Is Elaine Dating A Married Man? | The Strongbox

Is Elaine Dating A Married Man? | The Strongbox | Seinfeld

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"You're the bear claw in the garbage bag of my life."
From Seinfeld Season 9 Episode 14, 'The Strongbox': As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@stevenlu897 10 ай бұрын

When Lois Loan met Clark Can't.

@toebeans3985 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@LowLevelNC 10 ай бұрын

This is worthy of a pin.

@jocu475 10 ай бұрын

@@LowLevelNChow? He doesn’t even know the difference between loan and lone

@nthgth 10 ай бұрын

Haha nice one! 😄

@Pepsolman 10 ай бұрын

Underrated pun.

@moxica93 10 ай бұрын

"He's the 'Got-No-Green Lantern!'"

@travisdonaldstanley6420 10 ай бұрын

Bahhaahhaahaa!

@XFS540 10 ай бұрын

“You’re the bear claw… in the garbage bag of my life.” 😭 Such a beautiful line.

@jenniferadams7582 10 ай бұрын

Every time I see a bear claw in bakery I think of this scene

@toebeans3985 10 ай бұрын

⁠@@jenniferadams7582Every time I see a Twix candy bar, George Contanza screaming TWIIIX comes to mind. 😂

@jenniferadams7582 10 ай бұрын

@@toebeans3985 similar but when i see a TwixI think of George saying "we all know Twix is the only candy with a cookie crunch"

@truthhurts3524 10 ай бұрын

Goes well with Jerry’s “Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push. You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over” line.

@LowLevelNC 10 ай бұрын

Newman enjoyed a pair of bear claws. Lol

10 ай бұрын

4:54 his apartment has an actual green lantern 😂

@jenniferadams7582 10 ай бұрын

Holy crap you're right!

@rattus3102 10 ай бұрын

Well spotted! 👏👏

@bradford_shaun_murray 10 ай бұрын

no accident

@MrAntiOrdinary 10 ай бұрын

Genius

@AsentrixYT 24 күн бұрын

bango bince!

@TheTruthKiwi 10 ай бұрын

When the guy threw out the dishwater and some got in Elaine's eye I lol'd.

@GaryYork-tk2ow 10 ай бұрын

"Green suit, power ring!" "I don't care for jewelry on men."

@richardsamuelgustavo 10 ай бұрын

"What if he's married?" "Kramer?" for some reason that was hilarious

@josemaria8177 10 ай бұрын

One of my favourite twists of the show

@12Blueace 10 ай бұрын

“You’re poor and married.”

@leir2005 10 ай бұрын

@@12BlueaceLooks like it 😂

@kev3d 9 ай бұрын

The Got-No-Green Lantern's love nest would rent for about $4000 in New York City. $6000 in Manhattan.

@jeffryphillipsburns Ай бұрын

Finally. Thank you.

@JustSomeCanadianGuy 10 ай бұрын

“Hey Elaine…. maybe his girlfriend is Lois Loan!” 😁

@LegionIscariot 10 ай бұрын

If you're having an affair do it someplace your SO doesn't have a key 😂

@fernandesl 10 ай бұрын

i mean the guy couldnt even afford donuts

@bish0p2004 10 ай бұрын

Or just don't have an affair at all

@lovewhitey4462 10 ай бұрын

Good luck in 2023 🚨😂💥🕵️‍♀️

@nychris2258 10 ай бұрын

Ironically that apartment on Saint Marks would be like 4,500 bucks a month these days.

@AndrewReevesArt 10 ай бұрын

And a quarter of the size 😂

@nychris2258 10 ай бұрын

@@AndrewReevesArt No probably that size, just nicely renovated.

@lonelyheroine 7 ай бұрын

And unfurnished. With no fireplace.

@keithbannister9271 2 ай бұрын

Still, even if it were renovated it is not worth $4,500-$5,000 a month..... that's a mortgage payment for goodness sake!!!

@nychris2258 2 ай бұрын

@@keithbannister9271 But it's not a mortgage payment in NYC

@charlesyoung9980 9 ай бұрын

He's not married, he's poor. 😂😂

@ironleeFPS 10 ай бұрын

It’s weird watching this when you’re also poor.

@niiii_niiii 10 ай бұрын

Do you wear one of those barrels with the straps?

@redacted2275 10 ай бұрын

Nah, the character of Elaine is just awful... she had no problem dating him thinking he was married at first. But then again, I'm sure you would never take your date to a back alley to literally eat out of the garbage.

@TheTruthKiwi 10 ай бұрын

@@redacted2275I was surprised she actually ate the bear claw. 😂

@mostlyends 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, agree!

@lawrencehawkins7198 10 ай бұрын

"He's poor." This is a serious DC, NYC, LA thing.

@cactaceous 4 ай бұрын

Right, because no poor people live anywhere else.

@ratgirl13 4 ай бұрын

I think this is one of the funniest episodes of Seinfeld. This show never got old for me-❤

@luckynedpepper9030 10 ай бұрын

George eats out of garbage cans too!

@Bout_TreeFiddy 10 ай бұрын

It was above the garbage

@nthgth 10 ай бұрын

Trash-adjacent.. is trash.

@danyoutube7491 2 ай бұрын

@@Bout_TreeFiddy Well this was even more separated, the slightly passed their best doughnuts were protected from the existing garbage by being inside their very own plastic bag!

@dms79 10 ай бұрын

Is he wretchedly poor? Does he wear one of those barrels with the straps?

@o._c. 10 ай бұрын

😂. This show’s funny ages so well.

@lonelyheroine 10 ай бұрын

Yes, I would imagine. Not to mention Kleenex boxes on his feet for shoes, stuffed with newspapers. Then, for rainy days, there's torn up plastic garbage bags to put over said boxes.

@QuentrixMovies 10 ай бұрын

3:58 what a great life hack!

@truthhurts3524 10 ай бұрын

…does he wear one of those barrels with the straps?

@GRosa250 10 ай бұрын

A girl I knew in the late 90’s would volunteer at the homeless shelter and started falling for one of the men there. She kept saying he just needed a break because he was having bad luck in life. After trying to make something of it with him she finally realized that there was no helping him and she gave up.

@georgedasani9095 10 ай бұрын

Hate to say it but some people are just born to be losers…

@shivanshkhare5943 10 ай бұрын

@@georgedasani9095 Like you?

@doctorshutup9817 10 ай бұрын

Just like a Disney movie.

@scslre 10 ай бұрын

@@georgedasani9095conservative take

@peterisawesomeplease 10 ай бұрын

I work out religiously, I volunteer, I am a reliable friend, I go out, I made a bunch of money. But I think that homeless man has gotten more love for a woman than I ever have. I think I need a do everything the opposite moment.

@jeffryphillipsburns Ай бұрын

He’s living in New York. Of course he’s poor. All of his pay goes to rent.

@lonelyheroine 7 ай бұрын

"That's it---I'm chucking the flower." lol

@ralphjenkinsak 10 ай бұрын

John: " you find yourself with a poor boyfriend in the alley, you see donuts in the trashcan and you think to yourself, what the heck, ill just eat some trash with my boyfriend" - jerry seinfeld. what is she george costanza

@lonelyheroine 10 ай бұрын

Great mashup of two classic episodes.

@joemcguire9988 10 ай бұрын

If he’s green lantern you’d be Carol Ferris! KEEP UP, ELAINE!

@stagna1959 10 ай бұрын

Ending of the episode is hilarious. George cant get rid of his 2 girlfriends and he decides to buy himself out of this mess George, in Jerry's apartment with Kramer, Jerry, and Elaine: *All right, I'm gonna try givin' them fifty-five dollars each* George, to Elaine: *"What do you think?"* Elaine: *"Give me forty, you'll never see me again."*

@XFS540 10 ай бұрын

“It's a big night. I'm, uh, ice skating with one, and going to a staged reading of Godspell with the other.”

@LowLevelNC 10 ай бұрын

So this is still not over? No And you? No 😂😂😂

@Jose-se9pu 10 ай бұрын

*bites ginger man's head clean off*

@JustSomeCanadianGuy 10 ай бұрын

“Elaine…. you are the bear claw…. in the garbage bag of my life.” That’s the kind of flowery prose I come up with my girlfriend. She’s told me she’s not impressed! 🤣

@toebeans3985 10 ай бұрын

⁠@@eyeyamTGHe said this is the kind of prose he comes up with, not that he used this particular line. Maybe, he will respond with an example.

@emogolem 10 ай бұрын

@@eyeyamTG most of what you read online is fake anyways

@christopherbramwell8262 10 ай бұрын

"I'll vet ya' a cord of wood for your apartment. And a box of bear claws. How 'bout that"?

@moviesforrandy Ай бұрын

you know you got the girl when she is eating out the garbage with you.

@eduardo_corrochio 10 ай бұрын

a Random Seinfeld Connection--- Newman, ordering at the counter in a jovial mood: "Pair of bear claws, please."

@tristramcoffin926 10 ай бұрын

At least she wasn't dating a man who wears jewelry.

@raulduke6105 10 ай бұрын

The ain’t got no green lantern 😂

@OziBlokeTimG 17 күн бұрын

In NY city, everyone is poor, even the rich. They just don't realise it.

@TheBehm08 3 ай бұрын

It’s a bear claw!

@gu9838 10 ай бұрын

what a great story you think he has a gf or wife and plot twist HES POOR lol

@moldren5263 10 ай бұрын

She was Lois Loan all along. I knew it.

@rurudtsafg 10 ай бұрын

Even poor people got more rizz than me.😭

@someguy42093 Ай бұрын

Anybody else eanna nail the social worker?

@YoungGandalf2325 10 ай бұрын

How much would an apartment like that cost in NYC?

@dont-want-no-wrench 10 ай бұрын

if you have to ask...

@Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward 10 ай бұрын

George is getting upset

@dorothymead6245 10 ай бұрын

So funny 🤣🤣.

@amonralice 10 ай бұрын

Barrel with straps 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@hood_TheJoker Ай бұрын

I wouldn't depend on the green hornet 😆

@abcdefgh4404 10 ай бұрын

Love it 😂😂😂

@Gamingnstuff131 9 ай бұрын

Lois Loan 🤣

@tpgeraghty 6 ай бұрын

What is the Seinfeld episode where Elaine is directing another woman's life decisions?

@curtisbrown5939 3 ай бұрын

"How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop"?🦉

@phoenixgamer1565 10 ай бұрын

Lois Loan is a reference to Lois Lane from Superman. The guy's wife played Smallville's Superman's mother, Martha Kent.

@grinchoi1 2 ай бұрын

This the same apartment Cole moved into in Martin?

@_679_ 10 ай бұрын

This show makes me wanna Turn into Vladimir Makarov

@c0mputer 10 ай бұрын

There's no way there's a cord of wood in that apartment. A cord of wood is 4' X 4' X 8'.

@steelyspielbergo 8 ай бұрын

that's only 16 square feet stacked to the ceiling.

@standoughope 10 ай бұрын

Okay who wrote that opening bit from Elaine? It sounds like something both Jerry and Larry would've said. I'm leaning that Jerry wrote it.

@giladshulkin1443 10 ай бұрын

Larry was out of Seinfeld by this point

@OneLoveRSR 10 ай бұрын

Dan O'Keefe co-wrote the story with Billy Kimball and wrote the first draft of the script. Jerry was the head writer this season so, even though he didn't write an actual episode the final two seasons, every script went through his rewrite. However, unlike in seasons 1-7 when Jerry & Larry together would rewrite by themselves, Jerry would bring in a select few of the writers to help add a different perspective, so depending on who was in the small group during this script's rewrite session, it could be attributed to anyone if it wasn't in O'Keefe's original draft, including Jerry.

@stevenanderson7046 9 ай бұрын

Wow, there used to be fireplaces in nyc?

@cactaceous 4 ай бұрын

Sure. My grandparents had a fireplace. They barely used it though. I knew other people who had fireplaces growing up also. They lived in 3 or 4 story walk ups. Small buildings.

@aishwaryadeepak4306 7 ай бұрын

Now you see, why people like me don't date. It's not me, it's you people. 😂

@freemason4979 10 ай бұрын

I wouldnt care if Lainee was poor

@Soul.Is.Willing 10 ай бұрын

Why did Elaine ask if that was his home, where did she think she was?

@Cloudancer2024 10 ай бұрын

His "love nest," or a cheap little place he rented specifically to take his side chicks

@eduardo_corrochio 10 ай бұрын

@@Cloudancer2024 Would the French term pieds-à-terre fall into this category? It's basically a second or temporary home, not one's main household.

@Soul.Is.Willing 10 ай бұрын

@@Cloudancer2024 Elaine wouldn't of went to that.

@redacted2275 10 ай бұрын

@@Soul.Is.WillingShe thought he was married and questioned being there: *in her head she was there, Sherlock.*

@DrT0705 10 ай бұрын

@@eduardo_corrochio kudos on the profile name! A real Seinfeld deep cut.

@cefinau 10 ай бұрын

What other episodes were they suspicious of someone, decided they were innocent, then found out the person actually was guilty? The glue sniffing accountant, this guy, any others?

@12Blueace 10 ай бұрын

There was the woman from the aids-walk list who seemed too good for Jerry until he learned she was hoarding today sponges.

@nthgth 10 ай бұрын

@@12Blueacethat's kind of the opposite. The twist was she turned out to have a healthy amount of depravity after all, a good thing

@stanhanley6004 9 ай бұрын

jerry keeps insisting his gf is cheating on him with his cousin, then says "wanna get some pizza?" when hes wrong

@dana.j9062 10 ай бұрын

I think you are very beautiful.... That will do 😂😂

@moviesforrandy 12 күн бұрын

Elaine would have been the perfect girl for me.

@lagarde2011 10 ай бұрын

Trey Clegg from Capitol.

@Laura-tp8wz 13 күн бұрын

Yes!!!

@Cardio1027 5 ай бұрын

😅This Is Definitely My Story. I Dated A Guy Who I Found Out Was Poor.

@sreeharivenat8002 10 ай бұрын

Why don't I remember this guy?

@planetX15 10 ай бұрын

Because he was a very forgettable character

@jamesdragonforce 10 ай бұрын

Elain would be blasted in the modern day.

@QAZ-OMEN 10 ай бұрын

Chair , hot and spicy Thai maybe Mexican , lethal injection feels like pasta lol That be a difficult choice. Probably something I'm Deadly allergic to , never had , and/or outrageous LOL.

@lemonhead162 4 күн бұрын

I'm Lois Loan!

@upland77 10 ай бұрын

Rich people making fun of the poor is hilarious

@commentandlikedistributor 10 ай бұрын

Lois Loan

@EbonyCoulter6723 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 Eline Eline

@cdes68 10 ай бұрын

All those who watch these re runs are onset probably eh.

@TheTruthKiwi 10 ай бұрын

What the f are you talking about?

@cabzxs 4 ай бұрын

This might go over a lot of people but superheroes were not mainstream at the time. Most people that watched the show would react like Elaine being told about Green Lantern or Bizarro Superman.

@nancygowster 10 ай бұрын

The plotlines became weaker and weaker over time.

@redacted2275 10 ай бұрын

Don't worry, Nancy, it's season 9: soon it would be all over! You can be happy again in your life knowing that...

@piehound 10 ай бұрын

I guess that happens to many men who get married. The wife gets everything and the man ends up poor and / or dead. Is it worth it ??????????????????? If the women at least LOOKED good and were good in bed. But that would be asking WAY WAY WAY too much.