9ne of our players has a child, she had to make diner for him around the time the game started and our dm would get really passive aggressive with her if she was even a minute late. I told him off, he told the whole group that the were simps for her and told us we couldn't plan a trip to McDonald's. Thus, the simpsquad was born. We don't play with him anymore.

I hate when educated guesses or logical inferences get construed as metagaming. It's not fun being accused of "using out of game knowledge" when you're just being a rational thinking adventurer

"I was literally in the hospital."- Rule #1 for our group is real life comes first. Like we've actually mutinied against the dm to call off the game when they're obviously too tired to run.

The dude in the second story is literally an easy isakai protagonist with a weak class but somehow becomes OP

First story: Carpenter, dad, to son: i used to be an adventurer, until I got a deed to land and a legendary short sword

Oh no. We've lost another Crispy. Those things aren't cheap to replace, people!

Bro, all the bits of you dying in the wild parts of the stories always kills me. I'm glad you add them to your videos.

"Hey, how do I get this collar off?" "Use your imagination" "Ok... I imagine the collar is off." *rolls nat 20*

Holy shit retiring for a pleasant life in the country with a rune blade is hilarious. These things can basically kill gods in the right circumstances. Almost as funny as overlooking it for being a short sword.

Everyone likes a mommy dommy, but you know what we like more? Consent.

To quote Red from Overly Sarcastic Productions: "Because everyone knows the best and most appealing love interest a guy could ask for is Your Mom."

So since we saw a Crispy 2.0 finish off the original Crispy (presumably), who else is really interested in seeing more added into the Crispyverse now?

The anti-magic collar is a great example of something that could be character building, if the DM had given them a direct line of action to removing it, to guide the players towards a goal. The Bard goes through a session trying to be useful without spells while the rest of the party sees how much of a detriment the loss of their spells is. You don't need a hard fight or encounter, just something to keep them on their toes. Then they get the thing to remove the collar, you carry on the campaign. But, if they can't give adequate location descriptions, I wouldn't be surprised if 'relating information to the party' was a foreign concept to the DM.

Gotta love how crispy fits his encyclopedia of Destiny info into every video lol

The lack of trust is insidious. Due to playing with more than one DM that hid rolls and almost certainly fudged them in their favour I find myself pretty much unable to trust any DM who hides their rolls now

Going to the hospital for a bruise? WTH? That's not worth a trip to the emergency room. OP's situation was a full blown emergency, and getting down on them for that was beyond hypocritical.

Have to visit the hospital? NO D&D FOR YOU!

Sooo is Crispy's house just filled with clones ready to take his place should the current one ever break down from these stories?

That last story was just a great big tankbuster to the soul.

Anyone else notice how Crispy pronounces Ws with that H sound on the front? Someone grab the CoolHHWhip!

Power Wash Simulator is a better time than many of the games I've been in. Totally Zen.

Imagine running CoS with female Strahd and the only thing your players can think about is Lady Dimitrescu.

Blocking verbal and somatic spells meant blocking EVERY SINGLE SPELL. Bar maybe silent spell metamagic, which the bard certainly doesn’t get access to.

"Will you be my mommy?" "Alright- you're grounded. Go to your room, no computer time for a month"

I love the "Danger" thing. Gotta say Crispy as a person who's been watching you since your channel was small, I'm really impressed by how refined your videos have gotten. Your upload schedule is amazing too.

Michael Moorcock's Eternal Champion and Elric reduced to 'a bunch of novels'. I feel so old…

I'm afraid that Crispy will have a breakdown if he encounters more heinous stories like the last one. Whenever I hear a story like that, I feel grateful for single player video games.

Man every time you bring up Destiny I feel seen and validated. Here's looking forward to Lightfall tomorrow!

With all the weird "Call me Mommy" stuff, the only think I can think about is the movie "Rocketman"

Last story: Oedipus, come home, all is forgiven - Mum. Over my dead body - Dad.

The first story, had this happen, no conflict, nothing! They did amazing in rp and combat but just ghosted entirely

I enjoy the thought of multiple Crispy’s making the videos

Joe in the last story is just a straight up creep. He makes Norman Bates seem normal.

For the record, "Marie" is generally pronounced "mah-REE". Marie was my mother's name, and HER mother's name, and was my original middle name, so I have a strong opinion on how it should be said.

Dang. Crispy got the Old Yeller treatment. Press F to pay respects. 😔

Yo the OP in the mom one let *so much* slide holy shit they are way too nice

Idk why, but the bit where Crispy died reminded me of Lobo Corp. Probably because I have it rotting in my brain or mostly because the scene uses the same music and sound effects that the game does.

GM in the second story sounds like they thought the objective of the game was for the GM to defeat the party.

First dungeon of the mad mage is a level 5 starter. Second fog of war on those maps just causes all computers to have issues. While the DM it makes no difference because they can already see everything anyways. This story annoys me in so many ways

I love the art at the end of your video!

But where's the original crispy? Who's making these new Crispys? Or do we want to know....

I was the guy who wrote the intro story! Yeah everyone's trying to figure out why the dude left in the comments of the post.

24:05 yah, I'm with you on the 4th story. I'd also had a stroke.

So basically we found out about a dnd player with a RAGING Oedipus Complex

Story 4: I sometimes wish I could be in these horror stories, because I'm one of the first to call someone on their bullshit. The point of the game is to have fun with friends, and for someone to yell at a person for an hour. Nah you gonna fight with someone fight with me, I will beat for verbally because I don't mind wasting my time.

hahahaha I got my Gjallarhorn on that very first Xur appearance. I even twisted a friend's arm into getting one. We laughed at the rest of our guild for months lol

Crispy 2.1 really pulled a Smough, killing Crispy 2.0 and absorbing his power before he even fully died.

24:00 What a funny bit! Keep up a great work

24:01 Freud is having a field day is his grave

Honestly I'm not sure which of the non 1st stories is worst! I mean the 2nd & the last one are tied, but then there was the weird one in the middle.

Wait, the GM wanting a realistic campaign, did not want 2 characters to be a little too realistic. And he's mom obsessed? Eww

Poor Original Crispy. RIP

I love all the reactions and skits lol 🤣🤣🤣

24:06 Here's a hint: They tend to stop asking when you ask for payment for that nonsense.... Or you get paid. Look, I'm poor.

Crispy Verse of Madness

Dayum, Crispy going all Eastwood there. Lmao.

Looking forward to the more segments, and future crispy 7.0

3rd story, if that guy found issues playing a pathfinder 1e bard opposed to 5th ed bard, that sounds more like he did something wrong. thats just my experience from playing it and seeing others cause thats not a class you can screw up. I know not story related but that bugged me when comparing the two.

All the fetish stuff aside, it's also weird that the "realism" GM claimed to want a morally grey campaign, but when some of the PCs weren't brutal enough he said it was "too grey". Like, if you want to play an evil campaign just say that from the beginning, don't hide it behind "grey". It probably would've been more fun for everyone if they knew that expectation going in.

I don't think there is a spell that's only material components

I never got to play Destiny before Destiny 2- and since I made my d2 girls before my Destiny ones, my d2 girls will never get Gjallar until/unless I finish Grasp. That dungeon makes me want to cry and I wish Gjallar was buyable like the Good Ol' D1 days.

I think the guy in the title story should be stuck with the nickname "Mommy Issues" for life. Creeeeeeepy. 😼 =^..^=

Did Crispy just go full Manshoon?

Story 2. The Little Things. I have to admit that if I were a goblin behind a locked door and a party of adventurers wanted in to escape an even bigger threat charging down the passageway to my door, yeah a 25 on any skill check would not persuade me to open that door either. Rest of it was crap DMing

All hail the council of Crispy

I refuse to believe that the guy in story 2 had the sister blade of Stormbringer. Mournblade is like Stormbringer, in that they are both broadswords of black iron, that devour blood and souls and empower their wielders to new heights.

I understand why people loved and even demanded that bloody exotic rocket launcher (hello Crota) but I will still forever love and miss my Universal Remote, pretty sure I upset at a few people in PvP as a dual shotgun wielding warlock.

Man i remember that gjallarhorn incident

If you want a Mommy that's a different kind of Dungeon and maybe Dragons

Start back at level one is not to bad as long a exp is split use will catch up sooner then u think

What's the email address to send in stories?

DON'T BRING YOUR OEDIPAL COMPLEX TO DND!

that last story tho...

Always have a spare

What do you mean by "mommy"? NGL, the first time I watched this episode, I thought "oh, it's not about literal mom, he's just doing the usual internet horni bit where any older-looking woman with *ahem* 'maternal proportions' is called 'Mommy', in the 'Mommy? sorry, mommy? sorrry-' sort of way", but rewatching it again... no, I guess it was literally Oedipus Complex, like wut... Also, the second story with the stone collar seems a bit too... specific, at first. I checked Dungeon of the Mad Mage, at a quick look there's no mention of a stone collar that works that way, so I suspect it was the Collar of Silence item from Campaign 2 of Critical Role, first used against Caleb in the "Happy Fun Ball". The difference is the golem that uses that is clearly telegraphed as antimagic (it has antimagic cone spotlight eyes) and deploys it at Melee range, and the collar was able to be lockpicked with thieves tools. Not giving the player anything to deal with the collar just seems like a dickish move.

What do you mean by...mommy? Wow that felt worst typing it than saying it.

What the actual fuck on that last story.

Let’s go rat gang!

24:00 what the fuuuccckkkkkkkkk

omg guys crispy died 😱 RIP crispy 🥺 wdym by mommy…? 🤨

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MOMMY?!

crispy lore?

What do you mean by, “mommy?”

What do you mean by 'mommy'?

what do you mean by mommy?

What do you mean by mommy?

M…mm..mo… mommy🤤🥵🥴

What do you mean by mommy...?

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Ah Destiny. The reason why I no longer have faith in Bungie.

Weird kind of double standard here: When a gal calls her man "Daddy", it tends to root in daddy issues. When a guy calls his girl "Mommy", it's oedipus complex. Just a reflection. (Also, the name of that complex is a disservice to Oedipus himself: he DIDN'T KNOW. When he learned the facts, he broke it off in an intense gory fashion...)

Please stop being cruel to your viewers with misophonia and stop using the echoing whisper content warning. It's a spike in the ear.

What do you mean by mommy?