Noah Grossman is the King of Roasts

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Жыл бұрын

he's just so fucking quick it's incredible
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@POLO8072 Жыл бұрын

Honestly he's the smartest comedian in smosh. He's so sharp with his jokes sometimes. Clean cut kill, next.

@Triairius Жыл бұрын

He's so god damn funny.

@jesseross2641 Жыл бұрын

He is my favourite by far!

@certifiedgyal Жыл бұрын

@hbmento8102 Жыл бұрын

He's the only smosh member who consistently has those "over their heads" jokes, you just never know what reaction you'll get from a Noah joke.

@PhysicallyAwake Жыл бұрын

I feel like during the time where Smosh wasn’t owned by Mythical and Noah went part time was when he lost his sparkle a bit, (I feel like a lot of it, and you can actually look up who previously owned smosh, apparently they were a really bad company and they constantly pushed for smosh to be a kids channel) but now he’s got it back. You can see that he’s ecstatic that Smosh is maturing as a company and making their content less PG, because it fits his humor more.

@appleedith3188 Жыл бұрын

“He’s roasting himself from the inside out” about his DAD?!? 10/10 ice cold 😂

@ninjakoule9878 Жыл бұрын

Unlike his dad's insides, apparentely...

@gabrielkinneavy1853 Жыл бұрын

That line had me howling my head off! 😆😆😆

@Alnoots Жыл бұрын

Unlike his dad

@solidmoon8266 Жыл бұрын

@@Alnoots he's just coughing

@benjirivoh Жыл бұрын

he says that as he casually pushes his glasses up lmaoo

@Olibaby12 Жыл бұрын

Noah Roastman

@vivaleroca7511 Жыл бұрын

Dang beat me to it

@harryhealey4298 Жыл бұрын

They all got Groasted

@dubleCC Жыл бұрын

*Noah GRoastman

@brayzaroo Жыл бұрын

The genius of Noah's roasts is that they directly hit your subconscious. The moment he says something your brain knows EXACTLY what he means.

@grxdy6362 Жыл бұрын

youre describing what a word is.

@jilllime3824 Жыл бұрын

@@grxdy6362 I think they’re referencing moments such as Tommy looking like an umbrella wished to be a real boy or Courtney looking like air bud and Pam Anderson combined… it shouldn’t make sense but it somehow instantly feels accurate.

@chaeyoungswifey4153 10 ай бұрын

@jilllime3824 what does the Tommy joke mean 😭😭

@cassandracarlton400 Жыл бұрын

“The only thing that I’d change in your apartment is the dumb bitch that lives in it” will always be so funny to me because it’s so out of nowhere, like not even during a part like multiple of the other examples where they were meant to be roasting people. Absolutely savage and adds to the hilarity when it’s so intense for no reason.

@mursuka80 Жыл бұрын

Who lived there?

@cassandracarlton400 Жыл бұрын

@@mursuka80 shayne, it’s from the video where they basically tour his apartment

@yodaparseghian3213 Жыл бұрын

Noah is one of a kind. The episode where they read Courtney's middle school diarys and she talks about her boyfriend Johnny. Courtney said not to lift up the cover because she spilled yogurt on it. Then Noah immediately says "You sure that's not Johnny on the cover?" Shayne lets out the biggest laugh.

@PhysicallyAwake Жыл бұрын

I feel like other then himself, Noah makes Shayne laugh the hardest

@cstristan Жыл бұрын

No. Shit.

@yodaparseghian3213 Жыл бұрын

@@cstristan Whoa, a know-it-all comment on a youtube video, I've never seen one in person before!

@averymontemayor8420 Жыл бұрын

Cottage cheese*

@yuligyrtx 11 ай бұрын

@tristan4291 Nobody gave you permission to speak, peon.

@kirrahasariddle Жыл бұрын

“You look like if an umbrella wished to be a real boy” out of left field and absolutely insane, i love it

@adore_moony Жыл бұрын

I didn't get that one, what did he mean?

@Yugdriew Жыл бұрын

Bump for Blue

@malcolm2553 Жыл бұрын

@@adore_moonyI know it’s old but it’s a joke on his body proportions. Look at a traditional umbrella and remember that tommy is self conscious about his wide hips

@michikomanalang6733 Жыл бұрын

The supremacy one had me on the floor, but the “if an acoustic guitar was a person” one lives in my head rent-free

@julesking1303 Жыл бұрын

i’ve had the Guitar roast in my brain for years and years now, and it’s not going away any time soon

@KhoiV Жыл бұрын

What is the supremacy make up joke mean?

@stellamuune Жыл бұрын

@@KhoiV it’s a play on white supremacy. Saying Damien is that pale that he’s the epitome of white supremacy

@tooclosetokyle Жыл бұрын

@@KhoiV White Supremacy

@tooclosetokyle Жыл бұрын

@@KhoiV White Supremacy

@kjh1678 Жыл бұрын

Jesus fucking Christ, that "Supremacy" joke. Noah might honestly be able toe go toe in roast battle with Jeffrey Ross and win.

@jacoballenfilmz4957 Жыл бұрын

Noah doesn’t stand a chance 😂

@kinocorner976 Жыл бұрын

@@harshalax3123 Tell us on this doll where he hurt you. 🤣

@ranjanbiswas3233 Жыл бұрын

@@harshalax3123 Only thing which is unfunny is your existance. 🙂🙂

@paperboatcanfloat3424 Жыл бұрын

The cheeky grin that Noah gives after delivering a roast is one that can only be explained as “shit, did I go too far this time?”

@yoink7147 Жыл бұрын

No words can describe the emotions I felt when I only just realized at 2:14 during the asshole roast, it wasn’t “right behind Tommy.” Noah said “right behind Tommy’s” (possessive). I had to stand up and take a 5 min walk just to feel right again

@Honcher_John Жыл бұрын

Oh holy shit I never caught that, that's even funnier

@Tarv1 11 ай бұрын

@@Honcher_John it took Keith an extra second to realize and that just made it so much better

@mr.radioactive6442 9 ай бұрын

I don't get it, can someone explain it?

@jaredargento1511 8 ай бұрын

@@mr.radioactive6442 Tommy is gay. I’ll leave it at that.

@krisjenner2638 6 ай бұрын

THE WAY KEITH'S REACTION IS SO DELAYED IS KILLING ME😭😭

@Evar0se Жыл бұрын

why is he always right on his observaitional gags

@angelicalicari8355 Жыл бұрын

God, he's so quick! I love his layered jokes (biggest asshole at smosh, roasting himself from the inside out)

@angelicalicari8355 Жыл бұрын

Found one for your next video: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/edd8mpx0tsi5pIk.html 19:55

@Olibaby12 Жыл бұрын

@@angelicalicari8355 what is the roast there?

@teejaydee85 Жыл бұрын

It’s funny how everyone always laughs, but it’s like a slow guarded laugh at first, like “Oh shit Noah just said it, let’s calculate how many people I’m going to offend by laughing at this!” before they fully commit to their laugh! 😂 Only Shayne is immediately ride or die on a Noah joke!

@theonetruezman1116 Жыл бұрын

Had to look at the last joke again to see if it was true...yup you're right ✅️

@PLNKYELLOWBLACK Жыл бұрын

The part that makes the “I think we all were betting on Keith’s funeral first” worse is the fact he was like JUST diagnosed with cancer lmao

@TIMMUT17 11 ай бұрын

Jesus Chris lmao I didn't know that

@m_ywk_kkura Жыл бұрын

That foundation shade joke was outta pocket

@threadbreaker5851 Жыл бұрын

It was great

@k_Emptyhead Жыл бұрын

I have always loved how Shayne just claps whenever he can't handle Noah's roasts 🤣

@TemporalZack Жыл бұрын

My favorite still has to be the “You're actually the first bilingual member of the Smosh main cast. For those who don't know, Olivia speaks Mandarin and complete and utter nonsense”

@chamviess Жыл бұрын

its the fact that his roasts are always so detailed and are always so accurate LMAOO

@moRaaOTAKU Жыл бұрын

Right behind Tommy's... ☠️

@KhoiV Жыл бұрын

Tommy feels SEEN 💀

@godwinbright4243 Жыл бұрын

I didnt get that one. What did he mean?

@KhoiV Жыл бұрын

@@godwinbright4243 oh honey, sweety 🥺

@threadbreaker5851 Жыл бұрын

that meant his dumpy right

@threadbreaker5851 Жыл бұрын

@Nilrogram oh 😏

@SahidBecdach Жыл бұрын

“You look like an umbrella that wanted to be a real boy” had me on the floor 💀

@corasings5580 10 ай бұрын

I feel like it never gets enough love, it kills me so often omfg

@zubenhdeZ 7 ай бұрын

I didn't get the joke can you explain it please

@alexwigg823 6 ай бұрын

It’s a Pinocchio joke about body proportions I think

@mr.moviemafia Жыл бұрын

Tommy’s nod of respect for Noah at 4:32 is great

@RianeBane Жыл бұрын

He's got a gift for being edgy without falling off

@GingerBreadSed 7 ай бұрын

6:23 I love Jeremy throwing his hands up in shock at that incredible roast and going “CAN HE DO THAT?”

@ibbolin6028 Жыл бұрын

I love that in a lot of these clips, he starts out saying a bunch of very nice / sweet things about the person, only to completely fry them with his delivery.

@leahmoore6820 11 ай бұрын

2:24 I love Keith's "Oh no!" when he understands the joke.

@Rrojas200 Жыл бұрын

Bruh the bumps joke he made is so fucking great on so many levels!!

@matheusvasiliauskassoares4361 Жыл бұрын

Roasting Noah is, to me, the single funniest thing smosh has to offer, it's never not fun

@127sys Жыл бұрын

i hope that he gets to continue his darker humor, because he’s definitely who i think is the funniest on smosh. seeing the clips from olivia’s funeral and YIAY: the board game makes me believe they’ll let him return to his darker humor from the defy days.

@Demi_P Жыл бұрын

2:20 It’s the realization everyone has about the Tommy joke 💀

@madisonlewe1057 Жыл бұрын

He is extremely quick with his delivery

@lavenderbakery4184 11 ай бұрын

“i go real slow when i’m near you” always gets me bc how did he think of that so fast

@DaneToTheBone Жыл бұрын

It's just mindboggling how he does it. You wouldn't think of Noah being one of the best roasters or comedians when you first look at him. But he is actually the best at roasting in the entire smosh cast. It just comes out of nowhere, like a lightning from the clear sky. 🤣

@young__blacksmith Жыл бұрын

Lmao “Can he DO THIS!?”

@jennahinckley8216 Жыл бұрын

Can’t believe there was no “you look like if the world ended and someone had to become the schoolteacher”

@jeenako Жыл бұрын

What video is that from???

@jennahinckley8216 Жыл бұрын

@@jeenako the eat it or yeet it gummy episode

@ZodiusXx Жыл бұрын

Watching the penny drop in Keith's head over the asshole joke was AMAZING

@christianshark6678 Жыл бұрын

The great thing about Noah’s roasts is that if anyone else said them they’d make zero sense but since he says it, it clicks immediately

@ezdiar Жыл бұрын

Not a roast per se, more of a comeback I guess, but my favorite noah burn is during the secret santa/white elephant exchange and all that drama with thor’s hammer and joven was like “wait, but like, is it heavy though?” and noah responds with “not for me, cuz I’m meant to hold it!”

@edulak Жыл бұрын

Shayne Laughs so hard every time. Even if it's about him. He really does get a kick out of Noah's jokes.

@127sys Жыл бұрын

one of my favorite things about noah’s jokes is shayne’s reactions lmaoo he always finds noah so funny

@mursuka80 Жыл бұрын

It is great they have let him use his dark comedy again. There was a time he was told to tone it down.

@TheTaiylorWallace 6 ай бұрын

Other than his hyper-specific roasts, the thing that makes Noah so awesome is that he keeps everyone having a good time. And he roasts HARD so that's quite a skill.

@evelynvslife Жыл бұрын

Keith taking a good few seconds to understand the asshole joke 😂

@CynicalSerperior Жыл бұрын

A lot of Noah’s roasts are strangely specific but really accurate 😂

@G-13720 Жыл бұрын

Every roast he's given to his victims tends to be a gut punch so hard their life suddenly changes

@RicardoMeansKing Жыл бұрын

Is amazing how he does it so calmly when people least expect

@kathleneclare4751 Жыл бұрын

There's an old clip of the smosh squad where courtney was trying an Adele filter on (it's in black and white, like in her album i think) and then Noah just straight up said "you look like you ate the tinman's ass" 💀 it made me laugh so hard that after 6-7ish long yrs i still giggle at the thought

@rae_diant Жыл бұрын

so much wit in such a spindly man i love him

@JJapanda Жыл бұрын

You couldn't of ended it with a better one. I was wondering why the marshmallow one was separated and realized that had to be the finisher. Sure finished Damien

@emmab4587 Жыл бұрын

The best part is that he looks like he's upset that this is the talent he was given

@koseorhun Жыл бұрын

He is like one of those master swordsman cutting into a bunch of plebs but with roasts. Some of them even have the same delayed fall.

@cici_tlb4009 Жыл бұрын

Shayne always laughs like a really proud dad when Noah roasts someone

@alexello1189 4 ай бұрын

Honestly Noah’s greatest talents are his quick wit and disregard for the vibe’s wellbeing. He could appear on a show like kill Tony and be a riot!

@STALKER777LK Жыл бұрын

It's crazy how its so natural to him Sometimes it scapes and he feels kinda guilty because he didn't want to say it but couldn't miss the opportunity 🤣

@blythetran8737 Жыл бұрын

noah wakes up every day and chooses raw emotional violence and I love him for it

@pneumonoultramicroscopicsiIico Жыл бұрын

The worst part is that all of the roasts are completely accurate

@heyysimone Жыл бұрын

"and thats behind tommy's" jeeeesus!!! 😂😂

@doom3798 Жыл бұрын

his delivery is perfect, i could see him doing stand up comedy

@coolgreenbug7551 Жыл бұрын

I think the Joven Joker roast is my favorite.

@tibb75 Жыл бұрын

Damn, they really shit the bed trying to censor that "fuck" at 2:50. Also he looked hot af at his funeral. ...ngl that's a sentence I never thought I'd say.

@masamune2984 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: The Corona of the sun can reach temperatures in excess of 17,000,000 Kelvin, which is hotter than the sun’s core, but not as hot as Noah’s burn about Keith’s funeral.

@azurebalmung4520 2 ай бұрын

Noah always balances the scales - if he compliments someone, it's only so he can get some momentum before he elbow-drops their dignity

@SociableAlarm 11 ай бұрын

Another socially savage aquarius. Good.

@jasminehouze 11 ай бұрын

Noah is honestly one of the funniest cast members. His jokes are so funny and he is so incredibly witty.

@Alysssaia 10 ай бұрын

the way the cuffed pants roast makes an appearance again with the latest Reddit stories with Noah

@TheMrAel Жыл бұрын

This edit is honestly a great work of art

@philippprowse9492 Жыл бұрын

That last "How pale is he" towards Damian is just amazing. I had to pause the video when I first heard because I was crying from laughter. Noah understands Comedy and he is Roast-God. Top tier stuff!

@suuppeerrrbakanky Жыл бұрын

5:11 🤣🤣🤣. That's also Shayne's height!

@thewolf_unknown9640 Жыл бұрын

This is why noah and ian are my favorite smosh members

@Bookishmads5 5 ай бұрын

Literally my favorite smosh member

@yoojeebee 5 ай бұрын

a zionist ?

@barghest94 Ай бұрын

@@yoojeebee Just fully racist, huh? Can you explain to me how this is any different than saying all Asian girls are opium-addicted prostitutes? You are no different than the people who say that lmao, please let that sink in.

@Momochi13 Жыл бұрын

I didn’t know I needed this so thank you 😂 I have so much more respect for Noah now

@sarazigova8650 10 ай бұрын

I will never forget this Noahs line never Tommy you look like when an umbrella wish to be an boy 😂😂😂 this is allways going to be legendary

@lazytitan3717 11 ай бұрын

im saving this to take notes on future friends if i can get any

@chrishowell6469 Жыл бұрын

That last gag is fucking class!

@gray9818 Жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity to name this video "Noah Roastman"

@Mack10011 10 ай бұрын

another banger another banger by noah roastman from put it in my mouth

@aidansnarski7536 Жыл бұрын

I need a part 2 ASAP

@mutantmaster1 Жыл бұрын

You can see the camera people at the funeral scene also die laughing

@BD_Purser Жыл бұрын

Noah's funeral is maybe the best video Smosh has ever made.

@DParkerNunya Жыл бұрын

"IS THIS ALLOWED?!"

@RadArgie 8 ай бұрын

Noah's a genius.

@vicked Жыл бұрын

Last damien roast is my fav and i know its your fav as well cus you put it last

@sadiefay6589 Жыл бұрын

The first one will always be my favorite

@Strawnimations Жыл бұрын

this dude lives inside the show the amazing world of gumball

@TheWarden04 Жыл бұрын

Honestly Noah has become one of my favorites

@chitoryu12 Жыл бұрын

Noah will just cleave the entire air with how cutting his roast is and then apologize.

@christianhodgson5201 Жыл бұрын

2:14 was wiiiiiiild

@squeedum4893 Ай бұрын

That last Damien roast was savagely layered.

@TheJStale 11 ай бұрын

Danggg I never noticed how savage Noah could be.

@LiamGers-cx1kn 11 ай бұрын

And i thought Kimmy roasting everyone at her funeral was savage.

@AtomicFlounder42 Жыл бұрын

What a roast to start on, it's my favorite Noah roast of all time

@michaelka3071 Жыл бұрын

noah's roast is highschool level but its the one's that stays with you for the rest of your life 😂😂😂 and you occationally think back to that moment on when someone roasts you so bad it traumatized you