true haha

A lot of good actors in that movie, but Christoph Waltz bossed it tbh (speaking, english, german, french and italian and still being able to delivrer an insane performance).

THE acting

True that. of all things, a german injuring her ankle MOUNTAIN CLIMBING HAHAHA

It was more like to scare em

If i was him i would do the same

Hans Troll Landa.

BattlerTheBaster When he started speaking Italian fluently, I did Nazi that coming.

That's because he's a fucking troll overlord.

Quincy Owyang Less obvious, first the glass of milk for the lady, then the oh i forgot what was that important thing i wanted to talk about... It is quiet not that obvious, tho i still dont get why would he do that except if we would assume that he was already plotting to fk over the reichstag, and that girl was only a backup failsafe for him.

And Decocco is from Naples, Florida

😂😂😂😂😂

Best and most original comment I have seen on KZfaq :)

Huaaa huaaa huaaa 🤣 HiU HiU. Tennessimni no?

I don’t think this is funny

😂😂😂😂😂

2:48 “Bawnjawrno” 3:03 “Grazzy” 3:10 “Eeeeh… see… corrayto” 3:17 “GOORLAHMEE… 3:22 GOORLAHMEE… 3:28 GOORAMEE” 4:17 “Arreevedearshee” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@jcmat9917 i think it's more a "Graatsi"

​@@axelgautreau8828"A river there, chief"

@@jcmat9917 i think 4:17 is the funniest one

That was the idea.

@@cristiangarcia7002 Thanks captain obvious I totally didn’t know that

gorlawmi XD

@@Villarruel117 Then why make an obvious comment?

@@Villarruel117 Yeah that’s what he’s telling you

Perfect german, superb english, really good french and average italian

And they only know American, yes I know what I said

@@vacciniumaugustifolium1420 actually he learned by heart to the perfection the part of the script in Italian. He does not speak it... Very accurate accent though

@@rodrigodeangelis1275 I don't know if its more or less impressive! I was mostly refering to his accent more than his actual knowledge

@@vacciniumaugustifolium1420 yeah, he is an incredibly good actor

That’s exactly what he’s saying jajaja

Dude puhahaha

Too gringo the asent

😅😅...I could understand it first time after reading ur comment ....😂

He’s speaking Ayetalian

He was like: Well well, you did it right...unlike those idiots

I say bravo to this day just bc of this movie

Landa knew he was the only real Italian among them bahahha

​@@user-ko5ul7yi1x Actually he was supposed to be the worst at Italian 😂

​@Ealoseum but he was the only one who could pull it off

Bravo

He did it better than the others even he didn't know nothing about Italian.

These were the directors intentions, but at the end (as Italian) he was the worst . Or better, the best as the English speakers meant a word to be Italian.

No, He didn’t 😂

@@luvigir Worse than GorLami?

PsychosisFire “A river derchie” “Correct-thou” “Bonjornouu” “Greatsee”

ahaha

@Dαяk Kиigнт Haha

Dαяk Kиigнт ахпхпхр

a river dercheee

Fassbender was good but he was also in like 3 scenes.

I just realised now haha

He lost rank acting like a private lmao

He must've thought "Mountain climbing? You bitch, you must think I'm an amateur"

😂👊🏽

Oh My 🤣🤣🤣

Marrrga raaaay tea

Cristoph*

In der Tat

@@hola-qt9hz in der tat

@@sinutnaprezidenta5457 nope, christoph.

Bravo 😆😆😆😆

and also decoco head start to smoke 3:50....he smiling but dead inside

I laughs so hard at your comment. Exactly what I was thinking :D lol

He knew all along, of course. He knew. They knew he knew. He knew they knew he knew. Brilliant scene.

@@anagramconfirmed1717 absolutely right haha,

Your comment is what I was looking for. Piecera di conoscerti.I am turkish by the way.

i dont agree at all, if I were there I would have their same face. you can tell he knows the sounding and memorized the sentence but doesn't really understand what he's saying.

@@alessiofe he speaks fluent Italian, he know what hes saying lol

Considerando il fatto che parla anche tedesco e inglese è veramente un attore della madonna

@@andreasottimano non è il conoscere 4 differenti lingue (che poi sono 3, non parla italiano, ma ha dovuto imparare questa linea di dialogo per il film) a renderlo uno dei migliori attori a livello mondiale al momento. Semmai un di più.

Didnt noticed that one thank you

Wow.... Nice to know, man! I didn't notice that subtle detail!!!! Truly, a once in a lifetime acting performance from Waltz

I think Landa *always* knows the truth before he acts. He had already planned his escape from the inevitable tribunals. I wonder how he would act if he felt he’d truly met his match? Moriarty meeting his Holmes?

Thats all tarantino. every nuance every gesture and lone from his mind

@@yopeepthestyle8308 true, but the actor is still performing the part incredibly well. both deserve credit where it is due :)

L Cali agreed. It takes both. but the director deserves more credit in my book, actors are like talented vessels that live the vision of the director. they both are needed to create the magic on screen definitely

I love him 😍

when you come across on your own comment you totally forgot about one year after and people had a real conversation under it.nice^^ i think waltz potrayed tarantinos vision of hans landa exactly how he wanted it and even better.

Shouldn't the Dominick spell as Domenico in Italian? Like one Italian I know named as Domenico Berardi.

Yes, actually that means he has pronounced his name correctly, as saying "if you want to cheat me (as you are doing) you are on the right way".

Scoozi

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂yes sure

@Turtle Turtleson III yeah maybe, some Germans and Slavs live in North-east frontier of Italy.

Немецкий у него родной

He only speaks German, French and English. He doesn't actually speak Italian.

What do you mean? ​@@drakonimperialist6952

For Italian he memorized the lines he’s not actually a fluent Italian speaker lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂yes

A river there, chief

lol... Brad Pitt is immune after he did Pikey language in Snatch. I can pardon that guy for life in accents/dialect after that. I think he was purposely pronouncing it terribly for the character, not what he as an actor is capable of.

@@aa-ze5cz Yes. I learned that in rehearsal, Pitt said Buonjourno with the most American accent possible (when he was supposed to fake it Italian for the scene) which made everyone laugh, so they instead asked him from now on to just go with the US accent for the lols in the movie. And it works.

I'm from Tennessee and Brads Tennessee accent is horrifically bad. For a movie that is focusing on language they could have picked someone better to do his role in this.

GORLAMI

Arividerchi

And you the english one...

*Freedomified*

A river der chi

ahhahhaha

A river deer chi.

Damn straight

@@vepothingo LMAO the way he said it, I died

1.5k peeps dont know what cringe is

lol what do you think about the americans

Dom Kieran they were terrible 😄. But they didn’t even try, I guess.

Daniel De Jesús It was intentional that they should have terrible pronunciation, should be obvious.

Bahn journo!

Waltz had no accent at all while speaking Italian?

any native speaker can do that, it's nothing impressive. the italian and german fascists were also working very closely during this time so again not that impressive. People in a multi ethnic region can speak each other's languages. Nothing. Impressive.

@@Nah_I_Would_PlummetJesus christ man

@@Nah_I_Would_Plummet How many languages do you speak?

It was never a great idea to pretend to be Italian for the benefit of an Austrian. Austria literally borders Italy and in those days it was probably the most learned foreign language in Austria (after French). It's more surprising earlier in the film when he speaks English - very few Germans at that time spoke English. Hitler didn't speak a word, even though he likely visited England. Although Herman Goring apparently did speak it.

@@illuminati955I speak 3 and I agree with him. Now what? Will you short-circuit? (What he said is a simple concept any monolingual can figure out, but that’s clearly above your mental paygrade anyway lol)

Francesco Auletta ma dai non è vero

Insomma ...io dico che lo e !

His English is richer than that of an average English too.

His French too. And even his German.

He actually said that he doesn't speak Italian.

Tarantino himself said that if he wouldn’t have found the right Landa he wouldn’t have made the movie. Lucky for us Cristoph waltz is the best for this character. What an actor.

If "make" and "produce" are synonyms, then Harvey Weinstein made this movie.

And I MADE sammiches and it’s time to eat.

@@teo5836 you eat those sammiches king

Well said

He's laughing make me....low bp😂👌

Just lazy writing on Tarantino's part to be fair. They knew without a doubt there will be Gestapo at the premier and her injury was bound to raise questions. Anyone with half a brain would at least try and come up with a detailed story to cover it up. However, the Basterds are just a band of dumb psychotic yankee war criminals, so they didn't bother.

When he laughed hard the long time was already known

Montmartre and Montparnasse are two "monts" in Paris 😅👍

Before GooseSchtopoe Hans was a GradeSchool Teacher in England , inspiration for P.Floyd ; Tell student Oh So A Dog Ate ? your Homework I Thought you said you owned a Hamschter named Willie

It was a beautiful moment, suspenseful and hilarious at the same time

I prefer the spanish version :V

Funny thing is, Christopher Waltz doesn't speak Italian. He speaks French and German, but for this Italian part he had no idea what he was saying. I mean, he did because of the script, but...

@@luisfelipe6368 no way

Luis Felipe of course he had a clue of he was speaking in front of the camera’s in the multimillion production he was participating in. Don’t be daft.

Italian very similar to spanish german his main language French most people in central europe know how to speak so his impecable for sure

@@samuelguzmann Je pense, qu'il y a beacoup de personnes qui ne parle pas francais en europe. For example, me as a German native, I do only speak a very little and also just because I had to take French classes in school. Nevertheless, French is probably the second most important language in Europe - after English. Probably, third place is occupied by German due to being spoken in at least three countries and the importance of Germany in economics and politics. I assume that the fourth place goes to Italian due to their population and also their political impact... This is really interesting if you consider that, from a world-wide perspective, Spanish is more important than French, German and Italian combined. Maybe, one day, I'll start practicing this one... But it is so fast. (German is usually spoken in a rather slow fashion.) Why am I writing this here?

@@triumphaladarkshadow9628 I mean most people in Europe have at least 3 languages of knowledge

And that just showed even more that they weren't Italian because Italians don't do that when meeting someone😂

@Aaliyah Kruger exactly. I mean, we do that sometimes, but not every time we talk. we use it when we say something like "what the fuck are you saying" or something like that, but it makes sense only if you're speaking italian

Aaliyah Kruger that’s not the stereotype about Germans! Your stereotype is always talking with an angry voice! Shouting even simple things to people like if you were giving orders to disobedient deaf dogs!

unplugged misanthrope another stereotype of Germans is they have a bad sense of humor and I think that’s showing...

Ya se que no tiene nada que ver pero ¿Se dieron cuenta que este comentario tiene exacatmente 2020 Mg?? Interesante

Before GooseSchtopoe Hans was a GradeSchool Teacher in England , inspiration for P.Floyd ; Tell student Oh So A Dog Ate ? your Homework ? I Thought you said you owned a Hamschter named Willie

I Love The Way he Mockingly Cracks Up Laughing Then an almost serious face 1:18 Like ur really Fooling Me So Much You Fools Yourselves

and also decoco face when landa laugh always get me 🤣1:16

@@msakbar12345also Margariti smiling while slowly looking sideways at Brad Pitt

And even Hammersmark who wasn’t even supposed to pass as Italian knows more Italian

He was their third best.

Funny how Landa told him "Bravo" when he said his name closest to an Italian accent. Gets me every time😂

@@mazennegm33 You wouldn't congratulate an Italian for pronouncing their Italian name correctly in Italian. He knew and wasn't scared to give the Americans a hint that he saw through their guise. Because again, why would anyone congratulate a person for speaking their _mother tongue_ correctly...

Recnid Yeah I know, thus making this moment funny...

@@TheLegoJungle I'm pretty sure it's quite obvious to everyone, but thanks for the info

😂

Si, uhm CORRECTO

G O R L A M I

Ar'wderchee

Gratzee!

MikeMJPMUNCH I know, Especially when he gets Von hammersmack to say her excuse again and he bursts out laughing. Tarantino is the greatest film writer of all time, the villains he creates are second to none.

That’s totally the reason of the pay Bwahahaha

Ironically, he was the one who didn't know any Italian.

wasn't he the worst?

yeah the parallel is really great, the one with worst italian turned out to be the most convincing. And the one flaunting his italian turned to having the worst pronounciation.

* yes, ja, oui, si, sim, tak, Da, hai,

English, French, German, Italian, and troll

Oldest 4chan Users, less autism and more nazism.​@@Chowder12345able

Are there any mountains in Paris? Or mountains close enough to France that one could make it back in a day?

Cheesus Haha, yes. I loved his acting.

lol. cant get more american than that

aqueer wedelchi!

a reever durr chee

Arrervedurchee

She knew but Landa made her forget. That's why she went with him to the room.

I always wondered why she didn't just say she fell down the stairs, it's more believable.

Landa spoke it in German. Hence, the others had no clue.

Bikquerel 298 I think they were unnerved by Landa’s laughter.

hahahaha i was looking for this comment

Honestly tho! People can break their legs walking why couldn’t she say she fell down some stairs

netanel mullokandov I’ve literally thought to myself for years “Why the hell wouldn’t you just say you fell down the stairs instead of going with the mountain climbing story? It would make much more sense for an actress who ‘enjoys drinking, smoking, etc.’ instead of mountain climbing.” 😂

She could’ve even said she broke it on set or something. Maybe while attempting a stunt herself? Mountain climbing doesn’t fit 😂

@@Couldbedumber but she is an actress, they can't do anything without a script.

@@Couldbedumber True hahahaha but it didn't matter though, Hans already knew what happened in the bar and found her shoe and her signature on the napkin. He just probably wasn't expecting an excuse THAT dumb hahaha.

😄

a river derche

"Corrrrectoou"

A river there sir

A river there chief

@@domdom6895 oh man i lost it there . Complimenting him for pronouncing his own name 😂😭. Landa was enjoying playing with them so much . Making it so painfully obvious he could see through them.

Look, just keep your fuckin mouth shut. In fact, why don’t you start practicin, right now?

well, he's going on a suicide mission, literally.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aq1mmJeFxrDcm30.html Namaste..

He can’t understand a word anyone is saying lol. Pitt and the other guy know they’re screwed. He’s blissfully ignorant lol.

Yony Gut1 Waltz doesn't speak Italian in real life.

Einez Crespo he doesn't?

He learnt what he had to for the role but doesn't actually speak Italian. But that just underlines how good of an actor he is as he seemingly even fooled actual Italians into believing it. I speak French and Spanish as second and third language. Understanding some Italian comes free with that. Actually speaking it is entirely different though. Even more so as I'm German and we tend to butcher that language upon trying to...

David Lee That’s the fun thing about languages. Only those who learn them as mother languages will ever truly be able to manipulate them so greatly. People learning afterwards don’t have he instinctive understanding necessary to truly butcher the language. It’s lovely

Im italian and i can assure everyone when i say that he is reaaaly good in speaking it

Yes, that medal thing is really great.

Now I did, thanks to your comment. LMFAO

Lmao

yep,... still a Colonel.

I've worn my uniform with medals before. Doesn't happen often. Uncomfortable. Yep--you check to see if all your crap is on straight often!

i noticed that too, he is an absolute evil genius. he’s terrifying indeed.

the thing is, he understood what Landa said and responded

Hasan Kaiser You Stole that comment you thief!

Igor Weber I agreed with this. He actually understood but cannot pronounce it correctly. Dominick Decocco is easy name btw. I think random guy should be able to pronounce it.

@@BarackBananas I actually didn't lol this I just what I got from the clip. The person who wrote this same comment probably just thought the same way I did. Stop accusing without knowing!!

It's funny because he pats him on the back for being the only one to fully pronounce his name right

And even then, Dominique should be "Domenico" and De Cocco/ Decocco is said so fast and weird, almost missing entirely the "e"

Before GooseSchtopoe Hans was a GradeSchool Teacher in England , inspiration for P.Floyd ; Tell student Oh So A Dog Ate ? your Homework ? I Thought you said you owned a Hamschter named Willie

I Love The Way he Mockingly Cracks Up Laughing Then an almost serious face 1:18 Like ur really Fooling Me So Much You Fools Yourselves

Gold star at least you tried

Even more so since he was the only one who didn't speak Italian at all, and yet he had the best accent by far!

@@nicolausteslaus Actually germany supported china at during the sino japanese conflict, the enter of Japan in axis was a circumstance

They could've tried portuguese too.

Oh yeh, and what should they do if Hans Landas asks them where is their farm?

And surely he speak it too

SS officer : ( answering in Mandarin) Them: dude seriously?!!..wtf!!

no shit

Genius

Yep. Mocking them in all in such a sly, yet obvious manner. Flaunting his superiority, his power, but not in such a way as to spoil the game, alert the others around them. Landa is easily Tarantino's most fabulous villain, possibly his best character and the most captivating performance in any movie of his.

I speak spanish and i got it since the beggining, what did you guys think about that scene in first place? 😂

@@DunkIeosteus Italians aren't Hispanic...

Essendo lui austriaco penso abbia sbagliato a dire la c, infatti con la pronuncia tedesca "pronuncio" suona come "pronunzio", però diamogli il beneficio del dubbio ahah

Lol im an Italian and you are talking utter nonsense

a river derchii

@@jotarokujo6303 io pensavo solo a "what the sheiße è sta roba"

Dobbiamo mettere anche in conto che il film è ambientato negli anni 40, potrebbe essere stata una forma verbale che oggi è stata sostituita :) ad ogni modo capolavoro sto film

Random italian guy here: it was really far from how an italian would pronounce it (the "e" is not heard in the scene and besides the name should be "Domenico") but still better than the disaster of Brad Pitt and the other

If I remember correctly he was supposed to be the worst one at Italian lmao

@@maicolbellomo5623 what about the italian of Waltz ? its good ? im french and when he does speak french in this movie its very very good , yes he have an accent but its amazing

Before GooseSchtopoe Hans was a GradeSchool Teacher in England , inspiration for P.Floyd ; Tell student Oh So A Dog Ate ? your Homework ? I Thought you said you owned a Hamschter named Willie

I Love The Way he Mockingly Cracks Up Laughing Then an almost serious face 1:18 Like ur really Fooling Me So Much You Fools Yourselves

Thomas Lee the whole movie was quite perfectly casted, credit to all

Yep she's very natural

I think this movie in general was a huguuuuge success and masterpiece in my books. Hate to see so many others disagree. :(

@@dailylifeofanything399 yeah sad that the rest of Hollyweird rather give the Oscars to some PC crap film.

And she has beautiful sexy feet too

now you just have to become a general to have his influence.

Bravo

Well done👏👏👏

@@dnajournal4321 yes, in the SS 💀

Whaaaat?n thats inspiring! Congratulations

She could have just claimed a simple twisted ankle as opposed to something extravagant.

@@GhostShip94 Indeed.

@@GhostShip94 a twisted ankle that requires a cast?

@@depuntoapuntoenelmundo2408 I've seen compound fractures result from ankles being twisted. Twisted as in the physical motion, not just a sprain or a tweak.

@@GhostShip94 Yeah. I love the scene, but honestly the mountain climbing thing is dumber than her character should be. There's no reason to come up with such an excuse that is likely to lead to further questions and could easily expose her lack of knowledge about climbing when she could just say she fell in the street or down some stairs.

+Heba Ali Waltz is brilliant, but what you speak of is more of a praise to Tarantino.

+Antichrist2000 Or she fell down some stairs.

+Heba Ali yep landa knew they were full of shit haha

Well... he did won various accolades for his performance!!!...

Grazee

You're right. The whole scheme was her doing and it was horrendously planned...... who the hell thought it would be a good idea to let a movie star coordinate delicate military operations like that?

This scene is so funny. He knows they're bullshitting, and speaks Italian just for the laugh and fuck them up. The look on their faces is obvious that they knows he can see through their shit HAHA.

I agree. Hes acting is so fking good, makes me feel like im the one getting interrogated.

what is it exactly that he does that makes one uncomfortable? it is the feeling that he has them all in the palm of his hands

I thought i was the only one. Hahaha

@@heyheyheyheyheyhey76 he even compliments one of them on how well they said their own name. He's basically saying "you did a very good job studying on how to pretend to be an Italian."

🤣🤣🤣

Didn't even notice

Bawnjorno

He wants to say: "BuenHorno"

A Study in Floyd 😂😂😂

A Study in Floyd I think Handa burst out laughing because the excuse was so silly that even a dumb person could figure out she is lying. Or maybe he didn't expect her to come up with that story?

vikramra7 bruh

Yeah, that excuse was so silly! But that was Aldo Raine's idea. :P

A Study in Floyd It was Aldo who suggested it actually. Lol

It’s funny but in the same time incredibly tense. My ass was clenched through this whole scene. I can only imagine what it was like in the theaters

TMI bruh.

How do you cringe out loud?

"GOAR-LAH-MEE" (Incredulously) "Excuse me, come again?" 🤣🤣

@@mgoblue9389 Ivorydareci

A-reaver-dare-chi

I don't speak Italian, but I know buongiorno would be incorrect. Since the scene is during the night, you would say "buona sera".. so Landa knew they weren't native Italian speakers.🤣🤣

Before GooseSchtopoe Hans was a GradeSchool Teacher in England , inspiration for P.Floyd ; Tell student Oh So A Dog Ate ? your Homework ? I Thought you said you owned a Hamschter named Willie

Well, do a straight arm salute now then. Just to prove you're a real German

very time consuming, a comedy club must be a mosh pit of people keeling over and running away laughing only to fight their way back to their seat and do it all over again.

@@streamofconsciousness5826 Haha

I can also confirm Donny Donowitz' true baseball swing when cracking the skull of the German NCO, that was also very accurate.

Um, no. Speak for yourself

yes and by the end of the clip when he says Arrivederci with such heavy accent i nearly pissed myself laughing

Daniel Doljan You mean "Arrwiwdewjtshi"? :D

B20C0 hahaha yeah, he killed that Italian so much that it in their situation it would be better if she said that he is mute stuntman

B20C0 this made me bust out laughing in the middle of the night

Actually it means Good Day.

why did he only repeat once

Cause he did it the best

Yes, the tap: "Out of all you three nitwits, you did best!"

Jay K he's the only one who didn't speak Italian too. 3rd best and he said the name the best

szeddezs hahaha right! They all know that he has them figured out, and he’s letting them know