Many news reports said the other way arround, that it was the US ship with sun bathing MF's and the US wanting a colision as they want another war, aparently it's boring in the middle east.

Lefties and globlist is fucked. How you gonna contain russia yet alone china?😂😂😂😂

@@Saiputera did you really just say "lefties" lol Left handed people rock... Bitch.

@@Saiputera yeah cause pussy righties don't fight huh. Draft dodgers

@@NoName-rg3np if liberal are rocked why country like saudi,hungary,poland,russia,india ect.. elected a right wing party into power. Liberal world order is collaping hard yo. The world is getting more mutipolar. Lefties are fucked😂😂😂

IKR?

Well... there's no beach... That's why they missed it, it's because it's not a good one 😅

Marco They’re getting their beach bods man!

@@charlleedodson yeah but the point is: of they collide and die in the middle of the ocean... No one will get to the beach. Just because it makes a rhyme it doesn't mean it's a good joke

Marco no he means preparing for the summer a beach body so prepare for beach not we’re going to a beach

Hahaha you made my day

王琳 😷

You find the truth

that's fit for iraq and north korea too. hahahah

太真实了吧

Yeah

you r a old Trump.

xswl

Trump: You are my best friend and brother. Xi: Is that so? I need you to tone down and stop accusing China. Trump: Yes, the democrats are shit. Xi: I was talking about you keep pointing at China for ripping US economy. Trump: I know right! The democrats are always doing their shit to blame China. This is true story, conversation between Xi and Trump on G20 meeting in previous years. But of course the conversation was exaggerated a bit as I wrote it. But it showed how Trump is so deep in his own fantasy.

@@ericwong4213 interesting.... Trump2020

Russians don't believe in Jesus.

@@billmurray7473 well 42% are Orthodox Christens

Nah, it just means that the Russians are quite chill, but then you would have to be or Russian drivers would give you a heart attack...

you Indian f*** off. before criticizing anyone look at urself.

@@samsh1376 I am not Indian "Angry brother"

exactly. The Americans think the world revolves around them

Preach Comrade!!

Tell them my guy

You fucking sed it

Agreed brother no more wars we want peace america needs to stop looking for war against everyone we want to build our countries not attack you

USING VPN China? Lol

Great Course Hub ?

Wait I thought KZfaq was banned in China. Why don't you guys ask the govt to remove the ban?

Master Dementer LOL you think we can “ask” the government?

Great Course Hub Jealous? Nah.

😄

Not really. Court fools were able to dispense more truth than almost anyone else in court, since they were expected to be taken less seriously.

In at least two countries, actual comedians, became actual leaders. 'The world turned upside down.'

I dunno. Orwell was too right, in a lot of ways. I'm just glad he didn't see the rise of late night talk hosts, who are more responsible than the politicians attempting to recreate 1984...

And stronger-willed, to boot.

liberal,marxist are fucked yo AHHAHHAHAAH

Gotta laugh to keep from crying.

He is a South African spy and will be arrested soon for collusion.

All humor is derived from fear

@@anonymousperson7889 Are you serious?

薄名萧 no, he’s just spewing alt right propaganda

Lol

We Chinese need friends,no like the US always against the world

lol,but pandas really mean a lot to Chinese.

As a regular common people of China, I just want people from all parts of the world unite together happily. As for pandas, maybe government will think they mean a lot, but as for me they're just a cute creature rolling around eating bamboo.

@@user-rp7cl1dz8r yes ！

@Ann Nifödova there are few countries that own global-range nuclear ICBMs,even fewer to manufacture them all by their own, and guess what, China is one of them. Update your knowledge.

china might no have as much nuclear warhead than us or russia BUT......... they have already enough to nuke the world thoroughly, its only upto whether they decides to use it, same goes with us, Russia, uk, france ..... etc,etc

@@tytoalba4794 😂😂😂😂

hahahh'h you are right

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Qixuan Chen Trevor is really cooking this is my third time through this kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b5yfhKtkzKyrgXk.html&authuser=0 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oNqljcKqktCZhn0.html&authuser=0 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hNx6d6-LptmliKs.html&authuser=0

Yuppp me too

@@reneharusinec2146 what fuck are you？ shit

@@reneharusinec2146 if you want to curse, we got plenty of Chinese who can use English to curse with you all the time.LOL.

Jason B give me some pocket gun, we can meet, i’ll shot them, then run..

@Pink Rose Vot are you hafing against the RAshin Akcent in Englich???

As a Russian guy i can say that no American gets it right.

Pink Rose Yes he does a good job with the accent kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b5yfhKtkzKyrgXk.html&authuser=0 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oNqljcKqktCZhn0.html&authuser=0 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hNx6d6-LptmliKs.html&authuser=0

ARE YOU A BALL? ROLLING SO MUCH

Racism is funny

Yes, you are right

it's illegal for China to be stronger. hhhhhh

Bingo~！

yes, finally these people changed their ways to blame China, hhhhhhhh

lol

Lwandiso In Trevor’s accent 😹

Lmao

That's Russians for you.😂

Yes,that is what he said in the video.Thank you for your service!

Lwandiso that made my day.

You are right.

秀

没毛病

no doubt😂

you tell the truth

你喜欢成龙？😂😂

well,me too

well,Jackie Chan is a Typical Chinese,he love his country,and he is really brave

@@ltdhj561 he love peace, i'm Indonesian, i saw him in turkey film, hollywood, and another

Same

I don’t care! It’s still tariffs. 💀

Likely we don't have much to sell to USA... From Slovakia 😄

Plus: both countries are members of the EU, and so he would have to put tariffs on the EU, but that's something that has been explained to hin most probably hundreds of times by now and he still does not understand :).

He is from Germany

"Whoever puts tariffs on Slovakia puts them on us, too!" The Czech Republic (and the EU :-) )

I doubt it. Chinese people have to use a VPN to watch him

​@@chaosXP3RT Why you are everywhere to judge the VPN thing? Maybe you should use VPN in China to know what China is really like and realizing how idiot you are .

chaosXpert we have diligent voluntary translators to translate these videos and post them in Chinese social media

@@chaosXP3RT We have a video website named bilibili in China. In fact, many Chinese people know Trevor through this website. He is really famous in China.

@@qr_code3774 Is he famous because he hates the USA?

he earns better than you.

Would you like to have my panda? 😎

fiona not giving it renting lol 😆

Panda diplomacy

Reminds me of mw2

No Battlefield 4 comes to mind for me

Ah but in 70 maxims for maximum effective mercenaries the saying is: “The enemy of my enemy is my enemy’s enemy. Nothing less, nothing more.”

🤣

I don't get why he does an italian accent when talking about new jersey tho😂

@@amsasic bc they probably have most of the Italian-Amarican communities in the US

@@yuanginsberg3857 还有这种事？

太上头了😂😂😂😂

Abhinandan also needs a support Ma man 😂😂

You're so clever 😁

⭐ WINNING COMMENT! ⭐

Very punny 😂 🤣

Trump is mad because he didnʻt get a Panda!!!!

@@gjohnson6884 but he got a beautiful love letter from KinJungUn,LOL

W B 😂

Trump: Putin and I are best friends. Xi: Hold my BaiJiu.

@@Ecoean Hold my 庆丰包子

@@existenzq4928 就你皮

Enoch Clark Zhao 你的意思是啤酒

😏

@@jennyzhu3577 lol Chinese 3 inch are coming

@@unknownmasksw2serialirious580 Yeah bend over.

Don't try, we a good guys))

@@antanariva I love Russians

Ukraine

Yeah if you do you will be sent to gulags

I love Russians, i love Putin best in the world.

I know right 😂

@@manitshetty MIGHT?!

@@obi-wankenobi1233 I suppose, is*

right

Not even close

It is just as Effective as closing down the government

He's discovered Maxwell's silver hammer, and is using it on US.

His tariffs are destroying my retirement account. I'd say how much I lost it infuriates me. I interpret these govt actions as a too-close warning shot aimed at economic stability. Considering that Mexico agreed to address illegal immigration IN MARCH, the tariff fest looks like a demonstration of how dangerous insubordination will be in2020

@@headcold7250 his bff Putin urged tariffs as a weapon. Eejit Trump, having cheated his way through Wharton, believes him. Not all the economists in the world can now teach him otherwise, nor even the actual disastrous repercussions, which he will decry as 'fake news', even from Fox.

@Masked Singer oh, honey, their covert ops have been double-teaming us since the 80's.

Zim Ba Nope, the US ship tried to ram on to the Russian ship. Trevor must be Trump’s bastard.

^^ Defective Russian bot detected.

Speaking of humor xfinty ad that is on right now😏.

True. Kennedy started the whole thing and USSR actually responded with diplomacy and Kennedy decided to act tough and got nervous when they took action. I think he was a good man and somewhat a good president, he just was not suitable for conflicts. The whole thing scared the whole world.

@@JachAnen people forget war is never really one sided its caused by decisions from the other sides

Don't forget...Russia invaded Ukraine and now own some of it...but expressly denied any support for Russian Ukrainian rebel factions.

@@micmccond7 US sent troop and brought war to Iraq is fine but when Crimea joins Russian by Referendum it is an act of invasion?

Boy that is interesting history. I have NEVER heard that account. And I will probably never hear it extremely interesting. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b5yfhKtkzKyrgXk.html&authuser=0 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oNqljcKqktCZhn0.html&authuser=0 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hNx6d6-LptmliKs.html&authuser=0

This comment deserves 1k likes duh

City Wok Nice comment. Russia got two. Not one but two pandas. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b5yfhKtkzKyrgXk.html&authuser=0 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oNqljcKqktCZhn0.html&authuser=0 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hNx6d6-LptmliKs.html&authuser=0

Exactly my point too

cuka blyat warning!

they really are

@아이유 사랑해요. dear, the tunnel that was constructed for Yan Yan and Bao Bao is in their zoo, no Special quality in engineering/construction needed for that ;-)

Expect tariffs soon :D

@아이유 사랑해요. Could you Korean idiots zip of your mouth on any topic linked to China.? We Chinese all admitted one fact that Korea is the No.1 of this universe, so case closed and collect your ass to go fucking back to enjoy your own lives?

It's time for me to move back home lol

I am Chinese, I had only seen a panda one time.

It's parodia on Russian accent

You mean that "incredibly cheesy affected Russian accent"? sounds totally unconvincing

Xi and Putin are so close, it made Obama like sad outcast on G20 photo. That time Obama persuaded Western Europe to stop importing gas from Russia, (like there's any other choice). Xi signed $1 trillion gas order from Russia the following month, saved Russian economy and currency. The western allies couldn't last for long and scrapped Obama's idea. Just give them the whole Ukraine and we have gas to cook, said one of politician.

According to the rules of maritime, only the left ship is obliged to change course.

@@Reym_ai Americans: You're left of me Russians: No u

World rules don't apply to America..... That's why they always cry foul....

@@crookim We make the World's rules

@@farzana6676 no, The United Nations make the World's rules, and China, Russia and U.S have most of the power at that organization.

I think Trevor noah says that regarding the triangular trade of african slaves.

Hahahahaha!!!! You're fucking awesome brother.....hahahahaha

Actually “shee”

How about shi

@@yiangqin7962 its u name?good name

In fact，it's not gee or sea... There's not a word in English can pronounce it, just like you can not use English to pronounce r in French. So, it's ok as long as it can be understood

@@user-nl7hk9nk3o good job！

有朋自远方来，虽远必诛（狗头保命）

@@user-mb9ng3uw4x 老b站了

😂😂😂

@Nick C .... TrumAss is having a tantrum ... lol

Trump sounds like a jealous girlfriend

@@DarkS103 LMAO

Ikr

Yeah, that dress up thing is always working... not... Idiots

just b/c you slap around tarrifs doesn't mean anyone's paying them.

Nahhh he not even start man, he just having crash on Putin

Lefties and globlist is fucked. How you gonna contain russia yet alone china?😂😂😂😂

💩

Damn you are the epitome of dumb. Perfectly dense to the fact of a show of power. Please dont not comment or procreate anymore. Thanks for missing the complete meaning of this whole segment.

They didn't try to ram the ship, just everyone was out sunbathing, so they couldn't turn.

@@freshlysaltedfishing8500 I'm not sure who is right, but one thing is abundantly clear, you are a huge asshole.

I don't know about that. Im thinking logical. If my intent was to scare someone else. Even in a car. I would have had passengers put on a seatbelt. I honestly think if they had a motive to scare nobody would be on the deck

@@freshlysaltedfishing8500 your own logical thoughts are why you are stuck in stupid

Ever watched Conan?

Jimmy Fallon not funny anymore. He's a dud. ._.)

My favourite is jimmy kimmil

go for conan and kimmel

I liked first part of ur comment. Then u said u like fallen.😂🤣he is nt funny anymore

I don't understand this world anymore.

Totally not worth it. I'd rather be a chicken and not to drown in the ocean... lol

To be fair it's the fastest way to Walhalla. Well unless you are some godless Saxon pussy. 🙄

For real though this is some (Facebooking to make my Ex jealous) level shit

I like to think they're trying to "set a proper example" because Trump is like that guy who embarrasses his friends without knowing. They should be more blunt and just sign him up for some kind of therapy or classes for people who have never interacted with society

they don't need to try. trump was always jealous they're both better looking than him

😅😂😜

@bink bee the US 1% would prop it up

His Jersey accent wasn't half bad either.

Haha. Thanks, you too

Thanks😊 You to👍

You too

Boss comment.

Don't tell me how to live my life! 🤪

i don't find it funny at all what my race did back then is sick im a shamed , where they got the balls to think we could take another human and do them things funny thing is black people are so much better then my race best at movies football in fact all sports singing rapping and the list goes on my race no good at anything not even other humans makes me sick to think what they did back then to a lovely people very hard to fund whatthis man said funny,, don't get me wrong he does have me in bits of LOLOLOL but not with that ,, im sorry on behav of my race for what we did back then , Lets now say no to all kinds of raceist and let our kids mix and bring in a new way a new world of no hate after all we are all human lets just hope whats left of the old raceist die of and bring there hate with them

@@declangibo2465 Thats great that you feel for us the past even though you yourself didn't do anything. Lets move foward & continue to work together, learning from past mistakes for the better! & hopefully kic global warming's a$$!

Здравствуйте Товарищи! We come in peace; you leave in pieces!