ISMO | Girls are Mean

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@lassala 2 ай бұрын

Hello, Netflix, give this man a special!! :)

@scott-richards 2 ай бұрын

100%

@rouchar 2 ай бұрын

Yes! From your mouth to their ears!

@mofugginLubes 2 ай бұрын

Just saw him tonight and he said he had a 1 hour special coming soon, follow his socials for release dates!

@lassala 2 ай бұрын

@@mofugginLubes awesome!

@shafly67 2 ай бұрын

He’s not LGBTQ enough and he’s too funny

@ChubbyAmadeusFan Ай бұрын

I loved Ismo because he is different. That Finnish accent and humble delivery. I hope he doesn't get too Americanized.

@user-wv5ip2zk1e 2 ай бұрын

being single after many years (for me was 15 years)... exciting and odd feeling at the same time. Best to you, and appreciate all the laughs from your videos

@Prometheus669 2 ай бұрын

We love you bro stay strong

@user-sh9ws8ri9n 2 ай бұрын

Love your comedy!!😂👍

@user-gk9lg5sp4y 2 ай бұрын

Go ask her out, all she can say is no... 😂😂😂

@andrejlinhart205 2 ай бұрын

This is something Ismo would say s/

@jessenic 2 ай бұрын

@@peketee2278I think the joke was that they can say much worse than no 😅

@mphays 2 ай бұрын

She can say no AND hit you over the head with her 10' pole. You also have to look out for the "chicks" that lift their skirts and say "You have to have a pole bigger than mine in order for me to date you."

@DarianCohen 2 ай бұрын

And do much worse than simply say anything

@ZarkowsWorld 2 ай бұрын

She could also take a video and post it online, as some creepy women are now doing.

@ndrmkhn6559 2 ай бұрын

ten foot pole? Strange things we say to show we don't like somebody. In Russia to show that, we say "I wouldn't sit to shit with the guy on a same field".

@mikeymcmikeface5599 2 ай бұрын

imagine sitting to shit on a field

@kathorsees 2 ай бұрын

@@mikeymcmikeface5599imagine carrying a 10-foot pole everywhere. answer: nobody in does that, just as nobody goes to shit in a field. it's just an expression. unless you're out in the woods camping or something.

@mikeymcmikeface5599 2 ай бұрын

I was ironic.

@kathorsees 2 ай бұрын

@@mikeymcmikeface5599 I see, sorry for getting defensive! Too many times I had to explain that we don't actually ride on bears around here. On the other hand, I wish we were doing that, or anything else silly and harmless, instead of what the government is up to these days.

@kathorsees 2 ай бұрын

Huh! Makes sense. Thanks for sharing ^^

@TheReetu234 2 ай бұрын

You are great ❤😊 love you Ismo

@nihatsavmaz6677 2 ай бұрын

i am sorry for you man. İ hope you find true love soon.

@Glornt 2 ай бұрын

Besides that, a 10 foot pole is difficult to maneuver, so touching someone with it could lead to an injury.

@MatthewSmith-cp3hu 2 ай бұрын

he is so funny

@user-dt7bl9wi5e 2 ай бұрын

"this is nice'😂

@scuzzellbutt 2 ай бұрын

I love Ismo! But seriously, if you want a date, stop talking to girls. Talk to women..

@ardekakka 2 ай бұрын

hyvin näyttää menevän, toivottavasti meneekin, tsemiä ismolle

@lounamana 2 ай бұрын

We need you on netflix!

@doris_alfer 2 ай бұрын

❤❤❤😊

@mikeymcmikeface5599 2 ай бұрын

audio screwed up again

@saraiortiz2334 2 ай бұрын

@Netflix give him his own comedy special!!!

@deemc7756 2 ай бұрын

😮

@epalacios1502 2 ай бұрын

Single now? I just saw him do a wife joke a week ago. I guess it didn't go well at home.

@dennislindqvist1265 2 ай бұрын

I understand the frustration if you come from a country like Finland. It's equal in terms of interaction there and I've never heard a woman say anything like that when I've been in the country.

@marias6583 2 ай бұрын

Women can be a lot more critical than men, and not to mention they gossip about the men that approached them with their friends

@hawkins347 2 ай бұрын

@@marias6583 As if men don't gossip about women amongst themselves, I've overheard some disgusting shit being said by guys when they didn't think we could hear them.

@Elecjester 2 ай бұрын

us girls ARE mean, we tried to warn you in 2004 =)

@fam4449 2 ай бұрын

Ask out blind girls

@Derpster2493 2 ай бұрын

If you offered me a drink, I would only drink it through a ten foot straw.

@MikkoRantalainen 2 ай бұрын

You must suck a lot to drink anything through a ten foot straw.

@tonyr3090 2 ай бұрын

Love this guy! I just really hope he doesn't fall into line like every other comedian with the adapted American cadence and delivery style. And that the jokes remain clean.

@kmoecub 2 ай бұрын

Where have you been? His jokes aren't all clean.

@jerekorva 2 ай бұрын

imho his comedic style has been approaching the 'murican style. mainly the mannerisms, but still. and without remaining still, he seems to be moving on the stage.

@tonyr3090 2 ай бұрын

@@jerekorvaYou're exactly right. That's why I thought I'd mention it.

@the0user 2 ай бұрын

Stay up brother. Single to mingle is the way.

@oops262686 2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@theartofliving5001 2 ай бұрын

I remembered an episode of Friends, where they poke the naked guy with a self made pole (poking device), to see if he's still alive or dead. 🤣

@Zymynca 2 ай бұрын

HE´S ALIVE!!!!....and yet we are still poking him, (poke poke poke poke poke) okay okay retract the pole, one of the best friends moments xD

@theartofliving5001 2 ай бұрын

@@Zymynca Yep! Friends is the best. But can never watch it with the same joy again, knowing Matthew Perry is no longer with us. Chandler is my favorite character. 💔

@marekjanovsky 2 ай бұрын

Enjoy your freedom and singleness :-D

@SuperVstech 2 ай бұрын

I take it to mean, she wouldn’t touch him if he HAD A TEN FOOT POLE!

@Skeppsvrak 2 ай бұрын

Nah, the expression means that you are so revolting that even touching you with a long pole feels disgusting and "too close".

@marias6583 2 ай бұрын

Waitttt what happened to your wife ??

@MikkoRantalainen 2 ай бұрын

Ismo and Angelika divorced in 2021. They are still friends but not a couple. They wrote together a book about divorse called "Unelmaero - elämä 2.0". As far as I know, it has been published in Finnish only. There's a pretty good news article about the divorse titled "Ismo ja Angelika Leikola miettivät 5 vuotta, pitäisikö heidän erota vai ei - yksi oivallus oli ratkaiseva". Google translate seems to do acceptable work with that article.

@laythbarzangi8477 2 ай бұрын

@@MikkoRantalainen Did the flu/earplugs incident have anything to do with it? 😄

@MikkoRantalainen 2 ай бұрын

@@laythbarzangi8477 I didn't understand your question. Is this incident supposed to be well known?

2 ай бұрын

What about 5 foot pole then? :D And why does it need to have feets... thats is so weird. :D

@xlynx9 2 ай бұрын

You have to visualise the pole length you would touch someone at, then +1. So you wouldn't touch this particular individual with an 11 foot pole.

@MobiusBandwidth 2 ай бұрын

what about a 20 foot pole? would she touch him with one of those, just to see? maybe work her way down to a 5 foot pole eventually. but if it seems like a bad idea, she's got a pole, so she can keep him at bay. probably a good policy to carry one, and practice with it first.

@stephanien.9637 2 ай бұрын

Jeff Dunham

@laurajamil8943 2 ай бұрын

Yes, we are.😊

@mikeymcmikeface5599 2 ай бұрын

I don't find it funny.

@TheBlackClockOfTime 2 ай бұрын

Oh my god, that is vitun hilarious.

@ThunderPants13 25 күн бұрын

I've never been to Poland, but I think I can safely say there's not a Pole there who's ten feet. Maybe the girl would touch you with a 6'0" Pole.....

@jouldalk Ай бұрын

I thought the guy was married...

@just_for_funarts9905 2 ай бұрын

Did ISMO divorce?

@Sunshine-111 2 ай бұрын

yes in 2021

@margaretleboeuf6765 2 ай бұрын

@@Sunshine-111 That's sad... :-((

@overthetip 2 ай бұрын

@@margaretleboeuf6765 well, they didn't have kids and she was way to old to have any. At least there's a silver lining for him.

@kendrar3072 2 ай бұрын

@@margaretleboeuf6765 No its not

@tvr6628 2 ай бұрын

Sama Suomeksi,kiitos

@deejayxcrypt 2 ай бұрын

I think you need to find a gal, from Finland that is. Higher chance of not finding an overly materialistic one :-)

@oslonorway547 2 ай бұрын

Says the guy who was never married to a Finnish woman for over a decade. Right, give him advice which you know nothing of.

@deejayxcrypt 2 ай бұрын

@@oslonorway547 Oh, I know what it means. I said “higher chance”. Not very much though as new generations in Finland keep learning more and more stupid ways of thinking from across the world these days. Not the best option though. But better in this comparison.