I thought gold stake was supposed to be hard (Balatro)

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Ай бұрын

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@birbeyboop Ай бұрын

watched this live and i'm still amazed by how he just decided "maybe try a little gold stake?" and pulled this run straight out of the aether with limited time

@BaseGolf Ай бұрын

What day did he do this I’m trying to find the Golfie stream

@pigglebee Ай бұрын

@@BaseGolf He played hexguardian not Golfie

@lucabraun2126 29 күн бұрын

@@BaseGolf a general tip: you can always find out what date the video is from if you check the description of the video.

@Lowlander2 17 күн бұрын

I like your avvy :)

@MrVovansim Ай бұрын

My hobby is looking up the historical jesters when NL gets a legendary. Apparently, Perkeo was a little person who was said to drink six to eight gallons of wine a day. He lived into his eighties, never drinking anything but wine. Then he got sick, the doctor had him drink water, and he passed away. So says wikipedia.

@unblorbosyourshows9635 Ай бұрын

10/10 bit

@aceacemania Ай бұрын

Looks like he was the inspiration for Tyrion Lannister. I learned something new today.

@ivanivanovic5857 Ай бұрын

Lol I think Perkeo is my new favourite dwarf. Move aside Sleepy.

@maxantonio9312 Ай бұрын

his liver saw water for the first time in 8 decades didn't know what to do with it and them collapsed

@Thoron Ай бұрын

Wikipedia says he died at age 33 ☹️

@nickstell9374 Ай бұрын

49:02 1st graders when their teach ask what letter comes after D

@chillrendbeats 29 күн бұрын

+e13

@user-dx3de8pt9z 28 күн бұрын

lmao

@turagamaxil Ай бұрын

negative burnt joker looks like that king charles painting

@hectordavidhernandezgonzal9356 Ай бұрын

"If you see this you will die in seven days" had me dying

@rollyproductions Ай бұрын

It's so over for us

@joshavery 28 күн бұрын

It hasn't been seven days?

@MC-lm7de Ай бұрын

13:09 me when Paul Atreides is getting visions

@scottbourg8741 Ай бұрын

@torbenheather2283 Ай бұрын

@UntouchedWagons Ай бұрын

Dude went something like 17 minutes with a debuffed joker

@pwines1423 Ай бұрын

I scrolled way too far to see this comment. Bro had me trippin

@Datboyo Ай бұрын

Fucking same lmao

@Pashizzle500 Ай бұрын

When he sold the judgment card with a debuffed joker on deck I knew it was time to lose my Type A virginity

@jaxfilm Ай бұрын

that joker was holo so it was still giving +10 mult, it’s not nothing

@sanserino3489 Ай бұрын

@@jaxfilmnaw man, the holo doesn’t give mult through debuff, it’s just nothing

@pepperboi2227 Ай бұрын

Were Balatro guys of course we pronounce it like Balatro instead of Balatro

@aidantompkins918 Ай бұрын

When I read it I hear him saying Balatro instead of Balatro

@elliott6158 Ай бұрын

I don’t say it Balatro or Balatro 💀

@juliusgreen9179 Ай бұрын

Bro you made my brain say Balatro instead of Balatro

@jozzzlyn Ай бұрын

balatro son or balatro daughter?

@xenosarcadius1198 4 күн бұрын

@@jozzzlyn Both

@adissentingopinion848 27 күн бұрын

14:03 It was a won run the moment NL got to witness the Legendary rarity Eternal Egg. Praise be!

@bless-express Ай бұрын

0:41 when it is Christmas 2007 and you unwrap a gift of collectible pokemon memorabilia

@BrntToaster Ай бұрын

@Nonscient Ай бұрын

@raddyrooooooo Ай бұрын

I have been a librarian for 12 years and I gotta agree with NL. I learned everything I needed to know on the job.

@mattcroft Ай бұрын

2:25 me when my car is in the shop and I'm looking up how to get to work in the morning

@fishgomoo8524 Ай бұрын

23:02 When your friend watches the ring without knowing the consequences

@orxalot 29 күн бұрын

@Lockerus Ай бұрын

@34:08 me when I'm the United Fruit company and I'm orchestrating a coup for cheap bananas

@danielgamboa6130 Ай бұрын

14:52 when he won’t sell a debuffed joker for judgement and just takes the dollar

@danielgamboa6130 Ай бұрын

22:47 WE DID IT

@thechatter7102 29 күн бұрын

this is my type A canon event

@thelittlemannn Ай бұрын

4:39 -4:50 I can't stop laughing.

@notmyfullname598 29 күн бұрын

23:42 Okay, okay, let's damn this guy, let's damn this guy with feint praise

@sssh8596 Ай бұрын

Me after seeing diddy walking towards me at a hotel's hallway 15:09

@DrDoom-ph4gi Ай бұрын

8:57 Corn is native to the Americas. Wasn’t in the Fertile Crescent prior to the Columbian exchange.

@Andrew_Bradshaw Ай бұрын

was coming to post the same thing! thanks for doing the work!

@nintendocyclone Ай бұрын

The Indians call it maize 🦝

@nicolasvidal92 Ай бұрын

@@nintendocycloneclassic rob bit

@alexleach9133 27 күн бұрын

The thought of being a streamer big enough to have like 50 absolute morons in the chat at all times would be pretty tough to deal with

@mustard9933 Ай бұрын

My inner type a was clawing at the walls but this strat is so cool I just had to zen tf out and watch it.

@Pashizzle500 Ай бұрын

It’s the best he’s ever played and the worst he’s ever played

@Noobwater Ай бұрын

34:48 Political activists when they reach ultimate desperation for change

@Nosirrbro Ай бұрын

+2 bravo for that one brother

@TheAceJokers 27 күн бұрын

@offer-saml3744 6 күн бұрын

@SuburbanHell Ай бұрын

This dude puts me to shame, I'll never be this good of a Balatro player

@rollyproductions Ай бұрын

If Egg can get to 'e' then anyone can

@ultraheaven8968 29 күн бұрын

its funny cause he sucks at balatro

@a2rhombus2 29 күн бұрын

You know a run is good when he goes so autopilot he buys Justice then immediately forgets he has it

@MadcapMachinations Ай бұрын

Put milk and cream in your popcorn? I know he mispoke but still that was a funny line.

@bloodwolf2609 Ай бұрын

50:53 I want a clip where he loses an Isacc run to a donation machine

@thexenocide6013 Ай бұрын

half joker was adding about 8e11 to his score btw

@pyramear5414 29 күн бұрын

TL;DR: Half Joker adds 20 mult only after glass and photograph, not before. Half Joker is only giving us a 0.5% score improvement (3860 vs 3840 mult before our post-hand multiplier stack). For those wondering about the math at play: NL had 8.6mil xMult *post-hand* from the Mercuries, Hologram, and Steel Joker. He gets 60 base hand mult from a plain hand, 240 mult from a pair with plain face cards, 960 mult from a pair with 1 glass face card, 3840 hand mult from a pair with 2 glass face cards. The only hand worth fishing for was the 2 glass face card combo, as this gives around 3.3e13 (he needed e14, so this is still not enough before steel cards).

@Buffalax Ай бұрын

17:01 me asking to bring in a stray when i was 6

@thiagocosta3953 Ай бұрын

me when they buffed swash 23:28

@s3vere195 Ай бұрын

ctrl + F searching the timestamp for the part of the video im on to simulate a live chat

@notjohn2774 27 күн бұрын

40:37 is exactly my brain whenever someone mentions ohio

@TheKrigeron 28 күн бұрын

That thumbnail. I'll whip out the butter popcorn for this one. Edit: didn't realize this was popcorn pilled stream when I posted this. Is this a simulation?

@Hapos06 Ай бұрын

49:02 me getting the right answer to the question of "Name any letter of the alphabet" on the gameshow Jeopardy: Idiot Edition

@cagewellman909 24 күн бұрын

@ole9215 Ай бұрын

We´re Balatro Guys, of course we are terribly afraid of the day NL switches to another Roguelike

@ruaristrawbridge7859 Ай бұрын

We’re balatro guys of course we are gonna run flush builds 70%+ of the time

@dantealighieri1265 27 күн бұрын

@@ruaristrawbridge7859you mean high card builds

@TBH_Inc Ай бұрын

40:35 Person from Ohio here, this is so true!! Also obligatory -IO!

@0re01 29 күн бұрын

40:46 ohio mentioned into a squami it is a blessed day

@GameOverFiles Ай бұрын

New balatro vid and no Chile oil or plans measured in centuries reference. I guess I'll let the negative burnt joker take me

@jacobantolik587 29 күн бұрын

40:38 IO LETS GOOOOO OHIOOOOOOO

@kixr4trids587 28 күн бұрын

13:13 me when I’m watching chopped and I think I know better than the chefs

@Buffalax Ай бұрын

40:10 OHIO MENTIONED!!!! O H! Also people from Ohio know for a fact we have chin strapped andrews cause we have to deal with them everyday in person.

@Zalic23 Ай бұрын

"How are the Jazz this year?" Don't remind me, we suck, and we will always suck apparently.

@Fummy007 Ай бұрын

This run was certainly blessed by Saint Mother Elizabeth and her holy anointing oil.

@cjs372 Ай бұрын

perkeo runs with observatory are always so much fun. this one was no different, very cool

@Bellah246 27 күн бұрын

I'm someone who works in a library but is Not a librarian, and imo he's right that it's kinda unnecessary to get a master's, like getting the Librarian title basically means you can be a manager, but I still get to do all the fun stuff while not having to worry about making schedules ya know, plus I saved 2 years tuition lol

@shephsnap Ай бұрын

me when they bring out the gourmet 16 oz gold steak that’s only a layer of gold foil on a steak:

@mzb4608 Ай бұрын

Every video is an all time top 10 standup set, how does he do it

@musoumiko4730 Ай бұрын

26:40 I know he doesn't read these comments, but technically you'd yell "sugoi" or "yabai" in that kinda context, since translation isn't one-to-oneOKAY sorry for nerding uhh, we're... translation guys, of course we whatever

@mookle4205 Ай бұрын

0:04 whats wrong with ur finger man

@gelatobear9159 Ай бұрын

42:51 has me sobbing

@gibran.zidane Ай бұрын

22:13 I just realized you can still get the same planet cards in the pack as the ones in your consumable slot

@mononaut Ай бұрын

Only if you have telescope, it forces the first slot in the pack to be your most played hand even if it couldn't spawn normally

@gibran.zidane Ай бұрын

@@mononaut ah that makes sense thank you

@Ragnell123 Ай бұрын

I forgot he already talked about popcorn toppings. Now I know why they were talking about it this week when Justin said he thought melted butter on popcorn was disgusting

@blaviken252 28 күн бұрын

Google told me that a single kernel is about 0.15g. That would mean that in a standard 100g microwave popcorn bag there are about 666 kernels.

@gabrielfrear7412 27 күн бұрын

Also gotta subtract the weight of the packaging

@blaviken252 22 күн бұрын

@@gabrielfrear7412 I hope the 100g refers to the weight of the food only, but you are right we gotta subtract the oil used to pop them and the unpopped ones, thats still probably like 400-500 popped kernels

@MannequinFan 12 күн бұрын

Currently living in Japan, before I knew how the economy worked I got a haircut for ¥950 but was so scared of fucking up and wanting to fit in, gave the guy ¥5000 and ran away… essentially a $30 tip for a $5 haircut

@lucky_marz Ай бұрын

We’re Balatro guys, of course we comment in the echo chamber of Balatro guys that we are Balatro guys.

@levitarr6736 Ай бұрын

Holy backlog, how long ago was the Pokémon twitter beef

@roostangarar 29 күн бұрын

This is the first I'm hearing of it, what was the context?

@n.chabot1217 29 күн бұрын

@@roostangarar He didn't know what type Luxray was and people were seriously furious at him for this for some reason.

@tatefairmusic Ай бұрын

14:10 dude is spittin 🗣️

@matthewsimpson7712 Ай бұрын

We're gold stake guys, of course we're sold at Salt Bae's restaurant

@tong492 Ай бұрын

The only time I've ever wanted to backseat Is literally screaming at my screen for him to sell that fucking even Steven's when he keeps it for like 7 rounds after it was debuffed.

@genieinthepot2455 29 күн бұрын

NL's love for pairs is so interesting

@Smatticus Ай бұрын

NL doing something peak NL is peak NL

@williammitchell6254 29 күн бұрын

"Its unlikely we would get as lucky as we did last time" stop sandbagging bro

@dizzzzy6 28 күн бұрын

he went off today om

@ShadowedAgony Ай бұрын

thanks for the company

@F1R3S74R73R Ай бұрын

Corn is a New World crop, before 1492, no Europen knew what corn even was

@gamingstew703 17 күн бұрын

hey NL, if you have time you should try the full version of backpack battles. There are a bunch of new heros and items :)

@truedardii Ай бұрын

I would've dumped swashbuckler for big mike hoping for a Cavendish later on

@garyadams9345 Ай бұрын

Balatro

@LogicRat Ай бұрын

is there a tiktok clip of his japanese interaction around 29:07 i need this and am lazy.

@Nagi2100 Ай бұрын

An organic toilet that doesn’t require flushing is a latrine.

@KostkaJones Ай бұрын

Yogscast makes games now? Where's shadow of israpheal at though?

@impulsecdog4979 Ай бұрын

Why does he keep the debuffed odd Todd so long lol

@colintudor66 Ай бұрын

14:05 as a jazz fan, please don't ask

@thaddeus1519 29 күн бұрын

1 in 4, to me thats zero... NL has finally learned statistics via Balatro.

@cptnd3851 Ай бұрын

jesus the backlog is May 2nd?

@ezcellent Ай бұрын

the thumbnail intrigued me ngl

@Efthimisko Ай бұрын

We are Balatro guys, of course we spam about balatro guys 1 minute after the upload happened.

@IR0NH3ART Ай бұрын

In 40 minutes.... sees video length😂

@RafidW9 Ай бұрын

Me when they told me that saltbae's steaks are overcooked

@CHill-42 26 күн бұрын

not procing half joker cost him 8.6m mult a hand

@brandonlawrence5437 21 күн бұрын

The Japanese bit was spot on

@stighelmer1265 28 күн бұрын

Popcorn originated in the Americas yes, but not by Americans.

@espresseaux Ай бұрын

NO SLOTS FOR MERCURY

@SchmavidSchmobb Ай бұрын

did he just decide to stop trying around ante 12? like he was adding just any card to his deck and decreasing his hand size for jokers that weren't that helpful. so he was just screwing his entire plan of playing pairs of face cards. Don't get me wrong this is an amazing run but it feels like he just threw it in the trash in order to get to the sponsored segment.

@severinlindskog7670 29 күн бұрын

The man's got a family to feed and no shits to give.

@pyramear5414 29 күн бұрын

He needs that Hologram mult, and he dropped hand size for more joker space. It was a half decent pilot. My only complaint was skipping ballot, but he probably wasn't aware they buffed it.

@matthewoldham4804 5 күн бұрын

Invoking “emergence” is a bit of a disappointing intellectual cop out. Wetness isn’t an “emergent phenomenon”, it’s a term humans use to describe a basket of sensations which we actually can explain in terms of water molecules and the effect they have on the sensations our nerve endings create.

@glucoseguardian2650 29 күн бұрын

anyone pls explain why planet cards that he holds give 1.5 mult whose ability is that

@alasadge5353 29 күн бұрын

observatory voucher from the shop.

@kipandcop1 29 күн бұрын

the observatory he gets at 18:45

@DeathByRabbit Ай бұрын

Thanks for asking him about PokeRogue, chat. A shame he isn't into it.

@Hannah_The_Heretic Ай бұрын

He probably does like it, He said he doesn't like the community 😂

@russiachan2 Ай бұрын

57:02 eeeeeeeeeeeee

@MikeyTheGoon Ай бұрын

40:32 IO

@djlee_exe Ай бұрын

NGL it always irks me a little when he says “E to the 11” or “E to the 13”. It’s just E13

@user-op7vr5xc4z Ай бұрын

40:34 I-O

@Ekklo Ай бұрын

Am I this unobservant or has there always been a sliiiiiight CRT bend to the game's screen. I see small black curves at the corners

@TiredOcean Ай бұрын

Yes, it was always there

@josiahmoteberg3210 Ай бұрын

We're blue deck guys, of course we have one extra hand per round

@nikfinite Ай бұрын

the lebron james take aged like milk

@SoloBladeBarrage Ай бұрын

*Buys justice card* No less than 30 seconds later: “What is this? I didn’t even notice you.”

@manolobrinks 29 күн бұрын

bro got perkeo observatory the game is OVER

@Haanski Ай бұрын

I would have become the nastiest type A chatter of all time if he didn't use his non negative Mercurys every time he played a hand with blue seals... He kept talking about it like it was somehow better to NOT play them and just not get more replacements for free?? He never did it but he kept talking about it and I could feel my blood pressure rising as his gears kept turning... I'm like you better freaking not. The only way it would make sense not to use them if you were in danger of losing and you were playing what you thought to be your very last hand going for a high score.

@Haanski Ай бұрын

He kept saying everytime we use one of these we are losing that 1.5x mult forever... like what? You only have 3 non negative consumable spots... the most non negative mercury cards you can ever hold is going to be 3 😅 Edit: OK now I am at the end of the video and he finally didn't use his mercury with blue seal in hand like I knew he was going to do. Oh well at least he didn't do it pre Ante 13 so I won't necessarily go run into traffic. Also started ignoring burnt joker as well. He got scared for no reason and started to buck the scaling that got him that far... At least he didn't listen to the chatters that were telling him to stop adding cards to his deck. Could have been worse. Luckily I don't watch NL for the gameplay. I am done over analyzing this run now 😂

@RedzeeTV Ай бұрын

Nice blog! Cant wait for you next post 👍

@kyleleehufnagel Ай бұрын

I bet you have the most efficient widget assembly line.