Is Everyone Using Me For My Costco Membership?

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7 жыл бұрын

On the other hand, how else are you going to get your mitts on gallon tubs of hummus?
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CAST
Zac Oyama
Katie Marovitch
Cynthia Kao
Zac Oyama
Siobhan Thompson
Mike Trapp
CREW
Director - Michael Schaubach
Writers - Katie Marovitch and Grant O'Brien
Producer - Lucretia Stinnette
Production Manager - Charlotte Wilson Langley
Production Coordinator - Karen Silbert
Director of Photography - Cooper James
Camera operator - Carlos Lopez
1st AC - Michael Long
2nd AC - Preston Taalbi
Gaffer - Lukas Wyatt
Key Grip - Saul Cervantes
Sound Mixer - Kyle Mclane
Production Designer - Caroline Mack
Hair/Make-Up - Denise Valentine
PA - Helena McGill
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart
Editor - Michael Schaubach
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Phil Fox
Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol

Пікірлер: 2 800
@T1J
@T1J 4 жыл бұрын
i hope the script said "Everyone does a 40 pound ham dance"
@beach_doggo9875
@beach_doggo9875 4 жыл бұрын
If it was a story in a book: Then everyone does the 40 pound ham dance...for some reason
@muffon4320
@muffon4320 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@FemboyCommie
@FemboyCommie 3 жыл бұрын
Who are you?
@lilyhomma6965
@lilyhomma6965 3 жыл бұрын
T1J!! 👋
@kiranxavier5612
@kiranxavier5612 3 жыл бұрын
It dose
@jokersus2214
@jokersus2214 7 жыл бұрын
I like how Katie always plays the desperate character no one likes...
@psychedelicc
@psychedelicc 7 жыл бұрын
jokersus lol that's so trueeee
@Nexorous0
@Nexorous0 7 жыл бұрын
That's because she isn't playing a character.
@lepkember6913
@lepkember6913 7 жыл бұрын
It makes me sad :(
@lepkember6913
@lepkember6913 7 жыл бұрын
What if she is reacting her childhood?
@edvinkeskin8558
@edvinkeskin8558 7 жыл бұрын
savage answer
@alexmucha9400
@alexmucha9400 4 жыл бұрын
Did nobody notice that they’re celebrating an end of the world party
@theweirdgui4412
@theweirdgui4412 4 жыл бұрын
Yep and i am exited for the party
@pastanoodle5260
@pastanoodle5260 4 жыл бұрын
Oh... thanks for pointing that out
@rani2562
@rani2562 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@mattjones6578
@mattjones6578 4 жыл бұрын
@@theweirdgui4412 found the edge lord
@nalrendepaepe8066
@nalrendepaepe8066 4 жыл бұрын
Hey yaeh
@insertclevername4362
@insertclevername4362 7 жыл бұрын
this was actually very sad
@Ulva0
@Ulva0 4 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Dahmer ikr lol, and the ending didn’t even have a happy plot twist lol
@jackplaysproductions131
@jackplaysproductions131 4 жыл бұрын
I utterly despise you
@elijaha773
@elijaha773 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ulva0 Depressing twist. Death AND Sam's club. (JK I don't know anything about Sam's club)
@lanang_solobalapan
@lanang_solobalapan 4 жыл бұрын
Ur likes are 420, nice!
@LizTheLizardLord
@LizTheLizardLord 4 жыл бұрын
E. Andrews it’s literally the exact same, like the prices and everything are the same
@sherryfan161
@sherryfan161 7 жыл бұрын
i feel like these videos are just katie's cries for help
@Azrage
@Azrage 7 жыл бұрын
Sherry Fan That is kind of her whole deal in videos.
@ottofish100
@ottofish100 7 жыл бұрын
A Tr Watch "These sketches are too personal" then you'll understand
@2M3TAL4U
@2M3TAL4U 7 жыл бұрын
How many times has she died now?
@Azrage
@Azrage 7 жыл бұрын
otto Chan Thanks, I forgot about that video.
@MarlyTati
@MarlyTati 7 жыл бұрын
She's like Kenny from South Park
@dropout
@dropout 7 жыл бұрын
Guys, the first time you visit our secret site, your computer literally prints out 25 dollars.
@onepunchmanlookslikejohnny4089
@onepunchmanlookslikejohnny4089 7 жыл бұрын
CollegeHumor but i'm on a phone.........
@MrAntieMatter
@MrAntieMatter 7 жыл бұрын
You can pin your comments, so don't forget to do that.
@mibberz1
@mibberz1 7 жыл бұрын
CollegeHumor katie was way funner before she gave drugs and holding random names at the airport arrivals area
@crocodileguy4319
@crocodileguy4319 7 жыл бұрын
CollegeHumor hi! i love your videos! im early! i said you people Are awsome! can you please reply!? please!? just one reply!
@drybrawler
@drybrawler 7 жыл бұрын
That's... not legal
@th0rn3
@th0rn3 2 жыл бұрын
i love how everybody offered katie real food or drink and zac was just like “yo you want some fuckin lean?”
@apollo378
@apollo378 Жыл бұрын
Well it’s Katie so… makes sense
@mk_rexx
@mk_rexx Жыл бұрын
Was gonna offer coke but can only do lean
@marcusrose5187
@marcusrose5187 7 жыл бұрын
I love Katie's videos. Her content is so refreshingly dire. She has a way of injecting intensity into the most basic of concepts and presents it all in a hilarious way. Her character is such a caricature of the way many people feel within their friend groups; outside looking in, that it holds within people both familiarity and exaggeration that puts it just to the side of what we can recognise in ourselves. Genuinely really intelligent content made for the mindless masses to idly consume and actually learn something. Well done, Katie, well done
@donniemontoya9300
@donniemontoya9300 7 жыл бұрын
This is kind of unrelated but still related. A Costco is the perfect place to hold out a zombie apocalypse. Everything is in bulk, lots of space, they sell everything, often times they have their own generators, and the Costco near where I live has two doors with a second set of doors on the outside. All of which are heavy steel overhead garage doors. Also a second security fence on the inside. BOOM!
@ianlim5177
@ianlim5177 7 жыл бұрын
Donnie Montoya but imagine the bloodbath that would ensue
@katrad1936
@katrad1936 7 жыл бұрын
Donnie Montoya I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME!
@sharipenn1183
@sharipenn1183 5 жыл бұрын
To much space to cover if you're alone. For a group hold-out of 20 or more it's great, but if it's just you and your family, there will inevitably be a break-in. You'd also have to defend yourself from other humans. Not the best place.. I maintain the best place to go is the road. Hoard gas, drive around in a truck.
@jordanhicks5131
@jordanhicks5131 5 жыл бұрын
But they sell zero ammunition or weapons of any kind
@guardianoftheduat
@guardianoftheduat 5 жыл бұрын
Ok so they are zombies which means their bodies will decay very quickly which means the best place is a cruise ship where you can wait it out until they again decay
@EpicUltraKingSmizzy
@EpicUltraKingSmizzy 7 жыл бұрын
does Katie use her Costco membership to buy cocaine in bulk?
@teenagemutantturd
@teenagemutantturd 7 жыл бұрын
EpicUltraKingSmizzy yes
@B3rz_
@B3rz_ 7 жыл бұрын
Nah the shit they got at Costco is like 50% baking soda... Their crack ain't that bad tho
@JesseFckinPinkman
@JesseFckinPinkman 6 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@kyle1267
@kyle1267 6 жыл бұрын
Yes
@umbreongaming8001
@umbreongaming8001 6 жыл бұрын
EpicUltraKingSmizzy wait does she smoke IRL
@alicedarhk9790
@alicedarhk9790 4 жыл бұрын
How I feel about me and my car. I was injured and had 3 of my friends pretty much cut me out of their lives because I wasn't able to drive. 2 got their own licences.
@EmyN
@EmyN 3 жыл бұрын
Damn so sorry to hear that, fake ass bitches
@collfiasafrewen9703
@collfiasafrewen9703 Жыл бұрын
then those "friends" were never really friends in he first place and honestly it's for the best that they leave.
@bonbonnybon
@bonbonnybon 5 жыл бұрын
I had no idea what this sketch was about until I visited my cousin in America and she had a Costco membership. It's like a warehouse, so many things to buy. And I couldn't fathom that you needed a membership to go shopping
@anders_x3
@anders_x3 7 жыл бұрын
This is actually just Katie hallucinating after taking too much cocaine.
@JimCullen
@JimCullen 7 жыл бұрын
No, this is her break down thanks to going through withdrawals for not getting _enough_ cocaine.
@MichaelPuterbaugh
@MichaelPuterbaugh 7 жыл бұрын
* Costcocaine
@dropout
@dropout 7 жыл бұрын
More like Cokatie, amirite???
@nishitdua
@nishitdua 7 жыл бұрын
CollegeHumor please reply to my comment
@SpitefulAZ
@SpitefulAZ 7 жыл бұрын
Katie is cool with Cocaine!? I have an even bigger crush on her now! xD
@atlifreysi
@atlifreysi 7 жыл бұрын
is this a branded video? oh my god!!!
@TiberiusStorm
@TiberiusStorm 5 жыл бұрын
Product placement!
@TheTastyMarmot
@TheTastyMarmot 4 жыл бұрын
J’accuse!
@themaster9601
@themaster9601 4 жыл бұрын
Rishab Tirupathi it’s a reference to another video they aren’t genuinely asking
@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy
@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy 4 жыл бұрын
No I just LOVE the taste of chompsy’s chips (now in piña colada) and the amazing HTZ stream six! Man these Walker steppers are comfortable...man I’m gonna need some Splish soda to wash down those chompsy’s chips
@tamaraiselvimuthusamy4564
@tamaraiselvimuthusamy4564 4 жыл бұрын
If this is product placement they would have to say it or else it would be illegal and they would fined.
@jcuevasqu55
@jcuevasqu55 5 жыл бұрын
0:30 the little wiggle he did. Lol 😂
@rowangoodmann3069
@rowangoodmann3069 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@greenredblue
@greenredblue 5 жыл бұрын
Stellar acting from Zac at 0:33. I can just _feel_ the searing heat of his passion for forty pound hams.
@JulianButtrey
@JulianButtrey 7 жыл бұрын
They didn't mention Costco pizza
@beepboopbobop
@beepboopbobop 4 жыл бұрын
IT’S ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Edit: I have no memory of making this reply
@jeffbrehove2614
@jeffbrehove2614 4 жыл бұрын
I would also use the membership to get whole tenderloin
@therealmckoy6772
@therealmckoy6772 4 жыл бұрын
That is goddam sin
@esoheuzamere4501
@esoheuzamere4501 3 жыл бұрын
kackkksog lmfaooo
@Disco__
@Disco__ 3 жыл бұрын
Costco pizza is my favorite food there's a costco near me that has really good pizza
@JPKloess
@JPKloess 7 жыл бұрын
"Hasn't Katie done this before" they're building to some sort of bigger joke - but I can't figure out what.
@JohnDoe-rw4hl
@JohnDoe-rw4hl 7 жыл бұрын
+JP Kloess Katie has been killed in at least one, if not many, recent episodes, but one where everyone stands over her like in this one. Commenters were already complaining about how the entire staff was supposed to be dead in the wake of a recent episode. So they preëmpted it and made a mildly funny joke.
@qawiadis1379
@qawiadis1379 7 жыл бұрын
Isnt it about the one where she did the same thing in the "why am i tagged last?" skit
@df938
@df938 7 жыл бұрын
ya
@BellaPigeon1
@BellaPigeon1 6 жыл бұрын
I think it’s referencing the “Tagged Last” video
@InternetPersonas_32
@InternetPersonas_32 6 жыл бұрын
JP Kloess why did you tag me last
@tylershahery9623
@tylershahery9623 3 жыл бұрын
Strip mall with Costco? Sounds like someone describing Costco who has never been to a Costco
@amandab8433
@amandab8433 3 жыл бұрын
My old Costco was in the same strip mall at Home Depot, Oil Changers, Wing Stop, McDonald's, and a few other typical stores. Then they wanted to expand, and my city said no, so they left and now it's a Walmart. A super sucky empty shelves never anything in stock rude employees only shop there if you are desperate Walmart.
@JuanWayTrips
@JuanWayTrips 2 жыл бұрын
One of the Costco's in LA (Los Feliz) is in a strip-mall like area with a Best Buy, Party City, etc. There might be others like that, and since CH is in LA they could be using that as a reference. I usually go to that one because there's an old Toys R Us store that's still unoccupied, freeing up some unused parking spaces.
@gezi0752
@gezi0752 2 жыл бұрын
in california, costcos are sometimes in strip malls
@Heelick
@Heelick 2 жыл бұрын
bro istg costo IS the fuckin strip mall. it's easier finding a needle in like, 15 haystacks, than finding the end or exit of a costco
@coena9377
@coena9377 3 жыл бұрын
I got a Costco ad on this video and it made me laugh more than any Costco ad ever has.
@TreetopCanopy
@TreetopCanopy 7 жыл бұрын
I like this dark, weird continuing tragedy.
@pjmackey373
@pjmackey373 6 жыл бұрын
Joseph Engelhardt 999th like
@raccattacc6777
@raccattacc6777 6 жыл бұрын
Joseph Engelhardt b
@lolgoals3976
@lolgoals3976 6 жыл бұрын
Joseph Engelhardt me too lol
@ShimmeringPilgrim
@ShimmeringPilgrim 7 жыл бұрын
damn. Katy really stepped up her acting game in this one
@sophiavogel8491
@sophiavogel8491 4 жыл бұрын
Katie*
@celestecu
@celestecu 3 жыл бұрын
Grant needs to be bigger though
@aidanderson53X
@aidanderson53X 3 жыл бұрын
Nah she's just mad cuz they wont chill with her after work.
@georgeberry1959
@georgeberry1959 5 жыл бұрын
I know this is 2 years out of date but this made me sad and I'd love a revenge follow up for Katie. She just wanted genuine friends and they killed her for it :(
@Ethan-xf7fx
@Ethan-xf7fx 5 жыл бұрын
Ged em Katie 😈
@jeromealday614
@jeromealday614 5 жыл бұрын
She killed them during the Purge
@briankevinbro
@briankevinbro 7 жыл бұрын
Who noticed the party was called " End of the World Party?"
@JayMiV
@JayMiV 7 жыл бұрын
I like what Katie did with her hair!
@gamertime6087
@gamertime6087 7 жыл бұрын
Jay Milligan I KNOW! IT'S SO CUTE!
@jaschabull2365
@jaschabull2365 7 жыл бұрын
Ahh, please, govin, Emily's was way cuter.
@angrybirdo4936
@angrybirdo4936 7 жыл бұрын
youre just saying that so you can go to costco
@tootler23
@tootler23 6 жыл бұрын
It's on fleek. 😊
@Ryyi23
@Ryyi23 7 жыл бұрын
I get so sad when Katie is the bad one. She's my favorite one.
@steffenblevins5341
@steffenblevins5341 7 жыл бұрын
Ryyi23 tgfgghhuuuuhhggv
@izickmoore7209
@izickmoore7209 7 жыл бұрын
Steffen Blevins same
@Ryyi23
@Ryyi23 7 жыл бұрын
Steffen Blevins your comment greatly confuses me
@richtorum9586
@richtorum9586 7 жыл бұрын
Ryyi23 you used one twice in the same the space of a small sentence. Nothing wrong with it it just feels weird to read
@archduke2277
@archduke2277 6 жыл бұрын
I like how you are referring to these people like pokemon or something. Like, 'I just caught a Katie! It's my favorite one!'
@LordEpos
@LordEpos 5 жыл бұрын
2:13 I actually looked for bulk Chocolate Milk at a Costco once, they don't sell that. It's inaccuracies like these that really ruin these sketches for me.
@NoName-de1fn
@NoName-de1fn 4 жыл бұрын
u srs? 😮
@bl6973
@bl6973 4 жыл бұрын
Arlo Mates yeah, it looks like a bulk paint container with chocolate milk in it.
@mish8571
@mish8571 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@TheDeathmail
@TheDeathmail 4 жыл бұрын
I actually bought that Chocolate Milk at a Costco once.. it probably just wasn't popular or not at your location... though I think the cough medicine was fake...
@zach2gamez53
@zach2gamez53 4 жыл бұрын
I bought it at a Costco before quarantine
@kayvalencourt
@kayvalencourt 3 жыл бұрын
I got an ad about how horrible Costco is right before it started. For a few seconds I thought it was the actual video.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 7 жыл бұрын
If I died as often as she does, I'd be a massive coke head too, I guess.
@azizbanaga2844
@azizbanaga2844 7 жыл бұрын
i tried to click u, im an idiot
@bros-dg4sc
@bros-dg4sc 7 жыл бұрын
Azizguy101 lmao
@azizbanaga2844
@azizbanaga2844 7 жыл бұрын
Belal DarkneSS honourable words my friend, just honourable
@elijahcolwill
@elijahcolwill 7 жыл бұрын
omfg i just tried to click your profile pic.
@erichdamer1312
@erichdamer1312 7 жыл бұрын
She starts to become Yamcha from Dragonball... Or maybe even Kenny from South Park
@charleslee8313
@charleslee8313 7 жыл бұрын
Poor Katie! She's always the butt of the jokes in these skits. I've got your back, Katie.
@matiasleon9657
@matiasleon9657 7 жыл бұрын
Charles Lee but she co-wrote the sketch. It's her character xD
@kuro13wolf
@kuro13wolf 7 жыл бұрын
The one who comes up with the idea of the sketch is the one that appears in the end in front of the green screen. Katie came up with this one.
@TheObsidianX
@TheObsidianX 7 жыл бұрын
Charles Lee she's the new Dan, their last names even sound the same
@antomy5900
@antomy5900 7 жыл бұрын
katie and grant write this skit look at the description
@charleslee8313
@charleslee8313 7 жыл бұрын
Matt León true, but still...
@josefindjup8881
@josefindjup8881 5 жыл бұрын
I died when I saw what the decoration said 😂🤣😂🤣 ”End⭐️Of⭐️The⭐️World⭐️Party”
@sophiericearoni4039
@sophiericearoni4039 4 жыл бұрын
I love the way grant says "or a school of shrimp"
@OreoWaffles44
@OreoWaffles44 7 жыл бұрын
The videos where it stars Katie are definitely the funniest videos!😂😂😂 she should get a raise!
@JRLarsen
@JRLarsen 7 жыл бұрын
Probably because they're relateable. lol
@heyitsramen654
@heyitsramen654 7 жыл бұрын
Alfredo Zimmerman And she does drugs!
@jaschabull2365
@jaschabull2365 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, give her a raise to help her get high ;)
@kitsilanocat
@kitsilanocat 7 жыл бұрын
but if she gets a raise, then that enables her to spend more money on cocain.
@idk-nu7hr
@idk-nu7hr 6 жыл бұрын
Alfredo Zimmerman, Ye
@theclawless1225
@theclawless1225 7 жыл бұрын
College humor is just buzzfeed that doesn't worry about offending anyone
@hannahmulvehill8161
@hannahmulvehill8161 7 жыл бұрын
its perfect
@Tesseract1887
@Tesseract1887 5 жыл бұрын
That's why it's better lol buzzfeed is too political
@arielyemini4221
@arielyemini4221 5 жыл бұрын
It's also way funnier
@skyraven89
@skyraven89 5 жыл бұрын
Let’s not assume that every internet media company is just another version of buzzfeed
@MrBobopsp
@MrBobopsp 5 жыл бұрын
Ch existed waaaay before buzzfeed
@Nintendo101Channel
@Nintendo101Channel 4 жыл бұрын
At least she’s getting 2%(4% with the Visa card) on their purchases.
@uglysquid1863
@uglysquid1863 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like this video might be a Costco ad
@user-pv3rl2lv4p
@user-pv3rl2lv4p 7 жыл бұрын
A Costco membership is like 55$, they should just get their own card
@fadirizk6803
@fadirizk6803 7 жыл бұрын
Lol Lol oh in Canada it takes like a month to get one
@cdcanada7182
@cdcanada7182 7 жыл бұрын
fadi rizk What are you talking about? You walk in and buy a membership and you can start shopping right away....lol
@alexfernandes2959
@alexfernandes2959 7 жыл бұрын
netflix is just 120 dollars, not that much different
@user-pv3rl2lv4p
@user-pv3rl2lv4p 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah people you can buy a membership for only 55 dollars plus you can get super cheap gas
@user-pv3rl2lv4p
@user-pv3rl2lv4p 7 жыл бұрын
Also their food is A1, The pizza is so good, everything is great about Costco expect the huge amount of people the store and It's always so packed
@alex3335560
@alex3335560 7 жыл бұрын
I fucking love Katie.
@granfurismo563
@granfurismo563 7 жыл бұрын
*I love fucking Katie
@SorcererKing91
@SorcererKing91 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite videos are when Katie loses or dies in the end, she always has it coming
@zhuoranli4576
@zhuoranli4576 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes Katie’s sketches tap into some of my biggest inner fears
@megharoni
@megharoni 7 жыл бұрын
I LOVE Katie's hair in this one! Katie, if you can hear me, your hair looks GREAT!
@mohindersuresh9194
@mohindersuresh9194 7 жыл бұрын
Well, no one can hear you... but they can read what you wrote
@megharoni
@megharoni 7 жыл бұрын
Mohinder Suresh Thank you for your wise insight, Sensei Suresh.
@bleh1569
@bleh1569 6 жыл бұрын
Megharoni Oml
@nicktreiber
@nicktreiber 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry you feel that way costco"😂
@leevs
@leevs 7 жыл бұрын
Wait: Is This Video BRANDED?!
@taylorborie
@taylorborie 5 жыл бұрын
"you can't just use me for bulk goods"
@Billythepowerranger
@Billythepowerranger 7 жыл бұрын
Where do i message Katie for the secret site?
@200odd300
@200odd300 7 жыл бұрын
Hi Greenranger8, I'm one of the admins on the secret site. If you pm me your info, I will get you in.
@Billythepowerranger
@Billythepowerranger 7 жыл бұрын
200odd300 Oh thanks. Did you get my info? Just sent it.
@guy2574
@guy2574 7 жыл бұрын
Sir.Metropolice I am guessing your age is between 7-11.
@alejandrotabilo2116
@alejandrotabilo2116 6 жыл бұрын
Greenranger8 you’re lying, right?
@bleh1569
@bleh1569 6 жыл бұрын
Sir.Metropolice XD of course theyre kidding oml
@Munky507
@Munky507 7 жыл бұрын
me with my amazon prime account
@iJamie8467x
@iJamie8467x 7 жыл бұрын
Oscar Niňo can you order me some free stuff with that Dash button thing
@surelock3221
@surelock3221 5 жыл бұрын
and my netflix account
@Weeb_Goblin
@Weeb_Goblin 5 жыл бұрын
do yuo have twitch *insert lenny face*
@blubberbutt3828
@blubberbutt3828 5 жыл бұрын
0:46 red twists has the most cool logos! Specially their triangles and it’s nice big eye! So good.
@jaSama02
@jaSama02 7 жыл бұрын
I love Katie so much, she's hilarious. Also her hair looks super nice in this video
@stupidthehedgehog3266
@stupidthehedgehog3266 7 жыл бұрын
Katie's not part of the core 5? I don't even know the name of the girl who said that.
@iiovemiku
@iiovemiku 7 жыл бұрын
cynthia
@stupidthehedgehog3266
@stupidthehedgehog3266 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I'll have to remember that.
@sirjoshawott9774
@sirjoshawott9774 7 жыл бұрын
She was around way before Cynthia was.
@sirjoshawott9774
@sirjoshawott9774 7 жыл бұрын
And C'mon, let's give love to Caldwell who animates half their shit.
@iiovemiku
@iiovemiku 7 жыл бұрын
Sir Joshawott I
@Socius-
@Socius- 7 жыл бұрын
I sent you my social security number, credit card information and my mothers maiden name but i don't have access to the secret site?
@CCPJAYLPHAN1994
@CCPJAYLPHAN1994 5 жыл бұрын
It's called Dropout now
@vineethagopi6434
@vineethagopi6434 4 жыл бұрын
So did i....
@_nikdo
@_nikdo 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if someone actually did that 7xD
@KairoK
@KairoK 6 жыл бұрын
I love their dancing
@joefrahm2207
@joefrahm2207 3 жыл бұрын
There was a Humane Leauge ad after it and it was about how Cosco treated its chickens. Coincidence I THINK NOT
@eerereps
@eerereps 7 жыл бұрын
@ 3:12 dear Katie, it's been 3 months since i've sent you my mother's maiden name & credit card details. when do i & my village get access to your secret site? - Mr. Okole from Nigeria.
@erik9671
@erik9671 7 жыл бұрын
geh geh m8
@reinforcer9000
@reinforcer9000 7 жыл бұрын
Dude I sent your prince $4000 a while back when he was strapped for cash and he promised $1 million for compensation. Can you ask him about that?
@wattsemu582
@wattsemu582 7 жыл бұрын
You forgot your social security number
@marlz99
@marlz99 7 жыл бұрын
Costco membership aside, Katie is cute.
@yognut72
@yognut72 7 жыл бұрын
saying that for Costco aren't you?
@clintross7778
@clintross7778 7 жыл бұрын
Marley *COSTCO is cute
@marlz99
@marlz99 7 жыл бұрын
Ensec nooooooo, why would I? (yes)
@imweird2983
@imweird2983 7 жыл бұрын
personally I don't like Costco I like Sam's club. So I would just want Katie at my party no costco
@MelancholiaPleasant
@MelancholiaPleasant 6 жыл бұрын
*Or an entire wheel of Brie* gets me every goddamn time
@robmckennie4203
@robmckennie4203 6 жыл бұрын
Katies in the hospital, her friends say to the doctor "will her costco membership survive? i, i mean, will she be okay?"
@sebastianmedina1234
@sebastianmedina1234 7 жыл бұрын
anyone else think Katie is absolutely gorgeous?
@TheDaverrr
@TheDaverrr 7 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Medina yup
@ddrewy5118
@ddrewy5118 7 жыл бұрын
...
@pinnapinna3547
@pinnapinna3547 7 жыл бұрын
She is gorgeous
@Sliq
@Sliq 7 жыл бұрын
Y'all must be wasted or somethin
@persiusshelly6635
@persiusshelly6635 7 жыл бұрын
She's a cute kitty. Mew.
@NekroPaladin
@NekroPaladin 7 жыл бұрын
each episode reinforces my belief that she is clinically depressed
@iiovemiku
@iiovemiku 7 жыл бұрын
yep
@_aiko020
@_aiko020 4 жыл бұрын
Katie always ends up falling and dying at the end of sketches, while the rest of them laugh at her
@shayanreetbhuiya2393
@shayanreetbhuiya2393 Жыл бұрын
One of the most relatable skits I’ve ever seen. Like FRRRRRRR FRRR
@hayderimran7
@hayderimran7 7 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
@Razor4884
@Razor4884 7 жыл бұрын
This comment is what plants crave.
@ikamts2
@ikamts2 7 жыл бұрын
+hayderimran7 best place to get a law degree
@neosquirrel
@neosquirrel 7 жыл бұрын
hayderimran7 Do you sell the 50 DVD box set of "Ow! My Balls!" ?
@Razor4884
@Razor4884 7 жыл бұрын
NeoSquirrel I'm pretty sure I saw it near the award-winning Ass The Movie. On isle 1,469.
@yoosuf29
@yoosuf29 7 жыл бұрын
We also have law school here.
@lousybeatnik2657
@lousybeatnik2657 7 жыл бұрын
Katys hair looks really lovely in this video!
@YouTubeaccoubr
@YouTubeaccoubr 2 жыл бұрын
We need a counter for every time a fight has broken out in the collgehumour office
@malachiroberts6198
@malachiroberts6198 5 жыл бұрын
The core 5 salutes is perfect
@vashappeninjas
@vashappeninjas 7 жыл бұрын
what does a Costco membership involve? not 'murican here
@ChadsUltimateChannelExpereince
@ChadsUltimateChannelExpereince 7 жыл бұрын
Alejandra Rodrígues you pay like $80 a year to go there, but they have really good deals so if you spend enough money there it's worth the $80 a year
@vashappeninjas
@vashappeninjas 7 жыл бұрын
thanks :)
@jaiyapapaya
@jaiyapapaya 7 жыл бұрын
Alejandra Rodrígues you're also not allowed without one. It's a warehouse store.
@dropout
@dropout 7 жыл бұрын
Let's say you like Root Beer. Where a normal grocery store would be like "here's 12 root beers for 12 dollars," Costco would be like "We will give you an actual barrel of root beer for 35 cents but you're in charge of getting it home."
@UrFavSoundTech
@UrFavSoundTech 7 жыл бұрын
A store where to shop, you need a paid membership, around $60 a year.
@druca
@druca 7 жыл бұрын
Katie is def my favorite comedian on college humor!
@robbiecoombes1649
@robbiecoombes1649 7 жыл бұрын
I love these Katie episodes!!
@kimk.9168
@kimk.9168 6 жыл бұрын
i was just drooling over the huge box of cookies on the table the entire time and wishing i could have that many cookies
@oneofeverything9820
@oneofeverything9820 7 жыл бұрын
this is so funny because i have a costco membership now and my boyfriend and his family want to go all the time 😂😂
@oneofeverything9820
@oneofeverything9820 7 жыл бұрын
***** well, we've been together for five years before my costco membership begins so i think we're good 😂😂
@JamesAxis13
@JamesAxis13 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Katie is really cute.
@TheOnlyHollywood1
@TheOnlyHollywood1 6 жыл бұрын
INCOOM13 Emily was hotter. BTW is she still here?
@haydenho6670
@haydenho6670 5 жыл бұрын
that... really fucking creepy
@soldiermain697
@soldiermain697 5 жыл бұрын
... NOOOOOOO NOOOOO STOPPPP
@wyvernquill2796
@wyvernquill2796 5 жыл бұрын
As a nerdasexual i have to agree Katie is the hottest of all the ladies on the SJW comedy you tube channels
@oscarthompson3951
@oscarthompson3951 5 жыл бұрын
@@haydenho6670 Not really that creepy
@nikethered6356
@nikethered6356 6 жыл бұрын
Love the hair Katie!
@oliwierkowalczyk2539
@oliwierkowalczyk2539 4 жыл бұрын
Cynthia: Have something to *drink.* 'Cynthia, Zac & Mike name drinks' Siobhan: *Or an entire wheel of B R I E*
@shovel4prez492
@shovel4prez492 7 жыл бұрын
0:50 illuminati red twists.
@AnthonyPilcher
@AnthonyPilcher 7 жыл бұрын
Nice catch! Never would have seen that. It's so obvious, yet so well hidden.
@emericgagne8084
@emericgagne8084 7 жыл бұрын
saw it
@jonahs92
@jonahs92 7 жыл бұрын
Avery Carreno Lmfao
@brisvegas859
@brisvegas859 7 жыл бұрын
anyone could see it - no need to point it out
@AnthonyPilcher
@AnthonyPilcher 7 жыл бұрын
Bris Vegas I didn't, and I'm glad Avery had. I don't look for them, but it's still fun to know where they're hidden. You never know where CH will put one next. By the way, there are no spaces before or after an em dash. Also, you should definitely use the correct alt code(0150) if you're going to attempt a structure like that-not an ordinary hyphen. I know what you meant, but by technicality, none of what you wrote made sense. Since you did attempt one, I assume you're a technical minded person. Something to be mindful of.
@jacobm.7352
@jacobm.7352 7 жыл бұрын
You could do almost that same exact joke with anyone who owns a pick up truck and had been asked to move something for someone.
@TheMysteriousK
@TheMysteriousK 6 жыл бұрын
Jacob M. LOL, but they have to say something negative about your truck (like the size or whatever) first and then the next scene want you to pick up bags of dirt or furniture. Have someone walk by and throw their empty can in the back to make it extra realistic D:
@cupidcalling5599
@cupidcalling5599 7 жыл бұрын
i used to look at this as just another college humor video. now the fantasy costco jingle gets stuck in my head everytime i see the title
@bijuutamer729
@bijuutamer729 5 жыл бұрын
"You can't use me for my bulk goods" Why does this sound perfect.
@MKMonsterr
@MKMonsterr 7 жыл бұрын
Now we know why she killed everyone in the office purge!
@daver5120
@daver5120 7 жыл бұрын
Kaitie is cute and has a Costco membership? Where has she been all my 3 minutes 23 seconds ago since i started watching this video?
@commenterjosh2428
@commenterjosh2428 4 жыл бұрын
3:00 Alternative ending: Katie's hands and head start to glow with golden energy.
@blueoreo0586
@blueoreo0586 7 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this vid. i guess it's a fave
@RamblinRick_
@RamblinRick_ 7 жыл бұрын
I want access to that secret CH site. Credit card, PIN, SSN, and mother's maiden name sent. I can't wait. Oh, and Katie, I love you for more than just your Costco membership. Although, that helps. A lot. A LOT.
@jacky79322
@jacky79322 7 жыл бұрын
777scubadiver how and where did you send it too?
7 жыл бұрын
every video written by Costco are about her belittling herself, somebody from the cast should notice Costco behavior and what she tries to communicate with her sketches.
@iiovemiku
@iiovemiku 7 жыл бұрын
omg yes. these videos are just ways to handle with personal problems
@jessicamacias2772
@jessicamacias2772 7 жыл бұрын
The office merks nice picture
@pendragonchen
@pendragonchen 7 жыл бұрын
smae?
@emyemyemyyyy
@emyemyemyyyy 7 жыл бұрын
Pendragon Chen y
@frostfang1
@frostfang1 7 жыл бұрын
Ramsés Amadeus I think Costco and Barry from misfits should meet up.
@arnavbhattacharjee2035
@arnavbhattacharjee2035 5 жыл бұрын
This legit is how I feel on a regular basis...just without the "using me for shopping mall" thing... God I'm lonely
@kathryna1779
@kathryna1779 7 жыл бұрын
Katie's hair looks so perfect wowza
@atomixfang
@atomixfang 7 жыл бұрын
maybe i should get a costco membership, that way at least I would have fake friends...
@RS-kt5po
@RS-kt5po 7 жыл бұрын
All the College Humour guys are funny, but Katie is an actual genius of observational comedy.
@itried7020
@itried7020 6 жыл бұрын
grant's little dances omg he's so cuteee
@why3979
@why3979 5 жыл бұрын
It's been 3 years and i still live for Grant's little Costco shimmy
@NicksDomain101
@NicksDomain101 7 жыл бұрын
What's funny is that I live in Kirkland so whenever you see Kirkland signature brand I see the "signature brand" of the city I live in or something at costco.
@Yukumi00
@Yukumi00 7 жыл бұрын
NicksDomain101 hey I live in Kirkland as well! Sadly Costco didn't actually start in Kirkland like most people think, it started in like like evergreen or some shitty city
@eIucidate
@eIucidate 7 жыл бұрын
Hehe, in this video they featured "Kirkwood"
@duckyhascurls
@duckyhascurls 7 жыл бұрын
This video was the most trippy experience for me...
@destinybear2813
@destinybear2813 7 жыл бұрын
Katie should so do her hair like that more often it looks amazing
@splashofpeach9814
@splashofpeach9814 6 жыл бұрын
This makes me want to go to Costco now You did good CH
@olesyagorbunova9841
@olesyagorbunova9841 6 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is so oddly specific that while writing scripts she's actually passively aggressively announcing how she feels about people in her life
@lukanieuwenhuijsen3347
@lukanieuwenhuijsen3347 7 жыл бұрын
I love that Katie write this 😂
@lukanieuwenhuijsen3347
@lukanieuwenhuijsen3347 7 жыл бұрын
Wrote*
@Ramonerdna
@Ramonerdna 7 жыл бұрын
*Costco
@Stan-l-e-y
@Stan-l-e-y 7 жыл бұрын
2:24 when you don't get the invite to hang out with the squad :/
@m2000x
@m2000x 7 жыл бұрын
College Humor is back
@addiebrice6001
@addiebrice6001 6 жыл бұрын
Katie always spazzing out on their behinds. 😂😂
@mikeoxlong2740
@mikeoxlong2740 7 жыл бұрын
Tomorrow is my birthday and i only wish for two things... 1 collegehumor answers 2 collegehumor makes a good video. Please collegehumor PLEASE!!
@PatrickburkeTVComedy
@PatrickburkeTVComedy 7 жыл бұрын
Filip Hällgren No.
@mikeoxlong2740
@mikeoxlong2740 7 жыл бұрын
Patrick Burke shiiit
@symbis6805
@symbis6805 7 жыл бұрын
my parents hit me with a belt on my birthday...
@Stachenscarfen1
@Stachenscarfen1 7 жыл бұрын
Katie needs to get paid more or something she always has the best videos every single time
@ajamoniq
@ajamoniq 5 жыл бұрын
katie is literally the funniest!😂😂😂😂
@trevormarshall872
@trevormarshall872 6 жыл бұрын
The sign says Happy End of the World Day Party. LOL!
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