Impotent Species - Jerma Plays Spore (Long Edit)

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dumptruck

3 ай бұрын

A species incapable of survival without external assistance.
Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985
#Jerma985 #jerma

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@grantdanasty 2 ай бұрын

1:14:10 "Gronk, twist his head off" is some real "Mods, crush his skull" energy.

@_Lumiere_ 2 ай бұрын

"Mods, obliterate that guy's existence for 10 seconds"

@TimMoore-gv7hu 2 ай бұрын

it's also funny because Gronk is an actual insult here in Australia its the equivalent of calling someone an idiot, mentally disabled or a way of saying that someone is generally unlikable so the "Gronk, twist his head off" had me chuckling because my first thought was that he ment "Dumbass, twist his head off"😂

@moby2579 2 ай бұрын

Thank you for reminding me this I laugh for 5 minutes

@vulkantheprimarch8905 2 ай бұрын

"I have seven dollars, is that enough to mate?" The age old question

@quantumblur_3145 Ай бұрын

"I am not one of your seven-dollar whores! *Seduce* me!"

@dudeskeela 2 ай бұрын

S P O R N .

@evanwiechert3168 2 ай бұрын

Timestamp?

@Roughly182Eggs 2 ай бұрын

Sporn @@evanwiechert3168

@robert7100 2 ай бұрын

@@evanwiechert31682:34

@Fischstix95 24 күн бұрын

@@evanwiechert3168 37:35 "I have seven dollars, is that enough to mate?" he dementedly asked the frightened jogger.

@anxietyprimev6983 2 ай бұрын

I laughed along with Jerma while he was going on that rant about how nobody eats carrots and lettuce when they're stoned, but inside I was secretly horrified because that legitimately sounds really nice. Give me a cold bag of iceberg lettuce when I'm high and I'd tear through it like a starving prisoner of war with a family sized bag of doritos.

@jordan-my2vl 2 ай бұрын

baby carrots can never go wrong

@kurzwaren9304 2 ай бұрын

I'M HIGH AND THIS REMINDED ME I HAVE BABY CARROTS IN THE FRIDGE

@anxietyprimev6983 2 ай бұрын

Guys, I don't think you quite realize what I'm going at here. When I say "eating a bunch of carrots while stoned out of my gourd sounds nice", I don't mean baby carrots. I mean I'm one bad day away from going down to the closest grocery store, getting a huge bag of full-sized, "what's up, doc" ass carrots, lighting up and living my best 5-pound forest herbivore life. But nonetheless, regardless, even if you are not quite on the same mental level as I am (whatever that means), I wish all high people a very pleasant bag full of baby carrots.

@quantumblur_3145 Ай бұрын

Somebody should tell the stoned Danganronpa how baby carrots and packaging volumes work.

@FelixHelix Ай бұрын

@@anxietyprimev6983 There is a poetic rhythm in the way you comment. I feel you'd make a very good story writer.

@user-pn5lk5bz9z 2 ай бұрын

Jeremy started out in both spore and real life as sperma

@jeremytitus9519 2 ай бұрын

Last to the ovum, first to the nucleus. He plays a tortoise type game.

@Baddaby 2 ай бұрын

Sperma985

@sinkingwrench 2 ай бұрын

Сперма 👍

@DrunkenCoward1 2 ай бұрын

I love how he says "Spore" at the start like some kind of magic spell. Like he is spreading his spores by the word alone. Just blowing them out into the world to reproduce.

@jeremytitus9519 2 ай бұрын

Cognitohazardous Andy

@we-must-live 2 ай бұрын

@@jeremytitus9519 Fungal Infection andy

@noviolam2618 2 ай бұрын

Responsibility of a 10/10 😞

@statomic 2 ай бұрын

like an anime move. he says spore and thousands of particles suddenly fly out from behind him

@DrunkenCoward1 2 ай бұрын

@@statomic "I alone am the Honored One. Imaginary Technique: Spore." *Jerma noises*

@c1nnamodoll 2 ай бұрын

his chat becoming completely feral, like they're about to fight to the death about whether or not jerma had the expansion parts, made me laugh so hard LMAOOO

@c1nnamodoll 2 ай бұрын

stop FUCKING lying he DOESN'T HAVE THEM !!!! CHAT WRONG !!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOO

@quantumblur_3145 Ай бұрын

What do the first two symbols mean?

@statiksea 2 ай бұрын

Dumptruck on the path to being a new jerma long edit legend in the pantheon

@Ry-mj2eb 2 ай бұрын

dumptruck

@Batsquid_ 2 ай бұрын

Calling them a pantheon is fantastic lol. There is definitely enough lore to go off of with channels like golden_winged

@shamrockgaming9505 2 ай бұрын

Skye4 as well@@Batsquid_

@dinkeykong 2 ай бұрын

@@Batsquid_skye4 is also a legend in the industry

@Batsquid_ 2 ай бұрын

@@dinkeykong Oh definitely, idk why I didn't think to mention them lol.

@bloodsausage6635 2 ай бұрын

I cannot believe he befriended the giant rat that makes all of the rules

@Qaztar44 2 ай бұрын

Mike dying and him immediately feasting on his corpse had me dying

@ChewyTwee 2 ай бұрын

26:40 "I'm just letting it flow I'm painting" *Immediately makes the most flleshlight looking creature I've ever seen*

@wasperfly 2 ай бұрын

nah thats my man the tully monster

@raphaelambrosiuscostco 2 ай бұрын

Where do you buy your toys man

@alexanderartaza2173 2 ай бұрын

@@raphaelambrosiuscostco Bad dragon

@LastGladius 2 ай бұрын

37:35 "I have 7 dollars, is that enough to mate?" Favorite quote so far

@PotatoLad430 2 ай бұрын

Nice try feds, we all know Jerma is a spore creature grown in a lab by corporate America

@kakroom3407 2 ай бұрын

single cell streamer

@jeremytitus9519 2 ай бұрын

prokaryotuber

@we-must-live 2 ай бұрын

@@jeremytitus9519okay that’s actually pretty funny

@Baddaby 2 ай бұрын

@@jeremytitus9519 I'm now stuck imagining a one-celled potato jermite

@waterbottle6644 2 ай бұрын

This dude was wicked fucking high playing this

@probablyondryland7142 2 ай бұрын

Him struggeling on how many legs a scorpion has was cracking me up. Like I live in the north east and even I know they have 8 lmao

@derangedcrowd 2 ай бұрын

Spore is my absolute favorite game to play baked, so I definitely don't blame him lol

@vanillaice1335 Ай бұрын

he makes some fucking abomination and immediately says i love it

@drgaz2861 2 ай бұрын

uploaded 8 minutes ago-andy

@isthisajojoreference9918 2 ай бұрын

Commented an hour ago-andy

@spacebassist 2 ай бұрын

@@isthisajojoreference9918 first reply-andy

@bloodsausage6635 2 ай бұрын

@@isthisajojoreference9918 replied 40 minutes ago andy

@SpiritKat1 2 ай бұрын

Commented two hours ago Andy

@l4ur489 2 ай бұрын

@@SpiritKat1Commented 5 minutes ago Andy

@syrupmancer 2 ай бұрын

I really like when he calls the creatures 'people'

@Reac2 2 ай бұрын

"A species incapable of survival without external assistance." Clownus Onlinus Streamerus

@voxlvalyx 2 ай бұрын

I've said bugs are just bio-robots for years. Glad to see Jerma is on-board with this.

@splootonic1993 2 ай бұрын

14:27 "ooh that looks pretty cool" while making the most horrific flesh scorpion creature

@Infamous_wu13 2 ай бұрын

he is such a specimen lmao

@bigcooltony437 2 ай бұрын

sub-bot channel moment lmao

@Infamous_wu13 2 ай бұрын

@@bigcooltony437 nuh uh ive been watching since tf2 days

@meyague Ай бұрын

that's not true though

@melaniescott4877 2 ай бұрын

This is the funniest game of all time. I love watching Jerma just make weird little guys. I could watch him play the creature creator forever

@BlockDefender 2 ай бұрын

When jerma said "I have $7; is that enough to mate?" I felt that on a spiritual level

@jennareynolds1403 2 ай бұрын

Reblog this if YOU would let Jerma mate for $7

@dan_loeb 2 ай бұрын

37:34 (edit and 59:25 AND 1:15:17 holy cow he keeps doing it ) how have i never heard this quote taken out of context before

@roxwize 2 ай бұрын

1:28:35 too

@gunkwizardry 2 ай бұрын

the spore stream or as i like to call it the "bugs are math" stream

@gunkwizardry 2 ай бұрын

also RIP to Mike, we miss him everyday

@notsusanna7485 2 ай бұрын

“Bugs are basically just math!” Jerma says as he’s making a scorpion; which is, in fact, not a bug.

@mikotoh 8 сағат бұрын

@@notsusanna7485i thought 'bug' was an informal term that covered anything with multiple legs humans dont like

@GloopedoutYoinker 2 ай бұрын

It is currently 3:00 am on the clock for me and I would like to say that this is a cursed stream to sleep to, woke up to the chirping and screeching of creatures. Thanks for the great edits and dedication!

@AM_artworks 2 ай бұрын

Spore is one of my favorite games. Jerma playing it felt like being hugged by God.

@kayeskibbler647 2 ай бұрын

Alright you made part 2 in less than a dynasty from part 1, you have distinguished yourself amongst vodders, i have subscribed to honor such distinction, may your truck remain dumpy

@andrix7777 2 ай бұрын

holy shit he was naming his cell and i said "jermite" irl and he named it "jermamite"

@jeremytitus9519 2 ай бұрын

Jermamite, but then again he miten’t.

@Bunster 2 ай бұрын

@@jeremytitus9519 miteain't

@BoneBoyYo 2 ай бұрын

weird that didnt happen for me...

@dan_loeb 2 ай бұрын

jerma's "slorpian" is great but not using feet for it's six legs kills it's speed.

@obelgefreitermurller2602 2 ай бұрын

surreal experience watching the vod and then seeing this manifest into reality

@curtb.1995 2 ай бұрын

"$7, is that enough to mate?"

@Swaggerpede 2 ай бұрын

So sad the spore servers are down now, I sooo wanted to download these

@Nettai 25 күн бұрын

They're still up, but the steam version of the game doesn't let you connect to them :(

@Nulldron 2 ай бұрын

kind of concerned about the pizza Jerma eats

@Spikedog777 2 ай бұрын

Im going to make a hot pocket because of you thanks man

@TheSprint90X 2 ай бұрын

Creature stage is peak for me

@mikotoh 8 сағат бұрын

idk why but i had a lot of fun with the tribal stage when i played it

@anormaluser5750 2 ай бұрын

Love how he tries so hard to be an omnivore at the start and then he does NOTHING but hunt innocent creatures

@4dbagel945 2 ай бұрын

God. I would love a taste of Jerma’s spore

@gangstalker5461 2 ай бұрын

Beautiful comment out of context

@kurzwaren9304 2 ай бұрын

JERMA NAME DROPPING CLINTS REPTILES???? SO INCREDIBLY BASED 13:20

@AveryHyena 2 ай бұрын

45:16 Mactera Grabber sounds

@vous2186 2 ай бұрын

18:45 *me eating pizza with black olives on it at that very second* :(

@demoniccheesepuff274 2 ай бұрын

His rant about no one wanting carrots while theyre high is so untrue, my friend and I destroyed a bag of baby carrots while we were high, theyre cold and crunchy and refreshing, theyre a great high snack. Truly a maniacal streamer

@zoombeanie Ай бұрын

Just desperately wailing at my screen for Jerma to finally get pose and charm every time he was in the creature creator

@rhettshanley8712 2 ай бұрын

“That is so childish” proceeds to name the planet “zerkan”

@isopropyl1314 2 ай бұрын

Zerkinnoff such a classic

@sgooopy0901 Ай бұрын

my headcannon for his planet name is xercanough

@spiderthatstoleyourbacon3222 2 ай бұрын

Holy shit, Clint’s reptiles mentioned

@troglodytee 2 ай бұрын

CLITS REPTILES MY BELOVEDDD ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@GiraffeDawg 2 ай бұрын

Thank you dumptruck for the edit!! 😁

@IsMyNameUnique 9 күн бұрын

jerma and gronk is like the middle school short kid and his stupid but huge friend that acts as his body guard

@retro5945 2 ай бұрын

Thank you for this edit brother youre a godsend. This shit was hilarious

@Tbear995 2 ай бұрын

"what does a carrot look like..?"

@sharklegs 2 ай бұрын

"what the fuck does a carrot look like"

@stwabewwwy 2 ай бұрын

thank u dumptruck for this food

@klotekat 2 ай бұрын

My childhood game, thank u

@jackcockerl7090 2 ай бұрын

Thank you for making these really great stuff

@Ives1776 2 ай бұрын

58:07 what the hell lol, Mike was done dirty by Jermster lol

@morii2078 2 ай бұрын

'i have seven dollars is that enough to mate?'

@brugho7522 2 ай бұрын

Spore.

@stwabewwwy 2 ай бұрын

S c o r n

@jeremytitus9519 2 ай бұрын

z o r n

@Taldirok 2 ай бұрын

Z e r m a

@mikeyb0121 2 ай бұрын

sperm

@gliitterpunk 2 ай бұрын

the creature looks like if parry the platypus got exposed to radiation

@justanotherdan1888 2 ай бұрын

Nice of Jeremy to show us the true form of him and his people like this

@iCdizzily Күн бұрын

some of my favorit moments. jerma putting eyes on the creature "can i make them pepporoni?" jerma looking at 7 dna "I have 7 dolla's, is that enough to mate?"

@taloon3472 2 ай бұрын

Been waiting for this one!

@frozenpoptarts7670 2 ай бұрын

the clints reptiles reference made my day

@troglodytee 2 ай бұрын

CLINTS REPTILES MY BELOVED ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@AlluckyTV 2 ай бұрын

Needed this to sleep Ty

@thewaltner 2 ай бұрын

He missed a huge opportunity to call his cell a "jerm"

@Orientedmine 2 ай бұрын

Fellow Clint’s reptile viewers 😊

@hiimnew9682 2 ай бұрын

i feel like this game was made for him

@TimMoore-gv7hu 2 ай бұрын

16:23 My immediate thought was that it looks like nigel thornberry as a scorpion

@speenman 2 ай бұрын

another fine specimen from the even finer dumptruck, thank you once again

@comfy39 2 ай бұрын

You make great edits, thanks :)

@seapackgaming4316 2 ай бұрын

Jerma is a spore creation come to life

@pigeom32 2 ай бұрын

His first creature looks like an scp

@Tebb.y Ай бұрын

Throughout the first 5 minutes the spore looked like Vector and it was so funny to me 😭

@sampsqwantch4612 2 ай бұрын

that thumbnail made me happy

@wazbeerz 2 ай бұрын

mreow

@breebs 2 ай бұрын

Mrrrooowww

@cactuss33ds 2 ай бұрын

*gets you with the spray bottle*

@Storse 2 ай бұрын

mao

@chmanderx7849 11 күн бұрын

I love the clints reptiles shout out

@itsafish4600 2 ай бұрын

I love jerma

@Graph06 2 ай бұрын

Cant believe people be uploading new edits of streams from 3 years ago

@tehdmanvids3 2 ай бұрын

This truly is a blessing to us Sporoids

@MattyHAM 2 ай бұрын

Next game

@goldilocks8235 2 ай бұрын

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY

@coffeepot3123 Ай бұрын

Spore is just a more accurate life sim than the Sims man. :)

@henryziegler6405 2 ай бұрын

clints reptiles is fire

@sen8368 26 күн бұрын

gronk is going to watch

@AdminAbuse 2 ай бұрын

Could you include when something was streamed in the description? Since he barely streams now I would like to know if I am watching something new or just something I don't know yet

@marsh346 Ай бұрын

59:26 The American Dream

@b_relyhum_n 2 ай бұрын

the first bugsnax video

@bbynnie 2 ай бұрын

spore andy

@hugesmjfan8073 2 ай бұрын

FUCK YES 🙌

@nesageera 2 ай бұрын

" do something! do something" after eating his friend while attacked and 3 mobs and doing nothing. why are you like this?

@pukeouturgutz 2 ай бұрын

hes lying i ask people for veggies when im high i love tomatoes and carrots and peppers (i also ask them for raw beef but that isnt the point)

@PonSealRove 24 күн бұрын

Gronk is love Gronk is life

@AshleySOAD 2 ай бұрын

I miss the strobelights 😢😢

@jeremytitus9519 2 ай бұрын

Impotent Species is how the Jermaic Cluster Metamind classifies humankind. It’s based on a metric similar to the Kardashev scale, expect instead of energy utilisation, a species is ranked on its f_______ p__________ and the plasticity of its g_______ h_________

@carolineautopsy3229 2 ай бұрын

Fresh pizza and good humour :)

@bbynnie 2 ай бұрын

quagmire