George Gets Obsessed With A Beautiful Woman's Boyfriend | The English Patient

George Gets Obsessed With A Beautiful Woman's Boyfriend | The English Patient | Seinfeld

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"I guess I showed Neil who's Neil."
From Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 17 'The English Patient': Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cuban cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@scaf5363 10 ай бұрын

George not realizing his personality is the problem is the funniest thing.

@RJKYEG 10 ай бұрын

How many guys out there are George? They think that women aren't interested because they're not rich or good looking - but it's not those things holding them back.

@standoughope 10 ай бұрын

George is like an incel mascot

@HistoriasEmpresariales 10 ай бұрын

hahahaha never realized this, although George got it a lot

@joeydonuts574 10 ай бұрын

@@standoughopeGeorge gets women all the time though.

@redacted2275 10 ай бұрын

@@joeydonuts574These people are imbeciIes: this neurotic, nerdy type of guy was the trend in the 90s. Case in point: Woody Allen, Rivers Cuomo. They're not inceIs.

@mihaimarchidann5067 7 ай бұрын

Now I get how George thinks: he doesn't want the fish, he wants to know how to fish.

@mattm7798 3 ай бұрын

It's actually quite smart...instead of accepting the single fish, which given George's track record with women, is doomed to fail, learn HOW to fish for the future. George is playing chess while we're all playing checkers :)

@josemaria8177 10 ай бұрын

George acting like he could never talk to a beautiful woman, even though most of his girlfriends are out of his self proclaimed league

@bngr_bngr 10 ай бұрын

Especially the wealthy ones.

@silkywaves4254 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@silkywaves4254 10 ай бұрын

how he impressed them at the first place is still a mystery for me 😛

@vanessabravo1774 10 ай бұрын

MARISA TOMEI DUDE, MARISA TOMEI 😮

@AlvinValkenheiser-zs4dl 10 ай бұрын

@@vanessabravo1774for some reason when I read this it was in Jerry's voice

@nosoupforyou7995 10 ай бұрын

I love how Jerry is there to shut down every hope George has. 😂😂

@konnykontant 10 ай бұрын

Given how George acted like a douche with a hair piece on, Jerry helps him stay grounded 😅

@kingslayer447 10 ай бұрын

@@konnykontant Jerry is always the most grounded, so he shares that REALITY with George, all the time

@redacted2275 10 ай бұрын

@@konnykontantWhat? Only Elaine and petty individuals thought George was a douche with the hair piece...

@redacted2275 10 ай бұрын

2:23 *He's the one saying that George already attracted her.* How's that "shutting down"? I hope you people are bots, you can't be that brainIess...

@bubufubu 7 ай бұрын

@@konnykontant Your comment would represent the opinion of an insecure, psychotic person...like Elaine.

@videoselections3421 8 ай бұрын

I feel like there is an important lesson here. We all think we could do a lot better if we were Neil, but in reality there is a Neil within all of us.

@maestro56777 7 ай бұрын

real

@Ben-ee2xy 4 ай бұрын

All the great shows often have allegorical undertones

@drkissinger1 3 ай бұрын

Literally had this exact thing happen to me where a 10/10 told me I looked just like her husband and my first thought was, “I must meet this man.”

@utahhoopsfreak8648 2 ай бұрын

You have a Niel!!

@JohnWickBabaYaga556 24 күн бұрын

10s are thrown around pretty casually. 10 is perfect body perfect face. Perfect 10s less than 1/100

@vytasffbismarck7001 24 күн бұрын

@@JohnWickBabaYaga556 well arent we picky, you must be Neil

@ncapone87 20 күн бұрын

@@JohnWickBabaYaga556 1/100 is a lot of people. That's like 70 million perfect 10s in the world

@Real_Michael_Jordan 12 күн бұрын

@@JohnWickBabaYaga556Some women are so gorgeous, that it overrules the rest, it’s like a curve that raises everything to a 10

@megamoogles1234 4 ай бұрын

"George, I win" 😂😂😂 Competing with eachother without even meeting eachother. That's hilarious 😂😂

@12classics39 10 ай бұрын

“What if it’s Neil Armstrong?” “Then I’m going to Mars.”

@DhooomKetu 7 ай бұрын

Stop worrying about him George, you have OUTNEILED him 😂😂😅

@BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists 3 ай бұрын

The unplugging of the IV drip was beyond perfect!!!

@fortunegulab9464 10 ай бұрын

She’s extremely gorgeous

@jonathanmyers2867 10 ай бұрын

2:36 "There's a new Neil in town!" 😂😂😂😂

@necroplastful 5 ай бұрын

"So she wanted you to come up but you left because you thought some guy might be calling you???" I was in tears rewatching this 🤣🤣🤣

@NickGuariglia1 10 ай бұрын

"Marry me. I'll burn myself. I'll burn my parents!"... amazing line.

@mattm7798 3 ай бұрын

even funnier once you meet his parents!

@seanwilson5516 20 күн бұрын

I can hear Frank screaming SERENITY NOW! after George burns him.😂

@BrandonPenson 9 ай бұрын

George completely ignores a woman THAT fine, and then he wonders what his problem is... 😆

@cefinau 10 ай бұрын

1:08 perfect timing, the disappointment has time to sink in, then she finally adds, “no, you’re a little taller”

@hymns4ever197 6 ай бұрын

The look on George's face after that is great too.

@mb-ob2ye 4 ай бұрын

@@hymns4ever197hehe, smoldering.

@commentandlikedistributor 10 ай бұрын

I admire your skills.. Mr. Peanut. The way he said it like a Bond villain

@diatonicdelirium1743 4 ай бұрын

... and resort to petty villainy on his way out!

@Mikee22ification 10 ай бұрын

She is one of the most beautiful women ever on Seinfeld

@Thewesmen67 10 ай бұрын

Ture

@u47mkbg 10 ай бұрын

her name is Chelsea Noble

@UnderwaterShadow 10 ай бұрын

Not even close lol

@zaphenath6756 10 ай бұрын

i guess some people like that blocky, angled face layout

@jockejocke1 10 ай бұрын

@@u47mkbg She can noble my chelsea any time 😛

@kevinfrank8164 7 ай бұрын

I love that Neil Diamond outranks Neil Armstrong so much George does t even want to consider it

@hikingelevated 10 ай бұрын

"It's over Neil. I'm very happy with George. Now, it's finish our crepes." I don't know why this line is so damn funny 😅😅😅😅

@jaya1000 Ай бұрын

The Dominicans were rolling them too tight. Thats why you gotta get real cubans

@JustSomeCanadianGuy 10 ай бұрын

“I guess I showed Neil who’s Neil!” 😏 One of my favourite George lines! 🤣

@giraffesareselfish9563 10 ай бұрын

He out-Neil'ed him

@aristotle736 10 ай бұрын

Better than : GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET 😡 ? ,lol

@turquoisecat761 10 ай бұрын

I believe the actor who played Neil was Jason Alexander's stand-in during rehearsals.

@luisangelEXALTA 10 ай бұрын

By any chance could give me his number?

@alessandrocwilliam 5 ай бұрын

@@luisangelEXALTA I have his number but I'm still waiting at home to see if he will call me.

@cryptojihadi265 4 ай бұрын

@@luisangelEXALTAlmao!

@MichaelHanleyRFSN 9 ай бұрын

"Some guy, some guy, Neil!" I love that line from George.

@achandab 8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣 best line

@MichaelHanleyRFSN 8 ай бұрын

It truly is.@@achandab

@hollyanderson4329 9 ай бұрын

I always loved how Jerry dealt with George!

@freecasualgamer 7 ай бұрын

I love the banter George and Jerry have without offending each other seriously!

@johnnypolo1983 10 ай бұрын

I admire your skills, Mr. Peanut.

@boisterousbillyclub2772 10 ай бұрын

One of the best lines ever

@MikeG82 10 ай бұрын

"george... I win" that's underrated too

@AlyssaIrvine Ай бұрын

🧐 ❤

@Hiiii5g 10 ай бұрын

Jerry's "some times you do" 😂

@mattm7798 3 ай бұрын

It's the little lines like that which really make this show genius. Most sitcoms would have made a big punchline joke, but Seinfeld just throws out a understated little quip, which is 10x funnier.

@sexhaver420 2 ай бұрын

@@mattm7798💯

@kurt6410 10 ай бұрын

His name is George. He's unemployed and he lives with his parents

@JustSomeCanadianGuy 10 ай бұрын

“That’s a nice 4 seconds.” That’s when any girl clicks like on your pics on social media! 😂

@jasonsteinberg5404 10 ай бұрын

“Does Neil like to eat a big breakfast?”

@dovestones 10 ай бұрын

It’s nice for George that she thinks he works out

@dyates6380 9 ай бұрын

I will say, the woman who played the girlfriend in this episode was truly stunning. I'm not usually one to notice that type of thing on television because most everyone in that type of work is obviously good looking, but she was exceptional.

@boogitybear2283 18 күн бұрын

She’s Chelsea Noble; Kirk Cameron’s wife. Yes, she’s a beautiful woman.

@pavelow235 8 ай бұрын

George Costanza is relatable in so many ways.

@AM-br4ix 2 ай бұрын

I spoke with this actress Chelsea Noble and her husband Kirk Cameron once in Syracuse NY at the DestiNY Mall aka Carousel Mall. They were very sweet people.

@KenKaniff-dw4jw Ай бұрын

Kirk Cameron the childhood actor?

@mjn245 25 күн бұрын

Kirk CaMAGAron?

@elflingskitten 24 күн бұрын

That's so cool, thanks for sharing! I didn't know Kirk Cameron is her husband, I admire him a lot.

@Ted_Sheckler 10 ай бұрын

George got Neil's number from her. But he goes home to not miss a call from Neil? When did Neil learn about George and get George's number all of a sudden ?

@chrisrie9499 10 ай бұрын

Good point. I guess she exchanged both numbers.

@00Kuja00 10 ай бұрын

Maybe he called him, but Neil did not pick up and George left a message?

@doddeddo 10 ай бұрын

George is getting upset

@rankobarensic 10 ай бұрын

@00Kuja00 believe it or not I'm not home😊

@00Kuja00 10 ай бұрын

@@rankobarensic xD

@njoyridin3928 10 ай бұрын

"you've out Neil'd him" 😂

@rjathar 10 ай бұрын

Perfect illustration of not being able to see the forest for the trees. So many great moments here too... Jerry shutting down every George hope; "you're taller"; "what's if it's Neil Armstrong?"; "out-Neiled Neil"; the Dominicans getting tied up in this; George disconnecting the IV ... Hilarious!

@Guitarman7133 10 ай бұрын

HECK, NOW YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE FOREST BECAUSE THE TREES ARE ALL BURNT. THANKS TO OUR GOVERNMENT SETTING THESE FIRES TO PROMOTE ''CLIMATE CHANGE.''

@fakename6658 10 ай бұрын

George's goal is to learn from Neil how to get many hot women. Thats more important than staying with just one hot woman.

@redacted2275 10 ай бұрын

@@fakename6658"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, teach him how to fish, yada yada yada..."

@redacted2275 10 ай бұрын

2:23 Jerry is the one pointing this out... he's not "putting George down", he's just messing with him! jfc 🤦‍♂️

@rjathar 10 ай бұрын

@@redacted2275 umm... I said shutting down, not putting down... Big diff... jfc :)

@dwainehiggins4451 10 ай бұрын

George is a little bit taller then Neil, better shape. Lol

@Freakazoid12345 10 ай бұрын

lol, that and his facial expression right after got me.

@NewWesternFront 10 ай бұрын

made the neil diamond/armstrong joke irrelevant

@ElizabethJohnston-ti5nk 9 ай бұрын

CT c

@ryanschultz4119 8 ай бұрын

Leave it to George to miss the forest for the trees!🤣

@Avigailish 10 ай бұрын

George is the best character🤷🏾‍♀️🥊 LOVE HIM

@doddeddo 10 ай бұрын

I admire your skills…Mr. Peanut 🥜 🎩

@ConstantChinner 10 ай бұрын

I wanna be home in case Neil calls LOL

@TheStuport 10 ай бұрын

You'd think Jerry would understand George sacrificing a Night with the Beautiful Woman so he could be home in case Neil called. I mean Jerry was practically going steady with Keith Hernandez at one time!

@kevdimo6459 10 ай бұрын

Yes but Jerry couldn’t commit to moving Keith!

@TheStuport 10 ай бұрын

@@kevdimo6459 Yep! That was The Deal Breaker! 🤣

@kev3d 10 ай бұрын

Keith Hernandez? I *HATE* Keith Hernandez.

@TheStuport 10 ай бұрын

@@kev3d 🤣🤣🤣 Just another Pretty Boy!

@giraffesareselfish9563 10 ай бұрын

@kevdimo6459 and he's not taking him to the airport!!

@srami004 10 ай бұрын

She was DOWN TO CHEAT?!!! Just realized that lol

@MikeyLee559 10 ай бұрын

Like 85% of women out there today.

@stevencramsie9172 10 ай бұрын

@@MikeyLee559 OK, calm down Mr. Tate

@cryptojihadi265 4 ай бұрын

@@stevencramsie9172he's. It far off. Married women are the easiest. All you have to be is "not their husband" And the Christian ones aren't a lot better.

@youknowwho257 2 ай бұрын

@@stevencramsie9172 Just open you eyes Mr, denial, women have zero value nowadays. Before they were very expensive useless dolls, now they are worse than that, if such a thing is possible..

@albundy6008 6 ай бұрын

"There's a new Neil in town!!"

@MK8Klexify 10 ай бұрын

2:04 What George Did Right There Is Exactly Why Most Of His Relationships Dont Work Out

@JJA1594AOL 5 ай бұрын

Danielle, (Chelsea Noble), is married to Kirk Cameron.

@SonofTiamat 10 ай бұрын

"We are the Cubans!"

@stevehartman1730 10 ай бұрын

My God shes beautiful

@codefinity 7 ай бұрын

"You've out-Nealed him!" :)

@hanoc101 10 ай бұрын

Unplugging his IV 😂

@emisor82 6 ай бұрын

Kramer's delivery of the "That's why you need real cubans" line is awesome:)

@johngonzalez4298 10 ай бұрын

That is a nice 4 seconds 😂

@steverogers7601 10 ай бұрын

lmao its such a dbag thing to say but so hilarious

@noddy1414 10 ай бұрын

Typical Costanza or any of the 4 main characters, something really good is right in front of them yet they somehow find a way to mess it all up, that is what makes the show so awesome (y)

@Omerkosar 10 ай бұрын

He does not want 1 gem, he wants the secret to access all the other gems. Recipe > meal

@teddybeer6206 2 ай бұрын

He doesn't want the meal, he wants the recipe.

@gwynnethcoan761 9 ай бұрын

I’m still laughing at “I’ll burn my parents”!!

@mattm7798 3 ай бұрын

1:15 you can hear the gears in George's brain kicking into over-drive!

@FFLounge 2 ай бұрын

They seriously came up with some of the funniest and most ridiculous scenarios on Seinfeld.

@joshfactor1 10 ай бұрын

i think that would've been a great twist: if it turned out it really was armstrong or diamond. i guess they couldn't convince either of them to guest star.

@bossfan49 10 ай бұрын

Armstrong and Diamond don't look like George. Jerry's joke didn't make sense.

@travisdonaldstanley6420 10 ай бұрын

This would work if they were covered in bandages. But both Niels are old timers by then.

@joshfactor1 10 ай бұрын

@@bossfan49 yeah, good point; I forgot about that

@JeezaLou 10 ай бұрын

Some guy? Neil!

@FallenStarFeatures 10 ай бұрын

With her 80's hairdo shorn, you've got another Jerry look-alike.

@franjk7114 9 ай бұрын

« Move in with me » 😂

@NineteenEightyFive 10 ай бұрын

george pulling the IV at the end is one of the most disturbing moments in the series and doesn't get talked about enough

@woozertoo 10 ай бұрын

Recall from some interview that Jason improv’d that pull

@redacted2275 10 ай бұрын

Yeah, everyone is avoiding talking about the last scene that literally freezes in the screen trying to hide itself... turn on your brain and stop using this "doesn't get talked about enough" crap.

@redacted2275 10 ай бұрын

@@woozertooOh Lordy, we should arrest him...

@aristotle736 10 ай бұрын

I think Jason Alexander improvised that. Its not so disturbing.patient pushes the call light and someone comes and reattaches it

@miamitten1123 9 ай бұрын

That's why they end up in prison in the final scene. All adds up to the wrongs they've done.

@gabyjuen 10 ай бұрын

Maybe Neil was an intellectual and she admired him and felt protected. And she associated George with that because of his looks.

@mr10pink 10 ай бұрын

It’s just timeless

@auggiecontreras8068 10 ай бұрын

There's a million restaurants in NYC, and they all end up at the same one 😅

@cactaceous 3 ай бұрын

We all have our neighborhood diner. I used to have 3 but 2 closed so I just go to the same one all the time now. My daughter loves the coconut cream pie there.

@michaelr3583 8 ай бұрын

Unplugging the iv at the end😂 Priceless🤣

@ahmadfarrall2097 3 ай бұрын

Yes that was pure George, brilliant

@stevendalloesingh 10 ай бұрын

Only Larry can write such an intriguing script. 😂

@werideatdusk 10 ай бұрын

It feels real and lived in like most of his scenarios! 😂

@luisangelEXALTA 10 ай бұрын

@@werideatduskalot of these stories are real circumstances the writers including larry and jerry experienced , that’s what gives it the credible feel at times

@MikeG82 10 ай бұрын

only Larry? he was done writing for the show when this episode aired

@thebluefus 9 ай бұрын

Did Larry even write this??? 😂

@jonvia 5 ай бұрын

"Marry me..I'll burn myselff...I'll burn my parents!" - A man who needs a summer to himself

@Andrea-cx9sv 19 күн бұрын

George-you never know/ Jerry- Sometimes you do😂

@mnledesm Ай бұрын

Love how the actress almost cracked up when she said "you look like you're in better shape than Neil, do you work out?"

@jaobidan2358 10 ай бұрын

That's Kirk Cameron's wife.

@chancebrown106 21 күн бұрын

“I’ll burn my parents!” NASTY work 😭😭😭😭😭

@vudujl83 10 ай бұрын

exactly the same just that George is taller and in much better shape, lol

@davidl570 6 ай бұрын

Little trivia: George disconnecting Neil's IV at the end of this ep. was totally improvised.

@cefinau 10 ай бұрын

George always wants to be someone he isn’t. He wants to be someone who could date beautiful women. When that finally happens, then he loses interest and instead, wants to be Neil.

@redacted2275 10 ай бұрын

He always dates beautiful women... jfc the comment sections of this channel depresses me...

@nowirehangers2815 9 ай бұрын

@@redacted2275don’t read em Groundbreaking idea

@abacab87 10 ай бұрын

This episode has got to be a top 10.

@TBKGOLDY 10 ай бұрын

Neil is getting upset!

@prinz89 4 ай бұрын

"Better shape"😂

@draneym2003 3 ай бұрын

I'm sure McCauley is fully responsible for going down 4-0. Funny if you act like an adult, you're a clown, but act like a toddler and you're a legend

@justinjacob4720 7 ай бұрын

That's Kirk Cameron's wife

@chateaupig826 10 ай бұрын

You out-Neiled him 😂😂❤

@evank3718 8 ай бұрын

4:24 Neil becomes the “English patient”, such a nice little joke to those listening closely

@nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870 10 ай бұрын

Neil: George, I win. 4:55 But George gets the last laugh

@pinkkerbs 7 ай бұрын

"I'll burn my parents!" 😂😂😂

@Tom-ok2rh 3 ай бұрын

You know just when you think you remember all of the Seinfeld episodes a clip is on KZfaq that you can’t remember. I guess 25 years after the show ended my memory has deserted me.

@yellowblanka6058 8 ай бұрын

It's so like George to become so obsessed with the boyfriend looking like him that her constantly flirting with him just flies past him, lol.

@SuperDibbya 9 ай бұрын

This scene is equally funny and infuriating at the same time

@robb2biago 10 ай бұрын

Mr Peanut, Ensconced in Velvet. Hilarious.

@robertjensen1048 10 ай бұрын

Back in the early 90’s when this was made, women FAR outnumbered men in NYC. There was no Internet, and singles mostly met at work or bars. It was actually pretty common then and there for man to “date up”.

@stealingbacktime590 10 ай бұрын

True and interesting. Maybe it's all the maids and nurses coming from overseas on work visas. They'll get citizenship and bring the family over. Nah, I don't quite care to look into it further.