If you wish me “Happy Birthday” you get banned

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@daskanguru3515 19 күн бұрын

To be fair, if I was pushing 65, I wouldn't want people to remind me of my birthday either

@CapnWarpBeard 19 күн бұрын

Doug is 64 yo?

@alext6933 19 күн бұрын

@@CapnWarpBeardyep😊

@shinyman250 19 күн бұрын

Don't you mean 96

@Yee_Hawww_Macaw 19 күн бұрын

I thought he was 107...

@Stoneybear1 19 күн бұрын

Anddd it’s not funny anymore.

@Theology.101 19 күн бұрын

I love how much Doug DESPISES his audience he is constantly looking for new reasons to ban them

@Idk-noob 19 күн бұрын

happy birthday

@CapnWarpBeard 19 күн бұрын

@@Idk-noobthank you!

@connordendy 19 күн бұрын

It’s not a ban it’s a ban until the next stream

@classiccat7783 19 күн бұрын

R/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

@AlanNoNamePlayer 19 күн бұрын

Ban IT, not them, let's be polite. (Like Doug)

@thepyroscup6072 17 күн бұрын

I love the fact that for a brief moment, the bot spammers showed up and someone who was operating them noticed what was going on and just decided to abandon ship.

@FGCLovesYou 16 күн бұрын

That in itself is a pretty great own on the bot spammers.

@anotherdan4920 16 күн бұрын

You're giving them too much credit. I'm sure the bots have code to abandon any stream that goes into emote only mode for a certain amount of time.

@chrissametrinequartz9389 15 күн бұрын

@@anotherdan4920 I'm genuinely interested in if people that make those services are smart enough to do that

@VoidExileYT 2 күн бұрын

Oh yeah "they can't ban all the bots" is not gonna work on dougs channel. They would be banned so fast

@orionsarrow1025 18 күн бұрын

2:21 as an editor myself, I recognize this moment is soaked in editor tears

@saraspud 18 күн бұрын

This is all i could think of when i saw that 💀 Worth it. Pat the editors

@Panossa 17 күн бұрын

Must've taken an entire podcast to edit those in. And I don't mean one episode.

@AaronSpider88 17 күн бұрын

That's probably why this came out in April when his birthday was in January lol

@DrPsychotic 14 күн бұрын

i was literally thinking that that scene alone probably took half their editing time

@m0ddotrar 14 күн бұрын

Im not an editor, and i still felt the pain

@MDT_2000 19 күн бұрын

Killing his own Dad for wishing him a happy birthday is such a classic Doug move.

@Otamatone69 19 күн бұрын

R/wehatedougdoug will hear about this

@tejasdixit4417 19 күн бұрын

@@Otamatone69 r/foundthemobileuser

@davialmeida4442 19 күн бұрын

@@Otamatone69 They'll probably hear about a lot more than just this

@vincesaenz2760 18 күн бұрын

@@Otamatone69 To this day I still don’t know why they hated ougdoug

@SethbotStar 18 күн бұрын

@@vincesaenz2760 'Twas amply the polemical knave, thusly begetting tumult and bedlam.

@ronnieweber9763 19 күн бұрын

The funniest part about this is that he accidentally left the "1 in 10,000 chance to end the stream" thing on during the next stream, and then got confused why the stream kept ending out of nowhere.

@jacksonbloodmoon3787 19 күн бұрын

That is absolutely hilarious, oh my god. How long did it take for him to discover the code was still running?

@DevDev-dm3st 18 күн бұрын

@@jacksonbloodmoon3787 5 retries. He left the code running but without the 1 in 10000 condition enabled. WHICH DEFAULTS TO RETURN TRUE AT EVERY MESSGAE. Killing the stream at first message.

@jacksonbloodmoon3787 18 күн бұрын

@@DevDev-dm3st Wow.

@ace94d 18 күн бұрын

I really hope someone has a link to this happening.

@barrackobama7962 18 күн бұрын

if someone can link it can you tag me please

@nobodyimportant7135 17 күн бұрын

I'm gonna be honest, if I popped into Doug's stream and saw the entire chat screaming happy birthday, I would assume it was a bit before I assumed it was actually his birthday

@SaerBear5 11 күн бұрын

I was there that day and legitimately thought it was a bit for a good 20 minutes.

@triplebog 19 күн бұрын

I love that Dougdoug's solution to people striking and wanting rights was to only allow them to use words from a document famously about declaring war for not having enough rights.

@kohaneazusawa 19 күн бұрын

I love the double irony in this stream. Not only did he end up making basically the entire stream about the bans despite initially banning people because he wanted to stay on topic but he also ruthlessly murdered thousands while playing a spelunky pacifist run

@pedrov.8087 19 күн бұрын

"finally no one is saying happy birthday anymore, now we can pay attention to spelunky" *extremely loud buzzer noises drowning out to everything he says*

@insertinsults4567 18 күн бұрын

@@pedrov.8087 ILLEGAL

@infernox1099 18 күн бұрын

that was a pacifist run?

@calebsgamesstuff 7 күн бұрын

classic doug

@badsnacks1703 6 күн бұрын

You forgot the fact that this ban addiction got so bad, he ended up putting his own stream at stake.

@hansolobutimdead 19 күн бұрын

That last message saying "REMEMBER ME" is absolute gold

@RoyalChicken1212 19 күн бұрын

I wonder who shut it down

@CCDombro 19 күн бұрын

@@RoyalChicken1212most heroes go down without recognition

@KD6-3005 19 күн бұрын

@@CCDombro h di a hro

@kawasloppy 18 күн бұрын

Thedoctor525 with the finishing blow

@ProwoodStuff 18 күн бұрын

@@RoyalChicken1212I’ll be willing to bet it’s the last message sent to stream, not the giant ‘REMEMBER ME’ but the message sent by that chronos32 guy

@lrgogo1517 16 күн бұрын

"AEIOU quit sabotaging your career lol" That message already had all the vowels, though...

@markouellette6868 5 күн бұрын

Lmfao 😂

@diano357 18 күн бұрын

Every other steamer: Being banned is a punishment Doug Doug: Being banned is the entertainment

@j.b.5422 17 күн бұрын

wjat a uniwe boy

@xxfloppypillowxx 19 күн бұрын

Lol I was watching this thinking "oh DougDoug's birthday was on the 18th? I guess 10 days isn't too bad of a turn around for him to post this" and then someone said happy January 18th and suddenly I'm far less impressed.

@Sam99823 19 күн бұрын

I thought the same thing 🤣

@MNthal 19 күн бұрын

s d d d d

@char5379 19 күн бұрын

i saw the date on his pc at the start haha

@HunterTracks 19 күн бұрын

The previous video on this channel was about best stream of 2023 awards, so, yeah, quite predictable.

@CaptainWoggy 19 күн бұрын

Oh hey that's my mom's birthday! Wait, is DougDoug my mom?

@pogies 19 күн бұрын

The fact that twitch chat got the 0.001% BEFORE the 1% is the biggest use plot armor EVER.

@Noname-py3uu 16 күн бұрын

1 in 10000 should be 0.01%, still great, but 10x more likely

@lrgogo1517 16 күн бұрын

Oh, I thought he just didn't implement the mod killer

@user-li5lx3vi8o 15 күн бұрын

@jneal4154 11 күн бұрын

He thought that 10,000 was low odds, but it's actually likely to happen fairly quickly. This is because the only way to roll the dice for say the 500th message is if the previous 499 messages didn't trigger it. We can find the expected number of messages required for 50/50 odds of the stream ending by solving the following equation: P(🔨)^x=0.5 where P(🔨) is the odds of the message resulting in a ban and the stream continuing. (1-0.0001)^x=0.5 (0.9999)^x=0.5 log_0.9999(0.5)=x x=ln(0.5)/ln(0.9999) If stream ended before they posted a total of 6931 messages, then they beat the odds.

@chrisydoo 11 күн бұрын

⁠@@jneal4154why do I feel like someone’s gonna reply with a nerd emoji

@floataway3 18 күн бұрын

So, I love how Doug content goes through eras. We had explain with food, "if I say" challenges, etc. We are now in the era of ban everyone, and I am here for it!

@j.b.5422 17 күн бұрын

ah yesy the perfext evilition

@hesgoneplaid6478 9 күн бұрын

@@j.b.5422Are you having a stroke?

@maximized_1 5 күн бұрын

ILLEGAL!!!

@mhytos420 18 күн бұрын

the fact that dougs audience is still growing after banning nearly all of them multiple times amazes me. if he would just let them be he would overtake everyone on the entire platform

@icycloud6823 10 күн бұрын

Well it's not a perma-ban. If it was then his stream might not even survive lol. Also he tries to stream on a weekly basis from what I know, so usually by the next stream all his chatters are unbanned already. If not then they will certainly be unbanned by the stream after that.

@EonLess 19 күн бұрын

15:53 The fact that the running gimmick of Doug banning everybody has a non-zero chance of getting him banned by Twitch is hilarious.

@jayde4872 19 күн бұрын

Banned by twitch? If you mean his account suspended, then probably not since Twitch probably doesn’t care as long as everyone is having a good time and Doug isn’t breaking TOS. If you mean the code, then Doug said it’s literally impossible to ban himself.

@quickdraw6893 18 күн бұрын

@@jayde4872Some of those messages he was getting seems like some actual butthurt, although Twitch chat definitely blurs the line a lot sometimes. Still, he's big enough that Twitch probably won't bother him too much, but then their admin team doesn't have the best track record either... hrm.

@ThatGuyInTheBack007 18 күн бұрын

I mean at this point it's one of the hilarious gimmicks about his channel. 😂 Find out the established rules and find ways to get around it. If it was generally an issue, he'd definitely would stop though.

@portablejea7014 18 күн бұрын

@@pyr0maniac227 ITS HERE, GO ATTACK HIM NOW GOGOOGO

@rmills963 18 күн бұрын

You would have to make the argument that the bans are making the experience worse, when in reality it's creating a ton of viewer engagement and entertainment while youtube chat is left on the sidelines

@clickbait7396 19 күн бұрын

I wish we could see the message that killed the stream. we want to meet the hero who defeated doug at his own game.

@mittycommitspizzatime92 19 күн бұрын

The message that killed the stream was “o7” by Wormtypecreature

@durdleduc8520 19 күн бұрын

it's the same logic as the firing squad, no one knows who has the lethal bullet.

@frostyodran5893 19 күн бұрын

@@durdleduc8520 about the firing squad, that is the dumbest idea i ever heard, like who though that not knowing if you killed the person would help ya mentally. you either killed them or you did not, the nyou can deal with it, bur if you are not sure? nah, haunting me for the rest of my life

@durdleduc8520 18 күн бұрын

@@frostyodran5893 yeah i get your point, though for me it stops at the existence of the firing squad to begin with. in general the idea is to reduce your personal accountability. but we shouldn't be putting anyone in that position in the first place.

@EEEEEEEE 18 күн бұрын

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@SuspiciousTemmie 15 күн бұрын

I love how it went from "I just want to play Spelunky today" to Doug just completely forgetting he has Spelunky on in the background

@msp654 18 күн бұрын

For a man who fundraises thousands to celebrate the birth of an otter, Doug really hates birthdays

@thaumaTurtles 19 күн бұрын

Shame he didn't do the whole "only 30 seconds of celebration" thing last year. Then it could be both his thirty-second birthday and his 30-second birthday.

@DrZombieShark 19 күн бұрын

OMG that is genius

@teonanhilton2512 19 күн бұрын

And If he'd done it a year before that as well, it would have been his thirty second birthday, 30- second birthday and second-30-second birthday

@goober_985 18 күн бұрын

if he had done it last year, this year would've been his thirty-second birthday, and his second-30-second birthday; if he had done it the year before the year before last year, it would've been his thirty-second birthday, and his second-second-30-second birthday; if he had done it the year before the year before the year before the year before last year, it would've been his thirty-second birthday, and his second-second-second-30-second birthday; if he had done it the year before the year before the year before the year before the year before the year before the year before the year before last year, it would've been his thirty-second birthday, and his second-second-second-second-30-second birthday. second no longer looks like a word

@thaumaTurtles 18 күн бұрын

@@goober_985 Barnfinders.

@jimmyseit934 18 күн бұрын

i thought it was his 53rd

@tattersthebat6253 19 күн бұрын

Doug's explanations for his ideas are sounding more and more like Doofenshmirtz backstory exposition

@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 19 күн бұрын

He was raised by ocelots.

@charlietheuncreative6737 19 күн бұрын

wild tatters sighting

@sapphireblue4031 19 күн бұрын

He doesn't like the celebrate his Birthday because when he was born, both of his parents didn't attend

@eduardpeeterlemming 18 күн бұрын

Rosa gave raised him like Grey mann

@EEEEEEEE 18 күн бұрын

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@cws7530 18 күн бұрын

The irony of doing a Spelunky pacifist run and executing thousands of chatters simultaneously is hilarious.

@CataplecticFae 17 күн бұрын

I had randomly joined the stream when it was live at the exact point his dad got banned having no clue what was going on and just immediately went "Ah this is what we're doing today"

@jakefaircloth9618 19 күн бұрын

It's incredibly funny how the banning bot was activated so chat wouldn't be too focused on Doug's birthday and not pay attention to Spelunky, only for the banning to completely take over the stream anyway

@hoboishguy 17 күн бұрын

Streisand effect

@perfishfan 17 күн бұрын

definitely intentional

@lucasriddle3431 15 күн бұрын

I believe every single Doug stream goes like this

@flyingrainfrog898 19 күн бұрын

I love how dougdoug streams went from gaming challenges to fucking purge nights

@oussama7132 19 күн бұрын

and youtube chat is excluded from the chaos

@cmmpr111 19 күн бұрын

@@oussama7132The KZfaq chat attic has windows that prevent the air from being saturated with drugs and provide easy access to the KZfaq comment shed.

@riolulover9784 19 күн бұрын

@@oussama7132 We're all like the wartime journalist recording the tragic, moving stories of twitch chat, constantly throwing themselves into the wake of death in an attempt to go out as a hero. ~~Which if dougs description in the video is true, will be, kind of ironic if this comment gets removed~~

@heinshaaine8153 19 күн бұрын

I was there at the begiining of the stream and happily waiting for some spelunky... I left in the part where he introduced the random rules, cause that was boring as heck and i am happy that i did cause the thanos snap rule stresses me out even now

@cmmpr111 19 күн бұрын

KZfaq chat is safe because the windows prevent the drugs from saturating the attic and allow easy access to the KZfaq comment shed.

@t3hr00tb33r 18 күн бұрын

19:16 _Looking through binoculars_ "Twitchland has fallen. They were the harbingers of their own demise."

@iseeyou3976 7 күн бұрын

We were at safety, watching whatever you deem those twitchies, kill themselves for the haha funnies.

@BenSpace 17 күн бұрын

I don’t know why but something cracks me up about Doug putting on the “Declaration of Independence” rule and then somebody typing “WE THE BEAR” into the chat and it being legal, lmao

@loggerT123 19 күн бұрын

It's really funny how Doug spent time and effort on a code that eliminates everyone who says birthday only for twitch chat to bypass it immediately

@connordendy 19 күн бұрын

He has it as an asset he made a long time ago

@ShadowSwe10 19 күн бұрын

well can't you also bypass it by saying it in a different language

@connordendy 19 күн бұрын

@@ShadowSwe10 he didn’t want to go through the effort of translating it to other languages to do tjat

@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 19 күн бұрын

As a coder, he should be used to this, it's his chats equivalent of TTP

@connordendy 19 күн бұрын

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 he’s not that advanced lol

@davidliao3049 19 күн бұрын

Being a mod has to be an occupational hazard at this point Also, it got cut out, but before we killed the stream, we killed 2 more mods.

@EEEEEEEE 18 күн бұрын

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@GolfcuBebe 18 күн бұрын

Poor mods or lucky bastards? Im confused

@chrissametrinequartz9389 15 күн бұрын

also how many mods does he have?

@Wulfjager 18 күн бұрын

at least getting banned for 9 days gives me plenty of time to finalize the divorce papers with my estranged wife

@ProfessorPygPerfect 17 күн бұрын

Doug, you got me through some tough years at school with your humor and kindness, and I mean it from the bottom of my heart when I say HAPY BDAY.

@PBoten 17 күн бұрын

ILLEGAL

@GDNachoo 19 күн бұрын

there's something insanely hilarious about the concept of a streamer's viewers sacrificing themselves to end the stream

@ttahadrianex 18 күн бұрын

is that clay blob

@GDNachoo 18 күн бұрын

@@ttahadrianex yes

@dreamlandskribbl 16 күн бұрын

cast me into the bottom destroy me

@dumbchild1514 19 күн бұрын

Doug’s lucky the passage of time isn’t scaring him with slowly balding. You can tell he shined his head just for his birthday

@Yipper64 19 күн бұрын

yeah it just happened all at once for him. How lucky.

@magicball3201 19 күн бұрын

Is that why he's blond? He's actually just bald? It's come full circle

@SymphonyOfTheMind. 19 күн бұрын

Quickly*

@matsu7086 19 күн бұрын

@magicball3201 He's not blonde. What you're seeing is the light refracting off his freshly waxed and shined head giving the illusion of hair.

@EEEEEEEE 18 күн бұрын

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@lyepasta 18 күн бұрын

this was so much fun to watch, especially at the end, me and a bunch of friends were all messaging eachother like I'M STILL IN and IGOT TAKEN OUT BACK

@funky555 18 күн бұрын

Im convinced Doug is an unfathomable eldritch creature that has infinite twitch chatters on demand.

@Halishish 19 күн бұрын

I find it hilarious that at 6:49 someone spoke in chinese saying "sheng ri kuai le" to bypass the barrier.

@trooper4907 19 күн бұрын

狗狗生日快乐！

@isaacswope1580 19 күн бұрын

@@trooper4907“狗狗”🤣🤣

@strigon012 18 күн бұрын

"You can't get banned if your speaking Chinese" - Sun Tzu

@yoshidababies4222 8 күн бұрын

Someone also said "Penblwydd Hapus" which is Welsh for Happy Birthday :)

@ak47_assaultrifle 3 күн бұрын

@@yoshidababies4222 WELSH MENTION

@MagiSwag 19 күн бұрын

Doug: Bans his viewers for saying anything remotely close to happy birthday Also Doug: "Why are you striking?"

@pirig-gal 18 күн бұрын

Also: "Oh, no. Soon I won't have any chatters left for the rest of the week"

@dumbbumsc5329 17 күн бұрын

Nothing beats pre-recorded supportive twitch chat. Who needs live viewers?

@j.b.5422 17 күн бұрын

capitxalism!

@markouellette6868 5 күн бұрын

Cause KZfaq was saying happy birthday while twitch was in the grinder

@JBLilPaper 6 күн бұрын

I love how the entire point was to stay focused on the game, but he added so many rules that it made it impossible to focus on the game

@QwertyIsCool 6 күн бұрын

I love how everystream starts with an idea and slowly devoles into chaos

@phillipg3036 19 күн бұрын

this is the power of youtube, we avoid bans and still get ignored

@cmmpr111 19 күн бұрын

The attic and shed are heavily fortified with bulletproof wood, crossbow claymores, and exposed wires.

@lordpumpkinhead265 18 күн бұрын

@@cmmpr111 They're fortified, but does that truly matter when nobody tries to attack? It's like the Maginot Line.

@nikeneon3188 19 күн бұрын

You know, Doug Doug still would be in Twitch top 100 if he didn't banned 90% of his auditory

@trulyinfamous 19 күн бұрын

Auditory

@monodragon 19 күн бұрын

Kinesthetic

@Gilvala 19 күн бұрын

Visual

@cmmpr111 19 күн бұрын

Memetic

@grahamwaldo331 19 күн бұрын

Tactile

@Molo_da_boi 18 күн бұрын

16:16 I love the chat message saying “SO BRIGHT” cause it’s true

@happywithsugar7394 19 күн бұрын

13:42 "pity that doug born" has me sobbing

@Cow4100 19 күн бұрын

ohhh this is why the chat went crazy in that fear and hunger twitch chat plays

@idontneedaname318 19 күн бұрын

LMAO I ALSO JUST CAME FROM THAT

@skelint 19 күн бұрын

pfp so cool

@LyoHaliotis 19 күн бұрын

@@skelintdungeon meshi was peak

@1ore. 19 күн бұрын

based Izutsumi pfp

@recreal3628 19 күн бұрын

Yea i guess that's true

@calebsgamesstuff 16 күн бұрын

I love how in the start he says, and no one was paying attention, and then proceeded to forget that he was playing a game and just bans his chat

@newtwoup4293 18 күн бұрын

im so glad that doug never ages! that blood pact with parkzer was worth it

@Tarrier_ 19 күн бұрын

I love how Doug is doing a pacifist challenge in Spelunky, meanwhile committing a mass genocide on chat once again. Complete polar opposites 💀

@hamchurger4566 16 күн бұрын

i didnt even realise that

@DDDDDAAAAANNNNNIIIIEEELLLLLLLL 19 күн бұрын

I love how Quickly this went from Doug being like “hey I don’t really like it when people just say happy birthday” to “ITS TIME FOR THE FINAL BOSS *DEFEAT THE STREAM TWITCH CHAT!!!!!* ”

@j.b.5422 17 күн бұрын

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@realnamegone 17 күн бұрын

12:52 "We live in a society, Parkzer."

@All54321 16 күн бұрын

I love how his point was to get people to stop saying Happy Birthday so he can play the game, but then just ends up spending so much time working out how to ban chat from saying things.

@Mystic-Midnight 19 күн бұрын

The story of dougs father being handed a freshly born Doug and looking over at the hospital TV and seeing operation desert storm kick off is a fact that always lives in the back of my mind

@Molteniceee 19 күн бұрын

oh my fucking god that's amazing my sister was born literally during OJ's white bronco chase

@ktvindicare 18 күн бұрын

Cycle of life and death in a photograph.

@SoSaltySalt 18 күн бұрын

Well, he figured out that wasn't on his birthday(18th of January)

@Mystic-Midnight 18 күн бұрын

@@SoSaltySalt It would've been desert shield then because that started like the 17th or something

@lier-bag9692 19 күн бұрын

DougDoug making an ENTIRE CODE just to escape the embarrassment that is being wished happy birthday

@transbiologistthetransesto7956 19 күн бұрын

Valid tbh

@anonymous71207 19 күн бұрын

If that's not a big mood idk what is

@j.b.5422 17 күн бұрын

and failing

@YllidTheLoonyDog 16 күн бұрын

RIP to the person who said “What’s going on?” and got banned

@sobasicallyisuck7656 5 күн бұрын

The reason Doug doesn't want his birthday mentioned is because it brings back painful memories of when people used to give them hair products. But those days are gone now

@HelloIAmAnExist 19 күн бұрын

As someone that watched this live on KZfaq chat: Glad we're getting the rights we were asking for. We mostly meant more visibility on stream, acknowledgement, and involvement in the action, but just being the chat that's invincible to the banning is pretty neat too

@bernardo8993 19 күн бұрын

cowardice being subject to the ban bot is a privilege and an honor

@gugol1 18 күн бұрын

Too bad it also showed how boring you are

@DawnAfternoon 18 күн бұрын

@@bernardo8993 To be fair a bunch of us who got banned on Twitch forked over to KZfaq to continue seeing the chaos lol

@pixy3266 16 күн бұрын

@@DawnAfternoon wait being banned just make it so that you can't see chat or send messages but still watch the stream, or maybe I'm wrong?

@aidenkhaal3295 19 күн бұрын

Doug: "oh, crap, i need these chatters for a stream next week" Also Doug: "Screw it, double down"

@karkatvantas978 18 күн бұрын

I love the fact that this was released on my day of compilation, thank you for the compilation day gift doug!

@Nevermeltz 3 күн бұрын

I love how much doug trust chat so much that he banned them so many times and they still keep coming back.

@kingcobraarchie 19 күн бұрын

The joke of Doug having beat Pointcrow every year because of the date of their birthdays was such a funny and unexpected joke. This is why I love Doug

@Mart1n192 19 күн бұрын

Doug's explanation to the 'why' of doing this being "It would be really fucking funny" is perfect

@EEEEEEEE 18 күн бұрын

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

@nickhammond8231 18 күн бұрын

He justifies everything he does by saying that. He’s like a sitcom character or something, he lives and dies by rule of funny

@j.b.5422 17 күн бұрын

chaotic chaotic

@randomaccount-tp6kh 18 күн бұрын

i love how his streams start off normal and slowly decend into insanity

@Mostly_Roblox Күн бұрын

Have an enjoyable anniversary of your date of creation (that makes it sound like Doug is a robot and I love it)

@dqflynn 19 күн бұрын

I love how I retroactively understand why it seemed like there was a lull in content.

@revilno 19 күн бұрын

Happy Birthday Doug! You don’t look a day over 3,597,573!!

@Remystified 19 күн бұрын

each exclamation point is a factorial right

@revilno 19 күн бұрын

@@Remystified si

@AzizTheGazele552 19 күн бұрын

only 10 days late!

@boiyado6717 19 күн бұрын

⁠@@AzizTheGazele552Actually, they’re just 4 months late!

@asdfqwerty14587 19 күн бұрын

@@Remystified The math notation for 2 exclamation marks iirc. means for instance something like 10!! = 10*8*6*4*2 (ie. it skips every other number with 2 exclamation marks)

@EBjeebies1081 17 күн бұрын

Mr. Wreden, I am overjoyed to be appraised of the fact that your annual subscription to living has been renewed!

@ZakisHereNow 8 күн бұрын

The absolute chaos that follows this man…. I love it!

@emeraldgiss 19 күн бұрын

I think this is both one of the best and worst things to happen to Twitch chat. It's definitely the best thing for youtube chat.

@Hexagonal_Goblin 19 күн бұрын

What’s crazy is if Doug would just take the day off from streaming this wouldn’t be an issue. But he’s SO opposed to celebrating his birthday that he insists on working

@quickdraw6893 18 күн бұрын

Chat would just wish him happy bday the next day, they are insatiable

@j.b.5422 17 күн бұрын

dougdoug osnperfect

@nimchy_ 17 күн бұрын

I love how during all of this chat was also playing Fear and Hunger 😭

@nimchy_ 17 күн бұрын

Context kzfaq.info/get/bejne/atyqfbiD3JfTqYE.htmlsi=dBbCQJYJC1Sixyi9

@user-wu5hj4dm6q 18 күн бұрын

"I mean I don't even know eeuuugh..." the last words of a champion

@thelastoofer2131 19 күн бұрын

happy birthday doug

@user-de4wv3hb8p 19 күн бұрын

Your band for 3000 seconds

@bloxboy72 19 күн бұрын

That's it, you're banned.

@THEcrosby 19 күн бұрын

Banned

@4nevar 19 күн бұрын

Happy birthday!!!1!11!

@Theology.101 19 күн бұрын

ILLEGAL

@lills3879 19 күн бұрын

oh my god, the last message "REMEMBER ME" as they jumped into the stream, closing their eyes, and remembering their life, every birthday, every christmas, the first date, the first child, everything they held value in their life, then in a blaze of glory they sacrificed themselves and ended the tyranny of this stream.

@creeperkingplayz5037 11 күн бұрын

Bro how did this turn from stopping chat from celebrating your bday, into a rebellion that escalated into the end of the fucking world. I love these videos man, its so stupid but it’s pricelessly funny

@Radial27 18 күн бұрын

It's like "OH no! i have too much viewers >;c . But how can i ban them... MY BIRTHDAY! It's for sure perfect oportiunity!" Doug we love you never change

@anterorantamerta9353 19 күн бұрын

"Lurker reporting for duty!" ILLEGAL!! O7

@ivorypayton 19 күн бұрын

Who cares about Doug’s birthday, what really matters is saying hello to Luka the editor

@ScornfulEg0tist 18 күн бұрын

pretty wild how doug doug doug doug doug;s entire concept is basically roleplaying the peep the horror bit that one of jerma's viewers dreamed

@MimicalRL 8 сағат бұрын

Dougs streams are basically just gambling on if you get banned or not and i love it

@apexbrachydios5385 19 күн бұрын

A great moment from a couple streams later: the stream crashed twice before Doug figured out that he left the code on that shuts down the stream

@apexbrachydios5385 19 күн бұрын

(we'll see if youtube lets this reply exist, delete spaces for a clip) https ://clips .twitch .tv /AcceptableDependableAdminPanicBasket-pr6XEncnUJwDzt2j

@groofay 19 күн бұрын

This is just a straightforward demonstration that penalizing an action is not a deterrent.

@hahani17 18 күн бұрын

I like how the last noise Doug makes sounds like a sword finally being plunged into his dark heart by the brave chatter who had emerged from the growing pile of bodies of his eliminated brethren

@wanderingflame318 18 күн бұрын

Man, it's fuckin wild and anxious that the last message visible chat in just a giant "REMEMBER ME" as the quality degrades before disappearing forever

@GentleIceZ 19 күн бұрын

I entered this video with the same energy as a horror movie fan saying "well why don't they just NOT go into the house? How can they stretch out this premise for so long?" And was truly amazed at the cinematic genius I bore witness to

@j.b.5422 17 күн бұрын

perfectikn

@blakksheep736 19 күн бұрын

6:49 gotta give credit to the person who got around the ban by saying happy birthday in chinese. 😆😆😆😆. "Shēngrì kuàilè!"

@lightswitch2622 18 күн бұрын

Isn’t the last character supposed to be 乐 or is that traditional

@blakksheep736 18 күн бұрын

@@lightswitch2622 It's traditional.

@j.b.5422 17 күн бұрын

smartnes

@CubeUU 4 күн бұрын

This is the kind of DougDoug streams I want, where at the end Twitch Chat is doing a boss fight against the entire stream.

@DeadSpace501 7 күн бұрын

After watching so many of doug's VODs, I'm convinced he's an 8th dimensional entity of chaos that manifested itself in ours with the desire to see how many people it could fuck with.

@erddle3612 19 күн бұрын

PLEASE DOG MAN, DONT TAKE ME OUT BACK

@Jetliner 19 күн бұрын

Quickly editing the rule to ban the actual spambots was the absolute funniest part of the whole ordeal (4:07)

@sharkylady986 18 күн бұрын

I admire how despite all odds of functionally banning everyone in his chat HE CONTINUES TO THRIVE AS A CONTENT CREATOR-

@Eagle-Fly 18 күн бұрын

Congratulations on your special date of the month this year doug.

@voxfoxclips8684 19 күн бұрын

Twitch chat: (strikes against being banned for extreme and sudden changing rules by our local bear tyrant) DougDoug: Why is everyone striking? You're just going to cause a strained relationship between us... also '.' And 'strike' words are banned, now. No strikes! Me: *This place is a madhouse.* (Also the fact he banned his dad, too... and that ending. If that was the last episode, it'd make sense.)

@dehydrateddarkness3565 19 күн бұрын

Nah, DougDoug's last Stream will be Something along the lines of: "I play GTA 8, but every twitch message has a 1/10000000 chance to turn off my life support"

@Fallout3131 19 күн бұрын

@@dehydrateddarkness3565LOL

@HarryLLC 19 күн бұрын

This is genuinely such an entertaining video. I was laughing, I was saluting, I was genuinely invested. I don't know how you do it, Doug, but keep up the good work, man.

@seagul8dago.420 18 күн бұрын

It's funny how, when so many people are getting banned the SFX for "ILLIGAL" sounds like a microwave

@beejay99ah 17 күн бұрын

This is my favorite DougDoug experience ever. What better way to end a story than this?

@Kyle-qi8oj 19 күн бұрын

Only a dougdoug stream could start out with a simple gag that ends with 99% of twitch chat getting themselves banned for the opportunity to end the stream