More Frightening But 100% True Facts About Guns

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11 ай бұрын

It is super important to know your stuff when it comes to debating ultra-MAGA Republicans about guns. This video will arm you (but not "arm" as in the scary gun way) with completely true knowledge nuggets about guns and gun crime. END GUN VIOLENCE TODAY.
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@TheBabylonBee 11 ай бұрын

If you were a ghost, whom would you haunt?

@ThatRandomStrategist 11 ай бұрын

The person who lied at my funeral

@001Catey 11 ай бұрын

Its hard to haunt anyone when we have all been mudered by guns this past week. Maybe the gun, yeah, I would haunt the gun.

@SplashOfOrange 11 ай бұрын

I'd come back as a Ghost Gun and I'd haunt politicians who pass stupid gun laws. 👻

@jfhunting1 11 ай бұрын

Biden

@Hayden_Hockensmith 11 ай бұрын

I would just laugh in Kamala's ear every once In a while.

@danielkutcher5704 9 ай бұрын

Somewhere, a liberal is taking this seriously.

@darrellmessbarger3827 4 ай бұрын

Somewhere?????? EVERYWHERE. They already believe that is all true.

@gavindooly2375 4 ай бұрын

I hate that that's true.

@ademas2010 4 ай бұрын

Per cap peeta

@sussyslurp 3 ай бұрын

"Ordinary men and women are too small-minded to govern their own affairs. Order and progress can only come when individuals surrender their rights to an all-powerful sovereign."

@LostinmyAmazingness 3 ай бұрын

Liberals believe anything and everything. I mean, they think they are men but women but really toasters. And if you were a toaster, wouldn’t you be afraid of guns??

@trinianblack 11 ай бұрын

I remember when I was a teenager, I'd always walk down to the local Borders for a good book, and end up coming home with a bag full of handguns. It's a real problem, people.

@jonathanshumpert9549 11 ай бұрын

Where is the Glock aisle at the library?

@Tommy_Two_Two 11 ай бұрын

LoL! My favorite comment so far. 😂

@jhutch1470 11 ай бұрын

@@jonathanshumpert9549Just wait for someone on the loud speaker say "clean up in aisle 4," then go there.

@weebee6922 11 ай бұрын

this one is great @@Tommy_Two_Two

@impalamama7302 11 ай бұрын

@@jonathanshumpert9549 It is just one over from the AR 15 aisle.

@Maxid1 4 ай бұрын

93million gun deaths a day and there's STILL a line at STARBUCKS!!!!????

@8d4o0c4 4 ай бұрын

Looks like Starbucks is a gun-free zone, obvs.

@Maxid1 4 ай бұрын

@@8d4o0c4 nope. I can get all the shots I want there.

@bobpeterson7176 4 ай бұрын

Those are all the leftover people who don't like guns. No one would shoot anyone at Starbucks.

@mastercoolguy2809 4 ай бұрын

Be the change you want in life

@Maxid1 4 ай бұрын

@@mastercoolguy2809 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel.

@Indeed48 4 ай бұрын

I did the math, if the USA looses 93mil people a day to gun violence then the birth rate to maintain our population is ~20k births per year per woman. Truly wonderful work American women do to keep our country going!

@gravesclayton3604 4 ай бұрын

That was our brain-dead Governor here in VA up through 2018. Didn't you know Virginia hillbillies breed like rabbits? We repopulated the entire country in just 5 years, from zero to about 375 million, and without anyone noticing.

@justtrollinalong977 4 ай бұрын

My god…OnlyFns makes sense now. They HAVE to bang that much in order to maintain our national population! Goddammit - dem hos are da real heroes! 🫡🇺🇸

@YamatoFukkatsu 4 ай бұрын

Imagine giving birth to twenty-thousandlets.

@greghardy9476 4 ай бұрын

Now chicka bow wow!

@amirferdhany3177 4 ай бұрын

Sweet havenly Jesus, even the trans women ? Truly an amazing feat of humanity

@tadaokou4919 10 ай бұрын

"We lose 93 million Americans a day to gun violence" As an outside observer, I do have to compliment you on your insanely high birth rates👏

@TheProAer 10 ай бұрын

If that's the case we would have a zero population in 4 DAYS!! LOL

@edwardhollis8737 10 ай бұрын

Politicians don't do arithmetic democrats are even worse

@ririhoshino 10 ай бұрын

@@TheProAer don't worry, as long as you accept 94 million migrants a day, your future is safe!

@jonahlanik8915 10 ай бұрын

Pretty much

@mrspecialeducation7297 10 ай бұрын

well any american knows that our population is swelling faster than innocent criminals can kill us(not because of the border crisis of course).

@briantanner5478 11 ай бұрын

Being able to identify the humor in this video should be a prerequisite for debating gun control laws.

@m118lr 11 ай бұрын

Truth!

@coolbreeze6198 11 ай бұрын

💯 %

@oldfarthacks 11 ай бұрын

Being willing to believe that a Democrat can lie is what is really needed, something that most of the people they dupe are not able to do.

@kwesigafrank6442 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 comment of the year

@brandonb417 11 ай бұрын

Sad thing is this video will probably be picked up for policy making. Less the ammo ad.

@DOHARKsmash 4 ай бұрын

Fun fact. Since this video was posted an entire 16,740,000,000 people have been killed in shootings.

@neckofthewoods24 4 ай бұрын

I mean it’s a good thing then we just hit 8,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 people on earth.

@AngelofDeath1431 3 ай бұрын

@@neckofthewoods24With those kinds of numbers, when is the planet going to fall out of the Sun's orbit? Enquiring minds want to know!

@klpittman1 3 ай бұрын

That was 93 million Americans per day. At this time, we’ve all been killed by guns 65.6 times. Somebody needs to stop reporting dats and take a basic math class.

@theodoreyoung7946 2 ай бұрын

And none were illegals.

@DOHARKsmash 2 ай бұрын

@@theodoreyoung7946 ?

@timothycrump5634 3 ай бұрын

"Why? Because this one is black, and therefore it is scarier, and instantly more dangerous. A universal principle that applies in any scenario." 💀💀💀 And the best explanation of the year goes too... 🏆

@sgeorgeBJ 3 ай бұрын

after 150 kills they unlock the golden one...

@wayneantoniazzi2706 2 ай бұрын

There's more than a grain of a sorry truth in that. So much so that I'd advise if you're buying a home protection firearm buy a nice conservative-looking shotgun that looks like someone's grandfather might have gone hunting with. Remember if you have to use it depending on the jurisdiction you're going to be in front of a grand jury. You don't want them to think you're a pathetic Rambo wanna-be. Perception is everything. "Oh! My grandpa had a gun like that! He was a nice man too!"

@ZuluZizo Ай бұрын

www.youtube.com/@timothycrump5634 Despite shooting 13.50 NATO....

@Corinne-ck1gt 11 ай бұрын

I used to support gun ownership, but after seeing this video…..I am seriously considering getting another one

@-James-A 11 ай бұрын

It's people like you with glocks that kill 93 million people an hour. Sorry, 93 million people *a day*

@kerrybarneyiii1202 11 ай бұрын

I mean hey, the national average is 5 per person last I heard, so if you have less you’re dragging us down!

@actionjackson1stIDF 11 ай бұрын

You better get it quick because at the rate of 93 million americans a day dying because of gun violence that means we are all dead in four days.

@Dan-qg7le 11 ай бұрын

@@kerrybarneyiii1202Yep, 400 million guns divided by 80-90 million gun owners. Beautiful

@turbinejunkie 11 ай бұрын

@@kerrybarneyiii1202I thought 5 was the average that people bring with them when they travel? 5 guns x 6 people in my household = less than the amount I lost in my last boating accident

@kingofthorns203 11 ай бұрын

When I was a teenager I was scared of guns. Then I read about what happened to the populations of people who had their guns confiscated.

@mrlink206 11 ай бұрын

And we’re enlightened………..by the utter stupidity of those who are afraid of guns, and not the people holding them.

@gbart7857 11 ай бұрын

Same here. Learned to shoot them, realized they didn't do anything or inspire anything by themselves. Read about Armenia, Germany, and many other clear follies of the 20th century. In some cases guns were banned in just the years before people were rounded up, and in others the existing disarmed state of the citizenry left whole people groups open to genocide. Never decreasing violent crime, but always making people more vulnerable to becoming one of the ~100 million people per century that are systematically eliminated by their own governments for one calloused reason or another.

@dansmith3507 11 ай бұрын

Conspiracy theorist!!🤫

@mrlink206 11 ай бұрын

@@dansmith3507 SILENCE, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!!!!! 😂

@Twiddle_things 11 ай бұрын

Shhhh! Hateful extremist homophobic transphobic bigotry!

@zebatov 4 ай бұрын

“It makes it a higher caliber weapon come out of it.”

@RonaldSkancke 4 ай бұрын

It's truly scary that people so uninformed have any say about gun control.

@theRPGmaster 3 ай бұрын

Russian nesting gun

@rosssmith9135 3 ай бұрын

Yes that's true. From .22 caliber to .50 caliber just that easy

@lastdaysdreamer 3 ай бұрын

@@theRPGmaster 😂😂

@lastdaysdreamer 3 ай бұрын

@@theRPGmasterso funny!!

@ZombasticRex 4 ай бұрын

It's easier to buy a gun than it is to buy a book? How does anyone believe that?

@TH-sz9jr 3 ай бұрын

Because their messiah said it. And you’re racist if you disagree with Obama

@nthgth 3 ай бұрын

Because Obama said it -- that's all it takes

@benjaminfreeman8111 2 ай бұрын

How does anyone believe anything any politician says. John 6:37

@davidzielke3868 2 ай бұрын

Ba'aaa'aaaaa

@mikem6176 Ай бұрын

Because Barack Obama said so, and if you dare to disagree with him then you’re a racist. And you probably drive an old car. And you watch a lot of tv.

@taofledermaus 11 ай бұрын

I think clown guns might be scarier than ghost guns.

@smokeyplane3285 11 ай бұрын

do confetti rounds fall under the second amendment?

@mattmarzula 11 ай бұрын

Clowns protected by men with guns are more dangerous.

@bombomos 11 ай бұрын

Oh no don't give them ideas

@jeffbachmann7161 11 ай бұрын

Are clown guns those used to protect liberal politicians?

@usonumabeach300 11 ай бұрын

What about clown ghost guns

@glenbard657 11 ай бұрын

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant. It's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan

@scapegoat1313 10 ай бұрын

Reagan was a dildo... but I guess he was right about that

@oofoof6577 10 ай бұрын

Well I mean Liberals and Leftists dominate pretty much every university level field but keep acting like your side is the logical one I guess

@wisemankugelmemicus1701 10 ай бұрын

"Time to create the Firearms Owner Protection Act of 1986 and outlaw machine guns" - Also Reagen

@mattfoltz7752 10 ай бұрын

I'm beginning to think he was wrong. They're actually dumbasses.

@DB-yj3qc 10 ай бұрын

@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Yeah, "We can thank the N.R.A. for that" being added. 🤬 I remember a conversation I had with my uncle about his quitting his membership to the N.R.A. and that specifically. Sadly it was "the only one" back then and led by "the fudd's" the same reason he wouldn't have a Ruger firearm since it was William R. as a big push on that too.

@grprather 4 ай бұрын

I live in a small town with a population of 25 where almost everyone owns a gun. Sadly, we lose about 30 people every day from gun violence here and our women can't have babies fast enough to sustain the town's population. 😜

@steelengine4265 4 ай бұрын

I'm very sorry about your situation, we need to work together to ban guns 🤝😔 Lmao I'm sorry that's too funny 🤣

@warpspeednow 2 ай бұрын

As a male, you wouldn't get anything done, too busy doing the horizontal folk dance..

@grprather 2 ай бұрын

@@warpspeednow 😂

@Ballaholic17 Ай бұрын

Wow you guys are losing -5 people per day. That's tragic 😥

@grprather Ай бұрын

I hope people didn’t take my comment seriously!

@exgenica 3 ай бұрын

We need to close this huge LOOPHOLE... EVERY gun sale must require the buyer to show a valid Library Card.

@bowbowjang4281 4 күн бұрын

Underrated comment

@samharris5574 11 ай бұрын

As a student librarian, it’s truly heartbreaking how many kids walk in to borrow from our massive selection of evil guns instead of our tiny, preciously guarded section of books

@canislatrans8285 11 ай бұрын

Just hide the guns in the dewey drawers, or have a rotary phone be a gun lock.

@FDE_Doom_Girl 10 ай бұрын

Where? Lol

@the_sinner 10 ай бұрын

Don't get brainwashed by videos like this. They can't back it up with facts. They will back it up with lies and fabricated "proof".

@pillowninja2036 10 ай бұрын

That was good I laughed pretty hard

@ookami5329 10 ай бұрын

I went to my local library the other day to get a book, and the process of checking it out was so complicated and strict that I finally just gave up and went to the gun aisle, grabbed a gun, and demanded that they give me a book at gunpoint, and it still didn't work. I mean I get why security against borrowing books is so strict because of how dangerous knowledge is, but I wish I could just read something for once :(

@JesusIsKing_AlphaandOmega 11 ай бұрын

"93 million Americans a day" "The 400 million total population" Yea that adds up

@JesusIsKing_AlphaandOmega 11 ай бұрын

30 mag clips *wheeze*

@PALACIO254 10 ай бұрын

Oh God we're almost extinct

@Mets2015WorldSeries 10 ай бұрын

Actual 330 million population is shaking in its boots.

@unselling1822 10 ай бұрын

Only 3 more days

@bryanwoods3373 10 ай бұрын

And that means 33 billion deaths annually. World population is 7.888 billion.

@joewilson2258 4 ай бұрын

I would rather have a gun and not use it than not have any guns and need one for the protection of my life and the lives of my family.

@bunk95 4 ай бұрын

Some of my slaves and you are being lied about as a family? Are you being violently stopped from killing the waste humans?

@vladloukine2813 29 күн бұрын

I think the biggest argument against that is if anyone can buy a gun for "self defense" then a criminal can also lie and buy a gun for "self defence". In the words of CGP Grey: "It is impossible to build a lock that only angels can open and devils cannot. And anyone who disagrees is either naïve, or not as much of an angel as they seem."

@1st_Force_Recliner Күн бұрын

@vladloukine2813 does it hurt to be that stupid?

@stylishscoundrel 6 ай бұрын

How many people do you think didn’t know this was a joke

@russhoover6768 4 ай бұрын

The same amount that voted for anyone with a "D".

@gravesclayton3604 4 ай бұрын

Oh that's easy, 80 million, lol!

@teamflanneloutdoors5631 3 ай бұрын

And there in lies the problem

@pacifistminigun3987 2 ай бұрын

it took me far too much time to get it was satire tbh lol

@jakemenard2593 Ай бұрын

Judging by the 2020 election, approximately 80+ million.

@southwestrecusant 11 ай бұрын

The Ghost Gun was truly terrifying. 93 million people a day are lost to this public health emergency. Thank you for these facts.

@pearlllg 11 ай бұрын

93 million AMERICANS a day!!! That is so terrifying!!! If this keeps up, in about 100 years there will be no more Americans!

@mk6315 11 ай бұрын

It’s called a ghost gun because it turns people into ghosts

@danagray9709 11 ай бұрын

And that's just in the US! It sure is a good thing that places like Africa and South America exist where no one is ever murdered by guns!

@bigshoe84 11 ай бұрын

That’s hilarious, the entire population of the US would be gone in like 4 days.

@joeysplats3209 11 ай бұрын

And that's just in America!

@ThatRandomStrategist 11 ай бұрын

All my friends used to be murderers but then once gun restrictions were imposed they realized that they could no longer use there guns and all quit being criminals and lived happily ever after.

@mrlink206 11 ай бұрын

Kum-by-yaaaaaaaa……….

@NRDavis-wl8vn 11 ай бұрын

I want some of what They're Smoking 😏😣🤯 👍✌️🥰

@zeronomon 11 ай бұрын

That happened in my neighborhood now it’s safer then ever!

@joeysplats3209 11 ай бұрын

Where guns? THERE guns!

@bendover3820 11 ай бұрын

One of your friends murdered me once.

@user-nj6ne1pe4s Ай бұрын

We are ranked something like 8 or 9 in gun violence. If you took out the 6 largest 'DEMOCRAT CITIES', our homicide rate due to firearms would put us in 100th place...

@jimcityboy5106 4 ай бұрын

Amendment 2 - Right to Bear Arms. Ratified 12/15/1791. A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

@beowulfsrevenge4369 11 ай бұрын

I'm disappointed in you, Babylon Bee. You taught the general public about the dangers of bump-stocks but failed to mention the danger that is a "fully-semi-automatic rifle" shame on you.

@nathandrabing5942 11 ай бұрын

They covered that one in the previous video!

@justins3810 11 ай бұрын

It's just too scary

@Norm475 11 ай бұрын

Or high-capacity caliber bullets.

@UltraGalaxyify 11 ай бұрын

Hey! That's fully-semi-automatic-ASSAULT rifle! Get it right, ya gun-totin' bigot!

@raypurchase801 11 ай бұрын

I love your name. You wouldn't be allowed to kill Grendel today. Just give the monster a back rub.

@lloydlloyd3236 11 ай бұрын

93 million a day? I can't believe somebody said that, there's only 400 million people who live in America so we'd be gone within 5 days

@ericsfishingadventures4433 11 ай бұрын

Joe briben earns the Oscar for saying the dumbest lies! The guy can't even figure out who crapped his own pants! 🤣

@Norm475 11 ай бұрын

Why tell the truth when most people will accept a lie just as well. I remember one of the global warming nuts, strike that, I mean climate change nuts said we are having the hottest summer in 120, 000 years. I didn't think the thermometer was that old, much less that we have been keeping records for that long. I remember that dumb-ass Demorat congressman said we can't put more soldiers on Guam because it would sink.

@xandror 11 ай бұрын

It's actually 93 a day but that doesn't sound nearly as scary so he said 93 million.

@sageoldmann5157 11 ай бұрын

Satire

@terfalicious 11 ай бұрын

I think he meant to say 93 billion, but wanted to keep it believable! /s

@njterrier21 4 ай бұрын

Haha, I lost my mind with the ghost having glasses over its sheet....MAGA-zine was brilliant...

@thomasperdew3767 4 ай бұрын

No clue how you can keep a straight face while doing these. The bloopers must be amazing!!!! Keep up the good work!

@TehKarmalizer Ай бұрын

I don’t know, but it’s glorious work.

@everready19373 11 ай бұрын

"It weighs as much as ten boxes that you might be moving" Oh man, that IS scary.

@11C1P 11 ай бұрын

If they're so heavy, then they shouldn't worry about people easily concealing them or carrying them for long distances.

@DanielDracohun 11 ай бұрын

@@11C1Pdont give the ideas

@jacktribble5253 11 ай бұрын

What's the capacity on that thing?

@bekkischwartz2501 11 ай бұрын

93 million Americans die every day...🤣

@maxbennett5412 11 ай бұрын

@@bekkischwartz2501 331.9 million people live in America. About 5 million in my home state. We lose my home state's entire population about 18 times every day and the entire population of America every 4 days.

@denimjeanz916 11 ай бұрын

I served two combat tours as 11 series. The military didn’t give me a firearm to defend ourselves against enemies. We used nerf guns and hugs to employ understanding and friendship.

@michaelweston7742 10 ай бұрын

Stunning and brave!

@WayBlesseded 10 ай бұрын

Perhaps you should have "thrown the book" at them... ;)

@null8518 10 ай бұрын

I was an 18 series. we got air-soft.

@charissa6648 10 ай бұрын

😂

@johnny.d.1930 10 ай бұрын

12B. We got diversity training. We made sure there were equal amounts of all races and genders included in our sites.

@richardrieb9739 2 ай бұрын

I died in a mass shooting once. It was not pleasant.

@highjumpstudios2384 3 ай бұрын

The video stopped loading at 93 million Americans a day and for a second I thought you guys were writing some truly transcendent comedy.

@polarfamily6222 11 ай бұрын

"...it's scarier because it's black like other things that are black." "That's how scary the facts IS." "MAGA...zine. Need I say more?" 🤣

@ABOUD_G95 11 ай бұрын

i don’t get the magazine joke

@blackwatch2516 11 ай бұрын

me neither

@chrislloyd1170 11 ай бұрын

Maga = make America great again= us.... That's the joke.. we're the ones who like scary monster boom booms

@amandadavis6220 11 ай бұрын

MAGA: Make America Great Again

@GilbertdeClare0704 11 ай бұрын

I always knew there was something terrifyingly white supremacist about those 500 round fully semi automatic bump stop ghost death clips !

@bigtex4058 11 ай бұрын

A thirty magazine clip is even deadlier in a scary black gun.

@maxbennett5412 11 ай бұрын

Or a pistol brace so your friends and family with only one useable hand can't defend themselves against the scary black guns.

@GilbertdeClare0704 11 ай бұрын

especially when it is loaded with heat seeking ammo

@mrlink206 11 ай бұрын

“Magazine Clip”………….. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

@ryanjones3043 11 ай бұрын

In period two hundred twenty three

@mrlink206 11 ай бұрын

@@ryanjones3043 in all honesty, don’t get that one.

@reinger1022 3 ай бұрын

I love you man! Great information. Sad to think there those out there who think you're serious!

@jamescooper2618 10 ай бұрын

The sad part is that there are many folks in this world who believe he is being sincere.

@SegoMan 10 ай бұрын

As well as voter ID we need voters with 3 digit IQ's

@johnny.d.1930 10 ай бұрын

Except all of his facts are correct. And these idiots actually said these things.

@shibosuru 9 ай бұрын

That's the truth. Especially when that politician said 93 million die a day. I remember that. Do they not know math

@uninhabitedspace 9 ай бұрын

Poe's Law.

@Ezekio3160 8 ай бұрын

He is being truthful it’s all facts without a doubt.

@ThatLampTho 10 ай бұрын

I swear the babylon bee is way closer to killing me than any gun. To be able to deliver that whole script with a straight face, i'm just dead 😂💀

@erc1971erc1971 10 ай бұрын

One has to wonder how many takes it takes to get it filmed with a straight face.

@larrywilliams9068 9 ай бұрын

Dimarats are layers this fool is a liyer Google it and you will see the the truth POS

@Rar830 9 ай бұрын

@@Cavachonc777I like to think so

@michaelshapiro1543 9 ай бұрын

Closing in on two hundred twenty three thumbs up (Period.)

@Gator-nation-is-world-wide 9 ай бұрын

I almost lost my shit when the ghost talked & he said can you knock it off. 😂 👻

@davidschmidt9339 3 ай бұрын

MY GOD!!! I learned so much from this video. Well done Bee. Your commitment to keeping Amerika safe is noted. 😁

@marie-ug5zr 2 ай бұрын

There is always Truth in Comedy and by that I mean how stupid some People are. Love Babylon Bee

@nickoloes 8 ай бұрын

I've heard guns can even spontaneously come into existence. My friend saw it happen once. Just fell to the ground in front of him. Scary

@thehalfgrain 7 ай бұрын

terrifying

@RonaldSkancke 4 ай бұрын

First it was raining cats and dogs and the next second ARs from heaven. Make sure you wear a helmet if you're outside.

@damianjblack 4 ай бұрын

Did it come from a giant floating head?

@sussyslurp 3 ай бұрын

JESUS CHRIST PLEASE HELP SAVE US ALL!!!!

@TessaDebra-jo6cs 3 ай бұрын

Damn I wish lol

@randominternetprofile8270 10 ай бұрын

I heard the scary black one weighs as much as 10 moving boxes. And because of the weight, it shoots faster because of newton's laws

@jamms992 10 ай бұрын

And fires a 50 caliber bullet

@stevene6482 10 ай бұрын

50 cal too!

@wheeliebin18 10 ай бұрын

Don't forget the fully automatic clipazines that it uses.

@lFunGuyl 10 ай бұрын

Ten boxes that you might be moving 😂😂😂😂😂

@stephen4763 5 ай бұрын

She Jack just nailed it with that 10 moving box comment. I couldn’t quit laughing for 3 days. Plus I spit my coffee.

@bertkilborne6464 3 ай бұрын

I needed a chuckle so I watched this a second time, and it worked TWICE That's how good BB is !

@SilentForest-yi9ql 3 ай бұрын

I love these videos man, they are hilariously funny and at the same time infuriating

@dh510 11 ай бұрын

I'm so scared right now, I don't even have the courage to check my nightstand and my closets to see if a gun is already living there in secret, waiting to prey on me... But my biggest fear is that a gun might some day sneak under my MyPillow pillow just to murder me in cold blood..

@nancywest1926 11 ай бұрын

Saying "Wendy, I'm home" in the wee hours.

@GilbertdeClare0704 11 ай бұрын

I am so, like, REALLY like, LITERALLY like TERRIFIED like, I am LITERALLY like, hiding behind the like, sofa, like, LITERALLY ! Please will you tell me when it is safe to come out

@justins3810 11 ай бұрын

We need computerized smart guns so that one day this will actually become true to be afraid of your gun

@Johnclark300 11 ай бұрын

@@GilbertdeClare0704😂😂😂😂

@GilbertdeClare0704 11 ай бұрын

@@justins3810 OMG ! Then just imagine if Democrats do a "Dominion" on them so you get chased around the house by a Fully Semi Automatic AR x 64power assault weapon with HEAT seeking ammo, screaming, "Don't run ! We are your FRIENDS !" ? ! I would be too ******* scared to fart😳😳😳

@MikeyDog 11 ай бұрын

Terrible tragedy for people named Capeeta. They should change their name to something else.

@nancywest1926 11 ай бұрын

I'd probably spell it CaPETA 😊

@terfalicious 11 ай бұрын

Capeeta's just a big ol' liar. Don't listen to him. He identifies as a woman on weekends, too.

@GilbertdeClare0704 11 ай бұрын

who IS "Capeeta" ? Is he related to Pepita ?

@user-gv3gw3yv2d 11 ай бұрын

Capeetah is actually the number of people murdered each day, which is 90 million

@richardgross3794 10 ай бұрын

And Mr. Something Else says that he prefers to be called by his nickname “Capeeta”.

@janetprice85 5 ай бұрын

Love the Bee!

@geneca3sc661 4 ай бұрын

Your sarcasm is appreciated and very humorous. Thank you.

@jeffdiedrich585 11 ай бұрын

Some people actually believe those facts- and they are easily provoked into yelling their admission to it.

@paca_bill4863 10 ай бұрын

That's true, and the agenda-driven media just keep spewing it out, instead of doing any fact checking at all. And face it, there are a lot of people in this country out there that are gullible enough to just eat it all up and believe it.

@Realbobo 10 ай бұрын

They usually listen to the yung turks

@paulcastle1718 10 ай бұрын

It is very sad to say that so many people have very little in the way of brains , And this is NOT satire !

@lFunGuyl 10 ай бұрын

Well when a gun is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving, and has a fully automatic bump stock, and a thirty MAGAzine clip, it's not hard to believe that guns can kill more than a quarter of our nation's population every day 😂

@Realbobo 10 ай бұрын

you can just tell when somone doesnt smoke weed@@lFunGuyl

@davidwinokur2131 11 ай бұрын

After locking a one million assorted loaded firearms in a secure building for a month and returning to find not one discernible discharge I've come to the conclusion that 'gun violence' might either be a myth or have another cause.

@novacat3032 11 ай бұрын

insert one alec baldwin in that testsetup... you might find a possible other cause

@traviscarr6536 11 ай бұрын

Oh they discharged alright,, discharged killing 93 million Americans a day x 30 days. You just don’t know about it because that’s how gun violence works.

@Jackie-lg5se 11 ай бұрын

What if they were sneaking out at night?

@NoLongerNeedThis 11 ай бұрын

More guns lead to more death, so I've been told. Your hometown must be a ghost town by now.

@mattmarzula 11 ай бұрын

The grammar in this comment is like the grammar in the video. Only unironically.

@INVINCIBLE117X 4 ай бұрын

OMG This is absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!!

@airwinder21 3 ай бұрын

93 million less people on this already packed world.

@thedecapitatorxp6518 11 ай бұрын

The "Maga-zine" was clever😆

@nancywest1926 11 ай бұрын

The children's hand game "one, two, three, SHOOT!". Dang, fingers, shoot...fingers are dangerous. MAGA children's games

@666THEMARK666 11 ай бұрын

Surprised no one has jumped on that.... unfortunately no one really buys print magazines anymore

@maxbennett5412 11 ай бұрын

@@nancywest1926 Ban the children with fingers! Wait not my child we only need to kill a portion of the population.

@Ta2dwitetrash 11 ай бұрын

The per capita joke was my favorite. Liberals don't understand per capita to the point where I think they're brainwashed to shut down when the hear the explanation/formula. Sly little joke

@carsonbrown5366 11 ай бұрын

It was not only clever but, *Truly Terrifying*

@getoffmylawn5643 10 ай бұрын

The shotgun microphone joke was my favorite, because its subtle enough that some people might not have gotten it.

@ema7174 10 ай бұрын

Me too!

@ChadBoss-qr4hl 10 ай бұрын

I definitely didn't until I read this comment. Thank you for your service!

@st.haborym 10 ай бұрын

I was wondering what that thing was

@rrh2918 9 ай бұрын

Lol! I didn't know it was a microphone.

@cubercooper5221 9 ай бұрын

I couldn’t tell what it was but I knew it wasn’t a shotgun

@FreeOfAllFear 3 ай бұрын

One day I was trying to go to school and a guy walked up and offered me some guns… I’ve been to rehab 72 times since that faithful day stay safe

@paulhovey5094 3 ай бұрын

BOOM STICK!! Lol, great movie reference there.

@jeremiahcherry5283 11 ай бұрын

This was amazing, and the actual ignorant words from lying politicians was a great touch

@timbuktu8069 11 ай бұрын

I have pledged to do my part by buying up every gun I can and keep them safely stored in my home. I know it's a risk but it's one I'm willing to take.

@PinballBob1 11 ай бұрын

Every cartridge I store, means another one that can't get into the hands of a criminal.

@timbuktu8069 11 ай бұрын

@@PinballBob1 Nobility comes at a high price. You're one of the few.

@Atakula383 11 ай бұрын

If you ever need to get rid of those scary guns, I will gladly take all of them and dispose of them properly

@paulis7319 11 ай бұрын

that's exactly what I told someone earlier this week. 🤣

@jamesanthony8438 11 ай бұрын

Way to take one for the team, buddy. =)

@tjwalker960 2 ай бұрын

I love the Bee! You guys make this look easy, but I can only imagine the hours it took to compile the clips, come up with the scripts and how many takes it took to record this with a straight face. I could have started this a year ago and would still be laughing every time. 🤣

@whisperinthewind1789 4 ай бұрын

" Maga zine need I say more😂😂 I lost it!👍🇺🇲

@superhappyfuntime5466 11 ай бұрын

I heard that, this one time, a gun shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die!😲

@bigtex4058 11 ай бұрын

It's enough to make you hang your head and cry.

@oddevents8395 11 ай бұрын

hahahhahahahahhahhaahahhahhahaha good one

@goldbud2287 11 ай бұрын

Sunday morning coming down…..

@ItsMeTheDee 11 ай бұрын

Glad my momma always told me "Son, always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns", although it did hurt my feelings because I'm her daughter. 😢

@Tread1775 11 ай бұрын

The man in black ✌️

@Travis-vc9nh 11 ай бұрын

I’m now so much more educated on the dangers of Fully semi automatic high capacity magazine clip holding .50 caliber hand pistol guns with braces attached. Thanks Babylon Bee!

@kerrybarneyiii1202 11 ай бұрын

I’ve been waiting so long for my brace to make my beretta use .50 BMG, I’m beginning to think these fearmongering channels are delaying production >:(

@bendover3820 11 ай бұрын

"You'll shoot your eye out"

@maxidaho 11 ай бұрын

Fully semi automatic!!! OH MAN! You never go fully semi automatic!!

@traviscarr6536 11 ай бұрын

They are Maga Zines, not to be confused with the fully semi Ultra Maga Zines which kill more than 93 million Americans a day.

@Just1American1966 11 ай бұрын

@@maxidaho Not without using the shoulder thing that goes up. ;-)

@boscoman69 3 ай бұрын

Thank you for this video. I feel so much more enlightened. I might just meltdown my guns now that i have the knowledge of these facts. Again thank you.

@Overmotor 4 ай бұрын

Thank you Babylon Bee for this great information nugget. I shall spread it's wisdom far and wide so that never again will these death machines cause harm to a gun owner again.

@cypresscustoms 11 ай бұрын

The really scary part is that if you actually put all the insane quotes about guns from government officials in one video it would rival the run time of Gone With the Wind.

@Baldwin-iv445 11 ай бұрын

Nay. It's enough to rival the film Out 1, which is over 12 hours long!

@poppymeister9841 10 ай бұрын

Which had guns in it! Pew!

@liltapeworm-1914 10 ай бұрын

as a major gun enthusiast, this is definitely, absolutely, TOTALLY accurate

@jameslester4474 4 ай бұрын

Excellent and Educationamally Video. I was soooooooooo frightened with the things I knowledged from this. Them pistol braced machine guns with their larger calibre thingines coming out like that must be more deadlier .

@19mrroland 5 ай бұрын

I love your content so much, you got my laughing uncontrollably. What's not funny is how true all this is...

@mrlink206 11 ай бұрын

Good God, this was hilarious. Just the “93 million a day” got me laughing. We’re going to be depopulated in 4 days, y’all.

@thewiirocks 11 ай бұрын

You think that's good, you should hear what the birth rate is!

@mrlink206 11 ай бұрын

@@thewiirocks 94 million a day?

@bendover3820 11 ай бұрын

@@thewiirocks Planned Parenthood will fix that.

@briant7265 11 ай бұрын

Yeah. That would wipe out the entire world population in 3 months.

@richardgross3794 10 ай бұрын

That’s probably why they keep the border wide open. Replacements

@plasticbazooka 10 ай бұрын

I saw a gun once that not only was a fully semi-automatic assault musket, it was also as heavy as several boxes of books. I don't know what a book weighs though because I always end up getting guns instead of books when I go to the library.

@earlsmith7428 10 ай бұрын

Smart.

@davidpressley3451 10 ай бұрын

Was also sentient.

@plasticbazooka 10 ай бұрын

@@davidpressley3451 Baby-seeking bullets, a real weapon of mass destruction.

@johnny.d.1930 10 ай бұрын

I have a whole box of buffer tubes and pistol brace stocks. Not one of them has changed the guns caliber or made it shoot faster. What library do I get those at?

@earlsmith7428 10 ай бұрын

@@johnny.d.1930 Just check any local one.

@EDGEELITE 3 ай бұрын

I was about to comment, "Please make a part 2"! But the thumbnail for the first one appeared! Bloody hilarious 😂

@FatNorthernBigot 11 ай бұрын

Fact: There was NO death or violence before the invention of the gun. 😅

@elizabethroby4998 11 ай бұрын

Read the Bible. There was plenty violence before the gun!

@pandanuclearpandaboi 11 ай бұрын

@@elizabethroby4998I think you may have missed the joke

@FatNorthernBigot 11 ай бұрын

@@elizabethroby4998 There was. I was being sarcastic.

@YoungGandalf2325 11 ай бұрын

All those hours playing GoldenEye on N64. I had no idea I was being brainwashed.

@goldbud2287 11 ай бұрын

You’d be surprised how many ways they attempt to Brain wash people/ children especially

@p_campbell 11 ай бұрын

Two TVs and a 64 we had some amazing tournaments

@dweeter1 11 ай бұрын

But I used odd job. Are they coming for my hats?

@transparentglazier 11 ай бұрын

@@p_campbell I enjoyed hunting each other. Oh, those were the days

@theodoreyoung7946 2 ай бұрын

Love the way you showed a flintlock with a bump stock!! Lololol!!!

@bigal5323 2 ай бұрын

Shall never be infringed!!!!😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🎇🇺🇸💥☺️🇺🇸🎇💥☺️👍

@richardthomas6602 4 ай бұрын

Highly informable, thanks.

@jameshanna8762 10 ай бұрын

I am now 64% more scared of guns. Thanks, for this timely frightening. My whole platoon was wiped out when the bolts went forward in unison. The government has still not done anything to stop the guns.

@uninhabitedspace 9 ай бұрын

85% of people make up statistics.

@bunk95 4 ай бұрын

The fiction or my slaves lied about as part of government?

@MikeyDog 11 ай бұрын

Ghosts with guns are the scariest. Especially when those ghosts have scopes on their dead eyes. 👻🤓

@goldbud2287 11 ай бұрын

The ghost noise in the background was hilarious 😂😂😂

@nancywest1926 11 ай бұрын

Dead eyes, so it needed glasses 😂

@LarsLarsen77 11 ай бұрын

I'm a fright supremacist, I think ghosts are better than living people.

@PinballBob1 11 ай бұрын

And ghosts can disappear right after they shoot you. You can't even lock them up if you catch them.

@ejg2286 2 ай бұрын

This may be the best one yet!!!

@theotherrobzombie 3 ай бұрын

I love the Bee's satire. These are GOLD!

@Ireelymeanit 10 ай бұрын

It’s black so it’s scarier and instantly more dangerous. A universal principal that applies in any scenario. As a black man I just had to laugh at that one🤣🤣🤣 The nuances of humor and truth in this video and the end 🤣🤣🤣

@jamesswanson4303 4 ай бұрын

That is why I stopped buying black guns. I was too scared to. Now I get them in tan, green, olive, gold. Anything but black. 😄

@animal0mother 11 ай бұрын

I was looking down, away from my screen, to butter bread and had burst out laughing at the line, "Ghosts are scary enough even when they don't have guns," but then upon looking up and seeing that ghost with a gun, I laughed even harder.

@jenniferkane8904 10 ай бұрын

Your delicious anecdote was as humorous as its source material.

@ricardozk 10 ай бұрын

Can someone please explain the joke?

@ConfusedRock 10 ай бұрын

@@ricardozka ghost gun is one created illegally either with a 3D printer or homemade machined parts so that it can't be tracked if used in a crime

@Freeeeeeeedoooooooom 10 ай бұрын

@@ricardozk Do not pay attention to what ConfusedRock said. That is inaccurate. Many companies sold 80% completed lower receivers for AR's or grip frames for handguns, etc. You could complete the manufacturing of the 80% portion of the firearm. It was not serialized due to not being a completed portion of the firearm or completed to the degree that the ATF deems should be serialized. This in my eyes prevented the federal government from illegally expanding their already illegal and expansive collection of firearms / gun owners information. Hobbyists would buy these kits to put a gun together also. People did 3D print gun parts also for the previously mentioned reasons. The federal government is against "ghost guns" because it prevents them from expanding their illegal database and having control over the population. It's really that simple.

@BuddWolf 10 ай бұрын

Yeah, I spit my coffee out to that one also 😂😂😂

@Christopher-vh4eo 4 ай бұрын

This is truly the coolest love these videos

@MylesMorell-yl9lo Ай бұрын

"64 that is a big number" had me dying

@shawnlain-to7gf 8 ай бұрын

I heart❤ the guy putting up his no gun zone sign while waving that no no no finger. That poor criminal didn’t stand a chance.

@warpspeednow 2 ай бұрын

After seeing that no gun sign, that criminal was mentally bruised and needed counselling.

@bigheropart2 10 ай бұрын

I remember ordering a book from the Barnes and Noble website a few years back. Instead of the book I bought they sent me 3 boxes of assault rifle 15’s and another box filled with period 2 2 3 ammo and 100 thirty magazine clips. Horrifying stuff.

@SegoMan 10 ай бұрын

Yes they should not have shorted you on your order...

@josheewashee 10 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh! How dare they! Which one did you order from so I know to definitely NOT order a boom from there? 😮🫨🤯

@RandomPerson-sf9vd 9 ай бұрын

The AR stands for Amarillo, not assault rifle.

@SegoMan 9 ай бұрын

@@RandomPerson-sf9vd Actually it stands for Armalite Rifle..

@metalmamasue3680 7 ай бұрын

@@RandomPerson-sf9vdNope, you mean Armadillo. 😅. It took a minute to get the "period 2 2 3" joke.

@tacticalpoptart2576 3 ай бұрын

What a great and informative video, I can’t wait to tell all of my gun owner friends 😁

@jimbrandt1959 4 ай бұрын

You guys are great!

@chattphotos 10 ай бұрын

Loving the Mini 14 comparison, I've shared pictures of it to anti-gun people and they refused to acknowledge it used the same ammo as an AR-15

@donoimdono2702 7 ай бұрын

and with a standard 20 MAGAzine clip

@falcon3719 4 ай бұрын

Don't tell them😅

@PALACIO254 4 ай бұрын

Its like a video game you cant use that ammo in that gun you need the other ammo

@RonaldSkancke 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, I own both types . Just got the mini around so as not to be scary.

@michaelfeucht1911 4 ай бұрын

I have an AR in .22 Long rifle, my neighbor went nuts when she saw I had a machine gun. Even called the police on me. When the 4 police cars showed up, I had to explain that it was an AR22 and not a machine gun. The one officer rolled his eyes and made a comment about her being a stupid Karen.

@4nowbest 4 ай бұрын

this is awesome information that cant be believed!

@comedicchocolate 8 күн бұрын

It took me exactly 27 seconds to figure out that this is satire, and its a masterpiece.

@catzanddogz7517 11 ай бұрын

We don't do gun murders because of our tough gun laws. We do knife murders. (Santa Barbara, CA)

@MCBard-ru7yu 11 ай бұрын

The UK had entered the chat...

@mrlink206 11 ай бұрын

Y’all like “WTF is a ‘gun’?”

@gbart7857 11 ай бұрын

"Gun deaths decline, while overall violent deaths remain static and brazen daylight home invasions and carjackings skyrocket"

@bendover3820 11 ай бұрын

There is always the "Truck of Peace" option.. Just Saying!

@dtsh4451 11 ай бұрын

San Jose yesterday 😬

@SvendleBerries 10 ай бұрын

Few people know this, but if you put flame decals on your gun, it shoots faster.

@francisyoung3584 3 ай бұрын

Thanks for that info.

@Migazii 3 ай бұрын

I fucking knew it… Nobody believed me when I was drawing in my flames in the slide and the grip for a faster ADS as well as highlighter on my iron sights so I have night vision on my stream light now.😂😂

@borrachox8791 4 ай бұрын

Per cap-pee-ta, still cracks me up!

@WhiteVipor 5 ай бұрын

I was genuinely curious but I do not regret clicking on this video 😂😂

@RadtasticDude 11 ай бұрын

I remember how hard it was when I was 14 when I walked into a Barnes and Noble and attempted to buy Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. They said that they needed to be 18 years or older, have a drivers’ license or photo ID, and must be subject to a criminal background check. When I told them that I didn’t see why I needed any of those things, they gave me a one hour lecture on how it was extremely important that they have tight measures on these books because they can be dangerous for young people like me. So, bored out of my mind with nothing to do, I went to the gun shop next door and got ninety percent off my first Glock. Didn’t end up using it. It was a great experience though. The gun store owners even gave me a years’ supply of ammo! Can you believe it??? Nowadays I don’t even touch books. The police search my car for books all the time and it always comes up clean! Thanks to the NRA! (This is sarcasm for those who couldn’t tell.)

@aarlavaan 11 ай бұрын

Ah yes the nra. The boogeyman of the left that they say puts all this black money into politics. Yet, they are only the 15th top donor, and most of the 14 above them are liberal groups or persons. The mental gymnastics they have to go through are truly astounding.