Quarbit da 🐐no 🧢

Yes mom, I like watching a guy suffer while playing a map game

truly a tormented soul to have the war dec sound effect as your alarm clock

Very disappointed Paradox missed this Golden opportunity for an achievement called “Me and DaHomeys”. Maybe vassalize a subject on every continent?

Me and Dahomeys getting achievements

With province names like Manga, O Y O, Moshi (Moshi) and FUTA Jallon, I must've missed the part in the history books where Japan colonized Africa in the 15th century.

"We are going to make PleaseLearnAdmin a general." *Expects garbage.* PleaseLearnAdmin: *"I will teach them how to war."* 4/3/2/1

Quarbed all over my phone when I watched this

Alternate Ending B: Dahomey becomes Homies with all the European powers after the conquest's of west africa

A really nice relaxing video to watch. The music you have is tremendous!

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"Da homie is where the heart is" have the elephant in the icon wearing a backwards baseball cap or something.

With better luck on the rulers Admin Mana this is even more relaxing.

My favourite part is when he said "I'm gonna Quarb"

an achievement run that was not streamed!? what is this madness!

This was such a good run, looks like you had a lot of fun! Makes me want to take a break from studying and boot up EU4 haha

Well done, great run

Katsina trade node is the best opening target because you can have a merchant "establish communities" in Timbuktu to cool down the coalition risk there.

I will say if there's one thing they can change in this game that I wouldn't miss its being able to sit on a siege at ~50% for 10+ ticks without taking the damn fort. Instantly gets my blood boiling almost as bad as a disease outbreak

Did it fairly recently. I too thought it would be very hard , but it turned out fairly easy. Good fun run.

Great comment on the 7% siege. I had like 50% siege bonus from advisors and other stuff and it took me until 89% to siege down a capital without a fort. Roughly 750 ish days. I was trying to race the ai which was sieging my fort in Savoy. It took them about three rolls and they beat me.

3:24 don't let the 1 stat distract you, that's an 11 point heir with 3/5/3 spread when you focus on Admin, not bad at all. Most 10 point heirs and above are good with the appropriate focus

Wardec sound as alarm seems instantly wake me up, i guess i could try hahah

I really enjoy ur videos. U r one of the few English speaking KZfaqrs I watch and enjoy Bro

Good go my man!

Hmm yes this is a very alt-historically accurate Dahomey lore

That intro was one of the intros ever

i got various (20+) achievements on my first ironman playthru as Zimbabwe & some of them had 0.1 or 0.2% of players had achieved them

Each subsequent time I flip a coin and it comes up heads I should be equally unsurprised as the first time. Math is stupid and probability is black magic for sadists

Don't think I didn't see that Balrijin savegame!

Very well done!! Part 2! Part 2!

Gonna be honest not sure selling titles for 35 ducats was worth it.

It's Quarbin time? Really? :D I went to the gym after watching that AMAZING movie as it was the first time in years that I was disgusted with myself for wasting time.

DAHOMEY DAHOMEY DAHOMEY

Oh, I was hoping for a Europe reveal. I rarely see Morocco create/release Sale. Something fun must have happened in Iberia

The notifications are real pain almost as much as the achievement

That declaring war noise gave me ptsd at the beginning of the video

medium difficulty achievement. got it done by 1475. however I was fortunate enough not to deal with morroco as they never annexed their vassals

Good one

Dahomey is in

best eu4 youtuber

Da homey really played as Dahomey

Very class intro

Morbius appeoves

Should have taken everything from Air, leaving them with one province... and then suddenly lose some stability and are back at war with them again... huh....how did that happen?

Dahomey is so cursed

Siege percentages are so broken. Swear I've lost sieges on like 78% 4 times in a row, I've also counted times when I've lost sieges 4 times on 40% The percentage chance of something like this happening is astronomically small. Yours is 1 / 10.000 Mine is a also 0.23426% = 1/434 Combat phases is just against you as well. Rolling a 10 sided dice with the chance of hitting the same number 4 times in a row is also crazy small. I've noticed that when you become really large, and you're not looking at besieging provinces, siege chances are also busted af, I once got a fort all the way to 99% so it actually helps by selecting the sieging province.

There’s a lot harder achievements than this tbh. I finished this achievement in 1489. Make sure you got fetishist allies and give them land while also taking some for yourself. It really isn’t that difficult once you get going.

You should reform the Achaemenid Empire at its greatest territorial extent under Xerxes I as one of the Persian nations like Ajam.

so i think you can call this a *home run*

Hey Quarbit, can you do a Byzantine guide for 1.3.3. without loans?

yeah it’s hard getting dahomeys

Do you and red hawk talk ideas or was it a coincidence that he said F it to this and you did it? Lol

DA HOMY?????????

Ive failed a 99% siege.... thats what i get for playing for 10khours lol

No, it isn’t since I got it without any problems. Also tried others like true heir of Timur and failed…

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I beg of you good sir to get graphical improvement mod for when I look at your base game graphics my eyes spontaneously combust