Impertinent Questions And Pertinent Answers

Impertinent Questions And Pertinent Answers | Ashens

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12 жыл бұрын

Bit of a video that was previously available on the long sold-out Ashenthology DVD and briefly on the Ashens iPhone app.

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@RickWhitechest 9 жыл бұрын

Ye Olde Cards Against Humanity.

@sabotabo7476 8 жыл бұрын

+Richard Whitechest Or Apples to Apples. They're all very similar, except these two are funny.

@MysteriumArcanum 7 жыл бұрын

CAH is Apples to Apples' raunchy brother who tells a lot of screwed up pervy jokes. I think my best one was when the card "_ + _ = profit" came up and the two cards I put (in order) were "dying" and "the penny whistle solo from "My Heart Will Go On"" so basically I turned something as horrid and tragic as death into a meme.

@thekungachunga4578 7 жыл бұрын

To be fair, at least this version isn't quite as pandering as the current one.

@Mouzekiller83 6 жыл бұрын

that's the same as i thought too.

@JamesR624 10 жыл бұрын

Cards Against Humanity 1940's edition.

@Fuzy2K 10 жыл бұрын

Q: Do you have a four-story house? A: I like turtles.

@linkrulezall 10 жыл бұрын

Seems they got these the wrong way round. It would be closer to "Pertinent Questions and Impertinent Brush-offs"

@Azhiru 9 жыл бұрын

Made by HP Gilbert: The man who gave the world the childrens Uranium Test Lab and the joy of the pewter making kit as a kid.

@FlopsyHamster 12 жыл бұрын

"No, I have the pen of my grandfather's aunt" is now my new favorite catch-phrase.

@naurunappula1 9 жыл бұрын

Your grandad looks like chef excellence

@jaysonaarons9288 9 жыл бұрын

Tasu Sutinen When he said the bit about WW2 and the accordion, I immediately though of The Book Thief. An excellent book.

@naurunappula1 9 жыл бұрын

Jayson Aarons Yes it is.

@twcoursolle 9 жыл бұрын

Tasu Sutinen 'An Excellent Grandfather'

@NyanBi 8 жыл бұрын

(Queue X-files theme)

@chefexcellence7202 8 жыл бұрын

A excellent observation

@evelynb1325 6 жыл бұрын

Really funny line-ups happened just often enough that playing it in the '50s & '60s WAS enough of a laugh that I remember the game!

@icearrow45678 10 жыл бұрын

Are you a born sponger?No but i have the pen of my grandfathers aunt.I ALMOST DIED WHEN HE SAID THAT IDK WHY IT JUST SEEMED FUNNY:D

@cbcronin3868 9 жыл бұрын

icearrow45678 It was actually quite funny and came across as a punchline to a simple joke. Maybe more so because Ashens was trying to demonstrate that the cards had no comedic value and finished with an example that disproved his point (depending on the audience). The cards are hit and miss, with the majority making little to no sense with a small chance of a zinger.

@Kumimono 8 жыл бұрын

Of course, the German version at the time had the classic "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?" and "Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

@ThatTransMuffinOfficial 7 жыл бұрын

Jari Heiska Ha! Hahahahahahahahahahaha... *dies of laughter*

@parrot998 7 жыл бұрын

Jari Heiska No! The killer joke! Ahahahahahahahahahaha! Ah! *dead*

@GoTeamOverdrive 10 жыл бұрын

The answer cards are what goverment use when they are asked something

@oneupgamer5306 8 жыл бұрын

Wow. You can really see the resemblance between Stuart and his Grandfather. Especially with the mustache.

@BackPalSA 5 жыл бұрын

The end of this video's URL is Ogasrm.

@derrk1929 8 жыл бұрын

You know what, I think you had it right the first time. It might actually be funnier if you read the "answers" first.

@wolfearsceej 10 жыл бұрын

Cards Against Humanity: -2nd Expansion

@Knuxfan24 9 жыл бұрын

A very early leaked beta of Cards Against Humanity.

@naurunappula1 8 жыл бұрын

+Knuxfan24 A game to die for

@minefilms1122 10 жыл бұрын

i'm pretty sure if your grandpa saw this, he would be proud that you somehow made a carreer off of reviewing crap tech and crap food

@scotty_blocks 7 жыл бұрын

They probably lightened the mood when our Grandfathers got some rest in between fighting nazis.

@KunkyFong 8 жыл бұрын

Cards againt humanity stole this.

@EagleInTheSaddle 11 жыл бұрын

WAY BACK when these were made, most people didn't have electricity. My grandma didn't get electricity in her home until 1948. 100 years ago, this was entertainment. If you had a telephone and you and a friend each had this deck, you could phone each other, or just pick up the receiver cup with him or her if you had a party line, and take turns asking and answering. In 1913, in an old wooden house with no power, you'd be surprised how much fun that'd be.

@TheInunah 11 жыл бұрын

This card set is the precursor to Cards Against Humanity, which is two card decks where you put funny phrases and words out on the playing field if they're hilarious or relevant to the question/unfinished sentence. However, you play this by having all the players have the answer cards in a hand. It's hilarious when you play in a group.

@flair541 7 жыл бұрын

It's like Cards against humanity the alpha.

@Andoryuuu 7 жыл бұрын

pre-pre-alpha, this is drawing-board stage.

@flair541 7 жыл бұрын

ChaoticEchidna A.K.A AndoryuuC very true

@EbonyBlackout 12 жыл бұрын

I actually found these immensely amusing D8 I could laugh for hours with these!

@PixelMug 11 жыл бұрын

"One Excellent Grandfather"- Chef Excellence

@ShinkuAndIbuki 11 жыл бұрын

it makes me laugh to the fact that it generates cheeky questions in such a manner

@flo15jo 8 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much! We were researching the rules for this and found your video, and yes, I have to agree, it's totally TERRIBLE! Your video is far funnier! Hahahahahaha!

@daveKoRnfan 12 жыл бұрын

Q-Does Ashens' videos make you laugh? A-The sun is quite bright today

@mrblags1 11 жыл бұрын

i've got indegestion with laughing. those cards are brill.

@TheDutchGhost 12 жыл бұрын

Its not as much the game but the way Ashens tells it that makes me laugh.

@tomofthepops 12 жыл бұрын

You need to make more DVDs, loads of people still want one

@sabotabo7476 8 жыл бұрын

Everyone's saying Cards Against Humanity, yet nobody's saying Apples to Apples, a game that's exactly the same!

@RickWhitechest 8 жыл бұрын

+Ryan blah Apples to Apples is sorta tame. This thing was aiming for funnier answers, I believe.

@tetsuo3673 8 жыл бұрын

+Ryan blah apples to apples sucks

@IvyMidrVega 7 жыл бұрын

Apples to Apples is the kid's version of Cards Against Humanity.

@AbandonedVoid 7 жыл бұрын

+Ivy Didn't Apples to Apples come first?

@mr.kittysavestheworld695 6 жыл бұрын

Cards Against Humanity was created as an adult's version of Apples to Apples, not the other way 'round.

@dominictrofa4156 12 жыл бұрын

The questions and answers make me laugh every time I watch this.

@XCombatXCarrotX 11 жыл бұрын

the last statement about tv was the funnyest thing in this video

@shadowsa2b 12 жыл бұрын

i fealt like i was going to laugh when you introduced the thing just at the sheer silliness of it. now i have pent up laughs looking for a reason to get out

@Sn0rlax18 10 жыл бұрын

This reminded me of cards against humanity

@daniel.holbrook 6 жыл бұрын

I could imagine this being played sorta like Apples to Apples or CAH

@YadonTheCat 12 жыл бұрын

I love that vintage artwork

@gollumclay 12 жыл бұрын

Mid week Ashens is great.

@ian_b 3 жыл бұрын

So basically you could just write "piss off" on all the answer cards.

@WHNorthcote 11 жыл бұрын

I can see this being out now. Loads of stoners would be playing for hours with this.

@ScottJoC 12 жыл бұрын

it made me laugh because of you making fun of it. its mission has been accomplished.

@Insertmiddlefinger 9 жыл бұрын

"An excellent way to waste your life"

@clivejive1 12 жыл бұрын

It made me laugh out loud - maybe I have a strange sense of humour!

@Chewy2nd 12 жыл бұрын

The last one actually made totaly sense lmao

@dangergErBi 6 жыл бұрын

and that's why he went to fight in the war...

@myuphrid 12 жыл бұрын

Oh, I dunno, random threats of tooth-related violence to loaded questions gives me a chuckle!

@vovathedude 12 жыл бұрын

best youtube channel !!

@Pehmokettu 12 жыл бұрын

@Kuraime Minulla oli lapsena suomalaisia hassut kysymykset -pelejä varmaan 3 erilaista, ja koska ne olivat suurimmaksi osaksi melko tylsiä, askartelin pelistä oman version, joka oli kuorrutettu kaksimielisyyksillä ja sisäpiirivitseillä. Myöhemmin vastaavia pelejä askarreltiin koulussakin, mm. englannin tunneilla. :)

@RoxxorzYourBoxxorz 12 жыл бұрын

I liked this video quite a lot on the DVD. I know you probably can't be bothered, but I wouldn't mind somehow seeing all these questions and "answers" transcribed, perhaps to make a set of my own.

@viennasix9 12 жыл бұрын

Other games of this time = Holes were cut in pieces of card through which the occupants of the room stared a each other

@ChristopherHorton 12 жыл бұрын

@super0sonic Agreed. None of them were that great, but that one did make me chuckle for a moment. Best one in the sample he showed.

@Wh1teD3ath 12 жыл бұрын

i had my great grandfather in WW2 he was in the second wave at Normany

@lduenas 12 жыл бұрын

I laughed at the "DO YOU STILL BEAT YOUR WIFE" Question.

@zdaviation 12 жыл бұрын

"No, but I have the pen of my Grandfather's Aunt" sound like something from a Simon Munnery routine.

@GothB_tch 10 жыл бұрын

it made me laugh with the stupidity of it

@Goldie267 12 жыл бұрын

@Spinazania was, on the app. it's been replaced with another video now.

@Alucard54s 10 жыл бұрын

I think it was a proto-"Cards against humanity", wherein you place down the question card, and people match the funniest answer. Try playing it that way ashens.

@officialchompGAMING 11 жыл бұрын

I love the random humour

@MagFlare 12 жыл бұрын

GARN ! ! !---WIV' YER The Cockney dialect, spelled out phonetically and punctuated oddly. What a find.

@DoomVideoVault 11 жыл бұрын

I like this idea.

@paulosborne6517 3 жыл бұрын

Nice out, isn't it? Yes, I think I might take mine out later...

@mimkyodar 11 жыл бұрын

I thought it was amusing. "No, but I have the pen of my grandfather's aunt"

@DrkBluePenguin 12 жыл бұрын

I'm sure with enough Gin this game would be epic!

@TheDutchGhost 11 жыл бұрын

That would definitely be a good moral booster.

@mattfox14 12 жыл бұрын

I'm going to watch Ashenthology now

@Polyfusia 12 жыл бұрын

I'm not british, but the word "daft" comes to mind in connection with this card game.

@BygPhattyPlus 12 жыл бұрын

I'll bet that game is the predesessor of Apples To Apples!

@RussWWFC 12 жыл бұрын

Was watching this on the DVD only a few days ago. Waiting for Ashenthology 2, as well as some episodes of terrible old games

@flyingtardisOfficial 12 жыл бұрын

i'd love this game

@capsloco 12 жыл бұрын

Funny trivia: Got the same game from my Grandmother when I was about 15 or so. The funny thing is it was a german version ( since I'm from germany, obviously). Came in a plastic Box with laughing Aristocrats on it. Was as unfunny as this one and therefore quickly disgarded by my 15 year old self. Now I wonder where it's gone. >.> Thanks Ashen.

@666Seryan 12 жыл бұрын

Well, to be fair though, it made the world laugh for about 2 minutes and 30 seconds, haha.

@Spinazania 12 жыл бұрын

@ashens Why thank you Sir!

@smitias_8474 7 жыл бұрын

What made me laugh here is that it's supposed to be funny

@jacob88ttu 11 жыл бұрын

One of the red cards say " the awnser is a lemon "

@JunJP02 11 жыл бұрын

The irrelevance made me laugh. XD

@Icedrake201 12 жыл бұрын

A game? This is the british army's first attempt to weaponize the funniest joke in the world!

@shadowblast4 12 жыл бұрын

made me chuckle

@TatsuMakiSeppuKyaku 12 жыл бұрын

@RHY5 Because a lot of us will never ever get the oppertunity to EVER see these extra bits unless he puts them online, and that's brutally unfair all things considered.

@thesilentobserver93 12 жыл бұрын

@super0sonic Heck ya! That made me laugh too! I'm still laughing as I type this. Which makes it hard to type.

@MeCreateAccountxD 12 жыл бұрын

I lol'd xD They're so random and stupid,it's funny!

@angelicafowl 10 жыл бұрын

I played an Austro-Hungarian version and it was really fun. One hell of a flirty game XD

@WfrArcPol 11 жыл бұрын

This is how Really High guy gets his punch lines...

@sue-eporcine2214 9 жыл бұрын

i laughed at dis review, becuz ashens makes everything dat he reviews funny.

@sirpercivalsmallcock-jones9585 9 жыл бұрын

*I *this *because *Ashens *that

@sue-eporcine2214 9 жыл бұрын

Throatwobbler Mangrove oooooo, look at dat. we got da god dam grammer-police all up in here.

@sirpercivalsmallcock-jones9585 9 жыл бұрын

Squeakers Rubber-ducky Among your deliberate misspellings, you managed to spell 'grammar' incorrectly (unless of course that was also intentional).

@sue-eporcine2214 9 жыл бұрын

Throatwobbler Mangrove sooo, u must be da new internet troll on utube. well, jus fair warning, u have 2 stand in da back of da line. cuz u arn't da furst 2 start on how i tulk/type. *claps hands* welcum 2 da club, we have T-Shirts. :P

@punch3322 9 жыл бұрын

Throatwobbler Mangrove The best Santa.........

@anthonyretrolegokid 12 жыл бұрын

0:37 must be one of the ancestors of the troll face

@simplesimonhadapie Жыл бұрын

How this never ended up as a barshens segment of used in the try not to laugh ones I don't know

@favoritemustard3542 8 ай бұрын

There's still hope! Barshens 3.0 _woot_

@KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin 10 жыл бұрын

Garn!!! - wiv' yer !

@EdSigma 12 жыл бұрын

It's more like "Zen in a Box"!

@hyenalord 12 жыл бұрын

I'm a bit sad that I wasn't able to buy an Ashenthology DVD when it was first out.

@nhonho23 12 жыл бұрын

looks like a product you would find in Fallout 3

@tlaroche38 12 жыл бұрын

I have Ashenthology 1!

@hellrazor117 12 жыл бұрын

my grandad was in the KGB and i still wear his KGB watch...

@bobbydylanio 11 жыл бұрын

damn, he should have done the whole deck.

@klockwerk187 12 жыл бұрын

The idea is great, the wording sucks..though, it's still an awesome item to have from your family's past and to have something he carried with him while in the war. I have my grandfathers pocket knife he carried while in Normandy. Cool stuff