The Goldmen [with UberHaxorNova, Criken and more]
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6 жыл бұрынYou can kill one Goldman, but two more will take their place
Game:
store.steampowered.com/app/272...
TheChief - / thechief1114
Nova - / uberhaxornova
Asher - / asherthefirst
mrlawlman1 - / mrlawlman1
Tomato - / tomato
Shayne - / shaynehawke
Buck - / bucklington
BedBanana - / bedbananas
Dave - / dave5005
Criken - / criken
Boon - / 2soonboon
Intro shot by BustUrShelf:
/ @mrrayen2009
Intro sung by The Classy Narrator:
www.dropbox.com/s/g5uxsmfmmio...
Editor:
Holy Mackerel The Third
/ @holymackerelthethird2478
Main Channel
/ jerma985
Twitch Stream:
/ jerma985
@barryscott9590 6 жыл бұрын
Jerma: the man that can talk his way out of a room with no doors.
@damagkveikov 6 жыл бұрын
OP character, waiting for a nerf
@britneyspheres7yearsago11 6 жыл бұрын
Дамаг Квейков They r gonna nerf his reaching power again
@swimsvg1855 6 жыл бұрын
They already nerfed his hight...
@bitterleafcastle1552 6 жыл бұрын
Everytime they try to nerf Jerma, they just shrink him instead, it's stupid!
@Helpertin 5 жыл бұрын
Bullshit, have him play a round with me. Lets see that work out.
@UberHaxorNova 6 жыл бұрын
I appreciated being apart of Team Goldmen, boss.
@fawfuls 6 жыл бұрын
Omg it's James
@theincompetentgnome6668 6 жыл бұрын
Legends supporting legends
@jemstone4082 6 жыл бұрын
you were amazing on the team
@yerok5789 6 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy. The forbidden crossover
@bankrupthampster1305 6 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to see a james jeremy jason crossover that gastrow boy i mean
@tomjackal5708 6 жыл бұрын
The collateral joke was perfect I doubt he knew he literally only had those three seconds to pull it off
@Criken 6 жыл бұрын
that intro was hype as hell
@PyramidSongs 6 жыл бұрын
crikboy :)
@jcdenton9764 6 жыл бұрын
Criken2 more Sub Rosa videos, please senior
@weet294 6 жыл бұрын
So was that SICK COLLATERAL
@MrRayen2009 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@Cowpowblaow 6 жыл бұрын
Sick Reservoir Dogs intro.
@majorasmaskguy_8452 6 жыл бұрын
"Collateral?" Jerma proceeds to open fire. "That's right..."
@TheOtherLPer203 4 жыл бұрын
Well he did get a collateral
@kaazoyameesheema4480 6 жыл бұрын
"Always be the best you can, and put your pedal to the metal." - Vin Diesel 2K18
@hi-fu6db 6 жыл бұрын
Is that the guy from fast and furious?????
@kaazoyameesheema4480 6 жыл бұрын
Nah he's from Slow & Methodical.
@goldenboy9748 6 жыл бұрын
Just take life a quarter of a mile at a time
@rudefeline6802 6 жыл бұрын
Dat's my favorite vin dieesl quote
@MisterSpinalzo 6 жыл бұрын
I LIKE VIN DIESEL
@sarahsuper6162 5 жыл бұрын
I love the Vin Diesel part, because he's disconnected from reality while everyone else is freaking out about there being a trap.
@Jempai 6 жыл бұрын
Its kinda endearing how Jerma doesn't 100% fit in with the Criken group (RP based comedy) but still gets along perfectly well.
@deadeyes2803 5 жыл бұрын
can you clarify your statement sir
@memeskeyoch3375 5 жыл бұрын
oh fuck i responded to the wrong person
@memeskeyoch3375 5 жыл бұрын
@@deadeyes2803 sorry
@niuniek9358 4 жыл бұрын
@@memeskeyoch3375 well that had to be awkward
@RUWA-ly6ch 4 жыл бұрын
Memeskeyoch your son? HES FUCKED
@donkeymucles 4 жыл бұрын
8:18 I have replayed this 15x and I’m in tears
@sukurira703 Жыл бұрын
Dude, i can't express how funny that bit was. I replayed so many times and it just got funnier and funnier, i can't stop crying
@sIsReal Жыл бұрын
I love how they all stop talking to try to understand what their even hearing
@JagenRay 6 жыл бұрын
That ending was worth every second. Watching the clock tick down as he tries to get the joke out, my lord.
@xtzyshuadog 2 жыл бұрын
14:45 *and then he turned into Mr. Greenz*
@xtzyshuadog 2 жыл бұрын
15:46 *perfect execution*
@SnarkyRogue 6 жыл бұрын
I dont think Jerma was prepared for Buck's... Buck-ness. lmao
@chandlertucker7843 6 жыл бұрын
SnarkyRogue no one ever is, and it's glorious
@malhekai 6 жыл бұрын
Buck is a state of mind.
@ironrhino25 6 жыл бұрын
Buck is what happens when you feed a Jerma after midnight, we have all seen it before, Buck simply can't revert back to his original form. you could say he is the perfect Organism.
@DakarTwelve 6 жыл бұрын
I'd stick it in him.
@owen723 2 жыл бұрын
He is Jerma986
@The-toast 6 жыл бұрын
... Collateral? *Smash cut to a great distance away at the broken into bank.* *Gunshots are heard in the distance.* *A car is heard driving away* (Roll credits.)
@user-vd7io9jc8f 6 жыл бұрын
The toast beautiful.
@jesusquicksaves 5 жыл бұрын
But only one little duck cane back
@euanmacallister7728 5 жыл бұрын
still dont get this joke rip
@juicemango27 5 жыл бұрын
Tiresmoke Podcast oh damn
@space_men_8675 4 жыл бұрын
Euan MacAllister When you get a multi kill in a game, it is sometimes referred to as a collateral. It’s a pretty genius joke actually
@midlifecrisi 6 жыл бұрын
The entire Goldman team dying from jaywalking explains the law in America.
@TemmiePlays 6 жыл бұрын
midlifecrisi hates Google + you haven't seen the clip of cops beating a guy to near death for jaywalking.
@BradleyAllenLang 6 жыл бұрын
Temmie Plays! Good fuck those people
@Zhfreak 6 жыл бұрын
5:02-6:23 Speech increased to 100
@majorasmaskguy_8452 6 жыл бұрын
Zhfreak His charisma score is off the charts!
@KirioGameNote 6 жыл бұрын
Zhfreak honestly it was like jerma rolling a 7 on persuasion but tomato rolling a 1 on constitution/intelligence
@majorasmaskguy_8452 6 жыл бұрын
KirioGN More like he rolled a Natural 20
@samsonmcgloughlin 5 жыл бұрын
Would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for them meddling OSX boys and their guns too
@Moros311 6 жыл бұрын
9:38 has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. You can see the light turn green, you can hear the approaching car, and the rest is history.
@Imapigtoo 6 жыл бұрын
oh my god that tech support segment
@cabinetthekid4575 4 жыл бұрын
Mom: “we got Reservoir Dogs at home” Reservoir dogs at home:
@e2v7g 6 жыл бұрын
Once the duck song came on in the van jerma realized what he needed to do
@bitter5683 3 жыл бұрын
Just to point out he said “Vin diesel, I’ll do that” in a perfect Silvester Stallone impression.
@big9502 6 жыл бұрын
How many soundboards did it take to make this joke?
@ohgodwhy5626 6 жыл бұрын
at least 2
@ryangood5002 6 жыл бұрын
Fuck You.
@nogooglestopaskingformynam3656 6 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@Baba-yv6ml 6 жыл бұрын
Fuck You.
@nogooglestopaskingformynam3656 6 жыл бұрын
You died again?
@brockly6434 6 жыл бұрын
The tech support bit had me in tears
@refusingtoconform 3 жыл бұрын
Negotiating with an empty briefcase to 3 fully armed gang members who just murdered an associate of yours. What a fucking power move.
@LiefTheBeef 6 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what's happening and I love it
@Miltenization 6 жыл бұрын
*QUACK QUACK QUACK*
@Ragarnoy0 6 жыл бұрын
DONT PUT ME ON HOLD
@msORbedland 6 жыл бұрын
OH YOU WANTED TECH SUPPORT LEMME CONNECT YOU
@TheDeadlyTrolls 6 жыл бұрын
what song was that. im asking so i can annoy my friends with it
@keikuru1 6 жыл бұрын
Here you go, I found the song for you, feel free to share it with your friends kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rpp4qbGq0Je6f5s.html
@Oolarg 6 жыл бұрын
I'M GONNA THROW MY PHONE IN THE GARBAGE!
@canucklehead9250 6 жыл бұрын
Marvel: Infinity wars is the most ambitious crossover event in history Me:
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 6 жыл бұрын
BenAnd Zack Vinny and Jerma
@Blarchar 6 жыл бұрын
green of tree black of blue I am still waiting for that stream. It will be legendary.
@richardchicken923 6 жыл бұрын
Blarchar already happened lmao search it up
@ThatGuy-a48 6 жыл бұрын
IS THIS A CROSSOVER EPISODE!? ( Dear lord never expected this)
@garydose1918 6 жыл бұрын
that Guy there was an Intruder crossover episode too
@Mark3MSK 6 жыл бұрын
Doggy doggy what now?
@FluffyIronGolems 6 жыл бұрын
And they said Infinity was was the most ambitious crossover ever...
@FloridaManMorbid 6 жыл бұрын
Dey made vids before
@awesometris999 6 жыл бұрын
“I will find you. And I will get tech support from you” - Taken
@GermanPeter 6 жыл бұрын
This has got to be the coolest Jerma video in a really long time :D The setting, the roleplaying and the jokes were fantastic!
@Piovli 4 жыл бұрын
I cannot deny
@RedHeadRedemption27 6 жыл бұрын
Look at this celebrity packed roster, It must have taken a while to compile that list of people...
@RorschachsFace8231 6 жыл бұрын
"50% of the crew are cartoon dumbasses." Pretty sure 100% of the crew fits that description.
@anti-macro 6 жыл бұрын
That intro was GODLY.
@emanosharp 6 жыл бұрын
Zeghart reservoir dogs amirite
@MrRayen2009 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks man
@anti-macro 6 жыл бұрын
+BustUrShelf Instant sub, fantastic work
@MrRayen2009 6 жыл бұрын
thank you, holymackerel did a great job with the text and a couple touch ups too
@lordmustaine3972 6 жыл бұрын
I would like to congratulate team Goldman for getting team wiped by traffic.
@commietearsdrinker Жыл бұрын
It's only fitting that Jerma takes upon the role of Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs by surviving through the murder of all his colleagues and goes the extra mile by selling the murderers his only item at hand: A briefcase.
@Emelsh16 6 жыл бұрын
the collateral joke was fucking brilliant. saw it coming from the start, but still died laughing.
@superslendermon 6 жыл бұрын
Nova and Jerma best crossover ever
@Isaacfess 6 жыл бұрын
"ＨＥ ＢＲＯＫＥ ＴＨＥ ＲＵＬＥＳ"
@sir3543 6 жыл бұрын
James is so overrated. The intro with Lawlman is ten times funnier than anything James ever did in the entire video. I know this might sound like an "attack" but it isn't. James is funny but he is definitely out of his element here.
@KingOfChaos213 6 жыл бұрын
I only heard him once at the beginning and it seemed like it was a soundboard "OH MY GAWD!"
@denishooi7220 6 жыл бұрын
Æsir “i know it sounds like an “attack” but it isnt” “James is so overrated” “The intro is funnier than anything he’s ever done” You were right. It does sound like an attack.
@sir3543 6 жыл бұрын
Denis Hooi What I actually said: *"The intro with Lawlman is ten times funnier than anything James ever did in the entire video."* What you think I said: *"The intro is funnier than anything he’s ever done”* I guess if you're twisting my words, then it does sound like an attack.
@raicrush 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Jerma, to my knowledge, is the only one to follow through on a threat made to Buck
@ChrisNinjaEagle Жыл бұрын
Jerma is the only one who is stronger than Buck.
@inuush 6 жыл бұрын
Now that's an interesting crossover.
@ChodeMaster 5 жыл бұрын
The vin diesel voice had me in stitches
@reaIGarfield 6 жыл бұрын
THIS IS A GOD DREAM THIS IS EVERYTHING
@MiKeDaBoMb321 6 жыл бұрын
JERMA'S AN ULTRASHORT STREAM (ER) HE IS AN ULTRASHORT STREAM
@jakethompson1302 6 жыл бұрын
🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
@HighLordOfHouseIX 4 жыл бұрын
MRLAWLMAN CONFIRMED WAVY
@RoyRogerer 6 жыл бұрын
Mack, your editing is improving by the episodes, and you integrating your own creativity into the intro is absolutely amazing. Keep up the good work. To this intro, I stopped eating my pizza for a second for how brilliant I thought it was.
@MrRayen2009 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that intro was a lot of fun to shoot.
@SammyLevisosa 4 жыл бұрын
5:30 that was the sexiest, most alpha strong arm-ing business tactic I have ever witnessed.
@PyramidSongs 6 жыл бұрын
Buck is a comedy genius
@brosephnoonan223 6 жыл бұрын
No
@JohnMBlue1992 6 жыл бұрын
Hell Yeah
@chandlertucker7843 6 жыл бұрын
If everyone went as committed to the role play as buck they'd have some funny ass rounds
@antpaste 4 жыл бұрын
Chandler Tucker who was buck
@M-1996A1 4 жыл бұрын
antpaste the one who answered the phone and put him on hold
@BlairinTM 6 жыл бұрын
How can he reach the pedals?
@Darkfreed0m 6 жыл бұрын
how can he walk that fast with his stubby legs?
@ThePowerofCutleries 6 жыл бұрын
Dead meme. Like, literally.
@TheKonch 4 жыл бұрын
Eddie no
@metalgearzwei 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThePowerofCutleries you won’t be mocking us when you’re dead in a ditch in miami, florida at 8:36 pm during a rainstorm
@awesomecoolguy8857 2 жыл бұрын
@@ThePowerofCutleries erm... thats kinda cringe bro, like, dead meme man, like, literally..........
@peanutbuttercracker1 6 жыл бұрын
>mafia >constantly answering phone calls >10:36 "stuck in a loop" Is Jerma Diavolo?
@TJ-kd5tl 6 жыл бұрын
A L R I G H T H E L L O
@laurencecunningham1743 6 жыл бұрын
I was like "hey this sounds like the beginning of Reservoir Dogs...... oh."
@jopomeister 6 жыл бұрын
This game is demonic That collateral joke was beautiful
@mikotoh Жыл бұрын
is this even a fucking game??? i cant find much info on it other than its in garys mod EDIT: NVM THE FULL STREAM SAYS ITS SUB ROSA
@LenkyLad 6 жыл бұрын
It's always a lot of fun seeing peoples first reaction to Buck.
@bndawg2000 6 жыл бұрын
16:22 That moment when he turns to see what is going on is perfect.
@TF_Tony 6 жыл бұрын
9:45 The muffled anticlimactic sound effects make this even better.
@ALucienLachance 6 жыл бұрын
That ending though
@HairyHog77 6 жыл бұрын
Jerma and Nova in the same video? Never thought that'd happen.
@KingOfChaos213 6 жыл бұрын
Presses numpad key 2- "OH MY GAWD!"
@Endarz 6 жыл бұрын
that intro was fun to make, thanks Holy Mack and BustUrShelf
@BelfryHex 5 жыл бұрын
I need an MP3 of this song..
@TheDevilDriverX 6 жыл бұрын
The entire on hold part had me laughing so hard
@glennglog22 4 жыл бұрын
I appreciate that reservoir dogs intro parody.
@Levyathyn 6 жыл бұрын
"But do you have a briefcase?" SPEECH 100
@thefrub 4 жыл бұрын
"We can't ALL be the dumb guy" -words to describe too many things
@Runenut 6 жыл бұрын
this video is gold. this is the best jerma we've seen in quite a while. absolute perfection.
@michaelcharlton1519 10 ай бұрын
This might have been the greatest collab of the KZfaq Golden Era
@yeehaw5641 4 жыл бұрын
I still come back to this video and watch it whenever I'm having a bad day. Guaranteed laughter for 16 minutes.
@sIsReal Жыл бұрын
8:17 has got to be top 5 funniest things ever
@zeubersandvitch8882 6 жыл бұрын
Top Ten anime crossovers
@trainershade1937 6 жыл бұрын
There are definite benefits to being a Goldmen it seems, as there's always an opening in a hospital for a Seagull!
@trainershade1937 6 жыл бұрын
also, as usual... Buck is god's gift to man.
@danielr4812 6 жыл бұрын
Holy mackerel is doing so well with these edits, i love the creativity!
@decoy3418 6 жыл бұрын
Now this is a great collab.
@bruhcow315 4 жыл бұрын
Most definitely my favorite game of the year. It's like physics based gta5 online but done correctly
@avery7690 4 жыл бұрын
this was the better edit out of all of their versions of this bit!! i liked and subscribed ×D
@Emidretrauqe 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly there were so many amazing moments in this stream that this video simply doesn't do it justice. I laughed to the point of breathlessness at least 3 times and the stream was only around 2 hours long.
@DragonTamer-ud1qo 6 жыл бұрын
I watched this whole stream, a pure gem. I'd love to see more.
@falloutpip985 3 жыл бұрын
Buck has to be my favorite character
@Ugh-Fudge_Bwana 6 жыл бұрын
It's really convenient to have all of my video-game related subscriptions in a single video.
@CapemanProducti0ns 4 жыл бұрын
One minute in and all my dreams have already been accomplished. This is the dream cast on the dream game baby!
@redactedname5038 4 жыл бұрын
The most iconic part of this video is the manager yelling "get back in the car" during a gunfight.
@DragonSlay3r45 6 жыл бұрын
WE LOST A GOLDMEN!
@Relkin109 6 жыл бұрын
Hello? Representative? Yes, i'd like to buy the full version of the video's intro song, please.
@Bonefoot 6 жыл бұрын
:=)
@krewl1252 3 жыл бұрын
buck constantly putting jerma on hold made me cry with laughter
@iceio 5 жыл бұрын
Jerma and buck interactions are always hilarious
@danielolsson5746 6 жыл бұрын
I really hope he plays more of this game, it was hilarious.
@purplebatdragon 3 жыл бұрын
We will never surpass the peak that is proximity voice chat games.
@rozza1903 6 жыл бұрын
When people say Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover, I respond with "have you seen the Goldman retrievers?"
@jibb1451 4 жыл бұрын
You shoot me in a dream, you better get up and apologize.
@djeddjole 6 жыл бұрын
I remember Criken from his L4D series and the Nicholas Cage Zelda mod. I remember UberHaxorNova from his Gmod videos the most and then some other i cant quite recall. Great video :3
@coaltol1838 6 жыл бұрын
Chief is a national treasure, and has been since 2011.
@r3p3at78 6 жыл бұрын
This was amazing, bed banana, criken and uberhaxornova with Jerma and the intro was great
@penguinmaster7 6 жыл бұрын
please play with Nova more the internet needs more of this epic crossover!
@Sugarandmemories 6 жыл бұрын
This was such a good stream. Made my night.
@TheSidwo 6 жыл бұрын
Holy Mack you are the best editor dude.
@lestergreen360 6 жыл бұрын
The intro is legendary
@LargeToastie 6 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best streams. I couldn't stop laughing.
@sandwichhumor6170 6 жыл бұрын
This deserves so many more views
@Bropower125Games 5 жыл бұрын
Goddamit Jerma, your acting is so good you bluffed your way to a stall out victory
@spoony8506 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl this is the funniest and best video/series by jerma
@alecdt3348 6 жыл бұрын
So happy you did a video with nova buck and bed bananas!
@VendErre 2 жыл бұрын
That singing intro was absurdly good. It's a masterpiece.
@laur4620 5 ай бұрын
its such a shame this game died. we need more collab/rp games like this again.
@AndyPhu 5 жыл бұрын
One of your best videos, that intro was too good
@shaynehughes6645 4 жыл бұрын
4 little goldman went out to play over the hill and far away
@devonbakos5712 4 жыл бұрын
I cant get enough of Lawmens RP as the Goldman.
@WheezyShotta 6 жыл бұрын
Mackerel that intro oml. You've outdone yourself man aha
@MrRayen2009 6 жыл бұрын
I had the opportunity to shoot that intro. It was pretty fun lol.
@vavedern8860 6 жыл бұрын
If Nova can stream with Jerma, does that mean Jerma can be on Cow Chop?
@armaldofan10 6 жыл бұрын
He has to break something first, and then scream
@jelmo8443 6 жыл бұрын
armaldofan10 light something on fire
@959porsche 6 жыл бұрын
Don't think cowchop and jerma would mix well
@ricebix 6 жыл бұрын
armaldofan10 funny youtube man scream?
@mountaindewdruggie 6 жыл бұрын
Sadly they're both living on separate coasts so I don't see that happening anytime soon ;(