Intruder (Pt.1) - The Search for Criken

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6 жыл бұрын

What doesn't kill you simply makes you... dumber
Criken - / criken2
Bedbananas - / @bedbananas
Tomato - / tomatoandtoph
Zyke - / zyke
Kiwo - / kiwo
Rubyfair - / rubyfair
Zuthar - / zuthar13
ShayneHawke - / shaynehawke
Editor:
Holy Mackerel The Third
/ @holymackerelthethird2478
Main Channel
/ jerma985
Twitch Stream:
/ jerma985

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@zera1266 6 жыл бұрын

Jerma is like that kid that is invited to a party and doesn't know anybody

@tarapapi 6 жыл бұрын

The difference between both is only age

@CharlieB1989 6 жыл бұрын

Well it's definitely not height.

@ScrawnyMcMassive 6 жыл бұрын

:fire:

@Igneeka 6 жыл бұрын

And then realizes that everyone at the party is fucking insane

@arisenleaf 6 жыл бұрын

And is 10 years older than the people who are at the party

@GundiMike 6 жыл бұрын

"I'm Jerma." "Can you leave?"

@MNGN101 6 жыл бұрын

Story of my life.

@abek3502 6 жыл бұрын

Minigun101 lol I just said “story of my life” in my head after reading that too

@SuperCatfire 6 жыл бұрын

said no one ever

@jesusluca6831 3 жыл бұрын

I know I am quite randomly asking but do anybody know of a good place to stream newly released series online?

@jairomarkus1498 3 жыл бұрын

@Jesus Luca try Flixzone. You can find it on google :)

@h0verman 6 жыл бұрын

the fact that these people are so fucking dedicated to the roleplaying is twilight zone material

@patheticcreature7599 6 жыл бұрын

its good stuff, shit gets wild sometimes

@PivoteroIniciante 6 жыл бұрын

i'm pretty sure the way they'rep laying is not really being dedicated

@h0verman 6 жыл бұрын

i know the people jerma was planned to play with were just dicking around, but those people he met in the beginning and the guy at the "toll booth" towards the end were not normal people

@h0verman 6 жыл бұрын

my mistake, they're all interconnected, self-aware people. it makes for one hell of a dreamscape, though.

@BananaPhoPhilly 3 жыл бұрын

Zuthar13 is the king of roleplay. Too bad he's done with his channel tho

@ibs_haver 6 жыл бұрын

"How old are you?" *sweating profusely* "uhh 26." "Okay yea you're the captain." *hopes they don't realize he's 42*

@ibs_haver 6 жыл бұрын

He is, I'm just making fun of OLD BOY streamer

@eddymcchucklenuggets 6 жыл бұрын

More like 4'2" amirite?

@fakesummer3942 6 жыл бұрын

He's 32, I think...

@Cmanorange 6 жыл бұрын

Born in 1985, hence the name Jerma985

@Ragarnoy0 6 жыл бұрын

So he's 85

@Max-vp5sn 6 жыл бұрын

I completely understand why everyone was shooting Jerma on sight in criken's video now

@voixmin 5 жыл бұрын

Dudes a loon, I dont blame them.

@eddyspaghetti6211 3 жыл бұрын

wait what

@SciRuler 3 жыл бұрын

@@eddyspaghetti6211 I wouldn’t ask...

@largovivaaustin5056 3 жыл бұрын

If you good at something, never do it for freee

@XxXSkylezXxX 6 жыл бұрын

Jerma interacting with strangers makes for the best Jermajokes.

@iug5672 6 жыл бұрын

It's like those sitcoms where everything is always the same,but when they change location and interact with people who have nothing to do with the show's own created routine world,everything goes crazy

@nahnope8581 6 жыл бұрын

if you're good at something *NEVER DO IT FOR FREE*

@jimbojigs368 6 жыл бұрын

Unless it's good deeds -NEVER DO GOOD DEEDS-

@misimaromemes5172 2 жыл бұрын

Proceeds to fucking throw his mates down a cliff

@Laggiest_ Жыл бұрын

sounding

@BababooeyGooey 6 жыл бұрын

This is like a really awkward, low budget version of Red Vs Blue.

@Tomswift1234 6 жыл бұрын

But RvB was low budget in the beginning

@derrickbiedermann9802 6 жыл бұрын

Rikk Silirion this is so low budget they are paying investors.

@Livingdiamond1 6 жыл бұрын

Idk what your talking about zuthar tomato bedbanna zyke and them are amazing

@Mat-zf9bf 6 жыл бұрын

Most of the comments on Criken's video are about Jerma! (Poor Criken.)

@SuperCatfire 6 жыл бұрын

holy shit

@restinpeas1284 6 жыл бұрын

Some of this is on level with the humor with something like Red Vs Blue. "You got that on multiple pages? That was 4 words." "He writes big, okay?" *Continues with poem as if there was no interruption* And when they're talking to each other after death that was gold.

@kyleholder3423 6 жыл бұрын

"Find my wife" - Joker

@FioreFire 6 жыл бұрын

this is such a different side to the story from criken's video, I love it

@madamebin1914 6 жыл бұрын

Firecat1311 link?

@Mat-zf9bf 6 жыл бұрын

Aliens!

@LordVader1094 6 жыл бұрын

Which Criken video?

@runthroughthejungle5492 Жыл бұрын

Intruder: the boss sucks (ft jerma985)

@anthony1215games 6 жыл бұрын

Famous last words. "Are these bathroom tiles"

@chasewilson3693 6 жыл бұрын

Did Jerma join without him knowing anything about Criken and company? It sure as fuck looks that way.

@Swanssweatyballs 6 жыл бұрын

Chase Wilson I think he was invited but had no clue what he was joining

@Xirree 3 жыл бұрын

@@Swanssweatyballs basically what happened when they play cod zombies too lol

@NotSoMelancholy 3 жыл бұрын

@@Xirree and scp

@kewlkatzklub982 6 жыл бұрын

Before the comments go on asking about why Kiwo sounds like she's uncomfortable with her situation, that's just how she naturally sounds.

@ibs_haver 6 жыл бұрын

I thought she was doing the fake nervousness that Jerma puts on in some of his more involved skits

@Atillux 6 жыл бұрын

KewlKatzKlub Is she from Oblivion?

@TwistedFireX 6 жыл бұрын

So she's just perpetually uncomfortable?

@jorgeclarkson4639 5 жыл бұрын

@@ibs_haver That's definitely her thing

@Bedhead13 5 жыл бұрын

@@TwistedFireX relatable

@DLilac 6 жыл бұрын

"It looks like you slipped, over." Oh my gosh what a joke

@MrTuas 6 жыл бұрын

DE.Lilac youre gonna need to come over, get over over, over here over, over

@m.o.x.d 6 жыл бұрын

"What're you guys up to?" "Uh.. t-toll booth stuff"

@distilledbrainstem7364 6 жыл бұрын

MHunterDom how are you guys up to?*

@gordonf5553 4 жыл бұрын

@@distilledbrainstem7364 language 500

@OtterzRUs 6 жыл бұрын

I'm doing the objective, no jokes guys *30 SECONDS LATER* If you're good at something NEVER DO IT FOR FREE

@LenkyLad 6 жыл бұрын

oh boy Jerma just crossed into the wrong reality

@thomasdanforth766 6 жыл бұрын

I always thought his first streamatic universe crossover stream would've been a full session of Unturned with Vinesauce

@roffylordnow3658 6 жыл бұрын

Oops there goes gravity

@xmm-cf5eg 6 жыл бұрын

Fuck, I want that Unturned video now.

@eddyspaghetti6211 3 жыл бұрын

@@xmm-cf5eg never happened

@thejanitor9154 6 жыл бұрын

"fuck you batman" -the Joker

@wyminseg.o 6 жыл бұрын

this game is fucking surreal jerma, couldn't tell for 2 minutes if the people were real or fake ai fucking christ

@Angel_Flash 6 жыл бұрын

you should check out "The Wrinkle" by Bedbananas (one of the guys he was playing with), if you want something REEEEEAAAALLLLLLL surreal from this game.

@FEvan1234 6 жыл бұрын

kiwo sounded like a robot lol

@Livingdiamond1 6 жыл бұрын

They’re real

@SergioSource 6 жыл бұрын

kiwo is an alien bug

@xmm-cf5eg 6 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the Criken Crew, they're all insane.

@CongaYT 6 жыл бұрын

If you're good at something never do it for free

@FatmanVALORANT 6 жыл бұрын

Conga litteraly my favorite moment in jerma history. Inspired me to do youtube.

@CrackedMarbles 6 жыл бұрын

Ragnarok Online :DDD

@zachm9202 6 жыл бұрын

Conga Sounds like prostitution

@kieranquinn4741 6 жыл бұрын

We can all learn a valuable lesson here. IF YOU'RE GOOD AT SOMETHING NEVER DO IT FOR FREE!!

@aneffortlesssmile 6 жыл бұрын

*_If you're good at something never do it for free._* I get the West Side Story scene in the beginning now. This was fucking mythical.

@liamthepineapple7271 6 жыл бұрын

Jerma has never watched a cricken vid

@ZacMuffin 6 жыл бұрын

Watch the criken vid of this, he catches on later into the stream

@PointsofData 3 жыл бұрын

@@ZacMuffin he catches on in this vid what are you saying?

@jovanyhernandez1324 3 жыл бұрын

@@PointsofData Basically Cricken videos or streams have a lot of roleplay with his friends where they act out wacky and odd characters relating to the game also most of it is improve I think

@StripezTheBeast 6 жыл бұрын

"Find my wife." - The Joker

@spookymagicong 6 жыл бұрын

Once he switched off zoombinies the video became a fucking fever dream

@inconspicuousjerry6660 6 жыл бұрын

Jerma is so uncomfortable, I love it

@chasewilson3693 6 жыл бұрын

If you watched the stream (its fucking hilarious), you would see that for about 45 mins Jerma has no idea what the fuck is happening. I don't think he has ever seen a Criken and company video, and for some odd reason no one on Criken's side gave Jerma a rundown of what they were doing (or who they were) before he joins the game. After those 45 minutes though its some of the funniest shit i have ever seen. Jerma fully commits to what they are doing and my god is it fucking beautiful. The best parts being when he Role plays trying to date Criken and the entirety of the supermarket skit. Look it up on YT or find it on Jerma's twitch, its legendarily good.

@FarbrorBarbro 6 жыл бұрын

ifyou'regoodatsomethingneverdoitforfree

@TeemoTheScientist 6 жыл бұрын

Tomato gaming and Jerma in the same video My life is complete

@1Orderchaos 6 жыл бұрын

idk, Jerma is the funniest out of all these guys, the others humor is just, boring and unfunny.

@Mat-zf9bf 6 жыл бұрын

1Orderchaos The others try to make skits, and usually die. Nowadays, since he streams alot, Jerma's lost his Poptart magic touch in terms of making skits, but can still 'Byeah' and other voices, which is fine for streaming.

@-XTD- 6 жыл бұрын

star and bed

@yityat7965 6 жыл бұрын

im new to jerma but i go waaaay back with tomato

@gigginoxplayer 6 жыл бұрын

This whole fucking video feels the pilot to an adult swim cartoon "Guys she just shot herself in the head it was really gruesome" "Is he resisting? I think he's resisting" "Those are explosives, so you don't wanna put those right there-"

@lordmustaine3972 6 жыл бұрын

IF YOUR GOOD AT SOMETHING, NEVER DO IT FOR FREE.

@fogellmclovin3740 6 жыл бұрын

You're* That'll be 200$.

@GearWorks 6 жыл бұрын

"If your good at something never do it for free" - Jerma985

@sleepybinch 6 жыл бұрын

The point is: If you're good at something, never do it for free.

@coaltol1838 6 жыл бұрын

It's weird seeing 4 youtubers I found individually play together at once. Bed, Zuthar, Criken, and now Jerma.

@mr.moohamid9255 6 жыл бұрын

Krigas legit.

@Diabetic_Chicken69 6 жыл бұрын

Next video: Dunkey, Jameskii, Jerma and Ster

@plainplane7580 6 жыл бұрын

@mr.bubbles Dream team right there.

@prettyboytwink 4 жыл бұрын

Zuthar13 is gone now.. :(

@pongg2532 2 жыл бұрын

@@prettyboytwink zuthar back now

@coryman125 6 жыл бұрын

Did you hear about that Jerma guy? He doesn't know how streaming software works, he just points his webcam at the screen

@meem5546 6 жыл бұрын

coryman125 that guy is FUCKED

@Mrzanetti100 6 жыл бұрын

Criken for next Jerma Rumble.

@EDoyl 6 жыл бұрын

I cannot fucking imagine what it must be like to be that funny. Everyone in this video is on another level omg.

@Oujouj426 6 жыл бұрын

Eoin D I won't name names but some of Criken's crew try *way* too hard and end up being cringy.

@wendigoniner718 6 жыл бұрын

I think that may be the point but I don't know

@owendispensa8953 6 жыл бұрын

joujou264 tomato can get annoying but criken and bedbananas are alright. Most everything that comes out of Buck’s mouth is gold too

@naty8445 6 жыл бұрын

Owen Dispensa honestly banana gets on my nerves way more than tomato

@_O_B_ 6 жыл бұрын

*protesters outside Jerma Tower* "Hip hip! Zoombini!"

@Thelink207 6 жыл бұрын

The 2 channels I've been subbed to since 2012 collaborating This is a beautiful moment for me, don't ruin it

@abunchofletters9507 6 жыл бұрын

Christof I feel like this collaboration was eventually going to happen, seeing how both are friends with vinesauce

@draconianwarking 6 жыл бұрын

Criken is like a jerma that isn't balding

@JamesTheEngie 6 жыл бұрын

And is probably like, 4 feet taller too.

@xmm-cf5eg 6 жыл бұрын

Criken is lanklet Jerma.

@kulongers 6 жыл бұрын

20:42 I almost died here. I took a swig of pepsi just as this happened and I almost drowned because of it. This is top tier entertainment.

@h0verman 6 жыл бұрын

jerma is doomed to become bald and play the binding of isaac for the rest of his life

@h0verman 6 жыл бұрын

vinesauce, jerma, and the NLSS crew the holy trinity

@thomasdanforth766 6 жыл бұрын

Northernlion mispronounced his name when he first heard of him.

@roffylordnow3658 6 жыл бұрын

juice scientists have theorized that one day all KZfaq channels will collide into a singularity

@cozybones4644 6 жыл бұрын

*Bolegda*

@Paperman14 6 жыл бұрын

The Uptown Rats vs The Downtown Rats in Westside Rat Movie. Jerma we need this.

@connorferguson2697 6 жыл бұрын

At 11:00 I fucking lost my mind. My roomate thought I was dying.

@Acebly80 6 жыл бұрын

holy shit same

@r3p3at78 6 жыл бұрын

Omfg I've been a huge fan of bedbananas and a huge fan of Jerma for so long I never thought I'd see them in a thumbnail together

@thenarcopath488 6 жыл бұрын

This stream had me dying.

@askytrevor 6 жыл бұрын

*tough guys come snapping rhythmically from the shadows*

@ziggyboogydude1 6 жыл бұрын

LIFE IS PAIN, IF YAGOODATSUMTHINNEVADOETFUHFREEEH

@coolmanjenkins 6 жыл бұрын

translation for those who are not fluent in mental instability: Life is pain, if you’re good at something, never do it for free.

@coolmanjenkins 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-zp1hx5pi3i bro i made that comment two years ago what’s the problem with it

@coolmanjenkins 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-zp1hx5pi3i make me coward

@ziggyboogydude1 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-zp1hx5pi3i you are getting mad online . . .

@Blackhelmetdude 6 жыл бұрын

Jerma could make a Red Vs Blue kind of series with this game. And I would watch every episode.

@ShawnValsean 6 жыл бұрын

Croffeeee... creetoooos... crickennnn

@Dan-mq4nc 6 жыл бұрын

I love how Jerma started playing with no idea that they were role-playing, and they got so fucking mad because he wasn't prepared and didn't know what to do.

@fareflight2029 6 жыл бұрын

He team killed them. It wasn't because he wasn't rping.

@Dan-mq4nc 6 жыл бұрын

What I meant was that the role-playing overwhelmed him and he didn't what to do, so he started team-killing everyone because he wasn't familiar with them and didn't know what was expected of him.

@notoverwatch6991 6 жыл бұрын

Dan IF YOU'RE GOOD AT SOMETHING, NEVER DO IT FOR FREE.

@chasewilson3693 6 жыл бұрын

@calebghatt746 6 жыл бұрын

I'll be honest with yall, watch the full stream/VOD. Editing's great as always, but this is one of those rare streams where the WHOLE thing is worth it, even if it's only 2 1/2 hours long.

@Blackhelmetdude 6 жыл бұрын

Standard SWAT protocol, see a suspect resisting, throw down a banana peel, and discharge your weapon into their center mass for maximum detainment efficiency. Lmao this whole video was like a cartoon, I swear.

@Grambee 6 жыл бұрын

the Criken stream team + Jerma, solo 7ft streamer that beat Dark Souls III and Cuphead on stream. Can't get any better than this

@sazm1998 6 жыл бұрын

this is the best jerma video ever made

@Blackhelmetdude 6 жыл бұрын

Martin Petkovski I agree this is quite possibly t h e *best* Jerma video ever.

@whynotanyting 6 жыл бұрын

"I love it when our molecules bounce together."

@DubskiDude 6 жыл бұрын

Easily one of the best, most objectively funny streams Jerma has even been in.

@Blackhelmetdude 6 жыл бұрын

19:22 I kid you not. This even just with audio only makes me lose all ability to breathe and talk.

@GMANSSGMAN 6 жыл бұрын

I feel like tomato and jerma are perfect

@MatthewDrescher147 2 жыл бұрын

The screams of pain really add to the gags

@cyan7244 6 жыл бұрын

11:57 Jerma's perspective in the game. EDIT: 14:51 Jerma's _real_ perspective in the game

@LynLyn_ 6 жыл бұрын

I'm ashamed that a Jerma is short joke made me laugh but it did

@Aether776 6 жыл бұрын

Holy shit... This is one of the best Jerma videos.

@DJstarrfish 6 жыл бұрын

...I miss Oats.

@hadiangels 6 жыл бұрын

i miss RAY !!!

@antond12312 6 жыл бұрын

I miss da xing.

@biodtox 6 жыл бұрын

I miss the old crew

@cupcayuk 6 жыл бұрын

I watch the old podcasts every now and then

@KingHalbatorix 6 жыл бұрын

I MISS BOON

@hakaase Жыл бұрын

oh my god I can’t believe zuthar was a part of this the whole time and I didn’t know

@ihatestairs9034 6 жыл бұрын

This stream had so many good moments, there could be like 3 episodes of just this game.

@ChilierAnt3 6 жыл бұрын

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@petrik42 6 жыл бұрын

if you're good at somethin', never do it for free.

@ClaireAstora 6 жыл бұрын

main channel material

@IamMunkk 6 жыл бұрын

This was one of the best streams ever. I would highly suggest anyone that has the time, watch the whole thing. I was laughing non-stop.

@DylanBelievesInTheNet 6 жыл бұрын

It was absolutely one of the best off the rails streams I've ever watched!

@EcomComedy 6 жыл бұрын

Holy mack how did you not have the intro be the "If you're good at something, never do it for free" scene???

@user-oe6rj9ll9y 6 жыл бұрын

The best livestream ever recorded

@Carsonist 6 жыл бұрын

This is the most surreal thing I've ever seen.

@AxeltheD 6 жыл бұрын

What kind of fucked up fever dream did I just watch?

@SpecShadow 6 жыл бұрын

You killed you master yet you're not his murderer. Jerma played it. It was all dream.

@AxeltheD 6 жыл бұрын

SpecShadow ?????

@SpecShadow 6 жыл бұрын

E.Y.E. - Divine Cybermancy, first scene.

@AxeltheD 6 жыл бұрын

Jerma saying he took ALL the drugs in the vod cleared some things up...

@ChrisNinjaEagle Жыл бұрын

7:44 Shock 10:10 Denial 16:45 Anger 19:35 Bargaining 20:30 Depression Next Video- Acceptance

@Arrowtothekneeism 6 жыл бұрын

This is exactly what Hell is like.

@notoverwatch6991 6 жыл бұрын

Caleb Larkin IF YOU'RE GOOD AT SOMETHING, NEVER DO IT FOR FREE.

@ChrisNinjaEagle 2 жыл бұрын

I love how at 15:02 a BOMB goes off when Bed Bananas finishes his poem and no one even cares at all.

@yoafofbread 6 жыл бұрын

Someone want to tell me what in God’s name is going on

@goose1463 6 жыл бұрын

jerma is playing the greatest video game obviously

@berryberry7406 6 жыл бұрын

1:35 look at them down there, theyre probably out drinking right now

@drippskipp1712 6 жыл бұрын

this stream was slow to start but the next parts are absolute gold.

@johaken9238 6 жыл бұрын

What the fuck was any of this

@jackmckenzie629 6 жыл бұрын

this has been one of the funniest jerma videos ever imo

@cibervader 6 жыл бұрын

I love this, absolutely fantastic. I loved everything about this.

@Riceyes 6 жыл бұрын

That was the most surreal intro to a game I've ever seen.

@wutongoingtwo 6 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh so hard, I can't wait for more!

@EverDownward 6 жыл бұрын

Criken, Bedbanana, Tomato, and Jerma. Yeah, this needs to be on the main channel, but this is awesome regardless.

@Deletedvirus404 6 жыл бұрын

Didnt he forget his password

@crackiswack6425 6 жыл бұрын

Bed is my favorite I've been a fan sense My Little Pony RP

@sazm1998 6 жыл бұрын

KaizoVG he said that his main channel is only for big projects now

@hobnails 6 жыл бұрын

His main channel is only for a mausoleum of the House of Sterma.

@honeybadger2111 6 жыл бұрын

Criken, Bedbanana, and Jerma...Father, Son, and Holy Spirit

@MrBrimstone 6 жыл бұрын

"i love the way our molecules bounce together"

@Sir_Lumie 6 жыл бұрын

This was the greatest stream I’ve ever witnessed. I’m so glad the video is here

@Xenoforge78 6 жыл бұрын

If you are sufficiently skilled in a craft, never think to do it penniless.

@giantotter319 6 жыл бұрын

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@heyyythatsprettygood1920 6 жыл бұрын

This was my favorite stream of all time

@Kubloo 6 жыл бұрын

“I’m playin pool with your guys’s SKULLS!”

@RevolverOcelotPrettyGood 6 жыл бұрын

INTRUDER ALERT RED SPY IN THE BASE!

@garfieldatfreddys5381 2 жыл бұрын

It's a classic Jerma stream if he says he is gonna do a collab with a bunch of streamers and instead he starts playing a point-and-click game while ranting about how he would hit his subscribers and throw them off a building if he had enough money.