9ne of our players has a child, she had to make diner for him around the time the game started and our dm would get really passive aggressive with her if she was even a minute late. I told him off, he told the whole group that the were simps for her and told us we couldn't plan a trip to McDonald's. Thus, the simpsquad was born. We don't play with him anymore.
@dr3dg352 Жыл бұрын
Simpsquad... Assemble!
@midnights263111 ай бұрын
New Simpsquad member here!
@sheldonlarmond6217 Жыл бұрын
I hate when educated guesses or logical inferences get construed as metagaming. It's not fun being accused of "using out of game knowledge" when you're just being a rational thinking adventurer
@Dakarai_Knight Жыл бұрын
Yeah I got accused of this by another player in one of my first campaigns. The DM butted in to tell him that I had only been playing DND for a little over a month so I probably don't know this creature's stats by heart lol.
@Allantitan Жыл бұрын
@@Dakarai_Knight oh you mean you didn’t study them religiously for a month so you knew them by heart? 😂
@Dakarai_Knight Жыл бұрын
@@Allantitan Haha no I got into dnd quick but dnd is massive lol
@unhackerthelaziestbastardo608310 ай бұрын
I remember when a DM threatened to kick me from a game when I helped the group co-ordinate in combat. (We were both going to flank an enemy) He also reacted very poorly when I was like "God is fast, but the Ettin is faster" when we were fighting an Ettin. No stat call outs, nothing, just a little joke.
@BAVy110375 ай бұрын
This can make sense when your character has below average intelligence tho, right?
@1Ring42 Жыл бұрын
"I was literally in the hospital."- Rule #1 for our group is real life comes first. Like we've actually mutinied against the dm to call off the game when they're obviously too tired to run.
@garginshnargin116520 күн бұрын
Nah fr it is a bit uncourteous that they didn’t message at all. How hard is it to just take a moment to let people know
@WarmLusamine6 күн бұрын
If you're experiencing the immense pain that was described in the story, thinking about your phone or D&D would be the LAST thing you thought of!
@bleach3413 Жыл бұрын
The dude in the second story is literally an easy isakai protagonist with a weak class but somehow becomes OP
@akun50 Жыл бұрын
I can see it now: "I am a Carpenter in Another World with an OP Sword no one wants and a plot of land!"
@bleach3413 Жыл бұрын
@@akun50 I would watch that.
@conspiracypanda1200 Жыл бұрын
This is either a one-shot manga or a 600+ page online novel, no in between.
@petergreening1334 Жыл бұрын
I can see it being a Harem or there is only one love interest for the MC
@patchmoulton5438 Жыл бұрын
@@bleach3413 I think I have watched that
@irohaboat Жыл бұрын
First story: Carpenter, dad, to son: i used to be an adventurer, until I got a deed to land and a legendary short sword
@StrewthStoatPirate Жыл бұрын
Oh no. We've lost another Crispy. Those things aren't cheap to replace, people!
@josephpollard5918 Жыл бұрын
Bro, all the bits of you dying in the wild parts of the stories always kills me. I'm glad you add them to your videos.
@ScootsLounge Жыл бұрын
"Hey, how do I get this collar off?" "Use your imagination" "Ok... I imagine the collar is off." *rolls nat 20*
@AtrusOranis Жыл бұрын
Was about to say the same thing!
@loonyeclipse Жыл бұрын
OP here - I tried it, it didn't work!~=
@murakumo65 Жыл бұрын
@@loonyeclipse after that should have tried "I imagine that the DM is compotent."
@midnights263111 ай бұрын
@@loonyeclipseTry it by saying pretty please while blinking at the DM?
@anarchistmugwump9137 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit retiring for a pleasant life in the country with a rune blade is hilarious. These things can basically kill gods in the right circumstances. Almost as funny as overlooking it for being a short sword.
@christopherjones7191 Жыл бұрын
Everyone likes a mommy dommy, but you know what we like more? Consent.
@Mizu_Melon Жыл бұрын
To quote Red from Overly Sarcastic Productions: "Because everyone knows the best and most appealing love interest a guy could ask for is Your Mom."
@Eliot_Ness Жыл бұрын
So since we saw a Crispy 2.0 finish off the original Crispy (presumably), who else is really interested in seeing more added into the Crispyverse now?
@TheAdarkerglow Жыл бұрын
The anti-magic collar is a great example of something that could be character building, if the DM had given them a direct line of action to removing it, to guide the players towards a goal. The Bard goes through a session trying to be useful without spells while the rest of the party sees how much of a detriment the loss of their spells is. You don't need a hard fight or encounter, just something to keep them on their toes. Then they get the thing to remove the collar, you carry on the campaign. But, if they can't give adequate location descriptions, I wouldn't be surprised if 'relating information to the party' was a foreign concept to the DM.
@felinemage8285 Жыл бұрын
Thats a fine line to walk though. You basically take away a players ability to play for a bit, maybe a session or two. Plus it should be talked to with the player if they are still having fun or enjoying this charatcer arc. If they aint gotta cut it short.
@MrWD-tp7oc Жыл бұрын
Gotta love how crispy fits his encyclopedia of Destiny info into every video lol
@MrCrunchytime Жыл бұрын
I didn't realize Cards Against Humanity was considered "lore".
@Michaeljack81sk Жыл бұрын
The lack of trust is insidious. Due to playing with more than one DM that hid rolls and almost certainly fudged them in their favour I find myself pretty much unable to trust any DM who hides their rolls now
@marybdrake1472 Жыл бұрын
Going to the hospital for a bruise? WTH? That's not worth a trip to the emergency room. OP's situation was a full blown emergency, and getting down on them for that was beyond hypocritical.
@ArcCaravan Жыл бұрын
Closest to a devil's advocate I could offer is the bruise player gave them more of a heads up. Doesn't excuse them getting mad over a real emergency and more likely them wanting an excuse to treat OP like crap for the Orc character.
@marybdrake1472 Жыл бұрын
@@ArcCaravan I'm honestly still confused by the whole going to the hospital over a bruise thing. That's an overreaction.
@charminsi Жыл бұрын
@@marybdrake1472 We do need to take into account that OP is probably not privy to the medical details for the ranger player. OP also said it was arm pain and then later a bruise, but it could have been serious pain or internal bleeding without being checked on. It's still bullshit the group was all nice to the guy who went to the ER earlier but treated OP like crap for being in the hospital.
@marybdrake1472 Жыл бұрын
@@charminsi Yeah, that's possible, but very unlikely. It is very much BS though, that group's reaction was totally unwarranted.
@tarotsushima3332 Жыл бұрын
@@ArcCaravanI guess that could be since it's a bruise. Bruises hurt but they usually don't incapacitate. But with how OP described the gall bladder stone incident and it being serious enough to keep them inpatient for 5 days, I'd say they were either in too much pain or too much anaesthetics to be thinking of alerting their Dnd group. Still awful behaviour, wonder what they would have done if someone got hurt badly enough to be unconscious and didn't have the 'courtesy' to tell them beforehand.
@theaniman Жыл бұрын
Have to visit the hospital? NO D&D FOR YOU!
@ArcCaravan Жыл бұрын
Yet they let that other player go to the hospital with no strings attached.
@ShyBiiteVT Жыл бұрын
Sooo is Crispy's house just filled with clones ready to take his place should the current one ever break down from these stories?
@baronfuath5872 Жыл бұрын
nope. they're air-dropped in by a secret organization like "the Men in Black" that senses whenever a situation breaks an asexual person. the clone's task is to extract the asexual to safety ASAP and take their place long enough for them to recover. the process is supposed to be seamless but there just so happened to be a camera rolling in the room when it happened this time.
@ShyBiiteVT Жыл бұрын
@@baronfuath5872 Major problem with that theory: the fact that Crispy 2.1 pulled out a GUN.
@baronfuath5872 Жыл бұрын
@@ShyBiiteVT thats because the clone saw the camera first. just in case any enemies or rival organizations were watching through that camera they have to stage the extraction as a assassination. that way they can keep their cover as a false hidden organization of hired hitmen and their true purpose hidden beneath that façade.
@ShyBiiteVT Жыл бұрын
@@baronfuath5872 You could give Stretch Armstrong a run for his money with how far you're reaching to justify your head canon.
@baronfuath5872 Жыл бұрын
@@ShyBiiteVT true. there is no topic i cannot make lore for.
@Sanodi21 Жыл бұрын
That last story was just a great big tankbuster to the soul.
@ArcCaravan Жыл бұрын
As bad as the last story was, the hospital story felt worse.
@VonSnootingham Жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice how Crispy pronounces Ws with that H sound on the front? Someone grab the CoolHHWhip!
@radfarlander Жыл бұрын
Power Wash Simulator is a better time than many of the games I've been in. Totally Zen.
@destroyerinazuma96 Жыл бұрын
Imagine running CoS with female Strahd and the only thing your players can think about is Lady Dimitrescu.
@someusername9591 Жыл бұрын
Blocking verbal and somatic spells meant blocking EVERY SINGLE SPELL. Bar maybe silent spell metamagic, which the bard certainly doesn’t get access to.
@Omnywrench8 ай бұрын
"Will you be my mommy?" "Alright- you're grounded. Go to your room, no computer time for a month"
@kikiblair5132 Жыл бұрын
I love the "Danger" thing. Gotta say Crispy as a person who's been watching you since your channel was small, I'm really impressed by how refined your videos have gotten. Your upload schedule is amazing too.
@majkus Жыл бұрын
Michael Moorcock's Eternal Champion and Elric reduced to 'a bunch of novels'. I feel so old…
@heatherharrison264 Жыл бұрын
I'm afraid that Crispy will have a breakdown if he encounters more heinous stories like the last one. Whenever I hear a story like that, I feel grateful for single player video games.
@betheguy_posts Жыл бұрын
Man every time you bring up Destiny I feel seen and validated. Here's looking forward to Lightfall tomorrow!
@chrisvossler8795 Жыл бұрын
With all the weird "Call me Mommy" stuff, the only think I can think about is the movie "Rocketman"
@wolf1066 Жыл бұрын
Last story: Oedipus, come home, all is forgiven - Mum. Over my dead body - Dad.
@phoeberia2734 Жыл бұрын
The first story, had this happen, no conflict, nothing! They did amazing in rp and combat but just ghosted entirely
@Thunderstar7 Жыл бұрын
I enjoy the thought of multiple Crispy’s making the videos
@kcollier2192 Жыл бұрын
Joe in the last story is just a straight up creep. He makes Norman Bates seem normal.
@ArcCaravan Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't go that far, but that DM was definitely bad.
@lindafreeman7030 Жыл бұрын
For the record, "Marie" is generally pronounced "mah-REE". Marie was my mother's name, and HER mother's name, and was my original middle name, so I have a strong opinion on how it should be said.
@warriorsfirecat Жыл бұрын
Dang. Crispy got the Old Yeller treatment. Press F to pay respects. 😔
@britnicox3929 Жыл бұрын
Yo the OP in the mom one let *so much* slide holy shit they are way too nice
@ghastlyweather1750 Жыл бұрын
Idk why, but the bit where Crispy died reminded me of Lobo Corp. Probably because I have it rotting in my brain or mostly because the scene uses the same music and sound effects that the game does.
@roguebanshee Жыл бұрын
GM in the second story sounds like they thought the objective of the game was for the GM to defeat the party.
@brandonpeterson3434 Жыл бұрын
First dungeon of the mad mage is a level 5 starter. Second fog of war on those maps just causes all computers to have issues. While the DM it makes no difference because they can already see everything anyways. This story annoys me in so many ways
@FloatingOphelia Жыл бұрын
I love the art at the end of your video!
@supermarioblacktiger Жыл бұрын
But where's the original crispy? Who's making these new Crispys? Or do we want to know....
@TigerKirby215 Жыл бұрын
I was the guy who wrote the intro story! Yeah everyone's trying to figure out why the dude left in the comments of the post.
@somerandomdude3729 Жыл бұрын
24:05 yah, I'm with you on the 4th story. I'd also had a stroke.
@XVX_Nickdabeast_XVX5 ай бұрын
So basically we found out about a dnd player with a RAGING Oedipus Complex
@luciferandassociates9255 Жыл бұрын
Story 4: I sometimes wish I could be in these horror stories, because I'm one of the first to call someone on their bullshit. The point of the game is to have fun with friends, and for someone to yell at a person for an hour. Nah you gonna fight with someone fight with me, I will beat for verbally because I don't mind wasting my time.
@epichoagie5999 Жыл бұрын
hahahaha I got my Gjallarhorn on that very first Xur appearance. I even twisted a friend's arm into getting one. We laughed at the rest of our guild for months lol
@darklord884 Жыл бұрын
Crispy 2.1 really pulled a Smough, killing Crispy 2.0 and absorbing his power before he even fully died.
@FoundBoy Жыл бұрын
24:00 What a funny bit! Keep up a great work
@pavuchoklavander8510 Жыл бұрын
24:01 Freud is having a field day is his grave
@23gameoverlord Жыл бұрын
Honestly I'm not sure which of the non 1st stories is worst! I mean the 2nd & the last one are tied, but then there was the weird one in the middle.
@ArcCaravan Жыл бұрын
By non-first, do you mean the intro or the short sword? I think the hospital is the worst for treating a real emergency as less than a game. Then the DM with a Mummy fetish for harassing players, and finally the bad DM who just ran an unfair game.
@REfan2002 Жыл бұрын
Wait, the GM wanting a realistic campaign, did not want 2 characters to be a little too realistic. And he's mom obsessed? Eww
@lechugalechuga44 Жыл бұрын
I'm OP of that one story, and that was honestly the weirdest thing about that stupid quest, he kept on rambling about how he loved realism and morally grey characters but couldn't tolerate our characters for that same reason lmfao. Should mention that the one PC he liked, was the more like a shounen protagonist character and that's why he liked him, so idk, he just expected vry specific things and voice another different thing.
@REfan2002 Жыл бұрын
@@lechugalechuga44 Super weird of him, Op.
@ArcCaravan Жыл бұрын
@@lechugalechuga44I'm curious if it's because he wanted a "realistic" setting just to subvert the expectations of less "realistic" characters. Feels like a pattern I've seen befire where "morally grey" is used as a code for "make the heroes wrong somehow".
@bunnybean77 Жыл бұрын
Poor Original Crispy. RIP
@markeljackson7795 Жыл бұрын
I love all the reactions and skits lol 🤣🤣🤣
@aurorafauna4195 Жыл бұрын
24:06 Here's a hint: They tend to stop asking when you ask for payment for that nonsense.... Or you get paid. Look, I'm poor.
@dracoblob5233 Жыл бұрын
Crispy Verse of Madness
@flexiblenerd Жыл бұрын
Dayum, Crispy going all Eastwood there. Lmao.
@Zerokey77 Жыл бұрын
Looking forward to the more segments, and future crispy 7.0
@august3787 Жыл бұрын
3rd story, if that guy found issues playing a pathfinder 1e bard opposed to 5th ed bard, that sounds more like he did something wrong. thats just my experience from playing it and seeing others cause thats not a class you can screw up. I know not story related but that bugged me when comparing the two.
@loonyeclipse Жыл бұрын
OP here - it's not that PF1e Bards are bad, it's that A) It was my first time playing the class (And Pathfinder!), so I hadn't really figured it out yet and B) The campaign itself was...not so great. So more of a Pavlovian response thing than a slight to the class.
@claressadubs10 ай бұрын
All the fetish stuff aside, it's also weird that the "realism" GM claimed to want a morally grey campaign, but when some of the PCs weren't brutal enough he said it was "too grey". Like, if you want to play an evil campaign just say that from the beginning, don't hide it behind "grey". It probably would've been more fun for everyone if they knew that expectation going in.
@Castle_Games Жыл бұрын
I don't think there is a spell that's only material components
@yi-hira Жыл бұрын
I never got to play Destiny before Destiny 2- and since I made my d2 girls before my Destiny ones, my d2 girls will never get Gjallar until/unless I finish Grasp. That dungeon makes me want to cry and I wish Gjallar was buyable like the Good Ol' D1 days.
@Simkitty Жыл бұрын
I think the guy in the title story should be stuck with the nickname "Mommy Issues" for life. Creeeeeeepy. 😼 =^..^=
@jonathanfenton8695 Жыл бұрын
Did Crispy just go full Manshoon?
@davidtherwhanger6795 Жыл бұрын
Story 2. The Little Things. I have to admit that if I were a goblin behind a locked door and a party of adventurers wanted in to escape an even bigger threat charging down the passageway to my door, yeah a 25 on any skill check would not persuade me to open that door either. Rest of it was crap DMing
@sebastianoyarcepezoa8920 Жыл бұрын
All hail the council of Crispy
@viktord2025 Жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe that the guy in story 2 had the sister blade of Stormbringer. Mournblade is like Stormbringer, in that they are both broadswords of black iron, that devour blood and souls and empower their wielders to new heights.
@StripesChaosGremlin Жыл бұрын
I understand why people loved and even demanded that bloody exotic rocket launcher (hello Crota) but I will still forever love and miss my Universal Remote, pretty sure I upset at a few people in PvP as a dual shotgun wielding warlock.
@Legendi-chan Жыл бұрын
Man i remember that gjallarhorn incident
@BunnyWitchcraft Жыл бұрын
If you want a Mommy that's a different kind of Dungeon and maybe Dragons
@mattitalks6261 Жыл бұрын
Start back at level one is not to bad as long a exp is split use will catch up sooner then u think
@ArcCaravan Жыл бұрын
That still leaves a player being useless and at the mercy of the higher level scenarios.
@Vicky_1995_ Жыл бұрын
What's the email address to send in stories?
@CrispysTavern Жыл бұрын
Check description!
@jasa4079 Жыл бұрын
DON'T BRING YOUR OEDIPAL COMPLEX TO DND!
@ArcCaravan Жыл бұрын
What about an Ophelia Complex?
@MatthewHollow Жыл бұрын
that last story tho...
@andrwblood9162 Жыл бұрын
Always have a spare
@evjamaranth Жыл бұрын
What do you mean by "mommy"? NGL, the first time I watched this episode, I thought "oh, it's not about literal mom, he's just doing the usual internet horni bit where any older-looking woman with *ahem* 'maternal proportions' is called 'Mommy', in the 'Mommy? sorry, mommy? sorrry-' sort of way", but rewatching it again... no, I guess it was literally Oedipus Complex, like wut... Also, the second story with the stone collar seems a bit too... specific, at first. I checked Dungeon of the Mad Mage, at a quick look there's no mention of a stone collar that works that way, so I suspect it was the Collar of Silence item from Campaign 2 of Critical Role, first used against Caleb in the "Happy Fun Ball". The difference is the golem that uses that is clearly telegraphed as antimagic (it has antimagic cone spotlight eyes) and deploys it at Melee range, and the collar was able to be lockpicked with thieves tools. Not giving the player anything to deal with the collar just seems like a dickish move.
@Curriation Жыл бұрын
What do you mean by...mommy? Wow that felt worst typing it than saying it.
@EbonyChimera Жыл бұрын
What the actual fuck on that last story.
@flowenfan9678 Жыл бұрын
Let’s go rat gang!
@hayhay509 Жыл бұрын
24:00 what the fuuuccckkkkkkkkk
@ratboy2 Жыл бұрын
omg guys crispy died 😱 RIP crispy 🥺 wdym by mommy…? 🤨
@DirkLoechel Жыл бұрын
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MOMMY?!
@TheRPGNerd Жыл бұрын
crispy lore?
@greymouse451 Жыл бұрын
What do you mean by, “mommy?”
@SenieSingsSongs Жыл бұрын
What do you mean by 'mommy'?
@estudoesthething8589 Жыл бұрын
what do you mean by mommy?
@sean.chiarot Жыл бұрын
What do you mean by mommy?
@QueenSiv Жыл бұрын
M…mm..mo… mommy🤤🥵🥴
@davidspring4003 Жыл бұрын
What do you mean by mommy...?
@andreavasquez4355 Жыл бұрын
First!
@KuaEtus Жыл бұрын
🐱
@mongothedestroyer88 Жыл бұрын
Ah Destiny. The reason why I no longer have faith in Bungie.
@kainslegacy78618 Жыл бұрын
Weird kind of double standard here: When a gal calls her man "Daddy", it tends to root in daddy issues. When a guy calls his girl "Mommy", it's oedipus complex. Just a reflection. (Also, the name of that complex is a disservice to Oedipus himself: he DIDN'T KNOW. When he learned the facts, he broke it off in an intense gory fashion...)
@devinlesang3294 Жыл бұрын
Please stop being cruel to your viewers with misophonia and stop using the echoing whisper content warning. It's a spike in the ear.