Is Bao a Hag?

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2 ай бұрын

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@ivanbluecool 2 ай бұрын

Bao: I am 18 Chat: season 4

@Ragnell123 2 ай бұрын

Closer to season 10 lol

@Is_mail22 2 ай бұрын

Still only 22

@SzaraSzarancza 2 ай бұрын

I didn't know that after a decade they decided to make another edition of this series.🤔

@Stevonicus 2 ай бұрын

Bao has been 18 for several years, but Hikaru Station is a totally different kettle of fish

@marvinhubregtse5776 2 ай бұрын

like dr who season 4 on netflix right XD

@ozarazil5745 2 ай бұрын

Bao it's ok, Hags are in demand now

@pandamoniumsan 2 ай бұрын

hag stocks def on the rise

@steventonche1037 2 ай бұрын

Always have been

@NotsilYmerej 2 ай бұрын

The age of 30 is in demand

@Jormyyy 2 ай бұрын

GOOD AS IT SHOULD BE I LOVE WOMEN THAT ARE ABOVE ME IN AGE

@buttAttack 2 ай бұрын

Its like leveling up in life. The bigger the number the hotter the stats.

@CRAgamer 2 ай бұрын

30 is the beginning of it. And you level up a tier every 5 years.

@Mutualititve 2 ай бұрын

At lv35 you become a sage.

@Jormyyy 2 ай бұрын

@@Mutualititvethat's when you select a subclass

@klogington 2 ай бұрын

Hag is a mindset. A way of being. It is not merely an age.

@YaMuthasOnion 2 ай бұрын

FACTS! It becomes a way of life lol

@Tukenfarben 2 ай бұрын

This question coming up so quickly after her parents visited means they sat her down and had THE TALK with her. That one where your parents remind you they don't have grandchildren from you yet and stress how you're not getting any younger...

@DistractedGlobeGuy 2 ай бұрын

She's been struggling to reconcile her American upbringing with her immutable human need to breed for the last two years. She might actually beat Rissa to the punch.

@bebop_557 2 ай бұрын

Is that not just one of the standard immigrant family things? It's like getting your ass beat by the wooden spoon, or being chewed out in your native language. It transcends boundaries.

@Zenobiwan 2 ай бұрын

hag is also a mindset (just ask matara), and i'm pretty sure Bao is still way too "princess babygirl" to be considered a hag

@Afrochilla 2 ай бұрын

*The age of 30 is in demand...*

@alistairbolden6340 2 ай бұрын

Geriatric pregnancy is in demand? As if.

@Jakeshark 2 ай бұрын

You're out here having kids? Get real

@magickoopa24 2 ай бұрын

The Chad "age of 30 is in demand" marine vs the Virgin "hagmaxxing" Matara

@alistairbolden6340 2 ай бұрын

@@Jakeshark Well, It seemed like a good move, I'm European... we get payed to have kids over here, free medical and some nice tax breaks for each kid.

@Jakeshark 2 ай бұрын

@alistairbolden6340 whatever you say, breeder

@austinm5630 2 ай бұрын

Bao: Show me a clip of me grunting. Me: Would you prefer the one where you had to get the blender off the top shelf or one of the dozen featuring Blaidd?

@Gutsu_ 2 ай бұрын

Our Hagsama 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️

@Vanom. 2 ай бұрын

Bao was just waiting for the one message to tell her she wasn't a hag.

@illdecidelater723 2 ай бұрын

"Why would i have to worry about the 27 club?" Said the absolutly exceptional singer with an extrememly devoted fan base XD

@Abdega 2 ай бұрын

Bao… your lore age is 4.5 billion years old…

@kevinb9738 2 ай бұрын

Bao your fine. 18 plus 22 is still young for you

@runikvarze6191 Ай бұрын

"What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty?" Bao, you haven't been innocent in a very, very long time. We asked Blaidd.

@therecombinant6215 2 ай бұрын

Hag isn’t an age range. It is a mindset and practicing dark magic. Like, you have to eat kids.

@NotsilYmerej 2 ай бұрын

Do they have to be born first or…

@Jormyyy 2 ай бұрын

@@NotsilYmerejnah

@ghostfur987 2 ай бұрын

And use a cauldron

@sw33t.angela 2 ай бұрын

Bao definitely eats kids

@aceundead4750 Ай бұрын

@@ghostfur987 depending on the species of whale their mouth kinda expands to look like a cauldron, with mouths large enough to eat children. We just need evidence of dark magic practice.

@rafnael8807 2 ай бұрын

As Timmy's dad said to Timmy: "How old are you?"

@Abi_B1989 2 ай бұрын

5 minutes of pure and high quality copium

@fiyahquacker2835 2 ай бұрын

You sure it ain't old and crusty yet?

@TheAsexualJellyBean 2 ай бұрын

Never ask: A woman her age. A man his salary. Bao what 18+7 is.

@NotsilYmerej 2 ай бұрын

@Is_mail22 2 ай бұрын

@TheModdedwarfare3 Ай бұрын

@@NotsilYmerejya stupid

@TheIFerreiraoliveira 2 ай бұрын

Guess im a fossil then since im 25

@rikustorm13 2 ай бұрын

Oof same

@shex9 Ай бұрын

Ohhhh I’m 34 💀 😢

@aceundead4750 Ай бұрын

@@shex9 1 more year and you return to atoms

@zachariahkindle8926 25 күн бұрын

Only online, irl we be fine 😅

@duhotatoday3277 2 ай бұрын

As a devout FallenShadow follower, I consider every woman above the age of 13 to be an ancient one🙏🏻😭

@yozorayazawa4421 Ай бұрын

If her age isn't on the clock... 😭

@kanazak2 2 ай бұрын

Once you feel you have more in common with retired grandmothers than young adults just graduating college, having their second kid, celebrating their 5th anniversary in a single stable relationship, or getting their first promotion, I think.

@sausagedogs100 2 ай бұрын

why is there a big bao drawing above chat

@Ragnell123 2 ай бұрын

That’s the bao berry

@bug5654 2 ай бұрын

Berry good question.

@okname5335 2 ай бұрын

because its the baoberry

@mechanicgrimm3117 2 ай бұрын

Just YT Baoberry lol, it's frickin' masterpiece

@datafoxy 2 ай бұрын

Bao hagfish model when?

@arkardomx 2 ай бұрын

She's definitely older than 18 but the hag shit is already exhausting so I don't blame her for being annoyed

@LatinaGaming88 2 ай бұрын

legally 25

@asambi69 2 ай бұрын

As a Hag collector, I welcome Bao.

@LyaksandraB Ай бұрын

22. You get one year to enjoy drinking and then it's over.

@Enderborn-qc2vw 11 күн бұрын

Bro, wth.

@leonardorosa8711 2 ай бұрын

on the internet anything pass 17 is considered a fossil just waiting for the end

@friendlyhobo6483 2 ай бұрын

Kids call anyone over 21 a boomer.

@Afrochilla 2 ай бұрын

You people literally can't even decide which age to agree on 💀

@undead_corsair 2 ай бұрын

Tbf Giri, Zentraya, Matara, you'll be in good company. But there's no way I believe Bao is near 30, she must be younger than me.

@British_Rogue 2 ай бұрын

1:05 Nijisanji EN getting real brave again. Seems they need to be sent back to the Shadow Realm.

@mctankies 2 ай бұрын

Three more years and I get my wizard powers. More like 2 1/2 years actually.

@Turtleboy-qi4if 2 ай бұрын

Shes only 3years older then me. is this how it feels to be around the same ageas a influencer!

@garethdewhurst1499 2 ай бұрын

Bao the Pillow Hag just doesn't have quite the same ring to it

@LoonyLiberal 2 ай бұрын

47-year-old me is sitting this one out.

@newgodskane 2 ай бұрын

six years left

@Harpo2377 2 ай бұрын

We love our baoba yaga❤

@gonzalovera9343 2 ай бұрын

I believe it's at 30, but i've heard marine say that at 27 is when the effects start

@fiyahquacker2835 2 ай бұрын

I dont think hags but then again there are probably some r34 for hag ravens from skyrim somewhere. Cougars, Milfs, Gilfs, Dilfs and other similar titles definitely are in demand.

@Apachesoyo 2 ай бұрын

My favorite granny vtuber

@TheRealSkillaholic 2 ай бұрын

So this is how I found out Bao is younger than me

@haydenTenno- 2 ай бұрын

Your body starts dying at around 25.

@TheSpinia 2 ай бұрын

Our favorite hagtuber

@BrandoNoCaps 23 сағат бұрын

She’s pulling the Ishowspeed thing

@flyingfish7787 2 ай бұрын

Ok, ok. Time to get your med and go to sleep, granny.😊

@NeuronActivation 2 ай бұрын

I would say that once you're 30, you're no longer young but you arent old. But Bao shouldn't have to worry, she's a virtual anime whale girl so she'll be 18 all her life

@UwU-xk5cx 2 ай бұрын

Everything over 12 is hag territory

@bug5654 2 ай бұрын

FBI, This post right here.

@UwU-xk5cx 2 ай бұрын

@@bug5654 I now realize the implications of my comment and deeply regret the posting of it, however I will leave it up for comedic value

@DistractedGlobeGuy 2 ай бұрын

I don't think Shondo's gonna be happy to find out you've been talking to other women while she was in the Silly Room.

@mechanicgrimm3117 2 ай бұрын

Typical Blue Archive enjoyer

@boomerdoomer7534 2 ай бұрын

The wall is coming Bao....

@Disappointed_Philosoraptor 2 ай бұрын

hag is more about personality than age, is it not? If youre the most wholesome bean you simply go from aunty to lovely granny, no?

@UMninja 2 ай бұрын

The path to becoming an empty egg carton is shorter than they think

@Himothy_Himbo_Himson 2 ай бұрын

Cant wait for the hagflation

@josepholsen9831 2 ай бұрын

Back in the Hippie era (1960’s-70’s for you zoomers) it was, don’t trust anyone over 30. I’d say “hag” refers to the same.

@Somerandompokemon 2 ай бұрын

Wait bao you are 18?! Holy hell you are you are younger than me. Thats actually pretty cool!

@TheSpinia 2 ай бұрын

yeah, she's been 18 for 4 years now lmao

@FutureAIDev2015 Ай бұрын

I'd say it depends on lots of factors, but I think for most people hag territory doesn't really start until you're past like 50. For some people, they never reach it because they don't really age in terms of personality that far.

@RusticRonnie Ай бұрын

it was insane seeing people actually put 20 as a hag. and I am not sure they were all joking

@hirotakasugi4891 Ай бұрын

According to Leonardo DiCaprio, 25yrs old.

@Dvalarogg 2 ай бұрын

Well, you can't spell "shag" without "hag".

@BrandoNoCaps 23 сағат бұрын

She was 18 last year💀

@MDG-mykys 2 ай бұрын

I was tempted to write "your age"

@gdttdeggegdh5471 2 ай бұрын

minus 10

@sinner506 Ай бұрын

Bao should collab with Houshou Marine

@popburnsy3207 2 ай бұрын

If you have to ask...

@PlasmaWisp100 2 ай бұрын

I feel like hag pertains to one’s personality in addition to age. Like anyone can get old, but you have to be crotchety AND old to be a hag lol

@math_7911 2 ай бұрын

Bao, watch Logan's Run 😂

@liallen9380 2 ай бұрын

I feel there's unfortunate implications in anyone saying "hag" age is 18 or so...

@LordDRutger 2 ай бұрын

if your asking its already to late

@user-sv8xk4uv5w 2 ай бұрын

Well then, here to Bao new persona First, the Whale Second, the Yandere Third, the Hag 😂❤

@bug5654 2 ай бұрын

They're the same picture.

@chickenator1898 2 ай бұрын

It's too late when you ask

@freddyfazbearscout1661 2 ай бұрын

Its baover

@Toneill029 2 ай бұрын

Can’t bao legally drink in America?

@FSKyurem 2 ай бұрын

The answer is don’t worry about it. My source is that I made it the f-ck up

@robertwallen1582 Ай бұрын

30! Nuff said!

@djjacob171 2 ай бұрын

I just passed the 22 Mark. I'm now 23 am I considered a hag?

@bug5654 2 ай бұрын

Not female, men age into Prime Chadom until at 60s so long as you take care of yourself.

@Gor1ockBlah 2 ай бұрын

From my baby sister pov its 24. I was confused until i saw some old wrinkled stress millennial and zoomers look older then me, And im 30.

@muaddib4378 2 ай бұрын

woah ok bao age confirmed 18 as of right now

@entropy7705 Ай бұрын

Shes older but I assume it's for the bit

@KatcherKat 2 ай бұрын

Me when older women 😏

@Jormyyy 2 ай бұрын

🤤🤤🥴🥴😮‍💨😮‍💨

@KatcherKat 2 ай бұрын

@@Jormyyy you get me

@akku_1 Ай бұрын

HAGLOVE! (excluding Bao since she's not a hag, I guess)

@PoisonedIV 2 ай бұрын

some weirdos would say 15

@EndranExit 2 ай бұрын

Nah bro too *old* xD

@somedudewatchintv5297 2 ай бұрын

I thought it was 25

@Seissmo 2 ай бұрын

COPIUM

@Stevonicus 2 ай бұрын

Hag is still preferable to crone

@GuyCox-cv8jp 2 ай бұрын

You're petty ❤

@baltakatei Ай бұрын

Hag / cynical witch age? It can be as young as 8, if the Tiffany Aching series by Terry Pratchett is any guide.

@TheMainAttractionn 2 ай бұрын

Hey 18 and 30 isn’t that far so enjoy it

@NafanyaZX 2 ай бұрын

Depends on who you ask. Certain bears claim it's 13.

@raidcrhonos 2 ай бұрын

36-ish

@shadowimagery 2 ай бұрын

@bao 1:05 bao: tweets that she's "18" 2:05 also bao: "I didn't say anything about my age." 🤦🤣

@petercooper456 2 ай бұрын

If 30ish makes someone a hag then I’m decrepit.

@avroarchitect1793 2 ай бұрын

any pregnancies after age 30 are called geriatric pregnancies for good reasons, medical reasons

@cavalierliberty6838 2 ай бұрын

@@avroarchitect1793I thought that was after 34. Did they lower the age?

@avroarchitect1793 2 ай бұрын

@@cavalierliberty6838 I've always heard it was at 30. So maybe? Post 30 you start running into exponentially higher probabilities of various diseases, and disabilities for every year older the mother gets. By 40 its something like a 60% chance of autism/aspergers in the child.

@petercooper456 2 ай бұрын

I’m surprised I didn’t know that.

@99onone50 2 ай бұрын

@Feanturo Ай бұрын

Nowadays if you are a v-tuber and say you are 18 it`s considered a lie and you are put in the hag category. Thank Marine for that.

@MeanAndPristine Ай бұрын

Hag is 25

@rhaven090 2 ай бұрын

@themagikarpmaster4105 2 ай бұрын

Child

@ViewOf 2 ай бұрын

25, definitely

@friendlyhobo6483 2 ай бұрын

Older women are in demand. They tend to have a more balanced outlook on life and have kinda grown out of that "i wanna experience the wild side of life" stage.

@fiyahquacker2835 2 ай бұрын

Or the opposite is the case and they turn into bao after having live a boring and/or normal life.

@avroarchitect1793 2 ай бұрын

mostly because they hit the wall and are loosing their beauty and the attention of men. Its not maturing, its "I'm scared to die alone now that Chad isn't calling me anymore"

@DistractedGlobeGuy 2 ай бұрын

Somebody's been reading Poor Richard's Almanac.

@Jormyyy 2 ай бұрын

@@avroarchitect1793goofy ahh incel mindset.

@qersy127 2 ай бұрын

That's not represented in the statistics, that shows men greatly prefer dating women younger than themselves. The primary drive behind our desire to date is mating, and older women have a significantly higher rate of miscarriage and birth defects. Experience and emotional regulation are good qualities, but age will be more important to the average person.

@klon_d_ike 2 ай бұрын

No way she 18 right?

@manky_man6136 2 ай бұрын

She’s told stories on how she is when she drinks so she’s definitely in her 20’s

@cavalierliberty6838 2 ай бұрын

@@manky_man6136I think bao is like 33.

@manky_man6136 2 ай бұрын

@@cavalierliberty6838 she did say she’s the same age as Yuzu but idk how old she is.

@Rytonic69 2 ай бұрын

Hags are women in their 50s. Women in their thirties aren't hags, and there's no reason to be ashamed of the ageing process

@Sheriff_Curtis 2 ай бұрын

R/wooosh

@caraprism9074 2 ай бұрын

Hag is *NOT* a word to describe a woman in her 50s???? Hag is more like 80s-90s, better yet, how about we stop using that incel ass word to describe women please, I don’t think anyone knows what it means anymore. I genuinely can’t tell if people are joking anymore… it’s so overrrr

@BrandoNoCaps 23 сағат бұрын

Nah you definitely ain’t 18 buddy

@IroquoisGaming 2 ай бұрын

No but she is banned

@jaywhite9397 2 ай бұрын

It depends on the space you're in. Generally speaking you aren't legitimately a "hag" until Your mid to late 40's. And even then it really depends on how gracefully or ungracefully you age. But as I stated before; it really depends on the social space you're in. 35 isn't really that old. But a 35 year old athlete is ancient. 35 isn't young either. But a 35 year old president might as well be a baby face fresh out of college. But talking strictly about sexual appeal through the lenses of most men there are a few requirements to be considered a Hag as male desirability is far more forgiving than the way women judge other women. So no Bao, if you're reading this. You aren't a Hag yet.

@williamkimball4901 Ай бұрын

Well, overwhelming majority, 90+% of eggs are gone by 30, so the VERY LAST age/year one would consider having 4 kids (assuming kids were desired to be had), would be the threshold of hag territory.