He had this one ready😭😭

As a Chelsea fan I'm happy to have united with me in this current banter era.

They just lost to Crystal palace today

Ten Hag's head shines brighter than Man United's future

It has been going on for a decade now. Only issue now that United had a decent season last season all of the sudden the fans are demanding the old United back and our club management (owners board resources and even manager indirectly) are either impatient or have the lack/refusal to use resources to improve upon last season

You failed to mention that sancho's statement came after ten hag said he wasn't trying in training and that's why he wasn't picked. Sancho's statement was a direct response to that, not something just out of the blue like you make it seem

"that is a lot to ask of a 20 year old" *Checks notes* Jude Bellingham is 20 and has 7 goals in 7 games As a midfielder 👀

on a unrelated note aston villa just won 6-1 against brighton

I'm a United fan but I've long accepted that they're finished. The job to take them back to glory is just simply too big, and apparently behind the seasons management and administration is very questionable for a club of it's prestige. They aren't going to be winning any big trophies for probably about 50 years 😢

Perfect timing, they just lost to Palace

As an American that just got into the Premier League, I find your videos extremely informative and entertaining. Thank you for making this content.

I know it's not a major trophy, but ETH getting MU to win the Carabao cup, their first trophy since Mourinho, has earned him at least the benefit of the doubt. They haven't been amazing, but they also weren't egregiously bad.

Greenwood hasn't been sold. He is loaned out to Getafe for the season. He is still on United's payroll

The club needs open heart surgery as Ralf Rangnick suggested. It's not just the team, or just the manager. It's poison running through that club. It's been run like a business rather then a football club. This is the result.

2:06 if you're wondering yes that is Quincy promes

This video was clearly made before a couple more disappointing results but the message still applies for now. One of the most thorough and well-researched videos I've watched when covering the topic that's United. Subscribed👍

whats insane is that casemiro is man united current top scorer, 6 games in and the cdm is the top scorer lol

Man you should release more i enjoy listening to you ...and please continue with that WHATS WRONG WITH MAN UTD SERIES

Brilliant video, and what a great message at the end! Here right after a McTominay hero performance, and I hope it’s the monumental turn point that we need this season!

You have a big role to play in creating or changing the narrative so THANK YOU for this video

A great video, as always. Patience matters right now. By the way, given Messi now plays in the MLS, don't you think a Europeans Guide to the MLS might be necessary? Given that you guys now have soccer too? ;)

The 7-0 at anfield really broke United.

The misunderstanding of the British media and pronunciation of Postecoglou was so cringe

It's funny to see Utd fans wanting Qatari ownership so ETH can get a "warchest" to sign players as if he hasn't spent almost 500 million in 2 summer transfer windows 🤣🤣

you can do short edit and adding Losing against Crystal Palace

Most people thought that Manchester United would finish top 4 for the 2022/23 season......

This was fast

People tend to forget that Ferguson won his first title with United after 4 years managing them. He won his first premier league title 7 years in the job. What Man U need is a actual sporting director and having faith in a coach

I was checking the table on fotmob and saw it chnage live as crystal palace scored a goal vs man utd

"Give ETH the warchest he needs" Man he's had it already. Man Utd's main issue has been (and will continue to be) buying overhyped players from abroad and giving them massive wages & praise before they've put on the Man Utd shirt. Glazers going out won't solve anything, it'll take 5-10 years with or without them for anything to actually change.

Onana Disasterclass (Man U lost to Galatasaray)

As a United fan, the club will never be successful with the glazers at the club. They know nothing about the sport and have let the club rot for more than a decade (why Old Trafford is rusting). Ronaldo literally said none of the facilities changed at the club since he left… And to the people who think the glazer’s invest into the club: they spend the money the club makes, it’s never their own money they pump into the club. They take money OUT of the club in dividends and pocket it. It’s honestly heartbreaking to see people who don’t give a shit about the club have control over something many people all over the world invest so much time and emotion into. No manager is going to come into United and fix us or take us to glory with the incompetent owners, CEO, and DOF running the club. ETH in! GLAZERS OUT🔰

Going to make a Tottenham video after you wrote them off as a waste of time, or just going to pretend it didn't happen?

Broh I feel you. Keep the faith. I'm West Ham til I die but my heart goes out to my best friend's Chelsea too. It's gonna be ok.

I truly don't care how good Onana is at passing when he's also letting in multiple goals a game

The pes 06 music took in the background me back 🙌🏿 12:00

Found your channel recently and subscribed. Good work. I'd be very curious for you to do a video on Australian Football League (AFL). There are a couple of videos such as "what is afl? (tailored for american audiences) and "the beginners guide to AFL". Also you'd be pleased to know that there is an American Player playing the AFL Mason Cox (look up don't believe in never mason cox). Should be interesting to see your funny takes.

3:15 bro forgot about the Moyes season

4 months later... still sheeeet... still not fired

oh shit... today is a bad day to be left with this conclusion. I might just say, Galatasaray did things to us Man. U. fans today.

Bro y'all cant keep blaming the glazers they have invested heavily 😂😂

someone: do you want a good goalie that can stop your opponent from scoring goal, or would you rather had a goalie that can distribute the ball and build up play fro- Man U: i choose the one that can distribute the bal and help build up plays someone: but, he would likely going to make so much blunder Man U: harry got us covered in that aspect for years, that wouldnt be a problem

Roy Hodgson MASTERCLASS

Can you do a reaction video on Zlatan Ibrahimovic defending the glazzers?

The notion that glazers aren’t investing into the club and holding out is pure fiction I mean 200m pounds in one summer isn’t holding out

12:45 "but to his credit He's not made any excuses" Bro stop that is straight up misinformation after every single game. He has given an excuse as to why they lost the first game of the year against wolves they had an obvious penalty not given to wolves which would have made the game level and they wouldn't have had a win. Then the next week another penalty happens and he gives up another excuse every single week. He has had an excuse for why they have lost. So to say that he's not made any excuses, is a blatant lie or you're just sucking so much copium. You can't see how much this dude relies on excuses to keep his job. I'm not even a Manchester United fan. I don't support any team in the premier League but this is bullshit

Who are these people that are "constantly comparing" Hojlund to Haaland? I want names. Addresses.

Casemiro feels like Kane was on Tottenham poor guy is trying his best the rest of the team is just not there

Not to sound Ronaldo shill but You yourself say Rashford's lack of pressing has caused United to concede on counters and then you say Ronaldo is "liability" cause he doesn't press. Then shouldn't Rashford be also a "liability"? I used to see ETH as next Pep but as of late with his 2 summers done, a full season, and his frankly puzzling to outright questionable subs, I wonder if the hype train boosted my exoectations of him to unattainable level. There's always someone he has beef with since he arrived at United 😂 so maybe he isn't good at man management imo.

This guy still thinks Man UTD is a big team. Man UTD is merely a name now, you overachieved by ranking 3rd in the league and where you are now is the place that fits your club's capability in general. Hope the Glazer's stay another three decades here.

PES 6 soundtrack is in the video, what a legend haha

Manager like ten Hag not making Ronaldo work because he doesn’t press. Would he also turn down Messi or Mbappe because they don’t press?

Respecting the DBS track as BGM at the start.

Video came up after their loss in galatasaray 😂

5:23 "Faced 11 shots and let in 8" So the 25 saves he has made in the Premier League didn't come from shots...

Why the fuck is the GTA vice city intro at @7:12😭😭🤣

What’s the difference between Antony and Manchester United? Antony does the beating at home.

6:08 not utd fans getting their own players' names wrong

I think you're being a little lenient on our attackers. Rashford is once again starting to lapse right after a lucrative contract renewal, our wingers are... our wingers... and they have been without a proper 9 for so long that they need to learn to pass to Hoijlund more.

Id be down for hansi flick but idk if hed come

Might doing something about the MLS

Is ten hag finished?!! Man never even started 😂😂😂

I can’t do this anymore bro

does anyone know the background music towards the end of the video

This video is from a month ago, and now things are worst, this is brutal hahahahaha

100 agree we have to be patient

Honestly, the obsession of many managers on the 'pressing striker' is sometimes too unrealistic or ineffective. A player who has that kind of stamina to be an aggressive presser and then be fit enough to charge up during offensive transitions, to be good at finishing and most importantly not get injured, makes the availability of suitable players so niche and rare to get. So in such systems,effectively the team's performance gets hugely dependent on the availability and form of these few players unless you are Man City who can afford to have world class players on the bench. If at all they get injured or are out of form, your system breaks. We have seen this with Liverpool, when Mane and Fermino left, it took them time to rebuild. This is why I am a greater fan of managers like Ancelotti, Mourinho and Zidane, who can create systems according to the players available, and kind of tweak tactics according to their opponents.

Best is yet to come!

They didn't sell Greenwood. He is only at Getafe for a season long loan. United are also paying his 8k a month rent, and for him to have a a translator in Spain.

the board need to trust ten hag more than the players, there are some luxury players there yes, but some of them are also toxic, arteta got rid of such players then started to rebuild arsenal, it took more than 2 years but people can see the progress

W hitc sevens homage in the title 😂😂

“Much like fifa, I gotta pay sum bills” 😭😭😭

Rashy mad stiff blud xD

Gta vice city music was a nice touch

Why did you delete the video Fifa 16 manchester united carreer kode with jose morinho season 2 episode 2

"Dutch Eisenberg " is ridiculous

Is it all Ten Hag's fault? No. As much as United fans might point to it constantly, ownership has brought its own problems, especially with the state of the club's facilities (I mean just look at Old Trafford, how do you think the medical facilities are?) and its backroom staff (especially in scouting and recruitment). Additionally, the club has been absolutely trash with contracts, giving bumper contracts to players who are completely ready to down tools at a moment's notice. These same players are exactly the type of people ETH is clashing with right now. Is there a reason to blame Ten Hag? Yes, he hasn't had much luck in getting his players to adopt the system he wants, his subs/team choice is wanting at times, and he's not the best at adapting to changing circumstances. It's hard to see his philosophy on the pitch made manifest. Would it be a good idea to sack him? No. It wouldn't help at all. There are no good replacements who could do the job, and it would be abandoning the project yet again when it's just getting started. Fellow Dutchman LVG literally called ETH and told him not to take the job due to the board and club structure, but ETH did it anyway. I'm not saying Ten Hag's a tactical mastermind and the ownership is completely at fault, but I'm not saying ETH is a trash manager either. He needs time and support, not ridicule.

Onannas build up play isn't much useful with this playstyle. As they don't even wanna play our from the back, they've become counter attack FC

"Trust the process"? No excuse for him when he already spent 450m+ since the day he take the job and still no results, even Ange didn't spent ridiculous amount of money and he able to tranform the spurs🤣.

It's the end of an era Time to accept it You're the new Liverpool

Bmo got the NordVPN bag, congrats

I mean united over performed last season by itself and because so many other clubs disappointed. This is the season that actually fits the squad quality

Come on, give ETH a break! Sir Alex and Klopp had rough starts too!

I'm clearing It's "Glory glory happening in Manchester United" 😴

That was quick.

Ten Haag is a builder not a finisher. He can take a crappy team and make them better but he can’t take a good team and make them a champion.

This getting uploaded after a home loss to palace made this age like milk.

What happened to ‘trusting the process’ my dude?

Players retained, franchises, begging to be sold to brutal dictators - if the accent didn't give it away, the vocab sure would.

As a city fan, LOL. LMAO.

ten hag is cooking. he's building a new team. casemiro and rashford were just bandaids last season and you can see when he tried to play his traditional high press with these players he lost by big scorelines. he just needs to be more demanding of the glazers cause these signings will not cut it if our starters are rashford, antony and hojlund in the front. also eriksen + casemiro is a disasterous combination.

purely for the pes6 background music is worth a like bro

As a football fan, the word franchise just made my stomach churn..

"The run sadly ended in the semi".... You damn right it did 😏 coys

Love to see it

MANBANTER TOXNITED IS BACK BABY!!!!! So basically Onana is the GK version of TAA. An asset in attack and a liability in defense. If the Manager has lost the locker room, GET A NEW LOCKER ROOM!!! Ship Sancho and any other locker room issues out of the club!

Thanks for using ETH's bald head as the O

It all started when Mourinho came. Mourinho was a very good coach at utd but of course in every loss it was his fault amd the fans made him leave. Then came Ole. Once again every loss the fans blamed it on him. Then Ronaldo and ten hag came. Guess what. Every loss every bad performance was Ronaldo's fault. Ronaldo left and De gea mood dropped resulting in some bad performances of his. Instead of the utd fans encouraging him, they made the situation wven worse by blaming him for every loss. Lastly, do you remember when Ronaldo was telling that the dressing room climate was shit and the players didnt want to go to practice? Well guess what, he was right!! But man u fans dont want to admit it so it is onana's fault

Thanks fat asian for lifting me up from the foking depression 😂😂😂 this team man 😂

Things Aint Been The Same Since Pogba Buried That Hyena At Old Trafford