It's fucking unreal that these kids STOP rping when an absolutely FANTASTIC rp situation comes up. It's like as soon as they have to stop roleplaying as someone with tangible and easy power over others, they stop roleplaying.

“I JUST died at a bank robbery, now I’m gonna die again.” Roleplay.

> "I can't leave it's fail RP" > Has spent the entire interaction not RPing properly.

"I just willingly became a hostage." You gotta love it when some rando flawlessly plays along with the trolls. It makes the video exponentially better haha

Daniel was roleplaying way better than all those kids.

“This is the police, to the police . 20k pls” *opens fire*

''there's a police officer right there, and he doesn't have the mental capacity to open the door'' says the guy locked in a room for half an hour from eating free poisoned tacos

*Poisons cop, drags his unconscious body into a room and locks him in there* Daniel Meter: 10%

"I just willingly became a hostage because I'm bored"

3:12 "Guys, I need backup... I've-" **Passes out** This scene is just too perfect.

Imagine you walk into a convenience store and a Daniel meter suddenly appears.

"need the admins to respond this guy is actually rping and having fun instead of going on a prepubescent power trip"

I love it when kids who love dominating other kids on video games just run against the DanielWall and they start to see their limited stupid power.

"i just willingly became a hostage because im bored" *what a time to be alive*

3:08 i love how he eats the taco, and afterwards he hears a "help, he's kidnapped me" and he knows he's fucked up 😂

The best roleplayer here other than Daniel was the guy that called for backup. "Guys, I need backup. I-" *literally passes out and then dies a minute later*

I like how they straight up just spray down the hostage

I love how you are roleplaying more than most of these people

- What do I get? --- A nice long prison sentence. - *That's not a good deal at all.*

4:35 This has to be the biggest plot twist ever conceived, we were lead to believe from both his words and Daniels's antics that the Taser would not work unless you had your hands up and it was this ruse that leads Daniel to his demise.

"Police, 20k pls?" Best negotiator ever

“Store is closed” while a Swat agent pounds the door lmao

"Open the bloody door” in the most monotone American accent

funniest thing about it is their frustration with al the chaos when it's absolutely the most exciting scenario that could happen in gmod rp

"ITS FAIL RP IF I LEAVE THE SERVER!" -- Fail RP phrase of the year

This is a masterpiece

Those guys literally started blasting and murdered the hostage, im dead lmao. It's also a sad state of affairs that Daniel was the only one properly doing rp btw.

my favorite detail from this video that no one ever talks about is the fact that the police battering ram doesn't work. somehow daniel's doors are just too fucking powerful that they can't break them down.

That swat team sucked haha did not talk negotiations instead just went balls out with shooting ended up shooting the hostage.

Your content scarcity is genius, as soon as you become too recognizable, you disappear, and only reemerge when every forgets about you, allowing for endless content.

"I just died at a bank robbery and now I'm going to die again- how great." This cop is having the worst day of his life.

"Settle down, okay?" perfect line to trigger people

"I cant leave because it would be failRP" but constantly complaining out of character is good RP? lol

It's been 11 months..well worth it

Imagine this in real life. Someone keeps hostages in a grocery store and the police & the SWAT, fully armed to the teeth, walk up and ask you to open the door.

I like how the guy is failing RP because he refuses to RP as a hostage

"I cannot tase you unless your hands are up" *proceeds to tase when door opens*

"open the door" *"StOrE's cLosEd"* "Ok have a good day"

That Swat officer saying “bloody” with his American accent sounded so cringey and disgusting lol.

And when the world needed him most he vanished...

the *_legend_* finally returns!

*THATS NOT A GOOD DEAL*

The guy who said “Open the bloody door” is definitely a Discord Mod.

This is a classic you gotta watch every once in a while

We have been blessed

The LAPD finally solves the Case of the Free Poisoned Tacos. Justice has been served.

“Open the door” “We’re closed”

“Hello?” is the most bone-chilling phrase, just because of Daniel

I loled so hard at "of COURSE it's real you can't make up fake IDs!" That's literally what these nerds are doing.

I honestly have mad respect for the one random guy who thought this whole situation was so cool that they volunteered to become a hostage to play along. You can even hear them talking during the police standoff.

I love trolling in gmod rp lol. Almost every server is like a deathmatch with zero rp its kinda hilarious. The part where they gunned down an officer because he was a hostage was funny.

Talk about FailRP, the cop ran away with a gun pointed at him

Daniel in a nutshell: roleplaying a psychopathic serial killer too well that the so called “admins” deem not favourable

This is a story with a beginning, middle, and end. Outside of all the cringe-ass "fail RP" shit, this is honestly a great short story about a taco place serial killer. The beginning section introduces the killer's routine, offering laced tacos for his own sick amusement. Then the middle, the acquiring of hostages and the interactions with them, the killer is at the peak of his power and we see the roles of society reversed. Now he's calling the shots. There's really a message about authority in the way that he targets law enforcement specifically. The end,when the jig is up and he's confronted by the law, is legitimately nerve wracking, and you end up rooting for this psychopath from the sheer arrogance of the police. Despite his setbacks, the reasserting of the authority of the law, he manages to seize power one last time in the end by equipping the gun rather than dropping it, denying the SWAT agent the control of the situation he desires. This could be a movie with some re-writting and extension, and it would be a good one.

"What do I get in return?" "Aaaa... Nice long prison sentence" "That's not a good deal at all..."

The irony that people callout "fail RP", thus breaking the RP for someone else.

Every year, for the month of October, I change my username on Steam to the name of a semi-obscure video game character as my "Halloween costume." This year, 2023, I am Nano Dinkelbarry, the guy who willingly became a hostage because he was bored.

How would you rate your kidnapping? Were you satisfied with your experience?

Made my day thanks for daniels video daniel

Bro eating the taco and immediately hearing the kidnapped guy in the back is comedy gold

the irony of it is that daniel is roleplaying harder than any of these schmucks ever will

yesss

Thanks for the laugh I can't wait for the next video in a couple years!

>complains about failrp >gun down a hostage Glorious

Don't forget lads this video was called master chef daniels

Those police fail rped af

After getting shot. "Settle down, okay?"

Daniel has stopped uploading because he has moved onto doing this shit irl

*SWAT shooting doors with a rocket launcher* Daniel: The store's closed..

Wouldn't it be fail rp not to accept the water if you're dying of thirst?

The funniest part about this is that Daniel has the tone of a jaded office clerk throughout this whole thing. It contrasts really well with the screaming kids. 😂

Daniels is the best roleplayer, accurately portrayed every 7/11

The comedic timing of the 2nd cop eating the taco before the other cop tells him he’s kidnapped is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

R.I.P Police Cadet Harley Griffiths, who gave his life to catch the serial kidnapper Daniel aka. "The taco man" and saved the life of a cadet and a civilian by calling for backup, while being poisoned himself... salute to you sir 💔

"Guys i need backup *Dies*" i'm dying

Found out about your channel a couple of days ago. I have to say I don't remember the last time I laughed like that. How you do this without laughing out loud yourself is just puzzling to me. Pure artform. Hopefully you'll keep making these, looking forward to the next one. Thanks man.

"I can't leave the server because that's fail RP" Saying something is fail RP is totally OOC sir

Settle down, okay?

see you in 6 months

Daniel you are changing the titles on old videos. They are now showing up on recommendations. Nice work

"oh I just willingly became a hostage 'cause I'm bored" - absolute chad

*Store's closed due to aids*

is it always bad RP from "police" on these servers when they are in a bad situation? Then when they think they have the upper hand everything they do should be obeyed?

Keeps me coming back like a favorite childhood meal.

"I just died at a bank robbery now I'm going to die again" Hahahahahah idk why that's so funny

Gotta' love Daniel, man. Even with his calm, monotone voice, he was the only good RPer there than these robotic, power-hungry, no-fun allowed, boring people.

"Next one in a couple days" what the heck, Dad.

I watch this at least once a week.

"Oh I just willingly became a hostage because I'm bored" that sums up my entire gaming career in a nutshell

2:39 words to live by

The cop reminds me of the guy Daniel wanted to fish with in his Altis video

Real ones remember the original name of this video

Man, its insane how these guys have so many rules for rping that they actually straight up don't know how to rp anymore when a fucking crazy interesting prompt scenario just falls into their lap. it's sad, like theyre not even in it for the rp anymore lol

The man, the myth, the legend. He's back!

Store's closed

Changing the title in something absolutely cryptic does put videos back into recommended. Daniel playing KZfaq Algorithm smart man.

Atleast that Harley Griffiths guy was still keeping the RP scenario going during the hostage situation, that first kid gave up and got bored the moment he didn't have power any more.

Daniel I miss you

Who would win? Professionaly trained police forces or some crispy mexican bois