Yes 100% it's weird af at an event I wait till I go home cause fuck being that close

Yes 100 percent

Already sub with bell on. Now to my comment! Normal heterosexual guy: Yeah nah I'm never going to the bathroom with other guys. I'm allergic to other male genitalia. If that's the only kind of bathroom present I'm just gonna hold it or piss on a tree.

@@skotttownzend5170 I would be go to the loo within a flash

I think this guy is slightly exaggerating it. I don't stand in front of a urinal directly next to another dude if I don't have to. But if I have to it's not really a big deal. I'm slightly more annoyed if I get the little person urinal. I don't really have an answer for why 😂 I just don't want the child's urinal. The worst is actually when you have some old guy groaning and moaning when he's letting it rip. That's always weird and uncomfortable.

EXACTLY.

Yep

No thoughts, head empty. The universe guides me to the correct urinal.

@@brucemaximus3797 Amen to that

Ong

100%

That's fax, no printer

She has the same turtle beach headset as me

damn thanls god im not the only one who thinks all that no one teach me that too

Yes

Nah that’s a beta move. Real men grit their teeth and rub shoulders if they have no other choice.

@@lucascunningham242exactly what I was gonna say. Plus, if at a packed sports game, you can always yell “stop meat gazing” at the guy next to you. It’s even funnier if the guy is your friend. Always gets a big laugh.

Or go into a cabin 😊

Must have a minimum of one urinal space between user's

it doesnt even indicate if stalls are available.... questionerre results prove inconclusive yet again

level 4 at the edge is which is closer to the door to run out of the room

or 1

​@@endersword516if someone makes a bad decision then yea

If one dickbag goes for middle, there is 1

@@FunkyLemon bro if the edges are filled you take a stall or wait u never go in the middld

I take the middle

Legittt

This is the only correct answer for any stage past level 1

@@Blazedreptile fr

I use the toilet to pee as a male. I literally can not pee under the "pressure" of someone next to me. It doesn't happen

Nah it’s ahh yeah

That’s me. I do it to assert dominance.

They're trying to peek at your junk.

I mistakenly turn and piss on them. So when you do it to me. Youll know it’s me. Hi! 😅

​@@zacharysilver911👈this guy checks you out

That's when, mid stream, you look them in the eye and say "This really isn't a project we need to collaborate on. Why don't you slide over one urinal."

I don't, my choice is always either right next to someone to make it awkward if they are the only one there, or just to take the shortest one incase someone vertically challenged come in right after me. Also stare them right in the eyes and assert dominance when you pee.

@@asymsolutions This is the true sigma male response. Pee in close proximity to assert your dominance.

Nah I just pee mindlessly.

Apart from the first one, no need to go all the way to the right, as long as there is at least one person gap then all good

Actually m one of those ppl who would go to the stall on the last one

**Oh great the stall opened up..😅**

And the fourth too.

Fr lol

Or You’re gay

I just wait till fuckers are done

During a recess, in a long day at court i decided to make good use of the closest urinal. After sitting for hours i new i had to release some gas pressure to get it started. I was a bit concerned because there were two other gentlemen in the stalls. After one then the other tooted their own release i felt more at ease. But once i opend that valve it seemed it would never stop. Very long and very loud. One of the gentlemen asked me if i was still alive. The other guy chuckled as i replied, " most of me is; i think." The other stall opened and out walked the judge saying; "damn son, you are a better man than me."

Exactly

@Len Zert lies there’s always that one guy who’s apparently never learned this skill and goes right next to you

@@rhuet40 so true

Truth

Couldn't have said it better

Fr

On god

Me too dude 😂

Same here

It’s coded in our dna 😂

That's funny

I always use the shorter urinals because they're clearly put lower to accommodate the bigger man. 💪🏻

Short urinals mean i piss everywhere... im 6'4 and something goes wrong at this juncture

@@matthewsawford you mean theyre for toddlers

@@Unexplained65 Hello my fellow tall person, we are about same height( I’m a little taller than you tho, I’m 6’5). This is a random question, but do you also suffer from having gigantic feet like me?

shes stupid so she wouldnt know

Indeed

Indeed

Indeed

It is our instinct

Brett and everyone involved in this channel and the viewers are all men, were all sick cants if we want to be brah, we all got a bit of zyzz in us

I can confirm that the last 3 you simply wait for an opening

Yup

Maybe they should put separators in between the urinals.

@@LindseyDisney they use to have those, but they removed them a decade ago in most bathrooms. Now all we can do it stare at the wall to avoid accidental peeks 😵

Absolutely, bruh moment xd

He wants to see your chin-chin.

People I work with think it’s cool to chat when they pull this.

I assume Meat Gazer and shield appropriately

Lol, yep.

Dude. Wtf. Don't be a wet cigarette man.

She ain't goona sleep with you😂

Yes

Yes

Yep

Definitely agreed

Yes

Bro 😂

If possible

True. And the ‘obstinately waiting for the stall’ option - even if it appears the guy currently in there has passed out

There's gotta be a tree around somewhere

BINGO

Why

@@Agnos15 She’s thinking about the most unusual things, and how it can actually be the case and needs to be thought about, that’s why

@@ii_MnBCT so that's the reason you want to protect her?

@@Agnos15Bro did you not read my comment ??

@@ii_MnBCT I mean this was the ONLY reason to protect her??

If there 5 theres actually 2 or 3

Unless there is a good divider(s) there is only a fraction of the amount of urinals

"If there are 100 urinals, there are 50 urinals"

The schools 3 urinal setup it something else, don't wanna be caught lacking in the gay one

If theres no urinals pee in the toilet

If a sound is to be uttered, it’s a simple “whew!” to acknowledge that someone really stank it up.

Nah that’s silly, if you hold the door open for me imma say thank you or whatever 😂

It’s either that or a complete shit show. I was in New Orleans at Bourbon St bar and there weren’t separate urinals but a single trough. One guy came in, went next to his friend and said “is that all you’re working with?” Everyone else in there started dying laughing

lol the women's room gets loud especially at schools

At my church, the ladies room is where all the old ladies gossip and me and my friends talk about how “Helen’s high heels made her skirt WAY too short”

Yes! Women don't realize that this is what us straight men do. I believe normal gay men respect the urinal rules. If a family member is going pee, you wait for them to finish before you go.

Right cus its not about seeing anything, it's just about how close you are to someone when peeing

I'm confused, I thought today's ladies room had urinals? For those "LADIES" who still stand to piss.

​@@jameswest9261it's for their sons lol

Yup

Depends on your job. In the military, we had no issues talking at the urinals.

@@sonorangaming4450 also, NO TALKING

HAND COVER......

@@alfredo2506 yeah, to simplify that choice I always take a step backwards first. Then it doesn’t matter as much Which way you turn it’s more about Is anyone in your path on one side or the other. 🤗

And NO SHAKING

For some reason this just gives me nightmare flashbacks of back in elementary school.. always that one kid or a couple that would.. you know.. have that s*** down to his ankles.. 😐😆

"keep your eyes up and center".

Eyes up. I don't even want to see any eye contact

Wait... I thought the rule was to make eye contact and smile.

@@ViPro2023 Ah, you mean smile and wink 😂

tf🤣

very true especially when there is only 2 urinals lol

But then you realize all the stalls are being blown up by contractors. Nothing like the morning shits.

And have a nice sit down pee

The last one is for me to wait for one or 2 to leave or go to the stalls if one is available

I wouldn’t even be looking at the urinal if the stalls were open

XD

o god 👀

Lmao XD

🤣 That's creepy, just do yours and go wash yer hands and fck off from the room

I hate u creeps.

True

Almost guaranteed rooted in elementary school

​​@@MrMetra101 the place where you learn things by yourself without any teachers or parents The restrooms i mean

Yes, through intelligence and wisdom 😂

I just realized that, I think it's just experience

Facts

Why do women have to shìt collectively in a group stall ?

I'm a girl and I agree with y'all, going to the bathroom with others is the worst. I needed to use the bathroom and so some girl I barely know followed me and hovered outside the stall bc "we should go together!!"

Yeah! because we guys, if we are too close we just start comparing our sizes

@@hassanakhter6120 Ok what? That's just disturbing, I've been right next to other men at the urinal and comparing sizes has never been on my mind, I mostly think about how much better I feel to be emptying my bladder, sometimes I think about the splash from the urinal and sometimes I think about the disgustingness and the nonsense of people not flushing before they leave because anyone can just come by and scoop up their urine and frame them for crimes.

urinal instinct mode?

@@aengusdedanann181 Very good one lol

@@rymanshroomzorz you said a mouthful 😁

Dragonball Super. Hell yeah.

Some still get it wrong🤦🏾‍♂️

🤣😂🤣

Facts

It's called instinct

Why do men think they're special? As a woman I would instinctively not go into a stall right next to an occupied stall, if there are other stalls available. Again, just instinct. (Also there's a chance that Dylan Mulvaney could be in there.)

​@Fenwick Chick Lucky you have individual stalls. Try doing your biz, standing up, holding your pants up, getting jostled by some random dude(s). Much more enjoyable in winter, with all those extra layers. He didn't mention two other considerations: keep grip side free if possible, and if have to wedge in, try to do it next to narrowest dude(s).

I HAVE AIDS

1 comment , but where's the comment??? Is it hidden????

Yes but the later stages I would just wait unless I am about to piss my pants tw

Yes about 7ds in the room for sure

Sucks when theres only 6 and its after break or lunch at work.

YES

The foundation of civilization is literally built upon this. If the men's room fails, society falls.

Lol this is so true. I usually wait so that I'm not next to anyone, and when someone takes the middle of the three urinals, me and another few guys just stand there awkwardly not knowing what to do.

*asserts dominance by taking middle*

Yeah if the urinals are full I just use the toilet

Yea we do lol

Lmfao

This is the Cleveland Show

All this happens subconsciously. Never thought about it before ... but it's true. Even outside I stay a certain distance from others.

the army and military who are killed everyday and get only 1 day and a month thats not even known:

Do you mean: "No matter how you jiggle No matter how you dance; The last few drops will always end up Right inside your pants."? If so, there's a solution: "So grab some paperproduct, To give your tip a squeeze. So when you zip you don't end up with urine to your knees."

Stall all the way

Ah yes...this is it

Yes

Stall etiquette around here seems to be that you don’t need to worry about the toilet. The floor is fine.

I do that in every Level

@@Nick-Bel same i don’t feel comfortable in those urinals

I did this test a while ago with my wife looking over my shoulder, and she was astounded I could get all the answers right and she didn't even know it's a question.

Not all men. The number of men i have had stand at the urinal right mext to mine, when all the rest are empty, and then start talking to me is insane. I can't fathom how they don't understand that you don't talk to a guy who has his dick in his hand especially when you also have your dick in your hand.

Exactly!

Yeah women would think the same thing if they were in the same situation. How many people use self serve machines so they don't have to interact with people? And people will go for ones that aren't close to each other unless they don't have any other option. So it's not just a going to the toilet thing.

yeah

this women is just reinforcing difference between men and women, totally unnecessary 😢

@@yurimaximus6528 WomAn* Just as it is MAN=singular, MEN=Plural it's woMAN=singular, woMEN=plural.

Ikr I thought that it’s like not that hard to put yourself in the shoes of the guys lol

No. Absolute Silence. The whistler is a distraction.

No talking? I can tell you've never been out to a bar in your life.

I would say just pee and get out. I dont want to breath that toxic air any longer than i have to. I wouldnt whistle

@@Guitarisforgrins I can tell you've never been to the internet before.

@@willek1335 Oh really? How's that exactly?

😂😂😂😂😂😂 i don’t know why this so funny

As a woman I already knew this but idk how I know 🤨

This is why men are better, no task can't be broken down and explained, and the calculations done quickly and efficiently.

Who's looking at whose

@NabeelNitro There will be one who will push us 😶

It's a serious business

Its All About Spacing

The guys who mess the system up are the worst

Go to stall

Actually played a flash game version of this and the answer for one level was to click the door and leave.

Just take the open leftside, so you can oiss holding with your right hand without someone there. It's less than ideal but not that big of deal... like when pissing at a trough

Go wash hands and hopefully the right combination forms.

Once had a guy next to me introduce himself and TRY TO SHAKE MY HAND! I just looked at his hand and said, "DUDE, NO!"

​@jamesdalton3082 Haha, he was trolling.

Hi, how you doing. How's it hanging.

😂😂😂​@@timesthree5757

There’s a video by Aba & Preach with them commenting on a video by a transman complaining about not knowing how lonely life is for men. She talks about it being normal for women to talk in the rest room. Not so for men…💀💀💀

Damn you tried to steal the top comment too? You all are goofy.

@𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖔 𝕻𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖆 it's still a fact, my g. Now kindly shut up and go complain somewhere else.

@@DracoPadilla ah yes. Cause using the word instinct automatically means he copied someone. No way you cared this much that you go out of your way to look for these comments and reply.

​@@DracoPadillano, it's just that it *is* an instinct.

@Eric Lin nah, he just got no friends, so he got nothing better to do

😆😆😆

"again?" 🤔

@@rainynight02 “AGAIN”

@@Neotheaterr Doubt it

Again?

I went to an event one time, forget if it was a ballgame or a concert…but there was a huge line and there wasn’t any urinals, just a big trough to piss in. It was one of the weirdest/worst experiences of my life, cause there were so many people waiting to pee that each position of the trough had a line in the restroom. Shudder.

@@jaidenbrinkI was just going to say the trough. The last time I used one, I swore I pissed all over myself but apparently not.

He forgot to mention that if a guy in front of you walks up to a urinal, that factors into the decision, because he will most likely take longer to finish than anyone next to him.

@@jaidenbrinkI’ll take that over other countries I’ve been to. China has theirs bolted on the floor. Can’t imagine we swap our bathroom format with them, where everyone’s 🍆 is out like knights at the round table. Or someone misses and causes someone to slip.

@@jaidenbrinksoilder field or wrigley?

Exactly.. common sense.

Yes indeed

Even if there are privacy panels, we still do this.

Guys who don't follow this are sus af

@@rumhave9632 of course

But people think you’re taking a shit in a public bathroom which is maximum persecution lol

@@roberthastings5969 who gives a sh*t

@@roberthastings5969 I don’t care lol

@@firefightszz fair lmao

I do that shit too.

Power move

damn bro im gonna try this so I can become an alpha

Consciousness Level 0 achieved after biggest guy turns around.

Risky move if they're into it.

This caught me off gaurd hahah I was reading it so casually then bam! biggest guy, dominance

Use the stall

@@dfor it don’t feel right💀

yup. look for a stall.

Or wash your hands and hope one clears out

Exactly 💀

LMAO bruh

same haha

Roses are red Violets are blue If there no stalls What will you do?

​@@BlueBlacy find a different bathroom haha

@@BlueBlacy Roses are red, Violets are blue, If there are no stalls Imma hold in my pee or poo

Yeah in the Centre Bell its horrible .no fucking rules there ..if i go to see a game i waiting to ne home loll

Might as well just go into a stall at that point

@@DysenteryIsFun if available

🤣🤣🤣

Stadiums and concerts, absolute jungle of piss

Yes. It irritates me when men don't follow urinal etiquette. You always wonder what happened in there life to lead them in that misguided direction.

One time a guy farted next to me and i said "gesuntdheit" and he thanked me

I feel that words are only acceptable at the sink, post movement

Definitely no eye contact

I only talk when someone looks really uncomfortable just to really layer on the awkwardness

👍

It’s like breathing it just happens 😂

​@@user-cq6np9xu8jyou right lol

W comment

this!

No. It comes up almost naturally

Nah I just use a regular toilet. Unirals disgust me for some reason

No you don't have to think about it it's just natural

Lmfao c'mon now, us men don't think, we simply *feel*

@@Inklow the worst thing you can step in near a urinal is pis or gum and you can see it from a mile away but the most common thing you can step in/on near a toilet is shit and a used needle