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Is The FBI Listening To Your Phone Calls?

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The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee

Күн бұрын

Two FBI agents monitor America's phone calls to catch the most dangerous terrorists threatening our country.
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@TheBabylonBee
@TheBabylonBee Жыл бұрын
Who else is the FBI targeting? Tell us in the comments.
@LRRPFco52
@LRRPFco52 Жыл бұрын
Intel whistle-blowers who see this stuff happen and report it. Suicide follows
@Video81501
@Video81501 Жыл бұрын
Catholics
@Video81501
@Video81501 Жыл бұрын
Grandmas who visited the capital early in 2021
@Video81501
@Video81501 Жыл бұрын
Anyone who watches Babylon Bee videos.
@joelafives
@joelafives Жыл бұрын
Charter Schools, FFL dealers, YAF members, Tucker
@YourSavant
@YourSavant Жыл бұрын
This is gold. Sounds exactly like the current FBI.
@to8860
@to8860 Жыл бұрын
So awesome!!!
@swisscheese3094
@swisscheese3094 Жыл бұрын
@Hi Back the blue generally means local PD and Sheriff, not feds.
@loreicmaster
@loreicmaster Жыл бұрын
Truth is stranger than fiction
@kenalbrecht5649
@kenalbrecht5649 Жыл бұрын
KGB, FBI, what's in an acronym
@joelmontero9439
@joelmontero9439 Жыл бұрын
Be careful they are always listening.
@rosezingleman5007
@rosezingleman5007 Жыл бұрын
1973: “I think my phone is bugged.” 2023: “Google, order my usual pizza.”
@jakegarrett8109
@jakegarrett8109 Жыл бұрын
@Last Chance Until there is static for the "love to" and it says "I'd _(pause)_ do"
@Sheri77
@Sheri77 Жыл бұрын
​@Last Chance this is woke Marxism now, you aren't allowed to say or do anything that goes against their agenda.
@FunkMaster_J
@FunkMaster_J Жыл бұрын
Well nowadays we have AI generated everything and it's only getting better and better. It's admissible in court and you have to prove it's not real....unfortunately our country has become the 4th Reich or the USSA.
@joshbras9400
@joshbras9400 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I've had worse spies in my home then Alexa.
@constantinosschinas4503
@constantinosschinas4503 Жыл бұрын
f*ck that hurt.
@welredd
@welredd Жыл бұрын
"Herro! This-uh China. You need more ingredient to make fentanyl?" "Si, senor. We’re gonna put the fentanyl in pinatas." These guys man, i can't 🤣🤣
@Ojthemighty
@Ojthemighty Жыл бұрын
Gold
@IngestedTransmitter
@IngestedTransmitter Жыл бұрын
"Sen mo spry barroon!"
@AwakenedAvocado
@AwakenedAvocado Жыл бұрын
Something Wong with this
@nPcDrone
@nPcDrone Жыл бұрын
I answer every phone call with "Tom's phone, this call will be monitored for government speech compliance. "
@Sheri77
@Sheri77 Жыл бұрын
😂
@beware3586
@beware3586 Жыл бұрын
How did you guys manage to film the FBI? You guys are super good
@johnbuiatti366
@johnbuiatti366 Жыл бұрын
Almost as cunning as the old project Veritas?
@mustang607
@mustang607 Жыл бұрын
Filming the FBI at work without having them know they've been filmed is patriotic these days.
@ulrichvonstomp6031
@ulrichvonstomp6031 Жыл бұрын
Oh! You guys! That wasn't the real FBI! They were just pretending! Gosh! Some people are So gullible!
@danmadison5087
@danmadison5087 Жыл бұрын
That's not the fbi. They have a purse and matching shoes.
@WeighedWilson
@WeighedWilson Жыл бұрын
The fbi guy uploaded it to their gaming app for street cred.
@szlava3641
@szlava3641 Жыл бұрын
"No yellows this time" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@riftshredder5438
@riftshredder5438 Жыл бұрын
His loss lol
@goldbud2287
@goldbud2287 Жыл бұрын
She love you long time
@jamesage24
@jamesage24 Жыл бұрын
Miso & Yum Yum.
@cutty-sark
@cutty-sark Жыл бұрын
Maybe he was talking about M&Ms? 😳
@CaffeinatedTigress
@CaffeinatedTigress Жыл бұрын
You do realize... that's actually part of a text exchange he had about hiring a female worker... right?
@MediaAttorney
@MediaAttorney Жыл бұрын
Aren't you guys supposed to be parody? This was more like a true-life documentary.
@1goldinga
@1goldinga Жыл бұрын
How do you make a parody of what's happening now? Have you seen the world recently? They keep trying to make parodies and it keeps coming true.
@johnbuiatti366
@johnbuiatti366 Жыл бұрын
They just need a good theme song now. Left boys, left boys, what you gonna do, when the right comes for you.......
@youtubesucks-yx6kk
@youtubesucks-yx6kk Жыл бұрын
Sad isn't it 😂
@gmancolo
@gmancolo Жыл бұрын
Yeah, NOT THE BEE!
@IngestedTransmitter
@IngestedTransmitter Жыл бұрын
The onion in 2008 was a manual for modern day policy
@Walter-wo5sz
@Walter-wo5sz Жыл бұрын
Let's just thank the fbi for being so vigilant in stopping misgendering and keeping concerned parents from going to PTA meetings.
@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 Жыл бұрын
Thanks Saint Karl for these two brave female special agents.
@choomahbungole5964
@choomahbungole5964 Жыл бұрын
Im glad words like based and red-pill are going to get me on a list.
@Dog.soldier1950
@Dog.soldier1950 Жыл бұрын
It’s the NSA listening not the FBI. The NSA passes it on to the FBI who do the “visit”.
@A_Random_Person27
@A_Random_Person27 Жыл бұрын
This is true...
@beanburritozz3044
@beanburritozz3044 Жыл бұрын
This is wrong. The nsa does the data collection but once a target is identified the FBI gets direct access to monitor you.
@grillhero7247
@grillhero7247 Жыл бұрын
Ft. Meade. Plenty of "call centers" located underground. Buildings look like they are 3 story but have another 3 deep in the ground. They all report to Daddy DirNSA
@ralphholiman7401
@ralphholiman7401 Жыл бұрын
Yep, other than that, though, pretty accurate.
@ralphholiman7401
@ralphholiman7401 Жыл бұрын
@@grillhero7247 , we used to do our quarterly firearms qualifications at Fort Meade. Talk about a dish and antennae farm.
@rclsm1021
@rclsm1021 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the Federal Bureau of Instigation.
@lancerevell5979
@lancerevell5979 Жыл бұрын
Federal Bureau of Intimidation. 🙄
@A_Random_Person27
@A_Random_Person27 Жыл бұрын
Federal Bureau of Insurrection 🤣
@TheCrayon0034
@TheCrayon0034 Жыл бұрын
Nah More like the KGB.
@theeclectic2919
@theeclectic2919 Жыл бұрын
@@TheCrayon0034 Kommunist Goon Bureau
@Johnsmith-ko9yj
@Johnsmith-ko9yj Жыл бұрын
"Dad, dad I need more money for crack and wh-res". " Hunter stop using this number it's not secure". "It's OK Dad we're part of the swamp".
@penismightier9278
@penismightier9278 Жыл бұрын
"For the last time, we're not part of it. We *ARE* the swamp."
@DustinBarlow8P
@DustinBarlow8P Жыл бұрын
"WTF DAD! That Hooker was 18!! I told you 16 is my cutoff!!! I don't want any girl over 16!"
@markriddle3282
@markriddle3282 Жыл бұрын
Son I need 10% of that action.
@ghostmanscores1666
@ghostmanscores1666 Жыл бұрын
Tape: "10% for the big guy." F.B.I: " Next."
@georgedavidson957
@georgedavidson957 Жыл бұрын
frankly as a brit this is what I assume the fbi does for a living. it certainly isnt focusing on organised (democrat) crime.
@marksmith4627
@marksmith4627 Жыл бұрын
Bingo!🤣🤣
@helgenlane
@helgenlane Жыл бұрын
Also looking at every twitter comment and like you have so they can pin you for a meme you liked ten years ago
@cvn6555
@cvn6555 Жыл бұрын
They have become the investigation and enforcement arm of the deep state and the democrats. The rot is not contained at the top but goes all the way through. It needs to be dismantled and a smaller replacement made with a strict mandate, robust oversight over every dept and every penny accounted for and a narrow focus. They need to do the exact same with every one of the intelligence agencies. NSA especially needs to be reined in. People need to go to jail for their illegal spying.
@deryckmcleod4608
@deryckmcleod4608 11 ай бұрын
No organized crime or any crime. American patriots, school moms and preachers are who they target for their reign of terror. Cowards.
@reubenmiller7988
@reubenmiller7988 Жыл бұрын
In the future people will watch this and wonder if we actually laughed at what was happening to us
@dougearnest7590
@dougearnest7590 Жыл бұрын
I think about this a lot. From the perspective of an historian, I think about leaving an account of what we're going through, and WHY we act/react the way we do - KNOWING they'll have those questions. "Why did they....?" "Why didn't they...?" "How could they allow this to happen?" My primary inspiration was all those people who say "How could the German people let that happen?" and "If I were alive when (guy with mustache) came to power, I would have ....." "Yeah, sure you would. So what are your plans for today?"
@concettaworkman5895
@concettaworkman5895 Жыл бұрын
@@dougearnest7590 Because all of you have been reared on bread and circuses.
@LMacNeill
@LMacNeill Жыл бұрын
"We're going to put the fentanyl in the piñatas." Completely innocuous! 😂
@herbertfawcett7213
@herbertfawcett7213 Жыл бұрын
i don't know about the FBI, but the NSA is recording all phone calls!
@aweeks6649
@aweeks6649 Жыл бұрын
You guys are great! Babylon Bee keeps us from going stone cold crazy
@OfficialAceFilms
@OfficialAceFilms Жыл бұрын
@Hi i love rings hot chicken wings! i didnt know they had an echo chamber?
@OfficialAceFilms
@OfficialAceFilms Жыл бұрын
@Hi lmaoo
@everready19373
@everready19373 Жыл бұрын
"Or PMS for short." Hilarious!
@jhorn928
@jhorn928 Жыл бұрын
FBI: "We locked up everyone who copied Homeward Bound" Me: 😬😬😬
@baberraza4231
@baberraza4231 Жыл бұрын
These guys should come with a warning... I literally can't stop laughing, and my stomach is hurting bad...
@John-uo1qf
@John-uo1qf Жыл бұрын
My wife looked at me with that "what's so funny" expression as I was cracking up
@alexjustalexyt1144
@alexjustalexyt1144 Жыл бұрын
alright it wasn't THAT funny
@davidcooke8005
@davidcooke8005 Жыл бұрын
Just prior to Brandon's inauguration my 86 year old mom was asking how phone surveillance worked. I told her everything was digitized, and the FBI had computers watching for certain words and phrases, then I gave two examples "Like, I want to blow up the inauguration, or I want to assassinate the Vice President." and if they hear them, then the phone number is red-flagged for greater scrutiny. A week later she had more questions, so I elaborated. When I said "I want to stop Joe Biden" there was an audible click, and suddenly there was an echo on the line. My mom asked "What was that?". I told her "That is the FBI, listening on the call." Then I went on "Hey FBI, you can relax. I'm a middle aged man in Seattle and my mom is 86. I'm just explaining how your phone surveillance works, and you guy need to up your game cuz we can hear you listening." Then there was another click and the echo went away. So yes, the FBI is listening to my phone calls.
@dougearnest7590
@dougearnest7590 Жыл бұрын
Amazing story -- thanks for sharing. I have a daughter who was majoring in Emergency Services, was taking Arabic, and had spent two sememster in two different Arabic-speaking countries to study the language for college credit. I am retired from the Navy, had spent time in the Arab world, and was a police officer. One evening we talked on the phone for over an hour, discussing what she was learning in school, a bit of my military history, what I was doing on 9-11 and the aftermath as everybody in town was reporting suspicious activity, her trips to Morocco and Jordan, my time in Oman and Bahrain, and somehow got off on the JFK assassination. At the end of the conversation I said "I wonder if the NSA was listening in." I'm still curious to see if I can get a copy of the recording.
@katieandkevinsears7724
@katieandkevinsears7724 Жыл бұрын
I've heard that strange click before. Back in the Obama days.
@smallfrypunk3647
@smallfrypunk3647 Жыл бұрын
This used to happen during the Cold War. As kids we would bait them by saything how much we missed the Motherland and how much we hated American capitalist pigs.
@SweatyFatGuy
@SweatyFatGuy Жыл бұрын
@@katieandkevinsears7724 when I would hear it I would make moaning sounds and clap my hands together rhythmically to simulate a fish flapping on bare thighs... Why not give them something to talk about? I like to talk about hypotheticals with a friend, because they are listening on the PCs, phones, tablets and TVs. I have lots of practice, my brother and I used to send emails to each other over the DOD email system, he was Army I was USAF. It got rather amusing...
@greendrummers
@greendrummers Жыл бұрын
That was so funny!!! Thanks for sharing!!🎉
@andrealindsay9980
@andrealindsay9980 Жыл бұрын
The FBI needs to be dismantled now!!!
@danbasford7456
@danbasford7456 Жыл бұрын
But then they would have to get honest jobs!! 😉
@hiskidkeller
@hiskidkeller Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't feel safe if the FBI wasn't listening to my phone calls and monitoring everything in my life. I need them like I need oxygen.
@ryanb509
@ryanb509 Жыл бұрын
Smart...they might be monitoring these comments.
@humbledone6382
@humbledone6382 Жыл бұрын
South Park Toilet Seat Administration (TSA)… If you know you know!
@anacc3257
@anacc3257 Жыл бұрын
@@ryanb509 Imagine getting paid to watch this quality entertainment 🤣
@AwakenedAvocado
@AwakenedAvocado Жыл бұрын
As an FBI, i am here to assure you we are not listening to all your phone calls
@vladivanov5500
@vladivanov5500 Жыл бұрын
@@AwakenedAvocado We investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong.
@acem82
@acem82 Жыл бұрын
I've named my FBI agent "Jody". The military people will understand. So, now I refer to Federal agents as "Jodys".
@lancerevell5979
@lancerevell5979 Жыл бұрын
I've always thought of them as "Oscars". 😆
@oldtop4682
@oldtop4682 Жыл бұрын
But do they have your girl, your car, your house etc. and are gone?
@lukethekuya
@lukethekuya Жыл бұрын
We name the glowies
@acem82
@acem82 Жыл бұрын
@@oldtop4682 No, but they do take from my wallet. After all, Jody only takes what he can. If I gave these Jodys a chance, they'd take everything!
@AwakenedAvocado
@AwakenedAvocado Жыл бұрын
Mines Karen. Karens always listening. Like, to everything.
@fraggit
@fraggit Жыл бұрын
I used to be a telephone engineer back in the 80s and 90s in the UK. The government/police sometimes used vans with our livery on them to monitor people visually and electronically. There was one place where we had a telephone cabinet that was opposite a church that used to give help to recovering drug addicts. It turned out to be where a massive amount of heroin dealing was going on, and they got busted, which was good. The only problem was, everytime you went to that cab you'd get abuse, spitting, verbal and sometimes physical abuse, because obviously the druggies would think you were a narc. I wouldn't of minded, but they didn't close the drug rehabilitation, the church, or give the engineers any warning that they had done an operation there. We only found out after an engineer nearly got stabbed. I was always a little bit more cautious working on street furniture after that.
@tv10morehead
@tv10morehead Жыл бұрын
ON THE HOOK help me with a class action lawsuit ASAP, need affidavits, evidences, there are those that have been damaged by this "HOOK BYPASS SWITCH" automated audio back hauled and locking up phone lines by glitches since the mid 1990s , bad code and or harassment. MOSSAD / Talpiot had been gifted the Sessionizer code from William Binney's division AT NSA s sometime in the mid 1990s and sold back to NSA via Boeing and Verizon, as NARUS and Verit, but there's bad code and bad actors to mess with people I got witnesses and evidence for 26 years of tears, no one will help. NOT EFF NOT ACLU not William Binney or several others .... be bold Project Veritas ? Nope...
@reginaalbanese6545
@reginaalbanese6545 Жыл бұрын
This is funny but unfortunately this is actually happening. So sad for our country
@rebeccafox2485
@rebeccafox2485 Жыл бұрын
@Content_enjoyer right like when multiple people gave info to FBI about florida school shooter a few years back. So sad. Could have been prevented if they took action.
@rockstarofredondo
@rockstarofredondo Жыл бұрын
@@rebeccafox2485 well, they wanted the *shooter* to take the action.
@coondogsoutdooradventures2484
@coondogsoutdooradventures2484 Жыл бұрын
That one deserves an A+ . Great job! It's funny how the truth is funny.
@lancerevell5979
@lancerevell5979 Жыл бұрын
And nowadays, truth is a felony.
@concettaworkman5895
@concettaworkman5895 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, fucking hilarious what the commies are doing to the country. Banksters, that is.
@REXOB9
@REXOB9 Жыл бұрын
This would be humorous if it weren't so true. Thanks Bee.
@guruthossindarin3563
@guruthossindarin3563 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant. But the really scary part is it doesn't take humans to do the listening anymore. If it did, only "important" people would be monitored.
@SG-js2qn
@SG-js2qn Жыл бұрын
Once again ... the Bee is indistinguishable from reality.
@samj1185
@samj1185 Жыл бұрын
Looks like it's been amateur hour at the FBI for a while now.
@synlov9526
@synlov9526 Жыл бұрын
The fact the Las Vegas motive thing was brought up even though so little people care any more. People move on so easy.
@maxwellcrazycat9204
@maxwellcrazycat9204 Жыл бұрын
Someone in my hood named their WIFI network. FBI Surveillance Van. Too funny!
@rosmundsen
@rosmundsen Жыл бұрын
Wow!! The Bee started making documentaries!
@520sweeper
@520sweeper Жыл бұрын
What's sad is this is exactly how the FBI is now
@lookupverazhou8599
@lookupverazhou8599 Жыл бұрын
There should be a UN disclaimer at the top that says, no, they are not actually listening.
@oogiev2
@oogiev2 Жыл бұрын
Those two stunning and brave FBI agents have been commended and promoted for arresting that pizza 🍕 manic, heard he got 10 to life for his abomination.
@davidcoleman6211
@davidcoleman6211 Жыл бұрын
They dropped the charges when they found out he was a Democrat.
@oogiev2
@oogiev2 Жыл бұрын
@@davidcoleman6211 The most abhorrent of pizza 🍕 orders are not allowed even by Demonrats unless he was a friend of Bill Gates.
@gallendugall8913
@gallendugall8913 Жыл бұрын
Technically the FBI uses a computer to listen in on all calls (yes redundant to the NSA) and forwards anything that triggers a "flag" to be sent for review. If the agent reviewing confirms the flag the FBI puts your name on a list and they get wire tap approval, usually five thousand names at a time, from a Federal judge. There after a separate computer compiles all of your calls looking for prosecutable offenses. If they find something... nothing. Not unless they have some other reason to go after you and then the call records come out. About a quarter of the country is under this level of fishing for blackmail monitoring.
@stype8468
@stype8468 Жыл бұрын
Yep 90 million people
@tv10morehead
@tv10morehead Жыл бұрын
MOSSAD / Talpiot has been gifted the Sessionizer code from William Binney's divisions sometime in the mid 1990s and sold back to NSA via BOeing and Verizon, as NARUS and Verit, but there's bad code and bad actors to mess with people I got witnesses and evidence for 26 years of tears, no one will help.
@victorrodriguez4060
@victorrodriguez4060 Жыл бұрын
Glad to see that the FBI still has some good in them. That pizza order was truly a criminal offense!😂
@franciscodanconia4324
@franciscodanconia4324 Жыл бұрын
I'm amazed you Babylon Bee guys could sneak a hidden camera this deep into the FBI's operations.
@shadowisp911
@shadowisp911 Жыл бұрын
I can't prove their listening, but I can prove their watching. My phone camera makes a grinding sound every time the camera turns on, and lets just say I'm not the only one who can take pictures with my phone.
@deryckmcleod4608
@deryckmcleod4608 11 ай бұрын
Gives me an idea to keep my phone in my underwear and when the NSA/FBI want to see something, it will be my sack...
@thegreatgatsby8180
@thegreatgatsby8180 Жыл бұрын
This documentary about FBI IS mind boggling to say the least.
@jlynch1024
@jlynch1024 Жыл бұрын
Pretty spot on. This is exactly what the FBI is doing, except they are sitting in their mom's basement, not a van.
@sharagraves6492
@sharagraves6492 Жыл бұрын
You didn't get me! I copyrighted Homeward Bound last month!!!😂
@nhmooytis7058
@nhmooytis7058 Жыл бұрын
They’ll be knocking soon....
@marquiqueecsdawdle6777
@marquiqueecsdawdle6777 Жыл бұрын
No wonder I always hear a third party when I'm calling someone. Thanks Babylon Bee!
@charlesmangum2100
@charlesmangum2100 Жыл бұрын
It is a sad day when you cannot trust your own government.
@VinnieSutra
@VinnieSutra Жыл бұрын
You guys continue to outdo yourselves. Funny, yet on point.
@leswelch4491
@leswelch4491 Жыл бұрын
I thought i was watching a patody FBI series on phone tapping, making sure they get the bad guys, then realised it was exactly like this when they listen to your calls.
@mhods4457
@mhods4457 Жыл бұрын
This is probably more accurate than we would think.
@dakkenblah1450
@dakkenblah1450 Жыл бұрын
It’s depressing how real this is
@lonepop1
@lonepop1 Жыл бұрын
So we all know this was SUPPOSED to be facetious. BUT... ten years ago when my son was in school here, his American Sign Language class was visited by recruiters from the NSA. The NSA has a "data" center here, which looks like a MAMMOTH block house (imagine a building about three or four stories tall and about three times the size of a busy mall with no windows). The recruiters bragged that the NSA would now be listening to EVERY call in the US, and WATCHING through every electronic communications system in existence to EVERY call, post (like this one!), radio transmission and CAMERA. They said they had almost every language covered, but lacked one thing: ASL translators to interpret what was seen on camera.
@heiko272
@heiko272 Жыл бұрын
Love it that you put the “extended warranty” bit in there 😂😂😂
@blackmetalmatters9101
@blackmetalmatters9101 Жыл бұрын
I always play loud Heavy Metal for my FBI guy. I can see him in his van, fuming.
@tv10morehead
@tv10morehead Жыл бұрын
SO YOU GET IT, the phones can be sending out audio when you think they are off / On the hook and my experience with that goes right on back to 1997 but old POTS black desk rotory and wall phones could have HOOK BYPASS SWITCH audio back hauled since maybe the 1940s to listen in for intellectual theft, blackmail , extortion, insider trading, manipulations beyond what is depicted in the video. Seriously, I have evidences of the PLANNED PERJURY PROGRAM where fruit from the poison tree was used to do "Parallel construction", forget Attorney Client Privacy or the 1st 4th 5th 6th amendments as William Binney says "they just SCRAPPED THE ENTIRE LEGAL SYSTEM " or as Director Clapper said "It is such a great program if we can keep it a secret" (NSA spying in general but #ICREACH and #XKEYSCORE as well as a whole raft of ANTcatalog tools. that ended up for sale on the Dark Web and #Vault7 helped expose that. Less automated forms prior to VOICE TO TEXT of about 1969, required whole rooms full of women transcribing what they heard until things got more automated by the mid 1990s vast acres of computers recording it all, since about 2007 that's even encrypted data under the theory it will be able to be broken in 10 years . HOWEVER your cell room audio is unencrypted to go on to other networks in the clear, to be back hauled to Fusion Centers and NSA. Clear as mud ? I have heard this and recorded it and broadcast live 'glitches' in their system locally on Cable. It won't vanish posted in too many places, but who will help ? EFF no, William Binney ? No, Dinsmore communication Lawyers, no, ACLU lol you kidding ? NO
@drewmusselman
@drewmusselman Жыл бұрын
I haven’t watched main stream media in at least two years. Aside from snippets here and there, but this is real news I can get behind! Thanks, Babylonbee for condensing real news down to its purest form a truthful joke!
@Dagoth_Ur_1
@Dagoth_Ur_1 Жыл бұрын
Haha. What's sad is comedy sketches that would previously be seen as completely ridiculous - are all mirroring reality perfectly.
@leannevitale3228
@leannevitale3228 Жыл бұрын
this is seriously priceless. pity its so true.
@WM3636-d1c
@WM3636-d1c Жыл бұрын
My family was talking about this exact same thing last night, Babylon Bee, are you listning?
@Frostified
@Frostified Жыл бұрын
I did a test recently to see if devices were listening. I declared that I was looking for vintage bowling balls. I picked something that has no market and nobody is running ads etc. and yep, I got vintage bowling ball ads via paid sponsors on FB.
@dougearnest7590
@dougearnest7590 Жыл бұрын
@@Frostified - No you didn't. I ran this past the Facebook independent fact checkers and they told me things like this don't happen.
@loueckert4970
@loueckert4970 Ай бұрын
Finally, a government agency that actually LISTENS to you
@xsiunnu
@xsiunnu Жыл бұрын
Let's give them something to talk about!!!
@MsSweetlandofliberty
@MsSweetlandofliberty Жыл бұрын
Genius! Great writing, acting and camera work! Thanks to all of you at The Bee👏
@artiecullen2511
@artiecullen2511 Жыл бұрын
Love you guys 💪🤣😂🇺🇸🙏
@ItsMeTheDee
@ItsMeTheDee Жыл бұрын
Those darn car insurance calls!! Aghhhh 😂
@terryboyer1342
@terryboyer1342 Жыл бұрын
Rumor has it that a car insurance offer was the first call received by Alexander G Bell.
@ItsMeTheDee
@ItsMeTheDee Жыл бұрын
@@terryboyer1342 That commie! He was in on the scheme all along...
@Johnsmith-ko9yj
@Johnsmith-ko9yj Жыл бұрын
Your are without doubt one of the best channels on YT. Respect.
@7stringst3r
@7stringst3r Жыл бұрын
These guys have the best job ever
@thejarretlemaster
@thejarretlemaster Жыл бұрын
Siaka!! Loved this brother! Thanks for a great day! Jordon! Brandon! Emma!! Adam!!
@SongstaForLife
@SongstaForLife Жыл бұрын
And Matt’s van.
@juicebowl
@juicebowl Жыл бұрын
If this was only fiction.
@brianb6969
@brianb6969 Жыл бұрын
The Best BEE Yet!! Thank you Bees!!!
@MichaelGalt
@MichaelGalt Жыл бұрын
Suddenly, everything makes sense. Thank you for the inside look into the FBI, very enlightening. 🙏🏻
@Nancy-yf6mw
@Nancy-yf6mw Жыл бұрын
Us kids in the 60’s were aware of “Big Brother” listening 😂
@drrocketman7794
@drrocketman7794 Жыл бұрын
I always assume they are, either them or the NSA
@riftshredder5438
@riftshredder5438 Жыл бұрын
Wow, I'm not the only one that remembers Homeward Bound
@CrossingJordan
@CrossingJordan Жыл бұрын
It’s 2023, you guys have SO much content to work with!😂
@pitmanairforce
@pitmanairforce Жыл бұрын
That was fantastic, well done Babylon Bee!
@therovingranger
@therovingranger Жыл бұрын
The best news site in the world!! Thanks Babylon Bee! 😊😊
@kirkmorrison6131
@kirkmorrison6131 Жыл бұрын
I have started playing Irish Fiddle music for my FBI Agent.
@lancerevell5979
@lancerevell5979 Жыл бұрын
I'd go with a combo of "Baby Shark Song" and "Puberty Blues".
@rockstarofredondo
@rockstarofredondo Жыл бұрын
@@lancerevell5979 Peanut Butter Jellytime on loop.
@nhmooytis7058
@nhmooytis7058 Жыл бұрын
Make him listen to the audio from Riverdance. Ni wake that’s TOO cruel.
@kirkmorrison6131
@kirkmorrison6131 Жыл бұрын
@@nhmooytis7058 Can't have cruel and unusual punishment for ATF
@nhmooytis7058
@nhmooytis7058 Жыл бұрын
@@kirkmorrison6131 I had to sit through Riverdance to be polite to a friend. I barely made it without screaming...and I was raised Irish Catholic! ☘️
@JohnSmith-jp6sc
@JohnSmith-jp6sc Жыл бұрын
Fabulous, side splitting.
@alexandrelorusso2178
@alexandrelorusso2178 Жыл бұрын
"Phone Monitoring System, or PMS for short" LOOOOOOOL The subtle jokes are just GOLD
@briancleveland6115
@briancleveland6115 Жыл бұрын
Rick Grimes and Morgan Jones are Great 👍 on Babylon 🤣
@redstateforever
@redstateforever Жыл бұрын
I’m laughing, but I’m also sitting here with the camera on my iPad covered up. Pass me a tinfoil hat, my old one’s a bit worn out.
@soundspartan
@soundspartan Жыл бұрын
Christopher Wray will have these two special agents FRONT and CENTER at the next awards ceremony!
@keithsorrels6903
@keithsorrels6903 Жыл бұрын
I love BB! Truth that's hilarious.
@Bad_Llama
@Bad_Llama Жыл бұрын
Lol, I feel sorry for the rank-and-file FBI agents. The leadership is figuratively insane. Keep making us laugh!
@deryckmcleod4608
@deryckmcleod4608 11 ай бұрын
Nope, if they had honor, they would quit...
@CJ-hz1uj
@CJ-hz1uj Жыл бұрын
Maybe am laughing harder ‘cause this is so personal. Seems like another big win for BB comedy. Also it’s too true to even be parody.
@epa316
@epa316 Жыл бұрын
If they listen to my phone calls, then they’ll come after me because my phone calls are terminally boring
@melissag.664
@melissag.664 Жыл бұрын
"Or PMS, for short..." Im rolling! 😂🤣😂
@mattdillon4398
@mattdillon4398 Жыл бұрын
"And no yellows this time". LOL! Bee, you keep raising the bar.
@timmylittle2406
@timmylittle2406 Жыл бұрын
Damn, you guys do documentaries now….wow
@robg8433
@robg8433 Жыл бұрын
Hmmm🤔🤔🤔 You'd be surprised what data they can attach to your phone (plant) to frame you...👈🏽👈🏽👈🏽
@lestatangel
@lestatangel Жыл бұрын
Fun fact if you change your device every 90 days they have to get another warrant. So I have two Androids and I change them every 90 days back and forth. It's not about getting a warrant for your phone number they have to get a warrant for the actual device. Just sharing....
@parjau4554
@parjau4554 Жыл бұрын
Tragically, comically, this now appears to be the truth.
@MichaelKunz-mt2oo
@MichaelKunz-mt2oo Жыл бұрын
Maybe the FBI 9sn't listening, but the NSA actually is.
@Sheri77
@Sheri77 Жыл бұрын
Most likely, this woke Marxism has become global.
@ninj333
@ninj333 Жыл бұрын
china giving fentynal for the cartels to sell to americans. i like how you included them ignoring that haha
@rfe8nn2
@rfe8nn2 Жыл бұрын
The Great IRS always ready and waiting!!!
@sigmacademy
@sigmacademy Жыл бұрын
"VHS Copyright Enforcement... it took us 30 years, but we locked up everyone who ever made an illegal copy of Homeward Bound." *holds up a Disney movie* THANK YOU, Babylon Bee. Your subtext is *chef's kiss*
@wealthprosper6251
@wealthprosper6251 Жыл бұрын
People will laugh because they think it’s funny. I laugh because it’s actually true
@NotDeadYetJim
@NotDeadYetJim Жыл бұрын
You are nailing the satire. Good stuff 😂
@ralphholiman7401
@ralphholiman7401 Жыл бұрын
Well it's technically not the FBI, its the NSA, but they provide all of the data to the FBI so it really doesn't matter.
@markberman6708
@markberman6708 Жыл бұрын
Dear FBI, Huckleberry and KMA!😂😂😂😂
@donm5354
@donm5354 Жыл бұрын
Yeah.. occasionally I tell whoever Im on the phone with to say HI to the FBI guys who are listening... 😅
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