What happens in the navy stays in the navy.

In the navy, you can catch some STDs

I'll be your umber-rella

Felix just wants to be normal, bless him

They should have done the whole movie in white sailor suits and short shorts.

Heroic but naive aliens land in America and have to defend themselves (entirely from the aliens’ perspective) is a solid premise for an action movie

@@nykcarnsew2238 How could a movie "from an alien perspective" be intelligible? Like Wittgenstein pointed: even if a lion could speak english we would not understand him - different worlds.

@@jayjayelectro5600 reread my comment, because you’ve changed the wording in a way that completely changes the meaning

@@nykcarnsew2238 lol "From the aliens perspective" and "from an alien perspective" means the same thing. I was annoyed cause I thought *that would be a cool movie* but then thought about it again and it really is an anti-humanist, anti-Enlightenment mode of thinking. Even more stupid than attributing personhood to non-human animals cause at least with them we share an environment and ancestors.

@@jayjayelectro5600 it’s actually an anti-American one, I don’t think aliens would necessarily get the same reception in every part of the world And no those don’t mean the same thing. Following the POV of aliens in a movie doesn’t in any way whatsoever imply their perspective would be alien to us, the viewer. You know how in The Lion King we follow lions that speak English, and proving Wittgenstein totally wrong we understand their perspective just fine? Yeah, you do know that, you’re just pretending you don’t because you’ve decided that anthropomorphism is wrong for some reason

she was in Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets a little bit too

I thought Lobster Thermidor was where you kill Robespierre with a Lobster.

rimjob

Rim Pac. When you get a dude with a nose piercing to rim ya stank

Battleship. They went so low as to try and appeal to peoples nostalgia for a board game...

Imma say pearl harbor. There's no remembrance day for Battle Ship's first screening anniversary.

@@yfna1 you must hate the troops

Pearl Harbor. At least that was a real thing.

@@freakyzed8467 stop stealing my jokes man

Ray Mabus, one of the most despised SECNAV's ever.

@@paulfroelich1024 Why? Do tell.

@@joshmccollen700 There was a big hullabaloo when he wanted to change the job designations in the Navy (it's kind of esoteric but it was huge). They were going to stop addressing people by their job designations, and instead just by their rank. Enlisted personnel were outraged and signed a petition. It may sound inconsequential, but people have a great deal of pride in their individual jobs. For instance, after boot camp I went to my secondary school (called "A" School), and in the entry to the barracks, they have the pictures of all the Medal of Honor recipients who had the same job. Keep in mind many of these people died in the process. So anyway, they withdrew the initiative. There were other things as well, but that really really stands out. Editor's Note: I was too pussy to sign the petition, being that I am a conformist who is genuinely scared of crossing the DOD/DON.

Say his name

He kinda goes at everybody except for italians its sus

@@edmundbasta9836 everyone except jews more like

@@Henry-em6pb awwww is mór an truaí thú. Nach gcuimhneoidh duine are bith at na nGael bocht

@@willywonka7812 stop speaking mexican

@@Henry-em6pb jews are cool thats why