Taken from JRE #1348 w/Bill Burr: • Joe Rogan Experience #...
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@micahvanstone92674 жыл бұрын
This is the most Joe Rogan conversation of all time.
@Keoffry14 жыл бұрын
More DMT
@DeAngelo774 жыл бұрын
Keoffry1 Yea it needs more DMT for sure.
@gusgrau35944 жыл бұрын
Enzi Gee Oi. Take a hit. Reel back.
@wellfedstarvingartist4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah. This and the Gorilla vs Bear conversation
@tylerhughes54204 жыл бұрын
This is every two guys i know after they been forced to be around one another for more than an hour.
@phinehasr14 жыл бұрын
Bill: Do you have normal videos of animals just chilling? Joe: I got this video of a bear ripping apart a monkey for tripping him on a bicycle
@Carlos-er4kw4 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought u made this comment up lmao
@TXP94 жыл бұрын
Funny, I’ve only seen bears ride unicycles.
@rxbenzo33024 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@crazyjoedavola54304 жыл бұрын
Haha....
@fireeaglefitnessmartialart9354 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@jonathanbrooks29893 жыл бұрын
Joe: “Look, that eagles landing on his arm.” Also joe: *makes parrot noise*
@DougWolfe3 жыл бұрын
*rawk* Polly want a bull moose.
@sketch-rstuff10172 жыл бұрын
That's why we love him, he gets Heaps serious when talking about these animal attacks and then that shit comes out of his mouth haha
@rileytbear33394 жыл бұрын
Girls sleepover: Omg Johnny is so hot 🥵 Boys sleepover:
@Howtokillacop4203 жыл бұрын
lil Moss no such thing as boys sleepover
@davidderifield38203 жыл бұрын
@@Howtokillacop420 you didnt have good friends then.
@Howtokillacop4203 жыл бұрын
@@davidderifield3820 no I didn't have gay friends lol
@davidderifield38203 жыл бұрын
@@Howtokillacop420 Yes, its totally gay that i would go to my friends mansion in highschool and get drunk. You just didnt have any friends.
@ryanramsey10373 жыл бұрын
Got em
@coolmaan5074 жыл бұрын
When girls wanna know what guys talk about when they're not there Us:
@killjerkz4 жыл бұрын
Azad Alam FACTTTSS 😂😂😂
@ColonelAmonIves4 жыл бұрын
Some girls sit and talk about this shit too... just saying. lol
@killjerkz4 жыл бұрын
Stephanie Adams yea lol
@RJ-dw4jw4 жыл бұрын
@@ColonelAmonIves Only the crazy ones (most of them are)
@cloudie83144 жыл бұрын
🤭😂🤣
@bobcuddington16014 жыл бұрын
An Anaconda will give you the world's largest hug before it eats you :>
@livingashtree19424 жыл бұрын
Well that sounds promising
@Kier4n994 жыл бұрын
So you can hear each one of your bones cracking as this giant fuck-off-line wraps itself around you and tightens with the weight of two busses stacked on top of eachother. Not instantaneous, but slowlyyy getting tighter and tighter until your eyeballs pop out and you eventually suffocate. THEN it eats you by cracking open its jaws just wide enough to stuff you into it's cylindrical ball of muscle and dissolves you into non-existence? Sign me up
@leonsandcastle23054 жыл бұрын
@@Kier4n99 yeah nah fuck that
@TH3B0N3Y4RD4 жыл бұрын
@@Kier4n99 hahahahaha my thoughts exactly. That's a nah for me dog.
@rajendranadarajan89314 жыл бұрын
Being crushed and swallowed whole head first is the worst way to go
@domeydan55584 жыл бұрын
I asked my girlfriend this and she said a maggot cos it'll take a long time... I will never involve her in these kinds of conversations ever again.
@baitedlol33154 жыл бұрын
Maybe she's psychologically telling you to last longer. Just kidding lol
@xDMrGarrison4 жыл бұрын
@@baitedlol3315 ohhh snap
@WakaWaka24683 жыл бұрын
Women say a lot of stupid shit
@gamehardy3 жыл бұрын
@Dan oz one of the dumbest chicks in my class when we were 13-14 thought there wasnt any colour back in the day because all old clips Didnt have colour
@dudepool75303 жыл бұрын
Your woman wants to be eaten out for a long time? Can't say I blame her 😂
@matthewdEntremont Жыл бұрын
"Are there fat monkey's?" Bill just ignores him 😂
@Top10Archive4 жыл бұрын
Joe "Are There Fat Monkies?" Rogan
@keilman70513 жыл бұрын
Nice to see you
@thishandleistaken10113 жыл бұрын
the answer is yes
@derekjohnson98073 жыл бұрын
LMAO I was literally on the way to write the same comment nice
@lillyjacob11343 жыл бұрын
Yes, we're in lockdown
@zapphireqvq89543 жыл бұрын
He sits with crackheads and smoke pot all day so that question was obvious
@turb00o4 жыл бұрын
Tiger or jaguar, they kill quick and efficiently.
@kevindimas2534 жыл бұрын
Yeah a bite to the neck almost instantly
@Mcfc2Rich4 жыл бұрын
I'd rather just stay alive.
@cesarfigueroa61194 жыл бұрын
Jag might crush your skull
@TheRealHaloLover4 жыл бұрын
if they're anything like my cat they'll play with your mangled barely living body for a bit and become disinterested letting you gain hope of escape that will never come
@kresimircosic90354 жыл бұрын
Snake choke.
@joecone96324 жыл бұрын
"it's like road rage" bill broke me
@kevin99892 жыл бұрын
Same bro. Most underrated moment.
@davisreid49023 жыл бұрын
Girls at lunch: “omg did y’all see brads haircut” Guys at Lunch:
@censedjaguar744 жыл бұрын
3:38 “Are there fat monkeys?” Why didn’t Bill answer? That was a great question
@Keoffry14 жыл бұрын
Literally was thinking about this
@leinadanilom73024 жыл бұрын
🤔
@user-vp5xf6fm5p4 жыл бұрын
He was telling a story
@1tymepolo5484 жыл бұрын
Orangutan from the jungle book
@suchafoker13294 жыл бұрын
There called Orangutans
@Shazeks4 жыл бұрын
This is why i watch JRE
@TheRubberMatch4 жыл бұрын
Same
@joshlewis5754 жыл бұрын
Yes, the best clips are Joe n his buddies just riffing on what crosses their minds
@VicInvades2 жыл бұрын
100% facts
@mikeoxmall38473 жыл бұрын
That woman who took the hook out of the sharks mouth actually did it 3 times for that same shark, and at the time of filming that show, she had removed hooks from close to 40 sharks mouths, but these were all sharks from the Caribbean that have been habituated to divers at a tourist feeding station. Sharks can definitly recognize individual ppl and there is another interesting case where a diver had been interacting with a tiger shark for close to 20yrs and It would show obvious affection for him when they would see each other, coming back to him over and over for a brisk scratch on the chin! It's amazing but misleading because most tigers are extremely dangerous, being the second only to the great white, as the biggest killers of humans.
@lahmayoo2 жыл бұрын
interesting story. aren’t bull sharks the most dangerous to humans, then tiger sharks, then great whites?
@justinneese48802 жыл бұрын
@@lahmayoo ummmmn actually
@unfazed23702 жыл бұрын
@@lahmayoo Bull sharks are the most aggressive shark species. But Great Whites are most dangerous, as they are the biggest, fastest, and strongest shark species.
@lahmayoo2 жыл бұрын
@@unfazed2370 what does most dangerous mean though? like you mean they’re the strongest killing machines of any shark but they don’t attack nearly as many humans as bull sharks or tiger sharks
@standardreplicantKD6-3.72 жыл бұрын
@@unfazed2370 i also heard great whites are pretty wary of humans and that we dont taste that good to them.
@stalemurfies20314 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes me happier than watching my dog bask in the sun when he doesn't know I'm watching, truly I could sit there for hours
@hououinkyouma94384 жыл бұрын
Low key impressed by Joe's bear roar.
@SuckBoot4 жыл бұрын
Hououin Kyouma! 4:55 left time stamp for ppl
@Supernaut4134 жыл бұрын
Yes
@TheRubberMatch4 жыл бұрын
SuckBoot you the real MVP
@TheRubberMatch4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit you could tell he watches a lot of shit about Bears 😂
@kyle182693 жыл бұрын
Check out his silverback gorilla roar.
@four-twenty42054 жыл бұрын
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to flush his toilet with a spinning elbow.
@neonbelly44 жыл бұрын
lmao its gotta be an illegal downwards elbow cuz i mostly seen flush button that u need to press down
@youlittlerocket4 жыл бұрын
That's some skinny elbow he got
@fluffypotato18274 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA 😂 🤣
@w0c4324 жыл бұрын
DNF Danninetyf lmfao
@carlosvasquez-po4xn4 жыл бұрын
Tony Ferguson doesn’t flush his toilet, he scares the shit out of it
@brotherxela50854 жыл бұрын
Joe -"That's not even a big bear" Bill -"No dude that's fucking huge would you wanna fight that guy in the bar" Joe -"Mmmm no"
@scipioafricanus58713 жыл бұрын
Bill- "No dude that's fucking huge would you wanna fight that guy in thebar" Joe- "are any of us on DMT?"
@roofthetruth3 жыл бұрын
That bear impression @ 4:54 was spot on. 😂😂
@boydnchrist4 жыл бұрын
Burr: "It's like road rage right??" 😂😂😂
@JoeAugustAcoustic4 жыл бұрын
slipped under the radar but hilarious
@66ALicEiNCHaiNS064 жыл бұрын
4:55 best impersonation of a bear lmao
@aleksimyllymaki26174 жыл бұрын
That actually sounded pretty accurate compared to some of the bear fight videos i've seen lol
@twoface36293 жыл бұрын
watch it at 0.25 speed :D
@igorchistyakov88763 жыл бұрын
@@twoface3629 thank you.
@pierrebourn93982 жыл бұрын
@@twoface3629 now watch it at 1.5x
@carolrodriguez29023 жыл бұрын
Joe is asking all the questions I would ask and that's why i love his podcast
@divyangtiwari29764 жыл бұрын
Bill: Do you have a happy video of animals just chillin? Joe: yeah I don't save those We know, Joe, we know
@alphamale12284 жыл бұрын
I GET EATEN ALIVE EVERY 1ST OF THE MONTH BY THE BIGGEST ANIMAL OF ALL... MY EX WIFE.
@Steverino3224 жыл бұрын
HEYO! Jamie, find a clip of that.
@Eweezy80044 жыл бұрын
You married the broad 🤨
@ArthurKnight18994 жыл бұрын
Your ex still eats you?
@Filekeepers4 жыл бұрын
Ohh jeeezuuuuus
@phenry1976344 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ivanbarbosa814 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is hilarious and him an Joe just have a great time.
@Mr.D343 жыл бұрын
3:38 "Are there fat monkeys?" Okay, Joe was definitely high during that podcast 😀
@Hot18Shot3 жыл бұрын
I just love how Bill puts things into perspective lol.
@J.J.Bizzle4 жыл бұрын
Joe “ I would like to get eaten alive by a Shark on DMT” Rogan
@animaniacs5384 жыл бұрын
joey bee omg that would be so scary.
@assistanttotheregionalmana30024 жыл бұрын
You want the shark to be on DMT when it kills you? Now that’s a death.
@puttputt5243 жыл бұрын
joey bee duh how else do you get a shark to try DMT?
@kengrand54454 жыл бұрын
I would like to be eaten by an ant...one single ant
@HP-fn4bo4 жыл бұрын
Ken Grand stoned and dying.
@stefan19244 жыл бұрын
Actually there is a species of ants that sometimes eats humans, especially drunk people. Although it's usually more like thousands of them.
@MR4_114 жыл бұрын
Stefan 😟😟
@KizWhalifa.4 жыл бұрын
thats an insect not an animal...
@stefan19244 жыл бұрын
@@KizWhalifa. Insects are animals.
@michaelk41134 жыл бұрын
Joe’s impression of a roaring bear was dead-on
@sirichot0863 жыл бұрын
Girlfriend: He's probably out there with his friends, cheating on me. Me and the boys drunk as shit in the garage:
@stampedegaming90164 жыл бұрын
Classic Jamie not showing the video once again
@D2ezbmu4 жыл бұрын
Stampede Gaming they rarely do anymore for copyright reasons
@Streetpfosten4 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d9-Ye7CXna3aYGg.html There you go boys
@nicholasallingham95044 жыл бұрын
@@Streetpfosten you bloody ripper
@ben-yf2em4 жыл бұрын
It's over copyright, its ruined the jre podcast
@nicholasallingham95044 жыл бұрын
@@ben-yf2em copyright fucking sucks dude I hate it
@rossdempsey7264 жыл бұрын
The way this video ended is amazing lmao
@wagwon12974 жыл бұрын
Joe has the best animal impressions 😂
@TacosInaBag Жыл бұрын
When bill & Joe are together it’s always a great video lol!
@taylordiannxo4 жыл бұрын
You know Joe is high as hell to be coming up with this content, and actually have it be entertaining.
@Trueyarn2474 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I love bill burr. “Do you have any happy videos of animals ? Just existing. Just them chilling out” hahahaha.
@igohero_28374 жыл бұрын
I love how joe breaks down the bear video like a ufc fight
@danielleandino3065 Жыл бұрын
That’s actually scary to think of!!! Great clip♥️♥️
@Ben-cn9kw4 жыл бұрын
4:54 when the trt kicks in
@usmanasghar52004 жыл бұрын
Would you fight that bear?? Khabib : Hold My Drink....
@crazyjoedavola54304 жыл бұрын
This is true....
@dex97892 жыл бұрын
An adult one, much bigger, wild not in chains and is hungry.
@frankparoots29804 жыл бұрын
Been watchin ocean/shark docs for 3 weeks. It's absolutely fascinating!
@SeanHenderson3 жыл бұрын
Marc Singer was one of my all time great 80s actors. Love beast master!
@guest73864 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious "I don't like my head being here and the evil is down there"
@UnsolicitedCandor4 жыл бұрын
"Are there fat monkeys?" Yea, Ralphie talked about seeing one at the mall once with his kid.
@quezlark78754 жыл бұрын
" aside from ya know its gonna be a bad movie" 😂
@munaabdiar60323 жыл бұрын
Joe is literally funny asf like I really love this conversation
@munaabdiar60323 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@mccheeseburger014 жыл бұрын
Joe thought Beastmaster was a documentary before he saw the pictures again.
@RoxheartLollipop4 жыл бұрын
Me too ;)
@mr.mr.5414 жыл бұрын
John goodman, but only if he says yabbadabbadoooo whilst gazing into my eyes, wearing only a boys tunic, and our table would be none other than Ron Jeremy.
@mindfuless6744 жыл бұрын
You lost me at the end.
@mr.mr.5414 жыл бұрын
Would you like my tapioca.... Its two weeks fresh
@the_original_Bilb_Ono4 жыл бұрын
I want to be eaten by a giant anime trap.
@Sancho-_Panza5 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣 The line "Getting effed up by a monkey in a hat"! killed me!!! It might be the greatest off the cuff comment I've ever heard from Joe!
@kotellifors21064 жыл бұрын
“ Joe believes in magic “ - Patrice O’Neal
@Bonez0r4 жыл бұрын
"If you had to be eaten by any animal, what would it be?" It's great to see two grown men play this game. My sister and I used to play a similar game, but not necessarily involving animals. One of us would ask the other "How would you rather die?", and then describe two horrible ways to die and the other had to choose. Like, being buried straight up with only your head sticking out of the ground, right next to an ant hill and then getting your head covered in sweet syrup to attract the ants and being slowly eaten to death, OR, being strapped to a work bench and there's a giant circular saw that moves back and forth and starts cutting thin slices off your body, starting with the feet and slowly advancing toward the head. Does this sound a little extreme? We were about 10 years old I think. XD
@jurassicsmackdown63594 жыл бұрын
The second one is truly a work of creativity, i like your style 👌
@Luuute2 жыл бұрын
Easy there Satan
@arbinpunk48192 жыл бұрын
Damn that sounds a little fucked up.
@yunggod19812 жыл бұрын
2nd cause you gunna bleed out
@sheikhu10392 жыл бұрын
Lool wtf,u must've grown up watching fucked up movies aswell, I had dark thoughts at that age too
@Zuzu014 жыл бұрын
OMG I so remember BEAST MASTER! That was a cool show... I totally forgot about that show
@Welsh_Dragon7564 жыл бұрын
It was a movie first
@clorerosa42044 жыл бұрын
4:55 That was the most spot on human bear impression
@frightenedsoul4 жыл бұрын
As opposed to... a monkey bear impression? 🤔
@vidgamarr51263 жыл бұрын
Love the Rocky Marciano shirt Joe.... he’s the champ
@sicklesbrandon4 жыл бұрын
Watching a giant snake swollow me from the feet up sounds cool
@julianbeatty29094 жыл бұрын
Lol. Never thought that I would be contemplating what I would want to eat me at 2am.
@JoeSmith-iv3sf4 жыл бұрын
Lol maybe Bigfoot would be good! He can just rip my head off
@markchick6344 жыл бұрын
@@JoeSmith-iv3sf I said the same thing.,
@strangerforthebetter2 жыл бұрын
joes random animal noises are so funny 😭
@jyg62773 жыл бұрын
4:54 the most accurate bear roar impersonation ever done.
@johnmcdonald12374 жыл бұрын
UK :Dr Doolittle. USA : BEASTMASTER!
@boblasag19514 жыл бұрын
Dr Doolittle was American
@mosesifyoullpardonthepun28464 жыл бұрын
The most joe rogan title ever
@jhaz894 жыл бұрын
Clearly you've never seen these then.. "Joe Rogan: Ever seen a Jaguar tripping out on dmt?" "Joe Rogan once did dmt 3 times in a day"
@jamiesimo75783 жыл бұрын
“they’re allowing you to live and now you’re a beast master?” Lmaooo
@urbanobstacles2 жыл бұрын
4:37 joe looks so high and lost 🤣
@xelitexchiefx4 жыл бұрын
Who else watched ????Beast master and the 2 ferrets!!! Watched all the time!!
@GandRpictures4 жыл бұрын
I loved those movies as a Kid.
@siberianTiger6394 жыл бұрын
Omg absolutely LOVED IT as a kid!!
@SwankDaSauce4 жыл бұрын
"No No No! Bills Cool!" - Tiger Shark
@kiproslofitis20164 жыл бұрын
At the end of the video, there is a smooth, freaky transition from Bill's laughing to Joe Rogan's logo.
@greatesteva84714 жыл бұрын
I watched beastmaster at the doctors office getting a rock out of my ear lmao
@KnowThyself6194 жыл бұрын
Imagine being paralyzed with an open wound and you stay alive long enough for the worms to infest your body as you watch them wriggling over eachother.
@ThePurvenator4 жыл бұрын
territorial pissings at least ya couldn’t feel it!
@KrikZ323 жыл бұрын
@Deleted Account a centipede the size of a labrador would be the scariest thing on earth
@eeooooee22344 жыл бұрын
While watching the video Jamie: yeah....haha it’s over 😂😂
@TheSoniti4 жыл бұрын
Joes animal sounds are my preferred ASMR
@NameOfTheChannel Жыл бұрын
The road rage bit got me rolling. Lmao
@glyle25044 жыл бұрын
Dude I had a Beastmaster toy growing up and I always thought it was Conan😂😂
@malachicampbell73374 жыл бұрын
should put all links to the vids in the description of each clip/s and/or full podcast, would be proper sick ehh doof doof
@sam78113 жыл бұрын
When your childhood conversations become million view clips 🤣🤣
@ionknow2533 жыл бұрын
Why is it so funny when joe laughs 😂😂😂
@clintbeasthood97583 жыл бұрын
"No, no, no Bill's cool."
@Arrica1013 жыл бұрын
How is Bill Burr just so funny. Like everything he says is just so damn funny
@everything.for.a.reason3 жыл бұрын
Bill : i thought they had muzzle on that thing Joe: No they trusted him that time 🤣
@dibbage4 жыл бұрын
4:55 Don't mind me just saving this for later
@poobsmcdoobs60014 жыл бұрын
Joe “Are there fat monkeys?” Rogan
@dylanrepetto24474 жыл бұрын
Poobs McDoobs lmao 😂
@jameshylton63203 жыл бұрын
The monkeys are bulimic they, are "show monkeys".
@darkcornerpictures34043 жыл бұрын
Girls: I bet he's talking to other women Boys:
@bradpaton39274 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr's look lof utter didgust in the thumbnail is hilarious!
@josephjurich83646 ай бұрын
Dennis Miller choosing a politician is like watching beast master at 1am and watching beast master at 2am lol
@basedsoyboy72933 жыл бұрын
Glad Joe knew about the man, the myth, the legend, Beastmaster 64.
@Gorevet4 жыл бұрын
"it had road rage"
@Dre9Mega3 жыл бұрын
Beastmaster the tv series was Epic! I remember always changing the channel to tune into it at 5 every weekday was I was young. Sigh... the good ol' days😁
@CoryJT10 ай бұрын
This is such a Joe Rogan conversation.
@jjcaron724 жыл бұрын
Marc Singer. He was in “V”
@abc456f4 жыл бұрын
Yes, thank you. I knew he looked familiar.
@Kaddywompous4 жыл бұрын
He was huge, well, no, he was MEDIUM in the 80s.
@SmokeRingHalo4 жыл бұрын
I thought it then saw you said it.
@bm______4 жыл бұрын
4:38 most joe rogan moment ever
@MrMCKlebeband4 жыл бұрын
i'd love it so much if they'd at least link the videos they are talking about
@scutifr4 жыл бұрын
Joe got the bear impression from Zookeeper 😂😂😂
@RyanFromUltrasound4 жыл бұрын
T-Rex wasn't such a bad way to go. Heard it bite force was so strong that it's prey literally exploded in the T-Rex's mouth :D
@trippybruh15924 жыл бұрын
Like a gusher?
@nalsra04 жыл бұрын
Trippy Bruh pretty much
@JH-dr4xo4 жыл бұрын
Sounds awesome let’s do it
@MIngalls4 жыл бұрын
I've also heard they might have just been scavengers. SO theres that...
@amihere3833 жыл бұрын
@@MIngalls That would support the idea that their bite is incredibly strong. A lot of scavengers like Hyenas, Tazmanian Devils and Wolverines all have very powerful bites to break the bones of their finds and get to the marrow, which is one of the most nutritious parts of the body. If Tyrannosaurs were scavengers, their size and horrifying roar(theres a video on youtube of a possibly realistic roar) would scare off predators and other scavengers very nicely and that jaw would get them all the goodies.
@JG-id5vi4 жыл бұрын
Joe:Remember that tv show? Bill:No. Was it a tv show? Joe:Nahh. I think it was a tv show.
@josuechicatti38584 жыл бұрын
Bill's face at 4:57 omg lol. Like he is getting traumatized but still trynna act cool.
@tomanycooks3 жыл бұрын
they seem very comfortable together
@razorsfury65194 жыл бұрын
It was not a tv show. it was a feature film. It was awesome!
@maxlacy97744 жыл бұрын
Hippo would chop you in half with one bite.
@aaronbarlow43763 ай бұрын
Marc Singer played Beastmaster, he also played the hero in V, an awesome 1983 miniseries.
@bbb462cid2 жыл бұрын
I love this. This is any random conversion in any random mid-grade neighboorhood bar in Boston.