ITS BEEN 6 MONTHS WHY ARE YOU HERE

you next.

Instead of a bird, it was a rat.

I swear the next time I'm going to see you next is going to be in a nilered video

That is a strange but accurate metaphor Mr and/or Ms. Horizon, if that even is your name.

And then it turned into arousal

Ew

same

i agree but also i very much enjoyed the terror

ikr

he made a cel-maxxing joke, he is terminally online

Yup…terminally online

Or he’s gay

What kind of solid

@@TheSentient_Potato my meat.

@@TheSentient_Potato I am SOLID LIKE A SNAKE!!

​@@Marjitrovitskihey bro this is your dad. Mind explaining this to me???

@@Mewtwodestroyer uhmm 😬 i uhh Uhh Nuh uh

Same 😂

Exactly, I was literally just trying to find a video to fall asleep to and now I'm fully invested in whatever Sam has to say

Same

It's not a stick figure mom, it's a professor

Totally agree but I think Noita is a special case here since the whole game really focuses on exploration and experimentation rather than boosting stats

finnish devs are just sadistic

thats part of the fun to be honest, with that game its all about screw around and find out. does this perk turn me into a god or end my run within seconds? only one way to find out

Instead of item descriptions, you can just make a handy gif depository of how each spell kills you to remember why not to use it in future runs

1500 hours spent -- 10 wins on the clock B)

Fr wtf

Sam jacked off to femboy furry porn, he just like me fr fr

He knows some good shit

Who doesn't

Yeah when I got to that part I uh, well ummm- I kinda uhh, well y'know.... Actually nevermind

I can’t wait for his next video to come out in 3 years

he's the type of youtuber that's funny as fuck who you'd watch anything they make because they're funny

@@xpercade8926 me on my way to watch the Sam O'nella sex tape

Sounds like we’re desperate and we are

yeah, honestly sam is overall really funny and can make anything entertaining. i'd watch him talk about drying paint

That's my favorite part of all wikis, silly dev art.

It would take at least a year in a shipping container in good ol' Guantanamo for that to be beaten out of me.

real and relatable

Me too😉💗

I have never felt such a fear before in my life

I’ve had death threats, but this...

god that activated my fight or flight response.

@@Cicada-3301 I’m just gay ;n;

@@Cicada-3301 how did I even offend? ;n;

I did not expect a Reggie edit. I CERTAINLY did not expect to be into the Reggie edit

Somehow it doesn't surprise me at all

I was not expecting a FULL Reggie the rat edit. I thought it would be a quick 5-second gag, but nope. It just kept going

I hope this confirms he's a gay ass furry, we are DESPERATE for some good(?) representation

I was about to say the same thing lmao

😂 you know who Reggie is? Why? Why are you looking them up? Hahaha. You told on yourself

​@@AnkleGremlin Not like me I just randomly found them while looking at femboy rule 34

​@@idk-em2yqsome things are better left unsaid and this is one

​@@idk-em2yqbased

valid response

Wait, you can also respawn?

Big mistake 😬

Unhinged with a side of FTL OST makes my world whole again

I was writhing in my bed for the entire segment. It was hilarious and yet made me feel like i was going feral

i cant believe he actually did the whole thing. Most (sane) people would stop after the first sentence.

The best part is that Whygena (reggie creator and furry porn artist) has now seen this and commented on it on twitter.

@@SaltWaterDrums hehe, nice.

​@@muntthedubious_9308absolute lowlife behavior

Who's we?

@@AnkleGremlin 'we' are a bunch of highschool students focused on game art and design 👍

defo look at risk of rain 1

@@thewhistlingdemigod6570 👍🤓

@@k90v85and dead cells 🦧

You were just that aroused huh? Impressive

I had actual recoil and ended up on the floor

No way, I like Reggie too!

@@Bloom0029 wait no not like tha-

​@@Bloom0029 Reginald Rat make my tictac go BOING

Not only him though 😳

Hey Sam................

In a couple years this might become the funniest joke ever

@@proot. A student suspiciously started consistent A's in Sam O'Nella academy and the board investigated

Yeah, my pet rabbits looking pretty nasty rn

Well you're in luck because this video is sponsored by Manscaped. Manscaped is a-

no we fucking dont

All give speed, range or dmg, except adrenaline(pink)

skill issue tbh. And besides the number of items that actually ruin runs can be counted on your fingers.

I beat mom once and installed the item name and description mod and it is still that confusing

@@Quatro921 There's no skill in guessing what a thing does and by how much.

​@@Quatro921idk there's plenty of items that can literally just end a run if you don't know what it is

Same 😔

@@type_0331idk if this is a weird ass question to ask but how does it feel to not have it?, does it feel any different as if you never had it removed or sum?, or do you have to be more careful moving around?

I will say that at least Risk of Rain has the excuse of not really needing to know what the items do outside of Lunar items. You might occasionally make the wrong choice with a shop, but most of your items will come from chests anyway and whether they're good or bad they'll never be actively detrimental so you might as well pick them all up. The only exception is avoiding shield generator to take better advantage of one hit protection, but even that's not really relevant until you start looping

True, but I had a lot of fun going through the logbook and reading the item descriptions there. If I unlocked a new item, it was a mystery until the logbook. Minus the original ignition tank text mishap.

​@@screamingcactus1753 Risk of Rain has an item that lets you choose what you get from chests so once you get that it's wiki time. Also I'm pretty sure there are pickups you want to avoid

​@@Leto_0bungus, unless you get the void wungus

I mean isaacs eid becomes kinda unnecessary once you start grinding for completion marks. By that point you should know what everything does

it physically took years off my life

I agree, incredibly cursed

Felt like getting crushed by a missile truck falling unto me

*Vatnik FTFY

how the fuck did your brain come up with this comparison

*our gay

**our gaymer

Which means he’s seen the whole video

Truly our best guy gaymer👍

please use more than one braincell when browsing the internet@@Cicada-3301

IKR

Damn, new calamity fans still coming in this many years later. Funny how that works.

YOUR MENTAL FORTITUDE IS FADING

losing trust ending friendahip and rage escalating

I started foaming in the mouth like a rabies victim

didnt they add a bunch of that info into normal item descriptions?

They sure did! @@obscure.reference

I shouldn't have to install a mod to know what items do.

@@atoxicperson6794 or you could check the logbook

​@atoxicperson6794 you shouldn't but you also shouldn't know it exists and decide to make your experience worse for no reason

Waking from the dead after getting this notification and holding my phone with no flesh on my hands was a real challenge.

Sam is such a acrid main

The choking should’ve sent you to God instead.

Thanks Sam. I am now traumatized

@@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 Sam: "You're welcome"

"anyway lets talk about chickens 🥴".

Path of exile's more vs increased modifiers

Don't ever play warframe then lmao

Slay the spire is great at giving the player info. Almost everything does EXACTLY what it says

And they even had this from the beginning, too! Wayyy back in the beginning of early access when there were only two playable classes and no Ascensions, they *already* had good card & relic descriptions that actually told you what things did.

StS is so good it’s probably the game I’d Recommend to anyone

@@SepticSafe_ Honestly same. Even if you don't really love RPGs you can enjoy that game

Some other games I've seen have similar tooltip implementation, been sort of a staple for good roguelikes I played. With One Step From Eden being a card battler, there are descriptions given for practically every mechanic. Additionally, a video is played for every spell, which Into the Breach also does for weapons. Extremely informative UI seems to be somewhat of a standard from what I can tell, as Slay the Spire and Into the Breach's forbidden lovechild Cobalt Core has descriptions on everything in all of the right ways.

Fr

SAME

Fr

Yeah the creators are planning on implementing the item description mod into the game because of that

Isaac devs built it with the idea of "knowledge gates" in mind. They wanted to reward you for spending time to learn the items, but as the game has expanded over the years, its become impossible to learn all the items. External item description mods are very helpful and very easy to install

Yeah honestly External Item Descriptions is less of a mod and more of a requirement at this point

what is even worse is that they dont come with names so you cant even google the damn things. At best you can stare at a spreadsheet of a thousand pngs and pray you can hidden object game your way to what you are looking at ingame

You should try barony

reggie?

​@@aurelia8028look up Reggie the rat

Reggie ;) at 0:30 @@aurelia8028

0:27

giving too much information to the players is also bad imo, the game just feels soulless and have a risk of overwhelming the players

New boss leaks

And his music

@@tim3130. Was electric (insert Micheal Bay background explosion)

​@@Gentlendyyou made my day

Yeah, he don't need to show me what I already see :3

@@Partemis is this clip like playing on a loop in front of your retinas 24/7?

​@@birdflox1337 probably

​@@birdflox1337what else do we use our eyes for?

There's also mods for stat readouts and more detailed description with calculated totals. They honestly feel like the inspiration for the same in brotato.

It's a good mod (I use it) but it should be in the base game.

⁠@@LVL24if you wanna mod ror2, u should prob check r2modman instead of nexus. i think it’s itemstats but im not entirely sure

​@@LVL24thunderstore, there's even a handy mod manager that makes it very easy to install and configure mods. And don't be scared of nexus, it's really not that bad. You can also filter out adult content, although some mod authors erroneously label their mods as adult content, which is annoying.

Also to note: a lot of the descriptions are taken wholesale from Risk of Rain 1, so them lifting them makes sense when RoR2 was still in the works

Yeah Anyways both games suck ❤❤

@@unquestionableexistance8704absolute God awful take

@@unquestionableexistance8704 Correction: all games suck

​@@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 correction; all games suck except for one. From Software's infamously amazing Ninja Blade. Your dad turns into worm buddha and you fight him in the parasite shadow realm nusphere. There's a zombie helicopter. There are mandatory call of duty turret sections in this hack and slash combo based game. Quick time events. What more could you want?

@@Ezekiel_Allium watermelon

Cus bleed is straight up dmg boost without a requirement, and stacked more the higher attack speed is?