Is Varli Ok?
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@gracedavis3100 3 жыл бұрын
"Love more, hate less" "Love more, hate less" *kills daughter for being in love*
@xavwill4807 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry, there's no power in love
@godmodeextreme 3 жыл бұрын
Hate more, love less.
@justsomeonelookingfortheas5998 3 жыл бұрын
it's because she will miss her when she dies and when she misses her she will love her more lmao
@xavwill4807 3 жыл бұрын
@@shysmy19 stfu lmao that has nothing to do with genz your grandmother probably got married before she was old enough to drink
@johanboersma6195 3 жыл бұрын
*OUCHIE*
@jmextrom 3 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure she’s just a genius cringe artist. This can’t be real, there’s no way. It doesn’t even make sense.
@bamablonde0604 3 жыл бұрын
Just genius
@AlbinoAxolotl 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree. That was both ridiculous and hilarious in the most cringey way. I kind of love it.
@bamablonde0604 3 жыл бұрын
No cringe just funny haha moments
@gsiya4023 3 жыл бұрын
i mean like she's not even bad cause she has a script but then the execution doesnt make sense
@bamablonde0604 3 жыл бұрын
No it comes from her heart ... maybe
@bobbiwib 11 ай бұрын
I showed my permanently exhausted 75 year old mum a few seconds of this to dissuade her from trying to make a viral video and she said “wow he’s so cute” and tucked her hair behind her ears like she wasn’t waking up from a three hour cancer nap, and then she nudged me and said “baby blue eyes” as if I wasn’t a 30 year old lesbian. What is this power that you have Danny
@balls_gaming 8 ай бұрын
this is one of the funniest things I have ever read
@ignisvividi2400 7 ай бұрын
His milkshake brings all the lesbian moms to the yard I guess
@stargategeek 7 ай бұрын
You
@citysick 6 ай бұрын
@@ignisvividi2400she didn’t say her mom is a lesbian
@RACC00NL0VR_ 3 ай бұрын
my friends aunt is inlove with danny for some reasonidk man
@Angeldolliee 2 жыл бұрын
Varli: *makes a whole video about why drugs and smoking is bad* Also Varli: *makes a video with her smoking a cigar*
@ami-pf7nf Жыл бұрын
It may have taken years, but Varli has finally learned how to do drugs. She couldn't do it before, but now she can. I'm so proud.
@inlinechris Жыл бұрын
I mean, you don’t inhale cigar smoke so it’s much healthIER than regular smoking. And it’s nicotine is no more of a drug than caffeine is.
@Angeldolliee Жыл бұрын
@@ami-pf7nf She's grown so much☺️
@ratkeep Жыл бұрын
@@inlinechris Cigars being healthIER than cigarettes is a total myth, regardless of smoke inhalation both are putting carcinogens into your system. And while nicotine itself isn't (directly) harmful, the products most people get hooked on because of it are. Don't advocate for tobacco, especially when your facts aren't even true
@that-gaming-kid Жыл бұрын
Did you know there such thing as movie cigarettes? they’re fake cigarettes you can buy them. they don’t have any nicotine, but they still taste like cigarette there for people have a smoking addiction.or movie actors, so they don’t mess with there lungs
@Bruhley 2 жыл бұрын
It’s almost concerning how many videos she’s made about killing her daughters
@biya.self2355 2 жыл бұрын
"black sheep black sheep..😈 🔪"
@heatherrohe6192 2 жыл бұрын
True
@indieljdjdj8727 2 жыл бұрын
@@biya.self2355 humpty 🥚 dumpy 🔪 sat on a wall 🩸🧨🤫
@ashleigh99 2 жыл бұрын
old 👴 Mcdonald 🍟 had 🗡 a 🔫 farm 🚜 😈😈
@biya.self2355 2 жыл бұрын
@@ashleigh99 ee😀i😩ee🤪i☹️oh😍 😈😈
@deathbystars4999 3 жыл бұрын
Varli: smoking is bad, drugs are bad, alcohol is bad Also Varli: imma bitch and I’m smoking a cigar
@restitution823 3 жыл бұрын
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall 😈
@diartgallapeni1421 3 жыл бұрын
Baa baa black sheep
@sanasstrawberry5190 3 жыл бұрын
@@diartgallapeni1421 have you any woll no sir no sir by the way what the hell are morals
@peltimies2469 3 жыл бұрын
Now thats a charecter arc.
@maria1036 3 жыл бұрын
old mc donald had a farm 👺
@heidithompson7011 Жыл бұрын
Varli is so devastated by you leaving her that she has decided to turn into a psychopathic murderer and kidnap children to cope with the sheer trauma and hatred you left her with. This is your doing, Danny. How does that make you feel?
@Cupid0de3znuts Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo😭
@Random-sk6hm 10 ай бұрын
good I feel so happy 😁
@thedrinkinggamemaker9749 6 ай бұрын
Pretty dandy
@Bumble._.Jellybottom 3 ай бұрын
im surprised the kids didnt start singing help let me go
@fall_tea8857 2 ай бұрын
@@Bumble._.Jellybottom”Stop kidnapping me!”
@n.8382 9 ай бұрын
"RUN! Baby Aira RUN!" "Mom, I am already running" got me dying 💀💀
@MichelleD2023 3 жыл бұрын
I have a strong feeling that Varli heard from somewhere random that slowly singing nursery rhymes is considered creepy, but doesn't realize that it's only used in the context of creepy children. She's like an AI slowly figuring out how Internet content and human perception works.
@nat.66 3 жыл бұрын
That actually makes sense
@propername4830 3 жыл бұрын
She should collab with Ray Sipe
@auggywoggy605 3 жыл бұрын
This makes so much sense 😮
@InvaderBB 3 жыл бұрын
Is someone gonna tell her that it’s only creepy when it’s either creepy children singing it or a man with a deep voice, with a hint of a playful tone... because I’m sorry but I’m cringing so hard at her singing.. like it just makes me feel more uncomfortable than actually terrified.
@visib_uncomfy 3 жыл бұрын
i love that type of creppy vibe but the way she does it just not it-
@Krauvich 3 жыл бұрын
Daughter: "Mommy, I can sacrifice myself to save you" Varli: "Are you sure" She sounded like relieved that her daughter was gonna sacrifice herself for her.
@NamanTheRockstar2 3 жыл бұрын
*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!
@nakenmil 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's a cultural thing? Some cultures sees dedication from children to their parents as a very admirable thing, whereas Western countries mostly tend to focus on parents sacrificing for their kids.
@ghostyicecream6209 3 жыл бұрын
@@nakenmil i think its just her bad acting
@P3dotme 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that was meant to be a joke, considering the comedy hashtag.
@justarandomasian249 3 жыл бұрын
@@NamanTheRockstar2 shut
@shoelace403 Жыл бұрын
Varli is the definition of that mom that tries to be "hip with kids" like a "how do you do fellow kids" type of thing
@kysmammoneditz 8 ай бұрын
Lauren.. 😨😨
@aurorafloyd299 7 ай бұрын
LAUREN?!
@alecferrell2620 Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but the interaction between distraught parent and their child’s kidnapper being “Give me my child!” “First, give me the money!!” “CHILD 👹” Fuckin kills me every time
@Coristic121 Ай бұрын
"Money!!" "Baa baa black sheeep 😒"
@amayah4598 3 жыл бұрын
"Age is just a number, Mommy," Never in a million years did I think I'd hear that sentence in a conversation that's not about dating minors.
@glitchydood1558 3 жыл бұрын
@Holl ywood will you shut up dude
@randomweeb9179 3 жыл бұрын
@@glitchydood1558 just report them for spam
@CharliePerson_ 3 жыл бұрын
@Holl ywood Wut?
@BigCoomer1928 3 жыл бұрын
@Holl ywood i made a list and checked it twice for all the fucks i give about your new mic and i found none All credit goes to: paige sharp
@bendriscoll 3 жыл бұрын
Callmevarli
@The_D0C70R 3 жыл бұрын
Varli then: “Love more, hate less” Varli now: “I’m sorry my daughter, there’s no power in love”
@Ninibug8325 3 жыл бұрын
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 🧟♀️🤰🧘♀️🧏♀️🚶♂️😩🧟♀️🥵🙄😈👿🧜♂️💇♂️💇♂️
@zainabsahrawardee5841 3 жыл бұрын
H U M P T Y D U M P T Y S A T O N A W A L L
@zennebula1748 3 жыл бұрын
Character development
@okaykh-o5316 3 жыл бұрын
Varli: live more hate less Also varli: hello daughter I’m putting you in blackface for a music video.
@FreshConcreteInMyMouth 3 жыл бұрын
Who hurt her???
@jayzepickle6637 Жыл бұрын
Im not gonna lie. I'm going through a breakup rn and the "ouchie" from her daughter has been repeating in my head to describe the emotional pain and it's somewhat comforting XD
@Random-sk6hm 10 ай бұрын
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall 🥺❤
@sgfuckinghuntress 4 ай бұрын
i hope you're better now ❤
@casual_villain 11 ай бұрын
Damn, Varli has had one hell of a story arc. First, she was the savior of the Gonzallas Cinematic Universe. Teaming up with Dolphin Man to defeat the Jokers. Now, she’s gone down the dark path and appears to be heading down a villain arc. Maybe Dolphin Man and the Jokers could team up to defeat her!
@luxycharmss4442 3 жыл бұрын
“Love more, Hate less!” “Love more, Hate less!” “Love more, Hate less!” “STOP!”
@mercyloves 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so weak from that 😭
@fathiarania1058 3 жыл бұрын
wow 435 congrats :)
@maytasfr 3 жыл бұрын
@@fathiarania1058 824
@fathiarania1058 3 жыл бұрын
@@maytasfr 864
@hannahmonroe3094 3 жыл бұрын
I read the comment before it came so I was waiting and it still killed me
@muckyesyesindisguise3854 3 жыл бұрын
This is just her villain arc she’ll get over it.
@suibae3022 3 жыл бұрын
Cant wait for redemption arc🤗💕
@matthewmartin4915 3 жыл бұрын
@I LOVE ALL bro what are you talking bout naman you already got a video with 300k views why you out hee begging for likes lmao and lying bout some bs your mom gonna buy u a mic
@mariaurquiza937 3 жыл бұрын
@Chicken boi LMFAOOOO 💀🤚
@ballpointpen7728 3 жыл бұрын
@I LOVE ALL lmao whoever does that is *foolish*
@destinysaye5217 3 жыл бұрын
nct 🤨🙌🏽
@rattersworld1016 11 ай бұрын
Honestly, the "Imma Be a Bitch" song had a very satisfying beat, so good job on that one, Varli.
@-psilo-9071 8 ай бұрын
doubt she made the beat herself
@jschap712 Жыл бұрын
Important detail : the vid is called "POV you are kidnapped and trying to save your daughter". The POV is that of a 3rd person, so that means you are Varli's mother, and you're just sort of sitting there saying nothing, watching your granddaughter escape while your kidnapped daughter is across from you in chains. So that can only mean that your plan is to have your grandaughter escape and find help for your daughter, Varli. The problem with the plan is that when the police get there they'll be all like "I don't know what's happening! I don't know what's happening!" Because nothing's more confusing than a kidnapping. Word.
@balls_gaming 8 ай бұрын
probably not, as most people use POV wrong, and she probably learned it wrong
@upthedoggies6984 2 жыл бұрын
Varli: *kills her own daughter* Her daughter: OuChiE Varli: *starts singing*
@sfr2107 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@largeboi4678 2 жыл бұрын
That’s what I do every time that I murder someone, it’s actually a magic spell that removes any evidence that the one who committed the murder was me! It’s great!
@Bob-yz5qt 2 жыл бұрын
People who got shocked back to life: O_ O ... O _O
@username1150 2 жыл бұрын
Her daughter: bYe mOmMy!
@jaydagorgiovski2613 2 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite comment
@sarahscott3906 3 жыл бұрын
Note: If you ever get murdered, say “ouchie” just to mess with them.
@rehanmasud6989 3 жыл бұрын
Ouchie
@RoyalGuardEziode 3 жыл бұрын
Even better "that tickles" which may actually give them trauma if you make it dramatic and terrifying enough
@taliesinriver 3 жыл бұрын
@@RoyalGuardEziode if they're murdering someone they're probably going to have trauma anyway
@userK77920 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed, hope I remember to. Cus I'm gunna die anyways, what do I have to lose XD
@hippieduck 3 жыл бұрын
@@taliesinriver If they, by chance, aren't capable of feeling guilt and empathy to begin with - they won't. But boy would they be pissed. Worth it. But then, maybe they'll take it out on another victim since someone has to pay for their bruised ego... oh bother. You know what, forget I said anything.
@Mistrixe10k Жыл бұрын
5:18 HAD ME DEAD THE SILENT SCREAM
@PinnacleBH Жыл бұрын
AND HIS FACE LOOKS SO CONCERNED LOL
@LesbianMf482 Жыл бұрын
no *yawn*
@errorstudios5056 Жыл бұрын
I started wheezing on a car ride 😭
@reesedavis9936 Жыл бұрын
2:38 "love mare hate less" "STOP!"
@garythesnail1705 Жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@ghostwestpoolchestershires1854 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if she’s just acting out her daughters fanfic
@sm0rtm 3 жыл бұрын
i cant unsee/unhear it now
@carlosrosado5861 3 жыл бұрын
at the end of every video she has to cite her daughters wattpad
@themyofmy 3 жыл бұрын
@@carlosrosado5861 HSHAHAJS
@zzzaainabbb 2 жыл бұрын
@@sm0rtm Excuse me mate you glitched my screen please change your username
@BillyTheButch 2 жыл бұрын
@@zzzaainabbb Lmfao-
@sjb5169 3 жыл бұрын
Varli is the most confusing person on the internet. I don't know what she's aiming for ever. Is it suppose to be humorous? fearful? Wise? Is she actually a brilliant cringe artist? WHATS HAPPENING?
@sunynotsunny2202 3 жыл бұрын
I'm getting the same vibe. Who's she targeting this to? Kids? Teenagers? Adults? Toddlers? Is this a satire or is she seriously insane?
@sjb5169 3 жыл бұрын
@@sunynotsunny2202 Exactly! Or is it there's a cultural difference in our humor? Or maybe theres some mental issues there? I've racked my mind on this one and I don't think I'll be able to crack her!
@NamanTheRockstar2 3 жыл бұрын
*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!
@shinyintp2064 3 жыл бұрын
@@NamanTheRockstar2 please,Shudup
@nabeelnitro6447 3 жыл бұрын
@@shinyintp2064 don't acknowledge spam just report
@philbuttler3427 Жыл бұрын
Varli is the closest human to reaching instrumentality, and Danny is gonna wake up on a beach and see a Kaiju sized Varli sitting in an ocean of tang.
@horanghaebtches6751 Жыл бұрын
9:53 one of my friends and i once almost got hit by a car and her reaction was straight up "woopsie"
@Ihaveagasmask Жыл бұрын
Whoopsie I didn’t mean to get hit with your car uwu I hate my self
@CollinGerberding 3 жыл бұрын
"Entering this cab was your decision. Where it goes is mine." That's a pretty solid line, though.
@MeganJackson96 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda goes hard tbh
@nan-sf2no 3 жыл бұрын
nah cause lowkey
@incognitospaghet1452 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah...if someone says that to me...I’m scared
@dagreatcow 3 жыл бұрын
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY Danny is my inspiration too! My mum said that if I get 100 subs she will buy me a Lamborghini. Please help! I'm not lieing!
@denji5426 3 жыл бұрын
bars homie
@theoneandonly4877 3 жыл бұрын
varli: “bye daughter” the supposed to be dead daughter: “BYE MOMMY”
@deinogreenstreet8631 3 жыл бұрын
It almost feels like a threat.
@youtuberbajetciput5957 3 жыл бұрын
the daughter's vengeful spirit hshshs
@BullyGarfield. 3 жыл бұрын
lol this is too funny 😂😂😂
@airabb 3 жыл бұрын
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY stfu
@michellesandersgray__2207 3 жыл бұрын
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY REPORT
@Thefurrytrash Жыл бұрын
I convinced varli is a 14 year old trapped in a 40 year olds body going through an identity crisis
@alexia3552 2 жыл бұрын
8:00 that's actually terrifying what the hell
@GalaxyYT- 7 ай бұрын
That’s sus
@RetroAnts 5 ай бұрын
@@GalaxyYT-IKR
@Kili175 2 ай бұрын
Ouchie!
@Yeetdameat 2 ай бұрын
Ouchie is very scary
@BMoney8600 2 жыл бұрын
“Love more, hate less” “There’s no power in love” Varli who hurt you?
@minorinminetabeiber320 2 жыл бұрын
Varli then:Love more hate less Varli now:Hate more love less
@genericname2747 2 жыл бұрын
Varli do you need to talk?
@carcinoGeneticist719 2 жыл бұрын
her haters 😔
@christalcavanaugh 2 жыл бұрын
Dolphin Man 😢
@Ilovewomenandmen 2 жыл бұрын
@@christalcavanaugh he cheated on her😔
@yikes. 3 жыл бұрын
THE TRILOGY
@SnoppleWopple 3 жыл бұрын
no
@meismetheanimationthing404 3 жыл бұрын
🌝👌
@_Diam_nd_ 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@iss4113 3 жыл бұрын
@KevinBB you already are 😃
@PaulieTheGreat 3 жыл бұрын
13th like LOL. Here before top comment
@zera2314 Жыл бұрын
12:24 I can't stop laughing. This is one of those rare moments where something is so cringey it makes you laugh instead of hurt inside.
@DorkVaderYT Жыл бұрын
The dead daughter saying "Bye mommy" got me laughing like a murderer
@pers0nified675 3 жыл бұрын
Varli is going through the “It’s not a phase.” phase.
@bread6052 3 жыл бұрын
Wow I didn’t know you could be 14 twice
@yourlocalrainbownakedjuice3102 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao this made me laugh
@pers0nified675 3 жыл бұрын
@@yourlocalrainbownakedjuice3102 I am happy I could make you laugh. My life now has a purpose.
@craftyhamster6353 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no... 666 likes
@pers0nified675 3 жыл бұрын
@@craftyhamster6353 ironic considering the comment.
@tuttletuttlewood5551 3 жыл бұрын
are we just gonna ignore the creepy undertones when the girl says "age is just a number" and varli goes "it is, darling. come, give mommy a hug, it's been a while. one hug a day, that's the minimum."
@xavwill4807 3 жыл бұрын
and she does the odd fisting motion afterwards........
@ytlokop 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god no... OH GOD NO PLEASE NO
@worstusernameintheworld9871 3 жыл бұрын
that clip made me physically recoil
@Name-tn1zg 3 жыл бұрын
Girl- that was so scary if someone told me that I would just 🏃🏻♀️💨
@andrewslaght4977 3 жыл бұрын
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY I disliked! 🥰
@galaxy_exe Жыл бұрын
oh my god. i watched this video like 5 months ago and i’m only revisiting it now to say that apparently her daughter goes to my school?? 💀💀💀💀 i saw her picking up her daughter today and my mom told me she’s tiktok famous so UHHH.. yeah
@PlayerTenji95 Жыл бұрын
Oh wow!
@kojizilla 2 ай бұрын
when u go to a diff school can u tell me what school it is
@jay-notabird Жыл бұрын
We need a part 3 next year to keep the trend of 2 years going
@kittencall Жыл бұрын
This is a part 3
@kittencall Жыл бұрын
The first one was "Tiktok's weirdest mom" the second one is where "Help let me go" is from, and this is the third one.
@cobaltbluesky2276 2 жыл бұрын
varli is probably the only person can go through their edgy teen phase at 40
@monbub 2 жыл бұрын
iconic
@anitarathod9277 2 жыл бұрын
Varli rn: *ArE YoUeW ShOrE*
@decafpoem1201 2 жыл бұрын
Good for her imagine as a teen she must have been a wise old woman in a teens body
@himynameisdan9259 2 жыл бұрын
Also Danny because he is 11
@miavictoria7939 2 жыл бұрын
Gabbie Hanna would like to challenge that😂
@HauntingArlo 3 жыл бұрын
If I get murdered the last thing I am saying is “Owchie!”
@Baguette939 3 жыл бұрын
I might say: "I'm ready!!! How 'Bout You"
@gwen4527 3 жыл бұрын
@@Baguette939 "So...you want that knife back or can I keep it?"
@holyhot-chocolate 3 жыл бұрын
“Hey, I’ll see ya on the flip side”
@scyrin-siren 3 жыл бұрын
not that fish eye looking reki angle pfp😭
@somusai 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@justbuiltdifferent100 9 ай бұрын
“Run baby Aria!” And she keeps just screaming that got me dead laughing. And then before that where she goes “you sure?” when her daughter says she will sacrifice her life for her. 😂😂 the acting is crazy-
@tobyewolfe9998 Жыл бұрын
10:37 I think it's supposed to be poetic. Like she's taking a child-friendly thing (a nursery rhyme) while doing something dark. She didn't have to do that, though. I think there was a large amount of people who thought her "love more, hate less" thing was an agreeable message.
@kbislit8061 3 жыл бұрын
it's not "don't fear varli is here" anymore its "just fear varli is here" (i thought this would get one like)
@bread6052 3 жыл бұрын
Is that what you call character development?
@ScaleneTR 3 жыл бұрын
@@bread6052 corruption arc
@mincheonsa6164 3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE IM FLOATING
@sleepyexe644 3 жыл бұрын
BRO VARLI'S EREN
@jaidabody3874 3 жыл бұрын
Varli is here, F E A R
@kateebug8098 3 жыл бұрын
The prophecy is complete. Kurtis, Drew, and then Danny. Edit: OML JARVIS JUST POSTED Sorry, but the subtitles, instead of ouchie, say Gucci, and it’s so much better. Many days later, I was on FamousBirthdays. Happy 44th bday to Varli
@usbskdydgdnskegebe 3 жыл бұрын
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR no
@Dxxnway 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 💥
@netanyajaffe7213 3 жыл бұрын
And Cody lol
@evanmoran2609 3 жыл бұрын
And nick
@ayubali2431 3 жыл бұрын
why are y'all forgetting cody smh
@losercrazy.. 9 ай бұрын
a moo moo😭💯
@caleb.8 2 жыл бұрын
10:29 BILLION SURPRISE TOYS MOMENT
@amy-ld4pe 3 жыл бұрын
danny really went from a 10 year old to 14 year old in a year, let’s appreciate the glo up 👏👏👏👏👏
@TrafalgarWaterLaw 3 жыл бұрын
It's the gamer glo up🎮
@Yamatsuuu 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@BullyGarfield. 3 жыл бұрын
yeah fr he looks 14
@memeteam7030 3 жыл бұрын
Right I was like he looks older. ✨finally ✨
@thenerdiestyoutuber5087 3 жыл бұрын
He looks so pretty in this video
@kit2317 3 жыл бұрын
She sounds like a female king Julian and im living for it
@bassic5527 2 жыл бұрын
K I N G J U L I A N S P A W N
@GreatTasteMurder 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO I JUST REALIZED THAT- NOW I CAN'T UNHEAR IT💀💀
@ssssSTopmotion 2 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how much more I enjoyed this video after you told me this
@eleven-hopper 2 жыл бұрын
I can't unhear that now
@genericname2747 2 жыл бұрын
I GUESS???
@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit Жыл бұрын
"everywhere. a moo moo" -A wise individual
@tobyewolfe9998 Жыл бұрын
11:16 I am the "Child!" line. Also, that foreboding "ba ba black sheep" like... what.
@qwellen7521 3 жыл бұрын
I really have to admire Danny’s cringe tolerance.
@bradleysanders9007 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I can't stand this kind of content
@badbreathobby8565 3 жыл бұрын
She is so cringe
@bradleysanders9007 3 жыл бұрын
@@badbreathobby8565 i think she just got high with her daughter and recorded some tiktoks
@liz8986 3 жыл бұрын
That's because danny is king of greg.
@karldoesstuffYT 3 жыл бұрын
you have to admit though, some mom who just made tik toks for fun made a music video and i think part of him appreciates rhat. he also might just genuinely like her cuz of the dms he says hes had
@moondustzr4013 3 жыл бұрын
The secondhand embarrassment I feel for her rn is astronomical.
@nehasinghal5456 3 жыл бұрын
Finally I got to the good side of the comment section because there are people out there actually patronizing Varli for the cringefest she's hosting and starring in as the main laughing stock
@Bananachan289 3 жыл бұрын
I can barely watch it I’ve read comments instead... it’s SO bad!
@aldubm2234 3 жыл бұрын
Did you draw your pfp?
@gracexpump5320 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so confused w it that it’s funny. It is cringe tho.
@samanthamiller975 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so confused to the point where I cry laughing, its a problem. It's SOOOOOO BAD - 😭
@Rose-gq5uv Жыл бұрын
Maybe she was just exploring every genre before she picked one. I think she does well being a psycho like it legit freaks me out sometimes. That silent scream was SCA-RY! If I saw someone scream like that or sing nursery rhymes now, I'll definitely think of varli.
@Swedenball56 2 ай бұрын
8:05 THE MELANIE MARTINEZ SOMG IN THE BACKGROUND
@tylerblack3962 3 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy theory: Little nutcracker guy possessed Varli and that’s why her content is so dark.
@whoisanarnb 3 жыл бұрын
@Holl ywood lmao the fact that it bolded the name Danny making it look even more like a copy and paste with the channel name changed accordingly
@terribletimesone8702 3 жыл бұрын
@Holl ywood I smashed like
@LeLe-zg7er 3 жыл бұрын
@@terribletimesone8702 go dislike it. It’s a copy and paste.
@Natalie-jd3hd 3 жыл бұрын
Me being proud of myself for making this comment go from 999 to 1K .......i need a life
@terribletimesone8702 3 жыл бұрын
@@LeLe-zg7er Yeah I just found another channel advertising it 😬
@mollyfoxxx 3 жыл бұрын
According to Varli, her mission is “to inspire and empower young girls”. This includes crushing her daughters to death and burying people she just beheaded with a sledgehammer. Her Instagram is SO dark lol. Very inspirational, VARLILICIOUS!✨
@maria1036 3 жыл бұрын
@Holl ywood no.
@ica3639 3 жыл бұрын
Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss.
@ramshakhan5405 3 жыл бұрын
Yk love more HATE less
@nekolaiwastaken 3 жыл бұрын
Wait- HOW IS SHE CRUSHING THEM WHAT-
@zeynepavsar7533 3 жыл бұрын
Have you guys figured the fist thing out yet?
@miraculousabridged2857 8 ай бұрын
it's been 2 years, new Varli vid when?
@ladyjenesis7285 Жыл бұрын
The TikTok of Varli screaming without audio implies she screamed so loud the mic couldn't process it.
@akashpai4650 2 жыл бұрын
"Entering this cab was your decision, where it leads you... is mine" Ngl, that's a pretty savage line
@mrfrogkingg 2 жыл бұрын
I gotta agree
@rumpalug 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's actually a really good one
@rebix6848 2 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@vilevessel 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@andreavera642 2 жыл бұрын
some taxi driver or uber driver must’ve said this
@wendy765 3 жыл бұрын
“Is Varli okay?” Short answer: probably not 🤩👌
@toytrackersam 3 жыл бұрын
She’s actually not she was abused by her husband
@Natalie-jd3hd 3 жыл бұрын
.......and the long answer? .......The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding
@lpsquestie3495 3 жыл бұрын
@@Natalie-jd3hd No wait! I'm not- 🏃♀️
@Tan-ps3dg 3 жыл бұрын
@@toytrackersam what? really? Can u pls explain?
@people.ruin.everything 3 жыл бұрын
@@Natalie-jd3hd ok
@dontcommitarson Жыл бұрын
11:40 i thought she was gonna attach the two girls on top of the car
@RetroAnts 5 ай бұрын
I thought she was gona DRAG THEM!
@graaceie 9 ай бұрын
“Love more” “hate less” “STOP” Why did they keep that in 😭
@gwynette 3 жыл бұрын
No one: Varli: "there's no power in love 😈" "humpty dumpty sat on a wall🥚"
@fauna5328 3 жыл бұрын
@Holl ywood go away nobody cares
@justsomegirlwithagodcomple3068 3 жыл бұрын
@Holl ywood stfu ❤️😍
@tatxchu5915 3 жыл бұрын
@@fauna5328 ignore it it's a bot
@lonelychild2765 3 жыл бұрын
She murders her daughter and says “there’s no power in love”, then she turns to the toddlers watching her and starts reciting Humpty Dumpty
@Elisa-in8sx 3 жыл бұрын
@Holl ywood no. ❤
@sapphiregroves3867 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Danny can indirectly point out someone’s stupidity but still being supportive😂😂😂😂😂
@aisha5156 3 жыл бұрын
A true friend.
@undgcat6767 2 жыл бұрын
as i'm sure you already knew it's called being patronizing
@ghostlyflamingo07 2 жыл бұрын
Its called being a true friend. Pointing out the wrongdoings of ur friends but still being supportive lel
@finny5110 2 жыл бұрын
*yes*
@spookyho5994 2 жыл бұрын
@@aisha5156 truly ✨
@kalielizabeth8015 Жыл бұрын
Varli character arc is top tier
@elkatuber Жыл бұрын
Varli went from mom to hero to villain i mean that’s a mood swing
@legallypumpkin 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe she fell into a depression after her old friend Danny didn’t make a video on her for two years. This is really her cry for help.
@NamanTheRockstar2 3 жыл бұрын
*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!
@princessketamine0 3 жыл бұрын
@@NamanTheRockstar2 no
@legallypumpkin 2 жыл бұрын
@@NamanTheRockstar2 May I ask what this has to do w my comment?
@iwasdancingwithspiders 2 жыл бұрын
My life goal is to say “ouchie!” right before I die
@-theguiltycormorant-1043 2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@BigCoomer1928 2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@ilovchristianbale 2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@largeboi4678 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine: your significant other is cradling your in their arms, and right as you’re about to pass out, you put your hand on their cheek and say ouchie then fuckin die
@ahshitherewegoagain7461 2 жыл бұрын
@@largeboi4678 Perfect material for a wattpad fanfiction.
@The1920sChannel Жыл бұрын
Just imagine a WW2 battle where there are hundreds or thousands of soldiers just screaming "Ouchie!"
@LennyLoomy Жыл бұрын
It has almost been 2 years again Danny, where is the new video on Varli?
@HeyLookImGerman 3 жыл бұрын
"Age is just a number" "It is, darling." *Record scratch*
@narutospersona426 3 жыл бұрын
In some contexts
@vypGMD 3 жыл бұрын
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY go seek help
@NamanTheRockstar2 3 жыл бұрын
@@vypGMD you too
@ayonixanimations 3 жыл бұрын
As someone once said... "911 is also a number" x'D
@hecunt3633 3 жыл бұрын
A gun is just a high velocity explosive metal nerf... blaster???
@dancingcow5524 2 жыл бұрын
Some dude: kills Varli's daughter Varli's daughter: *O U C H I E* Varli: *b a a b a a b l a c k s h e e p h a v e y o u a n y w o o l* Some dude: ???????
@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 2 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms
@cgreeley3865 2 жыл бұрын
baron zemo: *boppin along in the background *
@gojoshollowpurpletip 2 жыл бұрын
@@cgreeley3865 omgg that's what I thought of
@kylie.23 Жыл бұрын
are we not gonna talk about how the taxi driver kept calling the little girls “sir”? 😂
@BlimpAdeBloop 2 ай бұрын
2:19 "Yess! Even more so!" "Shit" LMFAO
@holland3106 3 жыл бұрын
i think we can all agree that this is danny’s best hair era
@jedithekitten8891 3 жыл бұрын
@I LOVE ALL Shut up nobody caresss
@valaya.3 3 жыл бұрын
Best haira
@justasmltwngir1732 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who has been watching him since 2017, hard agree.
@fergusfungus9618 3 жыл бұрын
i’ve been binging some of his old videos and, watching this, i could not stop thinking about how good his hair looks now lmao
@sabrinaalmeida1662 3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@yeltsakcir2878 3 жыл бұрын
Varli: "Love more hate less" The kid named Less: ouchie
@lianair4383 3 жыл бұрын
more: 🥰
@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777 3 жыл бұрын
also in the first clip that guy that yells "STOP" lmaooo
@hornetisvoider 3 жыл бұрын
Poor less
@supergacha9875 3 жыл бұрын
The guy named less:Awwwwwwww!
@WhatIsIsWhat 3 жыл бұрын
Poor less
@zaimanza Жыл бұрын
i am so confused and can't stop laughing at all her content
@unclepepe9116 Жыл бұрын
3:07 "I have to take one for the team"
@mr.foxasmg Жыл бұрын
SHE TAKIN ONE FOR THE TEAM ❗️❗️❗️
@garythesnail1705 Жыл бұрын
@@mr.foxasmg LMA
@ProjectDeltaplayer 9 ай бұрын
@@mr.foxasmgshe gon take some backshots
@le1aa 3 жыл бұрын
it’s impressive how danny is able to make sense out of everything
@briannaswanson52 3 жыл бұрын
@John Morgan if you and everyone else doesn't care, why even say that lol
@briannaswanson52 3 жыл бұрын
@John Morgan Pretty sure it's a bot or some shit anyway
@briannaswanson52 3 жыл бұрын
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY Okay after investigating just a bit, i discovered the fact this account was created for the sole purpose of spamming comment sections begging for people to view their music video. That's....not how this works lol
@gamergirl3000 3 жыл бұрын
@@briannaswanson52 DEFINITELY DOES NOT WORK I HAVE NEVER WATCHED ANY BOT SPAM VIDEO IT JUST DOES'NT
@iCat4Ever 3 жыл бұрын
@@briannaswanson52 they have over like 20 accounts. They are all bots so listen to his song
@topo83ranger80 3 жыл бұрын
"love more, hate less" guy in background: "STOP!"
@NamanTheRockstar2 3 жыл бұрын
*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!
@kimino1381 3 жыл бұрын
@KevinBB Lmao-
@pcpt 3 жыл бұрын
and she took it to heart
@nomirakuru 3 жыл бұрын
@@NamanTheRockstar2 your mom gay
@mastercheese8509 3 жыл бұрын
@@NamanTheRockstar2 no one care go make videos and get those 5k like
@user-gu9zn6jt6m 9 ай бұрын
Great video but dat ending doe🤩
@rainydays02 9 ай бұрын
holy crap i think the place she filmed the music video is where my grandparents live
@alinaberry7000 2 жыл бұрын
I like the line “and then they die forever” because it almost insinuates that some people die for momentarily periods of time
@anitarathod9277 2 жыл бұрын
I guess Varli thought that people who are in comas are actually dead and when they wake up, they come back to life
@tomnook3765 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, some people have died and then been brought back to life, so it wasn’t wrong
@mrfrogkingg 2 жыл бұрын
Sam and Dean Winchester have entered the chat.
@shireen2019 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrfrogkingg LMAOO literally just spn characters
@TheNewOrchestra 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's called "sleep", dundlecock.
@jankounchained4211 2 жыл бұрын
I want Varli to replicate the “Joker” Tiktoks so bad
@bricklelittle 2 жыл бұрын
Now that is something I would like to see
@noahhouillion2334 2 жыл бұрын
*quiely* no
@ace_of_blades5046 2 жыл бұрын
y e s
@Shrimpfriedpee 2 жыл бұрын
Danny needs to be Batman
@UrMom-ku5fm 2 жыл бұрын
@@Shrimpfriedpee yeah 😂
@RespawnJupiter 2 ай бұрын
Time to make another Varli video, Danny. It's been 2 years.
@ketchupeater Жыл бұрын
4:21 its likely just for ambience, people associate blaring red and blue lights with an intense situation
@toiletmaster3044 3 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE "age is just a number" "of course honey come here"????
@blitzyblook3315 3 жыл бұрын
@BILLIE SAYS DUH Danny doesn't even make professional music (usually just joke music-) wth are you talking about?
@whimbrella 3 жыл бұрын
i choked when she said that
@englishatheart 3 жыл бұрын
@BILLIE SAYS DUH For fuck's sake, stop with the freaking spam.
@strawberrylove8 3 жыл бұрын
@@englishatheart Right?? I've clicked on a few comments and there they are with different names.
@scrunklymansoren 3 жыл бұрын
this comment taken out of context is frightening im scared
@ChengTeoh 3 жыл бұрын
What's missing from any Hitman game? The "ouchie!" noise every time someone dies.
@Heyejen 3 жыл бұрын
stolen.
@cereal_the_man7830 3 жыл бұрын
@@Heyejen Good
@NamanTheRockstar2 3 жыл бұрын
*DANNY* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 5k LIKES on my new song!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *Begging you GUYS!!* Please...I LOVE YOU! I'M NOT LYING! PLS!
@cereal_the_man7830 3 жыл бұрын
@@NamanTheRockstar2 get a job
@pickleproductions5736 3 жыл бұрын
@@cereal_the_man7830 or a life
@chattymime 6 ай бұрын
don’t know much abt her, but i can say i did expect the music vid to be worse, i think the response “ok, if yall wanna call me a bitch, then ima be a bitch.” is smth ppl do and makes sense to me. also the humpty dumpty vid is legit peak fucking humor omfg
@zoyaahmad4034 9 ай бұрын
I just realised this vary lady sings pretty good in Hindi/urdu it was genuinely fun to listen to. I don't remember what its called but she has a music video in Hindi/urdu
@harry4716 2 жыл бұрын
Is no one else creeped out by the daughter saying “Age is Just a Number”?
@webhead5263 2 жыл бұрын
So is varlis kill count
@blankness8 2 жыл бұрын
@@webhead5263 this sent me 😭
@SuperNuclearUnicorn 2 жыл бұрын
R Kelly says hi lol
@flixtwif 2 жыл бұрын
age is just a number, as in it doesn’t matter what age you are you can do anything i think that’s what they were going for
@eagletscosplaycloset3793 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah like who is she “in love” with 🤢
@lfdeftonesbae86 3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis, Drew, Danny, in one day? Sheesh, Christmas’ early
@fatimaaliyeva8778 3 жыл бұрын
and codyy
@chickenmtr 3 жыл бұрын
Great present🎉🎁
@lyssa3680 3 жыл бұрын
DREW TOO??
@novemberiscoolithink 3 жыл бұрын
and cody
@redrumdallasgaming676 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t you mean Danny, Danny and Danny
@goldenfroglegs8924 Жыл бұрын
Should of made the guy in the back of the taxi say “OUCHIE”
@Sticktuberanimations 6 ай бұрын
She really be brainwashing people wish nursery rhymes 💀
@mercygal1 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Varli knows that American horror movies sometimes use nursery rhymes for creepy purposes, but doesn't understand how any of that context works. So she's just googling "American nursery rhymes" and whipping one out at random whenever she wants to be creepy.
@kelbyjackcheese Жыл бұрын
yes
@luvleyytofo Жыл бұрын
varli in a scary voice : humpty...dumpty...sat on a WALL.....n o w h e 's d e a d f o r e v e r .....
@notaprogamer2782 11 ай бұрын
One... two... buckle my shoes...
@Ruuehxbfiqkxn 11 ай бұрын
@@notaprogamer2782 three four buckle some more…
@-anjulii- 11 ай бұрын
@@Ruuehxbfiqkxn 5...6...NIKE KICKSSS🧟🧟
@UnclePhil73 3 жыл бұрын
She’s the personification of “LOL XD random” humor.
@avf6532 3 жыл бұрын
First things first Rest In Peace uncle Phil
@wolvez_3358 3 жыл бұрын
@@avf6532 F
@aali._.com.9001 3 жыл бұрын
Uncle Phil what are you doing here?
@AD-cy4vj 3 жыл бұрын
@@avf6532 for real
@pers0nified675 3 жыл бұрын
So she’s “LOL XD random” *insert my username*?
@lancesmissingeye Жыл бұрын
You need to check on Varli
@ThatSlavBoi 9 ай бұрын
11:20 I almost fell off of my chair when I heard "baa baa black sheep", lmao
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