoa, I never thought something like this would happen. Kudos. 👊

Ethan Hoerr that would be interesting.

I'd tune in EVERYDAY you know, after I finished my homework. SIKE, I did it on the bus! *mic drop*