Tales From TheVarus
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3 жыл бұрынSome things that happened during lockdown.
Episode 2 - • TheVarus Strakes Buck
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@threemad 3 жыл бұрын
ONGUGUNGENGEN VILAGE
@unassumingaccount395 3 жыл бұрын
Bababooobies i love u 2mad 💖
@loveurpfpbtwway1725 3 жыл бұрын
What are you doing here step bro?
@FoonoLIVE 3 жыл бұрын
Ligma
@pepsiman4418 3 жыл бұрын
shush up your mouth off
@leowon 3 жыл бұрын
nice seeing you here
@osmiphos9061 3 жыл бұрын
When all hope was lost... internet historian remembered his password
@max_208 3 жыл бұрын
and all of that thanks to nord vpn
@hsbsbytbad9326 3 жыл бұрын
Maxime Daniel beated me to it fuc-
@debetrolence1991 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh but what's up with all those ads?? Jeez IH, you gots to chill with those ads mate. Too many!
@varnix1006 3 жыл бұрын
@@max_208 *Dashlane
@Kurochana 3 жыл бұрын
Inb4 Dashlane sponsorship
@PitFriend1 3 жыл бұрын
I used to think the way people acted in disaster movies were amazingly stupid. And now that we’re going through this I realize they weren’t acting stupid enough.
@aevvah_flxwer8550 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment. Yeah deep down we're all just animals. :/ This year better end up in future history courses. Edit: Didn't expect all the likes. Thanks everyone, stay safe. :)
@laurocoman 3 жыл бұрын
We literally had people spreading the virus INTENTIONALLY. In the films it's always some evil corporate because there's some spoils to it, in reality it's just dumb people for shits and giggles.
@silverdragon122 3 жыл бұрын
I know, right? That's what blows me away after all this. People actually behave dumber in real life.
@0Onyx13 3 жыл бұрын
Right? In movies they try to drive out of town, hoard food, try to find heat and shelter, in real life they hoard on toilet paper when it's not even a stomach virus, they shot at a hurricane, they attacked 5G towers because being constructed while covid is going on cannot possibly be unrelated. Oh dear disaster movie writers, they had way too much hope in humanity.
@thepope2412 3 жыл бұрын
Bitchslapped real life isn’t much different, the Chinese you see
@falsehero2001 Жыл бұрын
“Grandpa? What did you do during the pandemic?” “I was a tail gunner for Charmin.”
@devildevious2646 27 күн бұрын
Beautiful
@TheDrakeProjectTDP Жыл бұрын
Honestly "Shut up and panic" is a *perfect* way to describe the last 2 years.
@Dan_Kanerva Жыл бұрын
"Shut up and cancel" the anthem of Twitter
@tgiacin435 6 ай бұрын
Yeah
@LocalGuardsman 3 жыл бұрын
Let me remind everyone that the year ain’t even over yet. This is just part one.
@therm0alfred448 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@taeunaosei9107 3 жыл бұрын
This season of Earth is my favorite
@annabella1650 3 жыл бұрын
Oh come on we’ve got about 4 months left, how much worse can things get?
@BETTASIAN 3 жыл бұрын
@@annabella1650 alien invasion?
@ereoleon 3 жыл бұрын
Spain flu lasted 18 months so.... yeah ...2021 is going to be wild.
@bluez_w 3 жыл бұрын
This is real, unexaggerated, history, that I actually lived through, and yet it still sounds like a shitpost.
@zakariaali8864 3 жыл бұрын
"Reality is stranger than fiction"
@elroma7712 3 жыл бұрын
@@zakariaali8864 reality is stupider than fiction.
@sergentharker7182 3 жыл бұрын
History is a giant shitpost
@SupernalVoyage 3 жыл бұрын
@@elroma7712 If anyone wrote something like the toilet paper panic into a book or movie I would have called it bad writing.
@DonVigaDeFierro 3 жыл бұрын
God is the master of shitposting.
@6stringstorulethemall967 Жыл бұрын
So I had lost my home back in 2020 and was sleeping in my car, driving around LA like a nomad and it was genuinely the most surreal year of my life because literally nobody was outside. I could drive anywhere and everything was quiet it was freaky
@NoahDaArk Жыл бұрын
Okay um… I’m gonna be completely honest, that sounds both awesome and creepy and I kinda want to learn more about your adventures as the LA Nomad
@connorhealy1562 Жыл бұрын
Did it start with a bullet to the brain? That'd fit in line with the Fallout intro to the video
@cristianarreola7246 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like you entered the Twilight Zone. Sounds really fun.
@tsunax1400 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I still had to go in to work because my employer brought a bunch of cleaning wipes and masks when the virus kicked off and the company and staff were considered 'essential' as a result. It was bs and we all resented it but that 1 hr 20 mins travel through London was great, it was awesome not being sandwiched in the underground anymore
@colechapman3382 Жыл бұрын
It was so wild going into Manhattan in 2020. No cars or people was WEIRD
@ChristianStout Жыл бұрын
The further removed we are from 2020, the funnier it becomes.
@spencerm5913 10 ай бұрын
I watch it every 6months just to remember
@oddunb6190 8 ай бұрын
It didn’t even stop until 2022 though…
@SwimmingInSunlight 8 ай бұрын
@@oddunb6190it hasn't stopped yet to this day...
@komiks42 7 ай бұрын
@@SwimmingInSunlightcovid? No, it didn't stoped Panic buying of goods? Yea, stoped. Didn't remember anyone fighting for toilet paper
@Zeithri 7 ай бұрын
This was hilarious while it was ongoing. It was just such a disbelief stupidity move.
@nigimy 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real corona was the friends we made along the way.
@Propanus 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah maybe, but it better be treasure too
@cake6363 3 жыл бұрын
reddit humor
@breastmilkgaming 3 жыл бұрын
"It's far more A than I"
@Jaws-zb1cg 3 жыл бұрын
This was funny the first 900 times
@bubbachump3818 3 жыл бұрын
Because they're a parasite? yeah m8
@gustanogueira1203 3 жыл бұрын
POV: You're a kid in 2035 You hear your parents talking about that 2020 pandemic or some shit You Google It, and there you are
@juankgonzalez6230 3 жыл бұрын
It's gonna be wild
@Ebb0Productions 3 жыл бұрын
Hey kids! DAD WAS HERE!
@evang2881 3 жыл бұрын
This only 15 years away. KZfaq's been around for about 15 years.
@ita5297 3 жыл бұрын
Hey i wasnt here
@death_XP 3 жыл бұрын
A child will research this video to understand what the parents keep talking about, this is insane
@shaggyhuh8596 Жыл бұрын
The toilet paper situation made me realize how many people are so beyond dumb
@vimal-cliobconsulting Жыл бұрын
Society is dumb indeed
@colonelfalcar1089 Жыл бұрын
A person is smart, PEOPLE are dumb
@pluckyscuds Жыл бұрын
The 5g tower is worse
@Hansen19971 Жыл бұрын
The toilet paper is kinda understandable Some dumb people believe in the rumor --> Some people realize that some dumb people believe the rumor and buy TP before it runs out --> Some people realize they can turns profit by selling TP --> Repeat 5G tho
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Жыл бұрын
@@pluckyscuds Yeah, I would rank thr 5G tower bullshit far higher.
@matthewsmiley3630 Жыл бұрын
“how do I take my white blood cell count? This ones all red” made me laugh out loud
@lebu6258 3 жыл бұрын
In Bolivia, people destroyed a lot of towers, fun fact: they don't have 5g there.
@ThisGuyHere17 3 жыл бұрын
Damn. And then someone wants to tell me people aren't dumb
@HeYoNiA 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThisGuyHere17 People aren't dumb mate, they're just mentally challenged
@ThisGuyHere17 3 жыл бұрын
@@HeYoNiA I believe that's just "dumb" spelled diffrently
@HeYoNiA 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThisGuyHere17 Your belief is indeed correct
@PandemoniumMeltDown 3 жыл бұрын
XD I think I peed myself a little just now :|
@alyshay82597 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like NordVPN isn't even sponsoring Internet Historian anymore, he's just continuing the story for the sake of the story. He's doing this for the art of it all.
@KiomonDuck 3 жыл бұрын
@naruto tricked me sry I hope they are paying more that that chump change.
@kingvt817 3 жыл бұрын
kiomon 10 grand as chump change? Lol
@siechamontillado 3 жыл бұрын
NordVPN and Internet Historian probably have had breakup sex, like, 17 times now; probably.
@fuckyourweakness843 3 жыл бұрын
High quality indeed
@mehukattti 3 жыл бұрын
NordVPN pulled the plug years ago and has even filed lawsuits against Internet Historian, but the madman can't be stopped.
@nekroxxigasmith1093 Жыл бұрын
"Squash were being compressed" is one of the best jokes..
@JP3Gl Жыл бұрын
crazy how it’s been 2 years since i watched this. hard to believe the world was like this at one point 😭
@ProjectV6 Жыл бұрын
I honestly prefer those old days over the ones we have now...
@SakustarsShine Жыл бұрын
I remember being a huge germaphobic at that time (I still carry my bottle of alcohol) but I no longer have the same precautions. You know I learned that we have to adapt, and face our sad reality.
@logicaldude3611 Жыл бұрын
That’s how easy it is to manipulate many people. If you think notes weren’t being taken…
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Жыл бұрын
My job made us go hybrid with working both from home and at the office and I miss being fully remote. It was why I took the job. Every time I'm stuck in traffic, or have to take a detour because of an accident, or almost have an accident because of an impatient driver, I always think, "I wouldn't be dealing with this bull if we were just working remote again." We only go in two days a week, but still. I now half the time try to find an excuse to not go in and to just work from home. This week, I'm dogsitting for my mom 😂. I legitimately am, but this dog can hold himself for up to 15 hours, I *could* have gone into the office today...but my workplace doesn't need to know that. I get the sense my co-workers are doing the same, or they claim they need to arrive late, lol. Nobody likes going in to the damn office.
@cirlu_bd 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think he's sponsored by NordVPN anymore, he just does the ads for fun now.
@thevikvids 3 жыл бұрын
the nord vpn guy part of the kkk ha haaaa
@toastytarantula3377 3 жыл бұрын
@fuck google wait isn't just a costume that was edited
@erikurizita6702 3 жыл бұрын
@@toastytarantula3377 Well I mean, what do you think a KKK uniform is? You don’t just go buy them at Wal-Mart.
@toastytarantula3377 3 жыл бұрын
@@erikurizita6702 no I mean like an executioner costume but edited Edit: yeah thats just a costume not a KKK uniform
@erikurizita6702 3 жыл бұрын
@@toastytarantula3377 Ah, I see. Sorry for the misunderstanding my friend. Didn’t try to be condescending, but I just read my comment back and I’m come off as a prick. So my apologies
@Zx30 3 жыл бұрын
1G = Ok 2G = Ok 3G = Ok 4G = Ok 5G = WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! :(
@cynthiaedith4122 2 жыл бұрын
It's fast tho
@mrrexychomp9829 2 жыл бұрын
meanwhile in 2100: 15G will kill us all!
@normienee6661 2 жыл бұрын
meanwhile on an airplane
@bookfound 2 жыл бұрын
Well, we were always going to die...
@thewolfstu 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes numbers are intimidating for the more dull minded of folk.
@shavneelnand1976 Жыл бұрын
This video may just serve as a Sparknotes styled for students later on about 2020. Crazy to think that internet historian is setting up for future students with entertaining content.
@mattsquared87 Жыл бұрын
A literal internet historian at this point
@LazyObsidian744 Жыл бұрын
the fact that the aussie pm scolded australia like that is the most comedic thing ever
@markcoroneos7811 6 ай бұрын
Not as good as when he flew off to hawaii for a holiday during one of the worst bushfire seasons we'd had in a while 🤷🏻♂️
@LazyObsidian744 6 ай бұрын
@@markcoroneos7811 skill issue
@AlphaQHard 6 ай бұрын
@@markcoroneos7811 Typical politician. They only want to get into the trough, because they’re pigs 🐷
@TTOS69 Ай бұрын
Their leaders are so condescending and make everyone feel like 5 year olds when they talk like that lmao
@Naz-xk6hq 3 жыл бұрын
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" -George carlin
@duncanidaho2925 3 жыл бұрын
I bet he's down there now, screaming up at us
@kidkangaroo5213 3 жыл бұрын
"Always quote famous people, because that makes your statement more valid" -Confucius
@timm5362 3 жыл бұрын
Get new material
@israelthepenisbenderadensa8953 3 жыл бұрын
“The fact of the matter is that I’ve lately been having some major bladder issu- oughohhhaiee it happened again” - Abraham Lincoln
@simonlemonnier1614 3 жыл бұрын
"Never underestimate the stupidity of someone" -Someone, probably
@sliceabletoast 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real corona was the friends we made along the way
@WasatchWind 3 жыл бұрын
or maybe it was from the real friends 😄
@thatoneguywhodoesthatthing913 3 жыл бұрын
But my psychiatrist tells me the voices in my head aren’t real...?
@ChaosBW 3 жыл бұрын
You're saying the friends you made are a hoax?
@ewwpoorpeople5684 3 жыл бұрын
My friends are plagues?
@sliceabletoast 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@marzuqahmed218 Жыл бұрын
Hard to to think this was 3 years. Feels like yesterday.
@ManicBacon 11 ай бұрын
I kinda miss it
@chain12bb 9 ай бұрын
True
@Limrasson 9 ай бұрын
I went home office then and I'm still in home office now, never got Covid, so it's a net positive experience for me.
@TheMaskedFox288 Жыл бұрын
"Am I bugging or is fucking Mary dead?" Honestly a valid question
@esmeecampbell7396 11 ай бұрын
18:39 Maddie is kind of a BADDIE tho😍
@sleepy6476 6 ай бұрын
@@esmeecampbell7396i thought I was the only one who noticed
@esmeecampbell7396 6 ай бұрын
@@sleepy6476 THANK YOU! at least there's someone else with taste these days
@TheMaskedFox288 Ай бұрын
@@esmeecampbell7396 Yk maddie is probably underage right you creep?
@tyrone5619 3 жыл бұрын
One day our children and our schools will watch this video to understand history
@Jirizo1 3 жыл бұрын
and probably read this comment
@nonamea9177 3 жыл бұрын
Your profile picture is beautiful
@abramo7700 3 жыл бұрын
Dad, do you know what the “Varus” is? Son.... never though ya’d ask.
@dank_frank2580 3 жыл бұрын
Well he is, in fact, a historian- an internet historian at that
@EXTR 3 жыл бұрын
If we all indeed survive this pandamic, that is
@mizudake92 3 жыл бұрын
The jokes per minute in this video is at a critical level.
@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer 3 жыл бұрын
Tzeentach levels
@marcaliaga5440 3 жыл бұрын
Are the Abigail spanburgur adds part of the jokes?
@ribriddler8114 3 жыл бұрын
@@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer I know this is a warhammer reference but ive got no idea what it means
@drunkroku4054 3 жыл бұрын
This episode was gay. The end bit was Greta level super gay.
@stan5794 3 жыл бұрын
@@ribriddler8114 hey hey people
@NotOnLand Жыл бұрын
It's so wild looking back on all this, just to see the upload date was _only 5 months into the pandemic._ All that shit felt like it took 2 years, and yet I oddly kind of miss it.
@lifevest1 Жыл бұрын
I still remember improvising. No toilet paper? Use paper towels/cocktail napkins. No hand sanitizer? use Everclear!
@NotOnLand Жыл бұрын
@@lifevest1 No Everclear? Use hand sanitizer
@skelimanter6688 11 ай бұрын
Seeing this 2 years later makes me realize how much of this time period was a fever dream
@ethanl5527 3 жыл бұрын
I like how all the quotes are fake except the Gwyneth Paltrow one about zucchini.
@Pasteldqueijo 3 жыл бұрын
How do you know that ? Why do you know that ?
@iplat 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pasteldqueijo because they're the XKCD black hat guy
@ohnoitschris 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pasteldqueijo JonTron covered her Goop thing and how she's a treasure trove of madness
@Nope-en9bo 3 жыл бұрын
Lex_Ka Charlie aka MoistCritikal and Jontron made some awesome content about them scented shit candles.
@Sandux930 3 жыл бұрын
*vibe* stickers y'all
@pajen6849 3 жыл бұрын
The internet historians main channel? Haven't heard that name in years...
@freecs6339 3 жыл бұрын
It takes years to do such a good video
@OwnFall420 3 жыл бұрын
HE’S BACK
@BloBlas123 3 жыл бұрын
yes cat, YES !
@sirapple589 3 жыл бұрын
He lost the password to the main channel and just recently found it.
@finnianreyes-skindziel5736 3 жыл бұрын
Now that's a name I've not heard for a long time.....
@verylostdoommarauder Жыл бұрын
Wow. People tend to panic and act irrationally when they're stuck in a situation that is completely new, with no similar experiences that they can compare to, and also stuck isolated for months on end. Such a discovery for sociology and psychology.
@vimal-cliobconsulting Жыл бұрын
It's always been like that
@FrahdChikun Жыл бұрын
Man's greatest fear is the fear of the unknown.
@yrzbateno Жыл бұрын
0:06 Intro 1:11 Toilet Paper 7:50 GGGGG 10:37 Fake Cures 13:30 Supply Chain 15:56 Zoom 20:36 Nature 2: Reloaded 22:39 Outro You were on mars, elon musk is the president and you were obama the whole time
@ali.___..mrlegendman Жыл бұрын
Yeah.
@romancatholicgameing 8 ай бұрын
@@ali.___..mrlegendman "Yeah." What an interesting and insightful response.
@gamesux420 3 жыл бұрын
I love how those people had no problem with 4G thats allright but when you get to 5? Nah thats too much, thats where the draw the line!
@pissfrog 3 жыл бұрын
Thats too many Gs!!!
@arthas640 3 жыл бұрын
I've met people that literally said "I don't know what 5g is exactly but I know it causes cancer". More then 1 person has told me they think Bill Gates invented it to track them with microchips
@mr.p215 3 жыл бұрын
Actually there was, also with 3G, but as it became normal part of our daily lives those people just died out, like they should. It will be the same with 6G
@bastiananuss1727 3 жыл бұрын
i think because the frequency is a good amount higher. i dont want to shlttalk 5G nor do i think it caused the virus or some BS. but it is in fact a higher frequency than before and it also needs a lot more towers to sustain a stable network. there are no long term studies that can show how much and if it really affects the human body, just because it needs time for these studies. perhaps its really a bad idea like asbestos was in a retrospective view, and perhaps not, perhaps its just like a microwave and as long as you are not braindead it will not hurt you. but i think it is better to discuss something and keep an eye on it than to dismiss all critics as lunatics, this doesn‘t refer to your comment especially, but to the tone in many comment sections
@bastiananuss1727 3 жыл бұрын
@hi there lol yes
@troostan2776 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the days that these videos are shown in history classes
@esvi9818 3 жыл бұрын
I hope I never become a teacher But if For some reason it happends, I’ll will show them this The kids need to know
@fahadsyed4954 3 жыл бұрын
Love your picture Sal
@troostan2776 3 жыл бұрын
Fahad Syed thanks man
@tahunuva4254 3 жыл бұрын
It just need to avoid the issue of mass imprisonment a liiiitle bit more, and then they'll totally make it part of the curriculum.
@Joannefibracs9994 3 жыл бұрын
This pandemic will be made into historic documentaries lol
@Green_Shift Жыл бұрын
Our family typically kept our garage stocked with toilet paper BEFORE the panic set in. It was only a minor inconvenience. It’s irritating that people would rather panic about literally anything than attempt to be rational.
@assassin8636 2 ай бұрын
That's a normal thing to do 😑
@SuicidalTurnip Жыл бұрын
Looking back it honestly feels like a fever dream. I remember going shopping and not being able to get soap, hand sanitiser, toilet paper, and a tonne of other essentials because people just went absolutely nuts.
@garybusey9941 3 жыл бұрын
“Maybe the real Covid was in the friends we made along the way.”
@autruff18 3 жыл бұрын
Howly shiett!
@TheRealJDC 3 жыл бұрын
This comment was visible before the video started, so I knew the humour in this was going to be amazing straight away 😂
@ajthevillageidiot 3 жыл бұрын
Hi, I would like to invest in this comment
@whw148 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe we were the virus all along 😔
@twilightgeneral777 3 жыл бұрын
Making friends? That doesn't sound very socially distanced of you
@eddiebruv Жыл бұрын
One good side effect of all the nonsense was London was comparatively a ghost town a year ago. Most shops were open, there were no tourists, and there was almost no traffic. Really civilised. Actually a pleasure to visit. Went there last month and it was like the entire human population had decided to come at once. A freakin’ nightmare.
@PaddyRoon7 Жыл бұрын
The ads are genuinely the funniest part of his videos lmao
@e2daron 3 жыл бұрын
"Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." -Sandy Cheeks
@ratchetexperience8379 3 жыл бұрын
"Keep your expectations low, boy. And you'll never be disappointed" -Kratos
@mittycommitspizzatime92 3 жыл бұрын
“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.” - Patrick Star
@stevendrake5268 3 жыл бұрын
I know this is out of context but are her cheeks actually sandy???
@tdestroyer4780 3 жыл бұрын
@Usuário Sarcástico The problem is that colleges are using mainstream news as a source. That's why kids talk about trigger warnings with a straight face. They had to forcefully learn about it or waste tuition money.
@skavanagh2778 3 жыл бұрын
"roadhouse"-peter griffin
@chicken8664 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s hard to win an argument against a smart person, but it’s impossible to win an argument against a stupid one.”
@eljariuso9513 3 жыл бұрын
Its like playing dark souls when you are hiting a boss and he actually gives a fuck
@-47- 3 жыл бұрын
@Rock Golem It doesn't work. You can't "own" someone with logic if they don't understand the basics of logic. Even if they understand, they'll just fall into ad hominem because to them, it's about feeling right and not about being right.
@MrPF 3 жыл бұрын
Dumb people think that they are the smartest beings on the planet They are incapable of understanding the concept of contradiction
@payne267 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@DerpyDooReviews 3 жыл бұрын
@Rock Golem I feel like you are proving them correct, everybody is arguing against you but you're not budging, ergo "It's impossible to win against a stupid person" Thank you for taking part in this experiment.
@Andypooh37 3 ай бұрын
Watching this on 2024 feels like 2020 was like a worldwide shitpost event.
@flipwonderland4181 3 ай бұрын
hi scug
@ZinkyStinky 2 ай бұрын
Seeing twomad in this video and after what happened to him kinda feels weird.
@MegaPROBlader 3 жыл бұрын
"...but when the world needed him most, he returned"
@patternwhisperer4048 3 жыл бұрын
He was never gone check his other channel lol
@willferg7347 3 жыл бұрын
he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous need for ad revenue he found no peace
@josef2970 3 жыл бұрын
Pattern Whisperer yea
@MegaPROBlader 3 жыл бұрын
@@patternwhisperer4048 ik is jus, meme
@KiraSlith 3 жыл бұрын
@@patternwhisperer4048 IQ 0. That was so obviously a joke that now YOU are the joke.
@chronovore7234 3 жыл бұрын
It’s nice to know that the USA wasn’t the only idiots freaking out over toilet paper.
@foolishembarassment2031 3 жыл бұрын
Is it nice overall, though?...
@mariusmunier670 3 жыл бұрын
We couldn't let the americans have all the fun again.
@hoonterofhoonters6588 3 жыл бұрын
The entire world was having a bruh moment.
@baconpantsable 3 жыл бұрын
You guys use toilet paper
@hidad5601 3 жыл бұрын
The only difference is everywhere else want back to normal and the US started to freak out over the next thing
@nut4947 2 ай бұрын
Weird watching this video now knowing twomad is dead
@TaiidanOnslaught 3 ай бұрын
This where I learned about TwoMad. Classic stuff.
@matthicksxx 3 жыл бұрын
“The CEO of Australia” lol
@intelligencecube6752 3 жыл бұрын
No joke, Australia is an American Company.
@intelligencecube6752 3 жыл бұрын
Look up Economics Explained, he showed us how and why
@JimmehRulez 3 жыл бұрын
@@intelligencecube6752 bruh
@intelligencecube6752 3 жыл бұрын
@@JimmehRulez yeah bruh?
@JimmehRulez 3 жыл бұрын
@@intelligencecube6752 bruh bruh, bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh!
@wulfherecyning1282 3 жыл бұрын
"The CEO of Australia" When you remember that Australia is literally a registered private company in the USA, with all shares owned by the Australian government, for the purposes of facilitating trade.
@meideval 3 жыл бұрын
How does that work?
@RabbiHerschel 3 жыл бұрын
@@meideval basically during the last financial crisis the Aussie government looked into selling bonds to American investors. However, to do that, you have to register with the SEC, per the Securities Act of 1933 and other subsequent legislation. He's actually only half-right, because Straya is registered with the SEC *explicitly* as a foreign government, not a "private company".
@Your_Landlord 3 жыл бұрын
c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!!!
@N-Word_Boi_3.0 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot to add "The world is flat and you don't need a driver's license to drive on the roads. 5G will kill everybody. They are coming for our guns."
@N-Word_Boi_3.0 3 жыл бұрын
@Hard Candy Well, that´s not 100% right, they are other things too.
@Jex2112 2 ай бұрын
Rip to the GOAT, Twomad.. miss ya bro
@susannahlewis8464 Жыл бұрын
I appreciate that Australia had a reason for freaking out about toilet paper. I don't think Americans knew why we were hoarding toilet paper.
@Supermoneygang12 Жыл бұрын
Lmao they didn’t have a reason though did you even watch the video
@mancamiatipoola Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the reason was someone pulled a social experiment and dumb-ass australians fell for it like sheep following a sheep dog just because it is barking. People are dumb, gullible, panicky animals and australians proved it one more time...
@funny3scene 10 ай бұрын
Get a bidet, problem solved
@Atlasbr001 3 жыл бұрын
"Squash were being...compressed" Underrated joke
@Fish_152 3 жыл бұрын
Fish fish fish
@jackdizzy123 3 жыл бұрын
@@Fish_152 om nom nom
@aisforairborne 3 жыл бұрын
Help me understand please
@StratOFerus 3 жыл бұрын
@@aisforairborne Nah, I don't think there's a need to *press* the subject.
@JMittenkit 3 жыл бұрын
Squash were Squished!
@LifesNeverHumDrum 3 жыл бұрын
"A *person* is smart. *People* are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals."
@Vulkanprimarch 3 жыл бұрын
Ah that is a reference I have not heard in a LONG time. In the perfect delivery by Tommy Lee Jones.
@Box-O-Soldier 3 жыл бұрын
Accurate. Where is this from?
@danspencer1281 3 жыл бұрын
@@Box-O-Soldier men in black
@Redmanticore 3 жыл бұрын
ill also just park this classic here George Carlin ' - Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.'
@vemone2200 3 жыл бұрын
People human beings in general or considered collectivel ??? Persons (plural) ??? Loads of Persons out there = dumb, dangerous animals. I agree.
@Zerospacedude 11 ай бұрын
I love how most of this is in no way an exaggeration and is exactly what happened
@HarmKaban Жыл бұрын
"Scooters returning to the waterways" - brought a tear to my eye
@parsifal9251 3 жыл бұрын
"The people in the Black Death were so ignorant and superstitious. They thought the Plague was caused by the planets aligning! I'm so glad people are smart now and we have science!"
@swaggerdagger8976 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus fuckin Christ this is the second dark ages. I was reading a history book and we're doing the stupid shit again
@FireFly-kz2te 3 жыл бұрын
Its just mass hysteria dude making us stupid
@tardvandecluntproductions1278 3 жыл бұрын
No need to go back that far, we are repeating the same stupidity from during the Spanish flu
@lyravain6304 3 жыл бұрын
@@FireFly-kz2te "A person can be smart, people are STUPID". Proven over and over.
@lcunash8093 3 жыл бұрын
Tons of people thought/think that 5G towers caused covid... I don’t see the difference.
@DeadwingDork 3 жыл бұрын
2020 is like the Fallout 76 of years.
@Mikey-zk5wc 3 жыл бұрын
No one was there for half of it
@pastel-ufos 3 жыл бұрын
Well put, Claw.
@slaire7799 3 жыл бұрын
Back then we envision 2020 like todd said: 4 TIMES THE MAP SIZE 16x THE DETAILS. who is the todd howard of 2020?
@Vedgy 3 жыл бұрын
@@slaire7799 Trump
@alexanderstraus7455 3 жыл бұрын
76 kinda makes a comeback, something that I cant say about 2020
@Philip_Lim Ай бұрын
seeing twomad hits different now
@gyromurphy 2 ай бұрын
Rest in peace, Twomad, you Absolute Madlad
@ightman712 2 ай бұрын
He was an odd one for sure, but didn't deserve to go out the way he did.
@blackwatchpilot5329 Ай бұрын
@@ightman712weird stalker, sexual deviant, psycho and assaulter Sure didn't deserve it
@canihavethesauce Ай бұрын
@@blackwatchpilot5329if you were a mentally ill young adult who got thrust into internet fame by grown ups, you'd do the saaame thing.
@porgnerd7386 3 жыл бұрын
“How do I take my white blood cell count, these ones all look red”- IH 2020
@SpaceMissile 3 жыл бұрын
best line lmao
@KingSlimjeezy 3 жыл бұрын
gotta centrifuge it first decant the buffy zone dilute and plate on a grid slide count under a microscope and calculate based on dilution ratio of original sample
@SpaceMissile 3 жыл бұрын
@@KingSlimjeezy thanks for the tip. you learn that in bio 101? :)
@MRDOOMBOY12345 3 жыл бұрын
That line killed me
@jackporter3178 3 жыл бұрын
I'm concerned, the only white blood cells I could produce came out of my penis.
@handsomegrinch6279 3 жыл бұрын
This isn’t even half the crazy crap that happened this year, please make a part 2
@alcatrazz.627 3 жыл бұрын
Lol let the other half of the year happen before that.
@pringleaddict5827 3 жыл бұрын
Aakarsh Chopra i heard there was ufo sightings , so...
@handsomegrinch6279 3 жыл бұрын
Pringle Addict it was a drone even the pilot realized that it’s a drone
@necnec2668 3 жыл бұрын
A last of us part two
@dasoon0220 3 жыл бұрын
He wants to see where the year goes first.
@reapyreaper4780 Жыл бұрын
I love how self aware he is when making jokes, like he can barely hold in his laughter, it’s hilarious
@HailMyKayle 3 ай бұрын
R.I.P Twomad
@ihavetowait90daystochangem67 3 жыл бұрын
Internet Historian Horded Toilet Paper First before it was cool, it’s just that it got destroyed in the rain
@axllaw427 3 жыл бұрын
And then the crows got them and he has to go back to square one
@cakebombdylan6459 3 жыл бұрын
@@axllaw427 and the lockdown happened cause the "crows" needed their batteries changed
@marmadukescarlet7791 3 жыл бұрын
AXL Law can you spare a square?
@Domenic_the_nerd96 3 жыл бұрын
AXL Law that is very true.
@youwillpayforyoursins9372 3 жыл бұрын
It took an entire pandemic for Internet Historian to find his password. Let that sink in. It has been standing outside your house for far too long... Please let that sink in....
@release858 3 жыл бұрын
No.
@kwotofinal9304 3 жыл бұрын
No.
@0nuq929 3 жыл бұрын
No.
@sadstatic 3 жыл бұрын
It's staying out
@douglasthompson1724 3 жыл бұрын
No.
@longscallop2107 Ай бұрын
RIP twomad
@PrimordialKosmicJoe 8 ай бұрын
i like to comeback to this video just to make sure 2020 was real and not some bizzare dream we all had
@eggy_tran589 3 жыл бұрын
The real corona were the friends we made along the way.
@maxkw348 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@Queqs_ 3 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic
@tailedgates9 3 жыл бұрын
"Friends."
@killthemtodayrightnowtoday 3 жыл бұрын
nice glass beach profile pic
@CraftersStudios 3 жыл бұрын
im just here for the glass beach
@maganashaker167 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe it. He actually got access to his account. How is this possible?
@Barneyfromhalflife1 3 жыл бұрын
Isnt. youtube made a bot so his fans didnt get bored.
@jassertn4155 3 жыл бұрын
Nord vpn dude
@ravingswe 3 жыл бұрын
@@jassertn4155 noted
@Barneyfromhalflife1 3 жыл бұрын
@@jassertn4155 maybe isnt likely
@Barneyfromhalflife1 3 жыл бұрын
@@jassertn4155 hes not dumb that he used it to late
@Jhayzer021 Жыл бұрын
This is not just a meme video, its a documentary.
@vimal-cliobconsulting Жыл бұрын
Yep
@esmeecampbell7396 11 ай бұрын
It's the best video on KZfaq
@snakesonaframe2668 Жыл бұрын
I live in the US. Thankfully the toilet paper thing wasn’t AS bad in my area, but it was impossible to find paper towels and cleaning supplies. The local wholesale custodial supply company quietly announced they would allow people to come buy reasonable amounts of things they needed. That’s where we went. They could have charged an arm and a leg, or at least as much as it would normally cost at the store, but they only charged the wholesale price. That made me really respect them.
@Beaver_Monday 3 жыл бұрын
I love how underrated "CEO of Australia" actually is
@rebelgaming1.5.14 2 жыл бұрын
Context: Australia is registered as a company as well as a country. Therefore the leader is both CEO and Prime Minister.
@YouW00t 2 жыл бұрын
It's a great meme.
@vieyel9031 2 жыл бұрын
Probably getting a lot of attention now that he’s locked everyone in their homes again
@Dorian-_-Gray 2 жыл бұрын
your comment is like an unintentional parody of KZfaq comments. oops sorry i mean I Love How Actually your comment is like an unintentional parody of KZfaq comments.
@sethbishop6890 2 жыл бұрын
I know I was like WHAT
@Heratikus1997 3 жыл бұрын
"The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its most stupid member divided by the number of mobsters." - Terry Pratchett
@user-cd8ke3it3w 3 жыл бұрын
@Lance Clemings lol man, now I want to watch all piss-off reply comments to your sentence
@sillybilly4710 3 жыл бұрын
Lance Clemings yikes. yikes, bro.
@user-cd8ke3it3w 3 жыл бұрын
@@sillybilly4710 you're saying that there is no pointless looting and vandalism on property of innocent people because of all this anti-racist racist mass rage?
@probableflaws3597 3 жыл бұрын
Lance Clemings damn thanksgiving at your house sounds crazy
@ott6428 3 жыл бұрын
@@sillybilly4710 He's spot on. Burn, loot and murder riots happened and lots of things got destroyed. What's yikes?
@Admiralkirk95 Жыл бұрын
Got to love that twomad probably went into a few chats and people recognized him and purposely said nothing.
@esmeecampbell7396 11 ай бұрын
18:39 Maddie is kind of a BADDIE tho😍
@researcherchameleon4602 Жыл бұрын
17:41 every time I see him rise, my mind instantly thinks he is wearing a sombrero, until he rises completely
@cesar3260 3 ай бұрын
Sadly he's never going to raise again.
@texasranger9599 3 жыл бұрын
Skype had a 17 year head start and lost.
@762x69 3 жыл бұрын
That’s sooo sad LOL
@jakobhere620 3 жыл бұрын
"Tonight at 6, a local African exchange student has been facing discrimination on his online Zoom classes; he tells all later tonight."
@loppi9710 3 ай бұрын
Rip twomad, thank you for giving us the best zoom content during pandemic
@wildfire9017 Ай бұрын
Fly low twomad🙏🙏🙏
@canihavethesauce Ай бұрын
you agree with whatever the Internet tells you, huh kid?
@potaterjim 3 жыл бұрын
I love how this whole thing just illustrates that humans never really evolved from shrieking apes
@seankrkovich2869 3 жыл бұрын
Bro, if I were a real chimp than I would going full on ape shit on you. Instead I'm just being punny.
@dsy457 3 жыл бұрын
It's hilariously ironic that people will murder each other caveman style so they don't have to wipe their asses like cavemen
@scoott8605 3 жыл бұрын
@@dsy457 reject monke return to monke
@seankrkovich2869 3 жыл бұрын
@Wubba Wubba If I were taking this seriously; I wouldn't use the word punny
@potaterjim 3 жыл бұрын
@Wubba Wubba he's right though, and apes totally shit on each other
@APaulingGameplay 3 жыл бұрын
This is probably the first time in my life where I have rewatched an ad by choice because its so funny, great job!
@JimmyTurner 3 жыл бұрын
Ehh I'm positive you've watched superbowl ads more than a fee times by searching them on youtube.
@hellboy365bm 3 жыл бұрын
I think the only time where I watch an ad and laugh my ass off the whole way through is Internet Historian videos and it's very impressive that he can be so funny that people will sit through an ad.
@DrZbo 3 жыл бұрын
Check out Trap Lore Ross
@aqualemon6009 3 жыл бұрын
3 hours ago?
@1996REDWOLF1996 3 жыл бұрын
u must be new here
@GhengizKanye Жыл бұрын
Never got the toilet paper thing. We dont have bidets in the US, usually, but the general consensus on taking a shit and finding out you dont have toilet paper around is to just hop in the shower. Idk how in a nation where we have people masturbating with showerheads we didnt think theyd properly clean a butthole THAT WILL ALSO CLEAN THE REST OF THEIR BODIES.
@user-fe8gx3ie5v Жыл бұрын
You still use toilet paper in places with bidets.
@Genghis-Jon Жыл бұрын
@@user-fe8gx3ie5v This dude used a bidet once and wondered what the appeal to wet pants was.
@user-fe8gx3ie5v Жыл бұрын
@@Genghis-Jon LMAO
@Dancingonthesun Жыл бұрын
My shower head is immovable, BRB going to handstand goatse to clean myself
@GhengizKanye Жыл бұрын
@@Dancingonthesun how did you wash your ass before?
@BigPuddin Жыл бұрын
This guy's editing is legendary. No wonder it takes so long for him to release videos.
@spongmongler6760 3 жыл бұрын
"the worst sequel since WW2" is an underrated line.
@inuyashaspet 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for watching until the very end.
@thearrowhead9846 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed, thought that was hilarious
@Hotshot2k4 3 жыл бұрын
But I thought it was the Shindler's List of video games?
@thearrowhead9846 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hotshot2k4 Yeah but I'm just too dumb to understand it and hate women or smth
@yoshimasachong2766 3 жыл бұрын
WW2 2
@tomrichardson129 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see Internet historian finally found the “forgot my password” button
@daveenglish107 3 жыл бұрын
I understand, it is pretty hard to find sometimes, ya know
@ThemChosenGamers 3 жыл бұрын
orginal
@planetclownfishbrain7052 3 жыл бұрын
Wear the goggles.
@PandemoniumMeltDown 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: changed my windows login password one morning, as usual, not writing it down, got drunk in the evening, fell in a "coma" at some point, woke up and it took me a month to hack my way back in.
@RayvenTheNight 10 ай бұрын
The toilet paper hoarding will forever baffle me.
@dudearlo Жыл бұрын
The bit about the supply chain was sad. So much food wasted 😢
@fettuccine99 3 жыл бұрын
"If a 5G tower gets destroyed in the suburbs, but an Anti-Vaccine mom can't post it on her facebook group conspiracy page, did it ever really happen?" :)
@LibShitted 3 жыл бұрын
Always has happened *Loads gun*
@usrnotfound1859 3 жыл бұрын
@@steve6646 Also they are putting chemicals in the water, poor frogs. :(
@evol5765 3 жыл бұрын
Conor the baby parts aren’t used anymore.
@phoenixchase9271 3 жыл бұрын
@@evol5765 They never were to begin with
@justinambru8529 3 жыл бұрын
That's a strawman
@nomethodonlymadness9528 2 жыл бұрын
I worked at a Walmart during this time. I can remember just wandering the shelves on my break and seeing what WASNT out. We were still fully stocked on trail mix and jerky, you know, food that is shelf stable and long lasting. As well as tea and cough drops, the things one would want for a respiratory illness. It. Was. Hysterical.
@sethbishop6890 2 жыл бұрын
Cough drops ain't helping an illness they may make you feel a bit better as you die but that's not medicine. Everything for sterilization and hygiene was what people wanted and vitamins to stay healthy. Jerky is far too expensive and people aren't rich they would buy nuts and dried fruit instead and granola.
@randyortonsdickbulge 2 жыл бұрын
@@sethbishop6890 dried fruit and granola were all over the shelves too…..
@randyortonsdickbulge 2 жыл бұрын
@@sethbishop6890 if everything had collapsed I would have started killing and raiding……
@sethbishop6890 2 жыл бұрын
@@randyortonsdickbulgewhy killing that's sadist
@sethbishop6890 2 жыл бұрын
@@randyortonsdickbulge raiding too depending on society and where were at. Starvation wikkbbnvb
@oliviademers17 Жыл бұрын
I remember when Internet Historian didn’t just do VODs. Miss you making your old videos! Never has there been a better historian.
@corwinchapman8270 6 ай бұрын
"Breathe somewhere else, vector" is a sick line
@undercoverfbi3155 3 жыл бұрын
You gotta love how Internet historian’s ads are better than people’s entire 1 hour videos
@florkiler6242 3 жыл бұрын
better than Disney animations
@fearstiers6730 3 жыл бұрын
11/10 would buy again
@Didnt_ask69 3 жыл бұрын
No I don’t gotta
@lefish5277 3 жыл бұрын
IH ads are the only ads I don’t skip and will actively watch
@brianlevisalles 3 жыл бұрын
I only come here for the internet historian ads
@shaunlevin5081 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he does not even get sponsored by Nord VPN or raid shadow legends.
@pizzakid4206 3 жыл бұрын
Shaun Levin Are you implying that he’s done it so often that he can’t stop?
@Pllayer064 3 жыл бұрын
@@pizzakid4206 no he owns them.
@Safersephiroth777 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah as I said in a previous video he does these ads with so much style you feel obliged to try them out!
@snott9191 Жыл бұрын
I worked in retail during this time; we broke up SEVERAL fights over toilet paper. I no longer work retail
@moomyung9231 8 ай бұрын
As a former retail worker, I felt bad for most of the employees working then. Except the ones who were just completely rude when I didn't even ask anything from them, I was just paying for my stuff and a few would glare at me and act snippy when I said thank you. That hasn't happened at all since things went back to normal, so maybe they were just that stressed out.
@starcherry6814 Жыл бұрын
The news stories made the panic so much worse. There were enough supplies for everyone
@isabellaangeline2175 Жыл бұрын
Look around at people and how they’re behaving about everything. Certain people want to be outraged so they can play their victim card and cry about being constantly victimized. These are the same people who refuse to wear face masks “bEcAuSe ThEy CaN kIlL yOu” or get vaccinated “bEcAuSe YoU dOn’T kNoW wHaT’s In It” yet take medication that’s meant for parasites and gives you the 💩. These people are morons and there is no talking sense to them. They don’t even know the difference between a regular cell tower and 5G.
@Leonard_Wolf_2056 Жыл бұрын
@@isabellaangeline2175 you mean the same people who cry when some one refuses to wear a mask at home(alone) and cry when not every one chooses to get the fifth vaccine for the Rona?
@TheCleber96 3 жыл бұрын
Disappointed this wasn't actually about Varus the Roman general who lost three legions against the Germans in Teutoburg Forest.
@ErdTirdMans 3 жыл бұрын
Zoomers don't know 'bout Arminius
@TheSlowPony77 3 жыл бұрын
Give me back my legions.
@Canada1994 3 жыл бұрын
Teutoberg is the only thing I find interesting about Roman history. If I have a dog I've considered naming him Arminius. Did you know that the Nazi's viewed that battle as proof of the Aryan supremacy and Himmler had the SS practice their occult rituals at a castle near where the battlefield was believed to be.
@llamaking1011 3 жыл бұрын
The romans never recovered from that one...
@Canada1994 3 жыл бұрын
@@llamaking1011 It kept them from conquering east of the Rhine River and lost 10% of their entire standing army in 24 hours
@clm9872 3 жыл бұрын
So what did we learn today on InternetHistorian? People are STUPID
@fluffy7358 3 жыл бұрын
You must be new here. ;P
@kaiviru 3 жыл бұрын
What a stupid thing to say
@madquack6449 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like you beat me to the punch.
@Cernumospete 3 жыл бұрын
*but they make good memes.
@Zorro9129 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone can look at IQ distribution and realize that.
@maxresdefault_ Жыл бұрын
The more time passes, the more this all feels like a weird fever dream
@TheSorrel 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Germany: "This is how I would destroy a 5G Tower. IF WE HAD ANY!"
@Warhamer116 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, the people who want to destroy 5G towers wouldn't be able to tell the difference between 5G tower, a 4G tower, a telephone pole, a power line, or a car stopper that was tied to a tree
@oraiseno 3 жыл бұрын
even the 4G towers are barely noticable. what a fucking joke this country is sometimes
@TheSorrel 3 жыл бұрын
@@Warhamer116 Yeah, we are still waiting for the Government to figure this high tech stuff out. But I guess people on horses are as good as the internet.
@grubbybum3614 3 жыл бұрын
@@oraiseno what country?
@nils7116 3 жыл бұрын
@@oraiseno Yes the good old Germany
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