Warhammer 40K is the only fandom where its fans actively do not want to live in its setting.
@adamstacey82102 ай бұрын
Speak for yourself. Dying in battle for the god emperor is the only way a true man should go
@ericgerroir77632 ай бұрын
Lol
@aftp4i942 ай бұрын
I think fans of Lovecraft's universe wouldn't be keen to see it in reality.
@PropagandaFacts2 ай бұрын
You must be young and uneducated. 40K is a metaphor of what we live.
@Boudiccanyc2 ай бұрын
Pokemon is pretty terrifying
@LZRCuteRАй бұрын
Life is cheap in 40k, in real life... 40k is expensive
@stephenbyrne2170Ай бұрын
*_"To be a Man in such times, is to be one amongst untold billions on end. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable."_*
@benwinter242029 күн бұрын
Judge Dread ?
@Dennis-lz9lw8 күн бұрын
Unless you own a 3D printer.
@Koronia0472 күн бұрын
Human lives....Pretty sure the Eldar or Votann can't take the kinda losses the imperium does on a daily basis just passively xD
@TheReforger5 сағат бұрын
I've solved it by investing in 3D printer.
@bixbysnyder-00Ай бұрын
The oceans evaporated, and they built a palace covering all of Central Asia. We're on schedule
@leadingbellyАй бұрын
Not really, we are going in the wrong direction. Our oceans are getting bigger because the ice caps on the poles are melting. But more than half of the world population is living under dictatorial rule. So they are on the right track already to become mindless followers of some kind of cult. And the zealous freaks are also on track.. Overall we are getting there indeed😂
@ravinrabbit7932Ай бұрын
😂
@leadingbellyАй бұрын
@@bixbysnyder-00 for some reason, my posts keep getting canceled. Don't know why. I said nothing wrong. No swearing, nothing bad..
@benwinter242029 күн бұрын
Evaporated how ?
@leadingbelly28 күн бұрын
@benwinter2420 nobody knows how it happened man. But one day they were gone. Scary stuff dude. It's almost the same as a woman. One day she's there. The day after she's gone. Why or were, nobody knows....
@sonicman522 ай бұрын
Only thing I’d wanna be in 40K is a noble/aristocrat from a pleasure planet
@simplelogic909018 күн бұрын
Best you get is an administrative job in the government at middle management position.
@KarlPHorse5 күн бұрын
@@simplelogic9090if I had to pick a regular, non aristocrat/noble position, I would go with Imperial Navy crewman. It still not an easy life, but it’s leaps and bounds better than being a menial on an industrial world, or a guardsman sleeping in mud for 6 months before being torn apart by tyranids 2 seconds into my first battle. Navy all the way.
@tony914617 сағат бұрын
Being a noble / aristocrat is a pretty sweet life regardless of the world or universe 😂
@fryone2 ай бұрын
algorythm bless this video
@357Dejavu2 ай бұрын
Amen
@waltonsimons9082Ай бұрын
That'll just get it nuked
@fryoneАй бұрын
@@waltonsimons9082 twas the quickest comment I could muster lad, its better than first
@Robert_DouglassАй бұрын
Someone call the exterminator, I think we found a Hairy Tick in the chat.
@nocturnaljoe9543Ай бұрын
Blessed by the Omnissiah.
@mgtowmonkapprenticegang84262 ай бұрын
Living in warhammer is hell. 38:00, the emperor does not protect from post traumatic stress disorder 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that made me chuckle
@klof427614 күн бұрын
this is all inspired from real historie.... if u respect the source material u reqlize this is real facts ancoents/futur prophets... My family told me my great great grandfather served with Lord Dracula in the war the big war. A lot of media I can tell u this is as real as it GETS!!!
@TheGrunt248Ай бұрын
As Ron perlman once said in aliens 3 "Earth... What a shithole"
@Robert_DouglassАй бұрын
That was actually "Alien: Resurrection".
@oledirtygamer4620Ай бұрын
He also said..."War....War never changes"
@benwinter242029 күн бұрын
That bikie boss said many things
@VeraTepes2 ай бұрын
I would highly recommend spacing between segments. Mechanicus Straight into Servetors straight into Guardsman straight into Space Marines straight into Knights straight into Preceps with zero Breaths makes it hard to tell what from what. I'd recommend a "Now let's talk about:" approach over overlapping yourself.
@randyping60362 ай бұрын
I can't help but think that everyone would have been better off if the Emperor had just left well enough alone.
@VemiX10002 ай бұрын
Listening to this while downloading Darktide
@Tarvitz922 ай бұрын
Looks like it's break time! I also am here to humbly request a seminar on Saul Tarvitz of The Emperors Children, loyalist and hero. We touched on him before during our discussions involving istaava but I think you could do a great dive into his character!
@michaelwangenstein8434Ай бұрын
Warhammer 40k makes living in any active war zone throughout the course of actual human history seem like a cake walk.
@mikkelnpetersen20 күн бұрын
Getting reborn into the W40k universe, you think you're going to be a space marine? You're more likely to be a random labor in a hive city.
@gandalf821627 күн бұрын
Born too early to see the permanent victory of the Imperium, born too late to experience The Golden Age of Technology, born just in time to die for the Emperor.
@brotherthelonius7141Ай бұрын
So this is what asmons editor does in his free time
@ziplocktheimpostor14022 ай бұрын
The aristocracy: we are the exquisite niche of our kind.... The emperor: am i a joke to you...
@benwinter242029 күн бұрын
30 year war ensues
@benwinter242029 күн бұрын
Mars worship factions or Jesus if prefer
@TitaniumAlloyzАй бұрын
The WH40K verse sucks to live in for nearly everyone, especially on planets that are vital to the Emperium. Im sure that there are a few planets with human colonies forgotten by the Emperor (ah, the heresy) that are probably wonderful places to live, in blissful ignorance of the horrors that are in the rest of their galaxy. But man, to be an average human on Holy Terra?? Hell. Just absolute hell.
@croontangifyАй бұрын
There are feudal worlds and worlds around our level of progress in the imperium. It mostly sucks but there are small nuggets of just living a normal life. Even though it comes with the risk of all chaos and xeno invasions ending you. But hey that is just more stuff on a list of things that can kill is everyday.
@chardaskie4 күн бұрын
I dunno why it took me this long to realize if you have a soothing voice I'll listen to them talk about paint drying but even better its a topic that interest me
@AllhailthesithАй бұрын
The emperor had plans on fixing this but those plans never came thru due to the horus heresy
@Detson404Ай бұрын
It’s another example of how the Emperor took the expedient route instead of the right one. He made a deal with the devil to get the aid of Mars for the great crusade.
@benwinter242029 күн бұрын
It makes no sense
@benwinter242029 күн бұрын
I know the devil & well . . in amalgamation the one & same . . the inquisition needs to sharpen
@PlunderAchiever4 күн бұрын
"The emperor does not protect against post traumatic stress disorder "
@stephenbyrne2170Ай бұрын
For 11,000 years on end, the Human Race has struggled to survive in a desolate Galaxy. One of which was stuffed to the tonsils with alien threats and cosmic horrors beyond comprehension, all of which wanted to lock horns with us and thirsted for our blood and/or our extinction. Whichever came first. It was only the conviction of our inexhaustible armies, and our faith in the God-Emperor's holy light that sustained our species.
@benwinter242029 күн бұрын
Pretty much
@athos1029Ай бұрын
Stop me if someone has already postulated this theory. What if the emperor isn't kept on the thrown as a form of reverence, but as a prison to keep him from finally dying, reincarnating, and challenging the ruling elite's power that they enjoy in his name?
@MidwestemoismeАй бұрын
i’m not a war hammer expert but it would probably be pretty problematic if he did pass on, with the warp being the chaos that it is, he could even become another warp entity like the 4 chaos gods
@athos1029Ай бұрын
@@Midwestemoisme Another interesting idea to be sure. A force for order or chaos. It would be interesting to see how that coin flips.
@redking5788Ай бұрын
There is no real lore in 40k so it's a reasonable idea. Truth has long since been exponged, even time is problematic over a galactic empire and has led to much war.
@owenwhite3669 сағат бұрын
the humans in 40K are just a hive mind with extra steps. Ex: Emperor: "Do What I Say" Random dude: "no" *dies*
@astralclub5964Ай бұрын
The Emperor Protects! Long Live the Imperium of Man!
@SillySausage-mq3soАй бұрын
Sounds like living in California or New York.
@shmee_iz_bacc2 ай бұрын
Guardsman’s family: You worried about what you might see or have to do now that you have enlisted? Guardsman: No, the emperor protects!! Narrator :”The emperor does not protect against ptsd, and there are more then enough ways to acquire it within the service of the guard” 😂😂😂
@louseveryann21812 ай бұрын
Why would someone from 40000 years in the future look like a worker from 1920, like in the thumbnail?!?
@OCFHS2 ай бұрын
What do you expect them to look like?
@dot25622 ай бұрын
because it just works
@fryone2 ай бұрын
in a setting where machines must have an organic human component because software is basically heresy, hive worlds are fo shoo heavily inspired in british victorian era cities.
@oddursigurdsson96372 ай бұрын
@@AYAKXSHIthe sun doesn't even hit the buildings on terra from the smog. Even if it did then it would only be the upper part not anywhere that a lot of people live. Terra has been like that for like 20.000 years everyone there is probably very pale
@AYAKXSHI2 ай бұрын
@@oddursigurdsson9637 i meant to say pale i was stoned when i said that
@Gaming_Antics2 ай бұрын
If there are no more plants and oceans on 40k earth then how do people breathe?
@LZRCuteRАй бұрын
Oxygen is scrubbed and imported and terrible. And it's likely so marginally close to insufficient that you need breathing assistance in lots of areas you don't wouldn't now.
@LZRCuteRАй бұрын
Likely corrosive too, filled with acid [or caustic if possible lol]
@80krauserАй бұрын
Such silly notions arent sufficiently GrimDark! They just do and it is terrible and probably tainted with genestealer farts
@stephenbyrne2170Ай бұрын
@stephenbridges9915 Probably the only Human planet with plant life and oceans left in the Galaxy untim 999.M-41, was Cadia.
@TheguffernАй бұрын
The way this algoritm says omnissiah, borders to Tech heresy!
@beck331924 күн бұрын
This guys voice is so soothing. I’m gonna sleep great tonight.
@johanstinsonАй бұрын
With the teemjng masses on Terra, isn't it weird that there aren't any Terran Legions in the Imperial Guard?
@ravinrabbit7932Ай бұрын
So they can be defeated? What a heresy!!
@graveborne8724Ай бұрын
blessing upon the machine spirit for making the algorithm sending me this video
@gutterpheonixАй бұрын
In 24 hour time anying before 11 comes with the O prefix. Eg 0800 would be said as o eight hundred. 11 am to 11 pm just has the hundred suffix. Eg 1300 is said as thirteen hundred hours. Midnight is zero hundred hours.
@5pointprimarchАй бұрын
Its kind of a glimpse into the future.
@yourmaninlondoncollecting574911 күн бұрын
Thanks for finding thoæis channel today. Giving insight and entertainment of the lore in one 🙂👍
@cecejamesableАй бұрын
If I had to live in 40k, I’d hope to be a rogue trader or a noble on a peaceful planet.
@ravinrabbit7932Ай бұрын
Roque Trader with some kind of monopol, so the authorities bother you too much, as long as youre supplying.. But then theres still the warp. And Eldar, Orcs, ChaosGods, Demons, Pirates, Genestealers, Rivals, Traitors etc etc 😂
@jsgoh12 ай бұрын
For the Emperor and the Algorithm
@thathandsomedevil0828Ай бұрын
"... to be alive in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the most cruellest and bloody regime imaginable..."
@jesserivera970421 күн бұрын
And there is no peace amongst the stars. Just an eternity of carnage and slaughter and the laughter of thirsting gods....
@jayblevins2957Ай бұрын
Sleeping to this rn
@alphaomega1089Ай бұрын
"Few are able to fashion luxury goods. Those who can serve the elite who are willing to pay." The Imperium of Man. You can drag goods or fashion a cart or truck. Become one with technology. It makes your labour easy.
@EpckАй бұрын
Its like what people in the 20s and 30s were afraid was going to happen in the near future
@AliceBowieАй бұрын
The guy in the thumbnail has all his original parts, and hasn't been made into a servitor, so I'd say he's doing pretty well.
@Mike-WolfeАй бұрын
Excellent content, very entertaining. But why do I imagine Winnie-the-Pooh telling me this story?
@d1p70Ай бұрын
Because the Imperium and its bureaucracy is basically the CCP.
@cosmicwartoad258729 күн бұрын
It wouldn't surprise me i supermarket chain top bosses had the floor staff made into servitors.. Shopfloor servitors wouldn't need to be paid, could be assigned to one task only (like being jacked to a till), just take shit from customer like carry THEIR shopping home for them and not say anything in response and mindlessly do what they're told.
@istvantoth7431Ай бұрын
This video is just too good.
@0NEisN0THING14 күн бұрын
The chaos rebellion, and traitorous space marines are the 'good' guys
@charleskawuma7506Ай бұрын
Would be interesting to know what chaos marines do in their free time
@d1p70Ай бұрын
Non-stop furious circle jerks until dry, bloody, chafing husks.
@robinphilbrick425Ай бұрын
They torture captives and have young boys fight to the death with the last one standing being a prospect. They have bouts with one another, torture captured loyalist astartes and any other depraved behavior you could conjure up.
@benwinter242029 күн бұрын
Should'v have asked in other words
@sachinbangaru7372 ай бұрын
Emperors bones
@mettderjeniche7791Ай бұрын
Imperial Boner
@jeffreychatman437613 күн бұрын
So there is not ONE single place in the Imperium that is pleasant to live?
@Overanalyse_This2 ай бұрын
This content is on another level!!! Well done, this is truly impressive and awesome 😊
@Finger-E-Mayas2 ай бұрын
Serious question: How does breeding work on Mars?
@komisarzludowy84422 ай бұрын
There are usb ports and usb cables
@Finger-E-Mayas2 ай бұрын
@@komisarzludowy8442 😐
@CheapGodiva2 ай бұрын
They grow individuals in vats. No joke.
@Finger-E-Mayas2 ай бұрын
@@CheapGodiva Really? Very interesting
@Finger-E-Mayas2 ай бұрын
It makes sense, seeing as they replace their body parts with machine parts. They most likely have no peepee or vagg.
@ravendelacour19172 ай бұрын
Nice stealth Caiphas Cain reference. :)
@justinschulz2124Ай бұрын
Sounds like life in the suburbs.
@cleitondecarvalho431Ай бұрын
I do hope the earth's native animals and plants might have survived elsewhere in the galaxy. Spacial Settlers would not leave their cattle, tastiful fishes, and pets behind.
@M4leniaАй бұрын
I love the Mechanicus
@knurled111 күн бұрын
Yeah, they went too far with Earth.
@criticalcog63632 күн бұрын
Asmongold editor?
@drTERRRORRRАй бұрын
Normies: "The world sucks." WH40k Fan: "Nah. It doesn't."
@tjeisenman44392 ай бұрын
I believe this is a repost
@bfyrthАй бұрын
if you slap the emperor, then life gets even worse
@benwinter242029 күн бұрын
Dude . . you slapped the emperor
@be13942 ай бұрын
Is this a repost? or a copy of someone else's video i saw a couple days ago?
@Tarvitz922 ай бұрын
No, the algorithm for you is just good. Had a similar title video from dystopia pop up on my feed but that's months old. Every 40k channel has a video on this subject anyway. I'm sure this will be the best one :)
@theriguyayylmao37612 ай бұрын
@@Tarvitz92can’t be the best when the script and voiceover aren’t even done by an actual person
@remkometkrullen2 ай бұрын
The Machine Spirit guards the knowledge of the ancients.
@Flipadelphiia2 ай бұрын
@theriguyayylmao3761 as long as it's accurate, it doesn't matter. Lore is lore, regardless of who or what writes and narrates it
@tjeisenman44392 ай бұрын
I was about to post the exact same thing. Yes this is a repeat. I just listened to it a while ago. Not a couple days ago but a while ago I believe the exact same thing. Yes
@dgatsby64952 ай бұрын
Great video 🖖
@JS443Ай бұрын
No more oceans? That will make weather no existent no rain! Water resources?
@Robert_DouglassАй бұрын
Imported, like everything else, even the air...
@ravinrabbit7932Ай бұрын
Recycled a billion billion times and imported from other worlds, leaving them to die instead
@sebastianb.1926Ай бұрын
...empires have always been multi-lingual and multi-religious. that's why they empires and not nation states.
@ravinrabbit7932Ай бұрын
Interesting but is it always true? Ottoman Empire surely didnt tolerate anything besides islam. Or the hun Empire? Im sure there are many more examples in history
@sebastianb.1926Ай бұрын
@@ravinrabbit7932 both were tolerant.
@ravinrabbit7932Ай бұрын
@@sebastianb.1926 thats just not true. Both did plenty genocides on their own Population. Or Do you not count the Armenians? Up to 1.5 Millionen people were killed. Or the ottoman genocide on greeks after ww1. Around a Million greeks and assyrians killed. For being Christians. Like i said, they were NOT tolerant
@zachhoward90992 күн бұрын
@@ravinrabbit7932the Ottoman Empire tolerated Christianity and Judaism but they usually though not always were required to pay the jizya which was an additional tax.
@ravinrabbit79322 күн бұрын
@@zachhoward9099 they commited nore than one genocide on All other Religions and ethnic groups in their territory but who cares, right? Just lie and feel better
@robertf8632 ай бұрын
Impressive .. they still have a middle class!
@MarcelinoDanielsson-le4mz2 ай бұрын
For a great cause.
@WeehawkАй бұрын
Seems okay.
@Alchemyst420Ай бұрын
now do allan watts narrating lol
@BriarLeaf00Ай бұрын
Algorithm go up.
@JormungrandrserpentАй бұрын
fortified burgers and pineapple on pizza
@zerellix2 ай бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍👍
@Eleonora_16p2 ай бұрын
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@moxie_STАй бұрын
I do not understand one thing? What make people in condition like this to make baby's? We all know baby's are not made in big nubers in šhit condition .
@ravinrabbit7932Ай бұрын
Yes, they actually are. Poor countries always have a shitload of kids. When the poor conditions endure long enough for society to kinda adapt, they will pour out childs like non stop. As some kind of income source, health insurances and so on
@nachtmacher62372 ай бұрын
😊
@rubicon1876Ай бұрын
Using an IA generated thumbnail and IA generated script/ narrator is so so disappointing
@trad5887Ай бұрын
Do it better then
@ZeroFischeКүн бұрын
It’s my dad
@Gary-zq3pz29 күн бұрын
Isn't there a 40k world that's just kinda nice? A good place defended by willing patriotic citizens instead of slaves?
@LordoftheSith27 күн бұрын
Cadia. But that got blown up
@jesserivera970421 күн бұрын
Tanith, but it got blowed up too.
@jesserivera970421 күн бұрын
I identify as "trans-mechanic"
@josealaniz1402Ай бұрын
👍
@matthewmclean9607Ай бұрын
It’s a shame games workshop doesn’t want my money anymore since they wanna go woke and crap
@sjdlkadjklafkjldkjfd25 күн бұрын
This isn't actually correct. It is for countless billions of people in the Imperium, but for countless billions more life is pretty normal. There are poor people and rich people and everyone does their own thing. Plenty of worlds weren't even touched by the Heresy or any other conflict or such conflict happened so long ago as to not really matter. Not everything in 40K is grimdark, just the interesting bits.
@wickedwiley1Ай бұрын
40th millenia and religion is still the worst WMD created by humans. We'll never learn
@LiquidazotАй бұрын
New Space marine helmets.................... SUCKS SO BAD!! Give back OLD ONES.
@TheAngrySaxon1Ай бұрын
Yeah, I'm not a fan of the new one either. The original was perfect.
@stephenbyrne2170Ай бұрын
@@TheAngrySaxon1 You both know that's never gonna happen.