Jerma wonders what it takes for a rollercoaster to liquidate organs Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985 #Jerma985 #jerma
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@Nulldron3 ай бұрын
jerma running around riding rides while the guests say stuff like "im dying of thirst" is so fucking funny
@Squatty_Barrelz3 ай бұрын
"i would love to shop, but everything is SO expensive!"
@JacobKinsley3 ай бұрын
It's like he's a child of a rich family in victorian England frolicking in the slums
@15twoАй бұрын
@@JacobKinsleythe good ole princess jasmine
@JacobKinsleyАй бұрын
@@15two I don't know who that is who is that
@ChewyTwee3 ай бұрын
It’s funny how Jerma thinks that aliens would be able to manage interstellar travel without developing fire or image technology. They land in their advanced space bending ships but their heads explode when you show them a calendar on a fridge
@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel3 ай бұрын
Well, devil's advocate (although he doesn't need anymore, Jerma already has enough lawyers), an interstellar being could be outside our understanding of the universe, and us outside theirs. Although I'm not sure that's what he was thinking, I'm not inside his head. Thank the gods for that, and that alone.
@foxdie83023 ай бұрын
Jerma's aliens instantly demolecularize in the presence of water or noise.
@JacobKinsley3 ай бұрын
To be fair if aliens saw us they'd probably be incredibly offput by how many of us would want to have sex with them (I personally wouldn't say no if they asked if I wanted to be a permanent volunteer at one of their Quick Relief Stations)
@aturchomicz8213 ай бұрын
@@JacobKinsley You dont know that, what if theyre Fanatic Xenophiles??😳😳
@JacobKinsley3 ай бұрын
Jerma thinks it's kerbal space program where a bunch of aliens were plopped into the middle of nowhere and the first thing they do is gather dirt and pebbles and try to reach orbit
@rileyyyyh3 ай бұрын
him turning up the game volume at 1:22:20without even saying anything is genuinely one of the most psychotic things ive seen in my entire life
@JacobKinsley3 ай бұрын
The toddler part of his brain won
@JacobKinsley3 ай бұрын
This comment is in relation to the fact that probably more than half of all people who were toddlers when volume-controlled devices were a thing impulsively turned the volume way up to ear blastingly loud levels for absolutely no reason at all.
@JacobKinsleyАй бұрын
I love that I get notifications in pairs for people liking both of my comments equally
@strawbuniies3 ай бұрын
he got so invested in his alien bee discussion that he pulled out TWO sticks of chapstick
@cwookdev3 ай бұрын
THERE ARE BEES
@rominaloves3 ай бұрын
he had to apply his battle chapstick when he started talking about aliens to defend himself
@ChewyTwee3 ай бұрын
The perfect coaster game for Jeremy: where it literally doesn’t matter how insane your coaster is and crashing random passengers into the dirt is a built in goal
@shineymightyena3 ай бұрын
its driving me crazy how the mad scientist park director guy looks and sounds like jerma himself doing a bit
@kanifis2 ай бұрын
when jerma called the Pound symbol a Euro I knew this was gonna be a banger
@finnzy23153 ай бұрын
As a brit, two kids becoming friends after talking about Margaret Thatcher baffles me
@JacobKinsley3 ай бұрын
KZfaq deleted my comment and it's probably for the better (I was dissing Margaret Thatcher not dissing the British like a twitter npc)
@fritzy83182 ай бұрын
Becoming friends after just talking about a person or like one thing is baffling in general
@JacobKinsley2 ай бұрын
@@fritzy8318 I wouldn't be surprised if Thatchoids are dumb enough to make friends literally just because they both like Margaret Thatcher
@Ethman16Ай бұрын
You’ve never bonded with someone over your hatred of something before?
@cashmoneysolutionsltd3 ай бұрын
i love that the alien national anthem is just the american one sang weirdly
@observer23793 ай бұрын
who up thrilling they ville
@JacobKinsley3 ай бұрын
She thrill my ville until I'm off the rails
@andrewsmith67412 ай бұрын
she thrill my ville till an accident happens
@onlyone8331Ай бұрын
Thyeah the what the yeah
@JacobKinsleyАй бұрын
@@onlyone8331 the
@4rumaniАй бұрын
@@JacobKinsley -2
@tommybrown82103 ай бұрын
Im gonna get drunk in the shower to this.
@NightTimeDay3 ай бұрын
Damn lol
@5crwd3 ай бұрын
He's drinking the shower
@ChewyTwee3 ай бұрын
Realest comment ever
@i78873 ай бұрын
Either you are an extreme lightweight or you have a giant water heater.
@JacobKinsley3 ай бұрын
I'm gonna drink shower water to this
@KatrissaBallet3 ай бұрын
maybe the real thrills were the dumptrucks we made along the way
@Krakenheado73 ай бұрын
@KatrissaBallet3 ай бұрын
@@Krakenheado7
@konrad75723 ай бұрын
@demonicloaf21003 ай бұрын
@zarrowthehorse3 ай бұрын
Wat
@sethr.c10653 ай бұрын
As a kid there's nothing like feeling your first crippling back pain after spending 10 hours straight on a trampoline
@Aercoh3 ай бұрын
his rant about "re-living memories" is actually correct and i'm tired of pretending like it's insane
@sagemonarch36273 ай бұрын
Exactly i understood him perfectly
@onlyone8331Ай бұрын
yea
@AercohАй бұрын
@@onlyone8331 yea
@JacobKinsleyАй бұрын
I thought it insisted upon itself
@brumm0m3ntum943 ай бұрын
love how jerma’s aliens came to earth without any kind of metallurgy or ability make visual or audio recordings and have appointments without calendars to keep track of said appointments
@mnemotАй бұрын
do you find it funny that birds can fly without any knowledge of aerodynamics too?
@JacobKinsleyАй бұрын
@@mnemot you know I've never thought about it that way, +2 but like intelectually
@sleeping47463 ай бұрын
Bro your the fucking best its like your reading my mind. All my fav underrated streams I want to rewatch but don't exactly want to watch the full thing over again. And then the cheltie/2ndjerma is too vague and missed momen5s and I pray skye4 has done it and they rarely do the ones I'm thinking about it so I'm left in like this awkward place. But then you always do it which is honestly great. I think it's cause you do the underrated ones and they fly under the radar just like the Thief Gold one and many others
@LayTooPlant3 ай бұрын
In a time where jerma edits get fewer, an unexpected hero emeges
@cryoatix2 ай бұрын
Off an edible hearing his monologue about how we're all aliens is freaking me the hel out
@meltedvinyl3 ай бұрын
the truck dumps as usual
@meltedvinyl3 ай бұрын
plus two
@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel3 ай бұрын
Emoticon is mfw when the truck don't dump. (Or when I Inhale led fumes. Wtf is that emoji?)
@themindset41643 ай бұрын
@@meltedvinyl Did...did you just give YOURSELF a plus two?
@snowrunetunes62523 ай бұрын
@@themindset4164 ±2
@MissBeloved__3 ай бұрын
@@themindset4164+2
@cabwaylingo_3 ай бұрын
jerma didnt like the tank game because it reminded him too much of his time and crimes in vietnam
@spacebassist3 ай бұрын
he didn't want to start a 3 hour laughing fit. he's our good little soldier now and he knows the content must be delivered at all costs
@hiddenninjaspro68183 ай бұрын
God, this game brings me so much nostalgia, I played this when I was just a little kid, didn't understand anything, I remember playing the sparkle island games and having a blast. Going to have to revisit this in the future!
@HueKea3 ай бұрын
the chapsticks are killing me
@MyNameHere1013 ай бұрын
This game really didn't have to go this hard. It still stands up to modern games
@punkuke3 ай бұрын
I had the DS version of it and even that ruled.
@JacobKinsley3 ай бұрын
You can really tell when the devs of a game REALLY want the players to enjoy a game they make.
@aturchomicz8213 ай бұрын
@@JacobKinsley Lego City Undercover (2013)
@JacobKinsley3 ай бұрын
@@aturchomicz821 elf bowling
@katbird26992 ай бұрын
Dude as soon as he turned on the game so much nostalgia unlocked in the back of my brain
@garrison9513 ай бұрын
Holy shit I genuinely remembered sparkle island 2 and couldn’t for the life of me recall where I played it. The sounds, visuals, and layout gave me so much nostalgia.
@elisha19843 ай бұрын
I just realized I’ve never seen someone EVER use two tubes of chapstick at the same time.
@JacobKinsley2 ай бұрын
It's like how you never see someone using two bad dragon toys at once
@JacobKinsleyАй бұрын
Until now
@vamppanicАй бұрын
@@JacobKinsleyWHAT
@jakobjones-mccullock1413Ай бұрын
I cant believe Jerma thought he qaa actually in the tank shooting people before he realized it was an arcade game
@BierBart123 ай бұрын
Oh hell yeah, Jerma just happening to play one of my favorite games ever "UNIT JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH CREEPY HUMAN" 36:39 This is one of the most genuine laughts I've heard out of Jerma
@JacobKinsley2 ай бұрын
STREAMER JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH CREEPY CHAT
@foxdie83023 ай бұрын
"Heh, all the good stuff, huh?" **just leaves**
@Chaoskoch3 ай бұрын
Him calling the sign for pound "euro" is either top tier intentional comedy or he's actually that stupid and I don't know which scenario would be funnier.
@fritzy83182 ай бұрын
Well it’s British so who fuckin cares.
@onlyone8331Ай бұрын
I'd get confused too because it looks like the letter e and now I just try not to guess and stay neutral
@emstink28 күн бұрын
@@onlyone8331 It's actually meant to be an 'L', from Libra, thanks to the Roman invasion of Britain. It just became stylised over the centuries and now as you say, looks more like an 'e' ☺️
@lpsmadgirl233 ай бұрын
Seeing this pop up in my recommended just reminded me that I spent DAYS playing this game, this just unlocked so many memories for me, I had this game for the Xbox 360
@mobius2732 ай бұрын
The social sim aspect of this is so bizarre
@JacobKinsleyАй бұрын
Honestly it's an unnecessary part of the game that's just boring padding
@Rocky-ve9iv3 ай бұрын
Thanks for the edits of older streams :3
@moocow55563 ай бұрын
been waiting for this one
@hamchurger45663 ай бұрын
i remember "playing" this game. playing is in quotes because i just went round talking to people and going on rides. i had no idea how to do anything else.
@soledesertion3 ай бұрын
i did that too lol i don’t think children care about managing a theme park
@hamchurger45663 ай бұрын
@@soledesertion jerma basically did this too
@JacobKinsley3 ай бұрын
I feel like too many modern game developers care too much about adding objectives and numbers and statistics and resources to fun kiddy games, when in reality the only thing that matters is that you can go anywhere after a 10 minute tutorial.
@hamchurger45663 ай бұрын
@@JacobKinsley i havent slept in awhile and so maybe thats why i think this makes no sense
@JacobKinsley2 ай бұрын
@@hamchurger4566 fair enough
@yepsidoodles48679 күн бұрын
Reliving this Jermemory 3 months later. Stay safe Jermamites ✨
@mythcat1273Ай бұрын
Not kidding when I say the alien rant literally changed the way I view the world and instilled a childlike sense of whimsy and wonder in me
@vcr53wus3 ай бұрын
The dump delivers, and we feast
@johnwillis69154 күн бұрын
Ah yes Thrillville, I had a nightmare about this game back in 2006 before I even got the game
@connorgonzella16513 ай бұрын
genuinely one of my favorite jerma streams of all time
@rugda50243 ай бұрын
1:05:28 Morrowinds persuasion at its finest
@bigbongtheorem38213 ай бұрын
"Remember. You're a complete failure-"
@kip97933 ай бұрын
I am used to watching vods to sleep and I am a huge jerma fan so I decided its been a few months since I watched a vod and I click on the video and was delightfully reminded this is jerma
@00monkeydude0013 ай бұрын
THIS GAME UNLOCKED SO MANY MEMORIES
@soledesertion3 ай бұрын
love how deranged this game is, i only remember running around i’m surprised at how insane the rides are like ppl exploding and shit
@funkylittlespacecowboy23723 ай бұрын
I genuinely love Jerma's alien rant so fucking much. "What if aliens aren't more advanced than us" is such an important discussion that is almost never had.
@P0PE4184 күн бұрын
thrillville is too damn cool, loved playing it on my ps2 back in the day
@stinkyfisteulogy3 ай бұрын
fairly new viewer here, been watching VODs and comps for just a couple months, I'm so gullible I genuinely believed for like 15 straight minutes Jerma had never face revealed until 2022. i can't believe it took me that long to remember dork cube
@Sweet_Reverb11 күн бұрын
"Put a hat on you and you'd be a dead ringer for a monkey" damn
@cold18953 ай бұрын
Frieking loved this game as a kid.
@ludvigav3 ай бұрын
there jerma is lying about not smoking cigarettes again smh
@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel3 ай бұрын
We all know he tokes on a ciggy as a palate cleanser in-between bong rips (before you ask, it's fentanyl. Yes, he knows. He got it from the drug dealer he ate before stream started) absolute maniac.
@Kyrrinx221 күн бұрын
it tookk me so long to realise that he was doing the villains voice in wreck-it ralf
@khrislove52773 ай бұрын
I can't get over the fact that in this hypothetical, an alien that doesn't speak through its mouth would use an earpiece to communicate.
@Nulldron3 ай бұрын
dumping happiness and laughter my way
@pharaohanakaris3 ай бұрын
Holy fuck the "im definitely a Clunk" and mirror match KOd me
@bruhbruh92633 ай бұрын
This game was my child hood
@ChappensАй бұрын
I put the entire lyrics to the bandito chinchilla theme into the chat this stream and immediately got sent to the nether realm
@morpho55393 ай бұрын
I loved this game as a kid. If they came out with a new one today I’d definitely play it
@muntedmonkeyz3 ай бұрын
Jerma assuming aliens with the technology to travel space won't have any concept of anything else
@roach93973 ай бұрын
One of these days Jerma will announce that he retired to start an actual amusement park. It’s a shame no one will survive the fucked up contraptions he devises.
@rileyyyyh3 ай бұрын
thank you
@Stapler422 ай бұрын
For future me, strange sentence is at 36:38, barbeque is at 1:06:17
@JacobKinsleyАй бұрын
I too love totally real sentences
@largeproblemАй бұрын
Going from a Wired interview with a structural engineer to this video really put into perspective how effortlessly Jerma manages to convert the world around him into a playground for unfettered chaos. Great edit!
@Ethman16Ай бұрын
4:24 US education at its finest
@gonkdroid93252 ай бұрын
I had this game as a kid and I remember it being really fun and insane
@wazoo413 ай бұрын
jerma is gonna learn wing chun just to lose an mma fight to ludwig
@thecatrooms14 күн бұрын
Bro forgot the hunger stalls lmao
@vvampyraАй бұрын
Jerma is on about literally nothing at the end of the video again
@TubbaJJ3 ай бұрын
Dumpy uploaded oooo 🤗
@Life_Is_A...2 ай бұрын
I'm not a psychologist, but I think the reason Jerma got so giddy with philosophy towards the end, is that he secretly hates streaming. And realizing he was almost finished made him excited.
@JacobKinsleyАй бұрын
That's a decent theory, like he outwardly tells himself he likes it and has convinced himself he likes it but deep down it's work and he doesn't like 'going to work' like most normal human beings. Makes sense and it would actually be weirder if jerma didn't think this way.
@MrShs8122 ай бұрын
1:51:35 if my doctor said “Ok there some foods you need to avoid.” “Ok what are they?” “Coffee, Cheetos, Chicken…” I’d scream until I passed out.
@hugesmjfan80733 ай бұрын
THE FUCKING GOAT 🐐🙌
@JacobKinsley2 ай бұрын
THE alyx vance
@cragravenАй бұрын
this shit feels weird af. i remember playing this on my uncles xbox 360 like 12 years ago. im pretty sure i also played using the "eden" model, and the ko robots game was all i cared about.
@UgliiBabii3 ай бұрын
Omg the alien anthem is from this stream hahahahhaha
@Korhi3 ай бұрын
"At what speed do human organs melt?" Like he doesn't already know
@8stormy52 ай бұрын
I remember playing thrillville at a friend's house, begging my mom almost every day for it, being told no because it was rated T and I was only 10, finally getting it after several months of persistence, playing it for like, a week, then completely losing all interest.
@JacobKinsleyАй бұрын
Average management game experience
@jonnie2bad3 ай бұрын
"your urinal is rotating." lol
@snek79153 ай бұрын
thank you for another dump, Truck
@MrReich19183 ай бұрын
I do enjoy the inclusion of Jerma's spontanious HFY rant midway through the stream.
@agzane2683 ай бұрын
Babe wake up, Dumptruck edit!!
@0werny03 ай бұрын
so excited to watch this. praise the dumptruck \[T]/
@Rex-qx2ko2 ай бұрын
49:00 had me in tears
@mckennapickett30013 ай бұрын
i love you dumptruck
@mouseh11113 ай бұрын
love the video, got 10 plus unskippable 30 second ad breaks is not fun
@AKA2533 ай бұрын
bro i'm high as fuck and the first 20 seconds are fucking me up
@egghgfe61163 ай бұрын
Played this game when I was like 7, never built anything just played the minigames. Good times
@fritzy83182 ай бұрын
Technically you still did build something. You have to build what houses the mini games.
@dakkenly3 ай бұрын
41:10 what the fuck that minigame has the monkey island theme playing
@volta26522 ай бұрын
Thrillville is published by Lucasarts
@cragravenАй бұрын
also, to anyone who really likes thinking about aliens in the way jerma does here, i highly, HIGHLY recommend the book "Project Hail Mary" by Andy Weir, the author of the martian. it has one of the most interesting takes on what communication between an alien and a human would entail.
@darrenmills39433 ай бұрын
This game sucks but in a way that I would never put it down if I had it
@JacobKinsley3 ай бұрын
It sucks in the sense that Spore Hero on the Wii sucks
@kenetickups61462 ай бұрын
1:39 no that's just you Jerma
@DrF3lix3 ай бұрын
1:30:54 >watches Conan once
@overjoyed45053 ай бұрын
1:05:05 genius
@spicynoodle80462 ай бұрын
What you mentioned at the beginning of the stream could be Alice in wonderland syndrome. I have it. it doesn't really do anything. Just feels like my eyes are kind of in the back of my head and everything is getting far away or closer
@jango788911 күн бұрын
1:51:42 coffee, cheetos, chicken
@bupbead27313 ай бұрын
Thrillville walked so Plnaet Coaster could run.
@rydragonx3 ай бұрын
An alien species capable of interstellar travel would be flabbergasted over a geode is proof Jerma was senile from the start.
@fritzy83182 ай бұрын
You have think about this. Do we even know what aliens are usually around. For all we know they could exist on a planet that’s so cluttered with buildings that nature itself hardly exists. So who knows Maybe they would be amazed by something as simple as a geode.
@bossman-jk9tl2 ай бұрын
No bro the way u conceptualize aliens is senile. Ur prolly unable to picture anything other than little green man in a Star wars spaceship. Ur clearly not even thinking about interdimensional aliens, or perhaps aliens come from a lower definition reality (2d reality) that is less VISUALLY complex than ours. Maybe they have biological reality shifting abilities or something but it's a trade off for living in a world without advanced crystal formations. Basically im schizophrenic but think about it, the possibilities with aliens are infinite 😅
@Sergio-nb4hj20 күн бұрын
@@bossman-jk9tlbased reply
@AMan-xz7tx2 ай бұрын
4:18 you might've missed it, but he said that he "thought the euro symbol was a cryptocurrency", if everyone at home has been paying attention then by now I hope you all have realized that Jerma985, in fact, does not believe that Europe is a real continent